The run-down kitchen, the molten hot black grease, the cruedly cut potato wedges, and to top it all off he started a legitimate grease fire. This is just beautiful.
That wasn't oil. That was a cauldron conjuration of pure evil essence and a manifestation of death. The entire complex was lucky that our dark lord chose to tame this beast.
He just needs to refresh the oil. The temperature was not that much of a problem but you need to fry them twice ,the first(170*) time you have to let them rest for 10 minutes and then fry them again @ 190* to get those nice and cripy fries. Eseppiallywith fress fries that are just cut. And they wre not fries,they were big chunks of potatoes,than you for sure need too frie them twice. lol.
I've seen this so many times and I know how it ends but it still gives me anxiety every time. That day was very close to being a very bad day, and not just for the Cobes.
@@pantheragilt392 must've watched this dozens of times and it still kills me. The bubbling oil that looks like petroleum, the nonchalant way he yells at the fire to stop, the sound of the potatoes getting vaporized as they get dropped into the cauldron of bubbling death. Just golden.
This is how I introduce people to cobes but I never realized there was an isolated clip of just the spud catastrophe, that's most definitely what's up.
nah man the safest way to fry some taters is put a nice low quality oil into a filthy pan, bring it up to a nice roaring boil, then chunk the spuds all in at once and crowd the pan as much as possible
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yeah bro
Sorry many
Did you have a stroke at your keyboard bud? RIP you
that was the water from the potato instantly vaporizing, from the excessively hot oil. this is why "they" don't cook.
Methamphetamine. Not even once
The warlock's bubbling cauldron spewed forth its black ichor as he sang his curses into the night.
LMAO
Man, that sexy goth bad boy sure can cook.
TWU
Quite the bard..
for he knew of the warlord’s coming
Yelling at a fire to stop usual works, that fire is an obvious troll.
Freddie Hubbard There are no rules when you can control a thunderstorm like our lord.
Definitely shouldve used his magic instead
That fire just got banned from his channel.
for sure...he needs to ban that fire
Remember blowing on a grease fire gently is the best method of dealing with it, honestly surprised he's not stupid enough to throw water on it lol
All that oil and all those fries, and he just commands the fire to stop... And it does.
*He's a wizard. I know it.*
Omg lollll. I've just discovered this guy, found him from a video where he shows off his rockabilly hairdo.
I mean seriously tho, why not? Maybe he is a wizard 👀
Anybody notice how black that vegetable oil was? Definitely wasn't a healthy color.
@Old Blue Witch you spelt Gothic bad boy of age wizard wrong.
he was about to say stop i’m autistic
Man. Anybody in an apartment building is just one idiot with a pot of black oil away from losing everything.
I have this thought way too often
Well not anymore
it could literally happen to anyone. TWU
I wish I didn't read this comment. Goddamnit man.
i was a renters insurance ad including the dark lord conjuring avocado frts
The run-down kitchen, the molten hot black grease, the cruedly cut potato wedges, and to top it all off he started a legitimate grease fire. This is just beautiful.
Clint sure could use a few pointers from his son on how to capture real art.
TWU
Real beautiful , If your not a old person living in that appt when it catches flame at least
Crudely
"The molten hot black grease" like omg... I've never seen anything like it.
The sound of potatoes getting immediately vaporized as soon as they touch the oil kills me every time
It's really satisfying.
dude the comedic timing on me reading this comment at the exact moment that it happened in the video sent me to tears
Sounds like the Ray gun from COD a tiny bit
Sounded like a sword off the anvil getting quenched
Peew peew
Almost causes the entire building to burn...
"I need salt"
😂😂😂
Salt stops grease fires
@@dovesofwar14 No, Baking Soda
Ideally you want to suffocate the flame with something non flammable
@@91okie27 Salt will also work.
Good thing he cast the "stop" spell on that fire before it got out of hand
Stopga
"Eh, fuck it." famous last words
The sound of those first few frys dropping into the 900° oil was hilarious, 10/10
Lmfaooo it sounds like the noises he makes when he starts flexing😂
CHOOOM chooom Chwooom
foley producers could never
I've never heard that sound before in my life omg.
It sounded like one of those "red hot molten ball vs whatever" videos
This should be used to sell renters insurance.
“ It’s 2 AM do you know where your Boglim is?”
Pea Barnes
Lol!
It's what happens when you feed a boglim after midnight. Rule number 1, dont feed your boglim after midnight, everyone knows that.
That wasn't oil. That was a cauldron conjuration of pure evil essence and a manifestation of death.
The entire complex was lucky that our dark lord chose to tame this beast.
