eaglezfan90 You can do that if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine... ssss aaaa ffff eeee .......
+Popcrazy215 It's the man's sperm that says which gender the child will be. There two types of semen, X's and Y's, it depends which gets in the egg first. If more then one enters at the same time, you have identical twins. ^^
Radicaldanny Em, no. If more than one sperm fertilizes the egg body shuts it down, preventing it from forming a zygote. Identical twins occur when a single zygote (formed from a single sperm cell and single egg) forms two separate embryos.
I love how he's barely stifling a laughter when he delivers the "Irrelevant..." line. I like to imagine he had laughed his ass off in a previous take. :P
A couple of weeks ago, I was asking my mom if she was still watching tv in the living room or if it was okay for me to play Just Dance, and she said the exact words "You can dance if you want to." Without missing a beat I replied exactly like turk (substituting he and his with I and my). Still one the of greatest moments of my life! (': LOL
The next thing she says is something along the lines that Carla should have known better, reminding her of the time she told Turk that the Commissar was in town.
It was the most perfect setup. Plus in an early episode, we saw that Turk took ballet lessons to help him with football as JD walked in on him dancing with his tights on. Cala should know Turk better
I just remembered that when I was a little kid this scene totally stuck with me and i searched the Internet for hours, but I watched it in the german dub and Turks voice actor kind of mumbled. so I just tried hundrets of variations of what I heard without finding anything. Now, over ten years later I found some whacky song from the 80s and my mind is finally at ease.
My whole medical career has consisted of dancing through hospital hallways singing 80's hits that were vaguely contextually related to whatever conversation was occurring at the time. This s*** is basically a documentary!
I saw this exact clip before I started watching Scrubs, and that's when I knew I had to see all of this tv show. Thank you whoever posted this, thank you.
I’ve started to binge watch this and this episode is epic, for being the season 5 opener, but also having this and JD’s greatest day dream of Kung fu fighting with surgeons and The Todd’s Betrayal Five. Frickin’ awesome
Started watching Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime, safety dance is the first song playing as soon as the show starts....had to revisit Turks masterpiece lol. Loved the hell out of that show and miss it dearly.
*Me, watching this for the first time* Turk: He can dance if he wants to. Me: It sure would be cool if he....y'know... Turk: He can leave his friends behind. Me: Wait a minute, is he actually doing it? Turk: 'cause his friends don't dance and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine! Me: S-S-S-S- A-A-A-A F-F-F-F E-E-E-E....
Honestly, Carla's got nothing to worry about. I mean, look at who she's talking to -- he just publically broke out The Safety Dance and bounced away. *XD* . Not to mention that he 'sang' for Ted's airband after spontaneously auditioning with Poison just to prove he could, and he and JD regularly get up to all kinds of nerdtastic shenanigans. It surely wouldn't surprise him for more than a moment if his son was equally not a stereotypical guy in some way, eh?
good answer 'irrelevent, we're not having a daughter.' it is a fact that every man wants his first kid to be a boy, on the second its not so important. but if you have three boys then, as my dad said when my little bro was born: 'awesome, now we can play doubles.'
Last year I was telling my then gf about this song at 1140 pm the day before it turned 12 years uploaded. It was also one of the first videos I ever saw on CZcams in the late 2000s. This April 24, I'll ask her to watch it again
So much awesomeness crammed into 32 seconds. 0:03 "Irrelevant, we're not having a daughter." 0:09 Carla's pronunciation of football. 0:14 Turk realizing he's stumbled into an awesome moment. 0:20 Carla's disappointment face. 0:21 The dance. 0:30 Elliot being a good friend.
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I love his face when he realizes that he just set himself up for the greatest exit out of a conversation ever.
Its now my life's mission to have a conversation where I can exit the room doing the safety dance.
I did after watching this. Although this being the answer to "would you like ketchup with that ?" just left people confused.
eaglezfan90 You can do that if you want to. You can leave your friends behind.
Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine... ssss aaaa ffff eeee .......
I accomplished this and let me tell you, it's still one of the proudest moments of my life 😂😂😂
eaglezfan90
Du-Du-De-Du-Du-Du-Du-De-De
Du-Du-De-Du-Du-Du-Du-De-De
+Jessica Garcia Never been able to do that, but I have left an office meeting walking like an egyptian.
Anyone else get the impression Turk's been waiting for this opportunity for most of his life?
And you HAVEN'T?
Exactly
I'm still waiting since I saw this year's ago
I’m waiting for a situation where people need to to be quite and for someone to say “be very quiet” so I can ask “we are hunting wabbits!”
@@bucwhovian8305 thats a statement not a question
This episode: "Irrelevant, we're not having a daughter."
Later: *Has a daughter*
2 daughters.
Ian-Devon Lewis i stand corrected lol
ForeverUndead Yahzarah I thought that wasn't confirmed until s9, aka the season *that DID NOT HAPPEN*
Lauren O yeah shes just guessing about that 2nd child
Koku Rou And the daughter wants to play football with her friends
I love his face when he realises he is saying the lyrics to safety dance.
And the way the music kicks in.
In Turks defense, no one can resist that obvious set up to sing Safety Dance.
How do those lyrics not count as a legitimate answer?
ImaNerdANDaGeek because she’s female and not what she wanted to hear
I’m a female and I would count that as a valid answer, in fact I would sing along. Although I’m also a teenager so that would probably disqualifiy me.
They can count it, if you want to.
You can leave these two behind.....
@@elisebadger6041 don't worry, make enough bad decisions and you can have a kid as teenager
Bruh
Carla walked right into that one.
She should have known better. Does she not remember the time she told Turk that the commissar was in town?
that's what she gets when she messes with the warrior.
"Irrelevant we are not having a daughter" xD
+Adam Klingstedt which they did
***** You don't have many friends do you? It's obviously a joke.
+Popcrazy215
It's the man's sperm that says which gender the child will be.
There two types of semen, X's and Y's, it depends which gets in the egg first.
If more then one enters at the same time, you have identical twins. ^^
Radicaldanny
Em, no. If more than one sperm fertilizes the egg body shuts it down, preventing it from forming a zygote.
Identical twins occur when a single zygote (formed from a single sperm cell and single egg) forms two separate embryos.
RREEEEEEEEEEEEE
His face when he starts singing though! XD
its the holy grail of answers
that's what you call winning a conversation
His face when he noticed and used that wonderful and perfect opportunity is priceless.
A typical Turk moment. Love this guy. :D
This is one of the greatest moments on the entire history of Scrubs.
You cut off the best part, Elliot saying "You should have seen what happened when I told him the Commisar was in town.
Ah didedum. Der Kommissar geht rum.
He panicked about the possibility of committing accidental heresy?
@@1989Ezal falco
@@1989Ezal Sagte er nicht "Dreh dich nicht um" in einem österreichischen Dialekt? Drah di net um?
Oh--uh oh!
"Turk ran off singing 'Safety Dance'"
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT HE DID!!!
this show is gold
Still one of the very best Turk moments to me! I miss this show so much it hurts
Greatest set up of all time
I will never forget how hard this made me laugh
I love how he's barely stifling a laughter when he delivers the "Irrelevant..." line. I like to imagine he had laughed his ass off in a previous take. :P
i like how he rolled his eyes though
kills me every time.
Perfect execution.
A couple of weeks ago, I was asking my mom if she was still watching tv in the living room or if it was okay for me to play Just Dance, and she said the exact words "You can dance if you want to." Without missing a beat I replied exactly like turk (substituting he and his with I and my). Still one the of greatest moments of my life! (': LOL
You lead a charmed life.
+Jessica Garcia I know it's kinda too late, but I'm just being curious. How your mother reacted?
lmao, she was just like "ohmygod" and rolled her eyes haha
Jessica Garcia and then she died from the cringe?
