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This clip is from QI Series O, Episode 11, 'Objects & Ornaments' with Sandi Toksvig, Alan Davies, Alice Levine, Cariad Lloyd and Sarah Millican. - Zábava
I'm not surprised Sandi was able to stop those boys from acting up. As it is, I always close the video before the end because I hate getting scolded by her every time at the end.
I always do that for the same reason
I totally agree. I sometimes avoid the videos she's in, even though I enjoy her, because I'm sick of her chiding me for not being there, stood at attention, to pick another video.
That’s funny I’m completely opposite I always listen to the end I like it when she says “pick something” 🤣
@@TheGeekiestSecretary I liked it the first few times, then it started to grate. :-/
@@TheGeekiestSecretary I always let the video run till the end, puts a smile on my face every time
I kind if wish I could have seen Sandi, standing at 4ft 3, telling those lads on a night out 'that will do'. Would have been bloody hilarious,
The Mediocre Collector--I once taught with a librarian who was just barely four feet tall. It was a middle school, grades 6 through 8, and the eighth grade boys tended to be a bit rowdy (ok, there were young hoodlums). She would stand with these miscreant eighth grade boys towering over her; she'd be scolding them while shaking her finger in their faces and they would be all but standing at attention, saying, "Yes, ma'am; yes, ma'am". I swear she must have been a Marine drill sergeant in a previous life.
Isn't Sandi 5ft?
I loved Sandi’s story of being in the train and rather staunchly saying to the rabble “That will do!”. Made me laugh out loud it did! And as another comment reads, imagine 5 foot Sandi standing up to these lads - fabulous!
THAT WILL DO!
0:28 YEAH ME TOO
They said sorry!😂👍
They probably freaked out because they couldn’t see where the voice was coming from when Sandi stood up.
Sorry ma’am we were just having a laugh innit
She actually sounded like my Nanna for a second
This reminds me of a woman I saw in ASDA pushing a trolley with a child in the seat who looked about three years old and who was acting up, kicking and shouting. She silenced the child with the words: "WHEN YOU'VE QUITE FINISHED...!?"
Asda eh? I would have thought this response more likely in a Waitrose store!
Sandi, for some reason, reminds me so much of Joe Lycett in this clip, especially the “that’ll do” part followed by a very squeaky “they said ‘sorry’”
Pardon, that's not his name anymore.
Mark Mayonnaise It isn’t? What happened?
@@sarahriddle499 He's changed it by deed poll to Hugo Boss!
Charlie Tuff I just read about it and I completely lost it. What a mad lad Hugo is!
Hugo Boss and Sandi as a comedy duo would be absolutely amazing
Is it just me or is Alice Levine incredibly gorgeous
Definitely not just you. Absolutely lovely
Alice *is* incedibly gorgeous and it's not just you.
no not just you she stunning
You are not supposed... to throw the rice... directly into the couple... with force and determination... to wound. That's not supposed to be the objective.
Yes, officially, that's not the objective. Unofficially, though...
You're also supposed to take it out of the bag.
I also... think that you're... not supposed to use... ellipsis... like that...
I also hear rice is bad because if birds eat it, it swells up and can kill them (apparently that's just a myth, it doesn't harm them I guess), so usually at the weddings I was at, we threw bird seed. Well, in those little tiny netted bags - is it wrong if you hurl it unopened?
Cook it first
Alice is so luvverrly
Cariad is so lovely
A great team of females with Alan too; really enjoy when Cariad is on QI.
females:/ ahh ffs
Whats wrong with females? 🤔
@@mayalarkins1334 it’s a female saying female, surely that fine for you SJWs?
Sandi may be Danish by birth, but she has turned completely British - case in point: her "That Will Do," worked like a charm. No Dane would be able to pull that off!
Danish by birth, American by birth, English by birth.
Wonderous woman
Smoke Cloak and other brands of security smoke are very effective at stopping people from burgling shops during closed hours. It's the same smoke as used on the stage but much much thicker and reduces visibility to no more than a few centimetres. What's more, it is THE BEST FUN when you're in the industry and you get to play with it while carrying out "essential testing".
Such a British way of stopping rowdiness.
“That will do!”
…and it’s from Sandi - a Dane.
I love this show.
*THAT WILL DO.*
*sorry :(*
I look forward to resolving the next unruly CZcams comment thread with _"That will do!"_
Absolutely!
Alice is gorgeous
Very.