"Stop!"
Im literally crying
Love the taste of taters fried in motor oil
Shits dark af
*Slingblade voice* Mmhm
That cauldron of pure Vantablack never fails to make me chuckle.
fukin vantablack bro, darkest of dark
Brimstone even
the sound of the fries going in sounds like an explosion in a 8bit Atari game lmao
It sounds like the fries are getting vaporized im in tears 😭😭😭
ZAP
I heard that too I was like well those are cooked.
That oil is hotttt
they were
I had to scroll back to see what you meant and now I'm in tears 😂🤣
Those things vaporized into another dimension!!!!!
no wonder his neighbors complain about the smells coming out his place. always burning food or starting grease fires
West Texas lol
Imagine living in that apartment complex with his flammable food disaster experiments which are you usually done when he's wasted
they complained too much
rip cobracrib
Don’t forget wand spray paint
I once lived in a complex in Casper and had to move out due to the smell lingering in the apartment below me. I’m now convinced Cobes was the culprit.
Really?
Son of a bitch, you have the reason, now troll him like he's never been before
What did it smell like?
Real? Tell us your story
It smelt of unwashed carpet, pit sweat, sperm, weed and paint
I'm terrified of living in an apartment complex with a person this dumb. All it takes is once and you lose everything.
Renters insurance doodt would never rent without ot
Renters don't have anything to begin with.
"I need salt!"
He says it like that's priority and not the flames.
Too funny
Lol i think he said that because salt puts out fires
I studied fire science and I’m not too sure I ever came across that. I have heard of baking soda. And to try and smother with a dish rag.
I love his logic, He Used the potato slice that fell on the floor but not the ones on the stove top.
The sound of the fries falling in gets me every time. The idea is to cook them, not vaporize them. Lol
He just needs to refresh the oil. The temperature was not that much of a problem but you need to fry them twice ,the first(170*) time you have to let them rest for 10 minutes and then fry them again @ 190* to get those nice and cripy fries. Eseppiallywith fress fries that are just cut. And they wre not fries,they were big chunks of potatoes,than you for sure need too frie them twice. lol.
The oil looks like tar. Just boiling swamp sludge on the bottom of the pot. That is shocking and disgusting
I've seen this so many times and I know how it ends but it still gives me anxiety every time. That day was very close to being a very bad day, and not just for the Cobes.
I legit almost closed the video when it started flaming
He has had an extraordinary amount of times where he has come within an inch of tragedy
The grease goblin should have used one of his fire extinguisher wands to put that blaze out.
that "goddamnit" was perfect.
Is he cooking lava?
Fancy seeing you here, i remember you from dsp twitch chat
@@gavinw197 What no way! You've a great memory. Nice to bump into a fellow detractor out in the wild.
I'm just happy he's smart enough to not dump water on it. Love ya josh
Don’t give him any ideas!!
He probably didn't have any on hand.
Water? You mean the stuff that Cobes totally likes to drink?
i was sitting here just waiting for him to dump water on it and burn his apartment down
Wendy's taught him a literal life skill
He’s treating the fire like I treat a bug invading my personal space.
Underrated comment
*yells at fire* "stop I'm autistic"😂
At first it looks like josh is making a potion, coupled with the little phew phew sounds the taters make.
With a large breath from the mighty wizard, the flames surrendered themselves to him, calling him master and extinguishing themselves
I've been to Walmart within the last 2 years, and I saw a deep fryer there for $20.
Do you know how much Rolling Rock and rolling tobacco $20 can buy a sexy goth bad boy?
@@kingcobrajfsofficial not everyone has their priorities straight like cobes does.
You don’t need a dedicated deep fryer. Just don’t dump an entire batch of potato’s in 1k degree oil at once.
@@denniswazowski3597 toss them in one by one
Dude started trying to reason with the grease fire. “Damn it! Stop!” Lol
oil might have been a bit too hot
The way he always presents his dishes like he's Julia Childs and knows what he's doing. Its like watching a toddler pretend to be a grown up.
can't stop laughing at the bubbling black ooze
everything he does is a disaster
Nathan Wind lol
I'm surprised he seemed to know that he shouldn't throw water on it... I fully expected him to burn everything down.
Continue to blow air on to a grease fire...that always works 🤣😂🤣😂
Well apparently it did lmao
The "aww fuck it" and the lid are what could've burned that whole building down.
When he put that lid on he almost created an oil bomb! How that did not combust and torch him and the entire complex is a small miracle.
