Third Party Controllers - Scott The Woz
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2019
- Scott plays with garbage.
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Music Used:
"Main Theme" from Trauma Center: Under the Knife
"Main Theme" from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
"Spark Man" from Mega Man 3
"Star Light Zone" from Sonic the Hedgehog
"The Dark World" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
"Toad's Turnpike" from Mario Kart 64
"Bianco Hills" from Super Mario Sunshine
"Sweet Mountain Act 1" from Sonic Colors
"Aqua Star" from Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
"Game Select" from Super Mario All Stars
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes - Hry
Imagine someone shows up to a smash tournament with a sponge bob controller.
They’ve won
I know what I’m doing
i’m showing up with the gamecube keyboard controller
@@indigoon9635 I’m coming to my next smash tournament with the U-force
I would leave. They know what they are doing.
"Finally a controller that answers my lucid dreams, the nunchuck finally has an ass". God I love you Scott.
“I love you too hunter Mooney” (sorry)
@@muntthedubious_9308 no
Seirds the wierd no part 2
Seirds the wierd no part III
@@muntthedubious_9308 No part IV: A No Hope
4:03 is my favourite Scott joke. Something about the delivery is just comedy genius.
It's great
4:04*
and the best part is that he found a bar of soap that was just the right shape
When I get my own house i will make this the soap dish. Mark my words.
3:32 i like this one too
This is still one of Scott’s best imo.
“The Nunchuk finally has an ass!” is underrated.
Then there's "Jesus Christ censor that"
8:33
*slap*
I need that nunchuk for uhh reasons
4:03 "The back is a soap dish" the best
So we’re just not gonna talk about how that soap fit perfectly into that controller
Nope
Never ever
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IT WAS DESIGNED TO BE A SOAP DISH😂😂😂
True
8:36 something about the way he says "the nunchuk finally has an ASS" is so perfect
Quick question, not a single person in the comment section I seen has the afterglow nunchuk it’s only the main remote so can someone tell me was the afterglow nunchuk ok or was it garbage
Gay
ASS
FFUUUCCKKK
1:21 "But... you always have... other options"
That introduction to the third-party controllers is weirdly hilarious.
“They give these away with car stereos.”
What was the music used there?
@@geotheleo2716 dramatic cue d (but it’s slightly pitch shifted in this video)
9:26 just don’t take it in a submarine
Live me some “shitting on the idiots behind Titan” humor
@@CoraCreates in all honesty, its the only proper solution when the topic comes up
The mistake everyone makes, "oh, it's a bit cheaper than the official controller, it'll be fine..."
No amount of sunk cost fallacy can make you feel better from getting bruised thumbs and blisters pushing the stiffest hard plastic buttons known to mankind.
@@cattysplat it's the edges of cheaply made plastic and the screwholes which get me. not drawn blood levels, but enough to make them extremly painful to use.
Larry Bundy Jr you are legitimately everywhere good to see you here
We've all done it 5x. Never again
Woah it's you, that guy with the silky smooth intense voice that gets right into my deepest cores, keep up doing god's work
What i want from a controller.
1.The back must be a soap dish.
Timothy Moore 2. And a sponge holder
3. It’s 2d only
& Knuckles
Soooo which soap? Just asking.
@@BelldandynoPredacon some soap i found in the dumpster behind good will.
Its funny because Scott in his videos has always made his humor pretty timeless, not really referncing memes or anything like that. Yet hes become a meme.
aged like a fine wine
It's all fun and games until your friend gives you the 3rd party controller
It's all fun and games till your friend gives you the glitched controller
I've literally got a box full of third-party controller some good some bad pretty much anything that isn't a Logitech is garbage though.
Everybody's got at least one embarrassing story about how they got a 3rd party controller.
I'm sure there's someone out there that's never bought one but the majority definitely has.
Then it’s just games.
@@diobrando2845
*But if games aren't fun what's the point?!*
I gave my friend a hori pad for his ps4 and a 8bitdo sn30pro controller for switch.
