Unfrosted - a comedy about Pop-Tarts, but the joke is on Jerry

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  • čas přidán 28. 04. 2024
  • When we learned that Jerry Seinfeld made an entire movie about us without asking, we decided to give the comedian a crash course in karma. We take his show, his characters, even his career. Nothing is safe. But remember, Jerry - you started it.
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Komentáře • 582

  • @SmileyTheFoot
    @SmileyTheFoot Před měsícem +554

    This might be the first advertisement I click on to see the full thing.

  • @KaeTracks
    @KaeTracks Před měsícem +945

    This is the first time I actually wanted to see an advertisement

  • @Mrim86
    @Mrim86 Před 2 měsíci +1128

    "you mean like Friends?" Amazing.

  • @morningsidedriverock
    @morningsidedriverock Před 2 měsíci +673

    The biggest dig I’ve heard in a long while
    “You mean like Friends?”

    • @markherring3513
      @markherring3513 Před 2 měsíci +21

      I never noticed Friends ripping off seinfeld. I watched every episode of each when they aired bitd....zero comparison.

    • @wcassady
      @wcassady Před měsícem +24

      @@markherring3513 lol I've been rewatching Friends and there have been MANY ideas that were originally on Seinfeld.

    • @markherring3513
      @markherring3513 Před měsícem +3

      @@wcassady Such as?

    • @wcassady
      @wcassady Před měsícem

      @@markherring3513 They are all over the internet, just google it. Kramer's over-the- top tan (Ross), Kramer 'Faking It' (Chandler), Kramer getting trapped in tight jeans (Ross)....

    • @kewrock
      @kewrock Před měsícem +15

      @@markherring3513 Friends sucked. Still does in reruns.

  • @mrquirky3626
    @mrquirky3626 Před 2 měsíci +439

    Tarty has serial killer vibes. I don't trust that sinister smile.

    • @liamn.7664
      @liamn.7664 Před měsícem +5

      yeah fr bro looks evil 💀💀

    • @Vennillion
      @Vennillion Před měsícem +10

      He feeds on babies just like we feed on his

    • @promotherobot
      @promotherobot Před měsícem +13

      More like "cereal killer."

    • @liamn.7664
      @liamn.7664 Před měsícem

      @@promotherobot nice 👌👌

    • @Roy_1
      @Roy_1 Před měsícem +2

      I like him, he seems happy, but in a tortured sort of way.

  • @shevaschwartz
    @shevaschwartz Před měsícem +260

    “We’re not gonna sue, Jerry, but we do have this little sketch…”

    • @AcquiredCents
      @AcquiredCents Před měsícem +6

      They should enjoy the free publicity. Being petty is bad solution to a none problem.

    • @The_Shimp
      @The_Shimp Před měsícem +21

      @@AcquiredCentsthey’re not being petty, this video is more publicity for both of them

  • @UltriLeginaXI
    @UltriLeginaXI Před měsícem +103

    This is definitely a win in the advert department
    And coming from someone who absolutely despises ads thats saying something

  • @Jim-pt8kk
    @Jim-pt8kk Před 2 měsíci +180

    “ Mr Seinfield”

  • @mattmaulucci451
    @mattmaulucci451 Před měsícem +166

    Jerry definately wrote every word of this. It was gold Jerry, gold.

    • @jlopez9324
      @jlopez9324 Před měsícem +7

      I don't know why I read "it was gold Jerry, Gold" I'm Newman voice 😂

    • @corbydee6775
      @corbydee6775 Před měsícem +3

      @@jlopez9324I read it in the bania voice 😂 “the best Jerry, the BEST”

    • @zackerycooper1206
      @zackerycooper1206 Před měsícem +2

      You say that, but he also wrote Unfrosted. That would tell us that he no longer knows how to write on ant level.

    • @buttsauce123
      @buttsauce123 Před měsícem

      @@zackerycooper1206he never did. And we already had plenty of proof. Curb your enthusiasm was all the proof anyone ever needed to realize. Also the last two seasons of seinfeld

  • @iamagoldengod
    @iamagoldengod Před měsícem +41

    "Why is Frankenstein wearing a sport jacket? It's not a wine tasting we're terrorizing villagers".
    Solid gold.

    • @uiron5755
      @uiron5755 Před měsícem +4

      Finally a comedian talking about the real issues

  • @tobiasfalk9112
    @tobiasfalk9112 Před 2 měsíci +195

    Best Seinfeld short since the Superbowl car commercials.

    • @jamesrawlins735
      @jamesrawlins735 Před měsícem +2

      Yeah those were funny - my favorite Seinfeld commercials are the ones he did for American Express with Superman

  • @robertwagner1444
    @robertwagner1444 Před 2 měsíci +208

    No Pop-Tarts for you!

