How Not to Make Mobile Games

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  • čas přidán 9. 07. 2024
  • Some of the tricks used by the most lucrative mobile games to manipulate and exploit their players.
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    Music is first: Dog Park by Silent Partner • Dog Park - Silent Part...
    and then Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven

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  • @PolyMatter
    @PolyMatter  Před 6 lety +2065

    Hope you guys find this topic interesting? Feel free to give feedback.
    I've got another political theory video in the pipeline which should be really neat (not unlike the North Korea one). Probably the video after next, but I think it's going to be good!

    • @bartvos2342
      @bartvos2342 Před 6 lety +8

      Great video. Beyond things like the animation quality and clarity of explanation, which is consistent across all your videos, I really like the topic. It's relatable for a lot of peoples, and the principles explained are interesting. I'm looking forward to the next video on this topic!

    • @BasicSpencer
      @BasicSpencer Před 6 lety

      are you going to be praising another enemy of america like in the other korea video? the title of that one disgusts me. people like you don't belong in this countery

    • @MrBenMcLean
      @MrBenMcLean Před 6 lety +1

      PolyMatter these skinner box "games" are evil. That's why I mostly play retro games like Doom, StarCraft or Starsiege Tribes where one purchase means you can actually enjoy something and keep it indefinitely. Even MineCraft (on PC) got this right. Why can't mobile games?

    • @fiontankelly2925
      @fiontankelly2925 Před 6 lety +1

      Basic Spencer you incorrectly spelt country

    • @sagniknath4344
      @sagniknath4344 Před 6 lety +4

      PolyMatter Dude one day you will be the next CGP Grey

  • @Uhuss-qq6cq
    @Uhuss-qq6cq Před 6 lety +4152

    *"Pay money to play less of the game they paid for"*
    now that's what you call a genius businessmen.

  • @njf1175
    @njf1175 Před 5 lety +2382

    3:33
    Lure them back with a notification, or two, or thirty.
    *Duolingo bird wants to know your location*

    • @kro2704
      @kro2704 Před 5 lety +29

      He isn’t is here is she?

    • @ghshrksidhc5460
      @ghshrksidhc5460 Před 5 lety +11

      kidnapp they're familly

    • @kenshinrx
      @kenshinrx Před 5 lety +1

      Cringe :/

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff Před 5 lety +1

      *ERHEM ITS ONLY FOR **_GAMES_*

    • @geckoo9190
      @geckoo9190 Před 5 lety +7

      Yea, in that moment you start to watch the sky looking for a green owl.

  • @quamaii
    @quamaii Před 4 lety +734

    Why is it that in mobile games there are 2 currencies that are ALWAYS like:
    1. The useless currency that you get for doing ANYTHING.
    2. The useful currency that's really hard to get without paying.

    • @TheHeavyshadow
      @TheHeavyshadow Před 4 lety +137

      For two reasons:
      1. To further confuse one on how much one has already spend on the game.
      2. To give the player the illusion of progress. You might earn 100.000 of currency-1, but currency-1 is almost useless. Only the real-money-currency, currency-2, gets the player the really good items. Of course, these items only help the player to get more currency-1, so the designers are relying on the player paying even more for even more faux-progress.

    • @oblivion2755
      @oblivion2755 Před 4 lety +21

      Free Fire has a free currency called Coins, you get coins for playing, but it also has diamonds, which is a paid currency.

    • @cst1229
      @cst1229 Před 4 lety +18

      Or impossible.
      Example: Pickcrafter has picks, which you get by mining and idling with PPS items, and Runic, which can ONLY be obtained at the start of the game or by paying.

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette Před 4 lety +15

      Dragon City in a nutshell, except you can also use currency 2 to get currency 1. I still have *hundreds* of gems because I'm a crazy saver lol

    • @MetaBloxer
      @MetaBloxer Před 4 lety +17

      Maybe it's to make the lack of the second currency more frustrating, while also amounting to "progress" that the player doesn't want to lose by giving up playing

  • @txxxj4752
    @txxxj4752 Před 4 lety +542

    I love how he ends using one of the tactics
    'I will show this in an upcoming video, subscribe until then.'

  • @Hesil7
    @Hesil7 Před 5 lety +2161

    Voodoo games are the perfect example.
    Basic idea
    Money
    Bunch of ads

    • @PoloRossi
      @PoloRossi Před 5 lety +160

      IceLeaf29 I do the exact same thing.
      Helen Sillaste They also make fake .io games that have bots rather than multiplayer and tend to make clones of other game apps, really cheap of them if you ask me.

    • @igorralevic4956
      @igorralevic4956 Před 5 lety +78

      I play voodoo games a lot. I just keep my wifi off and my wallet closed

    • @fookineatsheetbeach1167
      @fookineatsheetbeach1167 Před 5 lety +13

      @@PoloRossi Does that include paper.io?

    • @PoloRossi
      @PoloRossi Před 5 lety +66

      l2r2 Yes, every single .io game they’ve ever made has bots with pre-written names. The easiest way to tell it’s a bot is by turning off WiFi for the app and keeping track of who’s who and the repetitive patterns they make.

    • @dreflox
      @dreflox Před 5 lety +27

      voodoo games also won't want you to play if you don't agree in them stealing all your data, contacts and files in your phone

  • @zaktak4380
    @zaktak4380 Před 5 lety +1415

    You forgot about limited time offers and special packs. They are worth your money for sure!

    • @ghshrksidhc5460
      @ghshrksidhc5460 Před 5 lety +36

      lol even if I want something limited or paid I just hack the game gg ez

    • @addust
      @addust Před 5 lety +5

      ._. it's just another money-making hoax.

    • @halkon4412
      @halkon4412 Před 5 lety +48

      @@ghshrksidhc5460 Most mobile games authenticate to their servers at regular intervals, so cheating isn't possible.

    • @sdani.
      @sdani. Před 5 lety +3

      @@ghshrksidhc5460 or download a mod apk

    • @jackpitard
      @jackpitard Před 5 lety +14

      This exactly- they lure players in with limited edition items and stuff to make players want to buy it- if they don’t buy it they might feel like they’re missing something.

  • @thatsroughbuddy1407
    @thatsroughbuddy1407 Před 4 lety +66

    2010: Casual, fun games
    2017: Mircrotransactions
    2019: "Lets throw away our brains and make innacurate and laughable ads... and then play them on our own games!"