"lost the joystick for some reason"
-Insert footage of him chucking the boomerang of a controller across his yard
it's almost like that's the joke
@@diamondsinsight Looking closely, his hand is too flat against the controller where it should be. I'd wager it was missing before he threw it.
@@Skorpeonismyrealname oh shit
@@Skorpeonismyrealname Uh, looking closely, your brain is too flat against your head where it should be. I'd wager the joke flew over your head.
@@connax what
8:33 the worst part about them is they start to drift after a few months and completely stop after a year or two
They use the same technique that Nintendo did for the switch
I've never had a Mad Catz controller last more than a month and a half.
I did! I still have my gcn one, and it probably still works! Wanna know why? Because we didn't use it!
I have a mad Catz wii nunchuck and nothing is different about it aside from more grip on the control stick and the madcatz logo being added. Some how it's lasted me for ages
@@Noapplicab The diamond in the rough!
@@thacobell4700 yes indeed a diamond in the rough
I remember smashing my Mad Catz controller when it broke because I thought it was funny.
.. then I had to pick up all the parts.
Ouch...
Rip
Oof
Madcatz is underrated I had 2 GameCube ones and they were great I used them over the original
I actually still have a mad catz controller for my ps2 and I actually prefer it to the official controllers
Scott your carpet looks like Uncle Ben’s minute rice
mrLabdory Nailed it.
Yes
You mean it’s dead?
Spider-Man's favorite.
WOAH That's something
Honestly, the Owl Pad seems to be a missed opportunity. The separated turbo buttons are in the same spot as the X, Y, and Z buttons on the six-button Genesis controller. If they had a switch that could turn them from turbo buttons to extra face buttons, it could've been so much cooler and more unique.
Wario
Quotable lines from this episode:
3:56
4:04
5:59
8:35
11:49
The back is a soap dish
What about 9:52
what about 0:00
the nunchuck finally has an ass
"the back is a soap dish"
-Scott Wozniak, 2019
He is right though, it works well in my bathroom as a soap dish! Finally, at least some use for useless things.
everybody gangsta till they give you a madcatz controller
Smile
That is unless your Gang is full of MadCatz employees. In which case, you’re fucked.
I meannn if it's a fightstick that's still pretty gangsta
Was literally about to make a comment about madcatz. That shit was bootyhole
@@phantomhavok7407 i'm pretty sure that your pfp comes from persona 3 portable promo art or from the ost cover
In a madcatz building
But can it drive a submarine?
😐
"The Z Button feels like a gas station fuel button"
This quote haunts me everytime I go to a gas station
“What could be worse than the n64 controller?”
*After first 20 seconds*
“Well shit”
It's all fun and games till someone pulls out the madcatz controller
Or the GameStop controllers
I am ashamed knowing I own one
The one thing guaranteed to turn someone into a James Rolfe every time.
Then it breaks and 1 person has to sit out and take turns.
@@dylanrank361 I remember when I was first getting into retro games, the store I went to only had the GameStop Gamecube controllers.
I think a couple third party controllers do a great job at replacing the controllers they were copying. My 8bitdo Pro2 controller was 40 dollars and is one of the highest quality controllers I've ever used, and can be used on a ton of different systems besides the Switch.
Honestly most of the modern 3rd party controllers for retro consoles are pretty good. Im currently using the wireless hyperkin on my N64 and im loving it. The buttons feel kinda cheap and they aren't rounded and also the L & R buttons are a bit too close to the z triggers but besides that it's fine.
Pro 2 owner as well, OMG it's amazing. I use it a lot on PC too and it connects so fast! The only issue i have is the gyro only being present in switch mode with no other workarounds (yet) and the start/select buttons being awkward.
I'm hoping with 8Bitdo's partnership with Gulikit there can be some DIY hall effect kits for the sticks.
The perfect video for those looking for a submarine control system!
DID THEY LEGIT PILOT THE SUBMARINE WITH A PS3 CONTROLLER
Nah its even worse, they used a wireless third party logitech controller 😭
@@442277100 NO WAY
I was looking in the comments to make sure someone said this
Media about Mad Catz bankruptcy: “Troubled hardware maker used up its 9th life”. LOL
That was weak. Go to jail
@@svenolson7784 prison would be more suiting
go home
@@piotr1262 you’re still here?....it’s over....
