5 Ways Windows is Better Than Linux

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  • @linoxyard
    @linoxyard Před 3 lety +2664

    It started as an April fool's joke but quickly became a lecture on society, privacy and freedom. That's why channel.

    • @kenny-kvibe
      @kenny-kvibe Před 3 lety +2

      I've also seen this one: czcams.com/video/lC6JtoSN-KQ/video.html and it got me good ...

    • @gwae
      @gwae Před 2 lety +19

      Wait it's a joke? I thought everytime I play Solitaire I was playing hardcore DOOM

    • @johnnycochicken
      @johnnycochicken Před 2 lety +6

      @@kenny-kvibe I thought that was gonna be a rickroll lmao

    • @Triggernlfrl
      @Triggernlfrl Před 2 lety

      Mental CIA law is a fool....

  • @scalawagmax
    @scalawagmax Před 3 lety +1538

    5 rupees have been deposited into your account

    • @ManInBlack718
      @ManInBlack718 Před 3 lety +109

      shekels*

    • @Akab
      @Akab Před 3 lety +21

      mmmh... rubees !

    • @_Smokescreen_
      @_Smokescreen_ Před 3 lety +73

      come back when you're a little mmm... richer!

    • @xmg_redux
      @xmg_redux Před 3 lety +10

      @@ManInBlack718 oy vey

    • @Mike-wb3oc
      @Mike-wb3oc Před 3 lety +8

      satya nadella has blessed MO with 5 rupees.

  • @sigmastripes
    @sigmastripes Před 3 lety +3295

    Linux literally stole all of its commands from PowerShell

  • @censoredterminalautism4073
    @censoredterminalautism4073 Před 3 lety +1674

    International shitpost day is kinda redundant when you shitpost every day of the year.

  • @caleb7884
    @caleb7884 Před 3 lety +2083

    3:20 "most linux users are perverts and terrorists that should be avoided at all costs" I thought this was supposed to be a joke video

  • @claudiodiaz9752
    @claudiodiaz9752 Před 3 lety +483

    Came faster than Edge reinstalling itself without your consent.

    • @censoredterminalautism4073
      @censoredterminalautism4073 Před 3 lety +71

      Edge, the edgiest browser. It doesn't need permission to teleport behind you. They should make a new text editor and call it Edgytor, and have a mascot that tries to help you, just like Clippy, except it would be Dante from the Devil May Cry series, & Knuckles. Fully voice-acted. And if you pay 60 dollars for the DLC, Shadow the Hedgehog too. For 20 more dollars, you can make all of them wear fedoras and katanas and black leather trench coats. Man, I should be making all the decisions. The world would be a better place.

    • @OmegaMusicYT
      @OmegaMusicYT Před 3 lety +14

      At this point they should just make Edge auto open when you search for something in the windows menu

    • @OmegaMusicYT
      @OmegaMusicYT Před 3 lety +18

      Wait... It already does that

    • @alouisschafer7212
      @alouisschafer7212 Před 3 lety +9

      it literally fucking did when I downloaded all the patches for my 1909 install
      Of course I completely disabled the updater and set target release version to 1909 just in case so this bitch will never dare to force update me to 2004 or the trashheap called 20H2
      Because 1909 lets you do some things that 2004 and newer won't like completely remove Cortana and Onedrive.

    • @techtiger2558
      @techtiger2558 Před 3 lety +4

      @@alouisschafer7212 wind blows. It really blows.

  • @Hartvigen
    @Hartvigen Před 3 lety +655

    Stallman been real quiet since this dropped

  • @ikazuchi-san5772
    @ikazuchi-san5772 Před 3 lety +900

    came faster than windows forcing an update on my computer

    • @TheMagicat
      @TheMagicat Před 3 lety +1

      @Kulled mpv?

    • @andieve
      @andieve Před 2 lety +4

      Your partner must not be happy with you then... Assuming you have one.

    • @BringMayFlowers
      @BringMayFlowers Před 2 lety +1

      @@andieve They're watching a Mental Outlaw video, none of us are getting laid.

  • @rumfordc
    @rumfordc Před 3 lety +1636

    1. Windows automatically protects you by tracking your operating system activity
    2. Windows automatically updates in case you have disabled your protection
    3. Windows automatically re-enables automatic updates in case you have disabled your ability to re-enable your protection.
    4. [REQUIRES UPDATE]
    5. [REQUIRES UPDATE]

    • @Felix-ve9hs
      @Felix-ve9hs Před 3 lety +199

      :( Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're
      just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for
      you.
      20% complete

    • @user-mo5tk7ys4c
      @user-mo5tk7ys4c Před 3 lety +22

      @Grape_Zumo all

    • @jeanpierre5941
      @jeanpierre5941 Před 3 lety +32

      @@Felix-ve9hs You do realize that after a bug check the system is in such a critical state that I can’t do anything at below interrupt “HIGH LEVEL”, which means no file operations, so w hen it says “collecting some informations” it’s executing a bunch of callbacks so that critical data can be stored on a memory page and retrieved at next boot for a crash dump, Linux does more or less the same thing.
      When a kernel panics or Bug checks(BSOD) it’s a good thing it means the system could preserve itself, problems happens when it doesn’t. I dislike most *nix users for a simple reason, because they use Free software they think that somehow they know something, most of them don’t, are not system programmers and run pre compiled binaries without any form of verification just as they would on windows but sure they have a cool font and window manager to help them forget that they are looking at black box that they don’t understand out of sheer laziness.
      On the wise words of Ken Thompson: “Just Trust me Bro” they should reflect.

