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  • @watermellonman
    @watermellonman Před 4 lety +2499

    EMKAY IS SUCH A MADLAD THAT HE EDITED AN OLD PART OF A VIDEO INTO THIS VIDEO TO LENGTHEN IT

  • @Jivvi
    @Jivvi Před 4 lety +878

    "I bet you can't write a sentence without the letter A."
    "Modern problems require modern solutions."

    • @alfax4505
      @alfax4505 Před 4 lety +74

      “You’re not just wrong, you’re stupid”

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +68

      Ahaha, I can't as well ;-)

    • @kalashnikov7170
      @kalashnikov7170 Před 4 lety +16

      Bcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

    • @hudsen3492
      @hudsen3492 Před 4 lety +11

      Clownz Yt N-No

    • @juulcat3223
      @juulcat3223 Před 4 lety +33

      No it is not possible to write sentences without the first letter of the english lexicon.
      Edit:formed it better

  • @look_elsewhere
    @look_elsewhere Před 4 lety +891

    Flood: *exists*
    910 pound pumpkin: *It’s showtime.*

    • @izzy-zs6dh
      @izzy-zs6dh Před 4 lety +12

      opzs notice how there’s no b’s in your reply? hehe

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 Před 4 lety +10

      Isabelle Ali notice how theres no d’s in your reply? pretty cool

    • @justinsbustin
      @justinsbustin Před 4 lety +19

      BOAT PUMPKIN
      BOAT PUMPKIN

    • @emilyandrews7458
      @emilyandrews7458 Před 4 lety +11

      @@sci_pain3409 hey did you know there was no f in your reply
      .
      Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now I have ruined this chain of oh there is no letters in y'all's reply

    • @HarmonyHope7534
      @HarmonyHope7534 Před 4 lety +10

      @@emilyandrews7458 notice how there's no 8 in your reply? Pretty insane right?

  • @westhouse4641
    @westhouse4641 Před 4 lety +197

    from the makers of "james and the giant peach" comes a new revitalized story "bumpkin and the giant canoe pumpkin"

  • @corvid4951
    @corvid4951 Před 4 lety +56

    “Smith 2020: Hey can dogs drink lemon soda?” It will be a bad 4 years for the dogs, that’s for sure.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 4 lety +510

    “Lee 2020: Good Morning” Sounds like a successful campaign, join the race

    • @chillipupper9433
      @chillipupper9433 Před 4 lety +3

      Damien 2020!

    • @justbecause8613
      @justbecause8613 Před 4 lety +4

      * insert name * 2020 Master of camouflage

    • @Anuyushi
      @Anuyushi Před 4 lety +10

      Jones 2020: Are you a banana because you're apeeling
      (That was absolutely my last text and I'm crying}

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug Před 4 lety +2

      So his name is Damien Lee?

    • @ctronomega
      @ctronomega Před 4 lety +4

      [REDACTED] 2020: It’s your turn

  • @powerbanana1234
    @powerbanana1234 Před 4 lety +6

    2:06 reminds me of a story that happened to my grandmother. She was taking a Spanish test and knew absolutely nothing about so she put a design in her answer key. She got every question right and was put in a harder class without knowing a single thing about it. Probably didn’t happen in the picture in the vid but still a good story

  • @user-wg8pu1ef3k
    @user-wg8pu1ef3k Před 4 lety +38

    You can’t make a sentence without “A”
    3/4 of my roleplay responces: Bet.

  • @cinnamondevil8200
    @cinnamondevil8200 Před 4 lety +336

    Vote Damien 2020: good morning
    He’s got my vote

  • @ethanf507
    @ethanf507 Před 4 lety +492

    “Absolute gourd”
    Absolute depressing topic

    • @ToxicTrashBinBag
      @ToxicTrashBinBag Před 4 lety +3

      This was made 8 min ago how did you type a comment In 9 min?

    • @poxytronpox
      @poxytronpox Před 4 lety +3

      This video is recycled wtf he did this vid already

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +5

      Absolute Pumpkin Content

    • @poxytronpox
      @poxytronpox Před 4 lety +3

      @@EmKay madlad

    • @staceygrantham2853
      @staceygrantham2853 Před 4 lety +2

      Worlds largest pumpkin pie coming right up!