*This comment*
Man that's just purrfect...
When everyone’s talking about first and third party controllers but no one’s talking about second party controllers 😔
Bruh I feel the same way! Can't believe no one talks about them they're so good!
What the heck is a second party controller?
@@icantthinkofagoodname.3983 the updog controller
@@mulchmachine6398 where can I buy an Updog controller?
@@superhotwasabi1044 the very rare stopgame, gamestop's long time rival
Oh boy I hope no body uses a third party controller to pilot a submersible or anything
No one is smart enough to go into Titanic wreckage.
They had the Logitech one he actually liked lol
Shoulda bought the official DualShock lol
9:17 you know why I am here..
“I’m on life support now! No reason, just felt like it”
- Scott
yes that is the joke
Im about sure its 89% sure thats not legal
Eteled: Welcome to the party.
Yup that’s what he said
Sega Genesis
4:03 "The back is a soap dish."
That's thinkin' outside the box.
Works Of Zen the soap box
4:04
the bread box
I watched this video many times and it still cranks me up.
Imagine taking one of these puppies on a submarine 😅
That would be hilarious 😂
Bro💀
9:15 nooooo
Don't sell us the submarine sinker 9000
Ironically, Mad Catz’s ACTUAL “arcade sticks” used to be the best around
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?
their RF adapter in the n64 heyday was the only one most people trusted.
yeah , i went to a major yesterday and i still saw people using the madcatz SFIV arcade sticks with all the OEM parts, it was amazing
I had this little Mad Catz controller for the Gamecube that was smaller than a standard GC controller. It was actually pretty good.
This was my first dose of Heyallscotthere and now am addicted
If you keep watching we might have to put you on life support, just hope the machine isn’t made by mad catz
That's how I felt, this guy and his phrases is addicting and you wanna keep on going
Mine was Game Controllers. So close, but not exactly. Maybe the reason Game Controllers is my favorite video.
@@cookieman3456 mine is your not an rpg guy, I first watched Scott when that was premiering
For me it was Caddicarus' crossover Play Station All Stars
7:45 I actually owned one of those, had it second hand even. It was surprisingly pretty good, with the exception of the d-pad, which wasn’t horrible i just would’ve preferred buttons
I'm not happy unless I get a third party Mad Catz Atari Jaguar controller with a Wand Of Gamelon theme.
A Iife support system with a Sega Genesis on top
Very clever avgn reference scott
*Sega Genesis CD and 32X Combined* “It’s on life support..”
On avgn the 32x was the life support. Scott just put his sega that is always on his desk on top of the life support machine. Not sure its an avgn reference...
Look at this shit. Looks like it's on life support
I mean, it was a sea genesis on his life support machine. It was a Genesis ON life support.
I got nothing.
PJ I’m actually shocked I have 2 subscribers. (It’s a left over from the early days of Google+. For like 5 minutes on a Sunday morning, verification on G+ meant instant verification on CZcams without 100k subs)
"the only madcats product i own legitematley without thinking twice about it being made by madcats was my gamecube memory card"
me: wait a minute... that logo looks familiar..." *looks at my own gamecube memory card* "well ill be..."
Also side note they break for no reason also one time I I wanted to play a game and my gc and wii didn't recognize it as a memory card
My Madcatz GC Memory Card was the first one I owned and honestly it STILL works. Good thing too because it has all my best GC games saved on it like Melee, Zelda, SA2 Battle, F-Zero, ETC.
@@RondoOfBloodX yeah it all on how many times you used it
I totally do not also have a madcatz GameCube memory card
I've heard more horror stories about the official memory cards. Mine's some random "Hip Gear" brand and is still holding up 17 years later.
Third party, third televised!!
