Truly Boring Fairy Tales | Casper Sleep Channel
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- čas přidán 10. 04. 2019
- Nod off to the whimsical wonders of your favorite fairy tales with an unbelievably snooze-worthy twist. Featuring Kathryn Nicolai, host of Nothing Much Happens; Bed time stories for grown-ups. Press play, set your phone aside, and snooze away.
Tune in weekly for new episodes. - Zábava
I was about to go to sleep when the pig asked for the wolfs insurance informarion...
Damn it
🤣😭 these stories take such unexpected turns 💀
Why are you Never gonna give me cheese...
*I want cheese*
Note of advice for storytelling: if your story takes unexpected turns, THEN IT'S NOT BORING!
Same 😂😂😂
me too. i was like "errr,,,,, what?"
She said put down your phone but here I am scrolling down through the comments 👀
I don’t know what you mean
I know what you mean exactly
Haha yeah lol
Samesy😎😆😅😄😂😁😀😉😋
haha can’t relate
Everyone talking about how funny these are but I fall asleep before the stories even start 😭
😂 LOL!
Bruh the pig asking for the wolf's insurance and the wolf apologizing was the funniest bit
Right? 😭 I went from sleepy to laughing
Hey man. You're gonna have to pay for that
"There are no phones in fairy tales".
But that internet tho.
Aye yo its Kermit
I read that in Kermit’s voice I’m dying 😂
💯🤣🤷🏾♀️
*oh hey K E R M I E*
Lol 😆
Me dozing off: hmmmm
The story: jack invested in legume stocks and bought property, Jack jrs whereabouts are unknown
Me, bolt upright: W H A T
Well like that dude was butcher soooo
At that point I woke up laughing because I finally got the joke. That is was Jack and the bean stock
I missed the part about jack jr being a cow and almost thought this dude sold his brother
Haha exactly my reaction. Thanks for the laugh.
i feel like theres something im missing. What was the joke?
I turn this on for my little brother's insomnia but he asked what insurance was 🤣🤣
It's not helping my little child insomnia
"𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐉𝐫'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 " lady don't make me die in total darknes crying over own laughter. And how am I supposed to sleep when the story....well.... isn't 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 boring.
“Winter was hard, like really hard” winter be like 👁👄👁
LMAO NOO
that’s what she said 😼
My friend who's last name is winter be like: 👀
*HTDCHTEDHCT LMAO BYE-*
BRO IM TRYNA SLEEP
Wtf... I started to doze then jack was pitching the idea of the internet
B 🤣🤣
H to a cow he named after himself
Lol😂
I can't last more than a few minutes
Facts shit had me crying 😂😂
PLEASE DO MORE BORING FAIRY TALES, THIS HAS GOTTEN SO MUCH VIEWS AND IS STILL ACTIVE TO THIS DAY. I'M PRETTY SURE MYSELF AND LIKE 1M OTHERS WOULD LOVE TO HEAR MORE ❤
6 months later-- I agree!! Still active!!
@@PBthesquirrel 1 month later affirmed
@@Belly_Lulu 0 months confirmed
Yess
Yep. Still listening. Need a part 2!
I know no-one will see this but I’ve been listening to this video for the whole year I’ve been really depressed about school and stuff and this has helped me sleep!
Thanks for making this random channel called Casper :)
same bro, like 9th class is stressful 😖.. depression reay hits different
love & light to you........
Probably you won’t read this but I just want to say: everything will be okay, even if it doesn’t seem like it sometimes, it will, eventually things will get in place.
Jack: My Jack Jr is Priceless
Butcher: 10 Million Gold
Jack: SOLD
OoP
I mean I would I’ll just get a freind and a therapist BOOM problem solved unu
@@ambermyers1633 Or a cave full of beans. 🤣🤣
*true* guys *JACK Jr IS PRICELESS FOR JACK UNTIL THE MAN SAID “10 MILLIONS GOLD COINS” DUDE*
@itsthatgirl Ohmaygoodness. I didn't know it received so much likes. 😂
“make sure you’re in a safe place for sleep”
me in the trenches: 👁👄👁
*me in the basement: 👁👄👁*
Me in your mom’s bedroom: 👁👄👁
@@hashimotoqueen7227 *LMFAOAOAHDHENEHWINSZ*
me trapped in my kidnapper’s house:
👁👄👁
@@hashimotoqueen7227 xd my dad waiting in line to there moms bathroom: 👁👄👁 👀🙏
It’s been three years, I need more insane fairy tales to sleep to
“Sleep” - I’m listening to this while awake with the option of doing something else, these are just funny.