  • @froggiter4185
    @froggiter4185 Před 4 lety +29

    Tyler 2020: Puns about communism aren’t funny unless everyone gets them

  • @justseffstuff3308
    @justseffstuff3308 Před 4 lety +9

    6:28 As the crab from Bee and PuppyCat would say, “Forehead cleavage?”

  • @ArmoredGamingZ
    @ArmoredGamingZ Před 4 lety +374

    My slogan: Eriksen 2020 "I chopped off my thumb using a mandolin last Friday"

  • @jaquaviusvonquayquayiii5463
    @jaquaviusvonquayquayiii5463 Před 4 lety +125

    Road: is water
    Society: Wait, that's illegal
    Some random dude: I can ride a pumpkin in this

    • @annajonsson4429
      @annajonsson4429 Před 4 lety +2

      Well... when in Quebec

    • @dubspool
      @dubspool Před 4 lety +1

      Alexander Purvis Someone from the Netherlands I see

    • @TechnoYacy
      @TechnoYacy Před 4 lety +1

      Lel our lake in NZ Queenstown is getting flooded a lot and it is higher then some docks

    • @jaquaviusvonquayquayiii5463
      @jaquaviusvonquayquayiii5463 Před 4 lety

      OH MY GOD I JUST REALISED I GOT A HEART OMG THANK YOU

  • @najrenchelf2751
    @najrenchelf2751 Před 4 lety +7

    1:18 - there is a day in Switzerland where there’s a competition of people in pumpkins on a lake using their pumpkins as boats... 😂

  • @mechldragon
    @mechldragon Před 4 lety +11

    0:34 no joke, my slogan would be: Richardson 2020: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE GALACTIC REPUBLIC

    • @Zealox
      @Zealox Před 4 lety +2

      I wanna know the context behind this

    • @mechldragon
      @mechldragon Před 4 lety +1

      For those of you who want context, here it is: I showed a friend of mine a Star Wars meme, and I had forgotten the fact he had never watched Star Wars before, and he replied, “What’s a Sith?” I am no longer friends with him anymore so if anyone wants to take his place, feel free.

    • @Zealox
      @Zealox Před 4 lety +1

      @@mechldragon i'm a clueless idiot, so the part about him not being your friend anymore, is that a joke?

    • @mechldragon
      @mechldragon Před 4 lety +1

      Zealox, yes. The last part where I said I was not his friend anymore was a joke.

  • @relevantclashtuber9667
    @relevantclashtuber9667 Před 4 lety +341

    EmKay: r/Madlads!!!
    Me, who didn’t help the man who fell into a river in lego city: *laughs*

  • @cupcakeoreostudios7614
    @cupcakeoreostudios7614 Před 4 lety +91

    Max 2020: At least two of us are having fun.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +5

      Max 2020: Integrity. Stability. Flammability.

    • @cupcakeoreostudios7614
      @cupcakeoreostudios7614 Před 4 lety +3

      @@EmKay #Max4President

    • @emmaw3277
      @emmaw3277 Před 4 lety +1

      @@cupcakeoreostudios7614 omg il your pfp. Micheal my boii

    • @cupcakeoreostudios7614
      @cupcakeoreostudios7614 Před 4 lety +1

      @@emmaw3277 i love your pfp too lmao. Pink diamond, my buddy!

    • @emmaw3277
      @emmaw3277 Před 4 lety +1

      @@cupcakeoreostudios7614 ayeeee *finger guns*

  • @fancyducknews1494
    @fancyducknews1494 Před 4 lety +3

    Niederkorn 2020: Just so you know, I am going to Ardin’s at 3:30 for D&D, he says I will be back around 7 Now that’s a campaign I can get behind.

