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  • čas přidán 9. 03. 2020
  • Scott buys stuff to not use stuff.
    Twitter: / scottthewoz
    Facebook: / scottthewoz
    Instagram: / scottthewoz
    Music Used:
    "Board Game" from Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival
    "Coconut Mall" from Mario Kart Wii
    "Ravio's Theme" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
    "Bonus Game" from Super Smash Bros. (N64)
    "Hyrule at Peace" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
    "Battle Arena" from Donkey Kong 64
    "Battle Theme" from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
    "Save Theme" from Resident Evil 4
    "VS Maverick" from Mega Man X8
    "Bazaar" from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    "Rooftop Run (Day)" from Sonic Unleashed
    "Pirates" from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    "Multi-Man Smash" from Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS/Wii U
    "Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes
  • Hry

Komentáře • 4,6K

  • @ye6942
    @ye6942 Před 4 lety +12265

    I got called a special edition in school

    • @shlomosama6081
      @shlomosama6081 Před 4 lety +170

      Same

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 4 lety +163

      The people at my school call me CZcams Megastar can you guess why Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga gaga

    • @DarkTyyp
      @DarkTyyp Před 4 lety +30

      Bruh, same ❤️

    • @Sknotty
      @Sknotty Před 4 lety +475

      Wow, lucky. I just got called a retard.

    • @ash_aiden
      @ash_aiden Před 4 lety +52

      Punch them in that face, simple solution, it worked for me

  • @joecauthon2988
    @joecauthon2988 Před 4 lety +1541

    Scott: "I won't buy anything ever!"
    *another copy of Wii Play appears*

  • @Emerald-Fluffie
    @Emerald-Fluffie Před 3 lety +2186

    11:02 imagine being in a store and see someone set up a camera, talk to bread, and leave

    • @victorlol1339
      @victorlol1339 Před 3 lety +4

      Why?

    • @sackcat196
      @sackcat196 Před 3 lety +59

      The camera shake looks like someone else is holding the camera

    • @manarops9426
      @manarops9426 Před 3 lety +5

      I think it’s a green screen 😔

    • @davidtownsend6092
      @davidtownsend6092 Před 3 lety +5

      Genius. A true Artistic genius of our age.

    • @MrRedstoneready
      @MrRedstoneready Před 3 lety +22

      Of course not without grabbing a few rice cookers on the way out

  • @antcoolman8350
    @antcoolman8350 Před 3 lety +3299

    Scott’s the guy to literally burn his house down for a skit

  • @drillbit8280
    @drillbit8280 Před 4 lety +1415

    “Notoriously doesn’t bathe his fingers.”
    Well, that one way of saying it.

  • @saifuusuri
    @saifuusuri Před 4 lety +1849

    "Who chews on thumb sticks?"
    It's called "Rock Candy" for a reason Scott.

  • @psuedoenthu
    @psuedoenthu Před 3 lety +2407

    Can we all appreciate that Scott bought 3 rice cookers just for a 2 second gag

    • @captainarab
      @captainarab Před 3 lety +107

      He probably just bought a box

    • @captainarab
      @captainarab Před 3 lety +61

      Well 3 📦

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Před 3 lety +227

      @@captainarab
      Considering the amount of consoles and controllers that he has (and destroys for 2 seconds of comedy) and the fact the he buys same games twice (again for comedy), I'd say he could spend his money on 3 rice cookers. For comedy

    • @captainarab
      @captainarab Před 3 lety +13

      @@steelbear2063 why would he do that when you can get it for free

    • @toastybutondifferentacc5775
      @toastybutondifferentacc5775 Před 3 lety +40

      Search up Scott's net worth, he can afford it

  • @sevvycat2
    @sevvycat2 Před 3 lety +885

    I love how in 2:05 Scott just has a blank expression the entire time

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Před 2 lety +29

      He’s also dressed like the AVGN

    • @ZacharySkan
      @ZacharySkan Před 2 lety +10

      @@BinglesP when did avgn wear a white hoodie?

