The Slow Decay of a Boglim
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
- Joshua Fay Saunders better known as King Cobra JFS or gothickingcobra52 is a youtuber whos life has been live streamed for over a decade. in this True story Documentary about a lol cow we will look at the ups the downs and the slow decay into what he has become in the present day.
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corrections
- josh didn't want warlord to call him master, it was warlord who wanted to call him master.
- both of the wands were warlords with josh breaking one but unable to break the other.
if you know of anything that is incorrect let me know :)
If you are a fan of Warhammer, you would've been pissed hearing Warlord butcher multiple quotes. Soooo yeah
You did good mate.
9:50 Josh is neither a wizard or warlock. He's "... something much more powerful."
BUT… did warlord break Josh off with some of that warlord bussy, only for Josh to remain flaccid, angering warlord and forever altering the sanctity of their brotherhood?
@@colletti914Magik is rele oh so rele.
america is brimming with people like josh and his friends. if you grew up in a small town in the us, you knew people that filled all these archetypes
graduated HS in 2007, I knew* so many people like this
why does 70% of America look like people like him? I live in Europe and it's hard to find people looking even remotely close
@@lukaszrajzer-xk4ydbad water, injun curses
@@lukaszrajzer-xk4ydcorn syrup
@@lukaszrajzer-xk4ydlow quality genetics.
Cobra is alright, sure he's a drunk, but he doesn't touch little girls or boys, and he is only a danger to himself.
fuck sickos
by internet standards he's essentially a classic hero
The sicko can't get close enough to a school or playground.
hmmmmmm im not convinced for the future. if a grown adult has to run through this list to check off on whether she meets the criteria (which imho is a YUUUUGE red flag)
1. Alive
2. 18+
3. cis gende
4. not related
i swear there's one more perhaps "consent". idk lol he always be adding one or forgetting.
what adult man needs to tell himself this day after day, year after year. A sicko. Ergo, my belief that all is not well in that peanut head and we shall see. i honestly think alcohol and drugs will do him in first. thats a smooth brain
He just stalks of age women instead
Josh is probably my favorite lolcow. Hes not a pedo, he hates sickos and is ultimately harmless.
He is harmless to everyone BUT himself. With the concoctions he comes up with in regards to both his cooking AND now his *cough* mead making *cough*……..
Cobes is entirely a danger to himself, he fried his brain with dangerous designer zaza and his liver with alcohol poisoning. He's slowly deteriorating from the inside out and arguably a lot of his problems were caused by himself
@@chickenlittle5095 unfortunately I'm convinced this is true, he is completely harmless to everyone but himself
@@chickenlittle5095 Dude, not gonna lie, some of the horror shows he comes up with in the kitchen looks amazing.
He’s not harmless he’s been stalking that one chick whose parents he keeps hanging out with
Whether you want to admit it or not, guys like Josh are why CZcams was originally created in the first place.
True, but very few still remember the old days, creators were actually uploading with raw creative emotion & without self censoring. Now its an amalgamation of PG-friendly mental fastfood experience of clickbait, copy&paste twitch streamer RGB backgrounds, stupid "did you know?"-titles, a flood of non-content like youtuber-drama, "reactionists" watching something saying "oh wow" from time to time and a bunch of loud ass chinese mobile game adds every few minutes. It is much harder to find original creative stuff, especially something that has not been done before.
@@DerDrecksack87 Preach, brother! 💯
Low key I wish all channels were like joshs, he just uploads whatever whenever and there is magic in that unhinged process lol.
It wasn't created to make fun of and harass people like Josh though
@@L_Train yes it was made for that too, only difference being that people back then had much thicker skin and didnt categorize a video making fun of a public person as "harassment"...there was the option of just logging out or shrug it off as long as it does not transfer into irl and you get clocked in the street or get dogshit stuffen into ur mailbox every week for some video, but i guess zoomers are so molten together with their online presence that they interpret every criticism online as a direct attack on them irl and going offline is no option apparently...
I befriended a dude at my first job (2005) the was exactly this dude. He had similar oddball friends. They invited me over for D&D night (only time I've ever played). And honestly even though I was so far removed from my normal circle of friends...i actually had alot of fun and it's a great memory. Most store brand soda i ever consumed. Last time I saw him he was gathering carts for walmart. I hope he is well
I wish I knew guys like this. How fascinating.
" the most store brand soda I ever consumed" 🤣🤣
your comment made my night
Getting invited to a D&D game by a coworker is a true honor. Not even being sarcastic.
I too dont know why youre not swimming in pussy bro. Ill be buying my magic wand from you
Yeah, the thing is, Josh isn't like that at all. Josh has no brain capacity to even have hobbies. He's got a surface level of knowledge about just any topic he claims to be interested in. When asked to name 10 Ozzy Osbourne songs - the man whose name he literally tattooed onto himself - 2 or 3 of them were live cover songs, and the rest were just his most well songs.
The guy you're on about sounds like an actual, loveable nerd. Josh isn't a nerd. Even Chris Chan has his passions for crying out loud 😂. Cobes is just a walking air bag.