    • @deepakshivraj4881
      @deepakshivraj4881 Před 3 lety +39

      @@jeanpierre5941 Windows fanboy spotted

    • @VictorHugo-xw7qi
      @VictorHugo-xw7qi Před 3 lety +17

      @@jeanpierre5941 ROAST THE WINDOWS FANBOY C'MON PENGUIN GUYS

  • @Calajese
    @Calajese Před 3 lety +577

    There is way more os-tan fanart of windows than linux, checkmate linux users

    • @censoredterminalautism4073
      @censoredterminalautism4073 Před 3 lety +29

      And more importantly, if you to to Paheal, there are only 9 pictures of Bill Gates and 4 of Richard Stallman, and none of Linus Torvalds (yet, since there can be no exceptions to rule 34). However, the most recent one of RMS is him fucking the Windows 10 OS-tan (he also has GNU/chest hair), so I don't know who really wins here.
      You mean that don't look for lewds of famous real people for a laugh? Well, you're weird.

    • @censoredterminalautism4073
      @censoredterminalautism4073 Před 3 lety +3

      @Grape_Zumo I mentioned the Stallman thing in another comment not that long ago. No, it's not Endless Eight in real life. Wasn't exactly the same comment, though.

    • @techtiger2558
      @techtiger2558 Před 3 lety +18

      GNU+checkmate

    • @prengle5474
      @prengle5474 Před 3 lety +4

      10-tan is an ugly yandere bitch though...

    • @rabbitdrink
      @rabbitdrink Před 3 lety +3

      _sad tux noises_

  • @TheMagicat
    @TheMagicat Před 3 lety +370

    You swore to destroy the proprietary software, not join them!

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx Před 3 lety +11

      Prequel nerds are the worst.

    • @miller42
      @miller42 Před 3 lety +16

      @@jnnx dilate

    • @censoredterminalautism4073
      @censoredterminalautism4073 Před 3 lety +28

      @@jnnx When a franchise gets to a late 2010s level of cringe, the early 2000s cringe doesn't seem so bad anymore.

    • @techtiger2558
      @techtiger2558 Před 3 lety +4

      It's April 1st... Look it up if you've been living under a rock.

    • @metagen77
      @metagen77 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Darenz-cg9zg In current year, you can't be sure anymore

  • @skittleripple
    @skittleripple Před 3 lety +782

    Nice to see a very factual and insightful documentary on windows prosperity and those dirty penguin neckbeards.

    • @N.S.A.
      @N.S.A. Před 3 lety +35

      He didn't even talk about IE6 with its code reverse engineered from alien tech.

    • @TheMagicat
      @TheMagicat Před 3 lety +38

      @@N.S.A. dude people arent supposed to know about that yet

    • @weaver3636
      @weaver3636 Před 3 lety +1

      Hey new linux neckbeard checking in, I picked the right month to sign up.

    • @Josuavl387
      @Josuavl387 Před 2 lety

      the video is a joke

    • @skittleripple
      @skittleripple Před 2 lety +5

      @@Josuavl387 uh no? That would be a pretty big waste of time, especially since Kenny has a real job + CZcams on the side, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have the time to make joke videos. 😑

  • @pokemaster2129
    @pokemaster2129 Před 3 lety +493

    the nsa, fbi, and other letters of the alphabet was my favorite line, everything being halo ce is a close second though

    • @N.S.A.
      @N.S.A. Před 3 lety +36

      You flatter us. We will come for you last.

    • @thecashewtrader3328
      @thecashewtrader3328 Před 3 lety

      @@N.S.A. e

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp Před 3 lety +9

      Once I had a dream, you press delete when your computer is starting, open up the BIOS setup program, then press F7, to quit it, into Halo, is always halo, the entire BIOS is just a Halo Mod, Windows actually runs inside Halo.
      wait it was not a dream

    • @weaver3636
      @weaver3636 Před 3 lety

      @@N.S.A. I need a better job, can I apply?

    • @N.S.A.
      @N.S.A. Před 3 lety +5

      @@weaver3636 Sorry, not perverted enough. Although you might want to try the F.B.I.