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Před 2 lety +9

      @@ZacharySkan Color only, not type of clothing

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Před 2 lety +30

      @@BinglesP AVGN invented the color white

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Před 2 lety +1

      @@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 no the pants too

  • @Myoo263
    @Myoo263 Před 4 lety +5778

    "it may not be a great controller, but it's not a good controller either."
    thanks scott keep up the good content

    • @licentiousdreams
      @licentiousdreams Před 4 lety +82

      May not be great content, but it's not good content either.

    • @ps3aciv
      @ps3aciv Před 4 lety +183

      @@licentiousdreams that may not be a great comment, but it's not a good comment either

    • @Michael-bc9wm
      @Michael-bc9wm Před 4 lety +71

      @@ps3aciv that may not be a great comeback, but its not a good comeback either

    • @lilfoot4837
      @lilfoot4837 Před 4 lety +90

      John the Long_Schlong it may not be a great comment thread, but it’s not a good comment thread either

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 Před 4 lety +57

      @@lilfoot4837 i can't think of a great reply, but I can't think of a good one either

  • @real_abender
    @real_abender Před 4 lety +1612

    Scott: "I won't buy anything ever"
    More copies of Fling Smash and another Rice Cooker: "I am inevitable."

    • @blankname3816
      @blankname3816 Před 4 lety +27

      Wait, there's MORE copies of Fling Smash?

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug Před 4 lety +30

      Madden 08: Did you forget about me?

    • @sailorgallifrey1365
      @sailorgallifrey1365 Před 4 lety +16

      Chicken Shoot: hey man I’m here too

    • @saifuusuri
      @saifuusuri Před 4 lety +11

      How do you expect the man to stay healthy without his daily supply of Wii Play Motion?

    • @bitterman7258
      @bitterman7258 Před 4 lety +6

      wii play

  • @Emerald-Fluffie
    @Emerald-Fluffie Před 3 lety +243

    “The luigi controller”
    Oh boy I can’t wait to control Luigi

  • @Edgelite306
    @Edgelite306 Před 2 lety +250

    The fact that he had the Super Mario Bath Time Golf Set a year prior to Gaming Baths shows you how ready he is with a new video.

    • @FelOld
      @FelOld Před 2 lety +23

      Or he really likes Mario bath time.

  • @thepiemaster477
    @thepiemaster477 Před 4 lety +809

    Ah yes, a special edition episode of Scott the Woz being uploaded on not Sunday. My favorite

    • @Les____
      @Les____ Před 4 lety +5

      My favorite

    • @SintasSays
      @SintasSays Před 4 lety +14

      @Clown Man You're taking this too seriously

    • @RQeeb-os1jb
      @RQeeb-os1jb Před 4 lety +3

      Clown Man Name is accurate

    • @askaykeeners8712
      @askaykeeners8712 Před 4 lety +2

      What are you talking about its sunday

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 Před 4 lety +1

      ThePieMaster
      Probably because its Mar10 day

  • @asinglefrenchfry2983
    @asinglefrenchfry2983 Před 4 lety +660

    *GASP* “dOHnKeY KoHNg?!!?!??”

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 Před 4 lety +17

      It's beautiful.
      Ive been staring at this for five hours now

    • @YoyIeCake
      @YoyIeCake Před 4 lety +23

      2:09

    • @rita-Shi-Mi
      @rita-Shi-Mi Před 4 lety +5

      @@YoyIeCake *I have to lick every controller I see.(Gasp)Donkey Kong?!"

    • @SwaggerSonic
      @SwaggerSonic Před 4 lety +1

      A Single French Fry
      I love that part

    • @tubegerm6732
      @tubegerm6732 Před 3 lety +2

      Congrats on watching the video.

  • @gabrielfuhr5964
    @gabrielfuhr5964 Před 2 lety +155

    8:31
    the PlayStation 3 controller was derivative of the PlayStation 2 controller which was derivative of the original DualShock controller which was an improved original PlayStation 1 controller which was heavily inspired by the SNES controller which was an evolution of the NES controller which took its design from the game and watch dual-screen series.

    • @isaiahchapman7660
      @isaiahchapman7660 Před rokem +28

      Which is derivative of a Japanese man playing on a calculator on a bus.

