The Consequences of Giving a Mouse a Cookie
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- čas přidán 21. 04. 2023
- For over 40 years we have witnessed the aftermath If a boy giving a mouse a cookie. Today, I truly unveil the horrors this decision has been responsible for.
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The Consequences of Giving a Mouse a Cookie - Zábava
Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you give a mouse a cookie, or, god forbid, a moose a muffin
But...Moose best girl
🍪 🐭
What if the mouse is diseased and bitey and is following me to eat the cookie im holding
Jesus loves you
John 3:16-17
Romans 8:35-39
And even worse, a pig a pancake.
The moral of the story is if you give them an inch, they’ll take a mile. Therefore, don’t give them an inch.
Wait a minute 😐
Give them a centimetre
give them a mile
Give 'em hell
story of my sex life... wait, thats not what they were talking about? oh...
Fun fact: contrary to what the book wants you to believe, a mouse would not in fact survive eating a cookie and would not become your friend.
I dunno, pet mice seem nice.
Mice are one of the most intelligent mammals on the planet. They're ranked third on mammals that are the closest to matching human levels of intelligence.
@@unusualusername8847 I know that they're smart
but if I was a mouse I would not want to be your friend
@@unusualusername8847 then why do they eat poison like me
Hey! I worked on the second season of this show as an animator. I'm glad you had fun watching it because I'm pretty sure nobody I worked with had fun making it
Thank you for working on it! I’m sorry to hear about the work challenges. Though I will say you guys made something really fun!
@@therealchoopo If I had to recommend something I worked on professionally, I'd suggest Pete the Cat - I worked on the first season of that. Much like GMAC it's an Amazon Prime adaptation of a kids picture book but the vibe is very different because the author of the picture books is _extremely_ a California surfer dude who got old. There are times you can almost smell the weed coming through the screen. The music is frankly better and while it's not quite Bluey tier of self-awareness there is a vague sense of adults having actual adult lives around the whimsical playtime of these kids. That and working on it, while it was hard work, it was rewarding (as opposed to GMAC, the production of which felt practically sisyphean and spending all day listening to SONIC for months at a time wears down on your psyche).
@@CaptainHoersyou gotta share your side of the story. How were you treated when developing a story for a kids book?
@@silentagony1019 Well, again, to be clear, I worked on the animated series, not the books - and I was an animator, which meant that I didn't really participate in any development, I was just part of the assembly line.
And like, that's kinda it really, it was a pretty standard animation job. No union, just the standard labour laws in place in Ireland - 21 days PTO, paid sick leave (with doctor's note). Plenty of petty comforts - pizza party, ping pong table kinda stuff - but they really nickel and dimed us on hours. I know strict timekeeping is pretty standard for retail and manufacturing, but this is salaried office work, so being told to work an extra hour when I need to take one off for a doctor's appointment kinda stings, especially when overtime was effectively unpaid which extra bites when the pay isn't great to begin with. The specifics of the conditions vary but this is pretty ordinary for the animation industry.
So like, it's not that I was mistreated - in fact the studio I was at was on the better end of things - it's a systemic issue with studio work. Because animation & VFX attract a lot of young workers who are passionate about the work and willing to make sacrifices, it leaves them open to exploitation, whether it's the extreme cases we see often in anime, or the way Hollywood chews up and spits out VFX studios, or the more subtle "friendly" stuff I experienced. When your boss wants to be your friend, they're trying to take advantage of you. No exceptions.
As for what made GMAC in specific so gruelling, it was mostly the schedule - we had to turn around one 22 minute episode every week. Even with a huge team of animators, that's a lot of work with very little room for error, and there were still chokepoints where team leads, cleanup artists, and the editor had mountains of work to do. Combine this with the inane nature of the material, and dispassion with which our co-production studio treated it (they handed us broken rigs and told us that we didn't have to blow the 3-year-olds' minds), and you get a project that demands the exertion of a passion project, while eliciting the joy of selling insurance.
So anyway, we stan the animation guild
@@CaptainHoers i have heard of those cartoons i might watch them
Honestly, the girl that built the tree house in a AFTERNOON will easily find a job in a construction site well paid.
The only thing that pays money is selling Christmas trees
She'd give Phineas and Ferb a run for their money. I'm thinking she's probably Ferb's mom (someone we never see or hear about in the show) or something because how else is that dude building Phineas's "I know what we're gonna do today" stuff in like 1 hour?