Jack Jr 🥺🐮 We’ll never forget you. Honestly, how can I sleep when the story is so captivating?
i’m crying over a fictional cow named Jack Jr. rn
Chris Portilla pardon
Chris Portilla fackin SIMP
I get you lol, poor Jack Jr.
@@cozycami_ ”pardon”
IM WEAK
@@MrChrisPortilla down astronomically
Whoever wrote the stories, please give them a raise.
We also need more of these hahaha
As does the animators
NEED MORE!!!!
Same for the voice of June.. the Moon..( literally yawn )
Ur name sus
As an aid to fall asleep, this was an epic fail. The stories were probably the most entertaining versions of fairytales I’ve ever heard. They made me laugh out loud. “Barbra Strawsand” 🤣 But now I’m wide-awake and they ended all too soon!
I honestly came just to say it worked for me last night. Her voice was so soothing that it only took me about 3 minutes to fall asleep.
"hey man, you're gonna have to pay for that. please give me your insurance information" 😂
Oopsie
Give it up. Why not? Lol
Meant for mind-numbing sleep, ends up me laughing and scrolling through comments
Me too lol
I feel you lol
😂😂😂😂
Same! 😂😂
LMAOO SAME😭😭😭
This video never fails to make me fall asleep. Make me come back here again and again.
Desperately trying to sleep but got too invested in Jack’s story and my eyes snapped open and my jaw dropped at “to this day Jack jr’s whereabouts are still unknown” WHY???? FIND HER!!! 😭😭
Boring? These are hilarious. I cant sleep
Seriously. Lol. These should not be this engaging.
Lol same
Dude, riveting
Yeah, I've listened to this every night for 3 days now before sleeping. All those 3 fairy tales make me laugh everytime, so I can't sleep while she tells those stories. Then when the calm music comes I usually fall asleep after a while. So, this kind of works :)
🤣🤣🤣
Narrator: "There are no phones in fairy tales."
Jack: "I wanna create an interconnected system of computer networks, I'll call it... the internet!"
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
June The Moon: excuse me one moment *chloroforms jack* ahem so like I was saying.. there are no phones in fairy tales! 😁
Listener: 👁👄👁
Yeah
@@hala779001 1:06:47
'Jack had seen maybe 2 or 3 types of bean which he thought was above average' Lady, it's 4:23am and you're supposed to be helping me sleep. Oh well, laughter is medicine 😂
You'll fall asleep with a smile on your face....
😂😂😂
What's funny is that as I read your comment, I looked at my time and it was also 4:23am...a year later from your comment 😮 lol
guys i think if you like this, based on the description, shes a host of Nothing Much Happens: bedtime stories for adults, maybe it will be similar in funny twists and calming voice, goodluck finding your new fav audiooo
I love Nothing muvh happens!
Thanks for this! It's the rabbit hole I needed!
I started to fall asleep then frikin jack got a splinter in his esophagus and pitched his idea about starting the internet
HMMM I think the computer invented is taking all the credit -.-
Lol
"Make sure youre in a safe place, for sleep"
Me, scared, wondering if theres an intruder in my room ._.
Same i was like whats that supposed to mean
@@dandelionielle maybe it's like for kids who sleep anywhere even places ur not supposed to sleep like public places
@@maju404 but why couldnt say it less creepy 💀💀
@@dandelionielle i knoww lmaoo it sounded way creepier than It should
I'm actually more shocked that was the second thing she mentioned 😂 comfort is more important than safety, I guess...
The insurance company! I can't sleep with this, I'm laughing too much. Bless whoever wrote these!
