Chicken Pig Attack - The Return of Takeo
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- čas přidán 16. 01. 2020
- Takeo emerges to defeat evil - this time with more muscle. GET THE SONG OR GET JUMP-KICKED BY A NINJA: music.apple.com/us/album/chic...
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Directed by the Gregory Brothers
Andrew, Evan, and Michael Gregory
Starring Takeo Ischi...as himself
Featuring
Aki Yasuda as Kingpin
Garrett Volpe and Chris Stanley as Henchmen
Chris Mauceri as Chicken Ninja
Dev Sim as Pig Ninja
Evan Gregory as Pitiful Hostage
Michael Gregory as Aspiring Yodeler
Chicken and Wilma provided by Aly’s Ponys
Filmed at the Harlem Valley Homestead in Wingdale, NY
Producer: Amelia Burger
Dir. Photography: Steven DiCasa
Asst. Camera: Cody Buesing
Production Assistant: Cheryl Tsushima
Sound Mixer: Joe Cantor
Add’l scoring & music mixing: Aaron Beaumont
Cello: Alexandra Jones
Editor: Rob Nassau
VFX: Neal Jonas
Color: Ilia Gumerov
Poster: Morgan King
On-set translation: Liz Yasuda, Andreas Wöber
Add’l translation: Hikaru Kitabayashi, Jesse Gillespie
No animals were harmed during filming, even when they BARST into human ninjas! All animals were trained, courteous professionals, and brought professional human handlers to watch them.
LYRICS:
[angelic but harrowing yodel]
Now begins the fight of a lifetime
We can end it all and end it right
Two warriors challenge you
They came ready to fight
Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
They're not here to play
Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
You're on their plate today
Six legs! two wings!
And one ass-whooping
Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(Swine with a cock)
They can never be stopped
There is no escape from justice
Nowhere to hide from your fate
You may want forgiveness
I'd say yes but for them it's too late
Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
They're not here to play
Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
You're on their plate today
Six legs! two wings!
And one ass-whooping!
Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(wine with a cock)
They can never be stopped
They look so cute and cuddly
You might expect a kiss
But if you're on their bad side
You'll only get their iron fists
Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(Swine with a cock)
They can never be stopped
#TakeoCinematicUniverse #ChickenAttack #SchmoCinematicUniverse - Komedie
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You serious? As a rat owner that'd be epic
@@popmop1867 can we hire your rat for Rat Attack 2: Now There Are More Rats?
I approve, time to get our revenge!
@@schmoyoho I love this timeline.
Is there going more Takeo after next week's?
The sequel we never expected, but we always wanted.
No, we never wanted it
We N E E D E D it
Ludgero Falanga we wanted AND needed it
@@youtubewatcher9451 ok, valid
Takeo sensed your need and came to the rescue
@@schmoyoho Wait, are we giving all the credit to Takeo? What about Chicken and Pig???
This is what happens when you max out a bard
at level 15 switched classes and started taking levels as druid
Wow
they make a a full party of druid multi-classes!
you have the human bard-druid,
the aarokocra monk-druid,
the half orc barbarian-druid,
and the shifter rogue-druid.
@Hanyu ZHANG hahahah
what game? or just rpgs in general
These folks understand for what the internet was created.
Sure they do...
Chicken and pig?
@@Priscilla_A r/woooosh
@@minhtri33ophan91 people who write "r/whoooosh" in 2020 are just boring kids who want to do things that they think come from the elite but is just as boring and mainstream as they are
your 444th like
This needs to be an ongoing series!
IT IS
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@@Komikino id watch it lowkey lol
@AnimalMedia99 lol I would love a musical about this
It looks like they’re doing a series, with the new animal being the next zodiac animal in the sequence.
@@droolingfangirl Makes sense! I can't wait for DRAGON!!!!
"I can control all animal, but chicken is the best..."
Pig : 😒😔
Adji Fachrul R. It’s true tho! That song gave me a new love for chickens lmao
Maybe before he had just not yet met the pig lol
Rat: 🤔
2nd is still good. It's like you can't get 1st if you have an Asian in your class.
Rat: 😒😔
Can't believe everyone's granddad is back. I missed him. He's grown so much more powerful.
Next time: A cow joins the frey with its milk gun
@@veterusv.4980 Rip,next time is a Rat
@@veterusv.4980 hello you were right
This man has a massive talents. He knows german, he knows japanese, he knows english. How talented he is!!!
