Captain Europe - Part 2 (Captain America Parody)
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Part 1: • Captain Europe (Captai...
A big thanks to Arne Daniel Haldorsen, Tore Ramstad Urke, Kevin Smilden, Elise Søfteland Iversen and Eirik Aarnes Vik for helping us out.
The Best part is that capitan Poland is actually helping xd
Captain Poland is great! Everybody loves him.
In Kurwa we trust :D
PistolShrimps Poland da Best xD
Hahahaha xD "Auch!... KURWA" is the best! xD
Mind explain, I don't quite get it
I love how Captain Poland is not even in Poland, makes sense
Where is captain Ireland with the ability to pummel his pray with spuds
I actually don’t understand this one explain pls?
Where is pierogi or vodka
@@therealamerican99.76 many poles work in western countries, because even as builder or "dishwasher" you earn much more than you would in poland
Mr. Groszek. Ok thanks
Gotta say, Captain Vatican's sheild is pretty dope.
well,its a dope pope.
It's pretty pope
The pope smokes dope
@@claudioferraro1652
The dope smokes pope
Hi, Mate The dope pope smokes pope dope
When Captain America has multiple personality disorder
True
Shadow clone jutsu
reminds me of the movie *_SPLIT_*
Or he just has alot of brothers
@@ejdjghtj5931
From random european countries?
As a Portuguese person, I found that hilarious.
Agreed
Agreed
I didn't get it. Is it about soccer?
@@quayevano Yes, it's about football
MT BOM
WALES! WE GOT NOTICED! THIS NEVER HAPPENS!
sheep shagger ayyy
***** ....
is Whales a country? i thought it was a part of England?
Knowledge Whale no,it is a separate country. It has a rivalry with England (like Canada vs America). Also, it's spelt Wales
Knowledge Whale This is why it hardly gets noticed, because most people assume it's apart of England
"Aś... Kurwa..."
It's perfect
what does the As mean?
ah right thank you
More like "Damn, ouch"...
it means suka blyad?
AdiXeR in HUngarian kurva means bitch :-D
*Lithuania and Latvia get featured*
* Estonia quietly cries in the corner *
Sorry bro... We Finns got too tiny role but a role anyway... PERKELE!!!
@@visuli_w I'm glad you still got a cameo :') I guess seeing my favorite neighnour country (which has many similarities) is enough for me
@@GilbertFeathers Yes but i guess there isnt so cold
@@visuli_w We used to be quite cold, but climate change has messed that up real bad.
Let's just say, climate change is seriously affecting Estonia
Oh no...
I love how they just casually ship the Czech Republic and Slovakia lol
As a Czech myself, I have 0% problem with it and clicked like asap.
@@lucyv9530 Are most Czechs gay for their Slovakian frat bros?
@@michaeldavis9190 *Yes*
@@lucyv9530 Damn, wish I could be in a Czech/Slovakian frat
@@michaeldavis9190 You should. dare friend.
Bosnia and Herzegovina so hilarious. They can only have one shield and one helmet between the 2 of them
And then Captain Slovenia shows up
And they are the ones in Austria’s basement
Captian croatia
Why isnt there captain serbia (ako nas ima, cao)
@@IlijaIlijic 0:28
Captain Poland is fucking spot on
is kurwa spot on*
poland stronk
At least we are imigrant builders and not thieves anymore.
SFtheGreat also we are good engineer's :)
I didn't get that one
Haha, captain Poland was the best XD
Kurwa!
to było takie prawdziwe, tylko szkoda, że polska jest znana tylko ze "kurwa"
To jedno słowo zaprzepaściło ten naród.
That one word just ruined poland
To jedno słowo bardziej rozreklamowało Polskę niż Wałęsa i papież. I pierogi.
Nie usłyszeć na angielskim placu budowy soczystego "kurwa!" to jak pojechać do Świebodzina i nie zobaczyć Chrystusa...
Cpt. Norway kind off sucks btw...
Brat_B_2094 ale jak rozleklamowało...
