Comparison: Animal Attack Survival Tips

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  • čas přidán 5. 10. 2023
  • You should never SMILE at a chimp. And did you know that hornets might attack you for the CLOTHES you wear?! Watch until the end and you'll be able to survive any attack Mother Nature could throw at you!
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Komentáře • 584

  • @Thevisitor2010
    @Thevisitor2010 Před 8 měsíci +263

    The best way to survive a walrus attack is keeping distance from them since they wouldn't attack a human unless disturbed

    • @SilliusaurusIX
      @SilliusaurusIX Před 8 měsíci +12

      How about my wife attack?

    • @SmileGuide-hz6hd
      @SmileGuide-hz6hd Před 7 měsíci +6

      Basically the same thing about any other animal (except things that are actually aggressive like wasps)

    • @Pnefifa69
      @Pnefifa69 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@SilliusaurusIX lol

    • @Art.and.Hamsters
      @Art.and.Hamsters Před 7 měsíci +5

      They’re basically just angry potatoes-

    • @Spectral-Senpai
      @Spectral-Senpai Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@SmileGuide-hz6hdexactly.

  • @goofyfish17
    @goofyfish17 Před 8 měsíci +34

    "To prevent a snake attack, avoid grass"
    League of Legends players: Man I'm so safe

    • @Spyder_36
      @Spyder_36 Před 8 měsíci

      i play league of legends and i have never touched grass ever

    • @flameybox
      @flameybox Před 2 měsíci

      💀

  • @xlr86965
    @xlr86965 Před 7 měsíci +16

    Me : *mom there is a spider under the bench*
    Mom: * takes her slippers*

  • @psycake1310
    @psycake1310 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Walrus - Use a gun.
    ..A gun will be effective in pretty much all of these situations. Except for bees/hornets and tapeworms I guess.

  • @psychodboy1511
    @psychodboy1511 Před 6 měsíci +19

    Most of these can be solved with the walrus solution.

  • @Shaggy_Rogers0001
    @Shaggy_Rogers0001 Před 7 měsíci +16

    Most of these animals: baseball bat

  • @DuckFace.
    @DuckFace. Před 7 měsíci +26

    Introvert people be like: Just stay at home.

  • @Ro6385kgc
    @Ro6385kgc Před 6 měsíci +8

    Anaconda attacks*
    “Hey Siri play OutKast”

  • @EthanTwiggTheHawaiianYoutuber
    @EthanTwiggTheHawaiianYoutuber Před 7 měsíci +13

    These animals didn't attacked me, not even a single one because i stayed in my house for many months

  • @Bacozy_Yt
    @Bacozy_Yt Před 7 měsíci +11

    "Avoid Grass"
    Blud Is Probably A Discord Mod 💀😊😊

  • @enchanted7076
    @enchanted7076 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Brown bears: loook bigger ... okkk buddy

  • @Lucicharliducks
    @Lucicharliducks Před 6 měsíci +12

    hornets : wear light colour
    BUT IM BLACK?

  • @its2024soimacroissant
    @its2024soimacroissant Před 7 měsíci +9

    Gamers: go touch grass
    Snakes: don’t teach grass
    Snakes: *sneako*

  • @jeffzebert4982
    @jeffzebert4982 Před 6 měsíci +5

    If a hippopotamus appears to be yawning at you, then Back. Away. Slowly. That "yawn" is actually a threat display, you see; indicating that you've ventured too close for its comfort.

  • @shortsgamera.r...7454
    @shortsgamera.r...7454 Před měsícem +11

    After seeing this:-oh! I will use this tips infront of these animals😄
    Reality:-Run!🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️👟

  • @daniellewis2133
    @daniellewis2133 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Be sure to always bring a stereo when in the jungle in case you get caught by an anaconda.