  • @kellycat6554
    @kellycat6554 Před 4 lety +6

    "Dori 2020: There's a lake in Australia called Lake Disappointment"

  • @kiranlee5633
    @kiranlee5633 Před 4 lety +211

    4:44
    “Yesterday my Uber driver told me
    that he prefers cold pizza, so he will often
    order a *COLD* pizza, immediately put it in
    the fridge and then eat it the following evening.”
    Hmm, yes. The cold pizza is made out of cold pizza.

    • @gavinhenson7759
      @gavinhenson7759 Před 4 lety +9

      Cold has a flavor on pizza

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +13

      EmKay hand freezes its pizzas for maximum flavour potential

    • @gavinhenson7759
      @gavinhenson7759 Před 4 lety +2

      @@EmKay try dominos pan pizza cold it good

    • @egonzo444
      @egonzo444 Před 4 lety +4

      @AURORA FULTZ I know dislikes don't do anything for CZcams comments so I'm replying. You need to live. Get help.

    • @kits6369
      @kits6369 Před 4 lety +1

      I -don't even- like pizza

  • @spuart3308
    @spuart3308 Před 4 lety +105

    1:49 well technically it isn’t the actual content of the double positive which forms a negative but instead it’s the sarcasm of the voice which indicates that the person is using the phrase “yeah, right” to mean a negative message

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 Před 4 lety +13

      Looking for this. It also isen't even a double positive in the first place. Yeah is an interjection, thus does not modify anything.
      Oftentimes people say Yeah, Right without sarcasm. As linguistically speaking it is a positive statement.

    • @kits6369
      @kits6369 Před 4 lety +3

      "menatally"

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry Před 4 lety

      *super**right*

    • @swwetsour7697
      @swwetsour7697 Před 4 lety

      @Cameron Hudson mentally.(sorry I really don't wanna be that guy)

    • @sajidbot1
      @sajidbot1 Před 4 lety

      yeah, right

  • @yoinkerman8524
    @yoinkerman8524 Před 4 lety +1

    4:27 The greatest power move possible by humans. Must be a lvl 99999999 memelord to be granted access to this power move

  • @Charliewestmore321
    @Charliewestmore321 Před 4 lety +5

    My husband's... Verres 2020: Are You Okay?
    Mine... Verres 2020: I'll double check.

  • @connorwallace5274
    @connorwallace5274 Před 4 lety +94

    My campaign slogan would be
    Wallace 2020: Nah

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +8

      Connor Wallace 2020: "Hi Everyguys and Welcome to my "KFC knockoff" playlist on CZcams.com"

    • @katpaccino5311
      @katpaccino5311 Před 4 lety +1

      Mine would be: "Price 2020: But close the door"

    • @connorwallace5274
      @connorwallace5274 Před 4 lety +1

      Emkay ya legends

    • @MrEnhancedGenetics
      @MrEnhancedGenetics Před 4 lety

      Mine would be: "Johnson 2020: Curse you tiny toilet"

    • @connorwallace5274
      @connorwallace5274 Před 4 lety

      @@MrEnhancedGenetics Yep that ones the best slogan so far 🤣

  • @promptusmortis7266
    @promptusmortis7266 Před 4 lety +3

    These aren't mad lads, these are men of sheer badassery.

    • @laayiv9449
      @laayiv9449 Před rokem

      This comment has one like and nevertheless, I'm seeing it as the third comment down from the top. Above a couple comments with closer to a thousand. Good job?

  • @editname6278
    @editname6278 Před 4 lety +2

    3:02
    Damn *wrestled an 7th bull shark, what an impressive move*

  • @stiickycake
    @stiickycake Před 4 lety +1

    my dad was a madlad. one time he shaved his head out of rebellion, only to have the cops CONVINCED he was a convicted felon because he looked similar. my dad, in a sarcastic tone, replied to them and said "yeah, im not a criminal, though I'm sure your *totally flawless* sense of judgement can decided that for yourself"

  • @plaguecoree
    @plaguecoree Před 4 lety +71

    I went to blizzcon 2019 and there were Winnie the Pooh cosplayers and they were right they didn't get kicked out

  • @JohanniklasLp
    @JohanniklasLp Před 4 lety +97

    Johanniklas 2020: That was just a question, I would stay in the village. But the farms should be above the deep ocean, which isn't far from here. I just don't want to place 100 stacks of different Blocks just to not use it or even destroy it.
    Who would vote for me?

