r/Me_irl | memes that make you sing in the shower

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  • @ToasterBath
    @ToasterBath Před 4 lety +4085

    I feel this attacked me on a personal level
    like... too personal

  • @ZVLIAN
    @ZVLIAN Před 4 lety +2608

    A few posts with german jokes:
    *exists
    Germans:
    I n v a d e

    • @polaroidproductions3198
      @polaroidproductions3198 Před 4 lety +55

      Judging by history, I can safely insure that there isn’t much to worry about

    • @Tom19142
      @Tom19142 Před 4 lety +95

      WW3: * starts *
      Germany: * invades Poland *
      USA: wtf are you doing?
      Germany: sorry, habits!

    • @holyvicar
      @holyvicar Před 4 lety +6

      That's a dark joke and might be offensive to many people

    • @ZVLIAN
      @ZVLIAN Před 4 lety +27

      @@holyvicar Bro I am german

    • @holyvicar
      @holyvicar Před 4 lety +8

      @@ZVLIAN Oh
      Sorry,this was quite offensive to me since i used to live in germany ;-;

  • @mysteryalrudo5805
    @mysteryalrudo5805 Před 3 lety +352

    Anything that refers to germans: *exists*
    Germans (including me): Guten Tag.

  • @vurvo574
    @vurvo574 Před 4 lety +357

    9:25 I almost jumped out of my chair when I saw the dear leader.

    • @Namerex
      @Namerex Před 4 lety +4

      What

    • @pengU1n_pardon
      @pengU1n_pardon Před 4 lety +17

      Coconut 9:25 I almost jumped out of my chair when I saw the dear leader

    • @Namerex
      @Namerex Před 4 lety +2

      @@acee7546 ok

    • @zp4805
      @zp4805 Před 3 lety +1

      Yesssss!!

    • @kiykirby880
      @kiykirby880 Před 3 lety +2

      praise our leader

  • @cherielafavor8549
    @cherielafavor8549 Před 4 lety +731

    Deaf people:
    Captions in movie: [Scary sound]
    Deaf people: AaAaAAaaaAAAaaAaa

    • @quinqar7658
      @quinqar7658 Před 3 lety +6

      This has 213 likes but no replies?

    • @pandarou_pd
      @pandarou_pd Před 3 lety +3

      @@quinqar7658 when u commented u needed to say one repli

    • @ravage2442
      @ravage2442 Před 3 lety +1

      this comment is 9 months old

    • @drnot5072
      @drnot5072 Před 3 lety +3

      no its
      Deaf people when see scary sound on scary movie in captions :

    • @Trees24310
      @Trees24310 Před 3 lety

      @@drnot5072 not really

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun Před 4 lety +382

    0:00
    The Drummer in every band:
    *_"P a t h e t i c"_*

  • @TenguKannushi
    @TenguKannushi Před 4 lety +698

    Me, a German: sees a German meme
    Me: *Ja, du liegst nicht falsch.*

    • @REDFRLegend
      @REDFRLegend Před 4 lety +39

      Translation for the last sentence : Yeah, your not wrong

    • @kanaster7305
      @kanaster7305 Před 4 lety +22

      Ah ein Verbündeter xD

    • @mioula
      @mioula Před 4 lety +17

      @@kanaster7305 Dachte ich auch gerade, freue mich irgendwie immer mega wenn ich einen deutschen Kommentar unter einem englischen Video sehe xD

    • @idontknowjustdawn2008
      @idontknowjustdawn2008 Před 4 lety +1

      Wenn ich mir deinen username so anschaue hätte ich echt nicht gedacht du wärst Deutscher, wie gut das du es im Kommi nochmal erwähnt hast :D
      (If I look at your username I wouldn't have thought you were german, how good you told it in the comment so I could know :) )

    • @REDFRLegend
      @REDFRLegend Před 4 lety +2

      @@idontknowjustdawn2008 Wem sein Username meinst du?

