Fast Five: Fast & Furious 5 Pitch Meeting

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    Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Fast Five!
    From humble beginnings as a movie about underground street racing, The Fast and Furious franchise has evolved into what’s essentially a new series of superhero movies. With each passing film, the stakes get higher and the stunts get crazier. Many people think the turning point for that evolution was the fifth installment of the franchise - the bizarrely named Fast Five.
    The movie definitely raises a lot of questions. Like how did the good guys know they weren’t going to kill anyone when they got Dom off the prison bus? Why did they even care that some of the people on the train heist wanted a particular car? How did any of their associates get into Brazil? How did they buy a vault, steal police cars, participate in a street race and joyride cop cars around town without raising any flags? Why did we spend so much time watching them do stuff that ended up being meaningless to the plot? Why is this called Fast Five?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Fast Five! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @RuthCuadrado
    @RuthCuadrado Před 4 lety +6118

    I’m at a point where i’ll watch pitchh meetings for movies i haven’t watched and don’t care about

    • @Tautolonaut
      @Tautolonaut Před 4 lety +161

      In this particular case, by only watching the pitch meeting I can legitimately say I enjoyed this movie. Sitting through it would only have ruined the experience.
      PS For some reason, I had to look up the spelling of 'legitimately' - it seems there is a price to pay, after all :(

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 4 lety +34

      That’s exactly why I’m here now

    • @arrgghh1555
      @arrgghh1555 Před 4 lety +81

      if I didn't have that attitude, I'd have only seen about 10 pitch meetings.

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd Před 4 lety +17

      You watch them all because they're funny, weird comment

    • @mewtwo150clone
      @mewtwo150clone Před 4 lety +20

      You mean there are ppl who dont watch all the Ryan Meetings?

  • @franciscolaurean8550
    @franciscolaurean8550 Před 4 lety +2542

    "Its just a fun quick simple killing and then we move on"
    -Ryan 2020

    • @tcayzer
      @tcayzer Před 4 lety +77

      "You know, it's fun and they're dead and we move on and it was a great time"
      -Ryan 2020

    • @getaloadofthisguy2927
      @getaloadofthisguy2927 Před 4 lety +34

      Just like doing a backflip, snapping the bad guys neck then saving the day

    • @theouerthi
      @theouerthi Před 4 lety +7

      @@tcayzer this is every influencer/celebrity saying they had a good time exploring themselves , learning new skills and bonding with family during the pandemic ...
      It's a good way to sum up the first half of 2020 .

    • @tcayzer
      @tcayzer Před 4 lety +1

      @@theouerthi no doubt, good times

    • @silentlamb21
      @silentlamb21 Před 4 lety

      Ryan 2020? is it election year already? Anyways, I'm down for that. @SpaghettiandSauce the scene with rob lowe was amazing! "to smithy!"

  • @SolidXHead
    @SolidXHead Před 4 lety +1569

    Screen Rant:
    Average video: 30-50k view
    Ryan George: 300-500k view

    • @thunderchild1083
      @thunderchild1083 Před 3 lety +115

      Pitch meeting is the only reason I subscribed to screen rant

    • @arnav4038
      @arnav4038 Před 3 lety +57

      I just added the pitch meetings playlist to my library so that I don’t have to get notifications from screen rant but I am subbed to Ryan’s channel

    • @youtubedude3422
      @youtubedude3422 Před 3 lety +34

      Wow wow wow....wow

    • @LasseLundster
      @LasseLundster Před 3 lety +12

      Meanwhile, if you sort my most popular, Ryan is nowhere to be seen

    • @sunnysweet4183
      @sunnysweet4183 Před 3 lety +19

      @@LasseLundster oh you mean the videos from years ago that are all cheap clickbaits and clip compies?

  • @gabrielgarces7913
    @gabrielgarces7913 Před 4 lety +926

    "-Oh heck yeah Dominic Toretto, kill that guy, take his life!
    -Yeah!
    -Darkness forever for that guy! His family is gonna have to mourn him."
    I cannot explain how this sent me

    • @BassPurge
      @BassPurge Před 3 lety +18

      Same dude im dead 😂😂

    • @sha12310
      @sha12310 Před 3 lety +42

      @@BassPurge oh no! Your family is gonna have to mourn you

    • @jakedeane3003
      @jakedeane3003 Před 3 lety +15

      Literally spit my water all over my wall

    • @anotherhuman2276
      @anotherhuman2276 Před 3 lety +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 Před 3 lety +18

      Favorite part, so accurate and harsh and great and hilarious

  • @mc1013
    @mc1013 Před 4 lety +3512

    Everybody: Give Pitch Meetings it’s own channel, Give Ryan a pay raise
    ScreenRant: I need you to get all the waay off my back, just all the waaay off there

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 Před 4 lety +179

      But paying him more would be super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @ajm92cr
      @ajm92cr Před 4 lety +89

      "My back is where you're at and I would love you to vacate the premises."