    • @supathechest
      @supathechest Před rokem +11

      @@isaiahchapman7660 and buses are derivative of cars

    • @littlegreen9274
      @littlegreen9274 Před rokem +13

      @@supathechest and cars are derivative of Benz Patent-Motorwagens

    • @Lo-Sir
      @Lo-Sir Před rokem +7

      ​@@littlegreen9274which is a derivative of chariots

    • @SluggishRain
      @SluggishRain Před rokem +3

      Wasn’t the DualShock an improved version of the Dual Analog Controller which was an improved PlayStation Controller?

  • @jackk.33
    @jackk.33 Před 3 lety +36

    Scott would buy an expensive car to get hit by a train all for a 3 second gag

  • @GioisNerd
    @GioisNerd Před 4 lety +282

    Kid: Mommy why is there a man looking at bread
    Mom: just keep walking honey

    • @johnathanbarnes8639
      @johnathanbarnes8639 Před 4 lety +5

      We've all had those moments at the Meijer, contemplating whether or not to buy that loaf of bread.

  • @lordz19
    @lordz19 Před 4 lety +318

    I bet the reason the episode was delayed was because Scott couldn't get himself to buy bread for 2 days.

    • @indigo6518
      @indigo6518 Před 4 lety +6

      He was busy competing in a video game music game. With no 🍞.

  • @parkertown2229
    @parkertown2229 Před 3 lety +140

    “There goes my fifth kidney”

    • @EntFncomp
      @EntFncomp Před 3 lety +7

      🤔 hmmmm 🤔

    • @raxid09
      @raxid09 Před 3 lety +7

      Some things wrong I can feel it just a feeling I got

    • @notdog6642
      @notdog6642 Před 2 lety +3

      I mean kid knees are pretty easy to get.

    • @williepchamp3060
      @williepchamp3060 Před 2 lety +1

      @@notdog6642 lol

  • @RomanMcMillan
    @RomanMcMillan Před 3 lety +67

    Imagine being in a store in the cake mix isle and in the isle next to you, you hear Scott say “I’m not doin’ it!”

  • @cronkinthehouse
    @cronkinthehouse Před 4 lety +1649

    “I won’t buy anything ever”
    Is this how you avoid taxes

    • @TCM464
      @TCM464 Před 4 lety +75

      The technique Yoshi failed to see.

    • @adamdao4826
      @adamdao4826 Před 4 lety +6

      Yesn’t

    • @redblue3951
      @redblue3951 Před 4 lety +24

      Breaking News! Local man find way to make thousands per year, with one simple trick!

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 Před 3 lety +11

      He is a tax fraud enthusiast

    • @dieg2063
      @dieg2063 Před 3 lety +1

      I mean... yeah

  • @animeking1357
    @animeking1357 Před 4 lety +1237

    I had a friend over once who played my DS. Turns out he didn't wash his hands after eating those cheetos. My DS was greasy for months. I still get flashbacks every so often.

    • @animeking1357
      @animeking1357 Před 4 lety +40

      @smash bash Oh man it was horrible. Had to wipe it down every time I played it for a while.

    • @RaVisions
      @RaVisions Před 4 lety +19

      Yea especially the lite model that plastic was coated

    • @devanshkamdar8244
      @devanshkamdar8244 Před 4 lety +56

      There's a special place in hell for people like that.

    • @hughjass1355
      @hughjass1355 Před 4 lety +4

      I still have a ds lite never happened to me

    • @latiosexing362
      @latiosexing362 Před 4 lety +5

      my 3ds has seen better days the visual grease/wear and tear from my multitudinous platforming.. drives the ocd insane. area around the d pad is doomed. lol

  • @3melius
    @3melius Před 3 lety +34

    I like how everyone just quotes scott

    • @deaconmayse
      @deaconmayse Před 3 lety +2

      legit no one makes any original comments

  • @spicysonicrofl
    @spicysonicrofl Před 3 lety +33

    Scott: I don't want anything to happen to these, they're too precious!
    Also Scott: *drills a hole into an Xbox controller*

  • @MrCloud910
    @MrCloud910 Před 4 lety +1705

    “There are obviously products we want, but we don’t need”
    This is exactly why I watch this channel

  • @GolfinhoVoador
    @GolfinhoVoador Před 4 lety +530

    Scott: "Im never gonna buy anything again"
    *Ten Days later*
    Scott: *Buys animal crossing new horizons*

    • @Pr0t4t0
      @Pr0t4t0 Před 4 lety +2

      Scott:*buys Amiibo Festival in ten days*
      Golfinho Viador:I am both disappointed and impressed

    • @TheLowBrassDude
      @TheLowBrassDude Před 4 lety

      On Midnight release.

