Roy & HG - The Dream (Sydney 2000 Olympics, Men's Gymnastics Commentary)

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  • čas přidán 13. 02. 2020
  • HOLY 240p BATMAN!
    I managed to save this video before the last uploader either deleted it or took it down. Some priceless commentary from Roy & HG and their 2000 Sydney Olympic segment called The Dream.
    These guys are known for their 'improv' ability and, as we see here, making up effectively a new improvised commentary based on the sport's language/jargon, and in typical dry Aussie wit. Think of the commentary like 'fanking'... everything is based around "that" area.
    Excuse the poor quality - we really weren't in a high-def age back then (20+ years ago)
    Edit: I've rectified the utter garble that the CC was putting out... never seen so much rubbish generated by an "artificial intelligence". It's probably because the AI is American; naturally doesn't understand one Aussie speaker, let alone two. Anyway that's fixed now, and I've altered the text as best as I can to fit the timings (and the commentary as well).
    #flatbag
    #helloboys
    #batteredsav
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Komentáře • 98

  • @STAG162
    @STAG162  Před 3 lety +47

    Many thanks for watching some vintage Roy & HG commentary. I get why we love it, but this is my only video I have on them. So in the interests of sending CZcams's Analytics the right signals, unless you're interested in the rest of my channel and its content (which I know many of you aren't), can I please ask that you NOT subscribe to my channel JUST FOR THIS VIDEO. Instead, just stick it in your Favourites folder as I won't be taking it down. I don't ask people to unsubscribe from my channel, but to give CZcams the right "messages", if you've subscribed to my channel for only this video, please unsub and just Fave the video instead. Thanks again for watching.

  • @quindanning
    @quindanning Před 3 lety +103

    Bangs the flute into the floor for another battered sav and offers the toolbox to the judge.

    • @belladoran222
      @belladoran222 Před rokem +1

      Amen I say . Amen. May the party boies continue on. 🙏

    • @susieo5093
      @susieo5093 Před 21 dnem

      Friggin hilarious. Love em.

  • @controloz3310
    @controloz3310 Před rokem +43

    This was worldwide at the time. They were showing the dream in Times Square NYC. Just genius stuff.

    • @PassionJo777
      @PassionJo777 Před 11 měsíci +1

      VERY cool

    • @kenwatson5562
      @kenwatson5562 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Hey bro, fcuk NYC, Taumarunui mid North Island town New Zealand bro. Ya missed so much bro.
      Be there next year bro. Ok bro.

  • @11Acky
    @11Acky Před 3 lety +23

    Everyone wanted to get on that show, the Americans loved it

  • @akawhippy
    @akawhippy Před 3 lety +47

    That “Hello Boys” kills me every time!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @STAG162
    @STAG162  Před 4 lety +119

    The IOC in their infinite wisdom have decided that they want to claim copyright on this content, which is fair I suppose, but I'm not taking it down. This is vintage funnies from legendary commentators, and to remove it would be an injustice and a disservice to those who remember the 2000 Olympics in Sydney.
    Flatbag.

    • @raysubsonic
      @raysubsonic Před 3 lety +3

      Hello Boys!

    • @michaelellis8726
      @michaelellis8726 Před 3 lety +4

      You have fair use for satire

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162  Před 3 lety +3

      @@michaelellis8726 I'll be looking into that, thanks.

    • @MattExzy
      @MattExzy Před 3 lety +1

      The IOC just want to suck the fun out of anything to do with the Olympics. I hope they read this comment - you're a bunch of sad old fossils, and you have no savs.

    • @mikef.1000
      @mikef.1000 Před 12 dny

      Tell 'em to BUGGER OFF

  • @scottb6210
    @scottb6210 Před 3 měsíci +4

    So funny. Hello boys, crazy date, party date, flat bag and battered sav 🤣🤣🤣. Just gold!