    • @shiruvuiaanimak1485
      @shiruvuiaanimak1485 Před 3 lety

      It doesn't have to be smart, it just has to work and apparently, these ads are the most effective since there are so many of them...

    • @susgaming6965
      @susgaming6965 Před 3 lety

      A game is still fun despite microtransactions. Anything modern will be something an edgelord disagrees with.

  • @rookieman329
    @rookieman329 Před 3 lety +53

    PolyMatter: How to not make a mobile game
    Me, an aspiring game dev: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @RoganPlant
      @RoganPlant Před 3 lety +4

      Me, an apsiring rich person

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 Před 6 lety +2794

    *Or spend 5$ for 1000 polypoints to get the next video.

  • @andyanon4081
    @andyanon4081 Před 6 lety +1685

    In the early days of smart phones, mobile games used to be creative and fun games which utilised the unique abilities of smart phones over other gaming systems such as the touch screen and tilt controls. Now they're almost all just clones of clash of clans and the like - games which I've never found fun.
    I miss the games which cost a few dollars and you can play them uninterrupted from there onwards.

    • @AzuriteCoast
      @AzuriteCoast Před 6 lety +18

      Andrew Boot Ever played Reaper?

    • @trevorbelmont9441
      @trevorbelmont9441 Před 6 lety +133

      Andrew Boot Yeah. Those games are cancer. Even their ads are cancer (Mobile Legends, Lords Mobile). Originality, creativity, and innovation is almost dead because of these games since they're only after one thing: money, money and money. I've only seen a few gems in the app store but there might be more if the app store isn't full of trashy games.

    • @theprophetofthepastagod5633
      @theprophetofthepastagod5633 Před 6 lety +66

      Marc Lorenz don't forget about the abomination that is final fantasy a new Empire which is just a fire age clone half of the ads I see on videos are that shit

    • @drawmaster77
      @drawmaster77 Před 6 lety +66

      in the good ole days I've used to play with a rock. Oh how much creativity it took to imagine a rock was a car, or a plane! Today we have real cars and planes, no creativity whatsoever. Today sucks!

    • @tonyflamingo3444
      @tonyflamingo3444 Před 6 lety +4

      like boom beach or my singing monsters

  • @adityamanthri9167
    @adityamanthri9167 Před 5 lety +1909

    How do people even like candy crush? I ignore it the second i scroll through it in the app store!

    • @l0cr260
      @l0cr260 Před 5 lety +160

      Then you probably aren’t as vulnerable as everyone else

    • @thepwrtank18
      @thepwrtank18 Před 5 lety +207

      If you use Windows 10, go ahead and check your apps, you will be forced to have it.

    • @zrader1
      @zrader1 Před 5 lety +8

      Me too

    • @crowneedsabuff8057
      @crowneedsabuff8057 Před 5 lety +32

      Parents

    • @nixnix22
      @nixnix22 Před 5 lety +103

      Adults and elderly people

  • @not5477
    @not5477 Před 5 lety +370

    In my 26 years of life I have never paid a single cent to a mobile game after installing it

    • @icei34errel51
      @icei34errel51 Před 5 lety +2

      In my time of play FEH i never spent anything on summoning orbs

    • @jellyacw8751
      @jellyacw8751 Před 4 lety

      same

    • @John-fs7oh
      @John-fs7oh Před 4 lety +1

      Greedy games, can not be treated

    • @oblivion2755
      @oblivion2755 Před 4 lety +6

      @Zac Stevenson $600 is a lot for me.

    • @a.q.2330
      @a.q.2330 Před 4 lety +7

      @Zac Stevenson those games are trash man. At least it wasnt lords mobile or other ripoffs.

  • @kylenetherwood8734
    @kylenetherwood8734 Před 6 lety +663

    I'm already pretty good at not making mobile games.

    • @doneaccount
      @doneaccount Před 6 lety +16

      UNDERRATED COMMENT XDD

    • @ElstonTrant
      @ElstonTrant Před 6 lety

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

    • @cassette7347
      @cassette7347 Před 5 lety +7

      i start with plan of making a pc game and it magically turns into o mobile game.
      then i cancel my project, even if i finish it.
      i am never gonna publish a mobile game.
      *_ever._*

    • @lubber794
      @lubber794 Před 5 lety +10

      @@cassette7347 But why? Just because most mobile games are trash does not mean yours has to be. I hope there are not to many good devs with your mindset because in my opinion the mobile plattform is excellent for tightly designed games. just look at the ones made by nitrome for example. sure it can be hard to monetize ethically and be successfull at the same time but i think the best way to go about it is to advertise and give the option of turning ads off with a one time purchase.

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 Před 5 lety +1

      @@lubber794 you do know that mobile games require extensive knowledge of Java and programming as a whole? And that Java is a pretty annoying language to deal with?

  • @Anu8ius
    @Anu8ius Před 6 lety +1074

    This is so sad that its true, Ive recently released my first mobile game with a few other people (a 3d-tower defense), and we made it pay-up-front and get everything included, no in-app purchases at all. That for some reason resulted in people that commented on our trailer to make the game F2P etc...

    • @malace2
      @malace2 Před 6 lety +200

      It is sad that freemium is a common thing on smart phones if you need the money i gues you have to get low like them

    • @Skyfire-dy4yw
      @Skyfire-dy4yw Před 6 lety +151

      Mobile gaming has hit a new low if people want their games to be P2W. Or, They haven't actually hit a new low, because that would require them to be good first. But It seems like mobile games will forever be for the Cassuals. Because that's who's going to buy the game.

    • @thepyrogamer659
      @thepyrogamer659 Před 6 lety +212

      Have you tried making a demo? People would be more willing to pay for your game if they can get a taste of what the game is like.

