Hipsters Ruin EVERYTHING! - Chris Porter: A Man From Kansas

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Komentáře • 44

  • @HeavyDirtySoulz
    @HeavyDirtySoulz Před 4 lety +43

    Chris is seriously one of the best comics, dude hits issues right on the head and roasts the hell out of people. Love that shiz.

  • @Sychonut
    @Sychonut Před 4 lety +26

    It's past time for Chris to blow up and get some serious recognition in the comedy world.

  • @tomvoo75
    @tomvoo75 Před 3 lety +8

    Hipsters do suck!

  • @barrylee6100
    @barrylee6100 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I take my own Heinz ketchup out to eat in case....same goes for Sweet Baby Rays' bbq sauce.

  • @paulcross149
    @paulcross149 Před 2 lety +6

    Can’t get a normal pint in a pub either, hipsters have taken over, got rid of the Guinness and replaced it with chocolate and cinnamon craft lager😠

  • @FAITHandLOGIC
    @FAITHandLOGIC Před 11 měsíci +1

    G-E-O-F-F 😂😂😂😂

  • @user-ln6hh3cu6y
    @user-ln6hh3cu6y Před 6 měsíci

    This bit was the inspiration for The Menu

  • @passingby4547
    @passingby4547 Před 3 lety +5

    A shame he dont have so much content... Ive watched his stuff years ago.. Now it aint much.. Him, mark Normand, sam Morrill, anthony jeselnik.... I mau have spelled some names wrong. But you know what i mean

  • @ADarkMindsArt
    @ADarkMindsArt Před rokem +1

    I would like another radiohead album

  • @benwillard6751
    @benwillard6751 Před rokem

    Great skit!

  • @typeonegative24314
    @typeonegative24314 Před 2 lety +5

    I buy everything I can of Chris Porter. He's that great. Sadly.... I prefer Hunts over Heinz ketchup. Heinz is to sugary for me

  • @mikemcbride9631
    @mikemcbride9631 Před rokem +1

    He's the man very funny

  • @NobodyUR
    @NobodyUR Před 3 lety +1

    Don't think I've ever bought Heinz ketchup 🤣
    I guess you better B.Y.O.K
    When ya come over lol

  • @KingSausage74
    @KingSausage74 Před 3 lety +4

    Tbh my favorite ketchup is Red Gold.

  • @jonathanmette8348
    @jonathanmette8348 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The only thing I disagree with is the cheese. I don’t want American cheese on my cheeseburger. Give me cheddar.

  • @phly007
    @phly007 Před rokem +1

    Dude, this guy somehow got handsome

  • @LeePhillips-s6l
    @LeePhillips-s6l Před měsícem

    Wait till you have whataburger spicy ketchup

  • @jeffmullins1286
    @jeffmullins1286 Před 3 lety

    Fuck he is fine

  • @adammorris3175
    @adammorris3175 Před 6 měsíci

    Garlic aioli is good for some stuff. But now I’m just gonna think I’m an asshole. 😂

  • @colt1815
    @colt1815 Před 2 měsíci

    I'll take just about any brand of ketchup over hunts.

  • @BlehShit4Eva
    @BlehShit4Eva Před 2 lety

    I thought he was the voice for Chris Griffin family guy .

    • @jgzero18
      @jgzero18 Před 2 lety +1

      That’s Seth Green

  • @reidchandler6486
    @reidchandler6486 Před 2 lety

    F hunt's ketchup for real tho

  • @FrostSoul-qs6kq
    @FrostSoul-qs6kq Před 2 lety

    Hipster : Does this come with a KEENVAAH salad ? do you have any ROOBARB pie ? is this meat come from a free range animal that lived a happy life ? say do you have a insta account ? I'm gonna review this place with a 1 star , sorry not sorry ... , I came to this country expecting a little AUTHENCITY , I expect FINE DINING ATLEAST as the bare minimum .
    Me : Well we could put the boots to you medium style ?
    czcams.com/video/UgLlqM2p11A/video.html
    Yeah that ...

  • @AudioGardenSlave123
    @AudioGardenSlave123 Před rokem

    My world is shattered. By voice I always pictured Chris as one of those sorta fat but still moves good kind of dudes. The kind that can work on a car but need to stop to sit in front of a fan with a bottle of soda about every fifteen minutes.

  • @mikejolly3554
    @mikejolly3554 Před 8 měsíci

    I got that great value katzup all day MF!!!! 😂

  • @jefferyparker5622
    @jefferyparker5622 Před rokem

    Cheap friends who don't want to admit they're broke so they just get some cheap ketchup that says catsup. Hey, I think this condiment should be over in the pet department with the cat food, because it begins with Cat. Don't bring that cat food condiment out when your friends come over. They probably don't have cat's and it's likely they're going to be offended, but not tell you.

  • @MrGreenkoala81
    @MrGreenkoala81 Před 3 lety +5

    It's funny considering he dresses like one. 🤷

  • @seanmadison6360
    @seanmadison6360 Před 11 měsíci

    He's complaining about hipsters while being dressed from head to toe as a middle-aged hipster. Complete with skinny jeans and unnecessary glasses.

  • @ThePlaySpace-CurtainCall

    Dude, I think you're funny, but it's ketchup, not sushi. It all tastes the same. That's like bitching that someone doesn't have name brand salt.

    • @mikeoley13
      @mikeoley13 Před 3 lety

      The only way you can fuck up ketchup is if you get unsalted ketchup . I dunno what that shit is, but it’s not ketchup.

    • @petermachiela5441
      @petermachiela5441 Před 2 lety

      One broke mofo here 😂