Gotta hand it to him. He eats nothing but garbage food on a daily basis and somehow he isn't morbidly obese
Give it a minute. Metabolisms do slow down and shit does add up. Watch this space
@@MrBobchat he is almost 40. If his metabolism was gonna slow down, it would have happened 10 years ago😂. This guy is a medical marvel
@@HelloYersoGae Nal is 39 he is about 6 years younger. he's 32/33. Anyway the same forces of nature that might have given him a super metabolism also gave the poor bastard that face on that weird shaped head with that lank, dank hair. Not to mention a brain made out of oatmeal.
So he's not exactly lucky.
I'm definitely a few pounds over ideal but I would not swap it for a Boglim head, EVEN if it meant having a big cock as well. No way, I'd rather be pretty
@@HelloYersoGaehe's 33! That's still closer to 30 than it is 40. Lmfao.
Alcohol prevents people from eating and properly digesting food. Nicotine is also an appetite suppressant. If anything he will get diabetes before he gains much weight. Alcohol has a ton of converted sugars.
You cannot convince me that the picture of his mom at the beginning is not just him in a wig
People do tend to look like their parents
i thought the same shit
Lol
.... That IS him in a wig
His father actually hooked up with her.
As a mentally unstable edgelord myself, who did however turn out normal eventually, this feels like the void staring back at me. Like an alternate reality where I never learned to contain my impulses.
How honest of you to say so haha , wish you all the best brother sincerely
But TJ Kirk .. (TheAmazingAtheist) could never escape his edge. rofl
@@coffeepot3123 Idk. guy turnt from antifeminist to trans ally.
same man, same. its like watching a twilight zone episode sometimes
@@ThePandaAgendadid he really?
This is a truly sad story. He’s a human being who’s clearly in pain who seems to be dying slowly in real time in front of a decent size audience, half of whom seem to relish in his pain. My heart goes out to him….
I'm with you. Sad how many people get their rocks off making a fool of this guy.
He's just a typical alcoholic. They destroy themselves over time and there's absolutely nothing you, I, or anybody else can do about it. They have to choose to help themselves and want to get sober. Cobes will never want to be sober and he's dug the hole he's in for years, and now doesn't see a way out.
Is it sad? I guess, but it's just another normal outcome of someone who drinks alcohol. It's a horrific and miserable drug that we as a society never should have let be so socially and culturally acceptable to consume. That's what's sad. We should all look at cobra like some junkie methhead, but we don't because it's alcohol.
Anyways, yes I do feel bad/sad for Josh, I hope he climbs out of his sh1t hole he's created, gets sober and lives a happy life. The odds are not high for that though.
@@MiddleAgedPlumberhe’s plenty young still, he’ll be fine lol
He binge drinks, he’s not a functioning alcoholic. I believe he’ll eventually be fine, I’ve known tons of people that binge drank in their 20s that have successful careers and families today and rarely if ever drink to excess today. The cobra will likely be the same way.
I feel the same way. I think he's entertaining and funny on his own, and I wish people would stop interfering and just sit back and watch instead. I do wish his dad would do something or talk to him about his drinking and stuff because the boy is slowly killing himself. You can tell how depressed he's gotten over the years too because he's so different than what he used to be. Josh can be an asshole too, and his autism doesn't excuse him from that, but otherwise I wish people wouldn't bother him as much and just watch.
My thing is more drugs and gambling than alcohol. Alcohol worked for me early on. Alcohol/psych drugs are worse because they take longer to wreck you and socially acceptable, and are more addicting when the stuff you get from a dealer ruin your pretty fast, and get you into drug debt. The same goes for food.
As Lolcows go, Joshy is the one I actually feel for. The guy did the best he could with the very poor hand of cards he was dealt. I wouldn't want to be stuck with him in an elevator for a weekend, or anything, but I will always wish him well. This was a remarkably respectful treatment, for which I thank you.
yeah, compared to the other lolcows i've seen, he is pretty tame and mostly self destructive. hope he keeps well.
I used to, but honestly he's become so full of himself that I just can't watch him anymore.
Doing the beat he can everyday. Keep on rocking on Josh! Be your badass self!
🤢
Idk man, with the way he treated Puff is pretty fucked. that poor bearded dragon was having seizures and is probably dead by now
He is an animal abuser and no one should feel anything but disgust for him.
Him cooking the French fries and almost burning down the place never gets old, I laugh every time. Him eating bugs is a good one too.
More amazingly the most brilliant French fry reheated incident with Josh was his first time trying to make them. He cut up potato’s and started boiling them in water for hours. He thought they’d turn golden and crispy eventually.
He made liquid mash potatoes. Boob brain is lovably incompetent.
@nikolasdemoulin8093 I haven't seen that one I'll check it out ty.
His ramen noodles was triggering
DOWN WITH THE SICKOS!!!
5am and here i am cackling at that. what comes after with the super drink with the Hunterrrrzz sasauuge in it. He eventually drinks it and since he put the sausage in the drink it bumps him in the nose. top tier comedy.
the fish/dairy interaction was so unnecessarily funny
it is astonishing and delightful to me that an argument THAT STUPID was caught on camera
Boys...it's called soap..TACTICAL...soap...