Ya the logictech Playstation controller is the worst too. I disconnected while i was in a Submarine now im lost in the titanic. HELP
I love how the description just is "Scott plays with garbage."
i can see why he couldn’t play with f***ing garbage
"This isn't a life support machine, THIS WAS JUST A BREAD BOX" - Scott Wozniak
11:47-11:51
Mad Catz almost got away with that too. But Scott is impeccable with bread boxes
seems like Mad Catz is taking a page out of Theranos' book
Ok but how was the Bread?
Forgot the third party controls for the Titan submersible
are any of these good for submersible travel?
YESSSSS !!!! THIS IS THE COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR!!!!!❤
@@xeno4665why did you get so excited over this like no hate but damn🤣🤣🤣
“It also works on pc, android, and *slams foot on desk* irrelevant”
Best line ever
As we know, desktops have 3 main operating systems: Windows, and Linux.
Tales Ah yes, my favourite operating system: and
Desktops have 3 different os types: windows, linux and irrelevant
Actually, I think he said "irrelevance."
no love for templeos?
"THIS WAS JUST A BREAD BOX"
-Scott the woz
Poor Scott, he thought he was getting a _half baked_ life support system but after forking in the _dough_ he got his _loafers_ knocked right off him in a _whey._
@@PoloRossi Are you bready for this?
Scott is probably why they used a Logitech controller for the titan because of the way he described it
Great to control a submarine with! 👍
Ayyyyeeeee 😂
"this isn't a lifesupport machine, this was just a bread box!"
famous last words
lmao
Lmfao
Did someone say yeast infection?
I feel like a video about the best games in a certain genre would be really cool.
@@bighugeweiner You tell him ginger
omg guys it’s big huge wiener back at it again
bighugeweiner did you like just learn what a curse word is or something?
@@bighugeweiner love you too babe
WOAH BIGHUGEWEINER!! MY IDOL!!!!!
I've owned Rock Candy controllers for my PS3 and I unironically, genuinely love how it feels. Especially for sports games.
The sticks were loose enough where you can play MLB or FIFA and it just felt smooth to move.
1:31 I love rock candy controllers
4:04 "the back is a soap dish"
I almost died laughing
8:33 made me laugh hard
@RectalDiscourse and 0:00? Thats the funniest part of the video!!
11:47 was my favorite
Fsr my favorites were 3:19 and 11:47
@@1upedro798 00000
8:53 That controller seems like something the KFC Console would have.
That logitech Ps2 controller was one of the first good wireless controllers made. It worked so well for something wireless of that time.
Bro I swear the official ones feel flimsy, like a might accidentally crush it after dying one too many times playing bards tale.
But the real question is, how good is the mattress he bought?
I'm legitimately curious about that.
What happened to his matress!
Probably not good, I bought one for 80 when I was a student it's almost like sleeping on the floor.
@@Texelion3Dprints I'm late but watchu talking about sleeping on the floor is amazing
SillyRobot822 this got me thinking
“MadCats pulled a fast one on me, this wasn’t a life support machine, this is just a breadbox!”
I died laughing, I just can’t stop
that’s gonna be on my gravestone, imagine seeing “THIS IS JUST A BREAD BOX”
Joshua Bodenstein thanks for spoiling video bitch
@@alexp279 bruh shut up dumbass😂😂😂😂😂
Alex P Don’t browse the comments before finishing the video
My profile pic is godly shuddup bitch
They should use one of these to control a sub 15,000 feet under the surface near the titanic
I love how he hit the wiimote with a hammer and the only thing that happened was the hammer got dealt knockback
“The analog stick broke off of mine and all I have left is the stick, so I had to improvise” *places marshmallow*
F*cking GENIUS
Harvard: You want a scholarship
Lol
It was a cotton ball but ok lol. (Edit: I went back to look after being told it was a marshmallow, and it was)
@@sonickgamer144 nope
*CONGRATS ON TRENDING! #4 in the USA!* 👍😎
Hey all, Scott her-
#6 in Canada RN
I have drama alert... On trending for gaming... Help.
#8
I'm so proud
Anyone else rewatching this after hearing about that submarine being operated by a Logitech controller
little did we know some billionares would use these to control a submarine
Logtech................