  • @jansenekovic3651
    @jansenekovic3651 Před 4 lety +158

    slovenia: *not having any "the",but having like 60 forms of every other word...most being unique*

  • @chaos7879
    @chaos7879 Před 4 lety +659

    “Can you spot the mistake?”
    Me: Oh- the four and five switched!
    *You*
    Me: ah- uh- yes.

    • @pnutbutr7065
      @pnutbutr7065 Před 4 lety +7

      @Mariyah Burgos im holding out for a hero till the end of the night

    • @Very-Uncorrect
      @Very-Uncorrect Před 4 lety +2

      Heck yeah 420 likes

    • @kaelis4875
      @kaelis4875 Před 4 lety +2

      @@g0blin13 what dafuq

    • @M_4rta
      @M_4rta Před 4 lety +4

      @@pnutbutr7065 he's gotta be strong he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight

    • @Trickpants
      @Trickpants Před 4 lety +4

      @@M_4rta I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light

  • @Curby_
    @Curby_ Před 4 lety +475

    6:46 : "I'm gonna be real, I don't really understand this one"
    me, a German: *frantically laughing *

    • @powerpug964
      @powerpug964 Před 4 lety

      ?
      Explain

    • @MinZilla
      @MinZilla Před 4 lety +30

      @@powerpug964
      Dino Teller = Die Nutella
      "Die" as in the german female article
      Teller as in dinner plate
      Dino as in dino

    • @powerpug964
      @powerpug964 Před 4 lety +14

      @@MinZilla ty, thats a very big brain meme

    • @willimeiner4858
      @willimeiner4858 Před 4 lety +2

      Relatable

    • @Riko2909
      @Riko2909 Před 4 lety +1

      Xd

  • @Thesilliestkid
    @Thesilliestkid Před 3 lety +51

    Teacher: whats so funny?
    Me: nothing:
    Also me: **B R I T N E Y S P E A R** **insert Britney photoshopped on a spear**

  • @nielsfitz5017
    @nielsfitz5017 Před 4 lety +1260

    the der Nutella das Nutella meme is only for Germans funny

  • @ataritheshiba8390
    @ataritheshiba8390 Před 4 lety +316

    6:45 Die Nutella.
    Dinutella
    Dinu Tella
    Dino Teller
    In german Dino Teller means Dinosaur Plate

    • @fidgety48
      @fidgety48 Před 4 lety +5

      Die nutella
      Das nutella
      Di-no teller
      Die nut

    • @cheeseconsumer29
      @cheeseconsumer29 Před 3 lety +1

      THAMK U

    • @yunamchill9169
      @yunamchill9169 Před 3 lety

      Tbh, I didn't get it the first time either, but then I got it and I wheezed. Puns are the best.

    • @jaycampbell5145
      @jaycampbell5145 Před 3 lety

      Oh wow thanks I was stuck on that please take the like also I literally commented asking what this meant so now I have to delete it this is so helpful thank you so much

  • @mr.zimbel3164
    @mr.zimbel3164 Před 4 lety +226

    3:56 For all you people who don't speak German: "Will Helm" means "wants helmet", "Hat Helm" means "has helmet"

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei Před 3 lety +31

    Just in case anyone is curious, the reason they leave that part in on apology videos is because it makes them seem more human and vulnerable. If they start off like everything is normal, it's a signal to you that they are acting like nothing is wrong, even if that's wrong. By doing that little set-up bit, they make it seem like their life is out of wack because of whatever they are apologizing for.

  • @miohasilver4667
    @miohasilver4667 Před 4 lety +45

    Funny enough, during the intro I was, in fact, bouncing my leg.

  • @kylelaperriere6522
    @kylelaperriere6522 Před 4 lety +518

    quick thing on the "Naruto run" its actually meant for samurai, because they had to hold their swords so close they couldn't pump their arms to run so they leaned forward and let gravity pull them and just caught themselves, so its more of a regulated stumble tbh, its not meant for speed, its meant for safety and efficiency.

    • @xcodesniper275
      @xcodesniper275 Před 4 lety +99

      So your telling me that back then the enemy would just see an army of armored samurai naruto running across the hills. Truly the most feared warriors of their time.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 4 lety +11

      I guess that explains the first Blade movie final battle

    • @riggityraff
      @riggityraff Před 4 lety +12

      ItS jUsT EfFiCiNcT
      💃

    • @chuichiro0062
      @chuichiro0062 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh wow. I didn't know that. Wanna know something you don't know?

