Building A Prison Where Guards Are Treated Worse Than Prisoners in Prison Architect
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- čas přidán 18. 03. 2019
- I built a prison where both guards and prisoners die a lot, which means they don't have a good experience. They're under fed, over worked and constantly put in dangerous situations which ensures a high turnover rate. Luckily I can hire people as fast as they die so this works out ok in the end. Prison Architect gameplay with my commentary as always!
Prison Architect - store.steampowered.com/app/23... - Hry
"If we can't fix stupid we might as well enable it." - DF 2019
I want that on a T-shirt.
@@ChristyTina22 Honestly same
@@ChristyTina22 He should make it happen. I'd buy it.
My workplace philosophy
Merch!
"That sprinkler is the only thing you got to play with, why would you break it?"
The whole video had me in tears, but that killed me
Great to hear, I'm feeling like Killing might of been some part of this video ;)
R.I.P
500 workers is too many.
*So here's a **_THOUSAND_*
:P
Bamsemesteren no it’s dangerously funny
(Top half)
No such thing
So here’s a thousand likes for you :)
I need more game suggestions!
Plague inc
Terra tech!
minecraft
DangerouslyFunny Starbound!
what about....M I N E C R A F T
idk
Any game can be prison architect if you try hard enough- rtgames
DUDE a collab between DF and RTGames would be AWESOME!
@@Alexden96Channel Def should be a triple with Graystillplays.
THEY NEED TO COLLABORATE
Go fourway collab by adding callmekevin
I made a prison on Academia School Simulator (something like that).
It’s the same format as Prison Architect except you build a school. The 120 kids were trapped for 15 days before I broke the fence.
‘Prisoners here have no access to food’
‘Sorry didn’t realise we were building the four seasons”
😂😂😂😂
"Would it be bad to have a prison built on the honors system?"
- DangerouslyFunny, 2019
Mayor: We need you to build a prison
Df: Do you mean "cemetary"?
crematorium*
flrgblrgrstienr flrgblrgdlrg
Did you mean: *_playground_*
Graveyard Keeper 2 😆
I like how DF has no idea what he's doing in some new game, but pretends to actually know what he's doing. That's why I like watching this guy anyways.
and he actually does well XD
Cop: if you don’t cooperate you’ll regret it.
Suspect: I ain’t afraid of nothin
Cop:not even going to DF’s prison?
Suspect: hold on a bit I’ll confess just don’t do anything crazy.
"OH GOD NO, PLEASE NOT DF'S"
_Dangerously Funny: A Study in Humorous Anarchy and Misanthropy_
The entire prison is death row. Including the employees. _Especially_ the employees.
They knew the job was dangerous when they took it.
So the scp foundation
instead of making something my server wants I'm going to waste a bit of my life watching this
Hey! It was just getting good. I demand a part 2 where the dormitory gets burned up
Yea thats cut is pritty bad... at the end all the fun started xD
"That must be where the queen is" - my favorite joke! Tackle RimWorld :D Would be so fun!
DF: Built a pris-
Me: thumbs up
robotrip M if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything :)
@@brindleface9316 you are a nice person
@robotrip M No that's me, dummy.
@robotrip M Well I just bought one for myself but they're out of stock now, sorry.
@@hazeltree7738 ur not funny m8
*_I knew this day was coming. And I feared it_*
You and RTgames should TOTALLLLYYY do a SDV colab!
He has done SDV before and you both have a cynical sense of humor
you can show him the dark ways of Stardew
Your prison must have a really low a re-offending rate...
Because no one got out alive (including employees, especially employees)
I had a hard and rough day today, your video makes me laugh so much! Thank you for making them! Love your videos! :) Greetings from The Netherlands
12:27 *observes npc's scrambling to save their lives- says with great delight*
"Look at these guys. They're trying to get out. Should have used the door, idiots."
Oh DF...
"I just realized, we've only had one escape so far. Unless you count the dead ones..."
