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Narrator ► / damienleevoice - Komedie
No one:
Literally no one:
Damien: chicken w a n g s
7:46
I want to invite him to a cookout i love lemon pepper
Read as soon as that part came on lmao
*C H I C K E N W A N K S*
Yo go to SCHOOL TO SPELL
“This is like how Michael reeves became the sick evil scientist he is today”
*yes*
Cute zero two
I would have to disagree
He’s more of an evil goblin scientist
*disgusting
420 niceeeeeeeeee
421 now lol jk
Emkay: we all hate our bosses
CZcamsrs : *Self hate intensifies*
I don’t need a job to hate myself
My job is having depression
My job is having anxiety and depression.
Yo you guys okay??
@@Feiryy_Fei No.
"You're just gonna, like, invent a robot that gains sentience."
Michael Reeves: "Trigger me Elmo."
Facial detection?
Whats a sentience?
@@slendveny7191 *racial detection*
Emkay: "We all hate our bosses."
Susan: *DEMONOTIZED*
micheal scott: i am the best boss
Isnt he is own boss? You know, since this is youtube
depression: ill make it worse
damien: im about to end this mans whole career
More like im about The end this depressions whole career
Damien: *might play terraria*
Slimes, flying fishes, random boss spawn: *let us introduce ourselves*
Lots of bosses, rare items, biome weapons: *let us introduce ourselves*
-let us introduce ourselves- *ALLOW us to introduce ourselves* 🤦♂️
@@aidanlikesshoes6892 pretty much same thing😐
@@yes-ld8zn the meme says “allow” 😐
RoD
I remember the beginning of 2020 when Team Trees was a thing and we all thought that maybe things were finally getting better
Heh
Long as the beast still rich we good for life
Heh
I don’t get the joke. Was team trees fake??
@@theovermind6041 no it’s saying that 2020 was awful and people thought it was gonna be good
I heard "my name is Damien" I felt that
You felt that
The entire world felt that
Yes
Yeaaa
“Everyone liked that”
I-I Felt that 😭
The 3rd most purest four words to ever come out of a person's mouth
(1st is my boyfriend talking to me and 2nd is my own voice)
Damien: * talks about Team Trees *
*Everyone liked that*
crispy bacon boi I dont and reply to my own comment to get karma
r/madlads
Marshall Kimber *SCREEEEEEE-*
Damien: start talking bout raid shadow legend
Me: *NOoOoO*
But 1/everyone disliked team trees
His boss looks like that weird guy from Toy Story who wanted to sell Woody
That is a weird by where I live
Weis*
r/rareinsults
@@eyeisox1394 yes
hmmmm maybe an r/rareinsults moment
9:45 he didn't just roast her, he also proved that he is smart. She should technically go out with him..
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Bruh spelled “out” wrong
its a he she
I am the 69th like!
@@switchperfect6062 moron
damien: *-wheeze-*
my sadness: ok i'll head out for now
aight imma head out
Yes
For now
tru
u have good taste in music and videos lol (i love mel)
Emkay: Support Team Trees donation
[Everyone liked that]
Is this a fallout refrains
The way he described it sounds hella suspicious though. "Don't send the money to the charity, send the money to us so we can send it to the charity." Just seems a bit off to me
@@burritoman68x93 yea! :D
He should buy and download Terraria and then plant 200000 trees.
He should have advertised the actual website though, which is teamtrees.org/ not some random gofundme.
"We all hate our boss..."
I was expecting an editor's note reading "Agreed"
If we ever have Spiderman exist irl Michael Reeves would be Doc Ock
Except everything has tasers.
“We should all have healthy relationships with our bosses”
Yes. We stan healthy relationships with our superiors.
Lol
"We all hate our boss"
_Zach sweats profusely_
this works for all small business owners to
I love my hot boss especially when I can f*ck her
@@nazmurphy hol up
@@kaete7810 i ain't say shit
@@kaete7810 did he stutter
When Damien said I never touched terraria it translated the subtitle to “I never touched her area”
Oh Shi-
Oh Shi-
Oh shi-
The picture of the bacon candle says on the label “b a c o n”
Im waiting for Michael Reves to comment “your next”
YES
*you’re
edit: it's been a year since I posted this and I'm still getting people replying to me with "pEoPlE lIkE yOu SuCk" and "sHuT uP"
Man, I love a nice cup of commenter rage in the mornings. Really helps me start of the day in a great mood. 😊
Kiranmario oh no
Kiranmario do you know the difference of your and you re
Same here
Damien: "everyone should have a healthy relationship with there boss."