I’m amazed that they never made books starring the fox, snake and bunny. I can see it now: If You Give a Snake a Scone, If You Give a Bunny a Bagel, and If You Give a Fox a Flan.
Awwwee.
Or If You Give a Fox Fries
Yeah, the world ends. You see, they eat the food off your hand and then you.
"If you give a Fox a Flan"
*U.N Owen was her?! begins to play*
Too common animals to be used this way
This is by far your best video yet, great use of subversion at the end by actually praising the world of the cartoon, instead of trying to determine how it's a secret dystopia or something. That was refreshing
Fr.
"There's a reason your tea was thrown into the Boston Harbor"
not bro casually roasting an entire country
Even tho the imperial system comes from the brits at first but shhhh
@@distakx ... I mean... it's literally called the "Imperial" system, so... [ Shrugs ] >)':^/
@@distakx bro really trying to go for an own
Lol, I have thought about the fact that if the book loops around, starts with a cookie and ends with a cookie, then there’s a never ending paradox. The mouse has trapped you in eternal repetitiveness simply because you gave the mouse a cookie. Have fun in the mouse’s hell.
What if you run out of cookies?
@@metal_pipe9764 you’re not. You wouldn’t want to make the mouse angry, would you?
@@TazJustTaz kinda
thats an scp
... So what you're saying is, the boy is an allegory to Sisyphus, the cooky representing his boulder, and that fostering a true friendship with a rodent is the platonic ideal he shall never achieve? >):^?
Wowzers! I didn’t know that there was such a bad outcome to giving a silly little rodent some milk for his baked good with chocolate morsels inside.
Thank you for enlightening me on this very serious matter!
give a mouse a cookie and he'll eat for a day, teach a mouse to cookie and he'll ask for a glass of milk 🙏
teach a mouse to glass of milk and he'll ask for a straw
Teach a mouse to cookie shame on you, but teach a mouse to glass of milk and I’ll be mouse for the rest of my life
this is all new to me so i will just assume anything choopo says in this video is the thruth and therefore cannon
Welcome
As someone who distinctly remembers being read this series of books as a kid, I can confirm.
terrifyingly enough everything he did say was true
You wouldn't mix up words like cannon and canon if you differentiated them in pronunciation as they used to be.
I remember owning a (cookie) recipe book that discussed the mouse’s extended family when I was younger, so he does have one
ive only just clicked the video and havent yet heard your take, but as a drawfee fan im already well aware that the consequence of giving a mouse a cookie is that hes gonna want healthcare
The FIRST thing that came to my mind reading the time was Julia's voice saying "he'll want free healthcare"
which video was that?
Ayyyyy! Drawfee club!!
Artist Combine Mythological Creatures, during Karina’s turn
When I read the mouse book in elementary school the ending blew my mind because I never read something that looped back around like that
I want a full Worst-Possible-style video of If You Give a Koala Some Ketamine now.
I love when CZcamsrs break the fourth wall and openly tell you when an ad is happening. Never fails to make me laugh
The Barnes & Noble tree showing up in the first few seconds gave me instant nostalgia.
I like how she only decided to give the books alliterative titles AFTER the original mouse/cookie book
Funny enough I just did a paper on this book series and I will now send this video to the professor that graded it.
Give a mouse a cookie, he'll start WW1.
Teach a mouse to bake them, and the universe comes undone.
"What's the next thing the mouse wants?"
"*pained inhale* Healthcare." - Julia
Also Cat has the eyes of a Victorian child who died in a manor fire.
Ah, I see you’re a person of culture as well
ok, but what if, you give a bear a bong
Context on the eyeball part please?
My first introduction to this series was If You Take a Mouse to the Movies, when I was around five or six. I just remember five year old me really hating the mouse and me finding him annoying and spoiled 😅😡 I would doodle devil horns and a curly moustache on him whenever I could. I vaguely remember my teacher reading this to the class, and warning us not to feed wild animals because they will come for more (and grow dependent on us and not know how to get their own food). Me, being the rebellious child that I was, immediately tried to feed the skunks in my backyard later that night 😅
I was once forced to see a stage performance of "If You Give a Moose a Muffin". It was generally a waste of time because we drove a decent while to a tiny theater just to watch 15 minutes of some lady wearing a hood with antlers. At least they had a nice parking lot.
The fact you actually put an ad, makes this 10 times better
That made me laugh like hell
I always loved the sheer escalation in this story as a kid and quote it often with even more escalating consequences.
Robot Chicken did a great sketch on this.
