So I was a dismantler in a junkyard. Every Saturday for 4 years that I worked there, a man used to come and sit with a twisted ball of metal that used to be the Porsche G T3. He bought his 16 year old son. The child had the car for less than 24 hours and it is his permanent resting place. He pays the junkyard. I'm not sure how much to keep the wreck. So he couldn't go and talk to it. This is the worst advice you could ever give to anyone.
All jokes aside they actually are really safe. I saw a video of a guy who used to deal in them saying he saw 2 different people hit a wall going over 100mph and both walked away with very minor injuries.
I asked my dad for one of these when I get my permit to drive. He got me one and said if I'm good and keep it in one piece until I get my license, he will get me a Huracan to go to my job.
I actually do believe that lambo doors are actually the superior way of opening doors. Albeit I would point out that lambo door conversions on normal cars are actually the best way of approaching it because they both open out slightly and then up. So if the car flips you can still get out. But also you can open your door up in tight parking spots. What do y’all think??
Yes every good first car(u realize the whole point of a first car is a car that will run and that’s reliable but not a devastation if it gets into a crash)
"it'll alert all the cops within a 5 mile radius" 💀💀
Bruh if i would find out that this exists im turning that off
And were not millions
Omg thx you my mom said she will get it for me
💀💀💀
Y’all actually dumb ash if u believe this
“And it will keep your kids out of trouble”
Me and the bois on our way to recreate scenes from Fast&Furious
Underrated comment😂😂
Memer ass humor 👎🏽
@yeaaohh-ftms the fuck is your problem like actually
Bro the kids will probably be going 200mph in like 2 seconds on the highways
💀
bro just called us poor in 34 different ways 💀
That’s to real
very true
Why 34 🤨
@@Theotimus i counted
@@Theotimus idk js a random number
Instructions unclear: i showed this video to my dad and now im disowned
Nice
Very affordable too
Hi Elon Musk
@@hosum501bro is Elon musk's 6th cousin😂
yeah, cause we all got a couple grand that fell between the couch cushions! 😂
@@lbb-ridge482more like 300k
It only the very low cost of $3,000,000
Forest auto reviews in an alternative universe:
LMAO
forrest is just better
Forest but white
Forest but whitexican lmao
Wanna be forest dude
"mom, dad, look; this is why you should buy me a Lamborghini Aventador"
Mums slipper being thrown straight at your head
I need those parents to whom I can even just ask for lambo
I think he forgot how much it costs😅
It’s a joke
@@Similarocelot818and i bet mini_aiden was joking aswell 😂
250k 2014 lp700
@@namename1its an S so its around 280-300k
We reminded him and how will a fold up door stop kids slamming it like slam it up and say bye to the door
It costs more than my both kidneys
Edit: Guys this is a joke and nothing to take seriously like you are in the replies
You have kidney cancer or smthn?😂
A normal kidney costs around 250-300 thousand dollars
@@LordDakshnah he just got extra small kidneys
@@LordDakshwhy do you know that
@@LordDakshnah one kidney is like 150thousand
@@LordDaksh kidneys do not sell for that much lol
Let’s just ignore the 500k price tag
That one snitch in class:
So I was a dismantler in a junkyard. Every Saturday for 4 years that I worked there, a man used to come and sit with a twisted ball of metal that used to be the Porsche G T3. He bought his 16 year old son. The child had the car for less than 24 hours and it is his permanent resting place. He pays the junkyard. I'm not sure how much to keep the wreck. So he couldn't go and talk to it. This is the worst advice you could ever give to anyone.
what do you mean worst advice?
@ShadowConcierge ohhhh
so he “could” or “couldn’t”?
A fast car at that age is defenetly not goin to end up well
I hope u do realise that he prolly made this video as a joke
showed this to my parents, getting an svj next week (real)
Can i get a ride?
ik riyal 🌝
@@janganmenghinaiatidaksunna57 yuh
Ok
Riyal
Now tell them the price 😭😭
Oh dang man, thank you for this absolute great short. I showed this to my parents and they’re buying me the lambo! All thank to you man🙏🙏
All of these best first car videos are at unachievable price margins
unachievable to you only that is
@@user_7234nahh not just him but 90% of people
Isn't this satire?
@@chirasmitbehera1957 Satire video, satire comment
@@user_7234 Bro sit down, you’re like 13 💀
Bro it WORKED TYSMM!! THEY GOT ME THE NEXT BEST THING a bicycle
If only most people can even afford a Lamborghini 😢
Bro really said. “It will keep your kids from bumping the car next to you” in a Lamborghini with two seats 💀
“If the check engine light comes on”
If. But when it does 💀 your bank account is about to be sent to
The backrooms
Just my dream car 🙂❤
The infinite loop on this short is wiiiiiiild - well done 💪🏻
My parents who can barely afford food:👁️👄👁️
“Alright sonny, y’a got me. How much is it?”
“Both your kidneys”
more than that.. even if u put your liver + your kidneys..you still wouldn't be able to buy it
You can sell your soul for a Bugatti Chiron.