    • @slimebuildingblocks5805
      @slimebuildingblocks5805 Před 6 lety +21

      What's it called

    • @larsus1436
      @larsus1436 Před 6 lety +87

      Please, please, please, DON'T agree to do that. You did the very right thing to do there. I'm extremely tired and frustrated of looking for a good mobile game that I have to pay for (I hate F2P games because I can't stand P2W, or microtransactions all together), and even when I find one, most of the time they even include microtransactions! T_T
      I've mostly seen games that were also released on Steam, but for some reason, only the mobile versions have microtransactions. Two examples I can think of are Plague Inc. and Beat Hazard. So please, don't do it :( remain as you are, paying up front for everything and no microtransactions. People need to stop thinking that because it is on the App store or Google Play, it *has* to be free.
      If you don't mind, please tell me which game it is. As I just stated, I want games that must be purchased but have no microtransactions or anything (like, you know... a regular same as ever videogame), and I actually love tower defense games ;D

  • @MaybeNotARobot
    @MaybeNotARobot Před 5 lety +172

    Most mobile games: pay to get stuff but it’s optional, but they make it feel required
    Gacha games: LITERALLY PAY TO LOOK AT PICTURES OF WAIFUS

    • @kubatutak9452
      @kubatutak9452 Před 5 lety +13

      Also some games: pay to buy 80% of things

    • @dragoljubobucinski7985
      @dragoljubobucinski7985 Před 4 lety +12

      @@kubatutak9452 EA: hold my microtransactions

    • @cst1229
      @cst1229 Před 4 lety +18

      EA just after acquiring PopCap: Fire all the PVZ1 crew for not agreeing to make PVZ2 F2P, P2W and mobile only.
      Later...
      EA with PVZ2: Pay an amount that is _more expensive_ than the price of PVZ1 itself to obtain 1 plant from PVZ1 that is sometimes less useful here!
      NOTE: I have never played PVZ2.

    • @Exath8630
      @Exath8630 Před 3 lety +3

      No waifu no laifu

    • @inaki5989
      @inaki5989 Před 3 lety +3

      Exath8630 paying for shitty waifus instead of getting the good free ones: no laifu

  • @lone.wo1f
    @lone.wo1f Před 5 lety +89

    That was way *too dark* but way *too honest* to spil the truth of today's Mobile Game industry...

    • @sylvierose2799
      @sylvierose2799 Před 5 lety +5

      Not from "today" tho, these issues are VEEEEERY old in mobile game market, if anything, they started to become slowly better in the last half-decade. Japanese gacha games which are infamous for being very greedy started to become more free2play friendly, something that no one ever thought possible a decade ago

    • @sylvierose2799
      @sylvierose2799 Před 5 lety +1

      The majority still pretty pay2win but there is hope

    • @tremeschinion9420
      @tremeschinion9420 Před 4 lety +2

      we need to hear this kind of thing, so we can't be fooled by mobile games anymore. and if you want this to change, the developers must watch this video, so they'll know that people know the truth about their games, and probably a large number of people will stop playing the game because they know it's not worth play a pay 2 win game

  • @ANightDazingZoroark
    @ANightDazingZoroark Před 6 lety +533

    angry birds just got ruined by the shit mentioned in this video
    now my childhood is something I could cherish.... angry birds is never the same again...

    • @madelinebitts2766
      @madelinebitts2766 Před 5 lety +34

      Angry Birds was just a reskinned rip off of an existing game that had been online for a long time before Angry Birds was even a thing. It was free, too, not freemium.

    • @mwbgaming28
      @mwbgaming28 Před 5 lety +67

      same with fruit ninja, i have the original fruit ninja on my old iPhone 4S (before all the bullshit was added) you swipe fruit and if you hit a bomb, you lose, simple as that
      or you can pay $1 for so called "zen mode" where there are no bombs and you can play until the timer runs out
      now its full of bullshit daily logins, microtransactions, ads and fuck knows how much other crap

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 Před 5 lety +18

      Go watch game theory or film theory to ruin the rest of your childhood!

    • @kubatutak9452
      @kubatutak9452 Před 5 lety +10

      Angry birds 1 was good, no overusing ads and microtransactions, 2nd part is worse, you have limited lives and ads everytime yoy play it

    • @alecs2143
      @alecs2143 Před 5 lety

      F

  • @hephaestus8266
    @hephaestus8266 Před 6 lety +317

    Taking candy from a child is hard. I have the scars to prove it.

    • @telebread1416
      @telebread1416 Před 5 lety +3

      What did you do -_-

    • @deezburr
      @deezburr Před 5 lety +2

      TeleBread *** he stole it from a ped dressed like a kid

    • @calebunga7271
      @calebunga7271 Před 5 lety +1

      Hephaestus82 I accidentally raped it and now im supposed to be a “pedoophile” and people “hate me” whatever those mean, jeez the nerve of the younger generation.

    • @JeroenJA
      @JeroenJA Před 5 lety +1

      Simpsons proved it can almost kill you,
      just ask Mr Burns and Maggie ;-).

    • @hayden-ln1li
      @hayden-ln1li Před 5 lety +1

      Try taking the entire child

  • @twenty-four6231
    @twenty-four6231 Před 4 lety +79

    Step 1: Include repetitive gameplay that only lasts the player 5 minutes before getting super boring.
    Step 2: Show the player ATLEAST 30 unskippable ads every hour. Oh, and make sure to ad a overly-expensive "remove ads" option that people will be forced to buy if they want to even play the game.
    Step 3: Make sure the game can't run without Internet, so people wouldn't turn off the Internet to avoid ads.
    Step 4: Buy ads for your game on every website there ever was.
    Step 5: Make sure your ad has "99% OF PLAYERS CAN'T BEAT THIS" with footage of a woman (IMPORTANT) playing the game but failing horrendously, even though its the first and easiest level of the game.
    6. Profit

    • @mixazizu
      @mixazizu Před 3 lety +12

      Voodoo in a nutshell

    • @Skribbly1
      @Skribbly1 Před 3 lety +8

      The reviews: 1/10

    • @ZeroRaxo
      @ZeroRaxo Před 3 lety +9

      @@Skribbly1 Oh yeah Step 6: Remove any review that is bad

  • @dreemingofu8318
    @dreemingofu8318 Před 5 lety +562

    EA's marketing strategies in a nutshell

    • @millerh4500
      @millerh4500 Před 5 lety +29

      Yeah, but they also charge a $60 admission fee.

    • @mohammedsy1590
      @mohammedsy1590 Před 5 lety +3

      I know that the internet hates them but they're not that bad

    • @millerh4500
      @millerh4500 Před 5 lety

      I'm interested. Explain?

    • @adi3312
      @adi3312 Před 5 lety +4

      @@mohammedsy1590 idiot good

    • @icei34errel51
      @icei34errel51 Před 5 lety

      Especially the firet one x10

  • @SkullZNTH
    @SkullZNTH Před 6 lety +439

    That was dark.