  • @ManowarMasino
    @ManowarMasino Před 3 měsíci +11

    Best survival tip: Gun

  • @NoobDerric
    @NoobDerric Před 7 měsíci +9

    The 12 gauge shotgun in my bagpack:

    • @hakanerci4372
      @hakanerci4372 Před 7 měsíci +1

      İt should be has armor piercing bullet. Or Use aa12 full auto shotgun with armor piercing slug ammo

  • @therealSanta694rel
    @therealSanta694rel Před 6 měsíci +15

    Kangaroo : yo come here i want beef
    *coughs*
    Kangaroo : nah bro am outta here you have covid

  • @WaffleWely
    @WaffleWely Před 8 měsíci +8

    How to survive Your Parents: Call Child Services

  • @RetroCat_FFYC
    @RetroCat_FFYC Před 8 měsíci +8

    1:09 bro thinks he's an armadillo in Minecraft

  • @Enola_Straight
    @Enola_Straight Před 8 měsíci +9

    Fun fact: the comodo dragon survival tactic also applies for Mopar drivers

  • @ryan2casey764
    @ryan2casey764 Před 6 měsíci +9

    Gorilla picks fight with who bigger than them? Damn, that some chad.

  • @OldAkuzium
    @OldAkuzium Před 7 měsíci +10

    "attack the gills and eyes" but what if im ambushed by 2? *you didnt have to cut me off*

  • @johndallas6382
    @johndallas6382 Před 4 měsíci +10

    How the hell am I gonna poke a crocodile's nostrils?

    • @xxi__wing__ixx1870
      @xxi__wing__ixx1870 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Yeah, sense of fear kicks in too. Could mistakenly jab their teeth area instead. Mouth is close to nostrils. Poking or covering the eyes is bit better.

  • @laser1802
    @laser1802 Před 3 měsíci +16

    I was attacked by an ant 😂

  • @achyutjha1042
    @achyutjha1042 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Instructions unclear ,the crocodile ate me me before I could poke

  • @duyvinhvu5727
    @duyvinhvu5727 Před 8 měsíci +10

    You: *play dead when meeting a grizzly*
    The grizzly: “Poor human, may god treat you better in heaven” *start burying you down into the woods earth* 😅

    • @birb_slayer238
      @birb_slayer238 Před 8 měsíci

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @jansievers5524
      @jansievers5524 Před 8 měsíci +2

      As a australian i can confirm that i need this 💀

  • @coolapulense9303
    @coolapulense9303 Před 5 měsíci +12

    Source: trust me bro

  • @MotorwayGaming2018
    @MotorwayGaming2018 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Instructions Unclear, mistook a gorilla for a black bear.

  • @aryapumpkincat
    @aryapumpkincat Před 8 měsíci +14

    I have been near crocs and alligators and vultures and bison and foxes and a whole bunch of rattlesnakes in the wild and I STILL SURVIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @NoName-ov9wc
    @NoName-ov9wc Před 2 měsíci +9

    A gun is the universal solution ☕️

  • @kim_ga-ram
    @kim_ga-ram Před 7 měsíci +7

    For Hornets, if you want to go outside, make sure to not spray perfume, as it will attract Hornets and attack you

  • @Kamienex
    @Kamienex Před 8 měsíci +9

    Tapeworm: Wash hands
    Me who washes my hands at least 10 times a day: 😎

    • @ItzMEdzy_everglowcbfinallyy
      @ItzMEdzy_everglowcbfinallyy Před 8 měsíci

      Lol but that’s actually not a lot. You should wash hands every time you eat or take the bathroom so 10 times is actually common😅

    • @Kamienex
      @Kamienex Před 8 měsíci

      I wash my hands after studying 💀@@ItzMEdzy_everglowcbfinallyy

    • @Kamienex
      @Kamienex Před 7 měsíci

      @@ThatCrystalFxiry780 💀

    • @OldAkuzium
      @OldAkuzium Před 7 měsíci

      realizing the water has 0.2% chance bringing a virus small enough to pass filtration system: 💀

  • @berenangdenganmudah
    @berenangdenganmudah Před 7 měsíci +12

    Play music to anaconda? Then, we listen it together?

  • @abrawlhallaaddictv2.082
    @abrawlhallaaddictv2.082 Před 8 měsíci +6

    How watchdata expects us to react when a snapping turtle bites us: 🤠

  • @TunaBear64
    @TunaBear64 Před 7 měsíci +7

    For Polar Bears a better trick would be avoid being tasty, they don't care of you are a danger, they will always see you as a tasty snack.