@@gormlesspissant5872 As much as it's laughed at, mainly because it's hilarious, it is also interesting to watch people that are genuinely being themselves at all times, with no limits on that. You're seeing someone genuinely living life, whether it's disgusting, or funny or really sad sometimes, it's fascinating.
@@mrfooledyaa5430 there's something based about that. even though i'm moderately morbidly obsessed with lolcows, i wouldn't say i "like" any of them. cobes is an exception. i'd enjoy getting a beer or 500 with the guy. like yeah we'd both end up in jail but we'd have a STORY
Props to the dad. For learning his boy was getting picked on. And delt with it by boarding the bus and explaining his condition.... sounds like a smart man.
"An attack on my son is an attack on my family and by extension me"
Yeah, because we all know kids stop making fun of kids once parents get involved.
@@CeceJianniall depends on the parent tbh if they feel like he’d crash out they’ll stop if they think he’s a joke it’ll get worse. bet if mike tyson or any gang member did it they’d stop unless those kids don’t want parents 😂
@@CeceJianni Yeah because we all know every situation is exactly the same with the same outcomes... oh wait. No it's not. Just because stopping bullying isn't Always as easy as parents just explaining things to kids, doesn't mean it Never works either. It does. A lot of kids are just too stupid to think it through and once someone explains to them why they shouldnt do something they get it and stop. Not uncommon at all.
I'm sure it worked. It had to. The guy sounds like a Mensa member.
you ability to highlight his story with out taking low blows at his expense was extremely appreciated. good job on the video.
It makes it so much fucking funnier
i was extremely high when i watched him repeat "large stuffed crust pizza" for 5 minutes. I was in hysterics.
extra cheese
Smeared in garlic butter
I zoned out at this point and I was wondering why I kept hearing the same thing over and over again and I thought my mind was in a loop lol
I wasn't high but around minute 3 I wondered if I might be and just forgot
That's what I'd order, if I order a pizza from papa Jon...
Yes I was also stoned off my ass, I think he wizard mind ticked us...
I love how the dude on the couch has the 1000 yard stare with army fatigues, all the while Lord Cobes was reading all of the comments about him being a freeloading, draft dodging hippie.
I honestly can't tell if some parts were intentional or not. The look on that guys face while getting torn apart could be him trying to keep it together because he's in on the joke or a completely genuine awkward moment. I don't care because it's hilarious either way
I would also get a 1000 yard stare if I read that
@@Wuschi2001i would get that stare from crashing in jorfs studio apartment.
@@natelax1367 Guy was high as a kite. That was going on.
Just got to that moment as I read this
The comments were hilarious
"Why the fuck would you think fish is a dairy product? Does it come out of a cow?"
"It has protein like milk, milk's a dairy product"
That threw me off guard
dude seemed to always be a bit strange, but you can't deny he had soul. sad to see him just become a husk of a human
Correction: Josh doesn't "make a living" from youtube and wands, he has disability (welfare) and is living in subsidized housing. Got to the point where Clint started taking his payments and feeding them out to Josh so he wouldn't spend it all on liqour and grody food combos as well.
Grody 😂 haven't heard that word in ages. Definitely a perfect word choice!
Oh god his "Food Hacks" 🤮🤮🤮
I’d still rather pay for Josh’s grody foods (that, by him buying them, supplements the grody-food-business which makes billionaires rich) than pay for billionaire tax breaks 🤷🏼♀️
@@DrexSuxwhy pay for either ??
@@Lunchladydoyle one provides food, necessary to live, one lets billionaires continue to not have to make any cuts to their own frivolous, luxury expenses, and would save way more cash
The dwarven gentleman donating girlscout cookies to the police was the most wholesome thing I've seen this week.
Spoken like a true wizard
Thanks Saruman
The police: What are we going to do with 180 boxes of girl scout cookies?
Wholesome in the same way that a person with severe autism giving their allowance to a cause is wholesome.
LOL@@rustyshackelford312
He isn’t a bad guy. He’s got problems just like we all do but to a different extreme. I hope he finds peace and has success in his life someday.
He's an awful person that kills animals
He'd find peace a lot quicker if he didn't stream his life on the internet. Theres no reason for it, apart from narcissism. He just draws a giant target on himself.
@@uhtred7860 internet retard try not to call someone a narcissist (challenge impossible)
He actively avoids doing anything to help himself, despite being aware and able to do so
He's a terrible person
I really like the way you distill really complex lore into a logical narrative. I always wanted to learn about the Cobraverse but couldn't be bothered to watch centuries of content.
Best Kobra Kontent Konsolidators to avoid ever watching raw uncut cobez
1. Snakebones “Podcast” by SeizureRobot5000 (incredibly visual heavy fun cobra discussions. THE BEST OF THE BEST imo)
2. Bitesize Cobra Vids
3. Boglim Chronicles
4. Lenin Lime
5. Walnut Grove (short musical cobra edits of very high quality)
@@detectivebloor4011 praise Seizures magic.
Rofl centuries of content
💯 agree.
I don't think he's covered enough of the sicko stuff. People seem to be walking away from this video believing he's not a sicko.