😂😂😂 "you.. are gonna have to pay for this.. give me.. your insurance.. information" HAHAHAHA I lost it!!😂😂😂😂
Nothing will ever beat this video. I watch this every night. PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE !!!!!!
The moment I heard Jack Junior the cow, I know its gonna be a sleepless night for me.
Yup thas the life of someone who has yt
There's a insurance company that I hear may be able to help you with the emotional distress
@@stephenjemyers where is that company
@@literallypcdude7706 It’s Barbara Straws and Company 🤣
@@ShanteRoxxane I still feel the same
I never get past the first story but every time I’m about to sleep it says the most random stuff and I wake confused
I almost was in a deep sleep then......."jack even told her about a inter connected place of computerd networks he was thinking of calling the internet" and I laughed so hard I fell off my bed and woke up my parents
splinter in esophagus huh
Its been 4 years. WE NEED A PART 2!!!
They also need to make more bc I keep repeating them over and over again😔
"Jack was hungry"
Jack was also needing therapy
BRUH I SAID THE SAME THANG TOO💀💀💀💀
:0
As all of us in the comments do
“He needed to sell the cow. But who would give him feedback on all of his screenplays?” 🥺
Mom
L
My son loves June the moon! Thank you for the silly stories. I would love some more June stories.
I wish these stories were 10 hours long so we can listen to them all night.
Found this and honestly took it seriously at first. As I tried to sleep and I just kept laughing at all this crazy ass shit Jack was going through. I just busted out in my quiet house when Jack said, “ You know what, I just need some straight up cash...”
HONESTLY SAME ABSOLUTELY CRACKING UP😂😂😂😂😭
Can't sleep...giggling too hard! lmbo!
"But Jack Jr. is priceless..no money in the worl-" *10 Million gold!!*
"SOLD!!"
Jack is a straight up gangsta businessman. Lol
Lol that's where I was like "ok this isint gonna work for sleep'
**soft whispering**
“Jack had gotten attached to the cow”
“He had even named her”
“ *Jack Jr* “
I was half asleep and this made me burst out laughing 😂
Whenever I type something, another more interesting sentence pops up
Poor Jack, hope he gets the splinter out of his oesophagus! I heard it’s not too healthy
Are you sure Jack Jr is a girl 😂😉 😁😆
Whats the time stamp?
@Garson bahahaha
why is it funny I dont get the joke
@@michallebel3236 because the mom made stick soup
Storyteller is ace, stories are ace, animation is ace. ❤️❤️❤️
Poor Jack Jr. What a betrayal. I don't know if I can go to sleep now.
HE HADNT SEEN A LOT OF BEANS IN HIS LIFE
👁👄👁
I love that part
Do you mean....
No phones allowed bruh
Started naming the brand I knew.
Jack: *thinks about stick soup*
Jack: “Nah I straight up just need cash right now “
I couldn't stop laughing. I had to come to the comment section to see if anyone else was having a hard time going to sleep but still wanted to listen until the end. 😆
Can yall make longer version of this? I'd be forever in your favor
My sister at 2 am: Hey whatcha doin? Me: I‘m trying to learn about Barbara Strawsands strawhouse insurance company!
I dead ass googled her
Yes! I loved that 😂😂😂
"I just need some straight up cash right now." - Jack
“‘I just need some straight up cash right now.’
- Jack”
Mood
I would pay money on a subscription basis for these boring fairytales ❤
Love them too much
This is not boring at all. instead of sleeping, i turned out watching this. But still i feel asleep after that, what a good video.
“when Jack wasn’t plucking icicles from the haunted cave on the hill, or helping his mother with calisthenics...” 😂😂
The icicles got me laughing so much
I thought I heard the calisthenics part wrong 😅
I had too look up that word
I was so close to skipping over this, what a sad sad life that would have been
Me too, me too
Same
Same here
Aswell
Not once have i been able to stay awake for more then 30 minutes with this video
“Barbara Strawsand Company” made me laugh as I was falling asleep
With being laid off for the coronavirus, I must say, I make a mean stick soup.
