Battle of the Shampoo Bottles - LOLNEIN
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LYRICS:
Shampoo holders
Can't contain this bottle
I'm head and shoulders
Like a bust of Aristotle
You see i know bout grease
Destroy dandruff with ease
Yet my actual expertise
Isn't head, shoulders, or knees
CHORUS
We're going for your toes
Crushing one of those
Is the intent
And we've gotten pretty close
We're going down the drain
To give you a flowing mane
A lovely scent
And a lot of pain
Let's get loreal
You're not really worth it
That hair is an ordeal
It's called make ends meet not split
That my label says tear-free
Might be an inaccuracy
But I don't owe people who p
In showers an apology
CHORUS
I'm not that posh
I'm simple that's alright
Cause this off-brand body wash
Will make you scream its name all night
Don't you think this little
Piggy looks so brittle
One small hit and it'll
Go to the hospital
The bottle hops
Near the edge
And it drops
Off the ledge
Double flip
As it flies
Past the hip
Past the thighs
Hits the nail
On its head
Deafening wail
Skin turns red
Cheering fans
Jury's floored
Giving tens
Across the board
CHORUS
![Low quality memes i stole from discord but the memes get progressively better [V5]](/img/n.gif)
EDIT: MY MUSIC IS NOW AVAILABLE ON SPOTIFY! open.spotify.com/artist/4ZtuieJMgKRChiUfzI4fY4?si=Mp-r3yI9QCSUjnCJsA8dXA
Hi guys! So here's another song and animation based on one of my older comics! If you like my stuff, share it with your friends and consider supporting me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/lolnein
Thank you so much! :)
Ok, that song also that I want to see in live in a concert by you :D (Eurovision maybe? :D)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cool bro kliverland
Here from 9gag
Came from 9gag, this is awesome! I just love the music, it makes me so relaxed... Thank you for making my day ^^
Dude do you have the bass tabs for this?
This is what the early internet was all about. Its new but weirdly nostalgic.
You mean creativity and animations?
Ikr the only thing you see on CZcams nowadays are unentertaining junk or vloggers. But every now and then gems like these show up
when I first heard one of these songs I thought it was weebls lol
Ikr
@Random Zen my recommendations have actually been alright recently
A song about shampoo bottles shouldn't slap this hard
Watch in like a month this will be a viral sound on tik tok
@ufooli was an imposter It surely hit toes notes hard
Welcome to the internet XD
For real now😂🙏
it slaps harder than a bottle hitting a toe
The crazy thing is this guy writes, sings, produces and draws everything himself.
No
@@toziassmitt what no give me a explanation
indeed
@@petravandenberg70 i think he's implying that he has a person helping him doing the "mixing", you can find him in the description of his video.
banger
Lmao
Fundy are you just here for the toes
Absolutely
It is isn't it
SAAAMMMEEE
Always enjoy the lyrics, but you unironically make some real bangers as far as instrumentals go.
Keep up the great work.
Thank you! I do my best and I'd love to make so much more of these :)
@@LOLNEIN please upload instrumentals only aswell!
@@LOLNEIN the world needs a album.
@@LOLNEIN yo you need some publicity, we will have to spread this and make you some money, More! MORE!!! WE NEED MOOOORE!!!!
@@LOLNEIN Thank you my friend))) This feeds my feint soul
This will be a banger and come back trending in 5 years.
I can't wait for the CZcams algorithm to catch up. See you in 2025!
Bold of you to assume there's going to be a 2025
I'll be there when it becomes an artifact of old youtube.
@@yosoydave8521 this made me laugh and cry a bit :')
It's already trending on tiktok, so give it a few months
mid-2000s Newgrounds would have LOVED this
Omg yess
Definitely.
where are those years
This reminds me of Lemon Demon's Pumpkin Pie dude, holy shit.
P
Calling it - this will get at least 1 million views. Best silly song in a long time.
I hope it does
its a huge shame its hasn't even hit 1/4 of a million views yet
@@stupidmonkey341 well it did now
Hey why dont u come up with a silly song about space??
PS. Love yor content though
Wasnt expecting to see you here lmao
How is this not 10 years old... !
You just have to wait a bit.
@@LOLNEIN “a bit” haha
Are you asking why it isn't a decade old because of how CZcams keeps suggesting old videos in 2020s quarantine?