So happy to see that goth, sexy, bad boy and definitely not a sicko being featured here. #TMDWU 🐍
he's definitely grossed out sexually by ozzy osbourne's grandkids
That’s most definitely what’s up
Ugh gross
Definitely not a sicko.
ALL HAIL THE KING
This guy doesn’t seem like a bad person at all finally a lolcow you can somewhat respect, and he’s actually funny intentionally and self aware at times.
"lolcow you can somewhat respect"
you don't read that often
Please take your head out of the sand. Dig a little deeper into Cobes - he's a scumbag.
He's actually a horrible person
@@LuciferAlmightyyou would say that
@@HappySlave1 it's a fact
The "GOOODDDD DAAAAMMMNNITTT" from behind the chair after he falls over never gets old 😂
I lost it at 1:12:20 "Get outta my way you stupid fkn hat!!"
I literally lolled
The more of these I've seen, the more I realize exactly how weird and messed up Chrischan is/was. Most of these guys seem downright normal compared to him.
Cyraxx...
@@RootDRThorne or mutated Drachenlord
LMAO!!!! "downright normal compared to him" chrischan is fuct up but lol there's so many depraved degenerates who have done worse. jorp is not downright normal by any means. just visit Boglim Chronicle. How about the one and only cyraxx aka CHASE Wilkins. He's the King of horrorcows. How about vonhelton? I think ppl be throwing lolcow around too much bcuz the ones i follow are the complete polar opposite of "downright normal". Go hang out and become a cool cobra in person or visit 339 lloyd st akron, OH and enjoy their downright normalcy and report back to us on your findings. Nothing normal when its a true lolcow or horrorcow
Mmyep
@@RootDRThorneoh no he's just as fooked as Chris. Also Larson and Drachencreep of course.
This is quite sad to see how far this went. For all his issues, watching him self destruct is always heart breaking.
that fucking hehe doll apology was more genuine than 99% of influencer apology vids, i am genuinely shocked about how straightforward and apologetic he was
RIP Fun-Sized Felicia
@baconsarny-geddon8298 imagine the horrors that little doll endured for the short time it was on this earth. TWU
I used to hang out with a lot of people like this in middle school and high school because I was sort of a social outcast myself. People like Josh are some of the realest, most honest people you'll ever meet.
Ong.
Agreed
Which is almost always their downfall.
lol
@@jakublulek3261exactly. There’s something called tact that people seem to not be leaning
This dude is basically a remnant of the early days of CZcams, this kind of content was all over YT around pre-2010
Remember Pierce Ruane? What a time
Have followed Josh since seeing him on the B9 board in around 2009 or so… a little embarrassing just how much of his content I have taken over the years. Josh is different than most “lol cows”. I won’t bother going into why I feel that’s the case but yeah… I go from truly sympathizing with his plight to feeling that he deserves what he gets. I guess that’s what keeps me coming back for more and more. This was a nice and fairly inclusive little doc. Well done. Thanks.
You Should be ashamed. And I mean that
I feel yac8 go from throwing positive vibes to St8 trolling him about that their literally 3-4 strip clubs that 8f ya got a lil doe ya can get laid to just not wanting to see him destroying himself.... hope he finds his way
@@ihateyoutubecomments8100. I don’t think you do.
@@ihateyoutubecomments8100 why are you here then
Yeah that is embarrassing
The copy cat kobra moment caught me so off guard I was wheezing. The idea of josh actually thinking he needed to prove he's the real cobra is the funniest shit on the planet
It helped me realize he is at least semi playing a character. I don’t blame him, he’s at work.
Wait, does that mean the copycat was really Liquid Snake?
Just like the Liquid Chris saga of Chris Chan
@@mikeoxlong1395😂
I'm the real Cobra, look at my wand
I have a wand too.
Son of a bitch, I thought that would surely work. Im out of options now.
He should have just made a dozen mountain dew eggs and a sushi burger and see if the fake Kobra would eat it too.
honestly, his trolls were more disgusting than he is. "normal" people who feel a need to punch down so much that they compulsively pick on someone whos intellectually stunted.
welcome to the internet
Thats the weird truth of lowcows: they attract (usually) smarter and meaner lowcows
@@AndreLuis-gw5oxgod damn that's the truest thing I've read in a long time.
Shouldn't be an excuse..
Say what you want about Josh, the dude is there for his homies in difficult times and that's highly respectable. 22:21
Another reason I can’t stop watching him. He’s an enigma
@nosoyallowed828Jesus is his homie, and gay lover.
he hasn't had homies for a long time.
I'm happy to see a guy actually have fans that give him decent advice I get people troll a little bit but they see him as a good person even Danny Brown said that
@@jakelynch3450 until they learn more. Everyone feels bad at first until they learn about the autistic girl he admitted to sexually assaulting in the woods, peeing on a live animal his friend hit with a car, or even the time he threatened to murder his friends sister just to name a few horrible actions. Cobra deserves no actual sympathy and it sucks people just looking in think he’s autistic with a few problems. He’s not a good person in any way.
@16:00 “He is a short, stout man who smelts metal, makes chain mail and loves riddles.”
This “Darfliny” character seems to be quite a genuine and good hearted person who just marches to the beat of his own drum.
If I did those things i'd definetly put that on my internet dating profile. IF you get a match, it should be a good one.