    • @TheNathanchavez96
      @TheNathanchavez96 Před 4 lety +1

      *buys 5 more copies*

    • @reddodeado301
      @reddodeado301 Před 4 lety +2

      No, Scott values his virginity. He'll get Doom Eternal.

    • @dullicecream
      @dullicecream Před 4 lety

      Giro and Karin Buys both

  • @debradavies1351
    @debradavies1351 Před 3 lety +24

    8:45 piss

  • @comediccarnage8059
    @comediccarnage8059 Před 2 lety +39

    This was my very first Scott the woz video. I love coming back and rewatching it.
    One of my favourite youtubers. I can’t believe it took me so long to find him.

    • @AceTrainerSquirtle
      @AceTrainerSquirtle Před rokem

      My first was the Smash Bros Brawl one. I haven’t been the same ever since.

    • @jamo62
      @jamo62 Před rokem

      My first one was "Console Launch Titles", yup I've been watching for more then most of you

    • @toast8221
      @toast8221 Před rokem

      @BendyBoi217 That was my first one too.

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom Před 4 lety +1605

    Petition to make Scott's 200th episode about *_3D Dot Game Heroes,_* because of his classic outro

    • @xenobestx8423
      @xenobestx8423 Před 4 lety +18

      It’s really good too.

    • @DarkTyyp
      @DarkTyyp Před 4 lety +51

      It's good, but why not something sexy? Like WarioWare Gold

    • @sanmoon3543
      @sanmoon3543 Před 4 lety +36

      No, knowing Scott it will probably be FlingSmash or BoomBlox

    • @priorfamily4374
      @priorfamily4374 Před 4 lety +7

      I’d sign that petition!

    • @snipermonkey8665
      @snipermonkey8665 Před 4 lety +14

      His channel theme is iconic so doing an episode because of it works

  • @Filmedon3DS
    @Filmedon3DS Před 4 lety +4058

    "I wanna play halo, but I just love no fork spaghetti."

  • @thesickboss2272
    @thesickboss2272 Před 3 lety +16

    5:20 if you play luigi’s mansion you are the Luigi controller

  • @mysryuza
    @mysryuza Před 3 lety +17

    "Who chews on thumb sticks?!"
    Me during elementary school who has a habit of chewing on the thumb sticks on the silver GameCube controller for some random ass reason: **Sweats profusely**

    • @snichelsticks8653
      @snichelsticks8653 Před 2 lety +1

      my brother did that with the wii nunchucks when he was 7

  • @trainstorm1225
    @trainstorm1225 Před 3 lety +3457

    “Yeah, so I kinda have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller I see. **gasp**
    *D o N k E y K o N g ! ! ?* “

  • @Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard-
    @Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard- Před 4 lety +622

    2:03
    This was literally hilarious. The way he sounded so excited made me laugh.

  • @ratchetxtreme6591
    @ratchetxtreme6591 Před 3 lety +45

    "What kind of Tattoo do you want"
    Scott:"PLAD"

  • @evanschulz9704
    @evanschulz9704 Před 4 lety +372

    Scott: “I won’t buy anything ever”
    Me: don’t lie too us Scott your just gonna buy a new rhythm heaven fever again

  • @ayyboilmao
    @ayyboilmao Před 4 lety +583

    Scott: “who chews on thumb sticks?!”
    My Childhood Self: *looking around nervously*

    • @dot-alpha
      @dot-alpha Před 4 lety +10

      Glad I wasn't the only one.

