I Faked My Death Using a Sex Doll at My Funeral | One Star Reviews
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- čas přidán 13. 06. 2024
- With a beloved series and VICE era dead in front of our very eyes, it felt appropriate to hold a funeral as a final send-off. However, the ceremony will not be held at any old funeral home - but at a funeral home with many, many One Star Reviews.
In order to make this funeral happen, we need a body, but Taji is actually still alive (much to the surprise of our CZcams audience). So we have had to call in a favour from our old friends, Sex Doll Canada, who have manufactured a perfect replica of Taji in the form of a sex doll to fill the coffin in our one-star funeral filled with amateur mourners.
So in this episode of One Star, we say goodbye in the only way we know how. RIP 🙏
00:00 Intro
02:43 Meeting My Sex Doll
05:56 Choosing the Right Funeral Casket
09:25 Remembering Taji's Awkward Moments
12:47 Owner Responds to Bad Reviews
Online reviews can make or break a business, and enough one-star reviews can be the kiss of death. Host Taji Ameen personally reviews businesses to see if they're as shitty as the internet says, or just misunderstood.
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Man, I am sad to see this series end. Hopefully you can branch off making this on your own.
He could but like everything. It takes capital.
2 star reviews
Highly doubt could legally do so as Vice will own many of the rights. Could probably do some version but name would be odd and format would have to change
3 star review
it takes only 1 mobile phone and a video editing software. @@josiahamaze
Not sure if Taji was part of the team that decided to nix the show, but he carries this whole channel on his back. Please reconsider or allow him to do these activities individually.
You must not be familiar with Hamilton’s pharmacopeia
I agree! And only reason why I subbed to this channel.
vice Watcher incoming
@@Jcarney87 I mean, yeah, that show’s great, too. In more recent times, though, Taji’s been the GOAT.
Agree!
wow vice manages to kill off every single decent series theyve produced. Congrats vice!
I mean they ran out of money lol
How do you run out of money with 17 million followers ? I’m lost . Someone managed money wrong cause ain’t no wayyy
@Ohhhoneyyy go woke go broke. Vice's downfall pretty well documented at this point.
@@fazman72Vice has always been “woke” The reason they went broke is because no one there knows how to entertain an audience.
@@fazman72Oh, so that's why X is failing while all the other social media platforms are growing, it's because Musk is so woke. Simple minds need simple catchphrases I guess.
Taji needs his own show. He was the only reason I watched VICE. Now I need to go and watch all his videos again...love you, Taji!
The doll probably cost more than the funeral lmao
The doll is priceless it should be put in a museum to honour Taji the legend who carried Vice on his shoulders for way too long ! Rest in Peace 🙏
I'm waiting for the dolls with mechanical suction on both ends. I would be interested in the Taji model🤔
@@ElectricVehiclesAreGoodF-ti7xd, they're expensive. Want to split one with me?
Thank you for a final episode! I loved this show and bummed out for it to be coming to a close. At this point Taji pretty much feels like a friend of mine. Hope everyone behind the show goes on to do amazing things!
Thank you one star reviews for the good times.
Your content was always 5 stars to me.
Love bringing it full circle !
hear hear! 5 stars
I discovered Vice back in 2002 when it was just a magazine. I used to work next door to their offices here in Brooklyn. I’ve seen it blow up, and now I’m seeing it fold. Thanks for the entertainment over the last 20+ years Vice!
Is it really folding?
@@dripsonice413 yeah, bankrupt!
I only started watching vice in like 2013 but i see
Its a CIA Snitch Nest now
I discoverd Vice as a magazine in the 90's as a kid. It was pretty shady material tbh. Very surprised to hear they are owned by Disney now.
Taji, you are a wonderful person to watch. Thank you and please keep up the content making. We appreciate you so much!!!
I was legit sad when I saw the pic. I thought you actually died. Even though you have very different opinions than me, I always thought you were the only one left at vice worth watching. Glad you're alive, sad it's all ending. Hope you make your own channel.
Different opinions on smoking crack?
The Dark Side of series is good
@@mmmmmmmmmmm10 Exactly. I'm pro, where as he is not!