  • @HSimon1981
    @HSimon1981 Před 4 lety +33

    Tremendous strength in that battered sav he really enjoys that
    he's holding it beautifully must be swelling already

  • @tonytiger943
    @tonytiger943 Před 4 lety +63

    Thank you so much for sharing this. It doesn’t feel like 20 years ago. Roy and HG were the best commentators. Absolute Aussie humour at its best. Our country isn’t this much fun anymore. Said he, having moved to Scotland. You know what I mean anyway. This is Australia when it was still Australia. Made me very, very happy to see this. Please don’t let IOC take it away. It’s yours and ours 🇦🇺

    • @Fitzroyfallz
      @Fitzroyfallz Před rokem +6

      Roy and HG still do commentary on ABC radio on weekends

  • @stacey7529
    @stacey7529 Před 3 lety +33

    20 years on and it's still hilarious 😆 flat bag

  • @boydmaddocks838
    @boydmaddocks838 Před rokem +9

    Rampaging Roy & HG Nelson are National treasures !

  • @tribalstrengthacademy3777
    @tribalstrengthacademy3777 Před 3 lety +23

    If any persons in the history of reporting on sports should and must , get a gold medal.... well , it has to be Roy and HG. Well done boys, and keep up the good work

  • @leanneblake4248
    @leanneblake4248 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Thankyou for sharing . It brought back such funny memories.

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162  Před 6 měsíci +1

      thanks for watching.

  • @archerblake7583
    @archerblake7583 Před 4 lety +26

    Bring back Roy & HG... they're the real gold!

    • @Fitzroyfallz
      @Fitzroyfallz Před rokem +3

      They haven’t gone away. They have a show on ABC radio on weekends

  • @ozsportscardcollector4720
    @ozsportscardcollector4720 Před 2 lety +10

    This was some of Roy and HG's best work. Very original and extremely funny.

  • @JPI9807
    @JPI9807 Před rokem +5

    Prob best commentary in the history of sport 🤣

  • @TimKellySportsHighlights
    @TimKellySportsHighlights Před 4 lety +24

    Brilliant. I came looking for this. Best sports commentary of all time.

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162  Před 4 lety +7

      I'm so glad I saved it.

    • @TimKellySportsHighlights
      @TimKellySportsHighlights Před 4 lety +2

      @@STAG162 simply brilliant.. tears :) I remember this series so well. Thanks for posting :)

    • @TimKellySportsHighlights
      @TimKellySportsHighlights Před 4 lety +1

      @@STAG162 I use to have the series on VHS, but that's long gone now. Great memories.. best comedy moments I've witnessed. :)

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162  Před 4 lety +3

      @@TimKellySportsHighlights yeah these guys are genuises at smappy improv commentary.

  • @kellyelrington5663
    @kellyelrington5663 Před rokem +6

    Still brings tears of laughter to my eyes.

  • @msf1967
    @msf1967 Před 3 lety +25

    Banging the flute and the flat bag just about kills me.

  • @Goralyna123
    @Goralyna123 Před 3 lety +18

    Roy and H G, did such a great job in 2000. Their gymnastics commentaries were gold, and the romance of Greco-Roman wrestling. Their footy commentary was awesome, too. Remember Club Buggery?😂

  • @paulolsen237
    @paulolsen237 Před 4 lety +13

    So good.After all these years,it’s still hilarious.👌👌

  • @cwegers3
    @cwegers3 Před 2 lety +7

    Definitely a couple of the funniest people on the planet , and absolutely, salt of the earth Australian.

  • @brianvanvriends
    @brianvanvriends Před 3 lety +9

    Fuck that's GOLD!

  • @adamclarke7394
    @adamclarke7394 Před 3 lety +9

    Crazy date and the battered sav. Those guys are all class. Roy and HG were a classic team. Thank you for posting this video. I hope that the IOC leaves you alone.