  • @ahreuwu
    @ahreuwu Před 6 lety +267

    also, by giving the users a little bit of 'the (paid) game currency' as a reward for voluntarely watching an ad, they will use that amount of currency to 'feel the taste' of being premium and now you can trick their minds into buying more currency so that they can still get the benefits of having the ingame currency. ads + paid currency = instant profit

    • @huberthilla5322
      @huberthilla5322 Před 6 lety +1

      Favri good point

    • @purpleice2343
      @purpleice2343 Před 6 lety +6

      Doesn't need to be ads, just give them say, 1 (or more depending on prices) gem (premium currency) every level up or quest or etc just to let them taste the same without making them watch ads, can always add ads anyway.

    • @jonathandpg6115
      @jonathandpg6115 Před 6 lety +2

      Meh, adding the ads = gems etc makes me less likely to bitch about having them. I usually turn data off not to get them before opening the app (some ads take a lot of data)

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 Před 5 lety +11

      I like the system where games have a free, demo version (with reduced features) and a paid, "full" version. That way, one time pays for it all, and you get to try the game first (and play that version to your hearts content). So if you really like that game, you can buy the full version.

    • @musicstreaming3709
      @musicstreaming3709 Před 5 lety +1

      Owlblocks David no that is not nearly extortive enough

  • @lan1ern
    @lan1ern Před 5 lety +648

    3:30 I think you switched Duolingo and mobile games

    • @TheRandomizer44
      @TheRandomizer44 Před 5 lety +14

      That's true

    • @philhuntsman7588
      @philhuntsman7588 Před 5 lety +37

      DUOLINGO OWL PLEASE DONT KILL ME

    • @aboredfellow1448
      @aboredfellow1448 Před 5 lety +12

      Turn off notifications for Duolingo. Simple.

    • @qufo2008
      @qufo2008 Před 5 lety +41

      @@aboredfellow1448 if you turn off notifications for Duolingo... Duolingo turns off your family

    • @bruvyuh4701
      @bruvyuh4701 Před 5 lety +28

      Spanish or Vanish

  • @Alex_Guy1011
    @Alex_Guy1011 Před 5 lety +144

    When i saw the title, i instantly thought of those Mafia City ads.

    • @c0r5e
      @c0r5e Před 5 lety +9

      The_Admiral thats how mobile game MAFIA works

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma Před 4 lety +4

      which is sad since the developers did a shockingly NOT awful job on that game and kept it genuine. (for lack of detail let's say I was challenged to play it and not cringe.)

    • @JustJum
      @JustJum Před 4 lety +8

      Now the game ads are either:
      Just a 10 second random clip of gameplay that cuts out of nowhere. Sometimes adds a random emoji for that extra touch.
      Mom vs Dad, with the mom always winning, most of the time because she got lucky, or she just played much longer.
      Noob vs pro, same thing as mom vs dad.
      "I cant make it to level 2" while the player cant solve a task that a baby can.

  • @yonitik9931
    @yonitik9931 Před 6 lety +589

    Good anim, good narrator, good edit, good video, quality content=small sub-base

    • @jamzsmp
      @jamzsmp Před 6 lety +48

      Yonitik It sucks when people like this don't get the high subscription count like fake drama causing channels do. It's upsetting

    • @yathusanthulasi
      @yathusanthulasi Před 6 lety +21

      drama is "interesting" for some stupid reason. that needs to change

    • @shibesongs
      @shibesongs Před 6 lety +4

      Yonitik dead memes, 13 year old bitch as an narrator, clickbait
      (huge sub base)

    • @Der.Geschichtenerzahler
      @Der.Geschichtenerzahler Před 6 lety

      The number of subscribes doesn't matter. If he'd to beg for us to subscribe it would be kinda ironical.

    • @CurtissB
      @CurtissB Před 6 lety

      fruit ninja used to be good

  • @Nobeman2002
    @Nobeman2002 Před 6 lety +176

    You forgot to put Energy in the Game that the people have to pay to play the Game all the time or watch ads.

    • @siddharthm3958
      @siddharthm3958 Před 6 lety +33

      Nobeman2002 the energy shit is so toxic.. i just quitted mobile games bcoz of that shit

    • @purpleice2343
      @purpleice2343 Před 6 lety +15

      All energy games I played were too dumb to connect to time servers and check the real time so you can easily just play a bit, quickly tab out, forward time one hour, and play again, lul.
      Never used money on them.

    • @Edgeperor
      @Edgeperor Před 5 lety +5

      Nobeman2002 sad story time: I was playing this really decent mobile game where they clearly hoped you’d buy something, but weren’t pushing it at all. You could play as much as you wanted, when you wanted. Then I stopped playing for a few months, and it became a total scam. Want to play? Here’s three lives. Can’t get currency? Too bad. Out of lives? Spend some currency! What the fuck.

  • @sweetberries4611
    @sweetberries4611 Před 5 lety +44

    Mobile game, *shows up Netflix, CZcams and Facebook*

    • @lord_khufu
      @lord_khufu Před 3 lety +1

      I watched youtube on safari to save up some space on my 16 gb device, lucky that I don’t use neither facebook or Netflix so my ipad still pretty clean

  • @4chainer691
    @4chainer691 Před 5 lety +150

    Candy crush just stolen bejeweled's mechanics and gets all the fame cause they just add something a person would want

    • @berry7939
      @berry7939 Před 5 lety +23

      Yes1 bejeweled is more of quality, i never have even seen any pay to win things on it.

    • @4chainer691
      @4chainer691 Před 5 lety +1

      @@id_dragoon maybe i will

    • @0bashie
      @0bashie Před 4 lety

      @Phương Nguyễn fawk EA maen

    • @ionutblaj128
      @ionutblaj128 Před 3 lety

      @Blizzard Gaming install eclise xd

  • @alexander_a.
    @alexander_a. Před 5 lety +96

    Timestamps
    1:13 The Abstraction of currency
    2:40 Create Dependence
    3:38 Pay Not To Play
    4:16 Eternal Monotony
    You’re welcome

  • @rubabrahman9497
    @rubabrahman9497 Před 4 lety +39

    developer : * creates a pay-to-win game *
    me: * *laughs in apk mod* *

    • @SKtheMage
      @SKtheMage Před 4 lety +5

      Haha get it. You download it without paying.

    • @cst1229
      @cst1229 Před 4 lety +3

      Or patching the game to allow free IAPs to get past the payment/wall without paying.