    • @tomstdenis
      @tomstdenis Před 4 lety +14

      Seconded. Be it RESOLVED that we should CLEAN the way for Ryan to have his own channel.

    • @Maverick512000
      @Maverick512000 Před 4 lety +18

      You have any idea how many people screen rant would lose if they did that?

    • @jonathansauceda589
      @jonathansauceda589 Před 4 lety +2

      @@tomstdenis he does

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 4 lety +2734

    *"Bad guys hate sticking around to see if the people they want dead are actually dead."*
    Hollywood villain logic

    • @user-zm5jr2nz8c
      @user-zm5jr2nz8c Před 4 lety +16

      John WIck lol
      just fast killing

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 4 lety +9

      李昕睿 it happens in John Wick 1 as well, when he’s captured in the church under renovations, and somehow Dafoe can see through papered over windows and kill 1 bad guy.

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 Před 4 lety +7

      I mean he is a business man he doesn’t have time for 30 seconds for his henchmen to kill the main characters

    • @GutnarmEVE
      @GutnarmEVE Před 4 lety +3

      @@cjwrench07 oh please don't get me started on john wick the action movie -.-

    • @hyperx72
      @hyperx72 Před 4 lety +6

      Another villain moment. Your loyal henchmen performing marginally worse on a bad day...Gotta shoot em!

  • @Anubis22774
    @Anubis22774 Před 4 lety +789

    “We can’t stop and do a deep dive on every person Dom kills, you know, It’s fun and they’re dead and we move on and it’s a great time.” 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @jychilly
    @jychilly Před 4 lety +316

    Oh, man, I hope the line "darkness forever for that guy" becomes a re-occurring catchphrase in future episodes. Re-occurring catchphrases are TIGHT!

    • @lazykahn1979
      @lazykahn1979 Před 3 lety +12

      Re-occurring catchphrases are super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @ceptemzorpus
      @ceptemzorpus Před 2 lety

      it didn't but i believe the "kill that guy, take his his life" did

    • @jamesrad6317
      @jamesrad6317 Před 2 měsíci

      @@lazykahn1979 wow wow wow wow..... wow

  • @julesphoenix3362
    @julesphoenix3362 Před 4 lety +1355

    "Somebody who looks like Vin Diesel ate the mushrooms from Super Mario."
    This is the most accurate description I've heard of the Rock in years.
    💀💀💀

    • @eversuperman
      @eversuperman Před 4 lety +16

      ^I came here to say this^

    • @treshmiranda699
      @treshmiranda699 Před 4 lety +23

      i think screen rant just broke the davinci code

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 Před 4 lety +18

      I mean if I looked like the Rock, I would take that description any day

    • @vwlssnvwls3262
      @vwlssnvwls3262 Před 4 lety +16

      That part made me laugh so hard. The truth can be painfully funny sometimes.

    • @jazy921
      @jazy921 Před 4 lety +11

      i thought Ryan was gonna bring up the fact that they won't talk to each other throughout the entire filming.

  • @llongone2
    @llongone2 Před 4 lety +1578

    "Vague Car Things" - this whole series of movies, in a nutshell

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 Před 4 lety +15

      “Vague car things are tight”!

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb Před 4 lety +22

      This only really applies to the later movies. The early ones were more grounded and the cars were part of the plot.

    • @bobdot978
      @bobdot978 Před 3 lety

      @@ThreadBomb oi I iiii>>io iiii ii8i8 io vivivi8iii8 ii iiii I iii

    • @DarthRadical
      @DarthRadical Před 3 lety +7

      The first one was basically a drag race version of Point Break - which is not a bad thing.

    • @patrickmcdonald8513
      @patrickmcdonald8513 Před 3 lety +2

      Here's a problem. What do we do? Drive fast! Here's another problem. What do we do?! Drive really fast! Another obstacle! What in the ever living heck do we do?!?! DRIVE REALLY, REALLY FAST WITH SOME FLIPS ADDED IN!!!!

  • @SonnyChenova
    @SonnyChenova Před 3 lety +109

    -"there's a badass American agent called - Hobbs"
    -"What's his deal?"
    -"He's gonna try to become the Main Character of the Franchise"

    • @themug406
      @themug406 Před rokem

      Random caps is tight I guess

  • @peterg76yt
    @peterg76yt Před 3 lety +156

    "They are going to be furious, but we're not going to spoil that in the title."
    Best decision they made; it really was an awesome twist.