I had a mouth full of tea when you said: "This is Cobra's music". It was really hard to swallow.
it sounded like jandek playing over an unrelated four tet instrumental
@@gormlesspissant5872it sounds like The Swans on autism
I’ve followed Cobes since 2019. So while not exactly a long time watcher, I am well invested into him. Personally he’s the only Lolcow I follow I don’t hate as a person. While unlike Cyraxx, Chris Chan and others who do horrifying things, he’s just a weird dude. He’s almost endearing sometimes, he’s such a unique person.
Yeah Cobes doesn't seem like that bad of a guy. He despises the rest of those sickos and hates being compared to them
You both need to dig a little deeper into his SA activity and his relationships and how he treats women. He has actually acted upon his urges before and he will again.
@@dryses77thegreat you cannot throw SA accusations without providing proof, that's really dangerous and wrong.
@@evobe bro cobes literally rubbed his junk on waitresses and also trades cigarettes to fuck a pregnant chick. Do not trust lolcows lmao.
@@evobe I bet you defended Chris chan and I bet you think he's cool again since the charges got dropped. Remember he still finger banged his grandma. OOO also cobra was told to stop staring at his stepsisters chests and to stop stealing their underwear.
To answer why people are obsessed with him in the shortest way possible "He's unintentionally hilarious" pretty much sums up the "why".
Also he's probably the most wholesome Lolcow which adds to his charm.
Also, makes me feel better about my own life because as bad as things get...they're not that bad in comparison. At least I'm not frying hard-boiled eggs in mountain dew and doritos.
comparing yourself in a judgmental way is gross & not attractive at all.@@publicserviceannouncement4777
He’s pretty obviously intentionally trying to make us laugh tho. I followed him on Instagram for years, his stuff is very obviously ironic.
When he apologized for his existence that was some genuinely sad shit. Its hard enough living without some disability like autism, i feel for him.
As an ex-Job Corps student, it's not a boot camp.😂😂😂😂 It's like if college, high school, jail, and a homeless shelter somehow made a baby.
Yep wouldn’t Recommend it
Yeah I went there when I was a troubled youth. Seen another kid bite a kids finger off lol.
@@jewboi419 Fucking hell now as a troubled youth I feel like I missed out on a trip to the fucked up slave carnival.
I remember watching another troubled CZcamsr going through it to become a welder and he seemed real fucking depressed. Like, he had seen more than sparks
That explains why the jobs he had when he got out were a string of fast food jobs. I was wondering what kind of program do you have to go to prepare for jobs like that?
This man has invaded my psyche. He lives rent free in my mind and I can't stop consuming his tale.
Same here. Why is that? Why are we here? I cannot find any reason for myself. Can you figure it out?
Did you buy a wand?
Are you the guy who reviewed that dank ass wand that changed your life?
If so, you're a legend.
Welcome to the Cobra Nation lol
Poke it in the eye and say leave😂
twu
I'm a 47 year old divorced man.
I'm watching this because my life sucks
BUT
My life doesn't suck as bad as this dudes.
Big thanks to King Cobra!!
You made me realize that my life ain't so bad after all.
Think I'm gonna call my kid now
I understand your approach but in the long run it doesn’t help your suffering when you’re watching people that got it worse than you. Good luck with getting better!
@@sebastianthurow605oh I disagree. Sometimes, rarely, it can convince someone to do better out of fear for turning out like well, cobra. It can help, just when u think ur the lowest, oh no, there's always someone lower. Idk bout u, but makes me feel a lot better and I'll take it.
Honestly props to u dude, hope u did call ur kid. Keep doing ur best. U can be a great guy i know it.
Hope you’re doing well dude.
@@sebastianthurow605 On the contrary, it helps a lot, because it makes you feel better about your situation. You can then improve it, to be even better, and avoid the same fate.
OMFG I lost it when he just kept getting more and more dye on himself needlessly! Thank you for this lovely and surprisingly wholesome video!
Young josh is so depressing to see he actually seemed like a cool dude to chill with it's a shame he rotted his own mind
Josh is a good guy who was dealt a crap hand. There is no point for an autistic man to be lonely and unhappy in such harsh truths. He deserves the delusion of love and happiness.
Best proof God exists and hates us. There are so many people like him ans me
No, josh isn't a good guy. Look up the KingcobraJFS Shit List. You'll see what I'm saying.
@@alitoloco2159Have you ever threatened to r*pe your ex, rubbed your erect penis against unsuspecting women, tortured an antelope you and your friend hit in a car and laughed the death of your friends sisters children during an argument?
Don't compare yourself to this Boglim dude. You're probably a far better person than he is.
RIP Homeboy Scotty
Around 38:00 “that supposed video needs to be deleted”
My favorite part. My face hurts from laughing.
I used to think Cobes lost the genetics lottery right up until I found the hobgoblin himself Cyraxx. I am loving how Cobes hates Cyraxx nowadays and even he gets into trolling Chance 😂
I swear his hate for cyrax is him overcompensating. He's so afraid of people thinking he's a "sicko". Cyrax is a sicko.