I'm dead.
Is this basically your basement? and any fan that finds you?
Im the only one that escaped
@@KenzupForReal Nope you think you did, but your still locked up, its just in your imagination that your free.
@@TheKardain SEND HELP PLS
@@KenzupForReal sorry I can't help you....... I'm the guy next door to you... Hi
Kenzup The Mage ermm i would, but he would kill me
“Rumor is there’s ground beneath us too”
That had me in tears
I love how at the beginning one of the workers jumped in front of the truck and the truck ran him\her over
Hands down man your one of my favorite guys to watch lol keep this up
"This one wondering down here doing nothing" he's the supervisor
You know, I've been watching your Stardew Valley videos and for the longest time I thought to myself, "You know what DF would probably enjoy playing? Prison Architecht!". And here we are. My dreams have come true.
I loved the commentary as the prison was built. I chortled on the train ride home. Thank you
The execution chair connected to the visitor room killed me. Laughing so hard
Edit: Oh my god the parole room too. xD
"an open concept prison" lol
DF, quick tip! Your workers can't unload the trucks because there's no room in delivery. Make the delivery room bigger to get the trucks unloaded faster.
~Builds solitary cell~ "I don't want them to be too lonely :("
Glad this game is working for someone. It worked for me for a year or so and then all of a sudden started crashing to my home screen at 4am. I contacted the support and they said they've heard the complaints before and that they're working on it. Almost a half a year later and its still crashing at 4am.
More of this game, that was hilarious
I hope we get many many more prison architect videos
DF-Kevin-RT
The Trio to take over CZcams
*the world
This game is perfect for you, please do more. I desire more suffering.
I never would’ve guessed Prison Architect...
Next thing we know he’ll be playing Spore destroying the entire galaxy.
Wait... scratch that
A pity it isn't like in Rimworld where you can feed dead prisoners (in a away) to live ones.
Omg he totally has to play RimWorld :O
Rimworld expects you to do horrible things to your people. There isn’t as much fun in forcing them to murder each other if they regularly do it on their own
For me the fun in Rimworld is finding a balance between surviving, prospering and violating the Geneva Convention.
Please do more prison architect
I need more of this in my life!
Play more of this, Its honestly amusing.
I enjoy watching videos about Prison Architect more than actually playing it.
😂😂 We need more of these videos!! Like the tavern one.
Nailed the commentary as always. 😎😎
Can u paly rim world, it's a game built with the same engine, and you can do anything from farming tea to removing your prisoners organs.
same engine?
Play*
0:36 That dude just got hit by a damn truck!
-REEEEEE-
PLEASE PLAY THIS MORE THIS IS THE PERFECT GAME FOR YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR!!!
It’s funny because he wasted so much time spawning all the workers when he put developer mode on which has instabuild.
And jail doors can only be opened by guards which is why people were getting stuck
You have given me such a giggle
Thanks
Sarah
Well that went exactly as expected.
It’s Prison Battle Royale!
*AKA every single prison in America*
You wanna build cell blocks, DF
Also, staff, like workmen and cooks, don’t have the keys to jail doors. They can only open staff doors and normal doors. And visitors can’t open staff doors, they can only open normal doors.
Also, you can’t choose which prisoners die (by Death Row). You’re only assigned specific death row inmates. And death row appeal means that they won’t die, but if they fail enough times, then the feds won’t be on your ass if you kill them and they turn out to be innocent.
Tbh this is the perfect game of DF
Richard hasn’t had an incident for three whole days because he’s locked in a concrete chamber
Like and subbed. Love your videos. :)
Not sure if he’s playing because I recommended it.... I don’t care, he’s playing it!
If this man becomes a serial killer I wouldn’t be surprised
I love how you and most of you video
The 'why not, sure thing' style of play.
more like.. i dont care, fck u.. style
As someone who spent a long time playing prison architect... this hurts me to watch but I can't look away 😂
When I clicked on this video I thought it was RTGame at first because you sound a lot like him but I still enjoyed the video anyway because I like your videos also.