  • @mapleint997
    @mapleint997 Před 3 lety +87

    6:35 'high school'
    puts an image of a bunch of asian toddlers

    • @archygrey9093
      @archygrey9093 Před 3 lety +23

      Thats how Japanese teens look according to anime

  • @10e999
    @10e999 Před 3 lety +133

    Just to clarify: The rover doesn't run Linux. The experimental deployable helicopter does.
    Btw great video!

    • @incremental_failure
      @incremental_failure Před rokem +21

      Duh, of course, it runs Windows Vista with default settings. The best OS of all time.

    • @williamduncan7401
      @williamduncan7401 Před rokem

      I personally installed Microsoft Windows™ Enterprise®™ 88 Security Update 9H11K7D Premium© NoVirus©®™ Ultimate™™™™

  • @Moonlight-pk2st
    @Moonlight-pk2st Před 3 lety +67

    Windows is so cool, it even added the WSL to protect Linux users as well.

  • @friend7120
    @friend7120 Před 3 lety +116

    April 1st feels like it lasts forever

    • @TheMagicat
      @TheMagicat Před 3 lety +9

      Its... it’s still April first

    • @quintencabo
      @quintencabo Před 3 lety +2

      @@TheMagicat yeah exactly woah

    • @KTibow
      @KTibow Před 3 lety +1

      maybe timezones?

    • @quintencabo
      @quintencabo Před 3 lety

      @@KTibow now it's not april 1 anymore for me and I haven't even looked at the minecraft april's food yet

    • @KTibow
      @KTibow Před 3 lety

      Right now for me, it's 4:43 PM on April 1st.

  • @POINTS2
    @POINTS2 Před 3 lety +174

    The real April Fool's joke is that Arch now has a guided installer

    • @techtiger2558
      @techtiger2558 Před 3 lety +3

      That doesn't support BIOS XD
      And it's been there for 2 weeks XD

    • @bsahin7110
      @bsahin7110 Před 3 lety +5

      @@techtiger2558 I thought it was a joke too, and the PKGBUILD ran echo "rm rf /*
      Epic troll!" or something. But apparently it's an actual program/Python library.

    • @Caellyan
      @Caellyan Před 6 měsíci +2

      So that's why I have to wait extra 10 seconds for it to unpack into RAM every time I break my PC...

  • @CyberBoy8799
    @CyberBoy8799 Před 3 lety +57

    I swear I actually fell for the joke because I saw the notification and 10 mins later I remembered it was april fools when I opened the video

    • @nothanks5531
      @nothanks5531 Před 3 lety +3

      I saw that it was a mental outlaw notification so my subconscious automatically swapped linux and windows

  • @CircaSriYak
    @CircaSriYak Před 3 lety +48

    just think; at this very moment, the loathsome stain of systemd is probably traveling across the surface of mars as we speak

    • @techtiger2558
      @techtiger2558 Před 3 lety +2

      It should've been initrc or s6

    • @kimcosmos
      @kimcosmos Před 2 lety

      @@techtiger2558 really? Its too big for a RTOS

    • @o.aggelos
      @o.aggelos Před 2 lety

      If the robot had so much resources to use init systems, that'd be cool.

  • @nevin3543
    @nevin3543 Před 3 lety +45

    The last part about school though :(
    Almost everyone in my school thinks like this and its annoying

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp Před 3 lety +5

      He basically also described how most OSS works.

  • @thecodedshader
    @thecodedshader Před 3 lety +29

    We didn't even realize up until now that Windows 10 is a mod of Halo itself. Because it has got Cortana, the best inter-galactic waifu you'll ever see...

    • @anonymous82783
      @anonymous82783 Před rokem +2

      @@rabbitdrink reminding you that you made this comment so you can delete it

    • @rabbitdrink
      @rabbitdrink Před rokem

      @@anonymous82783 thamks

    • @anonymous82783
      @anonymous82783 Před rokem +1

      @@rabbitdrink it would please you to that i forgot what you said, you may sleep now

    • @rabbitdrink
      @rabbitdrink Před rokem

      @@anonymous82783 me too lol

  • @rlenclub
    @rlenclub Před 3 lety +24

    "are you going to trust a freakin clam to protect you against this guy? [scary image of real hacker]"

  • @DarthDweeb
    @DarthDweeb Před 3 lety +135

    I was worried this was going to be an April fools joke. This ended up being one of the most informative videos I've seen this year.

  • @bruhgamer317
    @bruhgamer317 Před 3 lety +13

    Social credit +10 points. Earned place in bread line

  • @MindsetPower
    @MindsetPower Před 3 lety +18

    6: Windows users benefit from the expertise of Indians tech support for free

    • @Mario583a
      @Mario583a Před 3 lety

      Even Linux is targeted, afaik.