You are one of the few lucky ones, I can't even afford the stick.
Yvonne Vevo my friend, I’d gladly put an extra stick in the pot for you.
I got a splinter in my esophagus once. Now I can’t stop thinking about how aweful that was. Not going to fall asleep now.
Scott Semel 😂💀
😂😂😂
When she said “once upon a time not long ago” I couldn’t help myself but add “I WAS A HOOO AND I’M ADMITTING IT”
🤣🤣
Yall are a mess. This is why we can't sleep
Lynn hunderman Slick Rick pops into my head 😂
I guess I’ll just piss on the floor. Duh duh piss on the floor piss on the floor
😂😂😂
It worked. I fell asleep instead of lying there obsessing about the first day of school!
This works, I’m so serious. Maybe it’s because I’m an easy person to lull to sleep (I’m always sleepy, when am I not?), but for the past two nights I literally have not made it past 2 minutes. The part where she explains the importance of pacing the heartbeat through steady breathing, I’m gone!!! Completely knocked out!
I’m scared when she said “2. Find a SAFE place to sleep” like I went on this cause I’m scared and can’t sleep
Sammeeee
Awwwww. You're safe
I prefer to crawl up under my bed and cuddle up to Annabelle. Sweet screams. 😏
I'm dying laughing☠️☠️
I'm dying laughing☠️☠️
"Jack had grown attached to the cow. He'd even named *HER* JACK JR."
STOP IT😂
Cows are always ‘her’ though
@@hamblance5938 yes because when they are males they are called bulls I 🤔 think
@@topramennoodle21 that was my point lol
Honestly it took me a long long time to get to the 3rd story I fell asleep half way through the first one they need a raise right now 😭
Stay asleep!!
I had no idea this was a mattress channel until I looked for more of their videos😢
I need more of these
ohhhh
I love how it said.
Narrarater: it was a cold winter, like a REALLY HARD winter
i wish they’d make a second version of this i always listen to this to help me sleep n im starting to memorize it 💀
Tap on where it says Casper (the icon), under the title.
Broo I’m starting to memorize it to!
I couldn't fall asleep because I was laughing so much. After the breathing exercises, I was certain that this would help me fall asleep. I must find another one but I'm sure this is a great video. Oh, let me hear what's going on in Little Red Riding Hood before I go. It's 5am. Smh 😆
This DOES help me fall asleep....as soon as I'm done laughing from the peculiar twist on these traditional fairytales...."hey man, you're gonna have to pay for that".....said the Pig....LOL!...totally enjoyable. Thanks!
Quote to live by
"A little snort of support"
two months later = Rehab
A month later = deceased due to OD
💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀 yall need to chill okay. I’m trying to sleep here and I’m up laughing
At least you got the help you needed ✌
Jack decided he was gonna need “like straight up cash”...what!? These are hilarious
If you make more of these boring tales I’ll straight up buy a Casper mattress…. I love these stories
Straw house insurance was a shaky industry....😂 This is an absolute masterpiece that needs a sequel.
I started playing this because of the insomnia I’ve having at 2:30am... shortly realized it wouldn’t help after the lady said Jack named his cow Jack Jr., collects icicles from the haunted cave, and helps his mother with calisthenics. Literally cannot stop laughing😆
Me before watching this: I'm so tired... I just need that last bit...
Me during the vid: *tch* WELP
I'm not sleeping tonight. 🙃
The secret is, try not to pay attention to what they are saying. I know can be tough.
I just closed my eyes and just listen to the sounds and try to have a blank mind.
Right now when I think back, I dont even remember anything 😂😂
Named her… Jack jr.
*_cowlisthenics_*
I went to bed at 10:30 and it’s now 2:26 and ma adhd ass is still trying to sleep
Dude sammmmmeee. I have class at 8 am im so pissed off.