    • @Axels200927
      @Axels200927 Před 7 měsíci

      Tasty or not, nutritional gain is the reason they hunt, u might aswell just disappear if u dont wanna get eaten, or be a robot.

    • @thebestytchannel
      @thebestytchannel Před 6 měsíci +1

      bro just live not in Antarctica

  • @JbLentolome
    @JbLentolome Před 2 měsíci +3

    Yorkie Terrier : give him/her a snack and they will leave you alone...for 2 hours

  • @JakeLovesCoffee
    @JakeLovesCoffee Před 7 měsíci +6

    the anaconda part was right, i played some Ed Sheeran and now i’m a ghost

  • @R4F43L
    @R4F43L Před měsícem +3

    0:39 blud is the real life Enderman 💀💀💀

  • @HalalUser_1602
    @HalalUser_1602 Před 7 měsíci +379

    What about humans

    • @Istanbulcats24
      @Istanbulcats24 Před 7 měsíci +22

      😂😂

    • @HalalUser_1602
      @HalalUser_1602 Před 7 měsíci +10

      @@Istanbulcats24 🤣

    • @Istanbulcats24
      @Istanbulcats24 Před 7 měsíci +16

      @@HalalUser_1602 They are human animals in the form of humans that can never be dealt with

    • @HalalUser_1602
      @HalalUser_1602 Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@Istanbulcats24 yeah

    • @oddy1637
      @oddy1637 Před 7 měsíci +9

      You cannot deal with them reliably. They are called Apex predators for a reason...

  • @TomatoeDude
    @TomatoeDude Před 3 měsíci +6

    2:08 it looks like im safe from snakes

  • @AnonymousDefaultPerson
    @AnonymousDefaultPerson Před 7 měsíci +6

    0:35 bro the snail looks so cute

    • @nika-yu2dj
      @nika-yu2dj Před 7 měsíci

      Dude that a cone snail this thing release venom

  • @melvinatkins998
    @melvinatkins998 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Cougars!…. Dye your hair grey, and wear outdated cologne…

  • @KiDDREcOrdS
    @KiDDREcOrdS Před 7 měsíci +7

    I feel like a grizzly bear will eat me alive if I play dead

    • @pragyanmishra9624
      @pragyanmishra9624 Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@QueenOfDarknes5who can remain calm when something is taking bites off them?

  • @alifishans.
    @alifishans. Před 4 měsíci +5

    The calm music means "baby calm down"🤔😅

  • @prabhakaran3403
    @prabhakaran3403 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Poked nostrills but i did poke mine.
    Crocodile ate me

  • @Ray1989Ray
    @Ray1989Ray Před 7 měsíci +3

    Best thing that was taught to me and used effectively for cassowaries is picking up a large branch with leaves approx 2m long and holding that in front of you. As they approach or run towards you they get close and hold that distance while you walk backwards to a safer area. They will continue to approach but just hold it to keep that distance. Worked every time (approx a dozen).

  • @dlm7952
    @dlm7952 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Now make a video of a person demonstrating all these👍

  • @OverlordGamingLEGENDARY.3165
    @OverlordGamingLEGENDARY.3165 Před 8 měsíci +2

    finally hes back with some more information that are really important. thank u.

  • @jeremyrdlamaxima7052
    @jeremyrdlamaxima7052 Před 5 měsíci +4

    That last one can be used for at least half of them 😂

  • @BigRomeSHGTM
    @BigRomeSHGTM Před 2 měsíci +4

    Fam, if a polar bear or a chimpanzee wants you outta here, you better have some heat. Otherwise, you’re toast.

  • @isanelseem3057
    @isanelseem3057 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Gru knows how to defend himself from a shark attack. :)

  • @twitchster77
    @twitchster77 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Or you know, just never leave my parent's basement.