I showed this to my Grandma and she was mortified
I wonder if the landlord saw this
I bet they watch all his videos and probably have their insurance provider on speed dial to make sure they are covered lol
if I ever set my kitchen on fire i'll just yell STOP. thanks tubes.
"I need salt" after nearly burning his house down
god forbid he puts the camera down to save his house from burning down
Why isnt this man working for the fire department? He tells fire to stop, and it stops.
I love how he just tells the fire to stop
Legend has it this fire did 9000 dollars worth of damage to this apartment
I don't understand it but I cannot stop laughing at this.
Same. Especially when he told it to stop 😂
Still laughing.
@@pantheragilt392 must've watched this dozens of times and it still kills me. The bubbling oil that looks like petroleum, the nonchalant way he yells at the fire to stop, the sound of the potatoes getting vaporized as they get dropped into the cauldron of bubbling death. Just golden.
This is how I introduce people to cobes but I never realized there was an isolated clip of just the spud catastrophe, that's most definitely what's up.
I about dropped my phone when he dropped that first fry.
I genuinely flinched when he just started to drop the potatoes in that pot full of blackened grease
1. Covers pot while frying
2. Thinks salt can help
3. Blows on fire, fire trolls him
1:17 i just love how he asked the fire to "stop"
He really thought you're supposed to boil oil like you boil water before cooking pasta.
I will never not cringe at that swirling, roiling vat of black oil.
Are you talking about Josh or the pot?...😂😂😂😂
It's been 6 years and things have only gotten worse
Love how he says stop like that's gonna magically make it go away lol
Doesn't even put his phone down to take care of it
After Cobes almost puts his whole apartment complex at risk: "Fuck my life CZcams...I need salt"
Im not a chef but im like 99% sure if the oil is boiling like that its too hot lol.
I'm pretty sure the oil isn't supposed to be black.
It's crude oil
Cooking oil that is clean should not smoke, boil or be black.
nah man the safest way to fry some taters is put a nice low quality oil into a filthy pan, bring it up to a nice roaring boil, then chunk the spuds all in at once and crowd the pan as much as possible
It's should be at 350 or so pretty much constantly. His oil was in the neighborhood of 500 or more seeing how it churned and how loud each pop was.
When I saw the kettle... I was just praying he wasn't going to pour water on it.
Holy shit the second he showed the oil at FULL BOIL, I was expecting a lot more flames
I feel like "Chariots of Fire" would be a fitting song for this vid.
"ahh fuck it" - famous last words
Nothing good ever comes after “Ah Fuvk It”
lmao that oil is freshly squeezed from a dinosaur yeah buddy
Bro that oil is so dirty . That's like motor oil
it looks like the motor oil pit in sin city
Crude oil
Star War blaster effects when the fries hit the oil
If your grease catches fire like that you can just throw water on it, it'll be fine :^)
No... no, it won't..
Twu
TWU oil and water mix like Cobes and Fiery fish pizza!
Black grease fries. TWU.
This is the American version of Kay’s Cooking
lol this is right around the time I started watching Cobes. It has been a wild ride filled with many sagas and incidents
Be cool about fire safety!
I love how he sees that it's clearly too much, then continues to pour the entire pot of potatoes in anyways
"I would dump these all in, but I don't want the grease to splatter."
14 seconds later
"Eh, fuck it."
19 seconds later
"GODDAMITIT!"
"I would just drop these in here but I don't want the grease to splatter"
Proceeds to drop them in one by one and splatter the grease
"Staahp." Is that a wizard spell of cooling? I can't remember which words to use to put out a fire.
"I would just dump these in here but I don't want the grease to splatter" *pops them in there without giving a single shit*
Why is he dumping the spuds to the pits of hell?
Clearly Cobers trolls somehow started the fire in a pathetic attempt to make him look stupid
STOP!
Could be an instruction video for a fire department.
Jesus. Most people don’t get their cooking oil from the automotive aisle.
JFC, he knows not to deep fry with crude oil right?
This man never passed Snape's potion class
He successfully brewed liquid death
Is he blowing on a grease fire? 😳
Imagine if he tried throwing water on it? That would have been a 5 alarm disaster.
French fries. 5W-20 style
This video never fails to make me die laughing
the sound of those things being vapourised is just wonderful
The way he limp wristedly says "stooppp"
I love how it just immediately starts a fire
Samuel l Jackson trying one of those burnt Fry's like "this some highly regarded sh*t youtoobz"
Bro's making a witches brew.
StOp
Of course he is using the actual pit of hell to cook his shit. Goddamn black wizard
I can’t believe this guy can’t even make fries
Atleast he didn't use water. Gotta give him props for that.