    • @ellianagrant6294
      @ellianagrant6294 Před 4 lety +10

      ayy boi lmao Yeah.. 😬 my poor ds stylus and wii nunchuck

    • @Xolnyxia
      @Xolnyxia Před 4 lety +8

      @@ellianagrant6294 oh yeah, I also destroyed some ds stylus

    • @thebluecyclone8632
      @thebluecyclone8632 Před 4 lety +3

      My poor wii nunchuck it didn't stand a chance

    • @whynotbrosay
      @whynotbrosay Před 4 lety

      *Insert young me voice* OOF

  • @CharlieCreedonWells
    @CharlieCreedonWells Před 2 lety +16

    0:26 foreshadowed Game Baths 👀

  • @Rellton_
    @Rellton_ Před 2 lety +14

    "People pay top dollar for special trash"
    *Super Mario Party in the background*
    1:45

  • @wutdahellboi8759
    @wutdahellboi8759 Před 4 lety +600

    "The guy that doesnt *BATHE* his fingers"
    Is it possible to learn this power

  • @bokto5275
    @bokto5275 Před 4 lety +1119

    Scott: “I mean sure, I don’t need Rhythm Heaven Fever”
    Me: *has lost all respect for Scott*
    Scott: “... I need two!”
    Me: *has gained back and quintupled all respect for Scott*

  • @ratchetxtreme6591
    @ratchetxtreme6591 Před 3 lety +4

    "DONKEY KONG "
    - Rex(2020)

  • @inkycomics
    @inkycomics Před 3 lety +9

    Scott: who chews on thumb sticks?
    Myself back when I was a kid that chewed on anything and everything: **sweating profusely**

  • @ArcherSlamBAM
    @ArcherSlamBAM Před 4 lety +573

    "It's just a filler episode."
    *Reaches 8th on the Gaming trending list*

    • @taxevader674
      @taxevader674 Před 4 lety +43

      If anyone doesn't know where this quote came from, he posted a video on twitter explaining why the video was delayed

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- Před 4 lety +7

      Reminds me of DBZ, I can see Scott's power level increasing throughout the video.

    • @Autobot666
      @Autobot666 Před 4 lety

      8

    • @marshmardgames9884
      @marshmardgames9884 Před 4 lety +4

      I can’t believe his series has come to the point that he needs to make filler episodes now

    • @Autobot666
      @Autobot666 Před 4 lety

      @Loogi 12 8

  • @spiral8315
    @spiral8315 Před 4 lety +1068

    He looks like a fusion of every actor for Spider-Man

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 Před 4 lety +83

      Goddammit I have been tortured for over a year about who Scott reminds me of, and it turns out it's a deepfake of 3 at once.

    • @antoniocialfi77
      @antoniocialfi77 Před 4 lety +49

      Personally, I think he looks mostly like Toby maguire and Tom holland with just a touch of Andrew garfield

    • @wolfie1179
      @wolfie1179 Před 4 lety +6

      r/rareinsults

    • @gtasamidly
      @gtasamidly Před 4 lety +19

      @@wolfie1179 r/ihavereddit

    • @masonshipton2344
      @masonshipton2344 Před 4 lety +2

      @@wolfie1179 no

  • @shiethegal
    @shiethegal Před 3 lety +6

    6:06 If you go and win a Smash tournament with this thing, you're officially the GOAT.

  • @jcplays5831
    @jcplays5831 Před 2 lety +8

    1:25 yeah roll all the clips of Scott mercilessly abusing any and every controller he’s owned

  • @simpsonmania18
    @simpsonmania18 Před 4 lety +284

    Description: "Scott buys stuff to not use stuff"
    Me: "Oh, another regular episode"

  • @MoxineLee
    @MoxineLee Před 4 lety +268

    "don't do that to my controller!"
    throws it to the ground

    • @Sunnybluekiwi
      @Sunnybluekiwi Před 4 lety +19

      That is more humane than letting it get greased up by someone who doesn't know what soap is

    • @lukiepoole2387
      @lukiepoole2387 Před 4 lety +1

      Hi Max

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Sunnybluekiwi I'd rather see that controller in the bottom of the ocean than in the hands of a pirate

    • @jdolaktv
      @jdolaktv Před 4 lety +3

      @@Sunnybluekiwi Please tell me you caught just how insanely relevant your comment is to current worldly events.

