TF2: Strike of the Ham Assassin

On today's episode, we meet the first character in the 'elmaxo' cinematic universe: The Ham Assassin. His hobbies include ham, manically laughing after random crit kills, ham and failing really easy trimps.
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🎶Outro Music: Dummy! - Undertale OST
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[@ello4869]

1:49 3:55 4:19 4:41 5:15 5:27 6:33 7:21 8:09 8:30 9:26 10:20 12:45 14:10

[@elmaxoTF2]

I respect the effort you put into this so here is pinned comment more than four months after this video's release.

[@ello4869]

@@elmaxoTF2 had to. it was too funny

[@SLDR23876]

free tf2 hit sounds collection

[@randomcommenter4405]

jerma sound effects

[@tonalddrump804]

Goblin

[@thedinkster5772]

“The Ham Assassin” to me sounds like a version of John Wick, except instead of a dog he owned a pig that was killed, and he uses ham as his primary weapon in memory of the pig while he kills the people who killed the pig with it.

[@drift_rider7465]

Deep lore

[@elmaxoTF2]

i’ve never met you how do you know my backstory i’m calling the police

[@gaming_tim]

TF2 lore vs Ham Shank lore

[@Greystar2426]

Literally the movie Pig with Nicolas Cage

[@Ponder-he3mr]

This is obviously canon now

[@palmerailanjian7402]

Name yourself “Ham Assassin Man” so your initials spell HAM

[@sektaxd]

Mann*

[@user-ny4jw6yq5l]

@@sektaxd L O R E

[@evee_evvillamar4477]

From the creators of the fatmagic characters and brickiest brick lore now get ready for the elmaxo cinematic universe!

[@elmaxoTF2]

we will rival Marvel

[@whoisanarnb]

The TFCU (Team Fortress Cinematic Universe, that’s right. Fatmagic, Bricky, and elmaxo are canon)
but wait, what about thewhat show? He has deep lore

[@Burschlag]

@@whoisanarnb what about the gimmick man himself, Octo

[@lowly309]

@@whoisanarnb vorobey?

[@whoisanarnb]

@@lowly309 who’s that

[@FrenchineerGaming]

"You can run out of ammo, but i will never run out of ham"
-son tzu

[@elmaxoTF2]

probably

[@fders938]

"Son stew"

[@braxtonthelucario2129]

"And i think he knows a little more about hamming then you do pal cus he invented it and then he prefected so no one can best him in the ring of hamming"

[@bupmcbup8080]

@@fders938 sun tzu's ham stew

[@brickpuncher1429]

@@elmaxoTF2 Hammoknight

[@saltycupcake9054]

canonical explanation why the ham is vibrating:
in d&d the monk has an ability called 'quivering palm' which has the potential to oneshot anyone
the ham assassin, trained in monasteries, adapted this technique, so now we have the quivering ham.

[@isaaclewispiano]

Omg this explains the triple random crits when he’s walking around, the ham assassin practices his technique before going in for the kill

[@NotWendy3]

I've been waiting for a sequel to STAR_'s "Going Ham" video for over 7 years. Thank you.

[@zigzagham6453]

And don’t forget a sequel to “Places you shouldn’t be” at 10:26

[@Visigoths]

I thought I was the only one who remembered that video, good to see fellow ham enjoyers.

[@WraithTDK]

I love that the first person to kill the ham assassin was a demo pan.
It's like natural enemies.

[@JayKayTV]

up next on elmaxo’s shenanigans: elmaxo inflates the price of a strange ham shank

[@whoisanarnb]

The successor to Soundsmith

[@maildaemon]

The Strange Ham Shank will be worth heaps. Right now it's sitting at NaN refined, but just you wait

[@kinkinkijkin]

almost correct

[@JayKayTV]

@@kinkinkijkin GOD I LOVE INFLATING THE PRICE OF A LOLLICHOP

[@kinkinkijkin]

@@JayKayTV so true!

[@Addsomehappy]

>in my recommended
>2 hours ago
>never seen a video from this guy
Yep. Let's go. Let's do this.

[@LEGS_legiana]

can't wait for the next addition to the ECU, who's it gonna be? the curiosity is killing me

[@elmaxoTF2]

Legs YOU are the next addition to the ECU, we eagerly await your tryout.

[@LEGS_legiana]

@@elmaxoTF2 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

[@maildaemon]

@@LEGS_legiana Legs go

[@thedevourerofglue9162]

@@LEGS_legiana your gonna be faceless guy in the background

[@brickpuncher1429]

@@elmaxoTF2 Hammoknight

[@marcopolo8584]

I love how all the demos pulled out their bottles and pans at the start there, they just knew.

[@ZombieZoey]

Giving me old school Jerma vibes. Keep it up!