    • @tushargupta1764
      @tushargupta1764 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SKtheMage not only that, but through the modded apk and game guardian, you can even add as much currency as you like. But, some server based games don't work with game guardian like Clash Of Clans as their data is stored outside the device. I did this on CSR Racing 2 and bought every single car in the game and the boss cars! I am sure i spend more time with the modded app than the actual Play Store app which i used to play around 2 years ago. I got banned from CSR Racing 2 Online though.

    • @mofukitt
      @mofukitt Před 3 lety

      eyyyyy!

    • @ceoofbruh6844
      @ceoofbruh6844 Před 3 lety

      Same fellow budget gamers

  • @DaKing08
    @DaKing08 Před 4 lety +17

    Voodoo: Write that down,
    *WRITE THAT DOWN!*

  • @Taikiji
    @Taikiji Před 6 lety +440

    This feels a lot like a CGPGrey video (ps: that's a GREAT thing, I'd LOVE to have videos in a CGPGrey style that talk about videogames)

    • @Taikiji
      @Taikiji Před 6 lety +22

      Especially feels like the 7 Ways to maximize misery video

    • @BasicSpencer
      @BasicSpencer Před 6 lety +2

      Yeah, this polymatter kid is a total cpggrey ripoff, I agree. Its pretty sad that such sad people need to rip off more successful peoples formats in order to get views. obviously polymatter is just another jew cashing in like the game's hes criticiszing.

    • @sthngo
      @sthngo Před 6 lety +1

      It kinda sounds like he's trying to imitate him, too much uncanny valley for me

    • @lukemorrison5500
      @lukemorrison5500 Před 6 lety +11

      I don't think he's THAT bad or trying to ripoff anyone... He is actually very good and tbh I wouldn't take people who use "jew" as an insult seriously.

    • @BasicSpencer
      @BasicSpencer Před 6 lety

      Luke Morrison if facts are insults than consider me very rude. Polyshekel has been brain washing his audeance for many years now. The liberal agenda on his channel is clear. Zionists are a great threat to this god blessed nation

  • @TimTeemo
    @TimTeemo Před 6 lety +1158

    Also, Pokémon go was so incredibly easy that a Free To Play player can do well in it without spending money on poke coins. But clash royale takes so much time to get enough items or cards to get better at the game. I rarely run into anyone that’s made it to 4000 trophies without spending anything.
    Good for you if you made it far without spending money.

    • @TimTeemo
      @TimTeemo Před 6 lety +11

      AJ LaMarc Wow nice. I’ve spent $22 and I’m at 4k. Not much of a trophy pusher

    • @vexo9531
      @vexo9531 Před 6 lety +5

      Teemo [GD] I can see why. I have spent 10$ in total on Clash Royale and I'm at 3000 trophies. Difficult to see where I would be if I didn't have the cards I have now because of the gems I bought.

    • @vexo9531
      @vexo9531 Před 6 lety +1

      SUNBURNT I have all of that but a clan. I have my own clan which I am trying to grow. The closest we have come is just one chest. I open my free chests and I hate waiting for the crown chest it's just gold that is a problem and my own clan

    • @DMack6464
      @DMack6464 Před 6 lety

      We meet again

    • @FiresBZ
      @FiresBZ Před 6 lety +2

      You really don't need to spend anything to get tournament level cards and a decent trophy count. If I recall correctly, I made it to 4K before spending anything.

  • @planetdesign4681
    @planetdesign4681 Před 5 lety +23

    “Your goal is not to make the player happy”
    **Uh, yeah, ok**

  • @sharpes5816
    @sharpes5816 Před 6 lety +56

    Gotta love exposing the psychology in everyday apps

  • @nasserm6852
    @nasserm6852 Před 6 lety +151

    Honestly I love your art style, the timer on the top during the topic slides, and your voice! Keep up the work!

  • @cassette7347
    @cassette7347 Před 5 lety +26

    me: i just downloaded this game, let me pl-
    game: *shows an ad*
    game:..
    game:give us 5 sta-
    me:i just downloaded the game and i didn't even played
    game:oh..
    game:....
    game:pay 09.99$ to continue then

  • @pickle24
    @pickle24 Před 4 lety +47

    Thanks for brawlstars supercell! Really enjoyable, zero ads and it's more skill based than pay to win.

    • @theoneabovemost7865
      @theoneabovemost7865 Před 4 lety +2

      Thank you and the gems are not impossible to collect

    • @mbnba3821
      @mbnba3821 Před 4 lety +1

      Its ight

    • @dragoljubobucinski7985
      @dragoljubobucinski7985 Před 4 lety

      IMO the game is boring, i played it, the concept is good, if i didnt have a pc brawl stars would be my favorite game of alltime

    • @pickle24
      @pickle24 Před 4 lety +1

      @@dragoljubobucinski7985 i've been playing it for 1 year

    • @dragoljubobucinski7985
      @dragoljubobucinski7985 Před 4 lety +1

      @@pickle24 holy shit has it been out that long

  • @juandavila140
    @juandavila140 Před 6 lety +86

    Good job, the "sinister teacher" tone fit this video perfectly. Very a la "rules for rulers" and "7 ways to maximise misery" but aplied to a different topic, Great video!

    • @CurtissB
      @CurtissB Před 6 lety +1

      Juan Davila hahaha i know right

  • @Aron-iw7pq
    @Aron-iw7pq Před 6 lety +12

    Fucking love the tone of this video. Holy shit you nailed the sense of heartless society we sometimes find ourself in.
    Great job man.

  • @CuppoJoe_
    @CuppoJoe_ Před 5 lety +108

    When someone pays lots of money to play less of the game they paid for
    *_STONKS_*

  • @WB_WRHD
    @WB_WRHD Před 5 lety +147

    Welcome to scamming 101, first, we cover the college system

    • @zt3853
      @zt3853 Před 5 lety +11

      ooooooooooooooooooooooooofffffffffffffffffffff

    • @thanhvinhnguyento7069
      @thanhvinhnguyento7069 Před 5 lety +6

      Oh shit. But I'm still falling for the scam anyways

  • @mechacode8527
    @mechacode8527 Před 6 lety +170

    overall: manipulate and exploit your players for your own benefit xD

  • @mustafaajmal3210
    @mustafaajmal3210 Před 6 lety +336

    The phone's time was 9:41 which is when Steve jobs announced the iPhone, and is the time that all apple products' times are in commercials.