  • @EbonyGrantMusic
    @EbonyGrantMusic Před 4 lety +3

    “Grant 2020: I think it’s impossible to eat a peach attractively” sounds good to me

  • @ignitionesports6491
    @ignitionesports6491 Před 4 lety

    Hi! I recently found your channel and I love your vibe! It makes my day. I wake up and watch your videos. I love this channel

  • @lanthan598
    @lanthan598 Před 4 lety +75

    What does the Emkay say ?
    *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZE*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +6

      Leave! Depart!! Begone with you!!!

    • @vbpj
      @vbpj Před 4 lety +4

      @@EmKay no

    • @goombahunter0078
      @goombahunter0078 Před 4 lety +1

      @@vbpj what a mad lad. ً for president

    • @vbpj
      @vbpj Před 4 lety +2

      @@goombahunter0078 yes

    • @loopyninjabear666
      @loopyninjabear666 Před 4 lety

      Everyone else: Exhale through the nose

  • @fsperson2
    @fsperson2 Před 4 lety +45

    This thumbnail is golden

    • @Dhyllehn
      @Dhyllehn Před 4 lety +6

      Frederik Stuart
      No its a pumpkin

    • @melissasweem9154
      @melissasweem9154 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Dhyllehn that's a giant orange ignoramus

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +2

      This thumbnail is definitely Pumpkin

    • @Dhyllehn
      @Dhyllehn Před 4 lety +2

      EmKay
      No, thumbnail is a man in a giant orange skirt drowning in a lake.

    • @user-marco789
      @user-marco789 Před 4 lety

      Same

  • @HGmolotov
    @HGmolotov Před 4 lety +2

    Johnson 2020: well in that case I'm free all day

  • @noidonotexist6979
    @noidonotexist6979 Před 4 lety

    Guy : gets nobel prizes in the art of war, genocide, and onslaught
    Damien : oh he got a nobel peace prize

  • @polishka7529
    @polishka7529 Před 4 lety +15

    *Lee 2020: Good morning*
    You have my vote

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun Před 4 lety +15

    3:07 *The most legendary story I've heard from a Florida Man*

    • @Skellybones5974
      @Skellybones5974 Před 4 lety

      Everytime I press on an emkay video I see you in the comments
      So hi

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety

      The Super Mario Bros. Super Show features 37 King Koopa alter-egos. Examples include 'Al Koopone', 'Dr. Koopenstein', and 'Dr. Koopenstein's Monster'. Unfortunately, Dio does not feature as an alter-ego. Try again!

  • @fnors2
    @fnors2 Před 4 lety

    Some interesting thing to know about that pumpkin boat : There's actually a few festivals were they do/used to do that every year for races. You'd grow big pumpking, make a boat, and then race in them.

  • @olgahapitan312
    @olgahapitan312 Před 4 lety +3

    this is my 2020 campaign
    Pugnacious 2020: womp womp womp womp

  • @JohanniklasLp
    @JohanniklasLp Před 4 lety +9

    2 videos, only 4 hours apart? You are the true madlads here

    • @danielkjm
      @danielkjm Před 4 lety +2

      Its because he Re used a lot of content

    • @JohanniklasLp
      @JohanniklasLp Před 4 lety +1

      @@danielkjm That only makes them even madder lads

  • @DimDiplocaulus
    @DimDiplocaulus Před 4 lety +13

    Kent 2020: That's rich coming from you, furry boy

  • @User-pf2mn
    @User-pf2mn Před 4 lety +7

    Mine: Momathan 2020: I'm gonna do filthy acts a reasonable price

  • @shadowredwolf9464
    @shadowredwolf9464 Před 4 lety +1

    I live on a farm and in the fall we do a pumpkin party that includes a pond with giant pumpkin boats. They are lots of fun.