Yes
stunning
2:05 I WISH I had that amount of confidence
1:11 That seriously made me laugh
Once at a zoo my two daughters, about 6 and 4 at the time, started to speed forward of us adults, as children do. In a fatherly voice, I hollered ”Girls, Halt!” after them.
They did stop, as a did a group of teenage girls who turned around startled. Then they saw the situation and all of us laughed.
The instinct of responding to the parental authority voice is deep within all of us.
Thing is the Japanese throwing those balls might actually be saying basically "no, that's bad, stop it". Because that's a single word in Japanese, and they use it quite frequently: dame
Pronounced "DAH-may". They don't all suddenly turn into film noir detectives...in case you were wondering.
@@HaydenX Imagine how inconvenient it would be for film noir detectives though. Here you are, trying to be all black and white, when suddenly a ball filled with orange paint hits you!
ダメ
Do you mean yame? Never yeard of "dame", can't find it in a dictionary either.
@@kauhanen44 Definitely dame. Spelled either in hiragana (だめ), katakana (ダメ), and kanji (駄目) - I've seen katakana most often
Throwing rice at Weddings in the United States is quite common. I have no idea where the tradition originated. When I lived in Idaho (a lesser known State in the US) I tried to start a tradition of throwing potatoes at weddings. Potatoes are Idaho's #1 export. So if you think rice hurts..... don't plan your wedding in Idaho. The tradition I attempted to start may have caught on. Warning! Strange people.
Big uncooked potatoes? I like this idea. I like Idaho as well, tbh.
You could attempt to modify the custom by throwing potato chips!
Just imagining a grandmother who wasn't pleased with her seating arrangement straight up beaming a potato into the grooms head and him dropping like a sack of potatoes
i can just imagine the sound of one of those Party Horns going off when a taser gets fired: "FEEOOOOO-- ZZTKZZTZZTKZZZZ!!"
The trick with throwing rice at weddings is you're meant to take it out of the bag/tin first.
And then cook it
I thought you threw it straight from the rice maker
An Alice and Cariad sandwich. I’m in f in heaven!
@Jorj Aww!
Haha you beat me to it mate!
Which one is the redhead?
@@samiam619 Alice!
At first I thought how neat it would be if bullets spat confetti. Then I realized how much easier it is to get bullets (here in the US) than taser cartridges. You have to get cartridges registered and everything
"Done a train" means something entirely different where I live.
Is petroleum jelly involved?
Sandi is so cool
Did anyone else think the pic of Cariad was Julian clary?
So you committed robberies in the UK and Japan, and got tasered - and managed to get away. Bravo.
Sandi has the Voice of Command. it comes with elocution and pronunciation with a lower toned modulated voice, that means you point your voice at the offender and ''That Will Be Enough'' can shut down even the most chav 'boy with too much sherry'
No, it comes with being a Viking.
Well, at Greek weddings, rice throwing is a wide spread tradition that spans many decades. Beware of Greeks bearing rice!
To-do List:
1. Buy paintball gun.
2. Buy tin of orange paint.
3. Buy plane ticket to Japan.
4. Let the fun commence.
1:42 i swear this was on an earlier episode
When Sarah was talking about being pelted with rice, I thought she was going to suggest tasing a newlywed couple for a moment. Talk about a shocking start to your new life
Well please come on, pick something.
Rice is also a bad thing to throw at weddings, because the birds eat the rice, which then swells in their bellies and kills them.
That's an urban myth. It was started because damp confetti is far easier to clean than damp rice
@@boredincan Oh, good. Thanks for the info!
Some weddings throw birdseed.
Yeah B&M Bargains in St Johns in Liverpool has a security guard in its window. Never seen a guard in that whole shopping center.
That was all the security they could afford
10 Julian Clary.............!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Having worked in a retail store where we used to chase shoplifters down the road and tackle them the orange balls are a much smarter and safer idea
That picture with Cariad's face looks more like a young Julian Clary! lol
Except she's WAY funnier and MUCH more likeable than him!
Sainsburys Petrol Stations have the smoke deterrent.
The Japanese name for it is actually pretty funny - it's half English. Japanese often adopts foreign words:
Bohan (birthmark or mole) yo karaa [color] booru [ball].
I just love your videos! :)
🤜🏻👍🤛🏻♡♡♡
Someone tell me why we have created more methods to deter people from using tasers in crimes than guns.
Because if you are ok with using a taser you're more aware of what you are doing in the first place.
No r/wooosh plis.
Doran Martell wooosh
Sorry
Because tasers don’t make wannabe heroes feel quite as happy in their pants
Because the TASER manufacturer hasn't paid off the NRA for that privilege (as yet).