    • @Visquint
      @Visquint Před 6 měsíci

      @@Mario583a if you play along with a tech support scam and they see that you're using gentoo with dwm, their brain would start leaking goo

  • @korchevatel
    @korchevatel Před 3 lety +31

    Ironic. He could save others from proprietary garbage, but not himself.

    • @o.aggelos
      @o.aggelos Před 2 lety

      @BoulderBro999 why? There is something wrong with being proprietary, I could tell you some good reasons but I want to sleep

  • @pawouapproval984
    @pawouapproval984 Před 3 lety +24

    Hey thanks for your videos man. I started school at the beginning of the year, and these videos have been a great way to keep my mind in the field that I am trying to go into. I usually listen to them while I am working out (something I've never done before lmao) and I'm really thankful that most of your videos are less visual and more about the content themselves. You definitely deserve growth and your subscription count shows because of it.
    This isnt an april fools joke or anything lol

  • @SpiritmanProductions
    @SpiritmanProductions Před 2 lety +7

    I might switch to Linux. Will After Effects render more quickly without Windows's bloatware?

    • @laseen7809
      @laseen7809 Před 2 lety +2

      If you mean Adobe after effects then no as it’s not available without wine (a windows emulating software) and even then it’s going to be less efficient

    • @bigmoneygangster1498
      @bigmoneygangster1498 Před 2 lety +2

      @@laseen7809 do you know what wine stands for

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 Před 2 lety

      @@bigmoneygangster1498 Yep, my only problem with wine has been that still not many games run on it, efficiency has never been a problem. and never had any problems with softwares, so I'm sure After Effect will run better with wine

    • @SpiritmanProductions
      @SpiritmanProductions Před 2 lety

      @@laseen7809 I thought so. I'll give it a miss, then.

    • @SpiritmanProductions
      @SpiritmanProductions Před 2 lety

      @@themblue8236 Considering I produce media products exclusively for corporate clients, I can't see myself going down those rabbit holes lol

  • @deldrinov
    @deldrinov Před 3 lety +31

    You've convinced me, Kenny. I already switched from linux and I'm much happier that way
    -Sent from my 17'' MacBook Pro with retina display.

    • @rayirth.upside-down
      @rayirth.upside-down Před 2 lety

      Funnier fact: MacOS is Linux

    • @kimcosmos
      @kimcosmos Před 2 lety

      @@rayirth.upside-down No its BSD but close. It was NeXT

    • @o.aggelos
      @o.aggelos Před 2 lety

      @@kimcosmos both Linux and MacOS are Unix clones (Yes, clones. Not unix-like, everything is nearly the same as in Unix). MacOS uses a modified BSD kernel, GNU/Linux uses the Linux kernel, and Unix uses the traditional Unix kernel.

    • @kimcosmos
      @kimcosmos Před 2 lety +1

      @@o.aggelos Meaning they are posix compliant. I know

  • @boristodorov779
    @boristodorov779 Před 3 lety +126

    Today i switched to Linux. The best decision in my life

    • @youlooklikeagoodjoeyoulooklone
      @youlooklikeagoodjoeyoulooklone Před 3 lety +2

      Can you tell me how you did it? I need help.

    • @JustA.Person
      @JustA.Person Před 3 lety +1

      Браво бе борка, само така!

    • @tylerdean980
      @tylerdean980 Před 3 lety +17

      @@youlooklikeagoodjoeyoulooklone if you have multiple HDD’s install windows on one and Linux on the other, so you can seamlessly dual boot between them. Or if you don’t need windows for anything, just overwrite it completely.

    • @youlooklikeagoodjoeyoulooklone
      @youlooklikeagoodjoeyoulooklone Před 3 lety +1

      @@tylerdean980 Alright. I have an extra ssd in my computer. Do you have any good resources I can follow to make my life a bit easier? I already tried looking for videos on how to move to Linux but none of them were really that good.

    • @federico2407
      @federico2407 Před 3 lety +5

      @@youlooklikeagoodjoeyoulooklone just choose a distro, put it in a usb stick with rufus, go to the bios and set the usb stick as primary device and save and it´ll prompt you to the guided installation, most modern distros automatically install grub bootloader, detect windows in your pc and enable dual boot, you can also install it in another partition on the same drive.

  • @zwiebec78
    @zwiebec78 Před 3 lety +13

    I was waiting for the "April fools", but you just made 5 solid points.

  • @iosonomellioditu5898
    @iosonomellioditu5898 Před 3 lety +20

    I laughed for 7. 22 minutes, while being grateful to you for convincing me to switch to Linux a long time ago. Thanks

  • @Yezpahr
    @Yezpahr Před 2 lety +15

    1:08 Lol, of course the Mars rovers run on Linux even in this alternative universe, you wouldn't want Windows on something that has to work for a decade without human intervention.