  • @Lolbigfart
    @Lolbigfart Před 4 lety +6

    "Let me just comment something that isn't a *QUOTE*"
    - Toe Fungus

  • @aidan5147
    @aidan5147 Před 4 lety +3

    "Pepper 2020 - I'm eating burger rn"

  • @siaowun9418
    @siaowun9418 Před 4 lety

    A man that can possibly rival Phil Swift's energy. The ability to just make a boat out of anything.

  • @shadowmoon60054
    @shadowmoon60054 Před 4 lety +2

    1:20
    Me : * sees the picture and text*
    My brain : "It's the boatkin"
    Also my brain : " I'll shut up now"

  • @greenbird6435
    @greenbird6435 Před 4 lety +5

    I'm having major deja vu with this episode

    • @flavc5434
      @flavc5434 Před 4 lety

      Yeah some of the clips are reused for some reason

    • @greenbird6435
      @greenbird6435 Před 4 lety

      @@flavc5434 glad i'm not the only one

  • @AnnakiTL
    @AnnakiTL Před 4 lety +3

    My slogan do be kind of vibing
    Geezer 2020: She was just angery and shook

  • @Flames-vc4nc
    @Flames-vc4nc Před 4 lety +2

    “Teagen 2020: DO NOT SPEAK THAT WAY TO JOHNNY!”

  • @sebassebas639
    @sebassebas639 Před 4 lety

    Imagine tryna take a sh** and you hear someone yelling, "PAPER TOWEL NOW!" and it just makes it come out faster

  • @muchcry8674
    @muchcry8674 Před 4 lety +22

    ""Let me just comment something that isn't a *QUOTE*"
    - Tow Fungus"
    - Killua Zoldyck

    • @abyssofsaltytuna7795
      @abyssofsaltytuna7795 Před 4 lety

      To think that Killia would actually do that lmao

    • @mcmonkey26
      @mcmonkey26 Před 4 lety

      “””Let me just comment something that isn’t a *QUOTE*”
      - Tow Fungus”
      Zillua Zoldyck”
      -Much_ Cry_

  • @littlewoodimp
    @littlewoodimp Před 4 lety +3

    Ah the wheezy giggle I enjoy so much!
    Also - Me 2020: Whose bed is it NOW eh?!

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky Před 4 lety +1

    0:35
    Hope 2020: It’s gotten to that point where I blush when I hold my own hand

  • @SmenDeSmen
    @SmenDeSmen Před 4 lety

    Even a broken screen won't stop me from watching emkay

  • @nikokichi
    @nikokichi Před 4 lety +3

    “I bet you can’t wrote a sentence without the letter A.”
    “I love this rhythm.”
    “I dislike this girl.”
    “Ew, how disgusting.”
    “Why would you do it?”
    “How could you do it?”
    “When should you do it?”
    Ahaha. Yes.

  • @briandurio6479
    @briandurio6479 Před 4 lety +3

    Brian 2020: "just playing the Witcher 3"

  • @ljd5236
    @ljd5236 Před 4 lety +2

    0:37 Lily 2020: Oh no

  • @Dayday-6297
    @Dayday-6297 Před 4 lety +1

    1:05
    I'd do that honestly, and when people give me weird looks I'd just look them in the eyes and say, "Yes?"

  • @grimBiologist
    @grimBiologist Před 4 lety +26

    DO R/NOAHGETTHEBOAT

  • @donalwelch9400
    @donalwelch9400 Před 4 lety +15

    My slogan: Welch 2020. Alright, I’m done.

  • @finnxtreme126
    @finnxtreme126 Před 4 lety

    Back at it again EmKay, doing another r/madlads

  • @carlwilkerson9722
    @carlwilkerson9722 Před 4 lety

    As Zod is my witness:
    My history teacher dropped a pop quiz on us when we were in 9th grade. She made a point of telling me specifically to avoid "four-letter words" in the essay portion. I wrote over a page without using a single word four letters in length.