    • @rochellevillafuerte177
      @rochellevillafuerte177 Před 4 lety +5

      @@xcodesniper275 actually a youtuber got an actual ninja to review the naruto run and he says it actually is a good running position cause it helps preserve energy

  • @Wiffleifl
    @Wiffleifl Před 4 lety +502

    Me: * sends best friend hilarious meme *
    Her: “I saw that last week, it’s not funny anymore”
    Me: * insert crying kitten *

    • @Firerr16
      @Firerr16 Před 4 lety +4

      I seen that crying kitten last week

    • @ayupflo
      @ayupflo Před 4 lety +4

      Baller Shot Caller
      that emoji is cringe

    • @ayupflo
      @ayupflo Před 4 lety +3

      Baller Shot Caller
      no..that's like a disappointed face

    • @spear9141
      @spear9141 Před 4 lety +2

      Literally my friend who is always a buzzkill to every joke someone makes

    • @sulthanfaez1135
      @sulthanfaez1135 Před 4 lety

      Baller Shot Caller ok boomer

  • @anncantdance6276
    @anncantdance6276 Před 4 lety +20

    9:38 wasn't expecting to see FREE! and Meteor garden in this. Cool

  • @dancusovier2719
    @dancusovier2719 Před 4 lety +45

    3:20 Me in my 40s wow this elevator is playing my jams

    • @bleh7482
      @bleh7482 Před 3 lety +2

      ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)

    • @dancusovier2719
      @dancusovier2719 Před 3 lety +1

      @@_.d4ed I made this comment almost a year ago how did you find it?

    • @dancusovier2719
      @dancusovier2719 Před 3 lety +1

      @@_.d4ed wow, that is all I can say

  • @archyr4645
    @archyr4645 Před 4 lety +182

    When Zach and Damien’s voices are slowly merging and becoming the same.

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 Před 4 lety +1

      How is it even possible for them to meet each other? USA is wide.

    • @archyr4645
      @archyr4645 Před 4 lety +3

      Dew F voice calls. FaceTime. Friendships.

    • @desc3nd1ng-k
      @desc3nd1ng-k Před 3 lety

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    • @universereverbz
      @universereverbz Před 2 lety

      @@desc3nd1ng-k Same. I kept getting them confused for a while. XD

  • @Tjacobr
    @Tjacobr Před 4 lety +249

    4:36 Zach misunderstood the joke as just ''Rino pellino'' and not ''Rino pellino corrispondente da berlino'' making him tonight's biggest loser

    • @F0XY5O1
      @F0XY5O1 Před 4 lety +12

      "The world is quiet here"

    • @paperclip1560
      @paperclip1560 Před 4 lety +4

      Underappreciated reference

    • @heavenlydusk
      @heavenlydusk Před 2 lety

      TONIGHT'S BIGGEST LOSER!
      Coming today at 9am!

    • @susiehaltmann3342
      @susiehaltmann3342 Před rokem

      whats the damn joke ive googled it and everything and nothing

    • @permadash
      @permadash Před rokem

      Was about to comment it.

  • @FlukyMeteor
    @FlukyMeteor Před 3 lety +7

    0:57 good to know that mcdonalds also puts Mc before every single thing. Example, in my country, there is this burger called "McTriple Cheddar Picanha" (picanha is a really good type of meat)

  • @silverally4572
    @silverally4572 Před 4 lety +42

    0:18
    Me: *looks down at my sweater which is doing the exact same thing*

    • @SlvrBlssm
      @SlvrBlssm Před 4 lety +2

      *But is it the just sweater's fault?*

  • @pikamaster-tm1it
    @pikamaster-tm1it Před 4 lety +231

    My parents: "The one time we took you on a airplane as a baby you didn't cry at all, so everyone was amazed when they realized we had a baby with us."
    Me: 4:11
    Also Me: I'm the coolest of the cool

  • @LunaDeaminac
    @LunaDeaminac Před 4 lety +155

    6:47 Die Nutella, it’s another German ‘the’s joke.

