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- čas přidán 11. 12. 2009
- The biggest collection of very funny stupid signs on a video on You Tube. It features road signs, billboards and safety signs. I have also allowed more time on the signs with more writing so they can be read easier in the time allowed.
For those who ask what the music is called, I don't know the name of the music. It was on an old audio cassette that came with a camera magazine from like 25 years ago. They were just labelled as mood music and this one was simply called "Comedy".
HEYA YOU HAVE NOOOO SUBS TO THIS DAY HAHAH
+Naruto Uzumaki he has more subs than you
Holy crap
It reminds going to camp in the forest
This is a classic
I remember seeing a sign in a shop... "Children left unattended will be given two espresso coffees and a puppy."
Wha t
Lol I saw
That once aswell
My favorite sign was "If you fall, The animals could eat you and that might make them sick." That one is freaking hilarious.
You do realize that is a bad word. Just letting you know ;)
Coincidence! I read this right at 4:49
@@Republic_Of_Vicoria_Official Nope! Humans are horrible!
@@Republic_Of_Vicoria_Official what-
“Gimme the AUX cord”
“You better not play trash”
0:00
(whips)
*changes the music to gore sounds*
"Slow down, the cops hide behind this sign" 😂
at least they warned ya
I saw a sign once that said “CAUTION DO NOT TOUCH THIS NOT ONLY WILL YOU DIE BUT IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU ARE DYING” I started laughing so hard
I was at a Christmas shop and came across this sign:
Do not read the next sentence:
You little rebel, I like you
That sign is in my teachers classroom
Funny I saw it too
What's the sentence? I haven't read it.
+Nathanater i didnt read it! :D
+TheDerpyPuppet he's saying what the sign says
The one that said " don't throw stones at this sign" but yet it was covered in marks and dents was just hilarious!😂
"My boss told me to change the stupid sign so I did." Lol! Love it!! XD
can't argue with that
"People who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them" - GENIUS!!!
Janitor: Sir what are you throwing
Random Person: Trash
Janitor: Can't you see the sign?
Random Person: I am actually throwing garbage
Janitor: Go ahead
A sheriff goes up to a man and says " Sir, why are you dumping garbage here? Can't you see the sign?
Man says " Ya, that's why I'm dumping my garbage here. It says ' Fine for dumping garbage.'"
@@dmynamehere279 Someone left a note on my windshield today. It said "Parking fine". It was nice of them to notice.
All of these signs just made my day, thank you for the signs
Thank you. Glad you liked them. 🙂
I always laugh at the "Don't throw cigarette ends on the floor the cockroaches are getting cancer" sign.
Roaches need to die and if cancer is what kills them, that is fine by me.
Sign- don't drop drugs cuz the roaches have AIDS
Me- finally a gud reason 2 start smokin.
i saw one of thos "warning those who throw stuff at the alligators will be asked to retrieve them" signs. they do make you go
What if I throw a shotgun shell at them at a fast enough rate to kill them, do I still need to retrieve it?
yes, they do make you go. I would just shoot them with in. (lolno jk I dunno)
That's cold.
i would pay the crew of jackass to do it
Animeloverotaku Jackass would make Million$
"No dogs allowed except seeing eye dogs who can't read what the owner can't see" Brought to us by congressional decree.
I wanna see a sign that says
"Stop" then next to it says
"It's hammer time" XD
There was actually someone who went to change a stop sign and they put " in the name of love!" Next to it.
I saw one that said "unattended children will be given a espresso and a free puppy"
Me too
I had a pin for that
Same. I was at the dentist
That is a typical sign. I've seen at least 100 of those. 😜
me too
I don't see why people hate the music so much, I actually kind of like it.
HE JUST SAID A BLASPHEMY, SEIZE HIM AND KILL HIM WITH FIRE >:-( lol
Thanks. :-D
+MrBooojangles you're more than welcome dude ^_^
But jokes aside the background music is not one of the best, you know ..
MrBooojangles Omg you responded!!!
LOL yes. I get so many comments on this video, that I don't normally bother.
This is the first CZcams video I ever watched. Congratulations!
2:05 makes sense, that’s when you order at a drive thru then go park at that spot while they make you food and they will bring it to you!
I like the dog sign... 'attention dogs, grrr, bark, woof, good dog
Lol.
alex trebek good boi sign
Here's another one: Children left unattended will be given to Voldemort.
Exactly.