Susan: " hippity Hoppity your revenue is my property."
Nice connection
Charlie Goldstein their*
Who is Susan?
Susan wojiscki(?) ceo of youtube
1:48
Some dude: uses mirror on sweater in ugly sweater competition
Me: the sacred texts.
11:54
"All men are dogs."
Makes sense, considering dog are loyal to those who are good to them.
Some dogs just bark and bite you on the ass.
And some just run
@The Confusing Riddle Yeah, let's not forget about the bulldogs
@@alonathecreator that's a hurtful stereotype
@@alonathecreator Ever wonder WHY bulldogs are violent, they're bred that way, and really, I have yet to see a violet bulldog. This comment is toxic to bulldogs, this is a hurtful stereotype. Now stop putting hurtful stereotypes on dogs you half baked pie.
Micheal Reeves: _makes something_
Damien: *chuckles* *_Im in danger_*
He already started with attacking drones so...
Welp, we’re all gonna die.
@Error Message_107 which name makes you sad?
Damien: Just straight up tomatoes?!
Me, eating a tomato like an apple: TwT
TwT why is people hating on us who eat it whole
its sad ;-;
What the hell
@@3-dman403 hEy dOn'T jUgE
A random goose gacha I’m not hating I’m just confounded
Nobody:
Me when Damien laughs: 😂
(๑>◡
I love how everyone just agrees that Micheal Reeves is an evil scientist, he's literally just straight up chaotic
Chaotic neutral evil
That roomba is coming
Yeaaaah...
WhY wAs I mAdE tHiS wAy
Not So Daily “god fucking damit”
Emkay: talks about Michael
Me: looks in comments for Michael
LMAO THATS WHAT I JUST DID
yep
I am doing this at this very second
Funny part is that he said robot sentience and the drone video he tried just that
Indeed
I can't believe the tree situation was a year ago
EmKay : "Everybody should have a healthy relationship with their boss."
I ate my boss. It's fine, he was vegan!
underrated comment
underrated comment
underrated comment
@Tied by Wire I'm still surprised my comment is being found by people
underrated comments
“You’re a terrifying evil scientist and I have the utmost respect to you. But I have-I live in constant fear.”
*-Damien, 2019*
Lego man : *Exists*
Florida man : *Finally a Worthy Opponent!! Our Battle will be Legendary!!*
Lol
Cell reference?
Florida man is better
Kung Fu Panda reference
@@kiwi-mq5ls Nah man, it's a Cory in the house reference
Thumbnail: the employee is happy with himself
Inside: *knows he might get fired*
The narrator: If we have an AI overtaking I think Mr. Reeves would be the cause
Me: uhhhhm
CZcams: sending the narrator with Michael Reeves' video about drones that attacks humans.
bruh he says his name at the start of the video
@@Garden-sz8jb yea sorry, I forgot, and well yea I know his name, I just didnt want to type it wrong so I just put "narrator" instead
“before we get started, let me tell you about...”
😠
“#teamtrees”
🙂
@L E E T H A L D E E lmao I thought of that when reading the comment
@@R_Lifee same i think 90% have
oH i DiDnT nOtIcE
NORD VPN
@天使Angel lmao
People: *donates money to team trees to plant trees*
"I used the trees to plant the trees"
*paper is made of cotton* ......
paper is made out of wood
Money paper is made of cotton
Yeah looked it up, sorry🤷
Wasn't that funny, stick to the punishments Sal.
"good ol Mister Li's"
Guys, it's Mister Negative! *RUN!*
Team trees was poorly timed, because of the bushfires. Planting more trees in australia at that time would mean for fuel for the fire.
Damien: "Maybe I should just buy Terraria."
Me: *laughs in modded*
*laughs in tmodloader*
Legit tho modded mc and modded terraria both lit
So glad he said it correctly
There is another
Lunar The Gamer Fox
**CALAMITAS NOISES**
Normie *Fortnite player*
Tbh his wheeze literally and will cure anyone’s depression
False, I am still depressed
I do feel a little better, tho
RUDYX VOYD true
@Mirror Yeah, I was joking too, mate
I also have no memory of this comment but goddamn, a year feels like ages ago but also like just yesterday, what the fuck is time
@Mirror bro same we're all just vibin and tryin not to die at this point
Damien is the best narrator for Emkay
(I hope I spelled the name right)
Robin’s better
0:03
Lego man's special ability: When he atacks to the feet it will always be a critical hit
Damien: exists
Everyone: you're back at last!