[@SadlyBaked]

Local TF2 player dominates server with a perpetually vibrating Ham that crits every three seconds

[@flatbread8709]

Now *this* is good Ham Mafia propahamda (To join you'd have to have a Ham Shank, but it you don't have one already, we'll hand you one within the recruitment process. Hope to see you in a raid (gameplay in parties, casual or community servers) soon!

[@kermeinchara4328]

How do you get the ham shank again?

[@hamton6096]

You have just advertised the ham mafia in a direct advertisement in the comment section of a video and i would like to ask the question "Have you ever danced with a panhandler in the pale moonlight" Joker

[@poyotato151]

@@kermeinchara4328 If you're on the discord server, once you're initiated, I can give you one

[@TheKremling]

Ham Mafia Forever.

[@rockerattribute]

lmao, i actually saw some people who was named 'ham mafia' i was wondering why they were named that, XD

[@nya69]

the sniper milestone 1 was hte cutest thing

[@Biddybud]

This man's laugh is priceless

[@aggressivecowplanthammafia9144]

Join the Ham Mafia. You'll fit right in.

[@ultra_axe7812]

i once had 8 pages in my backpack full of Frying pans. I got them by going into every trade server i could find and asking ppl to donate pans, and it worked

[@braxtonthelucario2129]

P a n

[@gvzing391]

I dunno why but watching this have me heavy Jerma and Star vibes and I love it

[@petormaculan5424]

Watching this makes me realize how much solarlight spoils us with good demoknight content

[@VorteX_TF2]

1:51 rock climbing spy top left

[@mabimabi212]

The best gimmick ever. Octo is quivering.

[@dk8101]

I think I enjoy the amount of fun you had making this more than the actual idea lmao. Great vid!

[@emeraldminions4340]

7:20 elmaxo what you doin 🤨

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

That vibrating ham got me acting unwise

[@Francetheguy]

7:21 got me actin up

[@faux4594]

love your vids man, keep it up

[@vut_is]

those sounds at 7:20

[@elmaxoTF2]

i knew you someone would
pick up on it

[@flewl8098]

signature sounds of the Ham Assassin

[@whatwhat5487]

@@flewl8098 The ham assasin maying call

[@idotspy1458]

6:21 its a good thing im wearing headphones

[@nathanhursey6779]

I love the way he says “ham assassin”

[@Link_Idk]

Burger Samurai

[@shmoolshmooter_3831]

0:13 that's the best hat name lmfao

[@whoisanarnb]

The bird partner in crime helping the Ham Assassin avenge his pet pig is named after a Pokémon. Very classy Elmaxo.

[@B601_CBML]

the squeals of joy when he gets a ham

[@tomodea2266]

That spy at 8:08 is the most specific yet accurate South Australian reference I have ever seen.

[@abc-qh5fc]

average grand junction road use

[@marcopolo8584]

10:24 YESSS I LOVE YOU, BEST REFERENCE, HOLY BASED

[@fadetoblackened4407]

7:21 can't watch elmaxo around family

[@hestiningsih1678]

1:21 that is some lucky shit

[@drqgonSTYLE_]

A GREAT VIDEO AGAIN BY THE CLASSIC LEADER!!

[@elmaxoTF2]

ham leader now

[@van_8]

@@elmaxoTF2 what next? Pan leader?

[@drqgonSTYLE_]

@@van_8 We may not know for the Ham Leader is unexpected and strikes at any attack.

[@brickpuncher1429]

@@elmaxoTF2 Hammoknight

[@Crized-JPG]

1:51 lol the top left corner, the spy

[@TheLunarMan]

10:24 Subtle jerma reference :D

[@Kernwadi]

Truly horrifying... Never thought ham could be this scary.

[@Kernwadi]

Ham...

[@ash_dies_alone1940]

5:13 the ham assassin's arch nemesis: the salad slayer

[@protoman4622]

7:21. i don't think elmaxo is family friendly anymore guys

[@seanriddle7860]

1:25 I bet a lot of guys would pay good money to have their own ham vibrate

[@proof4469]

"Ham Assassin" sounds like something dumb Jerma or STAR would do in 2014

[@KINGBublepop]

dumb jerma?

[@proof4469]

@@KINGBublepop yeah he's Jerma's evil sidekick

[@KINGBublepop]

@@proof4469 Oh no!

[@proof4469]

@@KINGBublepop yeah that was my initial reaction too. You get used to the dude eventually.

[@KINGBublepop]

@@proof4469 That's good to know!