This was exactly what I was thinking lol
@@absintheminded8466 more like this feels like something I should have watched in 2010.
Update: I have memorized the lyrics by now and am singing this under the shower every time.
I'm just not sure wether I'm provocing my shampoo bottles with this or not...
Keep me posted!
“Update, all 10 of my toes have had to have been removed or I would have died from an infection”
@@Poptomist "Update, I need prosthetic feet because the bottles have settled for crushing them in place of toes"
Cute
@@capertillar4634 "Update, have lost four fingers.. They still want more i haven't washed in days i am sleeping on the floor watching every door the sentience they have gained my hopes are all in vain they always bring me pain "
The lyrics, the animation, that fucking voice.... it's a masterpiece
you put a bad Word in your comment
@@beahorvat5312 how fucking dare you
@@bubkins3013 💅🏿
@@beahorvat5312
I dont see a fucking problem with swearing LMAO
I really like how LOLNEIN adds such attention to small details in the lyrics. E.g. "jury's floored", because they are literally lying on the ground/floor.
It took me some time to notice that, been listening to this song for several days now (:
But what else is there to say? That "monotonous" voice really fits the sound, which already mentioned is a BANGER. It animates me to move myself.
So fellows and fellas, listen closly to the lyrics!
Another lyric to look out for is how Head & Shoulder’s knows about grease i.e. Greece, where (the bust of) Aristotle is from
the same thing about Contactless, first i didnt get the pun about "sensored" but then...
Same for forcing "It'll" and "hospital" to rhyme with each other very cleverly.
This whole song is relatable and amazing
Thank you :)
I love the Dove bottle's smug grin throughout the entire song. Without a single word.
You have your own genre of music and i fucking love it.
The closest thing I could compare it to is german EDM, but even that isn't right.
Thank you! I thought it's kind EDM, too. But I was told it might be "pop". So who knows :)
Here's me thinking it had old rap vibes
It kinda feels like a mix of EDM and funk, but that's just me hahah
Sounds very close to EDM. I’m hooked!
Its 00's EDM for sure. Typical club banger of that era. Reminds me of Swedish house mafia - your name
Ah sh*t, here we go again...
*proceed to listen it on repeat until I can't stand it anymore*
Give it a week, it'll come back lol
U can’t escape it
120 % of these lyrics rhyme, it's incredible. Every time I listen to it I realize even more words rhyme. Good job.
Why the hell are those lyrics and melody better than anything played in the past years on radio...
cuz the radio wont bother to get new licenses for better songs
This is a bop! Wish it was on Spotify!
It is now
@@condy1481 it is? I can’t find it
Here: open.spotify.com/artist/4ZtuieJMgKRChiUfzI4fY4?si=FzkCzK8DRiaT3Aj0TBLdIw
This is gold :)))
lolnein was a young man who loved to make comics and jokes. He had a lot of friends who shared his sense of humor and enjoyed his creations. One day, he decided to go on an adventure with his friends to explore the world and have fun.
He packed his backpack with some essentials: his sketchbook, his pen, his laptop, his phone, and some snacks. He also brought along his pet cat, who was very loyal and curious. He met up with his friends at the bus station and they boarded the bus that would take them to their destination.
They had no idea where they were going, but they didn’t care. They just wanted to see new places and experience new things. They trusted that Lolnein would find something interesting and funny wherever they went.
The bus drove for a long time, passing through different landscapes and towns. Lolnein and his friends looked out the window and admired the scenery. They also chatted with each other and made jokes about everything they saw. Lolnein drew some comics based on their observations and showed them to his friends, who laughed and praised him.
After several hours, the bus stopped at a small village in the middle of nowhere. Lolnein and his friends got off the bus and looked around. They saw some old houses, some farms, some shops, and some people. It seemed like a quiet and peaceful place.
Lolnein thought that there must be something funny or weird about this village. He decided to explore it with his friends and his cat. He hoped to find some inspiration for his comics and jokes.
He led his friends to the nearest shop, which was a bakery. He entered the shop and greeted the baker, who was a friendly old man with a big mustache. He asked him if he had any special or unusual breads.
The baker smiled and said that he did. He showed him a loaf of bread that looked like a human face. He said that it was called “the bread of life” and that it had magical properties. He said that if you ate it, you would live forever.