    • @sixunity1171
      @sixunity1171 Před 2 lety +2

      i dont know lmao, linux crashes on me way more than windows

    • @franky6193
      @franky6193 Před 2 lety +5

      @@sixunity1171 theres something youre doing wrong then, linux doesnt just crash out of nowhere if the user hasnt done anything wrong
      however my experience with a fresh windows install a week ago seems to be the opposite, as soon as i boot windows 11 up, i get an error about msteams that doesnt go away, i then have to uninstall teams to get rid of it, then after installing msi afterburner (again, new windows install, 2nd app i installed after firefox) i get something about a side by side config error and cant use it. overnight i install halo infinite and valorant and the next day its installing an update. i continue on my day and i get a bluescreen about video dxgkrnl fatal error or something (i installed nvidia drivers)

    • @dmitryburlakov6920
      @dmitryburlakov6920 Před 2 lety

      @@franky6193 so if YOU had this experience that definitely means Linux is more reliable than Windows, and sound card issues, snap mount fails, lack for drivers for newer hardware is basically non existent.
      Yeah that’s how it works.

    • @franky6193
      @franky6193 Před 2 lety

      @@dmitryburlakov6920 im not saying linux is the most reliable thing out there, i dont know why i experienced those things with windows. my experience with linux has been very smooth, using pop os makes everything work out of the box for me including drivers, nvidia optimus and optimizing my battery life. only problems i had with linux were when i was trying out arch and couldnt seem to set up nvidia optimus properly

    • @dmitryburlakov6920
      @dmitryburlakov6920 Před 2 lety

      @@franky6193 no problem with that, especially if you’re using PopOS and compatible System76 or Lenovo devices, sure you can get guaranteed reliability, and Windows is weird sometimes so I trust your experience, but it doesn’t mean everyone having the same experience. I just don’t like that you blamed user for having negative experience with Linux, which a lot of Linux fans do, which doesn’t help community or really anyone.
      Linux can be unreliable on desktop systems, and Windows can be super stable on embedded and servers almost as Linux is.
      I just very frustrated with the Linux community blaming users for having legitimate problems which even recognised by professionals. Not sure if you did that intentionally but that’s a very common behaviour for Linux fanboys.

  • @hellomine2849
    @hellomine2849 Před 3 lety +45

    3:01 lol you got me with the "other letters of the alphabet"

    • @Your_Degenerate
      @Your_Degenerate Před 3 lety +6

      You got me with your profile pic

    • @hellomine2849
      @hellomine2849 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Your_Degeneratedon't look at my pfp you'll have nightmares :)). Wait wth you have the same picture

  • @N.S.A.
    @N.S.A. Před 3 lety +20

    Finally an objective review of Windows.

  • @kamalzubairov2344
    @kamalzubairov2344 Před 3 lety +9

    Windows has a great Indian support from many websites that'll check your PC and detect malware. Isn't it better to have this opportunity rather than be alone with shitty Linux?

  • @kayak1984
    @kayak1984 Před 3 lety +11

    "The penguin worshippers ..." ahahahhaha

  • @Dennis-Earl-Smiley
    @Dennis-Earl-Smiley Před 6 měsíci +3

    Linux Mint made my machine actually work, while windows could not.

  • @user-zg9zy7zm8c
    @user-zg9zy7zm8c Před 3 lety +24

    Normies: april fools
    Linux users: dooms day

  • @zopeck
    @zopeck Před 3 lety +3

    Oh man! This is fu***ng superb! I simply could not stop laughing :) Thanks! Awesome video!

  • @craigw4644
    @craigw4644 Před 3 lety +11

    Worth the click, very funny. Sent the link to a couple friends that will believe every word.

  • @erwinjitsu_3706
    @erwinjitsu_3706 Před 3 lety +2

    3:53 Lahti m39 with Ian from forgotten weapons, I love how you could find a picture of him to put there! Well done!

  • @SEB1991SEB
    @SEB1991SEB Před 2 lety +8

    Interesting, Linux is on the Mars rover being sent through space. And Linux is based on Unix. The inventor of Unix was actually inspired to create Unix after porting an early video game from one computer to another. That game was called ‘Space Travel’. So ‘Space Travel’ eventually led to real life space travel.

  • @BRORIGIN
    @BRORIGIN Před 3 lety +13

    This is the first and only april fool's video today that I've actually found funny. Great video!

  • @primorock8141
    @primorock8141 Před 3 lety +19

    This is the quality content I subscribed for

  • @sergioacevedo2254
    @sergioacevedo2254 Před rokem +1

    From the moment that you compared the scientific research OS market share to desktop OS market share, I had a strange feeling. I looked down, the first of April. well done. lol

  • @Lucas-mq2pd
    @Lucas-mq2pd Před 3 lety

    Please do this every year, it was so funny!

  • @noideac
    @noideac Před 3 lety +5

    Hits harder than a Windows 10 bug

  • @Sam-bt9mi
    @Sam-bt9mi Před 3 lety +31

    "Nobody has ever paid for Linux"
    **sad Red Hat noises**

  • @theoogy8265
    @theoogy8265 Před 3 lety

    Wow, a lot of great info here. Thanks Mental Outlaw!