  • @angelemmanuelperezmuniz1474

    The Joycons and some Play Station controllers have a wonderful feature that can make them special. They drift. Those are perfect for racing games.

  • @savagegamer81013
    @savagegamer81013 Před 3 lety +17

    “I don’t have anyone over anymore”
    Don’t worry Scott no one does.

  • @JotaroKujo-gw6ng
    @JotaroKujo-gw6ng Před 4 lety +233

    "Who chews on thumbsticks?!"
    My sister. True story.

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 Před 4 lety +26

      Dogs: finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary

    • @damaginggoldenlight2087
      @damaginggoldenlight2087 Před 4 lety +7

      My brother chewed on the thumbsticks of my PS4 controller.

    • @yeehaw7400
      @yeehaw7400 Před 4 lety +7

      Dio stuck his fingers in my neck.

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 Před 4 lety +6

      @@damaginggoldenlight2087 May we mourn his controller

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 Před 4 lety +3

      @@yeehaw7400 Did that damn Duolingo bird get you?

  • @leeeroyjenkins555
    @leeeroyjenkins555 Před 4 lety +200

    2:04 we all have that one friend...

  • @salty898
    @salty898 Před 2 lety +15

    6:14 chainsaw man

  • @firstnamelastname4224
    @firstnamelastname4224 Před 3 lety +8

    "I'm probably on a list somewhere"
    Scotts that are worthy of the Woz:
    -Scott *THE* Woz

  • @TylrSolvein
    @TylrSolvein Před 4 lety +224

    2:06 Scott thinking about how his legacy will be owning Sonic Jam after he’s dead.

  • @collin9258
    @collin9258 Před 4 lety +1191

    "I don't need Rhythm Heaven Fever"
    ....Pushing your luck quite a bit there-
    "I need 2"
    Nice save Scott. You are spared, just this once.

    • @unhingedelbows2907
      @unhingedelbows2907 Před 4 lety +17

      Except when he said he had no interest in xenoblade chronicles 2

    • @goofy9697
      @goofy9697 Před 4 lety +23

      Xenoblade 2 kind of sucks not gonna lie

    • @jaxsterminator8634
      @jaxsterminator8634 Před 3 lety +8

      Celery Xenoblade sucks in general.

    • @sponsoredbywalmart
      @sponsoredbywalmart Před 3 lety +15

      Oh, hey, another Rhythm Heaven fan in 2020. _Good._

    • @fuitbythefoot
      @fuitbythefoot Před 3 lety +30

      "I don't need Rhythm Heaven Fever"
      >:(
      "I need two"
      :)

  • @acehealer4212
    @acehealer4212 Před 2 lety +2

    Hell yeah, no fork spaghetti!
    I like that Scott calls his Luigi controllers “twins.”

  • @cloudplays1
    @cloudplays1 Před 3 lety +5

    8:02 that feeling when something you own finally makes the special edition list. YAH!

  • @metosoreru
    @metosoreru Před 4 lety +544

    2:09 why’d he have to say Donkey Kong like that. I’m crying

  • @Fake-rt9uk
    @Fake-rt9uk Před 4 lety +151

    "WHAT THE F*** DON'T DO THAT TO MY CONTROLLER"
    *throws it at the ground*
    i love this channel
    2:29

  • @16BitGamerCat
    @16BitGamerCat Před 3 lety +4

    "Who chews on thumbsticks?!"
    3-10 year old me feels called out. I feel disappointed in myself.

  • @Ignatiusmckay
    @Ignatiusmckay Před 3 lety +4

    where are you getting these kidneys

  • @brendantodt5043
    @brendantodt5043 Před 4 lety +385

    Scott: "I won't buy anything ever."
    Toilet Paper: "Are you sure about that?"