Well, turns out a sex doll used a human to fake its death. Where does it end?
OMG! We saw Taji lugging around his doll on our flight! It was the strangest thing to see. Haha was wondering what the final product would look like!
That was wild to see I bet 🤣🤣🤣
Please tell me you approached him lmao
I would pay to see this
HILARIOUS!
I love how the car spoken about during the funeral is analogous to the car wreck that was Vice. Beautifully done
He stayed in the car till the end 🙏
This show is what Vice needs now. It’s light hearted, interesting, and fun to watch.
Taji was too good for vice
Please keep this going on your own. Thanks for all the great videos!
Side note, your dad is LITERALLY you... Its uncanny.
Hilarious
You will be missed Taji. Was that really his dad or Fisher Stevens with makeup?
Thank you to the VICE programme team for bearing the love. It is an honour to be chosen by you and to believe in our dolls. I am sure our dolls will not let you down. I wish you all happiness, peace and joy.🥰
it's mindblowing to think that an intern has done so much. i don't know how much creative control taji has but i hope that the greatness he brought to vice gets noticed by future employers (or investors if he does his own thing). it's not a series i've expected to see from vice but it was a much welcome one. i wish taji all the humanly possible success because he deserves it.
indeed, wishing him a world of success
Taji, you have been an absolute legend of the Internet. So much respect to you and the team for creating this absolutely unforgettable series
This was the only series on Vice that I ever bothered to watch. I loved it!😭
For a moment I thought he really made his parents think he's dead but hearing that speech made it clear the dad was in on the joke
TAJI, you have been an absolute TREAT to watch! I hope to see you more! Another series or something, please, no matter where you work or who you work with!
*Taji’s dad eulogy was very heartfelt. Thanks for all the good times buddy! Goodbye!*
His Dads speech was absolute gold! Please don’t let this be the end…. 🥲
you got His Ca$hApp?
Glad he’s back to carrying Vice on his back, hopefully with more back to back videos
The show is ending
@@bobert6259 i was literally yelling at the screen "Noooo! This can't be the end!!"
Taji could go solo and have his own channel if vice can't support his work? Not an easy transition but it's possible
@@bobert6259 The show on Vice is ending but I think he has enough of a cult following to continue a cheaper version of this series until he blows up
@@Nihilnovusso he’s not carrying vice on his back anymore?
And we can’t expect any new back to back videos?
@@Nihilnovus yeah I hope it continues. He’s a good lad
really, really bummed to see this series leave. taji and his show was the only reason i still follow/watch vice. we’ll miss you so much man.
I think that funeral home does business with certain characters reprsented in movies a lot. I worked in a funeral home, and this place here looks appalling. The way the body was and black mold coming out of the ceiling. I could smell the lingering smells of formaldehyde, rotting bodies, old man furniture, mold, 70s carpet and styling through my screen.
Exactly!! I wouldn’t even leave a enemy in that trap-house of a funeral home!!… 😏🙄🤦🏻♂️
What was that like working in a funeral home?
It's real.. I took 5 mins looking at the reviews.. ooh not good! Apparently rotting bodies happens alot there
@@cormacthem8406 pretty much as I described but our place was a flower shop to, so he cornered that side as well., so the smell of rot, formaldehyde and roses lol. Our place was way nicer. Worked there my junior and senior years in HS becausd a friend I joined the military with later actually put in a good word for me. I mostly was a go for. I was always anxious there and not because of the bodies. It was because I they didnt give me stuff to do and being a teen, I wasnt real good at figuring what to do myself, so I always felt like i was scamming except on holidays when the flower shop side got crazy. I did transport bodies from OKC to Cordell Oklahoma from the airport on occasion. You would be surprised how they transport them. It was a little shocking.
@@eternitykentucky6935and they still didn’t even mind showing that filthy room with the lukewarm body ON CAMERA! Imagine what it’s like when they leave.
This guy is a legend. Another channel should continue this series!
Noooooo don't let it end!!! I've needed this more than you know lol
Congrats Tiji on your run! Onto your next chapter! Don’t stay somewhere just because you feel uncomfortable. Get out your comfort zone and crush those goals!