Lolnein was amazed and amused by this bread. He asked the baker how much it cost. The baker said that it was very expensive, but he would give it to him for free if he could make him laugh.
Lolnein accepted the challenge and told him one of his jokes. The baker listened carefully and then burst into laughter. He said that it was the funniest joke he ever heard and that he deserved the bread.
He gave Lolnein the bread of life and wished him good luck. Lolnein thanked him and left the shop with his friends and his cat. He showed them the bread and told them what it was.
His friends were astonished and curious about the bread. They asked him if he was going to eat it or not. Lolnein said that he wasn’t sure yet. He said that living forever sounded cool, but also scary.
He decided to keep the bread for later and continue exploring the village with his friends and his cat. He hoped to find more funny or weird things in this place.
He did not know that eating the bread would change his life forever…
Received message. Okay, here is a story about lolnein. It's called "The Adventures of Lolnein and His Friends". Lolnein was a young man who loved to make comics and jokes. He had a lot of friends who shared his sense of humor and enjoyed his creations. One day, he decided to go on an adventure with his friends to explore the world and have fun. He packed his backpack with some essentials: his sketchbook, his pen, his laptop, his phone, and some snacks. He also brought along his pet cat, who was very loyal and curious. He met up with his friends at the bus station and they boarded the bus that would take them to their destination. They had no idea where they were going, but they didn't care. They just wanted to see new places and experience new things. They trusted that Lolnein would find something interesting and funny wherever they went. The bus drove for a long time, passing through different landscapes and towns. Lolnein and his friends looked out the window and admired the scenery. They also chatted with each other and made jokes about everything they saw. Lolnein drew some comics based on their observations and showed them to his friends, who laughed and praised him. After several hours, the bus stopped at a small village in the middle of nowhere. Lolnein and his friends got off the bus and looked around. They saw some old houses, some farms, some shops, and some people. It seemed like a quiet and peaceful place. Lolnein thought that there must be something funny or weird about this village. He decided to explore it with his friends and his cat. He hoped to find some inspiration for his comics and jokes. He led his friends to the nearest shop, which was a bakery. He entered the shop and greeted the baker, who was a friendly old man with a big mustache. He asked him if he had any special or unusual breads. The baker smiled and said that he did. He showed him a loaf of bread that looked like a human face. He said that it was called "the bread of life" and that it had magical properties. He said that if you ate it, you would live forever. Lolnein was amazed and amused by this bread. He asked the baker how much it cost. The baker said that it was very expensive, but he would give it to him for free if he could make him laugh. Lolnein accepted the challenge and told him one of his jokes. The baker listened carefully and then burst into laughter. He said that it was the funniest joke he ever heard and that he deserved the bread. He gave Lolnein the bread of life and wished him good luck. Lolnein thanked him and left the shop with his friends and his cat. He showed them the bread and told them what it was. His friends were astonished and curious about the bread. They asked him if he was going to eat it or not. Lolnein said that he wasn't sure yet. He said that living forever sounded cool, but also scary. He decided to keep the bread for later and continue exploring the village with his friends and his cat. He hoped to find more funny or weird things in this place. He did not know that eating the bread would change his life forever...,the story of lolnein,generated by bing ai.
The 2 dislikes are from Procter&Gamble and L´oreal.
3rd one was just added by Unilever
why would they dislike this? its free advertisement... it must be ppl who have no sense of humor who disliked..
@@rynfaulkner615 H&S is unilever no?
@@mrashiroto1360 You german?
@@reneg8 nope.. But i live in germany for like 4months
This song bangs as hard as my shampoo bottle bangs my toe.
Wow this really took me back to the "look my horse" era. It's nice to see somebody is still making animations like this. I know animations aren't really algorithm friendly as the algorithm favours mass uploads to quality uploads, i hope my like a sub can help swing things in your favour.
I know its supposed to be satire, but man this song goes hard
I'm here from 9GAG, this is awsome :)
Hello fellow 9Gagger
Colonel reporting here
Incoming
@@azadarecnoctum6725 at ease Colonel, Field-Marshal coming through
hello fellow virgin.
Most banging tune I've heard all year, that chorus is infectious
Maybe that's why it's the most banging tune
This song goes way harder than it has any right to. Amazing.