That Czech and Slovak is so fking accurate XDDD
jozo fero oh yeah
True af
...I can live with that.
To the Pornhub-mobile!
Cože? 😀
Oh I don't think so !
Rip captain Liechtenstein the most underrated hero
R.I.P. Captain Sealand the OG
Dx_bwaaa_xD and the always forgotten captain luxembourg 😂
Captain Belgium
Rip Captain Croatia, he was never noticed
Who cares about captain Bulgaria
Absolutely no one:
Captain Wales: speaking Norwegian.
Biracial Boy my point was it sounds nothing like Welsh.
Biracial Boy it’s not welsh, it’s a parody of the town name of llanfairpwllgwyngogogogoch
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
gijones8950 yes I am too smol brain to remember tho
@@gijones8950 who bounced their head in the keyboard to get this name?
poland is shown as the only useful captain...
but the intention was different ;p
no it wasn't... the intention was that they are useful and without them UK would be fucked
taliczy o
You can use captain Portugal if you need to get a penalty kick
Kapitan Polska, kapitalny pan
Captain Netherlands! You did it :D
Aaaaaaaw yeah! Ik zal handhaven
Great use of Google my friend! haha
Thanks! Now I know one more thing about the Netherlands ;)
JoostSpeeltSpellen nee Joost ga weg
The small details got me; from the orange to the tulips. the shield should have been windmills
OMG captain portugal got me....
Best one
Insert name HERE Ronaldo😂
Insert name HERE capt. diving
Insert name HERE is the one who shoots a storm troopee though ?
Insert name HERE lol
Never say a hungry joke to a hungarian... we hate it 😂😭
-omg Budapest will love this food!
- Budapest ?
- Yes that's my stomach's name is Budapest
- Why ?
- 'Cause Budapest is the capital of hungry
Also I'm a Hungarian too and yes these puns are painful XDDD
Imagine Turkey jokes
@@deleteduser4222 That's so sad and true
Do we?
You hate it because you ARE hungry 🤔
Captain Poland is totaly hillarious 😂😂❤️🔥
Captain Vatican's shield looks pretty awesome.
Here are finally some more captains from Europe :D! There are still more countries we haven't done yet. Which country do you miss?
This is Part 2. If your country didn't show up here you can check out Part 1, and maybe it's there :) Or hope for a Part 3 ;)
captain belgium
Bulgaria
Estonia :)
;-j Captain Netherlands
So, do Captain San Marino, Captain Andorra, and Captain Lichtenstein bro down on the weekends?
PistolShrimps where estonia?
1:51 Captain Czech Republic: "No, I´m not gonna give you beer. It´s my beer."
Yeah, that´s us xD
As soon as I saw that trip, I thought “it better not be the fucking Netherlands” and then I went
*GODVERDOMME* 😂
Mr. Beldum jup
g e k o l o n i s e e r d
@@daanvdmeer3679
Hou ens je bek Daan, is niet leuk.
If it helps, I first thought of Wales due to Liverpool.
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
0:00 If i would get a dollar for every time i hear that joke from someone i could stop global hunger.......
Yeah, but than nobody would be hungry anymore and it would stop working
I'm Hungaryen
Wales and Poland made my day :)
Iceland too ^^
Only Captain Poland was working. Kurwa, only Captain Poland.
Ale dla innych krajów. Kojarzysz countryballs? To przykre, że przedstawiają nas, Polaków jako kraj, który czyści innym toalety...
Kurwa!
@@pink_myosotis_7128 Taką opinię wyrobili nam ci, którzy emigrują z Polski. Z Polski emigruje całkiem sporo osób, a do Polski migruje o wiele mniej.
Magyarország
Ha, the video actually made ma laugh.
As a Polish that worked abroad (like millions of us), I found captain Poland very amusing. Bull's-eye! :)
Well done!
The other part of countries who haven't been mentioned: ARE WE JOKE TO YOU
No.
They're part 3. ;)
Ireland?
@@conorgilsenan3821 was just gonna say it Ireland got left out again.