@Pontiuspilotus And pigs!
@Pontiuspilotus correct'o mate
German?
@@SomethingaboutScreens Bavarian and standard German.
You forgot to mention his amazing yodeling skills
"Six legs, two wings, one ass-whooping" truly a masterpiece
I can't mess up your perfect like count so I'm liking it down here. Lol
I did not know druid/bard was a viable multiclass.
Some time better than druid/barb
You have to be willing to dump strength and have lower stats in everything else. Tempted to make this an NPC in a game of mine. Lol
@@etherealmenace72 you can also dump intelligence. Potentially dex if you pick up heavy armour somehow.
500 charisma
Hahahaha my next character 🤣
All jokes aside, Aki Yasuda has a beautiful voice. The yodeling Japanese man is at it again.
So this must be the same guy who yodels to chicken? I remember that video about it.
Takeo Ischi is the yodeling protagonist (Aki Yasuda plays the villain, and also has a beautiful voice)
@@schmoyoho Ah I see, so I have forsaken my Japanese idols. I am ashamed.
@@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache you are under every smite video and now you are here. I see, you are a man of culture as well.
Oh so that's his name
Every anime villain: Ha! Prepare to meet your doom!
*faint yodeling*
Villain: Why do I hear boss music-
People just have no respect bro
I'll be your first comment
*Ancient yodel of reckoning*
No boss music implies he can be defeated. He’s the protagonist.
and somehow few protagonists even died
I was drinking tea after feeding my dogs when I saw this in my recommendations.
In less than a minute, I was choking while laughing so hard that it was only after 30 minutes that I could rewatch this and finish the video.
Gosh this is a gem.
Lol
He forgot to feed the dog and all...
"In English"
*Answers in japanese
The Devil that is an actual thing. When you’re there they can understand us better if we speak in proper English than whatever we call our broken Japanese.
Atleast they can still understand each other if he also learned both English and Japanese. It's already fine as usual for such of broken language
Happens to me a lot, I understand both and if the other part can also understand both but one is broken at speaking, we'll just speak your best one and the communication would be easier than trying to decode the broken language
I’m scared to see him bring a full English breakfast to life
Banana go
I don't understand how he would pull off black pudding, but I'd love to see it happen nonetheless...
Next we need a cow for the milk
Megaboom 123456 That’s it. Nerf Takeo
Commenter Of Truth he uses it during the chase scene
Wow he really looks like a druid who's one with nature.
hes a high high level bard druid hybrid
Best comment.
He's lvl 20 for sure
@@triangletriangle4520 Drurd... or Bruid?
He even lives in the mountains
I've been in an existential crisis recently. I used to question my purpose in the universe. After watching the Takeo cinematic universe, I now finally understand the meaning of life. To witness the creation and realization of the greatest superhero team ever assembled and the great man who is responsible for bringing together these defenders of justice.
Yes.
I've been crying at 2 pm in the night lately, and I got to say Takeo cinematic universe has been my savior. I wouldn't have the strength to look after myself without his yodeling, let alone handle my 6 kids.
They'd be saying anything in Japanese and it'll still sound so badass.
"I'm looking for an intern. You can order pizza for me and answer my emails."
It's all in the voice/tone. German sounds intimidating as hell when Rammstein sing, but if a flamboyant light-voiced comedy dude says the exact same thing, it is just gonna sound goofy. (See the gay "indian" in Der Schuh des Manitu for reference)
*_So this is basically a Karate Kid version of Angry Birds in anime? This one really have some potential in it. I wanna see that._*
*mind explodes*
@@andrewrosegregory BOOM!!!
Imma comment before this blows up
Jojo's Bizarre Farm Animals
@@WingMaster562 You mean, Jojo's Animal Farm Adventures?
The heck CZcams?! I’ve watched chicken attack and yodel so many times but you never recommended this???
Seriously I can't think of the number of times that I watched chicken attack and this has been out for 4 years and CZcams never recommended it to me
Fr
I love how the old man didn't free the brother, but just gave him a taco and some booze like some Cheshire cat agent of chaos. He's only really going to help so much. Free yourself. Here's a taco. Get drunk.
I have high hopes for rat attack. Let's make this a 4-6 Trilogy, not a 1-3 Trilogy.
@Neohybrid Kai jesus man, cool down. This is meant to be funny fighting, not a bloody massacre.