Josh is the hob and raxx is just a regular gob
@@Ekdrink interesting 🤨. Raxx is waay more vile than Josh imo. He’d be The Great Goblin like in LOTR 😝
@@chrisdooley1184 im talking like physically.
@@Ekdrink oh yeah for sure physically lol
Clint seems like he was a good guy. It seems clear that Josh's problems come from his mom's side considering that fact that Clint was able to get full custody and based on the few pics we have of her...
I mean…Clint isn’t perfect, he’s 40% responsible for the way Josh is.
it's hard to imagine Clint's train of thought on how he decided to stick his dick on Boglim's biological mom.
@@user-od5fh3gn4dClints not rich, his son is special needs and requires extra care, mothers who go to family court get primary custody of their children 92 % of the time. Even when they are in active addiction. We don’t know wether or not his mother was “ nice “ but we know she has a serious mental illness. And not for nothing it’s pretty far fetched to think a man would do his best to father his eccentric depressed son for decades just out of spite towards his ex wife. Your theory sounds like a bad soap opera or a Lifetime movie 😅
Am i the only one that thinks he looks like an anthropomorphic catfish?
No. No you are not. Either a catfish or a pug dog.
@@childofcascadia ahhh thanks for the validation. Im really baked do im sending love and peace anf hopes you are doing ok. Remember the world is a better place with you in it.
"I'll smoke you till you're dead" I'm going to start threatening people with that
One of the best Cobes quotes
My favourite cobes line 😂
honestly he is basicly wholesome for a lolcow
Far from wholesome
"I hate life but I won't complain" I honestly want that on a T-shirt
I grew up in a small town with lots of weirdos like this, they aren’t always endearing but there’s a part of me that feels like I know Josh, and I feel sorry for him
The difference between a wizard and a warlock is that a wizard learns magic through studying and practice, while a warlock would have a magical patron who grants them powers based on their devotion. I know no one is talking about this but I had to put it out there since it was brought up.
We get it, you played BG3 once...
@@mx5701 I get it, you have to leave snarky, unoriginal, humorless comments because your dad never told you he was proud of you. You should look into therapy, does a lot more than fail trolling comment sections for attention.
Josh reminds me of this roommate I had that killed himself from drinking. I imagine Josh is headed the same way, and that really depresses me. I think many of us view Josh's life and others like him as lessons for ways we shouldn't be.
The duster is fucking him up too.
He’s not Josh Block 😂
How old was your roommate
in his 60s@@godsrevolver9737
Jesus, ive never seem so many broken people together, this is your funniest and most depressing video, also inspiring in a way, if these guys can hold a job so can i
This is a good portion of population, don't get it wrong.
@@ClementeUsonTorner they’re thankfully not to prominent if you actually go outside ever
That's Wyoming..
This guy reminds me of a boy I knew when I was a teen. Unfortunately he passed away at age 15, he was hit by a car crossing a 6 lane highway on foot in the middle of the night. I feel like if he had grown up he would have been very much like this guy even down to the face, glasses and clothes. It’s so strange that I stumbled across this video today. I have never heard of this guy before and it really made me think of my strange old friend. RIP Will 🙏
That'd wild! RiP your friend
This dudes a legend lol
Needed that surround vision
Sad, but definitely Darwinism
26:40 When Josh read the comments roasting his friend living on the couch I laughed hard af, he just kept reading and reading while his friend was getting roasted to a crisp looking salty as hell lol.
Just recently had to kick a "guest" out of my house and wish i could have had chat roast him like this holy shit
Lol I almost crying this is hilarious
I’ve watched Cobra a few times and as weird as he is the stuff he “cooks” is even stranger.
Strange is putting it nicely. TMDWU
It's straight up horrific. #TWU 🐍
@@EdwardVGrimm as true as that may be, it's not an insult to any sacred meals that Cooking With Jack has straight butchered in his videos. Like who adds a year old meatloaf to a chili bowl and tries poisoning their entire church congregation during a chili cook-off?
@@isaigutierrez1617Kay may do it.
@isaigutierrez1617 what about cobes roach burrito?
Josh unironically seems like a great friend
I heard that he once had a fight with Warlord over booze, kicked the guy out and, when he saw that Warlord forgot his phone, Josh smashed it with a hammer and threw it out of his apartment window.
I guess if you stay on his good side he could be alright
RIP HOMEBOY SCOTTY
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It’s so sad he’s gone.
Gone but not forgotten
@@alexpopowski1318 icrieverietiem
Truly breaks my heart seeing what has become of him. My daughter is autistic, and people on the Internet are so FN cruel it makes me sick. I really wish the best for him. He clearly needs help. 😢
Don't cross dress and let her make videos online and she'll be fine
It's his fault though. All he's got to do is stay off of the internet. He refuses to do what's good for him in order to be defiant.
There comes a time when autism stops being an excuse.
Woah, I wasn't expecting his music to be that GOOD. I mean, good as in... it's so insane it actually becomes fascinating. He's so furiously incompetent at it that other experimental musicians could only DREAM of emulating his.... genius.
when the bells hit my jaw dropped
It's like every part of the song was composed in complete isolation from every other part. Truly fascinating.
It was literal ear grape.