@@Swag-Lord this needs to be clear. Never leave Ireland out
Croatia got left out... D: :(
I died when Captain Portugal threw himself on the ground lmao that’s 100% legit
i am simple man ... i see Czech Republic.... i give like ...
We're simple men.. We see someone who likes our stuff... We give like
Isn't pokemon kid from there?
🇨🇿
@General FireBlaze Sadly, yes... :'(
Well, the REAL Captain Czech Republic used tactics like fraud to get justice, ironically enough. The little "C" logo on his shirt consists of a plastic shower-curtain ring from the 1980s. He's also the only superhero who smokes, and his cigarettes are clearly labelled "Mixed Herbal Insect Repellent for Greenhouses" (for tax purposes, of course) and his secret lair is in the Seychelles. Although he does wear a costume, he's really NAKED underneath it. In public. All the time!
I want a movie about Captain Serbia.
Tbh it would be the most hilarious movie with a spice of epicness and slavs.
no captain Ireland yet.
Third time's a charm?
aaa a maybe something slightly more accurate
He couldn't make it to the video, he'd got stuck in a pub xD
Mad Turnip google map of pubs in the UK
He's still detonating cars
Oh, my girlfriend is calling 😂
I find that this particular video lacks a lot of captain Belgium.
Ooh ooh, all villains fear him, for he trows dangerous waffles! And if you're unlucky, THEY HAVE A TOPPING!
Dont forget captain belgium invented fries.
Probably hanging out with a jupiler In his hand.
@@gregvs44gaming94 I guess he spend some times with Thor 😔
They did the French one in Part 1 lol...
Yeeey! Czech Republic :D that beer OMG that is so true :D
We were recognized for once! :D
TheSprtcz Konečně taky někdy :D
Anne Werny Přesně tak :D
Anne Werny Česko😍😂
alespoň někdo
Captain Poland made my day :D
Аа-h, kurwa!
Still waiting for captain Belarus and his super-potato though)
Does kurwa mean the same in polish as in hungarian? (as in, whore?) In that case, lol, we even swear alike. No wonder our countries are close. :)
my too!
@@SwiftNimblefoot Yes it means whore, also it means fuck/what the fuck/","/"."/[space] and few other meanings. You can say this word is universal in our language :)
"Auch! Kurwa" haha! I'm from Poland and this video made me laugh a lot xD
Dokładnie
Awesome :D
The hardest working country
Captain Poland is so true xDD
No przyznaje to było dobre XD
I expected something about Mozart and classical music with Austria. Boy, was I wrong ...
I didnt even get the Joke
And I am from the country
@@cactuskur It's because of Fritzl
Chrisi 358 Wegen Josef Fritzl falls du nichts davon gehört hast google mal
At least it wasn't Hitler related
@@cactuskur fritzl was a man from austria Who forced his daughter to live in the basement, where He raped her on a regular basis. she also gave birth a few times or so
And here i thought you would forget Austria :D
Hitting us right in the Basement parts ^^
Iceland was awesome!
Afterwards came the stoner. I'm dutch so my first reaction was "god, please don't let the one on drugs be... well fuck me". Nice of you to include the bike and the hagelslag poster thing and the tulips though
en klompen
i think i saw a reference to Van Gogh in the psychedelic effect around Capt Netherlands, at least his trip was 100% dutch ;)
10 points to you ;)
Impressive!
Making captain Serbia and not making captain Croatia- I also like to live dangerously
Yugoslavia. like leaving sweden from Norway.
Vjera Turk It'd be the same anyway, just a different flag lol
Milan Popdjurdjev true, but they want to make themselves different from Serbia 🙄
But hey! They are country now so yeah, I guess they fill a bit let out
Mirna Mehmedović yeah bc Croatia or Hrvatska is country that didn’t want to share same language as Serbia
They are catholic Serbians. And maaaany Muslims so .. they didn’t like to be part of orthodox Serbia so when they got chance they split off
They used old slovenic language that isn’t used anymore
So when a Serbian went to Croatia. They will understand everything bc languages are almost the same
I don’t know much of history but I do know that Serbia and Croatia is like Russia and Ukraine
ko to kaze ko to laze srbija je mala
Captain Poland did more than others! Hammer work is work xD
My friend: Who's your favourite actor?
