Major Biden's Been a Bad Boy
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- čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
- James Corden kicks off an episode that will feature Tracy Morgan and Kings of Leon, which reminds him of a night he and executive producer Ben Winston went to a concert and Ben accidentally punched James in the face during "Sex On Fire." After, James recaps the headlines including President Joe Biden addressing the nation in primetime, but it's unlikely he'll comment on one of his dogs being sent to the dog house for biting security staff. And the show goes on quite a tangent when the 2021 Olympics comes up.
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I like this format. It's like a podcast of friends.
Yes!!! Love the banter w all the band and stam
More than 16 minutes monolog. Can my day get any better?
Jimmy Falon is back to short monos.
@@marcosmota1094 shocker. Corden, Meyers, and Colbert have been the consistent MVPs of late night since the Rona.
People like me that watch the show and read the comments simultaneously 😅
Me ahhaa
It's interactive watching.
Guys, let's ditch the live audience. It's really authentic this way. And the length has become very satisfying! 😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍😍
Yes! Agreed. The banter that goes on now is even better than what the show used to be. I hope they keep this format as well.
Agreed too, please keep it like this
Yesss!
One show that thrives during the COVID crisis! This show was always good, so glad you stayed in Los Angeles and stayed on-air!
Agree x 100. Wouldn't they save money? And keep weirdos away?
Biden's dog, Major, was in protection mode. 😉
If a trusted dog attacks a security person, reassign the security person, not the dog. Never trust anyone that your dog doesn’t.
Except Jill went back, the dogs went with her. When she comes back, they'll come back. No biggie.
Dogs are so much smarter than us when it comes to a people.
Probably going to have a refresher obedience class to tell the difference between postal workers and security.
counterpoint: that's a silly generalisation.
@@varanasiwalks1451 Counter-counterpoint: *You're* a silly generalisation!
I love how there's always a moment when it goes off script and no one really knows where the conversation is going but they keep at it anyway.
Comedy gold. Thank you, BEST. CREW. EVER. ✨
"I think I've reheated my sex... I don't think I've ever set it fully on fire." 🔥
- James Corden
My latest favorite quote. 🤣
I swear if there aren’t tiny instruments on Monday I’m gonna be pissed
What's that🤣
Yes!!
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Impooched 😂
@Ika Ayu I reported you.. you spamming everywhere
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Everyone here speaks Reggie’s secret language!?! 🤣
Reggie: 🤔What’s the thing where you go “ch ch ch ch ch ch ch whirrr whrrrrrrr”?
Me: What?!? 😰
Everyone else: CURLING
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 agreed
I, sadly, knew what he was doing. 🧹 I have to use my car to compete, but it’s all good.
Greetings from “The Tundra”.
"I don't know if MY sex has ever been on fire" may be the funniest thing I've ever heard
I'm at work and sipping on water and I literally bursted out laughing, water spewing everywhere when I heard that 😂😂
And now..my desk is moist😂
@@ladulcesita better than on fire 😂
Yeah, that line was lethal...
"I may have reheated my sex" made me fall over in tears especially combined with that initial line 😂
If my dog don't trust you, neither do I!!
Exactly!🐕
Very true!
He probably should get rid of the security guy. Dogs are good in judging character
Haha my exact thought too. Something must be up with the security guy.
My thoughts exactly
I work with dogs everyday. I know that secret service agents are usually over 6 feet tall...I know that he came around a corner apparently unexpected...it startled major, who is adjusting to a new environment, and major barked and lunged in response. This is all normal, and just an unfortunate situation. No person or dogs fault.
Dogs have absolutely no ability to judge character. They dont know or care who is good or bad. Many serial killers had dogs. Bad people love dogs, and dogs like them right back. Hitler had dogs. Dogs are amoral. they dont feel guilt or love, and are NOT judges of character. Its disgusting that you would say that the guy got attacked at work, and should then get fired. Whats wrong with you people? Channel: i hate dogs
@@kitten6363 Thank you. This is an amazing response. I can't believe people would call for someone to get fired, for getting bitten by a dog?? That's so cruel, and wrong, how can people think that way. And yes dogs aren't God, they don't know whose good or bad.
“The bill came due and we were all there splitting it together” is probably the best way to describe the aftermath of a food challenge
Hello
My generally easy going dog took a dislike to a new roommate. I should have listened to him. The roommate nearly burned down our house.
Wow. I had a similar experience with a crazy ex. My dog tried to attack her. I was shocked but dogs know people.