+FogMelon _ ...Wanna say a joke but not gonna...Just gonna keep licking a sword.
+FogMelon _ voldermoths dead..... go wacth the last movie
-_- Idiot, you think I don't know that? And the books are way better. I was one of those first graders who spends their recess sitting on a bench reading the Harry Potter books.
who is that?
My favorite was "Notice. Thank you for Noticing this sign. Your noticing it has been noted."
One day i was at a library and there was a sign that said "please don't read these books".
How can you not read the books if its library
AWESOME!! 😃🖒🖒😃
That "no signs allowed" sign is SUCH a badass! :~D
"dont throw rocks at this sign"
continues to throw rocks
It's possible that it was an experiment around reverse psychology
I'll throw rocks at the comment
Lol I know :D Maybe they thought, people want to do whatever they're told not to. So of course people see the sign and a light bulb goes off in their head. And the police are like perfect, now they're too busy to commit a serious crime because they are busy throwing rocks at a sign. Orrrr...maybe they just thought it was funny. I guess we'll never know. {:-I ....hmmm...???
Tbh (I must be blind) I thought the sign read: "Don't throw signs at this sign."
+Christian Santoso what does TBH mean?
0:47 ''BLIND PERSONS CROSS HERE'' Hahahah!!! That was the funniest one!!!!
"my boss told me to change the stupid sign so I did" was my fav
mine was the secret nuclear bunker
mine was the "Caution This sign has sharp edges do not touch the edges"
the cockroch one was by far the best
+Romeo Burgess the blind person one, they didn't even use proper grammar xD
Yep,that's my fav too!xD
The cop hides behind this sign is the best one XD
My teacher has that exact picture
I remember when I went to Florida and saw a sign that said "please do not molest the alligators."
True story.
+LadyEclipsedAura x did you molest an alligator :3?
Nah, the only person who would do that is someone who had a death wish. Or molester moon 🌚
+EzSparkz they're sexy creatures 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
+EzSparkz We don't need people who flirt that has no life on the Internet. Gtfo
I was at a store, there was a sign at the top of some stairs and it said 'Happy Fall!'
(also it was Fall the season)
The "No Dumping Zone" signs always gave me a chuckle
There is a sign in my local library that says 'Do not read this sign'
Classic
Write that as a Name on your shoolbook LOL
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol I am out of brethe soooooooooo funny
+Flo The Pony Oml that is HILARIOUS
Well that's just pathetic lol
WARNING!
Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy!
There is actually a sign like that in the Hooters nearest to me, but it says kitten instead of puppy.
I saw that at a hair salon XD
I saw that at a restaurant
That kind of sign must be everywhere then...
ive seen that before..
My favorite “unattended children will be given an expresso and a free kitten”.
is that for the abandoned or for the lost?
That entrance only sign made me choke on my pudding XD
I've seen over 200 of those wrong way go back signs they are all over Australia
WHAT
XD
I know mate!
I know it's TRUE!!
Elise Hutchison XD
Am I the only one who liks the music?
NO
I thought it was annoying after awhile.
Bran04don13 I like the music, but I don't want to lick it
Bran04don13 I'm not sure what this music is, at first I thought it was in Banjo Kazooie.
No I do
Some of these were actually pretty fucking brilliant.
welcome to the ool. notice Theres no p in it. lets keep it that way
P
I have that sign at my house
Man those signs were hilarious!
I saw this cafe that had a sign that said: " all unattended children will get a free beer and a kitten"
Ya ikr
***** lol
Same... I wish I was unattended so I sent my mum of and waited for my kitten.....
I saw a sign in a cafe that said Unattended children will be given like a drink that makes u hiper I think and a free puppy
I wish there is a sign at every macdonalds in the world that says 'all unattended children ages 5-18 will get a free chicken nugget,fries how they want it and a puppy or kitten (choose)'
This video is freaking hilarious. I almost peed myself on the NO sign in the water.
for those who throw objctives at the crocodile we will politely ask them to retrive it
Those who throw Things into the molten iron will be forced to drink it.
hahahahah
Scientists have discovered what's being described as 'even more dang water at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.
dat song in the back ._. totally fit the theme!
Great. Mood elevator. Appropriate music. Thank you.
this was literally one of the first videos i watched on youtube like 9 years ago and it just got re recommend to me like holy shit does the time fly....
Welcome back to watching it again. 🙂
there is always a reason behind those signs
please explain the reason behind the "Obey this sign" sign...