    • @PolyMatter
      @PolyMatter  Před 6 lety +162

      You've spotted one of the easter eggs :)

    • @raspberry_picker395
      @raspberry_picker395 Před 6 lety +1

      Mustard Tech what

    • @narektorosyan863
      @narektorosyan863 Před 6 lety +1

      Actually it's 9:42 (Apple even used it in promo materials like www.iphones.ru/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/iPhone2gPricesNowM.jpg )

    • @Excelsoft
      @Excelsoft Před 6 lety

      Chicken Pie it's 12:14 PM here 💭

    • @peakupoop636
      @peakupoop636 Před 6 lety

      Narek Torosyan p

  • @AlexandruTanase11
    @AlexandruTanase11 Před 11 měsíci

    This is so good. Great job! Also, to add, it's extremely important to have amazing coherent/flashy art style, fluid animations and satisfying sounds (such as clinking coins)

  • @smecher5219
    @smecher5219 Před 5 lety +15

    Let's not forget about putting currency that can be gained via ad watching

    • @jackpitard
      @jackpitard Před 5 lety

      A Part of a Mountain yes, they do this to “give you a taste of being premium” to make you want to buy it.

  • @missingpathway0
    @missingpathway0 Před 6 lety +620

    Mobile games aren't video games they're just money grabs.

    • @Topunito
      @Topunito Před 6 lety +36

      Yep.Even happened with minecraft PE

    • @jacobperron7639
      @jacobperron7639 Před 6 lety +11

      Cuzeg Spiked In the video he talks about the ways to make people give you money for things that should be included in the game but in mcpe it is just additional stuff

    • @Gelzazz
      @Gelzazz Před 5 lety +2

      What about Pokemon revolution online on mobile

    • @heyheyjj
      @heyheyjj Před 5 lety +19

      well according to the FUCKING DEFINITION OF VIDEO GAME (vid·e·o game
      noun: A game played by electronically manipulating images produced by a computer program on a television screen or other display screen.) YES THEY FUCKING ARE

    • @CrossoverGameReviews
      @CrossoverGameReviews Před 5 lety +12

      And that's where the console and PC games are heading. So by your definition, console and PC games aren't games either.

  • @DannZylman
    @DannZylman Před 6 lety +144

    this reminds me of a south park episode

  • @efren.hurtado
    @efren.hurtado Před 5 lety

    I love how your video provided me with enough enjoyment to keep me interested, but not enough to fully satisfy me. I shall sub!

  • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-vu1no

    Example of bad mobile game: *This video was sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends*

  • @RandomThinker10
    @RandomThinker10 Před 6 lety +132

    Sad to see this strategy move into console gaming. Completely ruined the fun for me so I stopped playing all together.

    • @purpleice2343
      @purpleice2343 Před 6 lety +16

      Maybe console peasants will realize that paying $60 a year and other shit isn't how gaming is done and will finally use their money that they would use to buy a console to build a real pc that will be just as powerful (if not more), while also will buy games for lifetime and enjoy them as long as they care about them or have internet and electricity, lul.

    • @flaviunuflavius2495
      @flaviunuflavius2495 Před 5 lety +1

      well I doubt that, just look at games like League of Legends, the game is free and the gameplay really isn't giving you the feeling that it is pay to win (becuase it isn't, they mostly make their money from skins and other bundles). I am not negating the fact that this is still a game and may be seen as a waste of time ( it is actually pretty addictive, but what game isn't, right? so it's up to you to be responsible) but at least it is a pretty good overall game experience if you play for fun and is more enjoyable if you play with friends.

    • @Evilkwiet
      @Evilkwiet Před 5 lety +5

      @@purpleice2343 Finally another PC-master race Warrior. I salute to you my brother, i wish you well on your conquest to put these peasants and heretics on their places. May your Frame-rates be high and temperatures low.

    • @flydrop8822
      @flydrop8822 Před 5 lety +3

      @@purpleice2343 dude, just no, buying a simgle console is WAY cheaper than buy a powerful computer. A lot of games that run smoothly on console need a very good computer to have the dame experience. I have a Xbox One for about 2 years, and it never had problems with CPU/GPU not handling the game well, while in my computer that was about the same price, i can only play Fortnite on super low graphics, hell even CS:GO needs to be on low to run at 60 FPS.

    • @flydrop8822
      @flydrop8822 Před 5 lety +1

      Kevin dont give up, future looks bright for gaming, as some governments are starting to ban loot boxes and crap like this.

  • @enp4yne
    @enp4yne Před 6 lety +9

    Hey, love your videos!
    I was surprised to see you "only" had 29k subscribers, your videos are really high quality! Keep it up and I'm sure you will have a lot more success :)
    /subscribed

  • @omermirza3210
    @omermirza3210 Před 5 lety

    Explain the viewers a topic just enough that their knowledge enhances but not enough thay they leave your channel.
    You are one of them.

  • @joeclinton837
    @joeclinton837 Před 5 lety +7

    Thanks, I’ll be including these in my next mobile game!

  • @itsCh4rl1e
    @itsCh4rl1e Před 6 lety +5

    You make extraordinarily high quality videos! deserves many more views

  • @SneakyThePagan
    @SneakyThePagan Před 6 lety +8

    A very good video, honestly.
    From a standard viewers point of view, you go enough into detaile, not talking too much or too less about a part of the topic.
    Waiting for other videos from you, honestly!

  • @atilafernandes217
    @atilafernandes217 Před 4 lety

    What a honesty! Never lose that! Subscribed.

  • @Iamnabink
    @Iamnabink Před 4 lety

    JUST LOVED IT. AWESOME ,, YOU GAINED A NEW SUB. THANKS MAN FOR THIS VIDEO

  • @haranu1839
    @haranu1839 Před 6 lety +57

    I once got sixty notifications for a tile switching game.

    • @haaxxx9
      @haaxxx9 Před 6 lety +7

      FluffyCat McFluffy Uninstalled that shit right away and buy a 3DD instead. Or a Vita if you live in Japan. Or a Android gaming tablet that you can play emulators on there if that is your thing.
      All these greedy ass company's can rot in hell!

    • @bruh-dj5uo
      @bruh-dj5uo Před 6 lety

      3ds? Only if you hack it.