Outsider music. It’s a big fascinating topic. Check out a song called Walking the Cow by Daniel Johnston.
@@matthewbadger8685Yeah man. That's the sound of Josh's clocktower gothic dream house.
I started watching this video and couldn’t turn it off. When I finally paused it I feel like my friend had left the room. Me and cobra are best friends now
Anyone else impressed with how he used his wand to change traffic signals?
He wasn't swimming in kittens since not many young women are into avantgarde 12-tone experimental jazz
😂😂😂
Mental Illness and Poverty is a hell of a thing. I don't wish it on my worst Enemy.
His father is a college professor, Josh has welfare disability....... There's no poverty here.
This really needs the past few months added. The Puff arc, Mead, bug burrito and the meltdown
Now the burgussy arc too! Dry Spell broken toobz TWU
Darfliny giving his local cops girlscout cookies was honestly kinda cute.
That was the video that made me realise just how short Darf actually is. I thought he was on his knees but he’s just a manlet
Josh is honesty one of the most "normal" people you have covered. The optimist in me thinks that without his "streaming career", he would have a normal life. Seems very self aware and has a sense of morals that is rare in the most notorious LolCows.
Josh is good people
nah, the substance abuse and his real world friends would have come in anyway
@@perspgold8945mayhaps or may not.
Sure, his tale of how he convinced a mentally challenged girl in school to let him touch her up and then he jacked off in front of her screamed of morality to me.
The time he found what he claimed was an injured bird in a parking lot so he did a burnout on it with the back wheel of his bicycle was another of his superb moral lessons he shared.
Then there's the time he cheated on his girlfriend by sleeping with a pregnant drug addict for a cigarette that's a real moral lesson for every young man out there to learn.
not to mention he gets his pet lizard high and claims he likes it even tho he gets seizures
Out of all the lolcows I've looked into, Josh is one of the first I genuinely root for. There doesn't seem to be a bright future, but I hope one day he's able to turn shit around and enjoy his life. Yes, a lot of his current problems are self-inflicted, but let's be real, most of us in life who end up going through problems and hard times are often started due to our own volition and the mistakes we made along the way. You can still acknowledge the flaws and admit the problems a person has caused themselves and still feel empathy for them. Crazy that people can't connect the 2
Agreed. The two are not mutually exclusive.
You can't root for a perverted animal abuser though. The guy has shown on multiple occasions that he's wrong in the head.
Please look up the KingcobraJFS "shit list" - by Saint Puffers. It's a concise list with links that compiles all his worst behaviour.
You really should do some more research on him. You wouldn't root for him if you did.
In Chris' defense it would be realllllyyy fucckiiing hard not to correct someone that fish isn't a dairy product.
God dam that grease fire was giving me anxiety 😂
him cutting the face off the sex doll sent me into absolute hysterics. you cant make this stuff up lol great video.
I just realized this guy is only 1 year older than me. This whole time I was imagining that he's like 45 and aging poorly
A harcore diet of booze and energy drinks will age you
The amount of myself that I see in this guy is depressing me. At least he has great taste in music and favorite colors.
You and @CecilMcfly could make a lolcow documentary that would break the internet
Josh is easily the most likable of "lolcows".
@@jonnybrello4360no
This is so real😭😭😭
“Thanks for that two dollar donation 😐 I guess 🙄” *tarps off boys* 💀💀💀💀💀
Genuinely learned to love Cobes.. He's hilarious, his comedic timing is impeccable it's just crazy that it's all unintentional. If only he realised how much a comedic genius he really is he could be a star.
If you remotely think he's funny even unintentionally you are beyond regarded. He's nothing more than an enabled manipulative victim playing Ebeggar.who offers absolutely nothing of entertainment at all. He's not autistic one bit, he is mentally retarded nothing less nothing more.
controlled by aliens
@@patrickk.6295"he's not autistic, he's mentally retarded", they're comorbid bruh, im assuming you're both?
My personal favorite is him sobbing inconsolably over a shooting at a school. Then he lets out “those poor fucking little bastards dude how could they do it!”
His best ever line is intentional. 'Unlike Heavens Gate, my cult says make your own drink combos'
Had only seen small bits and pieces of this guy before watching this video. Genuinely feel bad for him, those screams in his drunken streams are real. He must have years upon years of pent up frustration which he has no way to relieve because his life is continuing to spiral. Hope he can get help and seriously lay off the drinking.
yeah, it is sad. although i must admit him falling down behind his chair cracked me up way harder then it should have. He makes a unexpected dive to the ground, you hear a thud, he's screaming and cussing, that you think, omg he split his head and broke his skull. the poor guy will need 30+ stitches or something. and then more cussing and yelling while he gets up, and he be like, " 🤬 i broke my cigarette"...
not even SNL could have written that 😂
Doesn't take away how dire his situations is right now, i hope he pulls trough.
Does anyone know if his dad is still in good (mental) health? Somebody should get Cobra to a doctor and some decent therapy. but i highly doubt he would go there by himself. if his followers and his dad could convince him to go there toghether. it could be life changing for Cobra. He sure needs and deserves it.