  • @tarrenr8159
    @tarrenr8159 Před 4 lety +4

    Tarren 2020: I JUST TRIED TO CUT A HANGNAIL AND IT RIPPED BACKWARDS HELP AAAA

  • @mariajonas3680
    @mariajonas3680 Před 4 lety +5

    Nugget 2020: why are u simping
    I sent that to my friend who couldn't go out bc his gf wanted to do sum else

  • @localmoron1447
    @localmoron1447 Před 4 lety

    Anyone remember when Zack and Damien played Gmod with Breezy, Xycron, Azmo, Jordan and Mike? I still look back at those good times, but now they are looking at memes instead of getting killed by them. Good for you two!
    Edit: I honestly had no idea that Zack and Damien were the same from Breezy’s videos until I saw fan art in a previous video, also, in my BTEC sport class, one of my classmates somehow accessed the school security system and looked at people who were skipping classes, wrote down the names of people who were skipping who he knew, got suspended for two weeks but the people who skipped got a week’s worth of detention and the guy is now a legend

  • @jacksonpatrick8175
    @jacksonpatrick8175 Před 4 lety +1

    2:59
    Florida men never fail to make it into r/madlads

  • @cyberfish6507
    @cyberfish6507 Před 4 lety +3

    "Wilson 2020: Nevermind"

  • @emisthem6562
    @emisthem6562 Před 4 lety +3

    Me: *Sees title has the word 'gourd in it*
    Also Me: F O L L O W T H E G O U R D

  • @anerpos2055
    @anerpos2055 Před 4 lety

    Nice one madlad for making the video longer.

  • @jules-sk5qu
    @jules-sk5qu Před 4 lety

    yknow he’s a mad lad when emkay calls him an absolute unit

  • @kori3617
    @kori3617 Před 4 lety +3

    Barclay 2020: But I’m going back to school tomorrow

  • @benboyle4105
    @benboyle4105 Před 4 lety +3

    My 2020 slogan:
    Boyle 2020: Racist much??
    I swear I'm not. I was commenting on an old textbook.

  • @morningmorgan6341
    @morningmorgan6341 Před 4 lety +2

    Sarah 2020: Like most bacon bits aren’t even bacon.

  • @MrAleDude
    @MrAleDude Před 4 lety +1

    I got a major DEJAVU from the last half of the video!

  • @yeyo8457
    @yeyo8457 Před 4 lety +3

    0:33 i wanted to do the same and the result ?
    Kostit 2020 : We'll see how it goes

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 Před 4 lety +21

    *r/Madlads:*
    The ones who SLAPP like before watching an EPIC video

  • @staceygrantham2853
    @staceygrantham2853 Před 4 lety

    3:19
    New guy who moved to Florida: So, how would you explain this place?
    Me,Damien, and every other Floridian in the area: First, lets explore Exhibit A

  • @Fnaffan_-tc2so
    @Fnaffan_-tc2so Před 4 lety +1

    1:15 There’s actually an real Pumpkin Boat race Competition in Germany(the Pumpkings get Sponsort) and you just have to win the ,,Boat-,, Race

  • @grimBiologist
    @grimBiologist Před 4 lety +5

    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, REat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
    Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
    Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    [Chorus]
    (Wow) I got Reese's puffs in my bowl
    (Wow) Now my day's on cruise control
    (Wow) I got Reese's puffs in my bowl
    (Wow) And just like that I'm on a roll
    [Verse]
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
    Peanut butter chocolate flavor
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
    In the AM, it's the flavor I savor
    Peanut butter and chocolate too
    You know how I do, that's what I wake up to
    My Reese's puffs inspired this rhyme
    That peanut butter chocolate combination's on time
    [Bridge]
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
    [Pre-Chorus 1]
    'Cause uptown funk gone give it to ya
    Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Saturday night and we in the spot
    Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    [Chorus]
    (Wow) I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
    (Wow) Now my day's on cruise control
    (Wow) I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
    (Wow) And just like that I'm on a roll
    [Verse]
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
    Peanut butter chocolate flavor
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
    In the AM, it's the flavor I savor
    Peanut butter and chocolate too
    You know how I do, that's what I wake up to
    My Reese's Puffs inspired this rhyme
    That peanut butter chocolate combination's on time
    [Pre-Chorus 2]
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
    Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
    Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    [Chorus]
    (Wow) I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
    (Wow) Now my day's on cruise control
    (Wow) I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
    (Wow) And just like that I'm on a roll
    [Bridge]
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs (eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
    [Pre-Chorus 1]
    'Cause uptown funk gone give it to ya
    Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Saturday night and we in the spot
    Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    [Chorus]
    (Wow) I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
    (Wow) Now my day's on cruise control
    (Wow) I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
    (Wow) And just like that I'm on a roll
    [Verse]
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
    Peanut butter chocolate flavor
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
    In the AM, it's the flavor I savor
    Peanut butter and chocolate too
    You know how I do, that's what I wake up to
    My Reese's Puffs inspired this rhyme
    That peanut butter chocolate combination's on time
    [Pre-Chorus 2]
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
    Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
    Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    [Outro]
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
    Reese's Puffs, eat 'em upeese's Puffs