    • @JoaderR
      @JoaderR Před 5 lety

      Disable notifications

  • @maurogori5425
    @maurogori5425 Před 6 lety +506

    very intersting. subscribed.

  • @batebo2047
    @batebo2047 Před 5 lety

    Thanks PolyMatter.
    I learnt really much from your video. It was really good made at all.😀 People like you are the best teachers. Please don't stop even if CZcams stop give money.
    Love from Bulgaria

  • @TricoliciSerghei
    @TricoliciSerghei Před 5 lety

    I found this video VERY helpful, thanks a ton. Subscribed!

  • @kumatoraabomination
    @kumatoraabomination Před 6 lety +61

    how to make money fast: make weird spiderman and elsa videos.

  • @doverif
    @doverif Před 6 lety +339

    The daily reward has been exploited far too many times, just go to your settings, go to date and time, turn off set automatically, move it a day ahead, and boom, it registers as a day ahead.

    • @yeahnoway111
      @yeahnoway111 Před 6 lety +320

      good developer would make that server based so you wouldn't be able to do that

    • @firstlast8703
      @firstlast8703 Před 6 lety +5

      moivaanmoi exactly

    • @AvatarLandRazer
      @AvatarLandRazer Před 6 lety +110

      moivaanmoi good developers could even check for an attempted cheat and if done several times get you banned

    • @cl1ckbat358
      @cl1ckbat358 Před 6 lety +1

      I do that

    • @Henrix1998
      @Henrix1998 Před 6 lety +55

      The problem is that you lose those days. If you switch your clock to real time, you won't get the days again

  • @Yomush
    @Yomush Před 5 lety +7

    I basically don't play a mobile game with microtransactions if I notice that it just wants my money and I can't just cheat in the premium currency with Lucky Patcher.

  • @gigag5827
    @gigag5827 Před 5 lety +28

    This is the one of the reasons "why you can't called a gamer when just playing mobile games."

    • @alvaroj9509
      @alvaroj9509 Před 4 lety +10

      Have you ever played pay to play games on mobile? Some are fucking amazing

    • @biggiecheese253
      @biggiecheese253 Před 4 lety +1

      Stardew Valley, Terraria, Minecraft

    • @tremeschinion9420
      @tremeschinion9420 Před 4 lety +1

      specially if you haven't played flash games, btd 5, kingdom rush, maybe angry birds go? purble place, etc.

    • @sleepy_boi7552
      @sleepy_boi7552 Před 4 lety +4

      Gatekeeping much, ok i understand though it's mostly a landscape of trash

  • @jflight1691
    @jflight1691 Před 6 lety +3

    Your videos are like nicely animated CGP Grey, interesting topics too!

  • @MinerDJ6
    @MinerDJ6 Před 6 lety +102

    This just feels evil, getting thousands of people hooked on a time and money-wasting game... Which only distracts them from living their lives. I used to be addicted to clash of clans and clash royale, plus other games... It totally sucked!

    • @DirtMankee
      @DirtMankee Před 5 lety +1

      Same here, kids are much vulnurable to those evil tactics. These games should be banned! Some humans always find ways to use everything for evil.

    • @onesun8841
      @onesun8841 Před 5 lety

      N parents do NOTHING to stop the time wasting and just before their childhood is over they realize they waisted their time

    • @onesun8841
      @onesun8841 Před 5 lety

      Dont forget selling their personal data

  • @nadir2k
    @nadir2k Před 4 lety +20

    In my 19 years of life, I have never paid a single cent to a video game.

    • @xXJ4FARGAMERXx
      @xXJ4FARGAMERXx Před 3 lety +1

      Soooo, I'm guessing you pirate all of your games?

    • @nadir2k
      @nadir2k Před 3 lety +3

      @@xXJ4FARGAMERXx yupppp

    • @xXJ4FARGAMERXx
      @xXJ4FARGAMERXx Před 3 lety

      @@nadir2k even i, as a proud pirate, have purchased a ps2 disc of gta sa for 10$, you seriously haven't spent a single CENT on videogames?

    • @nadir2k
      @nadir2k Před 3 lety +2

      @@xXJ4FARGAMERXx Yes, I am not even joking bro. I use the INTERNET

    • @tushargupta1764
      @tushargupta1764 Před 3 lety

      @@nadir2k but this can only be done on pc and android. Good luck trying to do that on consoles and ios

  • @Madcowe
    @Madcowe Před 4 lety +6

    0:11 - Assistant to the regional manager
    I commented this just so you know the reference wasn't in vain

  • @kingofbubbles6220
    @kingofbubbles6220 Před 6 lety +32

    Nice vid mate.
    I will now become the greatest most powerful man in the universe.
    Also I like the style.

    • @Dougy
      @Dougy Před 6 lety

      king of bubbles / You a game developer?

  • @kodnot
    @kodnot Před 6 lety +84

    I'm afraid you've failed to bring your point across. I cannot really feel the "sarcasm" in your voice, and the points you make are valid. I liked the video, but you convinced me that these are, indeed, good strategies to use whilst making a game, and not the opposite.

    • @bro748
      @bro748 Před 6 lety +56

      The point is that they are good strategies for making money but not for making the player happy. The purpose of the video is basically to raise awareness of what they are doing to make people less susceptible to their tactics.

    • @raspberry_picker395
      @raspberry_picker395 Před 6 lety

      bro if it stays like this for the next couple of years or i just feel like becoming a millionare, im making a f2p p2w (and all the others "p2"s) mobile game with my friends. Putting this video in a playlist just in case

    • @brandong7675
      @brandong7675 Před 6 lety +5

      Arcana-NaN dumbasses who spend that much money and have that much money are going to do that anyway and give thiers money to someone else eitherway so why not be the person they give thier money too and you can talk about ethics all you want but at the end of the day it's thier choice to give that money away

    • @PunishedFelix
      @PunishedFelix Před 6 lety

      I mean sure but you're basically just admitting you're a fucking tool ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @brandong7675
      @brandong7675 Před 6 lety

      Arcana-NaN we all are but some tools are more valuable than others (:

  • @farisakmal2722
    @farisakmal2722 Před 4 lety +3

    CZcams recommended me this video.
    As an avid mobile game player, this video hit me right in the guts and made me question my life.

  • @riashadbro
    @riashadbro Před 5 lety

    Excellent video. Subscribed!