@@miew8204he thinks he’s too smart for therapy
@@miew8204what's his original channel? All I ever see is the channels dogging on him
@@lexszert9787 i have no idea. It's one of those people you come across every few years.
All i know is that Cobra deserves better.
@@miew8204 fr, I can relate as an autist that dealt with an alcohol problem, too many people just look at the surface and are quick to judge. I just see a confused, hurt soul seeking acceptance in a half-ass way
I had a friend who was like this only when he got drunk. He is insanely smart when he is sober (thank god he has been for going on 2 years now). One of the smartest and most caring people I've ever met when he's not on the sauce.
Yeah, some people just don't understand what addiction does to people.
this feels like a rare instance where a community can exist in real life that can be so crazy and so interesting. like people are living their life in this manner and it is super interesting. it almost feels like its the closest thing one can get to a real life community of a place like paradise from postal 2.
Hey....you wanna sign my petition
Ive been watching Cobra for like 2 years now. And ive genuinely learned more lore about him in this video than all other videos about him combined. Good work !
I've been watching for awhile not sure I've ever seen a picture of his stepmother on to the rest of the video lol
There’s so much more than this. There’s a podcast called snake bones that psychologically breaks him down. They also cover so many good ass moments that people glance over
@@Ekdrinkyeah i know, but im talking about in a single video, not a whole series. Not everyone has time to watch 20+ episodes, which are a hour long each. He covered most topics and included alot of lesser known facts in this.
No lie I've watched tons of Cobra stuff and I agree. I never knew about the bug adventure game with the cobra and Steve Irwin being his first point of obsession lol
Job Corps is actually a trade school for people 16-23. I went personally at the age of 21 for plumbing and now own my own HVAC company. It's a great program if you apply yourself
Absolute legend. I was blessed to be in the live chat where he got drunk and fell asleep recently. I wish he'd inconvenientlu uproot his life and move closer so he'd be in my timezone, and not usually streaming when I'm sleeping. Alexa tells me what time it is in Casper so I know when to be alert for those notifications 😆 He's been such a fun follow for me the last 7 years. Like this man will upload 9 short videos of cooking a food; it's brilliant. He is undescribable.
i’m in gillette wyoming for travel work and it’s currently 12:03am right now
mad respect for Josh helping his friend down off the ledge, GG Cobra
The reason I like him is that he embraces his shortcomings and stays real. He is one of the few CZcamsrs I actually like
No
He did not stay real for a moment in his life, instead of embracing his shortcomings he instead delve deeper into his ludicrous fantasies.
It’s important to be able to see the reality, you need to work on that.
@@LoLFilmStudios definitely
You have no idea what you're talking about.
@@LoLFilmStudiosyep. Seems like a coping mechanism for him
I almost pissed myself laughing when he got sent a big fuck off bag of bird seed. Thats hysterical.
That’s how you know the world is cruel place to bully someone this much is sad
This isn't that bad tho?
Cobrah is one of my favorite people online. after watching so many shitshows devolve into terrible things its almost refreshing to watch him be innocently degenerate. Hope the best for him he is hilarious.
Ok but the proteins vs dairy argument was hilarious
This is the most unbiased and organized video I’ve ever seen on this topic. I really appreciate the time that it must’ve taken to put all of this together in a way that makes sense, considering the overwhelming amount of information there is out there about king cobra. The only thing I’m still confused about is why the hell this channel hasn’t blown up yet!
It's not a small channel by any means though. And once the almighty holy algorithm picks up a few more videos it will grow even further
Nah, I prefer Grease Wizzard, Boglim Cronicles, Seizure Robot 5000...The OG Boglim crew does it best. Dunno about all the Cyraxx and Cobra grifters that have popped up this year. Although this does seem really well done...for a newbie
@@user-vr7ok7dj5y”grifters” bruh these are lol cows it ain’t that deep😭😭😭
British narration, best in the world 🤌🏻😂
"He's a goth wizard with autism, what's not to like?" had me laughing more than it had any right to. Shame on you🤣
That large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce bit put me in a dissociative state thanks
i didn't know this much about cobra but man he's a pretty dope guy. That kitchen fire and trying to change the street lights had me dying. Needed this laugh today 😂
Oh my god. I’ve dyed my hair so many times (and help dyed other people’s hair) - I cringed so hard in that hair dying video.
You’re supposed to had petroleum jelly to your hairline beforehand to prevent the skin staining, and with the type of hair dye he was using - you’re NOT supposed to add it to your eyebrows because the acids in the dye can seriously damage your eyes if it drips into them.
Edit: Also, as an entomologist nerd, the part with Ms. Green the praying mantis saddened me. You don’t take insects, or any living wild creature, from outside and shove them into a container to “Domesticate” them. Praying mantises are beautiful bugs and don’t deserve that treatment 😔. #JusticeForMissGreen
I guarantee most of us have made weird noises and stuff when we’re alone, Josh just shared it
Thanks for treating this guy as a human. A laughable human sure, but a human nonetheless. It's hard to merit that base level of respect these days.
People who grope women don't deserve base respect. What the fuck is wrong with you?
lmao "delete the so called video of me off the computer i sold him" really killed me
I absolutely died when he was telling off the trolls and opens the fake cigar 😂 amazing timing