Geese are evil
Also not 7-9 trilogy
1-3 was a good trilogy
7 and 9 were good movies (they had mistakes sure but it wasn't as bad as most say)
8 was like 1 not that good but still okeyish
@@TheHunterOfYharnam I must pray for the DUCK "BALUT" sequel.
4-6 for prequels, 7-9 for future stories.
This obviously needs to be a yearly update to the chicken attack
No one:
Subtitle: SWIIIIIINE WITH A CAHHHHCK
THEY CAN NEVER BE STAHHHHHHPPED
“In order to make an omelette, it is required that you break eggs”
Wise word. I’ll give you that.
"chicken and a pig bacon and eggs"
Chicken and pig: excuse me, *what*
"Swine with a cock"
chicken: *shrugs*
pig: *flees*
Oh jesus. He commented
@@maidknightonit9589 *deep breaths*
just imagine you're that guy being held hostage with no vision, but then you hear Takeo Ischi coming in yodeling, singing this text and saving your ass
How high are the chances your mind is playing tricks?
You'd have to believe you have a head wound.
Your comment could have just ended with "how high?" and it would've been right.
I'd think I was drugged by my kidnappers
This is unironically legendary. Takeo Ischi is probably my favorite singer. OMG How do more people not know about him?
How can something be so funny, so serious and so good sounding
"I have low self-esteem. I actually wouldn't mind being harmed."
Blood Mutt slaps harder than my moms belt
Relatable
Same
Always appreciate relatable content
This yodeling serves as a well balanced breakfast for my ears, that rejuvenates my work week fatigue. Arigato Takeo-Sama!
Never have I realized something I needed so much lol
Guy
Randomly sings
Evil dudes
Stares awkwardly at the singing dude*
Also Evil Dudes
"HE IS A STAND USER!!!"
Truly an item asylum moment
IS THAT
IS THAT ITEM ASYLUM
Takeo is basically a walking Stand Arrow at this point, he just turns animals into Stands...
He is the strongest stand master ever. He has the ability to turn anything into stands
Chicken World,Pig Platinum
You are a hero, sir
Is that a jojo reference?
Takeo is basically a yodeling Black Sabbath
*pig transforms*
Me: Oh no, he's hot.
That bacon
Gei
@@reyviewchannel97 not enough
@@brunomartins1698 damn it I was gonna make a similar joke!! Oh well, guess I will still do it:
I wouldn't mind a bit of that bacon if ya know what I am saying ;)
I'm gay now
I can't get over how well the music for these is written + how clear Takeo's voice is
I love how the chicken and the pig have different fighting styles
"I hope you don't mind the risk of danger!"
"No. Not at all. I have low self esteem"
"I wouldn't mind being harmed"
I felt that
I'm in this video, and I like it
"They are not mine they are my friends"
A few years ago:
"I gift you this chicken today"
Exactly what's on my mind
It's a different chicken, do you see it? 🙂
Also he gifted the chicken and took it away moments later when i remember correctly 🤣
@@amiesports So some of the animals that are on his side are friends and others are eggs for dinner and legs for winter? XD
It is simple. Now he realizes the chicken spirited value (friendship). He will not gift his friend to anyone
I’m ready for the anime.
I agree, and they must have Takeo voice act his character, PLUS songs during the battles.
Takeo ischi has a really beautiful voice. I really feel eased when listening to his beautiful yodeling songs.
Schmoyoho are musical geniuses. I don’t know how they do it but pls never stop
10/10
I wish it had more yodeling, like the first one. I like when he switches back and forth from chest to head voice.
stay tuned for Rat Attack, that has the faster yodel style (we call it the uberyodel), for this we used a slower yodel / melody technique
@@schmoyoho WHOA, RATS?
@@happymolecule8894 *Ghost has entered the chat*
Second one*
@@CheezMonsterCrazy Papa Takeo
If only Akira Kurosawa was still alive... we could have a whole evening 4h long blockbuster full of samurai showdowns and delightful yodeling.
The Swine is Litteraly Inosuke from kimetsu no yaiba
Do not soil this sacred land
Zenitsu is a chicken confirmed
God, I never know if I'm supposed to laugh, cry or have goosebumps so I do all at the same time
🙏🙏 come back tomorrow for Rat Attack 🐀
@@schmoyoho 2 Years later and I'm about to watch it for the first time
@@maxistutankamon1220 Glorious, no?