Never give, under any circumstances, a mouse, a cookie, a moose, a muffin, or God A sandbox.
I have a video called "Slippery Slope is Not a Fallacy" which references this children's book.
I cried watching this. Truly an inspirational tale
If you give a mouse a cookie is a certified hood classic
I think his mic gets worse with every video, which only makes him more powerful
This feels like a course offered at the Sam O'Nella Academy
It’s like choopo says everything we’re all thinking.
Your jokes are so quick that I literally cannot keep up sometimes lmao.
As a kid I LOVED the series. I bought almost all of the books, and I must say, you do not exaggerate much.
Oh my god what a throw back, I love this series
5:58 “in the background you can see Moose sewing”
Excuse me, do you mean *knitting*? 🙄😂
5:27
l e g o c a p t a i n a m e r i c a
Everyday your art improves and you talking about stuff like this becomes more and more entertaining :D
The moral of the story is to know to when to say “no”
Did you know that this book was on the Nick Jr show Blue’s Room? Yes. In the premiere episode Snacktime Play date, Blue and her Chest play pretend while reading this very book! Complete with Mouse ears, a chocolate chip cookie, a broom, and some milk!
Blue's Room is an underrated classic.
Okay but who would win in a fight to the death between him and Stewart Little
Stuart Little owns a cat. So, he wins
Lol, DEATH BATTLE.
thank you for the “The” appearance in the Title
Omg i was just thinking about "There Was an Old Lady" book & how dark it was. That & the mouse book were ones i read all the time lol
Somehow, they don't show the consequences if these kids don't give their animal friends their respective foods. These kids are walking on eggshells ever since they decided to give (insert animal) a (insert piece of human food). In reality, Oliver is on the mercy of a human-sized mousetrap if he doesn't satiate his mouse friend's appetite for cookies. If the girl doesn't provide pancakes for her piggy pal, she'll spend her last breaths at the bottom of the world's deepest mud puddle. The girl that gives the cat a cupcake may become nothing more than a scratching post if she fails to pay up to her feline friend. The boy who dared to give that delectable donut to the dog is on a waiting list for the crushing machine at the junkyard, unless he gives the fried dough ring to his canine master. And for the boy who gave the Moose a muffin, let's just say that natural selection won't be kind to him. It shows that the best way to stop an addiction is to never start it in the first place, especially when it comes to feeding human food to animals.
Come to think of it, why is mouse/cookie the only non-alliterative pairing out of all of these?
Last time i saw someone give a mouse a cookie it involved a vampire/nuclear apocalypse
This was my favorite book when I was a little kid (my second favorite from the series was If you give a pig a pancake) I read a lot of the books back in kindergarten so it was really nice to see someone talking about the book series since I had forgotten all about it and it was nice to revisit a fond memory.
I love this guys content he makes me laugh every time
There’s so many lines that you casually toss out in this video which would go triple-platinum if they were tweeted without context.
This is a work of pure unadulterated genius.
7:14 “I could just put a mid roll ad and get away with it”
CZcams: * plays ad mid sentence “
I always thought the book was about helping others, even if their demands seemed outrageous, because they know what they need, and we can help.
I was very wrong
I always took the book series as a description of sibling relationships, especially as the eldest child. Siblings are needy, self-centered, stupid, but they grow into fantastic people with time. All it takes is a cookie.
It is slightly better then the library because I don't have to remember to return a book 😅
I just love listening to him talk about random things🤣great background audio.
If you give the mouse a napkin what does he want next? Healthcare.
it's a good day when choopo uploads
7:19 the absolute mad lad
At 1:31 I realized olivers eyes change color, nice detail
Now that we've talked about giving various animals different food products...
Maybe we should start talking about the adventures of a kid that was flattened by a pin board.
Ahhh fuck yeah, Flat Stanley! When I was in the second grade my class made paper Stanleys to put in manila envelopes to send all over the States, and when he came back we got a folder full of pictures and everything.
It took me idk how many rewatches to recognize the Professor Layton song in the intro and man, that would me a MONSTER of a lore video. Love your stuff!!
Why do only the non mouse books use alliteration?
Just stumbled upon your channel and I am absolutely obsessed. Probably gonna binge watch all your vids and then eagerly wait for your next upload, however long that is
This week!
As a former elementary school teacher, I approve.
My math teacher once said to me: “do you know the story about the mouse and the cookie?your just like the mouse that was given cookie and always come back for more.”cuz I said I wanted more math correction
If you give a mouse a cookie, you give Roger Craig Smith more voice acting roles 😼👍
bro these books were me childhood. I loved these.