Commenting again to say that the voice with the beat really sells it, and the lyrics are genius too. As a poet I'm ashamed to admit this is better overall quality then I could ever hope to achieve. Bravo.
This is up there with new grounds and “Weird Al, Stuck in the Drive Thru” type of quality animations and catchy soundtrack.
This rightfully deserves to blow up, even though it’s a meme it’s unironically good, Spotify upload when!? 😂
Thank you! It's already on Spotify! open.spotify.com/artist/4ZtuieJMgKRChiUfzI4fY4?si=FzkCzK8DRiaT3Aj0TBLdIw
Please never stop making music. I know it's a meme song, but every aspect of it is very well orchestrated.
I started purchasing shampoo sachets after this video 😅
You can keep the bottles on the ground. Like I do.
true
@@steampunknord but then you turned a projectile into a mine
@@angkhoavo8004 O H G O D
I'm genuinely addicted to this song
Dont watch this. Can't get it out of my Head. Masterpiece of Evil.
Love it
This reminds me a lot of Mr. Weeble honestly. That level of catchiness and odd topic
I don't know why, but the note progression on the, "My label says tear-free" bit was so aesthetically pleasing to me for some reason. Absolute banger of a song.
i've listened to this song for like the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and i'm still not tired. this is such a banger
I'm sharing this for you....you need more views...such high quality I love it!
Thank you so much! Sharing really helps a lot!
I think i came from your post on reddit
I look forward to seeing you all again in a couple of years when the algorithm decides to send this to everyone!
I don’t know how but this is weirdly a banger
0:28 This head, shoulders, knees and toes reference is GOLD. You hear me? GOLD! 👌🔥
Shampoo holders
Can't contain this bottle
I'm head and shoulders
Like a bust of Aristotle
You see I know bout grease
Destroy dandruff with ease
Yet my actual expertise
Isn't head, shoulders, or knees
We're going for your toes
Crushing one of those
Is the intent
And we've gotten pretty close
We're going down the drain
To give you a flowing mane
A lovely scent
And a lot of pain
Let's get Lo-real
You're not really worth it
That hair is an ordeal
It's called make ends meet not split
That my label says ‘tear-free’
Might be an inaccuracy
But I don't owe people who pee
In showers an apology
We're going for your toes
Crushing one of those
Is the intent
And we've gotten pretty close
We're going down the drain
To give you a flowing mane
A lovely scent
And a lot of pain
I'm not that posh
I'm simple that's alright
Cause this off-brand body wash
Will make you scream its name all night
Don't you think this little
Piggy looks so brittle
One small hit and it'll
Go to the hospital
The bottle hops
Near the edge
And it drops
Off the ledge
Double flip
As it flies
Past the hip
Past the thighs
Hits the nail
On its head
Deafening wail
Skin turns red
Cheering fans
Jury's floored
Giving tens
Across the board
We're going for your toes
Crushing one of those
Is the intent
And we've gotten pretty close
We're going down the drain
To give you a flowing mane
A lovely scent
And a lot of pain
I can't get over how sexy is the accent and depth of voice in this one.
*See y'all when it gets recommended after 2 years*
See you tomorrow.
I think the best part of this video is the fact that he probably had his toes crushed and was like "Oh! Song inspiration!"
The drop at 1:15 is fantastic. Your comical music videos have a better soundtrack than a whole lot of regular music.
Ikr
I absolutely love the characters in this one. They have different faces since the beginning. Dove for example is just so self-confident that he didn't even have to sing and succeeded in their mission.
I think Head & Shoulders is my favourite (also his part of the lyrics is the best). And then Dove in second place (with the lyrics part being second best as well).
This is going to be stuck in my head for atleast the rest of the day, haha. Its wel made and i really like it
LOLNEIN should be it's own music category, change my mind.
I'm sharing this with everyone! Man this slaps.
Part of the ship, part of the crew
Its bad that I know ur talking about ifunny
Shush. We don’t talk about that here
you know sh*ts happenin when dance lights are going off in your shower and your shampoo bottles are singing about crushing your toes
This... this right here.... this is art
“Content warnings? Never heard of em.” - LONEIN
I love the detail of the head and shoulders being upside down like mine always is lol
the fact that i got a head and shoulders ad is INSANE
Now I won't be able to shower because I'll be imagining the bottles are singing this song while plotting how to crush my toes.