Wow, this Scott guy is pretty funny, he should start a CZcams channel
haha bro that's funny
i am going to laugh
this is scott's channel...
rodrigo r wosh normi
rodrigo you don’t say
"Put Spongebob in your hands"
-Scott The Woz
I feel like this will get 100 replies so am glad to be the first
And you can put Patrick in your hands
And spongebob on gamecube
this will get one of the top comments
"Bring it around... TOWN!" .
I bought two used Wii Remotes at a garage sale that have SpongeBob skins on them. I can't figure out how to get them off with anything less than a pickaxe but it really does put SpongeBob in my hands.
Now when I hear the word Logitech I think of the submarine
11:44
"And on top of that, Mad Catz pulled a fast one on me. This isn't a life support machine, this was just a bread box!"
"Atari said f*** it and gave us a button and a stick." -Scott.
I mean, their whole philosophy was based on the word "fuck it".
And still... They were fucking awesome.
Wrong vid
wrong video.
170th like. I'm a monster
Wrong video, mate.
Ah, yes. The "friend" controller.
I almost misread that as the "Fiend"Controller whoops
@@red5158077 I mean not far off tbh
@@RockLobsterist True
"Friend" or little brother/sister Controller
0:43 I'd argue that kind of makes sense. Controllers are integral parts of a console and while games are also, you can conceivably get some use out of a game console without a game by streaming or something. You have a literal brick without a controller
There’s more tech in them but why’s the xbox controller expensive when it’s the same as xbox 360 controller
@@staringcorgi6475 Because money.
6:00 Jesus Christ, I had three of those.
N64 Controller: *Sweats Nervously*
everybuddy gangsta
_till the mad catz gamecube controller comes out_
I had a couple of the wireless Gamecube controllers Mad Catz made and they were fucking garbage
Every’buddy’ ??
I've seen that back in my day. *has flashbacks of bootleg Gamecube controllers being seen everywhere*
@@deljorel hell ya everybuddy!!
“I wonder what madcatz is doing today”
Oh they make mouse pads, and good ones
Wait what
That sounds pretty cool
And damn good arcade sticks, I got an old sf 4 te from some guy and it has some damn good switches.
@@portablerefrigerator4902 they don't make arcade sticks anymore, and when they did they used sanwa parts anyways
Glad they’ve moved on!
The N64 was the ONLY console where having a third party controller was REQUIRED! The original stick was of such a low quality and fragile that third party controllers were considered high end. It also helped MadCatz that the go to controller for the original Xbox was the Pelican controller as it was built to the same quality as the original controller but also relocated those awkward white and black buttons onto the shoulders.
That moment you discover they were using a Logitech controller to control a submersible that went to go look at the Titanic that had some rich people in it, and it didn't come back up.
Hey Scott, fan here!
Thanks for posting another video!
I will proceed to enjoy this media!
Man you succ
@@MikyleY thank you friend
Braden_Coldwell man you 9
oh yes, my favorite controller, the Nintendo 64 minecraft pickaxe
lmao
@Sammy And BENDY BROS l no it's not.....
fekin zoomer
r/wooosh
@Santy IS EPIC. Cool guy mcgoy we dont live in 2016 anymore frick off
@@instantregretplaylist u Irish too?
8:58 when im playing a fps game on controller my hands get really hot so i think it would be usefull for me but not in a weird design
I'm glad I finally discovered the Scott vault. "I'm on life support, no reason, just felt like it" had me losing it
"Yeah I was 16 once," MATE I THOUGHT YOU WERE 16
He's 17 now.
Fak Yuh Googel
He’s like 21 or 22. I believe he said his birthday was in 97
He's in college gentlemen. The 17 now joke wasnt funny brotha. Not trynna be dick, just am one.
He's 22.
Christian Mino I do not understand a single word that you just typed
The way he says "the controller with a fan" sounds like The Price is Right announcer.
Parker Jameson 8:55 here’s a time stamp, I don’t really here it but I thought people would want a time stamp
Come on down
It's a brand new car
@@pewpewman18 *hear
@@charmandyorton006
To the Atomic Wrangler
05:26 "But I'm used to how not great it is."