What's the use of the "SIGN NOT IN USE" sign?
Matt Henesy
To create paradoxes.
Sign: Emergency
Me: hmf, hmf....
Sign: 174 kilometers ahead
Me: 😑🔫
Welcome to Australia. (Where the 'absolutely nothing' sign comes from too. And is true.)
I wonder how many times someone peed by that door before they put up the sign asking people not to.
Probably one of my favorite videos to come back to, I wish Mr Booojangles would make a a much needed sequel.
6:10 *WARNING* CHILDREN UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS
WTH.
aint nobody got time for dat
gabriel harris True Da!
gabriel harris lol
Fire vs Water L0L
MiniVoltarShinyHunter 3:
lol i literaly live a few miles away from the sign that says talent 1/2 mile
p.s. I live in talent oregon
I literally farted right at the "No Farting" sign. Am I in trouble?
The CZcams Police Department has been notified.
Zachary Landreneau Is there a no burping sign located anywhere?
Take care and God bless.
Don't talk about it then no one will ever know.
Zachary Landreneau You should've asked someone to pull your finger.
@@jasonirelan1737 But if they pull his finger too hard he can't help but let out a blast. I hope nobody gets hurt.
remember that every sign here means enough people were involved in a specific situation in that area
CAUTION
WATER ON ROAD
DURING
RAIN
What if I told you I've seen one of these signs before?
lol seriously you have? XD
poo i don't live wherever Maryland is at
peter Im in Pensilvania So When ever there is a bridge They spam the sign that it may be wet when theres rain
owe lol btw im a girl im just under my dad's account, but I'm changing the name soon :D
i havent seen that one but i have seen one at walmart saying "If ice is in the parking lot, it will be slippery."
4:58 just adds insult to injury, LITERALLY!!!
as an artilleryman, it's not the rounds flying over the road that worry me; it's the ones that fall short. lol
When I was at the mall, I saw a sign in the shop, "Strictly NO phones allowed."
When I was at school, I also saw a sign that said "Studying here is not tolerated." right next to a chair. xD
holy crap look at that gas price at 1:26
It's 1.19 duh!
that is so cheap
at 2:28 I farted 0_O
lmao XD
Me too
I farted while reading this comment
"If there is a huge fuck up, call Todd" I'm dead 😂😂😂😂💀
6:12 When I was a little kid, I remember going to some haunted house for Halloween, and this sign was on the wall. Yeah...I freaked out lol
The last one isn't stupid at all... I see them all over the place in Sydney Australia. Unlike most of these signs here, this one has a purpose - if the person driving a car accidentally turns onto a one way street, they might not realise until they crash so the council is giving them a friendly notice that you are driving the wrong way and must go back... simple...
They are also in Perth, Australia.
Got that in Netherlands aswell when you're about to drive up a highway on the wrong direction. Not really that odd. :-)
Ok. so they are even more popular than I thought. :) they aren't odd at all
Ashley B They're still odd, they're just not uncommon.
true
5:59 are you kidding me? That one with the guy fishing? XD
The one after is my fav
these signs were so funny I brought my gran through. she laughs at nothing but she laughed at this video
"Garbage only
No trash"
XDXDXDXDDXDXDXD
That one actually makes sense. Because the definition of garbage is food waste (end trails, stems, etc.), and trash is paper or other such waste.
Thirteen Unown In my language they both mean:
Stuff you put in a can
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bottomless pit 65 feet deep lol
Lol that one was the best!!!
XD LEL XDD
holaryos
One near me says husband for sale
lol
I was gonna ride a horse then i saw a sign said
Caution
The Hose
Might Kick
And Fart
I don't think that I have to go out to the gym with the new version of this page to see the movie and the rest of the best thing ever
There is this sign in my town that says "attractions" then its blank underneath xD
i laughed so hard at 0:53 XD
"BOTTOMLESS PIT"
"65 FEET DEEP"
lol
this video is hilarious! I really got a kick out of it, I laughed through the whole thing! thanks for sharing.
Ever heard of the mute button?
Ever heard of the reply button?
Lol
HEY YALL I HAVE MAKE VIDIOES ABOUT LIFE HACKS PLZ WATCH IT 😀
+sofia fisrt you just go a subscriber
no soccer allowed soccer must be played on archery range xD
I LOVE SOCCER IM A BOY BY THE WAY LOL
+minecraft gamer fox no one cares
Mysterious Umbreon news flash:no one cares.