Julian Costinea Damn haha
Elliot sighing is her saying “what a legend” and no one can convince me otherwise.
The next thing she says is something along the lines that Carla should have known better, reminding her of the time she told Turk that the Commissar was in town.
Being supportive of his child's interests AND making a music reference.
Huge W for Turk.
For me, possibly the best scene ever in the history of television. No not just from this show, but from all shows.
...And now I'm gonna spend the rest of my life hoping for a setup to doing that. Thanks.
This has more views than the actual Safety Dance
It was the most perfect setup. Plus in an early episode, we saw that Turk took ballet lessons to help him with football as JD walked in on him dancing with his tights on. Cala should know Turk better
Help I murdered the replay button...
i love his voice when he sings ''then they're no friends of mine'' :D it's a soul singer voice :p
Football or dance? And they pick the "safety" dance? Multi-level comedy, folks.
This is the absolute best moment in Television history.
I love this scene. From time to time I think about it and have to watch it again. Never gets old. Scrubs was a masterpiece.
I just remembered that when I was a little kid this scene totally stuck with me and i searched the Internet for hours, but I watched it in the german dub and Turks voice actor kind of mumbled.
so I just tried hundrets of variations of what I heard without finding anything.
Now, over ten years later I found some whacky song from the 80s and my mind is finally at ease.
Lol
My whole medical career has consisted of dancing through hospital hallways singing 80's hits that were vaguely contextually related to whatever conversation was occurring at the time. This s*** is basically a documentary!
Omg, his face when he realises he's set himself up for one of th most legendary jokes in history :O
"Carla, I thought you learned your lesson about that when you told him the commissar was in town."
That was awesome!
i miss this show so much... i remember that episode on its air date, and i just thought; "did that really just happen?".
This show is great overall, but this is 100% my favorite moment in the entire show.
I love the look on his face when he realizes... priceless!
Have I mentioned that is is literally my favorite scene? The eye roll was perfect!!
My husband has had this exact conversation about and to our 3yr old daughter. Song and all....and that's how I know I love this man! 😄
i love the way he makes the "E" lmao! oh turk, u light up my life...
I saw this exact clip before I started watching Scrubs, and that's when I knew I had to see all of this tv show. Thank you whoever posted this, thank you.
I’ve started to binge watch this and this episode is epic, for being the season 5 opener, but also having this and JD’s greatest day dream of Kung fu fighting with surgeons and The Todd’s Betrayal Five. Frickin’ awesome
Bro the way he says “we’re not having a daughter” is just… perfection
Waited years and finally my wife asked the same question about my son. I was ready... 😎
"Irrelevant. We're not having a daughter."
Manliest shit I've ever heard.
I love at 0:16 when it looks as though he just realized the set-up, his eyes widen hilariously
turk turkleton
Actually, I love this scene more than the whole original song xD
Turk's so awesome!
Turk is a legend
Relationship goals?
WTF was she expecting a sensible intelligent answer?! It's Turk for god sake woman!
Wait, are you saying that Safety Dance is not the true answer to any question?
The answer is always -cucumber to the -7th.43
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With as much as he dances at work what kind of question is that?
"Irrelevant, we're not having a daughter"
Yeah Chris, you're going to have a daughter
Started watching Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime, safety dance is the first song playing as soon as the show starts....had to revisit Turks masterpiece lol. Loved the hell out of that show and miss it dearly.
love this show!!!
0:14 When you realize that you have absolute gold there. That face he makes Haha
Should we expect anything different from turkleton?
Man I feel like I’m getting old when I rewatch this stuff and all my fond nostalgic memories
Great show and for sure my favorite scene.
This is still the best 😂😂
*Me, watching this for the first time*
Turk: He can dance if he wants to.
Me: It sure would be cool if he....y'know...
Turk: He can leave his friends behind.
Me: Wait a minute, is he actually doing it?
Turk: 'cause his friends don't dance and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine!