Yes!
I know how old this video is, but even for 2 years ago I want to know where in the world Scott found official N64 controllers for only 15 bucks.
He didn't, those were the bootlegs
"This isn't a life support machine, this is just a bread box"
-Scott.2019
"quote from youtube video"
-Literally every youtube comment
My favorite console is smaller than a bread box, oh-whoa.
@@sagevoyage lmao
Wait... Mad Catz made an animated sticker?! That’s kind of impressive, I’ll give them that
The only thing that wasn't bad
hol up.
or it could just be a green piece of paper and Scott added the green line in editing
@@dumbass2240 r/whoosh
Actually they wanted the sticker to be a static image but they failed at that too.
I actually have the Logitech PS2 controller! I use it every time I play. The novelty of wireless was the best part, but I also liked the way it felt and everything. There was less satisfaction with hitting the buttons (my favorite part of the main PS controllers) but it definitely feels better in my hands, similar to an Xbox controller with its design.
as someone who never really had consoles as a kid (besides the wii, my nintendo ds and dsi) i love how scott explains things like this. its in a way where i can understand despite never experiencing it if that makes sense
This is arguably (one of) the best videos Scott has ever released. It is so rewatchable. The humor is ridiculously on point and amazing, even more so than his other videos.
isnt every video rewatchable
@@rayanyt7018 ikr
"We go from the GameCube controller going for $19.99, and then we go to my scheduled laugh at the Switch Pro Controller's price tag."
*cut to Scott looking at a watch* "HAH!"
This was the first video of Scott I've ever watched and I instantly subscribed right after it. Lost count how much I rewatched it too.
@@unionjack0638 then there's the Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Switch Pro controller, which is more than double the price. And yes, I did spend the money on it. No way in hell I was passing it up when the normal amount for it was nearly a thousand
Okay but there’s no better memories than playing Rock Paper Scissors for who has to use the busted third party GameCube controller that’s been ribbed for pleasure
*FUCKING RIBBED FOR PLEASURE AHAHAHAH*
When I was younger I used to get 3rd party controllers alot for PS3. Not because the official ones were expensive, I just liked the designs. Especially the Afterglow controllers.
But using one to Pilot a sub any thoughts?
Seeing Scott hammer a Wii Remote at 1:15 gave me anxiety.
Don’t worry they’re made of nintendium, that shit can survive bomb blasts.
Davey Bentley Fun fact, a Game Boy once survived a bomb explosion during the Gulf War. Sure, it was burned black and the bomb obviously wasn’t directly targeting the Game Boy, but it still plays Tetris just fine. So apparently Nintendium can literally survive actual bomb blasts.
M E M E R I O Imagine a bomb actually going straight after a game boy
Same here
Davey Bentley LOL YES MY DOG COULDNT EVEN MAKE A MARK ON THE NINTENDIUM ON MY WII REMOTE OR JOY CON
You could spend $70 on:
A nice, comfy mattress for you to sleep, or one controller
*_Choose wisely_*
I can copy and paste my $70 and buy both.
controller pls
Easy, pro-controller. I don't even own a Switch.
I can sleep comfortably on a Switch Pro Controller.
Man, for $70, your mattress will be anything but nice and comfy.
If there's one thing madcatz got right, it was mice. Alongside just being reliable and sturdy, there big selling points was customization, coming right out of the box with varius knobs, weights, and interchangeable panels to get the ergonomics just right. Also, they looked like a toned down Michael Bay transformer mid shift without being a pinch fest, which is both impressive and stylish.
3rd party controllers is like getting your stove fixed by an HVAC intern.
5:15 “I’m gonna say that on my wedding night”
OH F**K OH F**K I NEED A NINTENDO 64 CONTROLLER BUT I ONLY HAVE $10
"And will you take Scott to be your husband"
Assuming Scott isn't permanently stuck in virgin land.
@@Agmali769 with special guest, me!
@@angeldust4280 you've awakened the Scott fangirls