  • @sterlynggriffin9040
    @sterlynggriffin9040 Před 4 lety +263

    "I own the Xenoblade Chronicles 2 controller and have no interest in the game, I feel like I'm on a list somewhere"
    You're on mine now Scott buddy boi

  • @michaeloverton04
    @michaeloverton04 Před 2 lety +6

    Rex Mohs: "Yeah I kind of have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller that I see."
    Scott: Dial up noises going off in his mind.

  • @Levi_The_One_The_Only
    @Levi_The_One_The_Only Před 2 lety +7

    8:50 this took me a couple seconds but I was laughing my ass off lmaoo

  • @Low_Zones
    @Low_Zones Před 4 lety +525

    I swear he could have his own TV Show and the set is still his house

  • @GaKoPop
    @GaKoPop Před 4 lety +138

    I always used to laugh at special edition games and consoles, thinking what's the point of them but I just bought a second switch cause it has Tom Nook on it so whose the loser now

    • @blankname3816
      @blankname3816 Před 4 lety +5

      To be fair, those damn joycons are so alluring

    • @GaKoPop
      @GaKoPop Před 4 lety +21

      @@blankname3816 I just wanna shove them up my ass and feel the hd rumble

    • @gamelounge5378
      @gamelounge5378 Před 4 lety +3

      @@GaKoPop what the fuck

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala Před 4 lety +4

      GaKoPop *who’s

    • @GaKoPop
      @GaKoPop Před 4 lety +8

      @@t6amygdala thanks for pointing that out
      I won't be changing it though because spelling errors are my kink

  • @BakuPlayer
    @BakuPlayer Před 8 měsíci +1

    5:55 the definitive Rivals of Aether controller

  • @mizzmo
    @mizzmo Před 2 lety +11

    6:20 I use that controller for mario kart wii

  • @ryaneast9833
    @ryaneast9833 Před 4 lety +125

    The next episode: Special Edition Bread

    • @KevinBelmontLuna
      @KevinBelmontLuna Před 4 lety +3

      Flippen Limited edition Oreos! I still have 6 flavors from 2014! Scott can buy them if he comes around!

    • @IronJaybo123
      @IronJaybo123 Před 4 lety

      Ryan East but have you tried seeded edition?!

    • @ryaneast9833
      @ryaneast9833 Před 4 lety

      We’ll find out on our next episode

  • @FranciscoMoreira23
    @FranciscoMoreira23 Před 4 lety +140

    I got a special edition bread yesterday and boy let me tell you, it's bread alright!

  • @ijustshartedcleanme9709
    @ijustshartedcleanme9709 Před 3 lety +6

    “Who chews on thumb sticks?”
    My younger brother...

  • @noahthegoat3363
    @noahthegoat3363 Před 2 lety +3

    11:01 Imagine running into him at the store saying that.

  • @the1ucidone
    @the1ucidone Před 4 lety +48

    "It may not be a great controller, but it's not a good controller either". -Scott the Woz 3/10/2020

  • @CastorCharmwood
    @CastorCharmwood Před 3 lety +304

    "so i have this condition where i have to lick ever controller i see
    *gasp* DoNkEy KoNg"

  • @Killthegoat
    @Killthegoat Před 3 lety +6

    “I feel like I’m on a list” YEAH A COOL KIDS LIST!!

  • @benjaminstiles
    @benjaminstiles Před 3 lety +4

    The fact that this man will buy two crockpots (i’m assuming he had the one already) for a gag is just amazing.

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 Před 4 lety +181

    Scott: "I'll never but anything again."
    Me: "You will do it, it is in your nature. _Stay Gold."_

    • @PkGroovy98
      @PkGroovy98 Před 4 lety +1

      Alpha Jay 3.0 did you say... gold?

    • @PkGroovy98
      @PkGroovy98 Před 4 lety

      Alpha Jay 3.0 that's the joke I was making buddy

    • @mechajay3358
      @mechajay3358 Před 4 lety

      @@PkGroovy98 Oops shouldn't have explained the joke 😅

  • @TommotheCabbit
    @TommotheCabbit Před 4 lety +120

    Scott: "I won't buy anything ever"
    New game releases: "TOO BAD, SCOTT"

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 Před 4 lety +1

      DOOM Eternal and Animal Crossing New Horizons: "That's adorable"

  • @SMPandanic
    @SMPandanic Před 3 lety +7

    Imagine walking into Walmart and see a Grown man saying "I'm not doing it!" XD

  • @DaSuperGamer
    @DaSuperGamer Před 2 lety +1

    2:05 Scott: Literally having Vietnam flashbacks.
    Rex: dOnKeY kOnG!!!!