Me: Cristiano Ronaldo
I'm so happy they put Serbia in the video.
0:28
I was expecting guns and alcohol. I was SO wrong....
I love how captain portugal is way too accurate XD
I guess Captain Bulgaria is taking a break
I couldn't breath when you did Captain Poland. Good job guys!
0:30 Oh my Gawd I love that it has framed Novak Djokovic in the corner 👌👌👌
And Nikola Tesla
You mentioned the Netherlands
So this vid is now G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Hou je bek eens.
No u
@@panainpublic
Je bent niet eens Nederlands dus?
@@Widdekuu91 tuurlijk wel, het is gewoon een meme.
Maar waar zijn de S P E C E R I J E N?
Us portuguese people actually do that in every situation of our lives
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, that you will make a Hungary-hungry joke...
Pretty "original"
there were 3 jokes, the hungry one, the one about them eating a lot of paprika and the one with them eating horses, idk if that’s true but anyway I know these things just because I lived in Romania within 20km from Hungary
@@catalin779 It's pretty accurate actually
Magyar!
KELG On Ipad Igen
Hahahahhhaaa Captain "Fritzl" Austria :D
That section was pretty brutal :D
I think it was hilarious
Me as Estonian : *sees that Estonia isn't included*
Also me :
*Sad Estonian noises*
As a czech man myself, I approve of the Slovakia and Czechia relationship, it seriously is truthful
I'm Austrian and after Captain Austria, the Sounds and screams kept on going,
Did any of you had the same bug or lag, please help I don't want to buy another phone
Ah don't worry. It is just Germany starting world war 4 ;)
Posted 7/25/2040
MessorXV Bro DONT do this to us
@@SouthernRed88 lol
@@yabahal-fakher7992 fun fact: The 1st&2nd ww started because some austrian guy was doing something
I feel so bad for the Austrians, I'd hate to be associated with that fritzl monster.
David Bridges Hitler was Austrian too, another creepy guy
+Joanna X Might be that you're just being sarcastic, but Arnold did not support Trump. He even wrote an open letter stating the he would not vote for the republican candidate for the first time since he became an american citizen.
+VolvenIV there was Fritzl and Kampusch. Who was the third?!?
Uhm, the inhabitants of the great nation of vatican might also be pissed.
UóᴥòU Uhmm, sorry to disappoint you, but Mozart wasn't really austrian. Indeed was born in Salzburg and lived most of his life in what we now call Austria, but during his life, Salzburg was under the reign of a german emperor. Many historians agree that his nationality is therefor german...
That's one big ass paprika.
He was very Hungary ;)
But that is a paprika from Netherlands. Hungarian paprika: hungaricumshop.com/userfiles/image/Cikkk%C3%A9pek/paprika.jpg
Latvia, we did it boiz! We got noticed lmao😂
Lithuania, we did it boiz! We got noticed lmao😂
So when Captain Netherlands is on weed, he sees the world in VanGogh...
Ahh, know I understand! 😋😆😆
Greetings from Germany ❤
The Captain Australia at the end, though! xD
Glad you watched the whole thing ;)
Captain Ireland nowhere to be seen 😭probably called in sick cause of a hangover
Nah, he is currently in jail for assisting the IRA. He'll be out in a few days .
Captain Poland so accurate. xD I cried! Greeting from polish girl! XD
MyuNeptune could you explain it to us? I don't get it
Hobbles they are always guest workers
2:47 No one is giving credit to Captain Australia but he's hilarious
Captain Hungary: That's not the right kind of paprika. I would like to see him take a similarly big bite of the "erőspaprika", the Hungarian chili. I knew people, who got hospitalized after that.
I love your guys' attention to detail; I actually saw that feathered wings on Cap. Poland's shield as he was working :D And Poland made my day!
Portugal had me laughing till it hurt haha
I'd love to see Captain Northern Ireland.