    • @ericwilliams1659
      @ericwilliams1659 Před 4 lety +3

      Das = the
      Der = the
      Plate = ??
      I will take your word on it being a inside German joke/meme. Since they are colloquial.

    • @LunaDeaminac
      @LunaDeaminac Před 4 lety +11

      Eric Williams It’s the dinosaurs on the plate, not the plate itself. Das Nutella, Der Nutella, Dino-tella or I assume that’s what the joke is at least.

    • @ericwilliams1659
      @ericwilliams1659 Před 4 lety +4

      @@LunaDeaminac i see. I went a translation site that sounded out the words. Dino-Teller (dino-plate) sounds very much like Das Nutella.
      Still a /whoosh for me though if I had to do this much work

    • @stormthedragon7634
      @stormthedragon7634 Před 4 lety +10

      @@ericwilliams1659 the last one is "Die Nutella" but you can say it like "Dinoteller" that means "Dinoplate"

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +14

      fr*eaking germans... wtf...

  • @svartal_robbery7013
    @svartal_robbery7013 Před 4 lety +9

    These memes either keep me or pushes me to a mental breakdown,but it mostly keeps me

  • @Kill_Heart
    @Kill_Heart Před 4 lety +9

    6:59
    As an Indonesian, I can confirm that this true.

  • @vilkej6580
    @vilkej6580 Před 4 lety +185

    01:16 in sweden we just as “en” to the end of the word
    or “et” but thats only used on a few words

  • @billieeilishfan5566
    @billieeilishfan5566 Před 4 lety +32

    Teacher:lets draw our family tree
    Icelandic kids:♾

  • @hungolungo
    @hungolungo Před 4 lety +71

    "Wedding venue doubble booked at same place as a furry convention"
    Me, a furry: "how do we know it was an accident?"

  • @forrestmitchell1805
    @forrestmitchell1805 Před 4 lety +4

    There's so many German references and I love it

  • @matt4280
    @matt4280 Před 4 lety +108

    4:36 u were supposed to read "corrispondente da berlino" too lol

  • @heroplayer9608
    @heroplayer9608 Před 4 lety +416

    Ok, the “Nutella” joke is probably the most german meme ever. Basically nobody knows which article to use for the product Nutella, either “der”, “die” or “das” and plate basically means “teller” in german and it sounds like the tella in Nutella. Got all that? No? Well too bad, I’m moving on.
    The I in Dino is pronounced like an e, so it is basically “Di Notella” which is a stupid joke and is not even funny. Especially now.

    • @Trickpants
      @Trickpants Před 4 lety +39

      I laughed too much at your "too bad, I'm moving on". You'd be a great teacher!

    • @jongyuemei
      @jongyuemei Před 4 lety +5

      what does Di notella suppose to mean I'm lost sorry

    • @jongyuemei
      @jongyuemei Před 4 lety +6

      OH I GET IT NOW

    • @GadgetPulseShorts
      @GadgetPulseShorts Před 4 lety +4

      Heroplayer die nutella bei gott

    • @RolRetro
      @RolRetro Před 4 lety +5

      Oh my Gott, I’ve been out of Germany for so long! THAT MEME FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE

  • @sirbaguettexvi163
    @sirbaguettexvi163 Před 4 lety +19

    Me: Looks at the thumbnail and starts crying
    Also me: “I thought I was the only one.l

  • @ZenLord
    @ZenLord Před 4 lety +31

    2:01 i spotted three mistakes. One in the column of 5s and in the 4s and ofc, you lol

    • @CatAdvantage
      @CatAdvantage Před 3 lety

      There’s two columns of 5 and two of four

  • @panickyk2300
    @panickyk2300 Před 4 lety +93

    4:36 It's extremely infuriating to me that you didn't read the whole joke

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +32

      You are not allowed to be extremely infuriated as this is not an r/extremelyinfuriating video. Please Leave

    • @panickyk2300
      @panickyk2300 Před 4 lety +14

      Make me!