I went to bed at eight and now it's 2:16 PARTY TIME WITH JACK AND HIS COW
I go to bed at about 4:00 am, and wake up at 5:00 to 5:30
It’s 9am and I still trying to go to sleep 😭
me too
Kathryn... i listen to you "Nothing much happens" series on Google podcasts & i love it! You put me to sleep almost every night. Your voice is so soothing & i like that you tell the story twice. Sometimes i am so intrigued by the story I have to hear the whole thing. When you start the second reading, then i give myself over to sleep. These stories here are adorable! Thank you for settlimg my mind & getting me to sleep. Love you! And love to the fur babies! More stories with them!
although this story is hilarious when you're actually paying attention, this has helped me sleep multiple times. thanks!
I thought you were going to help me get some sleep. But you were the one who fell asleep first and left me eyes wide open *flip table*
same, I was so confused and lost when she stopped talking. Then felt betrayed and abandoned. I felt like I was jack jr and she was jack...
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@rars4967 yeah same
I laughed myself awake... these random turns in the stories are way too hilarious I love and hate it🤣😭
XD
I don’t even know what these stories are about because I fall asleep so quickly.. 🤣
23 :30: *I started watching this to fall asleep*
03 :00: I’m now in a nightclub, this really did the opposite of what it said on the tin…
I believe this does the trick for helping distract the listener from their own thoughts and anxiety. It's so jarring and funny that it helped me smile and laugh for the first time in a long while. The tiger growling after the last story is a little alarming, but overall a really fun distraction. Thank you for uploading.
I came here to sleep but I kept laughing instead
Pastel Kicks that’s called mental breakdown jk I hope you got to sleep
I’m not sure what you think about the other Stan I don’t want to go to work and have
Me too
I KNOWWWWW IM LITERALLY TEARING
Zzzzzzzzż
Best mind numbing voice and sleep stories I’ve heard so far. With oddly humour out and yet boring stories,followed by repetitive sleep inducing boring sounds. Perfect! Can you please make a sequel?
I was so sad to find out that this is the only truly boring fairy tales that you had put out please make more of these!!! not only does it put me to sleep, but it's one of the most creative and humorous things I've ever heard! Brilliant. Use the same woman too, soothing voice. deadpan humor. 100% awesome!
I need more of these boring fairy tales. Much more
@Olivia Green yes well that's in the title. I love them ! I found the narrator and she has her own podcast called bedtime stories for grown ups. It's amaaaazing
Rosemary Grace please do share the podcast’s name, i need more than one short and actually funny story lol
@@m_adalena they're not funny but very good and envelope you . "Nothing much happens" is the name
Absolutely hilarious-- and remarkably calming with the kind of absurdity I some times use in conversation with my mom to see if she's paying attention. 💜
🧡🧡🧡
i should try that anyyone aggre
Please test me too, begging.
#commentoftheday
Discovering this channel was one of the best things that have happened to me this year!!!!!
AYOO I couldn’t sleep last night and listened to this and went to sleep peacefully 🤣
I fell asleep for the first 12 minutes then needed to go to the bathroom. Then trying to carry on listening to the pig story, and I’m cracking up at the Barbara strawsand company 😂
How am I supposed to sleep listening to something that makes me laugh.😂😂😂
I wish there were more narrations from june the moon. Her voice is the only voice that makes me fall asleep
This is hilarious how my kid actually fell asleep between stories lol lmao
The insurance part made me laugh way harder than it should've💀 I now cannot fall asleep
Being comfy is the most important thing, safety comes second.
What lol
i hadnt been sleeping well for the past 5 days due to exams & stress and on the day i was feeling most tired i took a nap in the afternoon to this video, and it really helped! thank you x
Love the part when they changed the three little pigs and the big bad wolf 😂 they made it all about insurance? I'm like is this what grown ups listen to?
Imagine a video like this but it had a jump scare in it and it scares you to death
I think that is a very good idea. Lol
Eternal sleep
😂
Some of these have a “This is your captain speaking “ vibe that’s not relaxing at all 😂😳
Wtf u read my mind
I need a sequel really bad. This helps me every night
RIP, your “no phones in fairytales” line channeled my mom!✨🤣💀🤩✨
I was at the little pigs story this one line woke me up and made me laugh-
“Hey man YOURE gonna need to pay for that”