    • @JakeKoenig
      @JakeKoenig Před 7 měsíci +1

      Thanks a lot dude, I haven't seen this one yet and I assumed they wouldn't be furious in between all the times they go fast. Way to ruin the twist for me, I would've never seen it coming.
      Do we learn the FATE of anyone in this one? Wait, don't tell me. You've spoiled it enough already. 😡

  • @nETbKaH
    @nETbKaH Před 4 lety +2523

    "So does this count as terrorism"
    "Not if the Americans do it, no"

    • @androssteague
      @androssteague Před 4 lety +42

      Technically terrorism is an unlawful use of violence for political religious or ideological gain. So no they're not terrorists

    • @helloworld2409
      @helloworld2409 Před 4 lety +117

      Not unlawful if it's the government
      Just a war crime

    • @shirkuh7125
      @shirkuh7125 Před 4 lety +13

      @@androssteague German official gov up to 1945?

    • @heszedjim9699
      @heszedjim9699 Před 4 lety +3

      I love how everyone actually believes that nowadays

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 Před 3 lety +11

      @@helloworld2409 Not even then. It has to specifically be committed during a war with that country. The problem with something being determined "lawful" or not is when it's the people who write/enforce the laws doing it.

  • @scottvandezande5874
    @scottvandezande5874 Před 4 lety +174

    "Hyper-specific heist-related skillsets" is my new favorite phrase.

  • @CalvinHikes
    @CalvinHikes Před 4 lety +181

    "Creatine Ocean's Eleven"! That's the exact perfect description of this entire franchise.

  • @jishnur1858
    @jishnur1858 Před 4 lety +634

    Whole world including the entertainment industry worried about their shows and movies.
    Ryan: Hold My Blank Paper Sheets.

    • @darrylhamlin7475
      @darrylhamlin7475 Před 4 lety +53

      The nice thing about Pitch Meetings is those two guys live together so they’re able to keep making Pitch Meetings during lockdown.

    • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
      @Fuzzy_Barbarian Před 4 lety +10

      I like to think Ryan has been using the same paper in every video. Like, since the Justice League one.

    • @TheProfPudding
      @TheProfPudding Před 4 lety +5

      @@darrylhamlin7475 Nice. I'm glad he was able to find someone who looks so similar to him.

    • @abubzlife8733
      @abubzlife8733 Před 4 lety +1

      NWN also, “big freakin nipples” on one sheet.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 Před 4 lety

      @@abubzlife8733 and the explanations of how two lions come together

  • @djsonicc
    @djsonicc Před 4 lety +1356

    "Someone that looks like Vin Diesel ate a mushroom from super mario" lol

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 Před 3 lety +36

      The video ended like 3minutes ago, and every time I even think of this description of The Rock I start laughing again!! 😂😂😂

    • @tokus420
      @tokus420 Před 3 lety +4

      best part

    • @ironbatman9689
      @ironbatman9689 Před 3 lety +15

      That's the perfect description of THE ROCK

    • @droberts9852
      @droberts9852 Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @darcpartied8194
      @darcpartied8194 Před 3 lety +2

      Haha what a beauty

  • @makcarolin
    @makcarolin Před 4 lety +221

    First time I’ve heard pregnancy described as “with child and stuff”

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 Před rokem +21

    Fast Five Writer Guy : "We can't stop and do a deep dive on every person Dom kills."
    Fast X Writer Guy: "What if we did a deep dive on a person Dom killed?"

  • @John73John
    @John73John Před 4 lety +185

    "Oh, I am completely satisfied with that explanation!"
    There's your new catch phrase for Producer Guy.

  • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
    @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Před 4 lety +320

    If they had called this The Furious Five, I'd have spent the entire film wondering when Tigress and Po were gonna show up.

    • @kris4637
      @kris4637 Před 3 lety +6

      🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @acelovesdiyschristopher7023
      @acelovesdiyschristopher7023 Před 3 lety +19

      Now I have this image of po driving a car or bouncing a car off his belly and doing a somersault. Tbh with the physics in these movies it'd fit right in

    • @ComradeArthur
      @ComradeArthur Před 3 lety +12

      That's actually why they didn't use that title.

    • @johngorman9292
      @johngorman9292 Před 3 lety +7

      Po is the only person that can beat Dom

    • @l0v3MyB3ar
      @l0v3MyB3ar Před rokem +4

      But if that had been the title, we'd never have known how fast things were!!!!

  • @TheArchangel47
    @TheArchangel47 Před 4 lety +490

    Am I the only one who laughs when he goes, “He’s from the first movie!”?