@@Malphorus yes indeed
@@maxistutankamon1220 very much
your first lesson will be about the time i underestimated the local mafia
2nd lesson: the Jedi must end
@@schmoyoho Lesson three...
what is it?
...I was going to the Tosche, Tosche Station (it just isn't fair)
Lesson 4: Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
Lesson 5: you shall build a turtle fence
Lesson 6: i am pointing to the emu of elf excretion...dont leave me swinging in the wind untill November
The chicken : *exist*
Takeo Ischi : thats a real estate
I replay that 1 second when the chicken bucks and the guy recoils at 00:21 repeatedly.
It’s amazing.
Everybody gangsta till a chicken pig attacks
Almost as bad as your mom
*swine with a cock attacks
Cock with a swine sounds like my first relationship
Stand User : *Takeo Ischi*
Stand Name : *Bacon and Eggs*
Bruh this sounds like a legit stand and user
Stand Name:Golden Barn
HolY sHit IS thAt MotHer FucKIng A jOjo RefeRencE !!!??!!
@@MinhNguyen-wk4im No, Jojo is Takeo Ischi reference
This was in my recommended. Went into it cold. No regrets.
“I have low self esteem, so I wouldn’t mind getting harmed”
I felt that bro. ;-;
Jesus Christ, I never knew he'd return. I guess 2020 is actually gonna be great
choose your fighters for WW3
schmoyoho The Chicken :3
schmoyoho duck
Cow. I'd like some milk with my eggs and bacon. Maybe some cheese to have a nice omelet.
Can we get a chameleon in there? I'd love to do some stealth missions.
I have a master's degree in music theory and composition. These songs deserve a place in the halls of virtuosity. Seriously. This is some insane stuff.
Yes!
...Chicken-Pig passed the million mark today in under 3 weeks! Congrats to Takeo-san, the Gregory clan, Kingpin Aki (mean, evil, and my personal 男) -and all the other beautiful and talented creatures, both human and otherwise, that dedicated themselves to the making of this video.
Go, chickens, go!
Liz Yasuda Thank you, Liz, you & Aki made the shoot more fun and magical! I hope you’re doing ok without him while he does his time on Rikers Island. I passed a Free Aki protest in Union Square today 🤔
@schmoyoho Yes, with emotional support from his two loyal, faithful, and -very hot- *hard-working* henchmen, I'm bravely carrying on! Aki will be ok at Rikers until his inevitable total exoneration...as long as I keep him well-supplied with his favorite comfort foods; nori-wrapped rice balls and fresh home-made _shiokara._ 🍙 🍙🦑🍙 🍙
Not the anime we deserve, but the anime we need.
www.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/27/rooster-fitted-with-blade-for-cockfight-kills-its-owner-in-india? It's real.
When the Bard, Monk, and Barbarian all put levels into Druid
This is so weird, I cluckin' love it. KFC would be the most evil organization in this universe tho
Wait until you hear the 100% chicken, chicken attack
@@Fede_uyz omg that one was amazing
That profile pic is adorable
I unapologetically love these to death.
Can we just acknowledge that Takeo wearing lederhosen is probably the best thing we've ever seen? Aside from the ass whooping brought from chicken and pig.
- Ash when he gets his second pokemon.
Bro, post this comment on Reddit and send me the link so I can give you gold.
What you've just watched is one of the most insanely beautiful things I have ever seen. Everyone in this room is now smarter for having listened to it. I award you every point, and may God bless your soul.
Weeb: What Type of Anime do you watch?
Me: *Its Complicated*
The sequel we all didn’t expect yet want.
Next: Rat Attack
Year: 2020
History: 1920 and 1820 has massive Black Death outbreak
Yeah it's all coming together
And we got this coronavirus thing in the beginning of this year....
@@acelcp6970 well chaps Last man standing wins, best of luck to you!
acel CP But except for rats it’s rats with wings
Omg your guess is real!!!!!!
This took me back to 2017 and one of the best things i've ever seen/heard.
ngl seeing this come out on my bday made me so happy. Who knew chickens and a pigs would give me these happy flashbacks
When the athletic kid and the kid that knows Karate team up to beat up the school bullies
The people that disliked this shall soon be chicken pig attacked
Lyon Mathias they'll soon expect 6 legs 2 wings and an ass whooping
DIO BRANDO COOOOOOOCK AND A SWIIIIIIINE
I haven’t even watch the video yet and your comment made me crack up! LOL
I have listened to Chicken Attack probably 1000 times. I LOVE it. I did NOT expect a freaking sequel, and it is just as good if not better. This is phenomenal. Takeo Ischi is an amazing vocalist/yodeler. To be able to take classic yodeling and turn it into a modernized song like this is very well done and very catchy.