My Chocolate Lab (RIP) used to go absolutely crazy when the UPS guy would bring packages to my house. This was 15 years ago. He didn’t even blink at the mailman. After he did it 3 times, I immediately stopped having deliveries to my house and started sending them to my office. No lie. To this day. I don’t know why, but I trusted him, and I stopped the deliveries.🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
I was watching TV one night and he goes full on bark, trying to get out the sliding door. When I turned on the lights the back fence door was wide open. Police said he saved us from being another in a string of robberies. Best lab mutt ever.
@@rosalynw.otieno1994 so what did you find out about the ups guy? What did he do?
@@kitten6363 no, I never did, but he wasn’t delivering to my house any longer, so who knows? Glad not to find out.....
Omfg Ian "The bill came due and we were all splitting it together" 😭😭😭 So gross but so funny! 💜
I think the edibles kicked in before they filmed this.
Major was being a dog. Always be cautious and respectful of a dog’s (or anyone’s) space.
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Even the dog is a better judge of character.
Love the dogs. Any dog would have a difficult time with strangers.Rather have the dogs than the strangers, was not given enough time to get used to all the people, I hope the dogs were treated well.
The dog bit a human. He could have killed a person and you are defending the dog?
@@doradennis2409 in most states dog bites man is not a death sentence. There are a string of reasons why a dog has a right to bite.
@@doradennis2409 How dramatic you are Dora.
@@doradennis2409 it's almost never the dogs fault. Probably not in this case either...just an unfortunate situation.
Every dog owner in America has forgiven Major & wants to shower him with treats.
Because, no - he couldn't have "killed a man" lol, he nipped at a security guard that startled him - he is a rescue in a strange place with SO MANY PEOPLE. He must've been hella stressed. Security guard is fine.
I might be the first person that's ever said this but.... Corden's late late show is my favorite late night show.
I'll give you second. I think Seth is a bit better
Stephen is tough to beat: I've been in shock with him (and at LEAST as lubricated!) for at LEAST four years! He will not speak of Him Whose Gname Shall Gnever Be Uttered Again (I come 'Drumpf'-close)
I GUARANTEE YOU there are hundreds of thousands who agree with you lol.
He floats in my top 3 for sure.
Thing is with Seth, Fallon & Colbert some of us have been following their careers for literally decades on other shows or movies. Even with Kimmel, he's been on FOREVER.
James blew everyone away with how well he did from the start as a newcomer! He's been fire since day 1!!
Edit: just checked & yeah... Started watching:
Kimmel on Ben Stein's Money in 1998
Colbert on Strangers with Candy &
Fallon on SNL in 1999
Seth also on SNL in 2001.
I am old and they are legends.
I bet across the pond the same is true for James, he has like 45 Emmys or something? lol
@@obcl8569 I'm from the uk originally and watched Corden in gavin and stacey then the Horne and Corden show including their movie which is super silly, but fun. I still really like the other late night shows, Corden's show is just a little more irreverent.
Colbert was soooooo much funnier when he was playing "Fox News." I had friends who wouldn't believe it was all an act, that's how good he was. Maybe that character is too ingrained lol.
The Jimmy's can fade away lololol. Not a fan of either.....ever....
The show is so much more authentic this way. It's like a group of people just having a blast.
Can Trump send his dogs back home now too? Namely Cruz, Hawley and Graham.
Still thinking about Trump? 🤣🤣
@@doradennis2409 Sorry still trying to get over my Post Trump Syndrome Disorder.
on behalf of every single dog in the whole world i express my disappointment and must say iwe dogs feel insulted to be compared to cruz and hawley and graham.... we dogs expect an apology from you sir :)
@@MegaPishoo Okay I'm sorry. But if I called them rotting festering maggots which feed off of dog poop the joke wouldn't have made any sense.
That is an insult to dogs, as they are both smarter and more loyal than any of those three humans.
Poor major🥺 i think he got stressed too much in a different environment with different/too many people around him. Hope to see you again in the WH major!
Yeah they said he went back to Delaware for more training cause he's been stressed out do to change in environment then after training he will move back into the white house
@@titisarah09 YAY
I don't know. Dog's are pretty smart. Maybe Major was trying to tell someone that the member of security is a shady character?!
yeah, dogs are pretty smart. They have a brain the size of a lemon, and most of their skull is filled with muscle. A dog doesnt even have a moral sense. They dont know or care who is good or bad. Thats why many bad people, including hitler, were dog lovers. What we DO know, is that fearful people are attacked more often than confident people. Dogs are basically asshole idiot bullies. They attack 5 million times per year.
Wow, a "kitten" has a lot of dog hate going on here.