Surely the confetti could easily removed before using the taser?
Not the good ones...
Smoke - "Smokecloak" has been sited in jobcentres !
Say 3x Robber no robbing! and they will snap theyr fingers saying oh man and go away 😂😂😂
they had another episode when cutouts of policemen were mentioned and someone said that a cutout was stolen!!
I read the title: “Unusual ways to catch animals” and then they began to talk about paintball balls and confetti, and my interest really peeked, only to realise that my notes to catch a a rhino was for nothing...
I did too. Read it as animals first.
The confetti is so you know which taser is fired. Each taser has a different pattern on the confetti and the producer has a record of which patter belongs to which taser and who bought it
As they explained in the video.
It's more likely that who would want their name in the paper for shoplifting in Poundland. 🤣
I might have a crush on Alice. Figuring out a way to tell the gf right now. Thinking roses and chocolate might do the trick? And if Alice ever gets to Sweden, she's leaving married. I have a priest-ish guy on standby 24/7 just in case.
Strange, I was just thinking that she's never EVER funny on QI and I have no idea what she does there
Will you bloody Vikings please stop stealing our women. It's been going on for 1,200 years and British politeness only goes so far.
@@LughSummerson I can't promise anything definitively, but your point makes absolute sense. And the last thing I want to do is anger an anglo saxon. That sh*t hurts really bad. Lets strike a deal instead: I get Alice, and in return all us blond headed boat people stay over here?
Alice and Cariad on the same episode is making me all discombobulated.
@@sirforsa You vikings caused my people to be subjugated by the anglo-saxons, don't stop killing them; you owe us.
*Up in the N.E they may need to be told that they should pour the rice out of the tin first, otherwise it's just a normal day down at the shops.*
I rewatched 1:12 só often, can't stop laughing 😁
0.25x 🤣🤣
Nobody:
Cariad: 💪🥴
sandy sure is lady stephan. that's a good thing.
In the Netherlands they use this DNA spray, if someone steals they get a colour sprayed on them in the shop door.
Oh, so DNA spray isn't a euphemism? 🤣
What if you were totally stoned and/or drunk, when you did the crime, and don't remember?🤔
actually, the confetti is used for crime scene reconstruction.... so you can see where each cartridge was deployed from, in what direction, and if anything was in the way
Alan had little to say....also rice kills birds
1:03 Baseball is the national sport in Japan. They all (most of them) are good at it.
machelvet I don’t think most shop girls in Japan play basuboru.
@@lohphat You are right. It's probably not "most", but Japanese are in general pretty good at throwing balls. Kids also play "Catch-ball" or Dodgeball.
But I have never seen a pitch like that in Japan:
czcams.com/video/Pfq62XSVXj8/video.html
I immediately thought bank robbers because some of the money have paint canisters that explode the paint onto the criminals
Dye packs. Bank dye packs are usually set so they explode a certain amount of time after they have passed through an RF signal at the door. That way they don’t go splodey in the branch.
I thought the dye packs were supposed to stain the notes, not the robbers, so that the stolen money becomes unusable.
@@Kromaatikse That's the intent inasmuch as it's assumed the robber will put the swag in a container of some sort. But I have heard of instances where the thief jammed loot into pockets and got not only dyed but burnt when the explosive charge went off.
Your point is well taken.
When I worked in a bank each teller had what looked like a bundle of 100 notes, which was in fact a dyebomb with a real note on the top of it. The bundle/bomb was kept in a magnetised holder in a special clip. When removed at the end of the day the bomb was placed in special container and put away with the rest of the real cash in a locked metal box. One day a teller at my branch didn't secure the bomb properly in its container and it exploded, making tens of thousands of dollars of cash unuseable. It happened often enough the bank stopped using such ridiculously dangerous devices.
Thumbnail makes the girls look like sisters
The orange paintball wouldn't work if you had a jacket on, just dump it and run off
Hmm, Police should use bullets that have glitter as well as the bullet, so if they miss the criminal still gets marked.
Good evening.... Can anyone tell me why I can't watch up to date episodes of QI on CZcams anymore, please. I have researched......can't find any info. Many thanks for any help.
Sharon Parmenter Copyright. These channels risk having their channels blocked if they post them too soon after broadcast. The BBC is fortunately lenient as they’re a public service but will issue takedowns when they feel like it.
@@lohphat Thank you for your response, I understand now!
Speak sternly and carry a small Sandi.