No cars
No bikes
No doges
No lolcats
No cameras
No swimming
No food
No drink
No having fun
No clothes
No underwear
No phones
No shoes
No socks
No talking
No privacy
No fun
>:3 ©heesburge®
Wut nao
No people
VT Nguyen no dramas
VT Nguyen No Living
1:23 WAS MY FAVORITE WAY BACK IN 2018!!😂😂
When I was 6 I went to a zoo and there was a sign that said "caution when entering there are lions in here" in front of a lions habitat
The drive through sign isn't stupid it serves a real logical purpose
+Victinist | Official Swagster I know it says that. If it is at a fast food restaurant and they can't get you your food on time, then you park there so you don't hold up the line and the worker knows where you are too give you your food. I had to do it once.
very true
..But i've always wanted to join the circus
Amen
I once saw a sign at a dentist saying, "If you are left unattended you get a puppy"
4:30 one is photo shop
When I went back to it I noticed.
Hmmmm...
Soo true
The lighting is off and the angle is suspicious, look at the right if the stop sign!!!
stop!
hammer time!
+Charlotte de Jong my uncle died of cancer he was hammer time was his second name
.... (clown drags me away) MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM MOMMY IM BEING SOLD TO THE CIRCUS,MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lel
XD
That's not even funny
sally candy you dun get it do ya?
i cringed so hard
most of the signs are photoshoped. How can i tell? There R blurry pixelated squares around the letters, therfore someone has blurred or depixilated the original text on the signs. but there still kinda funny ;D and the pictures are a very low resolution, cmon its 2015
+Victor Anderson Check the date that it was uploaded on and the reason for the low resolution is clear as day..
***** nooo,.. id think there would still be decent cameras back then ;D
+Victor Anderson Yet the quality would automatically be reduced by a lot when making the video, and even more when uploading it. For example, the video editor that was used the most back then (in my experience) was Windows Movie Maker, which even today reduces the quality to ashes.
But for the sake of arguing, if he had the same quality of the video editing tools that you can use today, the pictures could've theoretically been taken several years before him making the video. Making the video end up in pretty much the same state either way. Or, if the pictures weren't that old, they could've been found in a much smaller format on some website (well duh, of course most (if not all) were found on some website) and he then had to enlarge them to fit the entire screen of the video. Which in turn would reduce the quality by far.
And sorry for the rambling wall-of-text :)
***** actually no ;D
Aneesh Sudarshan thank you my very kind sir
I once saw a sign at the restrooms:
If you sprinkle when you tinkle
please be a sweetie and wipe your seat.
I Love how the moose at 2:50 is looking at the car like Yup I Did that!
Omg....
This Music +Headphones = RIP Ears
(In the crunch zone)
Driver: What's taking the take-out so long?
*Sudden Loud Shaking*
Driver: What?!? What just happened?!?
*Car starts squeezing him*
Driver: AGHHHHH! I KNOW NOW THAT I'M IN THE CRUSH ZONE, BUT WOULDN'T THEY CHECK IF THERE IS A PERSON INSIDE?
*Car is about to squeeze him to death*
Driver: So this is how it ends....Squeezed to death by a machine...I never even got to dance with unicorns.....Goodbye, Cruel Worl-
*Car Explodes*
Passenger: Hey, I got your take out food. Hurry 'cause I'm late for a meeti-
(Sees destruction)
Passenger: .....More take out for me, I guess.
"Warning! All unattended children will be given an espresso and a new puppy".
Once saw a sign for He man insurance, kept looking for she ra to match,couldn't find it.
Caution: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
Well, guess I'm not staying in the car while my mom/dad gets some candy for me. :P
P.S No one should even be in a circus. No one wants to stick around clowns, or those clowns will literally stick around all over you. :| Uh oh....
They have a sign like that in cod waw zombie map veruckt
The beware octopus sign isn't a octopus is a jelly fish
2.22: I have got that sign. And I took the time. My dog was faster than that... 🤣🤣🤣
5:45 makes me feel like I'm in a parallel universe where nothing makes even an ounce of sense!
"Those who throw objects at Crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them."
That's actually pretty smart
Does anyone else notice the troll face at 6:40?
Yeah. It's so clear in view.
There is no 6:40
I did
The guy above me is an idiot
earleroy
Same.
I once had a T-Shirt that said GUESS WHAT? on the front. The back said KEEP GUESSING
I remember a drive through ATM which had instructions in braille...