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162  Před 3 lety +8

      thanks mate. yeah the IOC still deem this as "their content" because it was their event, and I'm just the re-uploading host. but I won't let that take away from the glorious humour of these classic comedians.

    • @adamclarke7394
      @adamclarke7394 Před 3 lety +7

      @@STAG162 The IOC does make me laugh. After the way that they handled the Tokyo postponement, you would think that they would have more important things to worry about than a 6 minute CZcams video. It does make you wonder. Keep posting your videos mate. I love them.

  • @berniestever3881
    @berniestever3881 Před 3 lety +18

    Have they got a gig for Brisbane yet? I love them

  • @CovidConQuitTheCensorship
    @CovidConQuitTheCensorship Před 5 měsíci +4

    "It was a real bucket of slop" 🤣😂😅

  • @TheFinnola
    @TheFinnola Před 7 dny +1

    What a ratings success if only The Dream could return for the Paris games 2024. 😂 Needed more than ever

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162  Před 7 dny +1

      believe me I'm right there with ya, I'd PAY to see them in action again.

  • @Mim795
    @Mim795 Před rokem +3

    Bangs the flute into the floor for the battered sav, which he offers to the judge 😂😂

    • @Mim795
      @Mim795 Před rokem +2

      Not forgetting the lamby leg 😂😂

  • @1998TDM
    @1998TDM Před 2 měsíci +1

    That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Once you click you can;t unclick.

  • @kevinmeesen5607
    @kevinmeesen5607 Před 3 lety +5

    Great memories and these guys are so funny.😊

  • @danielherbig397
    @danielherbig397 Před 3 lety +24

    Just dropping by in 2021 while watching the Tokyo men's floor routine. Ordinary commentary just not doing it for me

  • @ihopetowin
    @ihopetowin Před 3 lety +33

    Nobody has ever called an Olympics, or any other sporting event like Roy and HG.......and it was a time when Australians still actually sounded like Australians.

    • @andyrob3259
      @andyrob3259 Před 3 lety +4

      I used to love listening to their commentary of the grand finals. Would have me in stitches - would never listen to the actual broadcast.

  • @M3au
    @M3au Před 3 lety +9

    Was hoping to see some Dutch Winks in the routines …

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162  Před 3 lety +5

      oh... I'd forgotten about the ol' Dutch Wink..

  • @iancurtis1152
    @iancurtis1152 Před 3 lety +4

    “No actual HAND bags from the Russians either, I’m a bit surprised Roy”

  • @distant_sounds
    @distant_sounds Před 3 lety +5

    5:12 saw the Atomic Battered Sav.

  • @murraymclean9072
    @murraymclean9072 Před rokem +4

    I laughed so hard the first time and have done it again..hello boys and crazy date followed by a flat bag.😂

  • @arcadiaberger9204
    @arcadiaberger9204 Před 2 lety +3

    Dang, they make it all sound so painful.

  • @em945
    @em945 Před 3 lety +2

    Brilliant. If you have not seen ' aussie man reviews' channel...he does some hard core Roy and Hg style commentary on everything, but also Simone Biles etc if you prefer sport.

  • @johnlinquist2880
    @johnlinquist2880 Před 3 lety +12

    How long until we see a “gymnasts react to Roy & HG’s Olympic gymnastics commentary” video?

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162  Před 3 lety +4

      I don't think you'd find too many from the Sydney 2000 Olympics wanting to hark on their performances, but some younger and more modern gymnasts would already be familiar with the terminology these boys came up with. no doubt, they're thinking about the battered sav, flat bag and hello boys every time they land. =)

    • @adamstamp5386
      @adamstamp5386 Před 3 lety

      who cares??

    • @andyrob3259
      @andyrob3259 Před 3 lety

      Those boring useless 'reaction' videos. Can't understand why they are so popular.