Just stands there with a molotov cocktail and a face like he's thinking about his troubles while Captain Ireland and Captain England slap fight behind him.
1:40
that's Captain Brazil!
Captain Portugal has a salted cod with him at all times, and his face is compleatly covered in cigarrete smoke!
get your steriotypes together!
Captain Belarus: 6 arms, 3 eyes, and a magic helmet to boot
And dictator
Captain Austria: The Fritzl Family
just gonna come out and say it, this is by far the most under rated channel on youtube, such funny and polished work, keep it up boys
Thanks :) Really appreciate it. There's hours and days of hard work to make just one of these scenes.
"polished" work! Hah, after seeing the video I get the joke!
Really, German, France, Netherlands, but NOT Belgium xD
Maybe a part 3?
He's going to be the star in Part 3!
PistolShrimps Yaaaas, btw. Awesome vids xD
Holy shit a part 3, but wich countries, since you showed us almost al of europe.
Maybe ireland, malta, luxemburg
Thanks :)
Poland said "kurwa" :D Now that's a reason to click the like button
As Austrian i should be horrofied, yet i love it! XD
This is perfect!!! :D Poland is so accurate haha.
Jesus Christ thank you for including Slovakia 🇸🇰🇸🇰
"Ajć kurwa" I'm crying, that was beautiful
Slovakia and Czech Republic 😂😂😂❤️❤️
Navždy bratři ❤
Mike K len dokým nepríde na hokej 😃
@@reneharusinec2146 XD
Plnotučná Horčica tak to je asi nejlepší komentář 😂
@@reneharusinec2146 best
"Oh, there is a second part? I wonder if we will be there"
Part 2: An another god forsaken hungry joke
**Szomorú Vasárnap intensifies**
yaay , Czech republic is here :3
na štěstí
Still no video-game-playing-vodka-drinking freaking Captain Estonia..
"Just make up syllables until one of the sheep makes a noise"
Captain Poland is the only useful one there.
Captain Wales was hilarious though!
Damn that czech republic and slovakia was kinda accurate
The austrian one was pure gold! Thank you for that! :D
lol only cpt. Poland doing something useful
szpon8 daaaaaamm you're right XD i knew there was something wierd about XDDD
Good to see some European countries noticed, like Wales ( we never get noticed). Nice to see European CZcamsrs
you good at football
Pata De Lora yes
You guys are what i would call proper comedians on internet.
That Poland's hussar wings tho XDDD
The Netherlands omg 😭😂
Nah, there aren't really that many people who smoke weed xD
But the bike part is true xD
Bart Combee s
So... who's yet to be convered?
- Ireland,
- Belgium,
- Luxembourg,
- Liechtenstein,
- Andorra,
- Croatia,
- Slovenia,
- Macedonia,
- Albania,
- Bulgaria,
- Belarus,
- Estonia,
- Moldova,
- Turkey,
- Malta,
- Cyprus.
Damn, you guys sure don't like the Balkans...
And Hungary goddamit.
Barnabas Gall ?
@@alvingyerek you are not you when you are hungry.... you were the first :)
Captain Faroe Islands! :)
Sorry, you're still Denmark's bitch.
JA/YES
Jakisuaki
But rightfull norwegian!
There are some cuntry capitens missing like Albania
i laughed so hard at the netherlands short part but so true im from belgium so i would love to see captain belgium
I suspect he was too bloated after having chips and waffles and delicious trappist beer.
that basement joke
Where's the special participation of Captain Somalia and Captain Afghanistan?!
You won
KomradeCPU I almost feel like those would be too easy. Somalia would be a pirate, Afghanistan would be a terrorist.
Captain Somalia would steal your bike and then come back to ask for a cigarette.
I was waiting for Poland. Kinda dissapointed there was no onion on the shield.
Oh god dammit the Icelandic one was way better than I could have even imagined 😂🤣🤣🤣
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STOP!!!!!
And where is PÁLINKA?
R u hungarian ? Coz i am
Amatuers
Co prosím?
@@mikek6178 wat?
@@nonameworm69 Huh?