    • @alexanderroberts3089
      @alexanderroberts3089 Před 4 lety

      It is now

  • @melpomenethemuse
    @melpomenethemuse Před 4 lety +37

    0:04
    My leg when I fall in to every category:
    (*chuckles*)
    I’m in danger.

  • @barleynotfound
    @barleynotfound Před 3 lety +6

    Me: **Gets waked up early for school and is tired all day** "ill go to sleep when I get back home"
    Me when I get home: I'm not tired anymore...

  • @quincyclayfield5153
    @quincyclayfield5153 Před 4 lety +6

    7:35
    The diving board at my Camp: am I a joke to you
    I swear to god it feels like you’re falling off the thing for an hour but everyone else it looks like two seconds

  • @ethanf507
    @ethanf507 Před 4 lety +175

    “Memes that make you want to sing in the shower”
    Me IRL

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +4

      That's the idea

    • @ayoutubeaccount864
      @ayoutubeaccount864 Před 4 lety +1

      Don’t mind me just fantasizing about Damien in the shower while singing Despacito

  • @glitchlaboratorys6116
    @glitchlaboratorys6116 Před 4 lety +71

    Zack/zach: If Satan’s against hitting children then I think I’m on Satan’s side.
    Journalists:WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @foofy.friend
    @foofy.friend Před 4 lety +2

    "When you're listening to music and you start imagining your own music video."
    I'VE BEEN SPOTTED

  • @Al1na7777
    @Al1na7777 Před 4 lety +15

    Germany: splits up in three new countries.
    The world: why did you do that?
    Germany: 6:49

    • @AkizatheNacho
      @AkizatheNacho Před 3 lety

      If Germany split into three, it would Not be called Germany anymore. Therefore, your joke does not make sense, but the picture you were referring to, does.
      So instead of Germany, you shoul've written "the three new countries".
      (I get the joke, just thought I'd be a stereotype yk)
      Greetings from a German ✌️

  • @malin2501
    @malin2501 Před 4 lety +33

    6:50 so basically in germany we are not sure if it means 'der' or 'das' or 'die' nutella, in the last pic you can see a dinosaur, short (in german) 'dino'. The dinosaur is also on a plate, in German 'Teller'. If you say 'Dino' and 'Teller' fast (Dinoteller), it sounds like 'die Nutella.
    I hope this helps a little. German is complicated.
    Edit: 'die' isn't pronounced like in the English language, you pronounce it like 'dee' in your language

    • @katzeletsplayxx6651
      @katzeletsplayxx6651 Před 4 lety +1

      Well it was seen a before in the video 1:16

    • @pink1200
      @pink1200 Před 4 lety +2

      Only issue is that 'die' isn't pronounced like that in German so really only works if you read it in English and understand some german.

    • @malin2501
      @malin2501 Před 4 lety

      @@pink1200 true, I did my best with explaining

  • @_stardustcolors
    @_stardustcolors Před 4 lety +192

    Nobody:
    Me when I listen to literally any music ever: **imagines an entire frighin anime opening with my OCs**

    • @helloimarabbit4083
      @helloimarabbit4083 Před 4 lety +11

      *Y E S ! ! ! !*

    • @Dragonchirp
      @Dragonchirp Před 4 lety +12

      Why you gotta call me out like that lmao

    • @elmigajas
      @elmigajas Před 4 lety +4

      I appear to be concerned about your channel banner

    • @Dragonchirp
      @Dragonchirp Před 4 lety +1

      Mik Miku I haven’t changed it in a long time (forgot how to) I think it’s supposed to be a picture of Ticci Toby...

    • @Giant_SewerRat
      @Giant_SewerRat Před 4 lety +2

      You're just gonna call me out like that, huh?

  • @worldwartrishaofficial4626

    that first post is the most relatable thing ever. I recently hurt my knee and struggle to bend it, so when my leg does the shaky thing i am stuck in a 2-4 hour loop of pain

  • @zefurrymedic3181
    @zefurrymedic3181 Před 4 lety +15

    That furry wedding person is gonna be me bc of my luck, and I am gonna love every second of it bc I love furries. Please god someone relate to me.