  • @shinokami007
    @shinokami007 Před 2 lety

    awesome, thanks for the content.
    love the humor ;)

  • @testhekid
    @testhekid Před 3 lety +26

    someone who turns an april fool video into a semi useful-sarcastic video deserves me respect

  • @Pariatech
    @Pariatech Před 3 lety +26

    Oh no he got the jab! He's going crazy!

    • @censoredterminalautism4073
      @censoredterminalautism4073 Před 3 lety +9

      Wait until he gets the proprietary nanomachines from eating Microsoft synthetic cockroach meat.
      It would be funnier if it wasn't real. This is your future. Not mine, though, I will be in a grave.

    • @silvio2603
      @silvio2603 Před 3 lety +1

      You VILL use Vindows and you VILL be happy.

  • @juzujuzu4555
    @juzujuzu4555 Před 3 lety +2

    Mental, if you happen to find any ways to better your Gentoo configs, kernel configs, or anything that improves Gentoo, don't forget these modifications. Video with lots of unrelated Gentoo improvements would be so great video that I'll share it =)
    Or collection of "here you can find this", "you can achieve this by doing that" types of things. Pretty much all Gentoo related videos on this channel have been great.

  • @arrtemfly
    @arrtemfly Před 3 lety

    in my time it's actually april 2nd when you uploaded lol

  • @undersquire
    @undersquire Před 3 lety +8

    TelemetryOS

  • @spanishchair
    @spanishchair Před 2 lety +4

    I could hear the pain in his voice when he said "Even McAfee is useful" at 4:40.

  • @M3LP
    @M3LP Před 3 lety +1

    Her mental outlaw, I’ve been a sub for quite a while, love your content. So straight to the point, can you teach us which emulator is safest, where to go to get it. When I was little I never really got to play games until the ps3 came out, my mom bought me the Nintendo 64, for some reason it just stopped working, then she got me a ps2 in which my real gaming phase started, it was awesome, yeah I didn’t get to play the latest games, but still has fun, no more games treating me like I’m too stupid to understand what an attack button is suppose to do when you press it, the games in particular that I miss is the Gundam games for ps2, but Bandai has a bit of a hate boner for anything pc rarely releasing their games on pc, unless it was something that was a copy of dark souls, or an ip that they didn’t really care about, the only two Gundam games they have out aren’t really Gundam games, more like toy virtual play games, I miss my actual Gundam games, the serious stories, the characters, and most of all the iconic Gundam’s and earning my Gundam, please help.

    • @florac.6784
      @florac.6784 Před 2 lety

      There’s PCSX2, which is a common ps2 emulator you can run on Linux and Windows. You also have several Gamecube/Nintendo 64 emulators out there, just search them up online, and they should also work on Linux too.

  • @theelectronicorchestra5094

    Thanks man I got a good laugh out of this!

  • @hungrysnail.
    @hungrysnail. Před 3 lety +9

    What is crazy is some people use these arguments in a serious way haha.
    Like "telemetry and payed software is good because it gives you a premium experience"
    "open source bad because anyone can see the code and try to do bad things, closed source good"
    "windows is a premium experience more stable than any other OS" (of course they're gonna whine when windows crash but if you suggest try use Linux, windows somehow becomes the most stable OS of the world for them)

  • @xAlbanianHackerx
    @xAlbanianHackerx Před 3 lety +3

    Finally! Someone that tells it how it is! Can you do a QANON video next pretty please 🙏!

    • @techtiger2558
      @techtiger2558 Před 3 lety

      You're asking for our new censorship gods to give him a ban

  • @catomajorcensor
    @catomajorcensor Před 3 lety +1

    In my timezone, you uploaded it in April 2nd :)

  • @trailblazercombi
    @trailblazercombi Před 3 lety +1

    Next up:
    Microsoft uses this video as an ad!

  • @knightrider585
    @knightrider585 Před 3 lety +3

    Luke is going to rip these claims apart when he does his response video!

  • @zimbu_
    @zimbu_ Před 3 lety +7

    Good points. Reinstalling Windows Me now.

  • @copdatchoppa
    @copdatchoppa Před 2 lety

    I was gonna lash out in the comments, but then I read the description and I calmed down immediately. Funny video tho!

  • @AthanasiosJapan
    @AthanasiosJapan Před 3 lety +2

    Great video.
    Entertainment and education combined.

  • @tuxinal5661
    @tuxinal5661 Před 3 lety +4

    The rover doesn't use Linux it uses some proprietory os but the drone that is sent alongside the rover uses linux because it has an arm cpu and nasa engineers didn't want to rewrite the whole os when they could just slap linux on it but it still is an inter planetary os

  • @noahwilliams8996
    @noahwilliams8996 Před 3 lety +4

    You forgot the most important one: it looks prettier. Some people would pay top dollar for a nice painting, but Windows is a painting that does stuff. Boring stuff like office work, but stuff nonetheless.
    If you had to work all day and all night, wouldn't you rather look at a nice, pretty, blue interface that makes your eyeballs happy?