His dad roasted the hell out of him lmaoooo
Now imagine the people having funeral in the next hall sees them carrying that doll around like that and assume its a real body and post a one star review online 😂
The only Vice series I watched every episode of and was so excited to see new ones of. Rock on man thanks for giving us your time ❤️
I am so sad to see this end. You made me laugh and showed me things I never would have seen otherwise. Wishing you all the best, Taji. You're a gem
Definitely a sad event, probably one of the best series vice has ever done. You will never be forgotten 🎉 favorites were the hair dresser and the strip club ❤ Thanks for blessing us with the laughs, and I wish you the best of luck on your next journey 😊
I will miss this series! I hope we still get to see you in some other videos. You’re the best Taji! ⚰️🖤
Thank you for the memories Taji ! this was a series I loved watching. I hope you can continuing doing this at some point in the future! Best of luck ☺️
Thank you, fellow Iranian brother Taji, for helping me find an old, long lost friend & taking us on this hilarious journey through One Star Reviews on VICE! Your wit and humor made each episode a delight! Because of the Yelp's Worst-rated Strip Club episode you showed and read my friend John Mai's review outloud, I recognized his profile picture, name, and the way he types and found him again because of you!
Then I was able to reach him thanks to your video, and I showed him how funny it was to see his yelp review on your show. What a great coincidence to this day, and I'm sad to see you go, I hope to see more from you soon!
Comment in question: "They insult their patrons just for enjoying the atmosphere, standing and sitting around. Not a good way to respect customers who paid $20 to get in".
You did a damn good job for being an intern! Onward and upward!
Sad to see the series end. This was amazing.
This series was soo enjoyable, thank you Taji and team! I hope to see you in future videos of your own.
These videos have become “appointment viewing” in our house over the years. Thanks for all of the memories. I look forward to your next project.
Taji you made us laugh and cry.. So many awkward moments.. You even helped a few of us become better men! I wish you well! Hope to see you creating more amazing content in the future!
I love Taji. Just seems like such a genuinely good guy.
Very sad this series is coming to an end. Thank you for the entertainment! Can’t wait to see what you hopefully have planned next
Whhhhyyyyyy!! You have been carrying this channel on your back for a long time! I hope you do this series on your own. I am now grieving you and the loss of your greatness.
Thank you for all the videos taji, I can’t wait to see your next project ❤
Right on-Taji 2023
I used to watch a lot of Vice 10+ years ago. Eventually it fell off my radar completely which makes it a bit sad that I just now stumbled across your content. Hopefully you can keep it going somewhere else.
This is the best series ever. Will miss it, you did great! 😁💕
This is one of the best parts of Vice 😮 Love that his dad has the same sense of humor 😂
And WHO tells a grieving family to wrap it up because they want to go home?! Wtf?!
Regarding your second point, perhaps they had a schedule of funerals sto stick to?
Youre the best Taji. Thanks for all the laughs.
got home from work, got the meals and everything and one star reviews would always be the one I put on after a long day. You will be missed ❤️
I had no idea about any of this! It was always an awkward treat. Really going to miss these moments. Thank you for everything!
That sucks dude. It’s been fun. Best of luck with your next chapter!
This is so funny 😂 I was chuckling the entire time. The eulogy was brilliant 😂
I loved this series! I hope you find a way to continue it one day!!!!!
Thank you for putting this amazing series to rest the right way.
I’m honestly so sad to see this series go.. I loved and enjoyed it so much over the years😢
I only found it a week ago,I was so excited when I saw a vice comment saying a new series of it was coming...only to reach this video and see it was the end 😂I know vice collapsed but they wrote that comment as if there was still another couple episodes releasing,so sad it's not the case😢
The reviews had me dying. Pun intended
Loved your series dude. Can’t wait to see your future projects.
You have to keep it going !! These were comedic gold.
Nooo god damn it, well it was a good run thank you for all the years of entertainment man. It’s gonna be sad to see you go
Hell this was the only series left that I did watch on Vice!