    • @lynmystic3387
      @lynmystic3387 Před 3 lety +3

      I would get so many selfies with all of them and spend the whole time asking where they got or made their suits so I can try in the future

    • @claytheplaylistprotogen8566
      @claytheplaylistprotogen8566 Před 3 lety +2

      I want to have my wedding at a con on purpose
      Edit: forgot to say I haven't been to one yet and I'm looking foward to go to one

    • @Zenith4546b
      @Zenith4546b Před 3 lety

      Time to do something I wanted to do since I started out being a furry.

  • @coltparris4967
    @coltparris4967 Před 4 lety +53

    no one:
    nothing:
    even me:
    bouncy leg: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!

  • @noobcraft6225
    @noobcraft6225 Před 4 lety +64

    Me irl
    “Sitting on a toilet, eating some peas, laughing at damien, and watching some bees”

  • @roofus9159
    @roofus9159 Před 4 lety +5

    10:54 when you realize why Carson said "living in pain"

  • @YeetMaster5678
    @YeetMaster5678 Před 2 lety

    "The recommended amount of wolves inside you is 0"
    Zoophiles: are you challenging me?

  • @spicystxrrs
    @spicystxrrs Před 4 lety +50

    10:56 *I laughed so hard I cried then the crying turned into a mental break down* 😂

  • @buckethatboy8719
    @buckethatboy8719 Před 4 lety +43

    5:12 the good furries would be fueling the imaginations of all the flower girls. meanwhile, we *shun* the neckbeards away in protection of the innocent children. 10/10 would get married again.

    • @fenixprolive
      @fenixprolive Před 4 lety +2

      10/10 would laugh again

    • @glitch6183
      @glitch6183 Před 4 lety

      ? I'm sorry I don't understand but I've never heard someone say good furries its always furries to furfags to me (people say this to me I don't say it to them)

    • @buckethatboy8719
      @buckethatboy8719 Před 4 lety +1

      @@glitch6183 hm. never heard that before :/

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Před 2 měsíci

      Yea it would a good place to get married. The fandom is pretty wholesome for the most part, just make sure to have id’s for people who want to be guests for the wedding

  • @livfavro8021
    @livfavro8021 Před 4 lety +3

    8:01
    *I cant be the only one who just imagines animation memes-*

    • @Ok-rh8ep
      @Ok-rh8ep Před 4 lety

      no, you are the only one.

  • @Brosethorns
    @Brosethorns Před 4 lety +7

    3:22 me as an old person when the retirement home puts on the living tombstone

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER Před 4 lety +34

    5:56 I mean if Keanu Reeves can look that bad then maybe there's hope for me if I actually put some effort into how I look.

  • @aliceh1717
    @aliceh1717 Před 4 lety +3

    3:45 Brooklyn 99 such a good show , jake is a constant mood

  • @inkedunder
    @inkedunder Před 4 lety +4

    5:48 i just imagine all the incantations of Link watching Wild blow himself up with remote bombs.

  • @killerblue
    @killerblue Před 4 lety +1

    6:48 What's the joke?
    Germans: You wouldn't get it.

  • @RyLo_Tank
    @RyLo_Tank Před 4 lety +15

    11:20
    Zach/Zack(?): Men: *hAlLeLuJaH~*
    Also him: (WHEEZEEE)

  • @SoggySandwich80
    @SoggySandwich80 Před 4 lety +148

    Does anyone else hate when he zooms in so you can’t screenshot the whole meme

  • @entity707sfiles2
    @entity707sfiles2 Před 4 lety +6

    0:00 I'm just bouncing my leg all the time except when sitting crisscross

  • @autismcenter201
    @autismcenter201 Před 3 lety +5

    2:00 there is also a 5 and a 4 switched in the wrong row

  • @bubunkawa
    @bubunkawa Před 4 lety +15

    My brother: Jichael Mackson
    **nobody laughs**
    Me: Sritney Bears
    **wheezes**