Me: S-S-S-S- A-A-A-A F-F-F-F E-E-E-E....
This is one of the best scenes in Scrubs.
Over fifteen years later I still remember it so vividly.
id forgotten this song years ago til i saw this. turks skits are def the best, hes a legend!
10 years ago...
wow! seems so recent.
14 years ago...😵
Turk: "Irrelevant, we're not having a daughter."
Narrator: "But in fact, they had a daughter."
This was a great line in the show. One of the better laughs I got from watching. Loved him tauntingly singing and dancing the safety dance.
I smile every time I see this video. When I'm sad it cheers me up.
Did they really just explain the gag to the audience straight away afterwards.....?
Just in case you missed it
I agree, lazy writing and they didn't rely enough on the joke to let it coast.
actually no, there was some stuff in between these two moments that were edited out for relevance.
no this video is actually cut. There's other stuff in between of the two scenes
The doubling down is one of the funniest parts of the scene for me... It's not explaining the gag she's just repeating it verbatim.
Noluyo lan !!!
Perfection
"He can dance if he want to." Manlier words have never been spoken. *
i like the bit from 0.00 - 0.33
ChaiPlaysGames 9 years later and that still isn’t funny.
@@chickennoodle3054 lmao
@@chickennoodle3054 10 years later and it IS funny now
@@nibncabc2737 10 years and two months later and now its not funny again
@@kiekekuikeke7427 uh oh
"Irrelevant, we're not having a daughter!" XD
Just heard this song on the radio and had to rewatch the scene. It's all I can think of whenever I hear Safety Dance anymore lol
That just happened to me too XD
Honestly, Carla's got nothing to worry about. I mean, look at who she's talking to -- he just publically broke out The Safety Dance and bounced away. *XD*
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Not to mention that he 'sang' for Ted's airband after spontaneously auditioning with Poison just to prove he could, and he and JD regularly get up to all kinds of nerdtastic shenanigans. It surely wouldn't surprise him for more than a moment if his son was equally not a stereotypical guy in some way, eh?
This show gets a lot of crap for not being funny, Turk is without a doubt the most hilarious character on the show
Matt and Pat brought me here.
Same bro, same.
How can Pat Think this is the only good scene from Scrubs? Pat is the Devil, plain and simple.
MagikarpBeast F*ing pat. he has 4 of us here.
catdogfishdogcats Five of us, God damn it.
nice XP. The pat legion is rendevuing here
I am addicted
It’s because of this scene alone that I now have Safety Dance as my most played song
grapefruit!!!
good answer 'irrelevent, we're not having a daughter.' it is a fact that every man wants his first kid to be a boy, on the second its not so important. but if you have three boys then, as my dad said when my little bro was born: 'awesome, now we can play doubles.'
Mushrambo Supersayan what the fuck do i need a boy for...see my point.
Cerulean Walker if you would actually watch the show, they both decided they wanted a boy!
Nervnicht correct, he should of changed that statement to "it is a fact that every smart man wants his first kid to be a boy"
Last year I was telling my then gf about this song at 1140 pm the day before it turned 12 years uploaded. It was also one of the first videos I ever saw on CZcams in the late 2000s. This April 24, I'll ask her to watch it again
So much awesomeness crammed into 32 seconds.
0:03 "Irrelevant, we're not having a daughter."
0:09 Carla's pronunciation of football.
0:14 Turk realizing he's stumbled into an awesome moment.
0:20 Carla's disappointment face.
0:21 The dance.
0:30 Elliot being a good friend.
Tell me why he sounded like Jack Black when he started singing “cause if his friends don’t dance...”
This vid never gets old
Such a perfect setup
AMAZING..
I wish I could watch scrubs for the first time again
I miss this show so much
Who ever came up with this scene must of been a comedic genius it always makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
Are you telling me that you haven't been waiting your whole life for an opening like that?
Perfect timing
watched it like 10 times in a row.. still great :D
they're still awesome
I will never have a fulfilled marriage until I can reenact this scene.