  • @LudicrousChris
    @LudicrousChris Před 4 lety +186

    Scott: “There are obviously products we want, but we don’t need”
    Scott: *Shows Red Dead Redemption 2*
    Me with my 270 hours of Red Dead 2:
    ...

  • @caseys2698
    @caseys2698 Před 4 lety +47

    9:04
    “No fork spaghetti” i’m dead 😂

  • @kennyMIKES
    @kennyMIKES Před 2 lety +5

    scott’s videos are comfort food i’ve watched his videos so many times

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 5 měsíci

      Watching Cute things is better

  • @mcmb8254
    @mcmb8254 Před 3 lety +1

    I just have to say this here I love your videos Scott, I don’t really don’t care for video games but your humor and presentation of these various items makes we wanna watch the whole thing, I especially love the extreme shock-humor jokes you have at the end of each video, really gives the video a satisfying end

  • @melon-kun
    @melon-kun Před 4 lety +60

    "Yeah so I have the thing where I have to pick every controller I see"
    *GASP*
    *"DoNkEy KoNg!?"*

  • @PoipoleBoi
    @PoipoleBoi Před 4 lety +317

    Scott: We all buy stuff we don't really need
    Me: SO I'M NOT ALONE BUYING TWO WII U'S?!?!?

    • @RealBega
      @RealBega Před 3 lety +15

      Scott has 2 wii u's

    • @Getsumchopp
      @Getsumchopp Před 3 lety +1

      @@RealBega and I do too

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 Před 3 lety

      no you're not alone buying two WII Us.

    • @PoipoleBoi
      @PoipoleBoi Před 3 lety +1

      @some body to get another wii u gamepad charger

    • @lucasdellamaggiore
      @lucasdellamaggiore Před 3 lety +1

      @@RealBega The second one is the PAL Wii U he bought to play We Dare, right?

  • @aretnap3653
    @aretnap3653 Před 3 lety +7

    4:12...
    & *Grey* Buttons!
    (6-Button ArcadePad)

  • @cloudstriker5473
    @cloudstriker5473 Před 3 lety +5

    Ah! You forgot about the most important controller variant: the toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside.

  • @swivel_z1371
    @swivel_z1371 Před 4 lety +47

    "It's not a Great Controller, but it's not a good one either!"

  • @brynkasson8100
    @brynkasson8100 Před 4 lety +96

    11:02
    Wasn't it nice going to the bread aisle and seeing bread?

  • @somejackassontheinternet
    @somejackassontheinternet Před 3 lety +7

    It took him so long to make this video he found a time machine to upload it before he tells us he needs the delay
    What an absolute legend

  • @eyalinbar4845
    @eyalinbar4845 Před rokem +2

    Club Nintendo Japan: Mario, Wario, Luigi controllers and
    Me: AND...
    Club Nintendo Japan: A standard club nintendo controller
    Me: *sad Waluigi sounds*

  • @BranSnakes
    @BranSnakes Před 4 lety +71

    5:35 - "Haha, funny photoshop design!"
    5:47 - "WTF IT'S REAL?!"

  • @SunGodRyan
    @SunGodRyan Před 4 lety +57

    "now you know my color blind hell"
    That hit home man... That hit home.

  • @Bucatini98
    @Bucatini98 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Thats a good solution, but i buy EVERYTHING instead.

  • @givemeyourface_I_rise_you_fall
    @givemeyourface_I_rise_you_fall Před 4 měsíci +2

    1:28 he took a bite

  • @AshMLP
    @AshMLP Před 4 lety +51

    Conspiracy theory
    There is two Scott’s, that’s why Scott can make a video In 2 seconds

    • @makotoplush9776
      @makotoplush9776 Před 4 lety

      Imagine two Scotts going "Hey y'all, Scott here!"