    • @janii781
      @janii781 Před 4 lety +1

      r/madlads
      That’s the purpose isn’t it.......

    • @PenisDestroyer-de2iz
      @PenisDestroyer-de2iz Před 4 lety

      Cringebooty thank you ,i didn’t know i needed to read this

  • @nya78
    @nya78 Před 4 lety +4

    Marchesi 2020: aww she’s so cute, when did you get her?

  • @pancakr1987
    @pancakr1987 Před 4 lety +1

    Me 2020: I wanna die
    My bro 2020: I am of assistance

  • @FemColt
    @FemColt Před 3 lety +1

    6:35 I SPIT OUT MY WATER HEARING THAT

  • @agustds_hpewrld1105
    @agustds_hpewrld1105 Před 4 lety +3

    So, if "K" stands for "Okay" and some people call their grandfather "Pops"...
    That means "K-Pop" can be used to say Ok Boomer....
    get nae-naed UwU

  • @Askeles
    @Askeles Před 4 lety +3

    1 second ago

  • @rockstarvation
    @rockstarvation Před 4 lety +1

    0:33
    Jayden 2020: did u go to church?

  • @hellfiregaming9401
    @hellfiregaming9401 Před 3 lety +1

    0:31 hellfire 2020: I bassicly just need my chromebook and my charger

  • @moudy__
    @moudy__ Před 4 lety +3

    Like if a madlad

  • @kithatesithere
    @kithatesithere Před 4 lety +1

    0:29 Fruity 2020: My cats are on drugs

  • @Seygem
    @Seygem Před 4 lety

    Winning the nobel peace price for advancements in the medical field? Outstanding!
    That doctor IS a true madlad!

  • @theniski
    @theniski Před 4 lety +2

    niski 2020: they dont seem to make a pattern resulting in something straight out of some doom clone

  • @katev37209
    @katev37209 Před 4 lety

    The dude literally just wrote a whole two paragraphs without using the letter A. What a baller!

  • @tlepageart4294
    @tlepageart4294 Před 4 lety +2

    Lepage 2020: Auntie said her coffee had three sugars, she has a feeling she took yours lol

    • @aakashsharma7423
      @aakashsharma7423 Před 4 lety

      Lmao what

    • @tlepageart4294
      @tlepageart4294 Před 4 lety

      Aakash Sharma i was telling my mom that my aunt might have taken her coffee the other day lol

  • @viticol_7705
    @viticol_7705 Před 4 lety

    1:20 Fun fact: in Belgium there is a little pumpkin festival and there is a part where people race each other’s in pumpkins in the water

  • @SnakeTrail822
    @SnakeTrail822 Před 3 lety

    My slogan: Scott 2020: "Its basically a reflex for him!"

  • @robloxlover1969
    @robloxlover1969 Před 3 lety +1

    0:35
    Lydecker 2020: Idk how to help
    PFFT

  • @decepticusprevails
    @decepticusprevails Před 4 lety

    Decepticus 2020 : I told them not to put me on a damn pedestal

  • @0rca_mug572
    @0rca_mug572 Před 4 lety

    910 pound pumpkin: *exists*
    Man: ight, imma head in

  • @shadowpeach
    @shadowpeach Před 4 lety

    5:36 not only is it a skeppy video, but i internally screamed when i saw the person with a hunterxhunter pfp.