  • @Julianapresley
    @Julianapresley Před 7 měsíci +9

    One time a squirrel was chasing me 😭😭

  • @KawaiiHippityHop-cl5bb
    @KawaiiHippityHop-cl5bb Před 7 měsíci +4

    Mr Krabs: *pinches someone’s butt*
    Them: *wiggles butt*
    Mr Krabs: THATS IT IM OUT

  • @autisticgamer7
    @autisticgamer7 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Why is the DOG one the most cruel

  • @SOAPLovePPSH41
    @SOAPLovePPSH41 Před 4 měsíci +7

    2:55 Yes my guinea pig attack me

  • @PdogRevamp
    @PdogRevamp Před 2 měsíci +2

    Lion: ok Uma fight this dude
    Lion:damn he got loud voice

  • @saugatjoey1959
    @saugatjoey1959 Před 6 měsíci +6

    The kangaroos still not done with covid

  • @vallikescrackers-28
    @vallikescrackers-28 Před 6 měsíci +2

    "How to defend yourself against the Foxes?"
    " *T-Pose* "

  • @Operager
    @Operager Před 7 měsíci +15

    1:21 I wish Steve Irwin saw this

  • @CliffMug
    @CliffMug Před 7 měsíci +7

    how am I gonna punch the gills of a shark when I’m on the sea

    • @MisterX867
      @MisterX867 Před 7 měsíci +2

      I guess it's a good tip if you're helping someone else, though I heard it's better to hit a shark in the eye.

    • @BlazeBuds
      @BlazeBuds Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@MisterX867yep! Pretty sure an Australian surfer did this like 10 years ago, was attacked by a shark while surfing and punched it in the eye and it swam off

  • @rohitp123
    @rohitp123 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Anaconda be like :- play the song moye moye 😅

  • @PurnimaDevi-pk3hh
    @PurnimaDevi-pk3hh Před 5 měsíci +6

    0:22 dont pee on sting 💀👍

  • @bluewolfuvvu1608
    @bluewolfuvvu1608 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Fun Fact: You can also run in a Zig Zag to survive a crocodile's aswell.

  • @sunilkumarbahadursha
    @sunilkumarbahadursha Před 5 měsíci +6

    Any encounter with any animal say my name they will leave you 😂

    • @rishabhthakku5703
      @rishabhthakku5703 Před 5 měsíci +1

      LMAO

    • @IljaHordist
      @IljaHordist Před 5 měsíci +1

      "sunilkumarbahadursha"? Most wild animals will have me ripped into pieces before I'm halfway through...

  • @DarkMatterEditz
    @DarkMatterEditz Před 8 měsíci +10

    bro why would u want to suffocate a dog 💀

  • @phuditanfield2385
    @phuditanfield2385 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Play dead: am i a joke to you?

  • @FizzikkOfficial
    @FizzikkOfficial Před 7 měsíci +3

    This would be hard to remember. Some of them are saying to act bigger and others are saying to act smaller.

  • @Emelez247
    @Emelez247 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Long story short; don't leave the house.

  • @MrX-gv6uf
    @MrX-gv6uf Před měsícem +3

    Dude, never play dead in front of bear, it can consider you as an prey 😬

  • @kazuichisouda7420
    @kazuichisouda7420 Před 4 měsíci +4

    A dog attacked me while I was going to school.

  • @davebowen5773
    @davebowen5773 Před 6 měsíci +7

    So to be safe from snakes avoid grass? So how about if you dont smoke it just eat hash brownies? 😂

    • @jenny2tone242
      @jenny2tone242 Před 6 měsíci +2

      That will work 😂

    • @davebowen5773
      @davebowen5773 Před 6 měsíci

      @@jenny2tone242 And I don't think sticking my fingers in my nostrils will frighten off a crocodile unless it's grossed out by boogers.

  • @Petebootyfudge5312
    @Petebootyfudge5312 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Or just always carry a 10mm pistol with you.

    • @BlazeBuds
      @BlazeBuds Před 6 měsíci

      Good advice, but it would be lucky to even stun a bear or croc. Need a much bigger gun

    • @jamesdiamond533
      @jamesdiamond533 Před 6 měsíci

      @@BlazeBudsDesert Eagle?? 500 Magnum??