  • @nonnoelia170
    @nonnoelia170 Před 4 lety +98

    2:01 there was actually a mistake other than “you”. If you look two up from that one and then one step left you will see that the four and five switched places

  • @nothingnothing635
    @nothingnothing635 Před 4 lety +5

    Me: is sick
    My brain: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
    Me: 😱🤯 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • @thefandomtraveller4091
    @thefandomtraveller4091 Před 3 lety +2

    Strep throat: *exists*
    My whole family: *ill take your whole stock*

    • @lynmystic3387
      @lynmystic3387 Před 3 lety

      Oh god I haven't had strep throat in years but it hurts to swallow just reading the words

  • @enrater123
    @enrater123 Před 4 lety +34

    5:07 Is nobody gonna talk about whats writen on the baby's shirt?

  • @honeyyy1913
    @honeyyy1913 Před 4 lety +23

    10:38 wait no, that dude is actually me. Like this isn’t a joke, I am actually the dude it the pic

  • @Figi_Ink
    @Figi_Ink Před 4 lety +3

    4:12 this is the biggest compliment i have ever gotten-

  • @juggalochaos
    @juggalochaos Před 2 lety +2

    Fun fact: the Satanic Temple 1. Doesn’t worship Satan. 2. Has a whole list of rules, most of which are just be a good person and don’t hurt anything

  • @camerongraham4279
    @camerongraham4279 Před 4 lety +85

    Roses are red
    My name isn’t Dave
    This makes no sense
    Microwave

  • @Xeema4869
    @Xeema4869 Před 4 lety +4

    9:24 oh hey it's Kevin! Hi Kevin!

  • @noelhann5262
    @noelhann5262 Před 4 lety +21

    6:07 I don’t understand this one, could someone explain it to me?

    • @varkhanyr
      @varkhanyr Před 4 lety +10

      It’s meme formats without the certain characters, ex. The top right is the cat with the two ladies screaming at it, and the bottom left is Joker dancing down the stairs.

    • @noelhann5262
      @noelhann5262 Před 4 lety +6

      Oh shoot, you’re right. Thanks, I missed that.

    • @Bekrox65
      @Bekrox65 Před 4 lety +1

      idk but i see this in my dream 😳

    • @yunamchill9169
      @yunamchill9169 Před 3 lety

      @@dwarv.I Exactly. I don't like that post.🙈

  • @bush_bean727
    @bush_bean727 Před 4 lety

    Omg redit is so much better than I thought

  • @thedoctorss69
    @thedoctorss69 Před 4 lety +48

    Me at 3:00am about to fall asleep
    Emkay *dings*
    Me:ah I’ll go to sleep later

    • @quive5705
      @quive5705 Před 4 lety

      Wait. It's 9:00 am here.

    • @thedoctorss69
      @thedoctorss69 Před 4 lety

      Heavy is dead, But he has 1000 Subscribers I’m in Australia and it’s now 3:35

  • @garywan2805
    @garywan2805 Před 4 lety +48

    6:50 „Dino Teller“ Deutsch jokes :D

    • @beneditkus7136
      @beneditkus7136 Před 4 lety +3

      Deutsch Witze, Genosse

    • @jennykreutzer6176
      @jennykreutzer6176 Před 4 lety +3

      Danke, jetzt erst kapiert 😅

    • @kittyrabies
      @kittyrabies Před 4 lety

      Jaaa😂

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 Před 4 lety

      i really dislike how all the people who know german feel the need to flex on everyone else and reinforce their superiority via commenting in german

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 Před 4 lety

      @@Halcyon-Winter actually heres a little twist for ya, i speak german and unlike you im not pretentious enough to start random german conversations, and its not even like this convo is interesting enough for me not to know about it

  • @janeyannachicken9053
    @janeyannachicken9053 Před 3 lety +1

    Also, the rats didn't like jazz when on cocaine, they were MADE to like jazz by being played it while they were high so they'd start connecting the high to the music.