  • @noanRUA
    @noanRUA Před 4 lety +43

    "But why do we need explosions?"
    "Because why would we put something that *doesn't* have explosions in the movie? 😒"
    Touché.

  • @tee918
    @tee918 Před 4 lety +396

    Is it weird that the two best people on screen rant are both ryan george?

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 4 lety +25

      Ahhh... you must have missed their first introductions. 1 is Ryan George, and the other is George Ryan.

    • @tee918
      @tee918 Před 4 lety +1

      @@cjwrench07 ahhh I See

    • @grumpyoldman3458
      @grumpyoldman3458 Před 4 lety +3

      @@cjwrench07 George is the one with the glasses.

    • @gronkgrunk
      @gronkgrunk Před 4 lety +4

      Two? Oh, there's so many more guys involved.. like Bob, Other Bob..etc. The whole RyanVerse is carrying it! 😄

    • @thombruce
      @thombruce Před 4 lety +2

      @@gronkgrunk Oh, the RyanVerse is tight! ...mainly because there are so many Ryans in it.

  • @MaxxadTV
    @MaxxadTV Před 4 lety +809

    Ryan's back must be nearly broken by now carrying this channel

    • @savageguineapig5857
      @savageguineapig5857 Před 4 lety +25

      And his own channel

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 Před 4 lety +46

      Not at all. It’s super easy .....(I’ll leave the rest to your imagination )

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 Před 4 lety +43

      The channel needs to get off of that thing.

    • @pudgebl67
      @pudgebl67 Před 4 lety +24

      Yeah, he is always asking The Producer to get allllllllllll the way off his back... all the way

    • @ImaginaryChannel
      @ImaginaryChannel Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah, he's already carrying big loads, so I need you to get all the way off his back.

  • @simplyhenrytube
    @simplyhenrytube Před 4 lety +25

    I always crack a smile when he does some variation of "He's from the first movie!" Underrated catchphrases are tight!

  • @MjolnirsPower
    @MjolnirsPower Před 4 lety +23

    "So anyway cause this is Creatine Ocean's Eleven..." HHAHAHAHAHAA I CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MacCyder
    @MacCyder Před 4 lety +676

    I really hope “take their life” becomes a new catchphrase

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick Před 4 lety +18

      It was in previous videos so there's a chance.

    • @Spicycobble
      @Spicycobble Před 4 lety +16

      Yeah Yeah Yeah

    • @plagmatics
      @plagmatics Před 4 lety +12

      I've been wanting to find the video that says "MURDER that x, take its life" before the Ghost Rider one for like a month now, but still no success :( I really enjoy it
      Uhh, I mean, "MURDER that x, take its life" is TIGHT!

    • @msuarez1005
      @msuarez1005 Před 4 lety

      Hamster.

    • @yungjc2
      @yungjc2 Před 4 lety

      Darkness forever🤣

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 4 lety +843

    Flipped over twenty times and people survived? Wow they’re indestructible. Just like me

  • @bethanylaurell8081
    @bethanylaurell8081 Před 4 lety +48

    Fast and Furious 27: A Very Fun, Quick, Simple Killing

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 Před 3 lety +2

      IN THE FUTURE! AGAINST SUPER-ROBOTS OR SOMETHING!!!!

  • @ronaldonwoke2004
    @ronaldonwoke2004 Před 2 lety +17

    “So what, they’re not gonna be furious now”
    “They’re obviously gonna be furious but I’m not gonna spoil that in the title”
    Ryan too funny 😂😂😂

  • @wadeb5042
    @wadeb5042 Před 4 lety +369

    Fast Five aka “Creatine Ocean’s Eleven”

    • @theouerthi
      @theouerthi Před 4 lety +8

      You mean steroids ? Haha if I can look like that solely on creatine and protein powder that would be the dream .

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 4 lety +6

      going home TRT Ocean’s Eleven then.

    • @messynate
      @messynate Před 4 lety +1

      There it is

    • @theouerthi
      @theouerthi Před 4 lety

      @@cjwrench07 hahaha perfect .

    • @noth9617
      @noth9617 Před 4 lety +1

      That was my favourite part too 😂

  • @MaxxadTV
    @MaxxadTV Před 4 lety +157

    We need a tshirt that on the front says "This shirt must have been hard to get" and on the back says "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @seekingthenarrowway
    @seekingthenarrowway Před 4 lety +14

    "Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow."
    Easily the best line from this whole series.

  • @bjrnmathiaseliastylen8168
    @bjrnmathiaseliastylen8168 Před 4 lety +27

    In my house we basicly say "it was super easy barely an inconvinience" every single time we see Even a single chance. Btw this video was TIGHT!

