Akaash Singh Stand Up Clip- Donald Trump, Arranged Marriage
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- čas přidán 30. 10. 2016
- Akaash Singh performs at Gotham Comedy Club NYC and explains his views on the 2016 election and Traditional Indian vs. Traditional American relationships.
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"After 20 years of marriage, we realize we are horrible people together, but have nowhere to go so let's just make our kid a doctor " 😂my marriage 😂
Elsa Adauto I been with my ex fiancé 5 years now. We finally called it quits. I will do anything to help her, or should I just cut her off?
@@ripneighborhoodniprip8303 cut her off...ur better than her!!
@@ripneighborhoodniprip8303 Do anything for her. Never cut her off. She will always have your back in return.
RIP Neighborhood NIP Rip think you should ask someone who knows you much better than us random people on the net xD, but if you feel your efforts aren’t been reciprocated, then do not burden yourself any longer.
@@ripneighborhoodniprip8303 cut off. She'll either want you more or move on. Truth: she already moved on
My gosh.. The girl laughing inside the camera or what.. 😂
She inside the phone.
I didn't hear it - might be your FBI agent
Aha hah hah
"Did you know that if you love your gf too much, she might leave you!?"
R.O.F.L.O.L.
V Saxena lmfao 😂😂😂😂 shit had me dying 😂😂😂💀☠️💀😂
V Saxena that’s red pill Knowledge
Rib cage waz hurtin on dat one😂😂!
Freddy Mendoza what does that mean red pill knowledge? I’ve heard the expression before but I never understand it
@@ChrisLee-xq9le it's a reference to The Matrix. Forget what the clueless dude above me said.
"You got no game daddy. You're too thirsty."
👌 Gold
I think he got everyone hard there.
This guy is brilliant 👌
That girl was laughing hella loud lol. Threw him off for a second
"OMG have you heard what Donald Trump said about Muslims?" "I am hindu" "Have you heard what my uncle says about Muslims!" That was it😂😂😂😂😂 LMAO
Relatable
Relatable asf
As a Hindu I’d be like ‘you don’t want to hear what I have to say about Muslims!’
@@AG-vb6vv yes because Hindutva is just great
@ImpactfulScholar It is, and miles better than being an Islamic shithole country like those you idolise.
This guy is spitting low-level red-pill knowledge. We need more of him stat!
Joel Gawne yup.. Saw his video about marriage too. Already like him cause of the red pill info set as ‘jokes’
Yeah, your right! We need to introduce him to my professor. His name is Coach Greg Adams.👍✌
Oh, THAT'S why he's in my recommended...
he has a flagrant sports podcast called flagrant 2
Word up! He was spitting fire.
This dude is going to blow up. Really funny and contrarian bits. Love it.
I'm going with no.
*spongebob narrator voice: three years later...
Sure
No he wont blow up.. he just said he was Hindu..
@@Aman1012 He actually did. He now has a very successful podcast.
Bro i already seen 3 videos of this guy and I think hes gonna become a Great Comedian. Hes funny af. Keep up the good wrk.
Yes pls
Yeah, I am surprised that I just found him, I love comedy
he has a podcast called flagrant 2
1:38
"How do ya'll marry somebody before you get to know them?"
"How do ya'll marry somebody AFTER?!" LMAO!
"That's half the sh*t that blows my mind!!" LMAO!!! Love this dude!
The brown marriage system is true 😂
And it works.
"Happiness" is overrated.
Bruh you are everywhere
Rushikesh Pingale lol yeah I saw this guy he’s in every video.
Optional
My friend immigrated from India with her husband, Christian but arranged, and they're pushing for both daughters to be doctors now and it makes them very happy.
Check what "NEET" is 😂
Tight 5 mins set..... Great stuff🤟🏻🔥
Brilliant stuff man, I'm laughing out loud at work
and 2 years later im doing the same
If you wear headphones then that woman will laugh in your brain
LMFAO!!
Happened just on iPhone13 left ear 😂
He’s single handedly burning down hookup culture in AMERICA
COVID completely burned it down too lol.. Now American men are just spending all their money simping for plastic chicks on OnlyFans 🤣
@Frank Rauen
Well, 4th of July has passed, how true was your prediction?
Oh yes let’s go back to arranged marriages. /s 😂
What next? We gonna go back to human sacrifice?
Nah, hookup culture is about one-night stands. That is actual in line with what he was getting at (i.e. not sticking around too long once you realize what someone is really like).
😂 have you heard the things my uncle says abt Muslims... Thats funny as hell. Im glad someone is making non pc jokes.
the audience wasn’t ready enough for these jokes 😂 💯
You need a god damn Netflix special dude, this shit is rich! Make a full-length version of this and I'll buy that day one
This guy is on point and im laughing..this video ended 5min ago. Im weak🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was actually funny😂
You heard him...so let's get married, to each other 😁😜
This guy is a philosopher. An underrated gem
👏👏
Underrated as hell
You should get a separate microphone for the CZcams camera. The audio is horrible
Such an underrated artist 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🙏
Love how he didnt rush addressing that hideous laugh, then he executed perfectly lol
Here in 2019! Congrats on getting engaged to that same girl.
I watched a lot of your quick videos and you are a very entertaining comedian,but that's one of my favorites, you keep it going bud, you really got a great sense of humor!!
Jokes aside, Brown marriage culture has evolved though. Now parents find and give 9-10 options to both boy and girl. Then they choose and match. Then the parents decide a marriage date which is after 10 months to 1 yr. In between these days both boy and girl talk and meet with each other. That's what going on in my city.