Easy way to not get robbed just say no they can't legally take anything
nice to see 4 women and 1 man for a change....
That’ll do donkey, that’ll do
There is a place in the world when you get married they throw coconuts ...this is according to The Tiswas Book of Silly Superstitions - so getting hurt by rice is no excuse
I suppose some people just won't go down the aisle unless you tazer them first
CAPTIONS PLEASE FGS!!!
I'd add some if I knew how 😂 I think you can add them to other people's videos, not sure
You have to be good at throwing them and you might hit the wrong person, same is true for a firearm 😬
"That's [day of the week]" should have been a forfeit. As soon as Sandi said her first line, I knew that would be somebody's response.
OH, NO! 😡Who is the American “Orange Man”?
Ernie from sesame street
Shit that’s why he does it: pre-emptive camouflage...
putnopvut No... think presidential 😳
The picture of the naked man with Carriad's face actually looks like a comedian who has the same hairstyle with that man. Can't remember her name. She's lesbian too.
Suzi Ruffle?
Susie Ruffell ?
Glitter bomb.
Who’s the redhead? Dayum.
Her name's Alice Levine she's a presenter
would never pull out of her
I’m pretty sure throwing rice at weddings is illegal here in the US, it’s a hazard to birds specifically and it gets everywhere
A bird dying from eating rice has never been observed. It's quite plainly a false myth that somehow found its way into law some places in the USA.
I still don't thing throwing rice is a good idea because I hate food waste, but it won't harm any birds.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/against-the-grain/
There are areas of the UK where paper confetti is banned because it's regarded as littering.
It is not illegal to throw rice, but some venues ban it. It's probably more an issue with cleaning it up more than anything else, but in some places it might also be a liability thing (for people slipping on rice).
Quite a lot of birds eat grain, rice is a type of grain, quite a lot of birds are not harmed by eating rice. The rest of the birds don't eat rice thrown at weddings (they stick to insects or small animals)
Wow there's only 9 comments here at the moment.
UNUSUAL WAY, Put them in the Whitehouse for four years. Is that unusual enough?
1 like after 7 months tells you what a poor attempt at a joke this was. Nice attempt at being edgy though.
Good effort from Sandi on the Japanese accent. Unfortunately, pretty bad.
Is Alan the only constant in this show?
Ohh Cariad Lloyd and Alice Levine ... yummy I must say
Please change Sandi's ending... I really enjoy her, but increasingly I dread and avoid the videos she's in because I'm sick of her chiding me at the end if I'm not stood by to pick something else. Autoplay is a thing, QI! And these videos are often playing in the background for something to listen to while I'm busy with a task. Who thought it would be cool to make Sandi do such a rude ending??
I love the ending. I stick around just to be scolded by her
@@brianjones8899 I liked it the first few times, but I let their videos play so often it started to really grate my nerves.
Do people really see it as rude? I thought it was mildly amusing & not overly annoying. Maybe it is a bit annoying if you have autoplay on but then so is any outro tbh
@@ellelk2443 Yes. It's rude and starts to grate the nerves. I actually haven't watched this channel in over a year because of being tired of it.
There are suddenly many more women on the show since Sandy took over
Coincidence I reckon.
Since 2014 the BBC's director decided all their panel shows should include women. Many are still upset about it for some reason, all male from what I've seen. I don't think Sandi taking over as host had anything to do with it though. She took over in 2016.
How old is this episode?
Bohan yo kara boru have been in use since the 1980s.
www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2008/05/20/reference/anti-crime-color-balls/
They also have hand-held cannons for them,
iowahawk.typepad.com/bolus/2008/08/ball-of-the--27.html
Answer to first question:
Donald Trump awoke on a damp mattress in a Russian hotel.
Here's why QI no longer works for me since the change. It's nothing against Sandi herself-she was the only choice, bless her. It's that Fry could somehow manage Alan's tiresome, tongue-lolling adolescent puppy routine with loving aplomb, while Sandi has little tolerance for it. For me, the charm of the Fry years lay in a genuine comedic bond the pair had, which seems lost now, which outs Alan as exactly as annoying as he is. It's accurate, but unpleasant, and definitely not the QI I grew to love.
Not a very funny clip.
All female cast I see
I see it's not just Sandi who forgets about Alan...😂
Just missing Noel Fielding and Bill Bailey and all the long-haired beauties are there.
A good line-up.
Diversity.
I think this was Sandi's idea, to balance things up a bit. The panel has often been male dominated.
Haha 3 women on either sides and this is the least funny QI clip