Takeo : * start sing *
Pig : we work together, Chicken !
Chicken : *Ah shit here we go again*
Ha, ha, I love this! Very true if it were the same chicken; but this is a different chicken. Takeo-san's power is such that he can change _any_ chicken into a ninja with varying special powers. For a good example, see Takeo san's *Rat Attack* .
When you multi class into druid and bard
11/10, would chicken pig again 🐔🐷🥊
"You can help ordering pizza and answer my email" 😂
Those muscles tho. Big beefy boar man make sub brain go brrrr.
1:38 THEY CAN NEVER BE STOPPED
*Gets stopped*
Imagine getting killed by a pig and a chicken irl...
Ooh
Haha... Plentiful of people die by pigs after mishandling them. I mean kids count as people right?
A wild boar can take down a person easy, plenty of people have died to pigs
Ive played Zelda
Well I mean. . .it is possible
This is the greatest Farm Crossover of All Time
I'm so glad this video and its sequel were able to be made before the lockdowns... one of the few cinematic universes that was NOT interrupted by the world going bonkers, so we can be thankful for such small favors! :)
The comeback everyone deserves.
best comeback: -Bieber- Takeo Ischi
@@schmoyoho lmao yesssssss
"I have low self-esteem so I actually wouldn't mind being harmed." Oof. Didn't expect that sucker punch.
I did not expect them to call me out.
I had no idea you made more of the chicken attack songs, and yet I'm very happy
There has never been a cinematic universe that puts out as.many masterpieces as this one
*PLEASE EXPAND THE TCU (Takeo Cinematic Universe) I NEED IT*
return on Thursday for the expansion 💖
@@schmoyoho omg yes
Can we please makes these into movies already lol. Here's the trilogy: "Chicken Attack", "Chicken Attack 2: Pig and Chicken, "Chicken Attack 3: Rise of The Rat."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you know about the rat attack film? It seems to follow Chinese calendar. Next year: Ox attack.
I mean a full length feature film that shows in theatres.
Would his hit "Bockwurst, Bier und Blasmusik
" be part of the extended universe?
@@kpaenen yes my friend.
Bruh I’m actually crying this is too beautiful
Thank you for creating these
Popeyes: welcome to Popeyes what would you like to order?
Me: "Six legs two wings " and one large ice teaaa
Edit: thanks for the likes and heart haven't had this many before.
sorry, no ice tea. We only serve ass whooping here.
*PLOT TWIST*
TAKEO IS THE OLD MAN WHO RAISED INOSUKE FROM DEMON SLAYER
We love you, You talented yodeler
The day anything happens to this man, I will cry so many tears
So is this the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure that everyone is talking about?
this man has 2 stands
Yes but actually no..
cc eats WHEY
D4C: *i’m 4 parallel universes above you*
What a golden experience
Exactly! why doubt yourself?
"Oh chicken and a pig, bacon and the eggs. They're not here to playyy.
Oh chicken and a pig, bacon and the eggs.
You're on their plate todayy. "
I love this line
stand user: takeo
stand name: [CHICKEN PIG ATTACK]
Power: A
Speed: C
Range: INF
Durability: B
Precision: A
Potential: INF
ability: sort of like bohemian rhapsody
any animal or nature based thing near takeo or touched by takeo can be turned into a sort of humanoid stand which isnt ghost like but rather a soldier
takeo can control them to attack or help with things and yodelling can boost the created stands
3:10 i think the pants of chicken is a little bit tight....😂😂
I'm not gonna lie I love the more original stuff that they do it sounds so good as well
wait, you don't think 1999, the collab we recorded w/ Obama in our studio, was original???
@@schmoyoho Come on, it's easy to see that the president green-screened all of you before sending you the video.
"Distant Yodeling of Reckoning"
"Distant Drums of Reckoning"
Brought to you by Close Captions.
If I'm ever in trouble and an old man walks in with various farm animals by his side, I will rejoice
Dude this is more badass than the first chicken attack
The perfect sequel doesn’t exi-