  • @PassionJo777
    @PassionJo777 Před 11 měsíci +2

    OUCH that's GOTTA HURT 🤣🤣

  • @neilmartin1117
    @neilmartin1117 Před rokem +1

    Roy and HG too funny 😁 😂 😀 🤣

  • @waxinggibbous718
    @waxinggibbous718 Před 9 měsíci +1

    We call that manoeuvre the “hello boys” in Oz

  • @jamesandrew2606
    @jamesandrew2606 Před 3 lety +4

    Crazy date, hello boys and flat bag and sav 😂🤣🤣😅😆

  • @AVportau
    @AVportau Před 3 lety +3

    hello boys??? what do they mean?.... i'm working on some new moves myself like "pop goes the weasel", "fairy flossing", and the crowd fave 'double mounted half mongrel" where you twist your head up your buttcrack and do some bar work.

  • @KeenSays
    @KeenSays Před 4 lety +4

    You can count the pixels on one hand

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162  Před 4 lety +6

      yeah in those days TV broadcasts were only Standard Definition. HD didn't come till years after.

  • @gordondean9189
    @gordondean9189 Před 2 měsíci +2

    So who did take down most of the Roy and HG videos on CZcams? That includes some not related to the olympics.

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162  Před 2 měsíci +1

      I've no idea, but I believe it's at the discretion of the uploaders of those videos, not necessarily CZcams taking them down. I've had this up for about 4 years and while the IOC claim it's their content (fair dues), I haven't heard boo about people being told to take down Roy & HG content.

  • @Ashley__Rose
    @Ashley__Rose Před 24 dny +1

    Forgive me for asking, but was this like Australia's version of Saturday Night Live?

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162  Před 24 dny

      hahaha, no actually, although I can see where you're coming from (having never watched SNL or been invested enough into American TV). this was a special airing of two legendary Aussie comedians/commentators that provided their own unique and hilarious spin on Olympics commentary. The Dream was a special network-only segment, only aired during the 2000 Olympics.

  • @mathewdeering
    @mathewdeering Před 3 lety +9

    HELLO BOYS

  • @kineticdeath
    @kineticdeath Před rokem +1

    3:30 Flatbag in stereo

  • @thomassmart4088
    @thomassmart4088 Před 13 dny

    a fully flung flatbag helloboys

  • @Will-nb8qk
    @Will-nb8qk Před 2 lety +2

    Flat bag 😂 🤣

  • @mrbanjopete
    @mrbanjopete Před 3 lety +11

    Ah, these remind me of happy simpler days before left wing politics, cancel culture, political correctness and of course, Covid. Thanks Roy and HG!

    • @anthonywalsh785
      @anthonywalsh785 Před 3 lety +4

      very funny indeed and it reminds me of the simpler days before right wing politics.

    • @mrbanjopete
      @mrbanjopete Před 3 lety

      @@anthonywalsh785 to be really happy then why don’t you go and burn down a police station?

    • @dwblurb
      @dwblurb Před 3 lety +2

      You don't recognise satire, do you?

    • @anthonywalsh785
      @anthonywalsh785 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mrbanjopete the idiocy of your comment is not lost on me.
      I cannot believe that a supposedly sane person could say that.
      Ps I loved Roy and Hg and also Benny Hill, Frankie Howard etc.

    • @mrbanjopete
      @mrbanjopete Před 3 lety

      @@anthonywalsh785 well done, so so I. There’s hope for both of us then! (Yes my comment was idiotic, however was in jest)

  • @mattyb957
    @mattyb957 Před 22 dny

    recorded laughing just over the top and annoying

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162  Před 22 dny +1

      dude it's a live audience in a very small studio. you weren't around for the 2000 games?

  • @billytopa
    @billytopa Před rokem +3

    Crazy date crazy date hello boys 😆😆😆

  • @fatso8437
    @fatso8437 Před rokem +2

    Flatbag!

  • @lisaspencer9522
    @lisaspencer9522 Před 2 měsíci +1

    @ryanreaction