    • @techtiger2558
      @techtiger2558 Před 3 lety +3

      Mmh, straight blue light right in my eyeballs. Lovely.

  • @Roanokekidstech
    @Roanokekidstech Před 3 lety

    I spat when I saw Stallman when you said percent. Great character work.

  • @hugusACFgugaefgo
    @hugusACFgugaefgo Před 3 lety

    I enjoyed the joke that you made last year too!

  • @NeveJay
    @NeveJay Před 3 lety +6

    some people didn't check the date and disliked on impulse

  • @m5w5
    @m5w5 Před 3 lety +23

    "some actually good antivirus, like Windows Defender"
    lol I lost it at that point

    • @captainet8315
      @captainet8315 Před 3 lety +4

      >Implying that windows defender is not actually the best AV you can get on winblows...

    • @comicsans1689
      @comicsans1689 Před 3 lety +2

      @@captainet8315 It's the least sucky one. Antivirus on Windows sucks in general.

    • @comicsans1689
      @comicsans1689 Před 3 lety +1

      @Gui Exactly! Windows Defender on its own will routinely use a lot of the CPU, RAM, and HDD/SSD while doing background scans.

    • @lancebarreto
      @lancebarreto Před 3 lety

      @Gui But won't ubuntu need an AV as well as it becomes more popular? There are no viruses cuz there's no commercial incentive (Unless i'm wrong, in which case kindly enlighten me)

    • @lancebarreto
      @lancebarreto Před 3 lety +1

      @Gui swizznet so isn't it the same thing in windows? For these programs to cause harm you have to give them administrator permission tight?

  • @killertigergaming6762
    @killertigergaming6762 Před 3 lety +2

    Yay happy Microsoft appreciation day amazing video

  • @LowLevelLemmy
    @LowLevelLemmy Před 2 lety

    You forgot that checkers is also just halo with a new texture pack.

  • @GameDevNerd
    @GameDevNerd Před rokem +4

    As a game developer I second the idea that Windows is the _bad-ass_ of gaming. We develop on Windows because it's simply the best platform for it. You can run 6 monitors at the same time and jump right into a VR headset and it all just works flawlessly. The OS has the best drivers and hardware integration so you're able to run those twin 3090Tis to the max to push your 8x 4K monitor layout and run 12 dev tools at the same time, lol. I'll be running Unity, Visual Studio, Photoshop, Maya, Audacity, video capture tools, Firefox, git tools and a few other things all at once. No instability or issues here, no viruses here, and I'm getting all kinds of stuff done in a game seamlessly and simultaneously. And actually playing games is the most pleasant experience possible.

    • @sheepriderkiller1181
      @sheepriderkiller1181 Před 5 měsíci

      i thought its because linux users usually use adblocks and not really pay for shit when they don't have to

    • @user-db2uj9vc7s
      @user-db2uj9vc7s Před 5 měsíci +1

      "Yeah in linux land we dont have GUI we caveman people"-what people think of linux users

  • @tanmaypanadi1414
    @tanmaypanadi1414 Před 3 lety +3

    meanwhile all the rest of the three letter agencies run all their own systems on custom Linux OS.

  • @absolutelyproprietary6896

    3:21 I like how you are showing stallman while talking about perverts lmao

  • @ahmadmomani3249
    @ahmadmomani3249 Před 3 lety +2

    You forgot to mention Cortana, the most Sophisticated ultra-smart AI assistant.
    It can do a lot of things like making reminders and uhmm......
    ..
    quitting you from your CS:GO ranked match randomly ever while.
    Cortana is the reason that I quit from crappy arch linux, yikes.

  • @veasman2274
    @veasman2274 Před 3 lety +3

    Finally a video worth my time! I am so fed up by all this "Linux" propoganda. Linux neckbeards are bad, Windows is the only OS

  • @unmined5022
    @unmined5022 Před 3 lety +3

    0:19 yeah none

  • @Rickety3263
    @Rickety3263 Před 3 lety +2

    Halo is just Wolfenstein 3D with extra textures

  • @prw56
    @prw56 Před rokem +1

    "Every now and then they (Hackers) surface from the dark web or the block chain."
    I nearly spat out the water I was drinking when you said block chain.

  • @AKABeestYT
    @AKABeestYT Před 3 lety +2

    OMG thank you I might just convert my linux pc to windows

  • @tfeak2101
    @tfeak2101 Před 2 lety +3

    im a gamer but i also love programming and technology, switched to arch linux for a year had fun ricing it, programming or literally anything other then games but when i wanted to play some fortnite or obscure roblox game with friends they would always make fun of me cause i couldnt join. my school would also use weird software that dosent run on linux. now i just straight up hate all operating systems

  • @stefmyt5062
    @stefmyt5062 Před 3 lety +2

    This is really well made lmao.