U doing great comrades
*_Calm but deadly_*
Omg. I’m lmao in first 2 mins. Great job!
You should have made a forest prison. Though you might be shocked how often those trees escape..
This "no fun mode" killed me xd
Awesome Idea!
Best vid ive seen in a while
Great way to start the video...... Fire
DF's Philosophy " As long as we get more people than the one that are dying then We're fine"
This makes me want to play this again :D
Have you tried, or will you ever try "Fantasy Farming: Orange Season" It looks like its something along the lines of stardew valley. That its a farming type game, im just curious about your take on it.
I found stardew valley enjoyable, so Im really curious about this one- mainly the "Upcoming features" down below.
High focus on exploration, with many hand crafted areas (mountains, forests, caves, deserts, lakes and much more).
Town festivals.
Raise animals and plant crops on your farm.
Tame wild animals and bring them to your farm.
Increase your friendship with the town's villagers by interacting to them and completing quests.
Farm customization
Open Code: The whole game code is available with the game, so modders can change anything they want.
Mod System: Every single detail of the game can be modified by installing mods on them.
Companion System: You can ask a villager to hang out with you. They will follow you and participate in the things you do.
Upcoming Features:
Several festivals inspired by real life festivities from around the world.
More than 30 different types of animals.
Marriage system with dozens of potential spouses (regardless of gender).
Rival Marriage system, where you can influence who ends up with who.
Several minigames.
Congratulations! You've just built every for profit/private prison in America!
They can't figure out doors because they don't have keys and have to wait for a guard to open door for them. And you don't have a lot of guards so...
I’ve never played and was guessing that
So painful to watch for someone who completed everything in the game and made a couple of functioning mega prisons on top of that xD Him saying they cant figure out doors was the worst I think. Any door except the regular door is locked and only the proper personnel has the key: Staff Door can be unlocked by any staff(including Guards). Jail Doors can be unlocked by any Guard - that means Workers can't open Jail Doors.
prison architect was, like, MADE for DF x'D
your voice is like, the greatest ever.
Hey DF, you should fill the river farm with crab pots. It’ll be... fun.
I need more of this now lol
3:03 No joke, i had nightmares about a place like this. I guess i was in a DF video. The worst kind of place to be as a NPC. 😂
Oooh I love this game!
I heard if you put a room for staff to relax they will protest until they got one
Hahahaha enjoying watching your channel. Keep up bro hahaha
I wanna see what happens if DF and RT collabed. What kind of chaos can they create?
Please have more!
I LOVE YOYR VIDEOS NEVER STOP PLZ
Why am I not even surprised, that it got to the point where he can't kill more people, because the whole prison is a burning inferno?
Prison Architect: I was made in order to make the players better people and teach them how to manage their lif.....
DF: Hold my beer.
I suggest some Tropico death camps next!
I really like the fact that you can turn gangs off. Just imagine:
New prisoner: "So. Who do you have to suck up to around here, huh?"
Prisoner 2: "Sorry, dude. We don't do that here."
NP: "Wh-What do you mean?"
P2: "Yeah. No gangs. It's the rules."
NP: *Crying* "B-but... I-I heard. I've prepared for this! This isn't fair!"
P2: "Sorry, man."
NP: *Breaks down in a fetal position on the floor*
Can’t be owned by DF unless there’s something incredibly wrong without
you ever gonna live steam again? it would be fun to interact, video was fantastic as usual btw
I've got some human centipede 3 vibes from this video.
(Workmen) PROTECT THE QUEEN
Savagery and Brutality is still on point I see
Casually speaks while the characters in the game are screaming xD
11:19 Guard:Here have my baton
Prisoner:(Beats guard to death)
Guard:(Suprised Pickachu Face)
There is a game like this, but it’s a school instead 😈
He managed to recreate the US prison system in less than 15 minutes.