Gonna miss you Taji, I've loved these videos from the start and was always happy to see a new one come out, about the only good that has come from the big V you were under in recent times.
Please go and do something on your own, there are many who would support you. Stay safe - ☆☆☆☆☆
I had wondered where you had been, you gave the old school vice feeling to all of us. I will say that every one of your fans will miss you. I hope you keep creating your own stuff
THE RETURN OF TAJI
damn Taji this was so great, thank you for a proper send off. you are appreciated + you will be missed! someone pls lmk in a comment here if Taji ends up doing things on his own
Yes he does! I believe he uses his right hand.
brooo, its so sad to see this end... especially your videos i loved them so much hahaha thanks for the laughs! u a great human.
Thank you Taji!!!! This show and “becoming a better man” changed my life for the better.
Sad to see this end
The circle of life goes on
Hit the lights, boys. Vice is over. Thanks for everything Taji
I love your videos! 🥰
This was so great. Sad to see it go. I hope a network picks you up bud. Thank you for all your hard work.
Taji this was a great final episode, glad we left on a 5 star review! I hope you move on to greater and more fulfilling things!! Will miss seeing the 1 star reviews from a 5 star man ❤❤
"Such an accurate representation of myself"...pans to the 10" of shorts silicone
👏🏼🙌🏼😁😂🤣🤣🤣
We missed you Taji!
Glad to see your still alive 😅 sad to see an iconic series finish
I enjoyed watching your content from this community over the years, i hope you find more success in the future and enjoy whatever content or journey you take on
No.... Why did this series have to end? This was my favourite one ever!
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Damn Taji, so proud of all your achieved these last years. I love the show and nothing will take that away. You have grown into a guy I didn't expect but I am here for it king
You are a Legend Taj I can't wait to see whats next for you. Sorry all that turmoil is going down. You have brought so many awesome laughs to not only me but millions of others.
Hope you land somewhere awesome and continue to make more media somewhere.
Start your own channel just for this, you will kill it man. Such a sad day for sure.
RIP Taji and RIP vice. You'll be missed.
I only hope he can get a spin-off going on his own. There is an audience for you brother. Thanks for the years of entertainment. Always had me coming back to look for a new video. Good luck brother with love.
This was the only thing worth watching on Vice and now its gone 😢 Thanks for making 1 final episode... I hope it I will see more one star reviews one day 😮
Rest in Plastic my friend.
Bros absolutely wild 😂
I’m just so sad we won’t have anymore episodes like this 😢
Oobah Butler Life hacks and Taji's one star reviews are the only two series that I will always watch on this channel. It's sad to see both of them pretty much gone now...
This was one of the few series everyone still loved.
RIP Taji Ameen, you'll be missed🥲😭
Thank you for all the entertainment over the years Taji. Your series will be remembered as one of the best this network had.
Hope to see you start your own thing soon.
Until then, rest in peace.
Awesome show, it sucks to see it go. I guess everything comes to an end eventually. Thanks, one star review for all the great hours we shared together, you will be missed.✌️
This is one of the best things Vice has ever made - no wonder they're in trouble if they're cancelling it
Insurance fraud sounds like a good idea 💡
I give the entire series 1 star.
I see it on every video man, we need to this guy more frequently. Great content everytime ✌🏽❤️
Thank you for the good times and great memories, you’ll be miss! I just hope that you pop around solo with a new channel!
You’re an amazing person!
Again, Vice knows journalism. Excellent piece
And once again people don't know the difference between Vice *NEWS* and regular Vice. Then again, someone w/ your username isn't intelligent enough to understand something like that
@@Marco_El_Afro-Latino your username is telling. Let everyone know what you are. Haha. No one who is rational doesn’t care. What we care about is your character. Dork
Silver Back Taji... Saves Vice from going extinct 😅
Thank you for making us all laugh and love these videos. Hopefully you can branch off and make many more 1 star reviews!
Taji thank you for entertaining and educating us. Your quirky disposition will go into the CZcams hall of fame for content creators. Please considering doing your own thing in the near future. CZcams is less exciting without you ❤