Loved the song!!!
What
After a shampoo battle I got rushed to ER, and met George Clooney there. Luv your songs LolNein!
I can't stop listening to this. I sort of wish it was more viral so people don't get concerned if I start mumbling "we're going for your toes" under my breath
Shampoo bottles always HIT this hard.
This guy is underrated and has too few subscribers. I shall now spread the gospel of "LOLNEIN"
Can't believe this still has not hit over a million views. Nothing but quality.
You're a lyrical mastermind dude and the animation is just perfect
The lyrics are so good for a comedic song
You make really good songs! Keep it up!
I'm so glad that I found this chanel.
yeah same
He makes really good comic strips too, check him out on twitter: @LOLNEIN
It's so absolutely genius I simply can't listen often enough. These lyrics are just a masterpiece.
Someone make 10 hrs version of this masterpiece
You dont know how to loop videos
@@VulpesAlliumbro that was before loop was added noob
@@theshibainuinroblox9602 Loop was a thing for many years. You don't even know what noob means.
@@theshibainuinroblox9602 Noob means beginner. I've been on CZcams for a while now.
someone really felt betrayed by their soap bottles that they actually wrote a song. Noice
Doctor: "You have three minutes left to live"
Me: * Watching this video *
Doctor: ....
Me: "Worth it"... x.x
lmao the accuracy of this song. They always go for the toes loll.
9gag-friend - This is the stuff I wanna dance to on a concert!
I think this one is the vibiest after Contactless. The thing that makes this one maybe even better, is the duration. And there's also so much variety in the lyrics and music, I absolutely adore that. Have these hearts, cuz words can't really describe how much I love this song: ❤💙💚💜❤💙💚💜
Why doesn't this have more views?
This is so good... The rhythm, the timing of the key change, and the goddamn lyrics... dude. Goosebumps
Yea am getting addicted to this. ironically, I was taking a shower while putting some music on. Nd ur song came up nd as I was enjoying the vibe , a shampoo bottle succeeded to land a bomb on my toe xDD
So I actually commented on this one last, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY THE *REASON* I CAME BACK. Yesterday, I was showering and washing my hair, then a shampoo bottle fell and I *immediately* thought of this song again. And then for the rest of the shower, I played all your songs in my head. AND TODAY I RE-LISTENED THEM ALL.
Das good stuff
Thank you! :)
This reminds me of the songs I come up with in the shower because I forgot to put some music playing.
Good job grandson
This song is so catchy dude, nice animation too I'm definitely subscribing!
A song about angry shampoo bottles shouldn’t slap this hard, also keep up the good work love your song lmao
I feel recurring pain.
when I'm having a bad day, I just listen to this song and then I realize my life isn't so miserable 😍
Came here from Twitter. This is THE jam.
And it is on Spotify!
I fucking love this shit. Actually better than the music on my spotify
I didn't know I needed this in my life, but apparently it's what I've been missing all along!
9gag Advertisement braught me here. Nice vid my dude
Don't ever doubt yourself, your doing great keep going
how the hell people are disliking this, shame, shame, shame, all of you
A song about shampoo has no right getting me to re-listen to it as many times as I have listened to this one.
Nice Song 😁
God this just feels so much like an early youtube video, its got that classic feel to it, great job.
This is so damn catchy! It will be a hit soon!
Your a LITERAL MASTER at making lyrics. So creative! And inventive! *No way denying that.* 😎🤩😎🤩
tell me why this un ironically slaps
9gag got me here, and just wanna say, good job m8, its fun and sounds good
Bringing love from 9GAG
The tune, the lyrics, the voice, this is absolute perfection!
I always knew Dove was evil because their dodgy soaps and cosmetics cause awful eczema. Now I understand it's because the chemical makeup of Dove products is magnetically attracted to the human body, in order to help their shampoo score a perfect 10 at crushing your feet in the shower. Thank you, LOLNEIN. You have solved an age-long mystery!
Also, I've had this song on repeat for the past 4 hours - please send help.
OP, thanks for posting it on 9gag, so i could find on youtube! It's a gem
WHY THOSE SONGS ARE SO GOOD XD but its all a joke XD
This song is way too good for its subject matter 😂