@@jayesh1891nah a kidney can be sold for $300,000 or more which is almost enough
@@GOLDEN.JET.not worth it
step 1 get a lamborghini aventador
nah step one is sell your both kidneys
@@visibletoallusersonytstep 2 sell one of your balls, coz each one costs a million dollars
@@visibletoallusersonytstep 2:sell one of your b@lls coz each one of 'em costs a million
@@jayesh1891 step 3: have OF as your job
Bro tried to make no cup holders sound like a good thing😅
"ok well how much is it?"
"500 thou-"
"500 THOUSAND? NO WAY UR GETTING UR DADS OLD HONDA"
You’re right bro. I convinced my parents to get me one after I showed them this. Thanks 🙏
Youre broke
Dude said Starbucks 🤡
What exactly is your point here
It’s a Joke you clown, how ironic.
Yea he did
Wtf does this even mean
All jokes aside they actually are really safe.
I saw a video of a guy who used to deal in them saying he saw 2 different people hit a wall going over 100mph and both walked away with very minor injuries.
it is also built to withstand crashes of excessive speed, so is therefore the safest
I showed my parents this video and they agreed to buy me one all thanks to you 😊
Aight time to go ask my mom, wish me luck.
Edit: Yes I liked my own comment 🗿
As they always say, a sharp knive is a safe knive.
Same with cars.
Bro is really trying to help us buy our first car by convincing them to
Imagine someone showed this to there parents and actually get the car 😂
Let me run out to the dealer right now 😂😂😂
Sending this to my parents rn
The insurance on the thing man 💀💀💀
I heard that those cars are aweful in deep snow, it just seems like it's built to be an asphalt princess.
Very little brake dust? Wow, thats definitely solving an issue that existed
Everything checks out just need the money
My parents won't even buy me a honda💀💀💀
bro if i asked my parents to buy me a car they would be like you should work for it and buy it urself
: It has a wing door so you don't have to worry about your kids hitting another car's door's, meanwhile the car is only 2 seated.
Me and my friends be like HIT DA REV LIMITER
“It’s got very few distractions” 😭😭
And here I am looking at thing I can't afford at 3 am with my exam the next day
Put an 88mph speed warning, would get parents wondering when I go that fast
It has some insane insurance like crazy high amounts of money 💀💀💀
Bro, thinking about this car like it ain’t 300k
I know a guy that got one when he turned 16. He actually is alive today 5 years later!
Until it crumbles like a cookie when another car hits it or it runs into something
My dad being a car enthusiast🗿
Bank"so why do you need over half a million?"
“If a check engine light comes on, your wallet will commit die”
The budget 💀☠️
All fun and games till the insurance bill comes in 💀
if only if only i can afford the price
Cup holders are necessary. I don't want my kid to be dehydrated.
“I’m going to show your parents how this Yugo is the best first car”
Brooo that car looks straight up like my pc
No cup holders don't stop me
Requirements are as followed:
1. Be rich
2. Be rich
infotainment system looks like its from 2011🤦🏾♂️
Missing childhood dream car
Bro called us poor in 3756 languages
This car can buy my house and all the houses next to it and you're gonna convince my parents to buy it 💀
He didn't dare to talk about the price💀
And this is why a Beverly Hills mansion next to the rocks house is a great starter home
I asked my dad for one of these when I get my permit to drive. He got me one and said if I'm good and keep it in one piece until I get my license, he will get me a Huracan to go to my job.
Parents - the best we could give you is anxiety
I went to high school with a Romanian dude who got a brand new Lamborghini Murcielago for 16th birthday.
If a car works fine its good enough.
Sent this to my dad, his response was:
“Keep dreaming”
Extremely affordable also pocket change actually!
Bro called us poor in 10 ways
I actually do believe that lambo doors are actually the superior way of opening doors. Albeit I would point out that lambo door conversions on normal cars are actually the best way of approaching it because they both open out slightly and then up. So if the car flips you can still get out. But also you can open your door up in tight parking spots. What do y’all think??
Im showing this to my parents rn💀
Imagine if it was an SV that would make it super reliable
Bro did every rich kid a favor 💀💀💀
my first car is a lamborghini aventador svj roadster. it is awesome
No cupholders is a dealbreaker
Bruh the only person who's gonna need this is Jeff bezos' kid
Bro just ignored that $815,000 price tag and called the car practical
Yes every good first car(u realize the whole point of a first car is a car that will run and that’s reliable but not a devastation if it gets into a crash)
finally . exactly what I was waiting for them to do .
going to buy it right now. thanx man
If my parents got me a fucking lambo as a first car, you dont wanna know how quickly i would wrap it around a tree
“My Lamborghini is actually very practical”
Very affordable too👍
After school recommendations be like
I love the white colour version of this car.
My parents got it for me after I showed them this video, thanks
These are very economical to drive because of the aerodynamics
Bro didn’t get to the part most parents are worried about: safety💀
Fun fact
Svj in italian stands for “Safety Features”
Which is why the lamborghini adventador SVJ is the best first car ever
It’s the 2005 Audi A4 infotainment for me 😭
Son:Dad do we have millions in our bank
Dad:U are Adopted
How to break your parents pockets