  • @michelefritchie6198
    @michelefritchie6198 Před měsícem +2

    Snakes can't hear. If the music is loud enough, they may feel the vibrations.

  • @dashantyler1475
    @dashantyler1475 Před 7 měsíci +6

    The best way to survive is for them to SLOW DOWN the damn graphic!!!! I have to pause it,read about 4 animals and then start it again. Why would you have it go so fast and we are supposed to be reading stuff

  • @mdlinksthetopg6510
    @mdlinksthetopg6510 Před 7 měsíci +4

    My ex: Avoid dating her
    My ex's Foster parents: Pretend to offer them cocaine
    My ex's bestie: Tell her to grow up

  • @jessmccart3937
    @jessmccart3937 Před 2 měsíci +2

    With a gene spliced elephippo you climb a tree and hide behind it . Make sure you find one with strong branches.

  • @Eazy-E64
    @Eazy-E64 Před 7 měsíci +3

    The last one 😂 you need a gun go me laughing

  • @619gsp
    @619gsp Před 5 měsíci +8

    What about chicken attack, what can we do?

  • @urogi._.aizetsu123
    @urogi._.aizetsu123 Před 8 měsíci +2

    0:42 the snail looks like it has a poop on its back 😂

  • @ArchDethKreation
    @ArchDethKreation Před 2 měsíci +4

    Dont play dead with bears. They will eat you they are scavangers

  • @douglas1988
    @douglas1988 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Play calm music against anaconda? But the snakes don't hear at all!!

  • @Axels200927
    @Axels200927 Před 7 měsíci +6

    I dont think polar bears can be escaped by any chance

    • @TaylorUmongusHas
      @TaylorUmongusHas Před 7 měsíci +2

      The reason they want you to look away is so that you never see your killer.

  • @heyareyouokayy
    @heyareyouokayy Před 6 měsíci +8

    Stay home stay safe😂

  • @ihavenoname-qm8nr
    @ihavenoname-qm8nr Před 7 měsíci +7

    If you see a snapping turtle just jump on their shell

    • @Talos2kX
      @Talos2kX Před 6 měsíci +1

      Okay Mario 😂

  • @oliversalvo
    @oliversalvo Před 6 měsíci +4

    2:56 bruh what the walrus

  • @ripjaw8771
    @ripjaw8771 Před 6 měsíci +4

    It doesnt take anything, just an assault rifle or pistol and aiming skills to escape from all of yhem (atleast almost)

  • @yotamdude5866
    @yotamdude5866 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Orca: pray for your life

  • @jleelattimore
    @jleelattimore Před 4 měsíci +6

    Playing dead grizzly bear i dont think so

  • @jamesxandermendoza6055
    @jamesxandermendoza6055 Před 5 měsíci +2

    The best way to ease a sting is by putting sea water or vinegar

  • @theawesomemrhuck580
    @theawesomemrhuck580 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Thanks for learning me my cat scratched me once ❤

  • @homtaraenglengpi4161
    @homtaraenglengpi4161 Před 4 měsíci +3

    The fact that snake dont have ears

  • @user-bj8ns1pj1f
    @user-bj8ns1pj1f Před 7 měsíci +4

    Bruh vultures are not confrontational even if I stole their food

  • @Oscorpior99
    @Oscorpior99 Před 7 měsíci +2

    As a big Scorpion fan, i woud definatly know that fact

  • @O_Pro_Pepo
    @O_Pro_Pepo Před 5 měsíci +4

    Anaconda: 🗣️🔥= 🐍😌

  • @bantai.ko.lageli.bhook.
    @bantai.ko.lageli.bhook. Před měsícem +3

    Tiger :game over

  • @BLOSSOM_BUNNY99
    @BLOSSOM_BUNNY99 Před 22 dny +1

    Let me tell you a story. When I was 4 years old, my mum took me to my grandparents house. My grandparents took me together to play a bit, A sawed a dog. I tried to pet it, but it bit my left leg. It hurt a lot, but I didn’t get that much hurt.

  • @LimKimOn0000
    @LimKimOn0000 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Wanna ask you this comparison:HoloAdvent girls encounter tips.