@@zombiemachinery4868 Kolkata
Yea even in my parents generation, they were allowed to date before the marriage and also have the option of not marrying. Arranged marriage is misunderstood these days and it's not like parents give you a person and force you to marry. More like they pick the girlfriend's and boyfriends with the hope /default expectation of the end result of marriage.
Nobody asked, nobody cares.
What you said, it's been happening in even smaller cities of India since 90s.
Then, they ll regret marrying the loser when they see ppl other than their spouse attractive. Trash system
I can't believe I haven't looked you up earlier.
You are hilarious!
Precisely why I'm single. Relocate all that wasted energy.
Keeping it tight! Very funny!
i hope she never loses that laugh it's so pure
Be there or be disowned. Somehow!, I could hear his father's voice in my head saying that.
This is a really dope clip thanks
Bro you're good. You have a new subscriber & fan. Keep up the great work.
You’re killing it Akaash! just binged a bunch of your sets. Without a doubt you have real talent. Just keep believing in yourself to tell something that no one else can (as well as you do)
-from a Pakistani American (Muslim raised lmao) (but I guess I’m an atheist but I prefer “its complicated”)
Why am I just now finding this dude. Just what I needed.
This clip is fucking gold lmao I'll never get tired of this
Quality stuff..kudos👍
That was dope Akaash
Greatness
Great work
Good set.
Akaash is amazing. On-Par if not better than Schulz. A shame the audio quality wasn't that great for this video.
Schulz stinks too
Absolute champ
that's some therapeutic stand up right there! ahahaha
Love this guy..Realest
Good work, love this man!
Just catching on to his material. Really funny
Wow! He hit deep when he compared dating and parenting, the audience got offended because it was too much truth coming from a skin tone the American people look down at...👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
He's American, so what r u talking about? Also what do u mean look down at. I've never seen or heard of anyone looking down on people with his skin tone
Dont mind this f..ker. He is just a loser trying to blame the world for his misery.
Camel Boot I think he’s talking about how Liberals look down on every single minority so much so that they assume their all poor and need white peoples handouts.
Sasidhar Reddy I didn’t know about white skinned and dark skinned Indians. In America I feel a slight tan is the most sought after.
@@jonathasnyder exactly, liberals piss me off more than racist, atleast racists are true to themselves , they don't pretend, while libtards....
It is so funny that 2020 and Donald has been nominated for Nobel Prise
Anyone can be nominated
Namaste to you from 2019...
Wow.. From his point of view.. This makes so much sense.. Now I'm confuse about America culture.. AND I WAS BORN HERE! LOL good stuff.. He said nothing but the truth including the laughter of the single lady as soon he said gf and made alil gesture she knew where this was going lol
His. Face. When he leaned In. I am a new fan. Love this guy.
Akash is a breath of fresh air. Super funny. Hope he makes it big.
He was recently on the Youngins Podcast, it’s on ITunes and Soundcloud.
he has his own podcast too its called flagrant 2
First time watching you akash keep it up bro 💪
My Bro, ur jokes are funny, seriously relatable and mostly facts!!!
Funniest bit I’ve seen for ages, am definitely a new fan of this guy😂
Really like the delivery and quality of jokes. Im an ABCD who had an arranged marriage and think his joke was awesome
💪🏼💪🏼
This is gold.... more than just comedy.
Facts!!! Mr. Red Pill. Dude is intelligent and is able to infer things out of everyday life quite well.
Come to the UK fella...
I just noticed this Arrange marriage joke you used in Gaslit special is your 7 years old joke and you still pulled it off 🔥 Respect 🙏🏻
Wow. that was a factual comment about children vs significient others. Very on point.
Akaash is niceee 👌🏾👌🏾
What he said about it being easier to raise a child than date. I have always said this when people ask me why I'm not dating and I have a child! I cannot stress enough how true it is. I broke up with my ex for the very fact. Raising a kid is hard, and then having a person you argue with all the time who also doesn't add anything helpful to make the whole process easier, damn. Raising a child alone isn't so bad after all. If anything, it IS easier! Lmao
true sh1t!
That's why you should marry before you carry! You picked him, so woman up and raise a child together. You know how single mothers ale criminals. 5he stats proved it!
Most people are peer pressured into thinking arranged marriage is backwards. It's a beautiful system indeed.
High divorce marriage is proof dating doesnt work.
We're gona need AT LEAST two Netflix specials.
Good shit anybody who says this ain't funny has no humor or no life!This is the shit lmfao
He's damn right!!!
and here i am wondering why this guy doesnt have millions of subscribers even now. when even people like russell peters who are noway near him have so much more.
This guy is speaking straight facts.
Funny as hell bra
Donald trump is gona get the Nobel Peace prize, he forsaw that...!
Based AF
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Akaash is a beast
quite a tough crowd there, but jokes were awesome!
When he described what happened to your relationship
Okay dude is funny he need to get a TV show
I love that girl laughing in the background😂
Dude is hilarious
That's the best argument for arranged marriage that I've ever heard.
This Negus a beast!!!!! Didn’t know he was this fuckin funny 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Yo Akaash u need Alex to do your clips
You are so funny dude
As an indian that's wht I always thought
Make me miss you..... hahahaha hahahahah hahahaha hahahahah. Lol. That was laugh of a single girl. Hahaha awesome comedy awesome audience.
Hilarious Man!
He's good
I’m dead 😵 😂😂💀☠️😂
😂😂
That WOOO @1:05 was fire
👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
His shirt....!
Hilarious
Did this guy come out of nowhere? He's super funny