  • @jesseopifeni7903
    @jesseopifeni7903 Před 4 lety +125

    "Dom killing people with families is tight"

  • @ehi_ij
    @ehi_ij Před 4 lety +284

    I might not be first
    I might not be last
    But when I see pitch meetings
    I click fast...
    *and furious*

    • @Mattwreys
      @Mattwreys Před 4 lety +5

      EhiTheAfricanBoy that was actually funny! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ehi_ij
      @ehi_ij Před 4 lety +2

      Goose-lock Holmes XD thanks

    • @Mattwreys
      @Mattwreys Před 4 lety +1

      EhiTheAfricanBoy you’re welcome!

    • @cougarkids4978
      @cougarkids4978 Před 4 lety +5

      Hey! Spoilers

    • @MJ-ge6jz
      @MJ-ge6jz Před 4 lety +2

      clever...

  • @caleshriver134
    @caleshriver134 Před 3 lety +7

    “Wow wow wow.... Wow” Gets me every time...

  • @nicraines1990
    @nicraines1990 Před 4 lety +34

    You should a Nic Cage “Gone in 60 Seconds” pitch meeting!

  • @TheBrickGuy7939
    @TheBrickGuy7939 Před 4 lety +331

    I bet it's gonna be hard for this film to break the laws of physics.
    Actually it's gonna be super easy, *barely an incovenience.*

    • @theouerthi
      @theouerthi Před 4 lety +3

      I'd really like to see the demographics of people who watch the fast and the furious franchise begining from the 5tg movie . It used to be about cars , so there was a lot of gearheads watching but now most gearheads don't like it , how is it pulling the big bucks ?

    • @Nmdixon-cu7vm
      @Nmdixon-cu7vm Před 4 lety +3

      going home haha I have no idea either. I saw the first in theaters and thought it was cool and then it started going into 007 action and I totally lost interest.

    • @theouerthi
      @theouerthi Před 4 lety +1

      @@Nmdixon-cu7vm yep the first ones even though they were a bit tacky and campy had a good vibe and appealed to car culture , it's probably responsible for so many people's love with cars , they lost their original core fan base when they switched . But it is making good money so it's really weird .

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 Před 4 lety +2

      Ohhhhh very vague explanation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 Před 4 lety

      @@theouerthi It was NEVER about care, outside Tokyo drift.
      The first movie was about an undercover cop in the racing scene to catch truck highjackers (aka Point Break with cars)
      The second movie was about the now ex-cop being forced to go undercover to bust a drug dealer and clean his record.
      The fourth movie was about the cop somehow now being an FBI agent, trying to catch a drug dealer who killed the girlfriend of the hijacker from first movie, so they team up and go undercover to catch the drug dealer.

  • @WOTI9999
    @WOTI9999 Před 4 lety +172

    I'd like to see a invisible man pitch meeting
    Edit: seeing a comment on some pun I came up with idea of him wearing green to match with the background.

  • @hidan125
    @hidan125 Před 4 lety +13

    "So does this count as terrorism or is that that's something different?"
    Almost spill my drink when he said that 🤣

  • @KingcoleIIV
    @KingcoleIIV Před 4 lety +7

    "Creatine ocean's eleven" lmao I'm dead 🤣😭

  • @wolfgang2477
    @wolfgang2477 Před 4 lety +60

    Well if studio exec guy thinks this one sounded insane, wait till he hears the next four

  • @blueman_films
    @blueman_films Před 4 lety +146

    You can’t call it “Furious Five” what do you think this is, Kung Fu Panda?

  • @infallibleblue
    @infallibleblue Před 4 lety +19

    Ryan George is keeping my mental health sane. Blessings upon you Ryan.

  • @mimah1015
    @mimah1015 Před 3 lety +4

    2:55 "It's just... it's fun and they're dead and we move on and it was a great time."
    🤣🤣🤣 Ok someone please get me more oxygen.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @carter_lovejoy
    @carter_lovejoy Před 4 lety +175

    Pitch Meeting for Top Gun and Jaws would be TIGHT!
    Also doing one for The Fanatic with John Travolta would be super easy, barely and inconvenience!

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop Před 4 lety +5

      Gotti!!!!!

    • @adeeltk
      @adeeltk Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @vwlssnvwls3262
      @vwlssnvwls3262 Před 4 lety +7

      Pitch Meeting for Jaws so Ryan has to wear a '70s afro would be TIGHT!!

    • @justsightseeing1
      @justsightseeing1 Před 4 lety +2

      The fanatic pitch meeting
      Producer guy : So you have a movie for me?
      Screenwriter guy : cant talk i have to poo

    • @ARC-wo4qr
      @ARC-wo4qr Před 4 lety +1

      And Inception

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R Před 4 lety +102

    “He has to be big enough to be threatening to Dom, like if Vin Diesel ate one of the mushrooms from Super Mario.”
    And now I’m imagining Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson as the Super Mario Bros.