I once gave a mouse cheese! Unfortunately the mouse was too greedy! Too much cheese! It's gluttony became it's own burden! One day I see the mouse, he has the cheese in his hands. At this point the mouse was too large to succumb to a mouse trap! I decided to throw it onto oncoming traffic. It's greedy and gluttonous nature was too much for me to bear witness to! No longer could I look at the mouse! If you give a mouse cheese it will die! I will throw it under the wheels of a Buick!
Sonic in Sonic and the Secret Rings: I told you, I’m not a rat!
(has same voice actor as a mouse)
SO THAT WAS A LIE
To be fair, he wasn’t voiced by Roger in that game, though I have no idea wether or not Jason Griffin has also voiced a mouse character or not.
@@luckysix1015 yeah ik sonic wasn’t voiced by roger in secret rings i just felt like making a meme lol
Thank you for educating me on the cataclysmic consequences of giving a rodent a delectable baked good. I will now be more wise and careful on who I should or shouldn’t give a cookie.
Looks exactly like the Barnes and nobles kid section that I used to work at.
ive seen a few vids by you and all of them have made me cry laugh, like im so glad someone else has the same humor as me
Seeing those illustrations again brought back the weird, long-forgotten smell of the books in my elementary school library.
It's not a pleasant smell.
7:13 "Mid roll ad and get away from it" A FUCKING BURGER KING AD JUST PLAYED!?
funnily, the first book is a smooth brained argument against the red menace for kids which only succeeded when it was taken as ironic, showing all the fun that comes from redistributing food to the poor, leading to soulless sequels and economically toxic wealth.
I grew up spending summers frequently going to the local library. There were all these programs for kids that did arts and crafts, book readings, and even watched educational cartoons. When I grew up, I started to miss those things because it reminds of a time when I didn't need to think about who was sitting in the supreme court, how to ask my boss for vacation time, or whether my Paypal account got hacked.
The kids books and educational programming from the early 2000s gave me things to think about, inspired me creatively, and always presented to me an ideal version of what life could be like.
if you give a choppo a churro, he’ll eat it and ask for your banking information
Mouse and the other animals basically trapped those kids in an endless loop of serving them
2099: don't give an alien a purpose to exist
This book taught me that when a homeless person asks for money, i need to scream "help hes trying to destroy the world!"
An i thank her for that.
Giving a mouse a cookie and it’s consequences have been disastrous for the human race.
"there is no longer a barnes and noble"
The Club Penguin song you couldn't remember the name of is called All the Fun of the Fair, and was used for a lot of the Fair parties.
this is the first time ive had an ad actually play for a "im gonna put an ad here" joke
I once gave a spider a chocolate chip and I ended up working for the New Orleans Mafia while being in crippling debt to the Estonian Government
Better than the MCU
Man, it feels like it's been years since I've read these books since elementary school, along with Robert Munsch and Curious George books. Both robert Munsch and Curious George did get their own shows, Robert Munsch in the 1990s, Curious George in the 2000s, and this show in the 2010s.
Hey Choopo, unless that Poptropica lore video arrives, I'll unleash a herd of rebellious llamas with a penchant for interpretive dance.
7:15 “I can just put a midroll ad here and-“ *cuts to an ad*
You clever so and so
I first read the Moose and Muffin one. It was chaotic, like the one about a family who had a Tiger over for Tea and it ended with them (parents and daughter, only child) sans Tiger needing to eat out (in a restaurant). I love that Moose, he looks pretty cool and creative. You made me remember a forgotten part of my childhood... That Moose and that Muffin!
I didn’t know this book was that old, even my little sister (born in 2015) knows what it is.
You give a mouse a cookie and that gives it enough energy to press a big red button that blows up that planet. That mouse happened to be the Brain.
The moral can be summarised by this quote from Tim Rogers
"Don't help people..."
This guy lives in my town. The background to the room he’s in is literally a replica of the barns and nobles I live by
Ok, but the ad coming after he says 'but for real' is amazing!
You have reignited a memory in the very back of the attic of my brain that would have been lost forever otherwise, thank you
if you give a mouse a cookie, a little stick man will make a PSA about you and the stupid, stupid mistake you just made.
I remember reading if you Give a mouse a cookie book
I had no idea the book was that old. Core memory btw.
ad placement was crazy
Love the club penguin music in the background towards the end, classic fishing music 👌🏽