Nobody:
Grandma: where's the buttons for this touchscreen phone
On the side. Right there, see? One turns it on, and the other two make it louder or quieter. Everything else is done without buttons. Like this, see? *touches screen on own phone, calls grandma*
@@CanisMythson Nobody asked for this, literally no-one
Hah,
@@CanisMythson r/nobodyaskedforyourclarification.
3:34 Note to self: Never just pick up chocolate in Russia, it could be horse powder
*starts talking about team trees*
Finnaly someone speaks
*tells that everyone may be tired listening to team trees everytime*
Im'a get my popcorn
I’m ur biggest fan
@@joegaming7575 ur officially my first fan now
“It’s good to have a healthy relationship with your boss.”
Damien 2 seconds later:
“You gotta hate your boss.”
Damien, talking while Zach and Slazo are tied up:
*after the video*
Damien: YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD OVERTHROW ME, FOOL?
Zach: NO, PLEASE STOP EATING THE KITKAT THAT WAY
The actual reason that you collect the bacon grease is for cooking
It adds flavor
adding a little flava
Damien is def the type to laugh at himself lol
EmKay: Now I know you've seen this all over the internet.
Me: *menacingly* Good, the trees must be heard
His laugh is literally better than Jared Leto's laugh in joker
Suicide Squad*
Leto or Gangster Joker or Suicide Squad joker had the best laugh
to be fair, that's a really low bar to set
Joaquin Phoenix is in joker, Leto was in suicide squad
I enjoyed it the most and I liked his take on things but Purple Suit>>>>>Purple Lambo
I just gotta say, I love Damien's laugh.
The look on his face is priceless.
Someone: **does something mildly smart**
Damien: 200 IQ
Everything is 200 IQ to someone who's IQ is less that 10
*ko intensifies*
@@zayg.4654 get fucked
Edge Lord or @@zayg.4654 ?
I would like this comment but its at 200.
Therapist: So what is your greatest fear?
Damien: *Micheal*
Therapist: W-who?
Damien: *Micheal Reeves*
4:52
*destruction 100*
I love it that Damion is getting some good sleep! Everyone sleep well!!❤❤
Kid: My favourite superhero is spider-man!!
Me: Lego-man
Idk what to put I just wanted to let you know that I made this 69 likes. *N I c e*
@@blueberrythecutie106 thank you my guy
Lego spider man
Cool
Me: Damien
Don’t forget Michael also built a drone that flies at peoples heads
Lol whenever I watch any of Micheals vids I think: well this is the person who will end the world with his robots that are all *SUPER DANGEROUS*
EDIT: I fixed a misspelled word
Irish EnderMan eh as a person with dyslexia and dysgraphia I understand
Me: casually walks around
Lego: the permission levels prevent you from entering.
At the beginning he really said “It’s time to put their foot down”
Top ten greatest things on Earth :
Number 1 : *Damian's laugh*
Number 2 : *Damian's laugh*
Coinflip Top ten worst things,
People spelling Damien wrong
wheres the other 8
Advexed I think it’s a binary joke
binary is 1's and 0's
Number 3: Orthography
Me walking in the street alone:
Aye there is a cookout over there let’s go!
your jazz music tastes are impeccable and make great content
Him: we all hate our bosses self running companies: 😅😭
He didnt mean it
@@spongebobfunnyy r/wooosh
Dont we all hate ourselves? Just me? Ok
Minecraft: Go play Terraria
Terraria: Go play Minecraft
They Bros till the end of time
@@darkmoonthedirewolf9231 yasss
Levi Bachus HJÖNK HJÖNK
Doom: go play animal crossing animal crossing: go play doom
@@glitchlaboratorys6116 you stole my pofile pic
9:25
beyonddisbelief: "I bet you couldn't make a sentence without "e"!"
Ernest Vincent Wright: _proceeds write an entire novel without the letter e_
"I'm actually getting proper sleep now." Lucky
Ahhh a beautiful reminder of the good ol days when team trees was still going
"We at EmKay want to a big donation, like a kamehameha, but all together."
So a Spirit Bomb?
U know he doesnt watch dragonball Atleast not much yet
Haven't gotten far enough in dbz to know what a spirit bomb is. Sounds dangerous tho
Fun fact: Kamehameha was the name of multiple Hawaiian kings.
I was ur 100 like u should be proud of urself
Yes a man of Coulter
Everyone: laughs
The 2 people who disliked: *my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*
No
5 now :(
ty for the laugh
I5 dislikes on this vid well atleast its not as much as justin biebers baby songs dislikes
@Zuzana Kollarova .