    • @nicholaskinkaid
      @nicholaskinkaid Před 4 lety +6

      Rumor has it that initially the Maro bros were identical twins. But Luigi had eaten an 'altered' mushroom (created by Bowser to help himself with losing weight but accidentally left behind in 1 of the castles) that slimmed Luigi down but did not take his height away when he got hit.
      There was an 'origin story' comic that gives the entire story about it, but it's on the back of the *declaration of independence* so you're gonna have to get your hands on it if you want to see for yourself.

    • @Turbo-fz4gk
      @Turbo-fz4gk Před 4 lety

      Wtf, that's crazy

    • @Tomgd420
      @Tomgd420 Před 4 lety +1

      At least that'd let me forget they made a Mario Bros movie.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Před 3 lety +1

      I would actually love this. Except it would be impossible to film since the actors basically hate each other.

  • @BassPurge
    @BassPurge Před 3 lety +2

    "Darkness forever for that guy!* Bro I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @kingironside2381
    @kingironside2381 Před 3 lety +10

    “He opens up a business? Wouldn’t that be easy to track?”
    Lmaooo right 😂 he’d be on google maps, yelp, everywhere

  • @beccaxbee
    @beccaxbee Před 4 lety +93

    “she’s with child, and stuff”

  • @BTheBlindRef
    @BTheBlindRef Před 4 lety +26

    bringing back memories of the "nobody ever thinks of the families of the evil henchman" gag cut scene from Austin Powers.

  • @MarcoKlammer
    @MarcoKlammer Před 4 lety +12

    "Darkness forever for that guy, his family will have to mourn him!"

  • @ericdugal8818
    @ericdugal8818 Před 4 lety +5

    "Creatinine Ocean's Eleven" - lost it at that.

  • @gamestation130
    @gamestation130 Před 4 lety +117

    I’d love to see a Back To The Future pitch meeting !

  • @xellios
    @xellios Před 4 lety +10

    I'll be honest, when I first started watching these I thought the "Actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience." was starting to get old after a few of them and then I realized that I absolutely love it. Its my favorite part now.

  • @LeftRightSquare
    @LeftRightSquare Před 3 lety +21

    “Darkness forever for that guy. Kill that guy Dom.” Best line lmao.

  • @machinaeZER0
    @machinaeZER0 Před 4 lety +10

    "He's from the first movie!!" was said so earnestly that i snorted my drink, good job!

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 4 lety +45

    "we're not gonna spoil that in the title" Fast & Secretly Furious Five
    Also I'd love to see a Chicken Little pitch meeting

  • @alexielmarquay
    @alexielmarquay Před 4 lety +299

    "So does this count as terrorism or is that something different?"

    • @brentgilliam1209
      @brentgilliam1209 Před 4 lety +7

      This... so dead after hearing this sentence. 🤪🤪

    • @govindraghavan9493
      @govindraghavan9493 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Karifi
      @Karifi Před 4 lety +10

      When american do is never terrorism.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 Před 4 lety +9

      The answer to that is that it is something different. This is just a heist with collateral damage. A lot of collateral damage. The money is the goal, not causing fear for an ideology.

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth Před 4 lety +7

      @@Axterix13 Wait, I thought getting back at the bad guy was the ultimate goal. Stealing the money was just the method by which they got back at him.... 🤔 and stealing all his money WOULD make him fearful because he's now penniless and looks weak, so rival gangs would be emboldened to move in on his turf and depose him as king of Rio.........., so it IS terrorism!!! 😃

  • @chubbyninja842
    @chubbyninja842 Před 4 lety +6

    This was seriously the best pitch meeting you've done in years. So good.

  • @jonightwing901
    @jonightwing901 Před 3 lety +3

    2:38 😭😭😂😂😂

  • @commentsaremypulse5362
    @commentsaremypulse5362 Před 4 lety +23

    „You know, it‘s fun and they‘re dead and we move on and it was a great time !“
    „Ok, that‘s fair“ 😂😂

  • @lotus6953
    @lotus6953 Před 4 lety +10

    "He's from the first movie!" That line is now as necessary as the rest of the catchphrase!

  • @vikashkthakur
    @vikashkthakur Před rokem +8

    So in short, plot of Fast X is inspired by producer guy's concern about dying villains in this movie.

  • @playerpage
    @playerpage Před 4 lety +13

    "We can't stop and do a Deep Dive on every person Dom kills, you know. It's just fun and they're dead and we move on and it was a great time." :)

  • @KGisthename
    @KGisthename Před 4 lety +11

    He has a bunch of skits on his personal channel, incase some of you didn't know.