  • @ktx.9o022
    @ktx.9o022 Před 3 lety +1

    3:17
    Me, in my room: Jimin still doesn’t have jams

  • @mckoala3635
    @mckoala3635 Před 4 lety +37

    Last time I was this early, I still had some sanity

  • @CalebTheTwig
    @CalebTheTwig Před 4 lety +45

    I can't tell the difference between Zach and damiens voice

  • @nevergonnagiveyouup1180

    I love it when a company’s social has a good sense of humor

  • @Ghost-xf6jd
    @Ghost-xf6jd Před 4 lety

    4:36 your telling me I almost choked on chocky milk over someone’s name?!😂😂

  • @niklasneighbor6726
    @niklasneighbor6726 Před 4 lety +60

    3:56 why are you laughing? This is a german pun. You can’t possibly understand it!
    Wilhelm = will Helm = wants helmet
    Hathelm = hat Helm = has helmet
    (Will means (to) want and hat or haben has or have)

    • @snowball_from_earth
      @snowball_from_earth Před 4 lety +4

      Thanks, now I don't have to comment that as well.

    • @YanosProductions
      @YanosProductions Před 4 lety +6

      Niklas Neighbor he probably laughed cus it looked funny

    • @Bonedog14
      @Bonedog14 Před 4 lety +6

      He laughed because he probably assumed: "Wilhelm" = will put on helm
      "Hathelm" = there is now a helm on
      American brain at its finest.

    • @souhridyobose4362
      @souhridyobose4362 Před 4 lety

      Ja ich habe verstanden. Ich bin Deutsche

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Bonedog14 americans: *hear english* the fuck is that?
      americans: *see meaningless image* oh this makes sense

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +36

    0:31 Cursed image of Will Sniff

    • @ruinaderoma
      @ruinaderoma Před 4 lety

      Get the Fuck off youtube
      Yeah that's right if im gonna see your comments everywhere I'm gonna comment this everywhere
      Also my comments are liked alot so I hope you know that youtube thinks you're annoying

  • @yoonjinpark8308
    @yoonjinpark8308 Před 3 lety +1

    9:40 BRO I'm obsessed with Meteor Garden and when I saw the meme I got mad and I was like "THEY'RE IN COLLEGE NOT HIGH SCHOOL" *wipes tear*

  • @gooch_gladiator
    @gooch_gladiator Před 3 lety

    1:44 this is me with distance learning but instead before the lark, it’s 4 minutes before class starts

  • @damasterme
    @damasterme Před 4 lety +25

    IN DUTCH WE SAY: het regent pijpenstelen
    ( its raining pipes and steels)

  • @lightbulb129
    @lightbulb129 Před 4 lety +37

    Teach: There are no wrong answers, so let me hear yours!.
    Me: *Doesn't want to raise my hand because I'm afraid I'll get the wrong answer*

  • @sirwaddlesdeethird7186
    @sirwaddlesdeethird7186 Před 4 lety +1

    The first meme is very relatable, I can go a day without my phone but I can't have a day without shaking my leg.
    It's ADHD. Not the others.

  • @hurdy6302
    @hurdy6302 Před 3 lety +1

    4:13
    “Babies who don’t cry on airplanes”
    Me, that was a baby that didn’t cry on airplanes and has low self-esteem : **surprised pikachu face**

  • @epik_killer6013
    @epik_killer6013 Před 4 lety +18

    4:15 i dont really care but someone will.
    MEMATIC

  • @Gorgiss
    @Gorgiss Před 4 lety +21

    6:18 we also only get like 2 minutes to wait and line and take a giant dump

  • @ax7774
    @ax7774 Před 3 lety +1

    3:50 they slowly get better as they go

  • @stonkman1705
    @stonkman1705 Před 4 lety +1

    The Indonesian joke are on point lmao, entire nation laugh on their action

  • @commenteee7291
    @commenteee7291 Před 4 lety +18

    6:34
    He should’ve just turned to her face and said “that wasn’t very nice”

  • @SymbiontUVPlays
    @SymbiontUVPlays Před 4 lety +26

    0:00
    don't forget having to go to the bathroom 😳

  • @johnofonett8036
    @johnofonett8036 Před 4 lety

    That first meme really hits home for me.