Damien reminds me of my friend Mark from school since grade 1, and I'm living for that
the dudes smug expression as his boss\ looks into the mirror is perfect
Damien: I make a really bomb chicken wing
Gordon Ramsay: *interesting*
*we all hate our bosses*
people that are their own boss: I hate myself
i read this as “people who *ate* their own boss”
True though.
damien: "We all hate our bosses"
ppl who are self-employed: "Maybe I do hate myself..."
I laughed well watching this video then realized my laugh sounds like that one uncle who smokes a pack of cigarettes a day
If my legos grow legs and start walking, I need to stop drinking
Nah, then you're russian and irish mixed up
It might happen as LEGOS is fictional.
And call 50 exorcist and cover ur house in and out woth crosses
Damien: " we all hate our bosses"
priests: *surprised pickachu*
I am genuinely terrified by the way you've spelt Pikachu.
@@aaaaaa8406 You: *surprised pikachu*
More like terrified pikachu
I would said the best blocky game of all time is space engineers it is got the same gameplay loop as MC. with a proper semi realistic physical engine and moveable grids with realtime damage and realist denting and deformation with armour and stuff like that also fire small nuke across an entire solar system just to spite your friend is cool.
"look man If you ever bump into me and there is a cookout nearby we going to that cookout and I am making you some of dose chicken wings."
I am now going back outside because of this. may the chicken wings be with you
Damien: how do you gauge that
Me: by the amount of crusty tissues on the floor
NO THIS IS NO NUT NOVEMBER
But what if he needed more than 1 per?
@@storm_fling1062 Oops. I forgot.
2019: team trees
2020: team fight corona
2021: team fight zombies
2022: team fight aliens
2023: team fight nuclear warfare
2024: team fight irradiated animals
2025:team team
2026: team
2027: T
2028: Eam
Congrats on 2 mil.
“I’m just afraid you’re going to create a robot that becomes sentient”
DONT FUCKING GIVE HIM IDEAS! HE HATES THAT AND WILL MAKE IT OUT OF SPITE
Legoman:
Me: *does the 30 meter legowalk *
Me again: *I see no god here, other than me*
No comments, im not going to keep it that way
nice protogen
Malta inu nice doggo
OwO a protogen
*what's this*
Emkay: “I’ve never touched Terrirea (or whatever it’s called)
Subtitles: “I’ve never touched...
Her area
Cameron Lawson no...that’s not how it works...
Sounds a lot like Bill Clinton.
SWEET HOME ALAB-
That meme is dead.
@@doggo7175 r/idontusereddit
It’s not good on mobile anymore
8:00 Welp, time to pack my things and go to Florida because spending an afternoon with Damien, going to a cookout with him, and trying some of his masterpiece chicken wings sounds like a godsend.
Daiman: we all hate our boss
The emkay overlords: *so you have chosen death*
I may not be first,
I may not be last,
But when Emkay uploads
I create original and funny comments because stealing is bad and the person who made the original will be upset that their funny and cool idea was taken
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Me: *finds out Damien hasn’t played Terraria*
*Giorno’s theme starts playing*
Muda
Muda muda muda muda muda mura muda muda muda!!!!!!
JO JO
Edit: i see nobody replied with “Golden Wind” so uhhhh
G O L D E N W E E D
MeMe BoI Muda is funny punch noise, please laugh Johnny
Korê ga... REQUIEM !!!
This video is filed with pure hilarious-ness 😂😂🤣
When he ends the video when it was just getting good, mad lad
"...bacon candles..."
Me: **having BATIM flashbacks**
Oh no....
BENDY WHY ARE YOU THIS GUY'S ROOMATE?!?!?
👁️👄👁️
Oh no (for anyone that doesn’t know that means bendy and the ink machine)
Hi, I have no creativity for a name who doesn’t know at this point, I know it died fast but still
Uh oh
Sadness: your worthless
Damien: *laugh’s*
Sadness: *gone*
Really late watching this, found it via video hopping while writing. If he never played Terraria (again he may have as I am late) does that mean he hasn't played Starbound either? it's like Terraria but in space >.>; He really should play them if he hasn't yet they are both good games and you can add mods to the game to add items, races, etc.
10 years for 2 Marijuana joints? He clearly didn’t live in Amsterdam.
I don't HV vids but I call ur self TheGamingGuy or TGG for short
@@vakancy ? I don't understand what you mean by this, is TGG short for something bad?
When I heard that "my name is damien," I felt that shit fam, that was deep 😔