@@colleenmahony8803 yes, i do hate them. It really is impossible to learn the real facts about dogs and not hate them. I got the info about the size of their brains from a pro dog video called "how dogs love us" as well as the info about them attacking fearful people more. Dogs are unable to feel guilt. This makes them amoral and conscienceless. Many bad shady characters own dogs. Hitler was a dog person. Dogs cant sense character, but they can sense weakness or vulnerability, like a bully. These are facts. The world has been lied to and conned about the true nature of dogs by the money making "pet" industry. There is absolutely nothing good about a dog. Join us at a channel called i hate dogs for more information. Its in the pro dog video called "how dogs love us" that the researcher found that dogs reward centers lit up when they were shown the symbol for hot dog. His own dogs lit up MORE when a computer showed him the symbol than when he did himself. The reward center is NOT the seat of empathy or love. Its just the seat of receiving a reward. Thats "how dogs love us": like you love a hot dog. But, facts dont matter to people who are brainwashed. Dog culture is a cult. Wake up!
@@kitten6363 I so believe you are the devil incarnate and that you are a card carrying member of Q-Anon. Look at that id: 6363 is Kitten666, what's that matter? afraid to reveal yourself for what you are?
@@kitten6363 🤣you’re funny. I want to see you chases by a little dog.
Ahahaha even the video's title is perfect 😂👍🏽
Lmaooo ikr don’t click on the link bc it’s wierd
major was not wrong that staff person is ot a good person inside. Dogs know these things .
Interesting point!!
It’s not that deep
It's true.
Trust the dog’s instincts.... he must not have been introduced to that person by a trusted family member. German Shepherds are serious about protecting their family members - very intelligent dogs known for their watchfulness. There’s good reason they have been serving as guard dogs for over a century....
I said the same thing!
Showing that beautiful dog with a Thump flag was an insulting, low shot.
It was not cool or funny at all
Ikr
the mutt is hideous.
Slander! 😂
@@kitten6363 It's no such thing. It's a beautiful dog.
Without an audience this is more of a podcast. I love it ❤️
You fucking killed it.!!!!! "THE CUPSS GO ON THE TOP RACK OF THE DISHWASHER"!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He got me at ‘Impooched’
just want to say thank you... I am from germany and my english improved so much because I am watching the late late show clips 18 hours a day
Let's just forget about future audiences. This way is so much fun!
Germond Shepard's are very protective of their people family. And they take no shit from anyone. Bet the dog was antagonized.
I feel the same way.
Dude, that's Champ, not Major. Major is the younger one that has darker black markings. I think dogs let you know who is not a good person. My shih tzus are sweet but if a person comes to our home and they catch a bad vibe off them, they run behind me and give me the paw. Like, "Bad person Mom! Kick them out"! They've never been wrong yet.
What do you mean? The only images they showed had both Champ & Major in the first & a random (not one of their own) dog with a tr*mp flag in the second
I always trust my dogs instincts over mine.
Dogs know crap people when they see one. I trust dogs more than people!
Dogs don’t lie🤣
Haha An Impoochmemt 🤣 I'm totally stealing that.
His pancakes and milk story made me forget all about the Olympics
"You can't make a plane that looks like a car and flies...I'll see you later"
My grandson dog just loves everyone,when he see the school bus coming he would go crazy all the kids love him he greeted every child ad they existed the bus one morning I was out in the front yard and he had the meanest look on his face and it scared me I froze amd he took off after a man that was walking up behind me, I believe he saved me from being attacked. All am saying is Joe might want to rethink getting rid of the dogs.
I feel bad for Major......;(
Tim's voice is in top shape, narrator for everything sports, everything
I really wanna take the covid scream test. I need to just yell without people worrying
I hear the car wash works
Omg! The tiger onesie 🤣😂
I am dead😅😭
major must have been in the dog house..
Lmaooo
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@@jokispsgamingchannel7335 bot mate fucking bots
sensd to the farm upstate :)
@Sophie Ward pppa11a!A1A)
The scream bit cracked me up! 👍😆😁
Tiny instruments on Monday ... don't you dare go back on your word!!
Jimi Hendrix 'Smash Hits' came to mind and poor James...his sex has never been on fire. 😂
Best late night show at the moment!
welp... no harold or nialler
IKKKK
@Ika Ayu stop posting this. It's in too many replies. There's rules about spamming, i.e. don't do it.
@@Sasha-Louise you can also report it for spam
Major should not be shipped off. Hire him a proper trainer and leave him with his family. That’s not right sending him away.
I think you should make all the instruments bigger so the band looks tiny
@Lelee covi ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴍᴇ [ɪ ᴍ ʟɪᴠᴇ] Weird, obviously
I think I’m in love with the girl with the small Bass.
Same here 🙁
KEEP THIS FORMAT...PLEASE!!!
The bill came due... OMG this is the funniest late night talk show.
OMG THE INFO BOX!!! LMAO!!!!!