  • @ah1rooivalk
    @ah1rooivalk Před 6 lety +123

    This video depressed me... I realized I am clearly to good a person to be rich.

    • @ah1rooivalk
      @ah1rooivalk Před 6 lety +4

      True, sometimes, suppose it helps to be ruthless. But then you get legends like Musk, but I suppose he is just relentless.

    • @callumgallacher8747
      @callumgallacher8747 Před 6 lety +3

      too*

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 Před 5 lety +1

      Some people do get rich off of pet projects. And sometimes their success is too much and they decide to sell to microsoft and live a life more quiet than when they were the lead developer of the best-selling pc game of all time.

    • @timothynorman9170
      @timothynorman9170 Před 5 lety

      I assume the music had something to do with that.

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 Před 5 lety

      @Hex Say yup. Purely hypothetical.

  • @MoisesRuizC
    @MoisesRuizC Před 6 lety +3

    Youre improving this video feels oddly like a Greys video. Buts its really well done gj bud keep it up

  • @Technyk
    @Technyk Před 4 lety

    Subscribed. This shot me into my deepest thoughts

  • @orbitch648
    @orbitch648 Před 3 lety +2

    I recommend The Battle Cats. There is NO ads. Basically it doesn’t take itself seriously. Basically you get cats and fight against other enemies in different places.

  • @AlexVoxel
    @AlexVoxel Před 6 lety +3

    Amazing video, a lot of people should see this!

  • @p1gam3yteam25
    @p1gam3yteam25 Před 6 lety +5

    Damn 200 likes and no dislikes.
    Btw loooove your content😊

  • @prateekgaur1172
    @prateekgaur1172 Před 5 lety

    Thanks for this video polymatter I started learning app development to make games but now after all I am making softwares for companies and startup I will start my original plan of making games today will be realising series of games in this June thanks again for making me realise this

  • @roastedman8384
    @roastedman8384 Před 4 lety +5

    700 Supercell and EA workers disliked this video

  • @KrisMcCool
    @KrisMcCool Před 5 lety +67

    I also hate the type of games that are *FREE* but when you get into the app, You have to pay to play or *sUbScRIBe f0R fuLl VErSi0n*

    • @sylvierose2799
      @sylvierose2799 Před 5 lety +7

      Lmao, what you are talking about are just demo games, are you really expecting to games be legaly free?

    • @fargeeks
      @fargeeks Před 5 lety

      Oh yeah games that you have to "register" to play

    • @KrisMcCool
      @KrisMcCool Před 5 lety

      Sylvie Rose
      No I mean when you get into the app, you can’t play until you pay for *SUBSCRIPTION*

    • @sylvierose2799
      @sylvierose2799 Před 5 lety +1

      @@KrisMcCool you mean like in FF14? dude, i'veen seen like, only TWO games like that on playstore, and they aren't even popular

    • @imnotbreno
      @imnotbreno Před 5 lety +2

      Developers must be able to eat too!

  • @diditomaz2001
    @diditomaz2001 Před 6 lety +344

    Hello nice video

    • @PolyMatter
      @PolyMatter  Před 6 lety +37

      You must've been on 10x speed if you already watched it :)

    • @mr.universe7049
      @mr.universe7049 Před 6 lety +8

      +DidiTheToast
      Wow, you gut fucked.

    • @s.y.7866
      @s.y.7866 Před 6 lety +1

      PolyMatter love your videos dude! But I already know all of these, Mainly because of south park

    • @soggycatgirl
      @soggycatgirl Před 6 lety

      it's possible with an extention, but no sound.
      i.imgur.com/D2ZbaMC.png

    • @aidanlenton493
      @aidanlenton493 Před 6 lety

      DidiTheToast I

  • @BoostAndRedline
    @BoostAndRedline Před 4 lety +1

    How do you animate your videos ?

  • @obviouslyweb
    @obviouslyweb Před 5 lety

    This is surprisingly eerie, especially with the music and scary truth of the facts.

  • @vakk985
    @vakk985 Před 5 lety +29

    Sarcastic? Once I get my hands on game development I will make some easy million thanks to you.

  • @otakon17
    @otakon17 Před 6 lety +3

    This is fiendishly genius. I find myself repulsed and impressed simultaneously.

  • @jakewhitley5450
    @jakewhitley5450 Před 4 lety

    I love your videos sounds terrible to say but I put a couple on and I’ve learnt some stuff and drifted off great content

  • @nagiuhti
    @nagiuhti Před 5 lety +2

    There is an ad for a ftp mobile game at the end of this video. Amazing

  • @TupacsStepSisterlocoman
    @TupacsStepSisterlocoman Před 6 lety +2

    30k views, are you kidding me
    why doesn't this have a million?

  • @Adrian-vd6cy
    @Adrian-vd6cy Před 6 lety +3

    You need a collab with cgp grey. I love the rules for rulers style.

  • @marciopires4969
    @marciopires4969 Před 5 lety +1

    Your Vídeo is absolutely amazing. Do other vídeos like this one, related to the game industry.
    I would love to hear your thoughts about what is a "Too Generous, Too Original and too Honest" game for you, with some examples if possible.

  • @takamuramamoru7972
    @takamuramamoru7972 Před 5 lety

    very professional analysis great video !

  • @hero303-gameplayindonesia8

    free players that have many experience: thats a good spell, but it won't work for me!

  • @adamwspaniay7787
    @adamwspaniay7787 Před 6 lety +38

    If you want free games on smartphone without P2W you have to download an emulator and play NES games for example. Or root your phone and use hacks to get those gems/stars/coins etc. You sacrifice your money or become a pirate.

    • @PoloRossi
      @PoloRossi Před 5 lety

      DO WHAT YOU CAN CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU (have to jailbreak your iPhone) A PIRATE!

    • @zackina1489
      @zackina1489 Před 5 lety

      I am a pirate... A proud pirate

    • @03opelcorsa
      @03opelcorsa Před 5 lety

      Emulator games are waaaay better than the shit mobile devs do

  • @nintendoboy3605
    @nintendoboy3605 Před 5 lety +1

    Yeah i hope we can return to the good old days of games on your phone.

  • @derekw8039
    @derekw8039 Před 5 lety

    This is a great look at the tactics that bad mobile games use.
    In the future, I would use a more obviously sarcastic voice tone. But nice work!

  • @olfmombach260
    @olfmombach260 Před 5 lety +3

    Nice, moonshine sonata in the background