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

7:44 The Ham Assassins worst enemy, saladslayer

[@blackjackbeckoner5020]

1:52 Into the Spyderverse

[@tonalddrump804]

2:51 he had his hands up you monster

[@Milfsncookies]

the ham mafia smiles upon this

[@yeetuslmaeus5758]

1:55 that spy is my mental health

[@acasualbeancan246]

The ECU is looking good!
Thank you for bringing more attention to the Ham good sir. It doesn’t get enough attention because the frying on exists

[@Ant7860]

3:06 the urge to make an elmaxo out of context video after hearing him say that

[@johntenconnary144]

The machete conglomerate has heard your challenge and we accept, expect many prinny higher-ups within the next few weeks, max

[@computehere]

renai circulation spontaneously playing on harvest had me rolling

[@purplehaze2358]

1:03 This wouldn't have happened if he just used airblast.

[@Captaincookie_yt]

perfect vid man and about 3 weeks ago because of you i bought 31 hams

[@papajavaleri]

1:52 The Spy Crabs distant relative, the geco spy. When threatened it blends itself with it's surroundings making it neigh invisible.

[@Not_kotz]

3:55 a new pokémon
Elmaxu

[@sleepy1066]

3:08 "my ham wont stop vibrating"
🤨

[@elmaxoTF2]

ayo i know what you guys thinking

[@brickpuncher1429]

@@elmaxoTF2 Hammoknight

[@AdoraTheTrueGoddess]

Heyoo, I loved your videos sooo much!

[@bread2993]

I guess you could say he's a cut above the rest.

[@MrMild-sv7is]

Joins game
*Ham vibrates violently*

[@HenryTV-ko9oi]

Cant wait for “Strike Of The Ham Assassin 2: Hamlectric Boogaloo”

[@benji-menji]

(Don't take this shitpost seriously)
The guys behind the Ham Assassin have created a bootleg Hamm Mann. It's just a demo knight instead of a buffalo steak heavy that doesn't even have an unusual. The Hamm Lawyers will be after dat ham ass.

[@humihiwa2667]

It's Christmas Dinner everyday for this demoman

[@keaton5101]

this is the most clearly jerma/star_ inspired video ive ever seen

[@increasearmadillo3032]

As someone who got my scout milestone 2 off the kindness of another player, that sniper moment was awesome

[@veremox]

"that was cool but didnt really amount to anything" hits on so many levels

[@wbjeg]

i like the constant talk about flanks

[@Glitchocto9]

The best thing to do with the slow down is to clip the sticky jumper in the base jumper, get into their back lines and just enjoy the heck out of them

[@LMC764]

Incredible.

[@elmaxoTF2]

thanks boss

[@Meklein]

4:32 What are you doing step ham?

[@oShoguno]

The Ham is VERY excited

[@SpookyHam]

GLORY!
GLORY TO HAM!
I have already been stockpiling Yule Hogs. Glory to Hams.

[@ceae69]

5:38
the soldier got ham ptsd

[@HammMann]

0:15 Finally, my ascosciate.

[@BrickInTheHead]

12:46 looks like the ham assassin...got sliced

[@witty_comeback]

10:25 classic meme, big respect to you sir

[@dapperfield595]

elmaxo: Don't get any ideas with that. Please don't talk about what you're going to do with the ham.
elmaxo 20 seconds later: 1:48

[@surreal-m]

7:20

[@BigBreakfast]

I got the Jerma reference and I fuck with the Jerma vibes

[@nanopone]

i like how youre just casually in a game with jauntyweb

[@yukonexpatriate4017]

12:48 Sliced Ham

[@mrunstoppable5689]

elmaxo went ham guys! 13:51

[@Jagger_]

1:54
The Spy

[@elmaxoTF2]

i did not notice this whilst editing lol

[@brickpuncher1429]

@@elmaxoTF2 Hammoknight

[@beansdxbgielstrup4964]

homie got a baby keem reference as an unusual?!? man i love your music taste

[@michalszymanski2073]

ham shank + the bufallo steak sandvich is the most powerfull combo in the game

[@willyhoo2946]

12:02
Spy letting the F2P getting a free taunt kill... and getting him his first Sniper milestone... pure.

[@RavenRhy]

10:25 you should only be there if you are a headshot spy

[@ThatPlasticChairGuy]

The touching story about Ham assassin with His Strange ham.

[@roomba6071]

awesome video “elmaxo”

[@elmaxoTF2]

thank you “Roomba”

[@codyyum]

At 11:23 we encounter Jazzalinco from the Cyberbullying Spy video

[@littledragonbrother.]

Ham gaming

[@communistchicken2414]

I need to see demopan vs. assaham

[@hyperelliptik]

1:52 look at the spy ragdoll in the top left

[@ww2animechick198]

The Hamssassin

[@karchie0]

10:26 jerma

[@jos3m12]

Your content reminds you of Jerma. Keep the amazing work.

[@trollmaster2389]

ham gaming

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

3:07 I bet that’s his highschool yearbook quote