  • @samwitherington8202
    @samwitherington8202 Před 4 lety +67

    Producer: "Any plans for how to save the Fast and Furious franchise?"
    Scriptwriter: "No, I'm kinda struggling, it'll be impossible at this rate!"
    Producer:"Actually super easy barely an inconvenience"
    Scriptwriter: "Oh really?"
    Producer: "Yeah" *rings bell*
    Scriptwriter: "What the heck was that?"
    Producer: "The Rock alarm bell"
    Scriptwriter: "The what?"
    Producer: "Yeah, any time a franchise isn't making money we ring the Rock alarm bell and get the Rock in to be a main guy in the sequels"
    Scriptwriter: "I didn't know we had that"
    Producer: "All studios do. That's why he did Journey 2, the second GI Joe film, the Mummy 2, why he'll probably do something like Jumanji 2 and 3 and why he'll definitely be a main part of this franchise"
    Scriptwriter: "Ooh, convincing one of the most famous actors to do sequels is tight"
    Producer: "You said it brother"

    • @inalina9955
      @inalina9955 Před 4 lety +1

      This!

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Před 4 lety +2

      Only problem with that strategy is I refuse to watch anything with the Rock in it. He can't act! He just stands there smiling and being big. Cannot stand watching him.

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 Před 4 lety +1

      They actually tend to be more successful than his original, solo projects

    • @puneethvenkatrao332
      @puneethvenkatrao332 Před 4 lety +1

      @akshay satish not sure about potc but definitely transformers.

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im Před 4 lety +1

    "Creatine Oceans 11," hahaha, I'm dying! These never get old or boring; keep it up!

  • @archie_8632
    @archie_8632 Před 3 lety +12

    'But then she has to run to the bathroom to puke'
    ""Yeah, baby's are pretty gross"""
    'That's probably part of it's'
    That part killed me😂😂

  • @rafadesenhista
    @rafadesenhista Před 4 lety +6

    0:50 "I am completely satisfied with that explanation" lmao

  • @markusanderson5536
    @markusanderson5536 Před 4 lety +54

    Let's get some Muppets action up in this meeting. We got 9 movies of varying levels of silly and disturbing. Perfect for the whole family.

    • @phenel
      @phenel Před 4 lety

      Muppets suck

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 Před 4 lety

      Yaaaaaaassss!!!

    • @markusanderson5536
      @markusanderson5536 Před 4 lety

      @@phenel All the more reason for a pitch meeting.

    • @phenel
      @phenel Před 4 lety

      @@markusanderson5536 do we have to? I like it when he tears down stuff I like.

    • @markusanderson5536
      @markusanderson5536 Před 4 lety +1

      @@phenel Ah, but if that was always the case, we wouldn't have the Mario Bros movie pitch meeting. And that one was quite the gem.

  • @88888888888888888443
    @88888888888888888443 Před 4 lety +5

    "He's from the first movie" is an unofficial motto of Pitch Meetings

  • @1.5Hours
    @1.5Hours Před 4 lety +1

    Love your pitch meetings mate. They crack me up everytime.
    I'd love to see you do a P.M. for the Saw movies. & The X-Files, both show & movies.
    Keep up the great work.

  • @gursimarpanesar7740
    @gursimarpanesar7740 Před 4 lety +3

    1:03
    I can never get enough of Producer Guy's "[he/she/they/that] is from the first/other movie!" exclamation and the way he says it. XD

  • @GoldenUnlimited
    @GoldenUnlimited Před 4 lety +83

    *Hello person, scrolling through the comments, I hope you have a nice day! :)*

  • @rafifakio9467
    @rafifakio9467 Před 4 lety +6

    Can you do pitch meetings of the kingsman franchise🌂? I've not seen it for quite a while.....

  • @daddiodizzle8990
    @daddiodizzle8990 Před 3 lety +2

    Your format always delivers and never disappoints.
    Often highlighting things left unspoken.
    Thank you !

  • @justthinking650
    @justthinking650 Před 4 lety +18

    pls. do pirates of the caribbean pitch meeting next, either your gonna do them one by one or it's gonna be a franchise pitch meeting that would be tight

  • @jason420jv1
    @jason420jv1 Před 4 lety +16

    I just discovered this channel a few weeks ago and have been binge watching the pitch meetings. I just got done watching the entire marvel compilation and thankfully there are still pitch meetings I haven't seen...YET! Now I must end this long ass comment so I can watch this new pitch meeting, which is super easy not even an inconvenience.
    ✌️😎👍

    • @v4vndta911
      @v4vndta911 Před 4 lety +1

      Welcome to the club. Please, do spread it around.