  • @a_ChildOfChrist
    @a_ChildOfChrist Před 2 lety

    dear mental outlaw, i love your channel. thank you.

  • @nicholasbrooks7349
    @nicholasbrooks7349 Před 3 lety +6

    Very true , I love Winblows and bill gates good video.

  • @Reth_Hard
    @Reth_Hard Před 3 lety +7

    You forgot to say that you can crack Windows!
    (Good luck trying to crack Linux...)
    :P

    • @hellomine2849
      @hellomine2849 Před 3 lety +1

      That's my excuse when I am on piratebay. I download "Linux"

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard Před 3 lety +4

      @@hellomine2849
      lol yeah, I think since the last 10 years, Linux distros are pretty much the only 100% legal things I've downloaded using torrents.

    • @hellomine2849
      @hellomine2849 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Reth_Hard Same. I know Lubuntu required you to torrent in order to get the iso

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard Před 3 lety +1

      @@hellomine2849
      Actually, my gaming computer just broke recently so I am right now using an old laptop running Lubuntu with only 1GO ram... D:

    • @kimcosmos
      @kimcosmos Před 2 lety

      Are you saying most cracks are incompatible with Wine?

  • @JINORU_
    @JINORU_ Před 3 lety +2

    scaring my neighbors laughing really hard at that John McAfee jole

  • @vinichab
    @vinichab Před 2 lety +1

    As a Brazilian, I wonder what the NSA, FBI and CIA are even doing with my data

  • @deivedux9342
    @deivedux9342 Před 3 lety +3

    I'd pay you to tell me where you get those anime girl images!

  • @encampedmars627
    @encampedmars627 Před 2 lety +3

    The most annoying thing is I’d totally switch to Linux, but the fact that literally everything is compatible with windows, not so much Linux is really what keeps me from switching; as annoying as Windows can be.

    • @encampedmars627
      @encampedmars627 Před 2 lety

      @Linden Reaper I’ve tried to reply like 5 times but it keeps getting deleted for some reason, so imma keep this short. No not everything, but most stuff. Ik wine or qemu exists, but they’ll never be as convenient as native support. And lastly I hate the condescending attitude Linux users have towards windows users. It pisses me off. That is all.

    • @encampedmars627
      @encampedmars627 Před 2 lety

      @Linden Reaper Discord, AltStore, Valorant, and probably more. I know I could use wine or boot up a vm for Valorant, but it’ll never work as well or be as convenient as the native support on windows.

    • @encampedmars627
      @encampedmars627 Před 2 lety

      Also pa1ntd0tn3t. Spelt weirdly bcus I’m pretty sure stuff thinking it’s a url keeps getting it removed.

    • @encampedmars627
      @encampedmars627 Před 2 lety

      @Linden Reaper your comment got deleted

    • @encampedmars627
      @encampedmars627 Před 2 lety

      funny story, I actually tried pinta like 5 hours ago. Absolutely hated it. You don’t even know what AltStore is lmao. And to be honest, no. I ain’t gonna drop a game I’ve played a ton of just because it’s anti cheat is kernel level. Didja know that riot actually put a 100k bounty for anyone who manages to remote access a pc via their anti cheat? A quick search shows that, yes, it’s intrusive, but no, it is not spyware. Intrusive != Spyware. And FYI, telling people to just stop using/playing something so they can switch to Linux isn’t the greatest motivator. Again, I’m tired of Linux users acting as if all windows users are idiots. I know windows sucks ass, but I put up with its bullshit for what are, imo, good reasons.

  • @AriannaEuryaleMusic
    @AriannaEuryaleMusic Před 3 lety +2

    "Free cheese, can only be found on a mousetrap".

  • @MaffyZor
    @MaffyZor Před 3 lety

    Windows user here, great video! Thank you.

  • @Rundik
    @Rundik Před 3 lety +4

    It's a lot more stable for desktop from my experience.
    Unless you invested a few thousand hours in learning how to deal with endless linux bugs/features

    • @Rundik
      @Rundik Před 3 lety +2

      Linux is only free if your time is free

  • @zloboslav_
    @zloboslav_ Před 3 lety +4

    well about everything being a halo mod - when you consider DirectX it's actually kind of true lmfao xdddddd

  • @nikunjkhangwal
    @nikunjkhangwal Před rokem +2

    Linux penguin always looks like it's cooking some shady stuff with that sus smirk.
    Windows logo on the other hand is....well...WINDOWS. It literally inspires you to look and go outside, touch some grass.

  • @amnottabs
    @amnottabs Před 3 lety

    jokes on you, I am watching this on April 2nd which makes this a totally serious video