He obviously doesn't like some people. I trust my dog and my kid over anyone else
THAT HOT POCKET ANALOGY 😭☠️☠️😂😂😂😂
This is the funniest sequence I have seen on here.... I SNORTED I was laughing so hard. Yes. Keep this as the beginning of the show... James is so funny & he’s been held back by format
Im the only one who waited for Narry in Late Late?
nope I waited all night and I have school tomorrow
Nope I did to
Tiny Bass is for Gareth to play with Hagar
Greetings to Susan from the sound department...
Howlin Rays is reopened! Time to take a stand 🤣🤣🤣
My favourite show is back. P.S. We need another catch up with Margaret & Malcolm to make sure they're doing well!!!!!!
Fire the security guy not the dog. Poor dog. If he bit the guy it's his fault not the dog's.
why is it his fault?
That reminds me of Daniel Tosh's bit about how it's NEVER okay to hit a woman. You may need to build up a rare scenario but there IS a gray area there (for comedic purposes) and there ABSOLUTELY is one here! I've been bitten because I smelt or walked the wrong way, delivered a package AND for looking at a dog after it hit its head. No bad bites but some dogs - especially with age - can get a bit weird and where most get old and comfy, some will grow grumpy and aggressive at times. New surrounding, new people...doesn't take much to make this case PRO security guy
No the dog was probably too stressed about being in a new environment. Maybe Major saw the security guy and mistook him for a threat
"The bill came due and we were all there splitting it together." XD
😂😂😂Why the fuck would Burger King tweet that?!🤣🤣🤣
I'm 3:17 into this clip and I'm already dying of laughter. 🤣🤣🤣
OMG 😆🤣🤣🤣 these pre-Headlines Banters & Monologues are so hilarious I hope this goes on forever
😂😂😂Chlamydia!🤣🤣🤣
Started with olympics ended with Taco Bell and milk.
Keep them coming, I love starting my morning with a big laugh.
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A "hit" song. Bahahahahaha! impooched. That's hilarious!
You mean inPAWched🤣
I liked impooched!
I NEED a tracksuit like Tim, where do I get one?
Much love from Rwanda 😊🇷🇼bro
please keep this format LOVE IT
Wait, the Dutch created a scream test for covid-19? I was thinking of Monsters Inc. 🤣😅
I'm waiting for tiny instrument Monday.
I really enjoy watching the interaction among James and the crew. Fun fun funny.
Iannnnnnnnnn and all the crew. How nice and easy to watch the show now
True story, back in 2003/4 my gf's best friend slept with one of the members of Kings of Leon after a gig in Bham and caught an STD, gives that song a whole new meaning.
Your gf's "best friend" she says...? uh-huh...yeah....right... 😁
"So, how do you think you may have caught this?" "In my sleep."
@@ericminch Or maybe she was in the splash zone holding her "best friends" hair...🤤
@@mikaelbiilmann6826 no actually it was my gf’s best friend lol, she had to come clean to her own bf and I was there having to deal with the fallout when he kicked her out and my gf told her she could crash with us.
As for how she caught it, she slept with him after the gig proper groupie style lol. And by gf I mean partner lol not friend who is a girl.
@@Ginric99 😃 Thank you for understanding the joke. I was afraid I was going to have to delete my replies. I was at a Van Morrison concert, and after the concert we met the band, and one of the members was openly flirting with my girlfriend. They are cheeky b*stards! 😄
I don't know why impooch caught me off guard as much as it did but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Y'all made me LOL. In the morning. Before my caffeine. My boxer his her face under the sheet.
Here's a sport for James. Dressage only requires a horse that knows how to dance.
Not quite . IIRC, the rider uses their legs as well as their hands to guide the horse
A rider who can lead is a big help.
This show is probably the only reason why I would get paramount+
It is like hanging out with James and friends. I love it.
😂😂😂Now that’s a COVID test that I want to take!🤣🤣🤣
Best show since it lost an audience.
Oh James, you're missing out! 😂😉
Major was *impooched* ... ha.
This show is on FIIIREEEEEE!!!I LOOOVEE IT!!!
*you gotta be careful when you write a HIT song...thats why it’s called a hit song ...or if it’s really good- a smash hit!*
Where's All Star by Smash Mouth when you need them
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Japanese are plenty good enough fans for every country! They are the biggest sport supporters in the world
I think they should keep him there in case Ted Cruz comes around...
Lol I mean the dog!
Hello
He will bite Cruz, shakey sketchy beta that he is.
I expect tiny instruments on Monday now!
I'm 5'2... I need that tiny bass! lol
I like how Reg is chowin down lol
I’m never combing my hair again.
😂😂😂😂😂😂These ppl are HILARIOUS
Lol ,he was impooched