    • @teloxy6579
      @teloxy6579 Před 4 lety

      And now you're never gonna be the same...

    • @alyberop1
      @alyberop1 Před 4 lety

      we have all been there

    • @gronkgrunk
      @gronkgrunk Před 4 lety

      Welcome to the Ryan-verse, buddy! 😁

    • @gronkgrunk
      @gronkgrunk Před 4 lety

      Me: I came for Ryan George.
      Producer Guy: Coming for Ryan George is TIGHT!

  • @mrghost541
    @mrghost541 Před 3 lety +1

    I was in tears when he went in on the guy Dominic kills 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @ItsIntelligentDesign
    @ItsIntelligentDesign Před 4 lety +1

    2:15 May be one of the best bits of comedy writing I’ve seen in a long time

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodmi2286

    Me: I'm afraid of screen rant pitch meetings
    Therapist: Oh really?!

    • @chrissawyer1484
      @chrissawyer1484 Před 4 lety +3

      Therapist:
      Wow, Wow, Wow...Wow.

    • @wadeb5042
      @wadeb5042 Před 4 lety +1

      Is overcoming that fear going to be hard to do?

    • @simplyhenrytube
      @simplyhenrytube Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂 omg, I'd love to see a series of movie producer guy just doing different types of jobs like this!

    • @Tomgd420
      @Tomgd420 Před 4 lety +1

      Henry Tieu
      Something tells me Ryan wants to stay as far away from therapists as possible.

  • @Jupiter_Claw
    @Jupiter_Claw Před 4 lety +51

    Michael Pickleseller sent me here
    .
    .
    "A sandwich with an extra large pickle"

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 Před 4 lety +1

      The adstronauts brother sent me
      Coincidences are tight

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin Před 4 lety +2

      "...a big, uh, pretty big pickle in them. It's not that big of a pickle but I wouldn't say it's a small pickle."

  • @joecross5335
    @joecross5335 Před 4 lety

    I love watching these for movies I haven't even seen. This is awesome.

  • @bryanf6638
    @bryanf6638 Před 10 měsíci +1

    2:34 I'm pretty sure the studio used this part as the actual pitch meeting for F10

  • @kinggordoproductions6203
    @kinggordoproductions6203 Před 4 lety +4

    0:12 I was excepting a Kung Fu Panda joke here...

  • @notme222
    @notme222 Před 4 lety +3

    The delivery on the title discussion was just perfect.

  • @Klm49
    @Klm49 Před 4 lety +2

    Ryan, oh Ryan, these pitch meetings make quarantine so much easier to tolerate! Whenever a day gets too stressful, I watch the Cats pitch meeting to see Ryan roll his shoulders and say jellicoe over and over again!!
    Between the crazy delivery and perfect description of these crazy movies, I can't stop laughing.

  • @MMIGOR
    @MMIGOR Před 4 lety +5

    2:29 I'll never watch action movies the same.

  • @ChampionOfHammerfell
    @ChampionOfHammerfell Před 4 lety +10

    Insert Brazil “safe chase” scene that was actually filmed in Puerto Rico here and.... done.

  • @kevinpatriquin822
    @kevinpatriquin822 Před 4 lety

    Another awesome video ! I love old school action movies as I'm sure most people do . I would really love to see your take on "Demolition Man" with Stallone or "Commando" with Schwarzenegger 🤙

  • @capewest9452
    @capewest9452 Před 4 lety +4

    I can't wait till Ryan covers Furious 7.
    Ryan: "And at the beginning we're reminded that Han died and it's revealed that Deckard Shaw was behind it"
    Other Ryan: "Oh no! I repressed that memory! Han was my favorite, why did you have to bring that up?!"
    Ryan: "I'm sorry, don't worry though, we'll bring Han back in the 9th movie just like we did with Letty"

  • @niclasthygekromand1195
    @niclasthygekromand1195 Před 4 lety +55

    The greatest showman pitch meeting would be great

  • @snukastyle
    @snukastyle Před 4 lety +7

    I'd love to see one for the A-Team movie.
    I need to know if flying tanks is tight or wow wow wow.

  • @andrewcurtis2337
    @andrewcurtis2337 Před 4 lety

    Wow wow wow! I haven’t seen any of these movies and yet still fun. Thanks!

  • @truebloodtheband
    @truebloodtheband Před 2 lety

    you rule. And I'm honored you used my pic for the title-card (I was photog on the movies)

  • @trentcorona1190
    @trentcorona1190 Před 4 lety +7

    6:47 Extra long wow's are tight

  • @adeeltk
    @adeeltk Před 4 lety +10

    The producer is the best boss ever.