    • @Cheetagirl_1985
      @Cheetagirl_1985 Před měsícem

      Pop-Tart Nazi! 😂

    • @johnd545
      @johnd545 Před měsícem +5

      Now here I am in the middle of the night, in reality it is Sunday AM.
      Living in a rural area, literally on the edge of the wilderness.
      There isn't an open grocery store within an hours drive this time of night.
      And it has been a very long time since I had a Pop Tart....
      I feel like I really need a box or two of the deluxe filled, frosted varieties.
      I am very hungry....
      No eggs, Not even oatmeal.
      Woe is me ....
      Any chance Tarty will crash in and save my day ??
      (Kool Aid Man Style)
      😎

    • @jchis9852
      @jchis9852 Před měsícem +1

      *ONE YEAR!*

  • @DingoDango.
    @DingoDango. Před 2 měsíci +257

    Hey ya know my friend Bob Sacamano loves Pop-Tarts, his dad used to own a whole factory of ‘em. A factory Jerry!

  • @pepsififa3205
    @pepsififa3205 Před 2 měsíci +110

    That pop tart clenching his fist is ready to throw hands

    • @MrUndoe
      @MrUndoe Před měsícem +4

      Who would win in a fight between a Pop Tart or a Toaster Strudel?

    • @pepsififa3205
      @pepsififa3205 Před měsícem +6

      @@MrUndoe strudel has Pillsbury Dough Boy in his corner but Pop Tarts from the streets I feel

    • @rwilson7197
      @rwilson7197 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@MrUndoe Hands Down Pop Tart - he's street. 💪 Toaster Strudel is foofy- girly.🌷

    • @sirpatgarcia
      @sirpatgarcia Před měsícem +2

      Woah fellas, let's tone it down a notch. We can't be throwing around words like strudel and foofy. And gee wiz must everyone fight each other?
      Moneys on the tart!

  • @johnn58
    @johnn58 Před měsícem +31

    Good on Pop Tarts for going along with the gag.

  • @shaep9752
    @shaep9752 Před měsícem +26

    😂😂😂 this should have been a Super Bowl commercial bravo Jerry and pop tarts

  • @nikolasdiallo
    @nikolasdiallo Před měsícem +27

    Jack Chiles, Schmoopie, and Soup Nazi is just insane. Even in their characters.. like man.

    • @ittokaos
      @ittokaos Před 29 dny

      She's not Shmoopie, he's Shoompie.

  • @stevepeterson5943
    @stevepeterson5943 Před 2 měsíci +53

    Jerry is as relaxed eating that Pop tart as he were dining at Babu's.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien Před měsícem +6

      He's a verdy, verdy, verdy bad man
      ☝️👈☝️👈☝️👈

  • @kenh.5903
    @kenh.5903 Před 2 měsíci +66

    "you mean like friends?'"
    No truer words have ever been spoken.

    • @markherring3513
      @markherring3513 Před 2 měsíci +6

      I never noticed Friends ripping off seinfeld. I watched every episode of each when they aired bitd....zero comparison.

    • @Mrpaulaustin08
      @Mrpaulaustin08 Před měsícem

      @@markherring3513 Friends was very clearly a rip-off of Seinfeld. It was like safe Seinfeld with no jews

    • @jonnyq2323
      @jonnyq2323 Před měsícem +4

      @@markherring3513it’s true, Seinfeld was actually funny.

    • @neicielove
      @neicielove Před měsícem

      ​@@markherring3513friends ripped off another show too. Living Single

    • @des1877
      @des1877 Před měsícem +1

      friends more so ripped off living single…

  • @mhm4400
    @mhm4400 Před 2 měsíci +32

    I still watch Seinfeld to this day. This show brings a smile to me every time I watch it. I hope they can make something similar with Jerry in it.

    • @bluecollarlit
      @bluecollarlit Před měsícem +1

      He has a show on Netflix called "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee."

  • @OfficalBalascioFilms
    @OfficalBalascioFilms Před měsícem +4

    I wish more companies made advertisements like this. This is gold.

  • @alexrgee
    @alexrgee Před měsícem +17

    I love in true Jerry Seinfeld fashion, he really does not give a crap at all about any consequences.

  • @philpalmer4877
    @philpalmer4877 Před měsícem +22

    Been saying it since the first episode, Friends and NBC just took the whole premise from Seinfeld...and loved when George and Jerry referenced it on their show when they were writing the Jerry sitcom.

    • @Cedsoncole
      @Cedsoncole Před měsícem +6

      Actually they stole it from living single

    • @whatkaisaid
      @whatkaisaid Před měsícem +4

      They took Living Single.

    • @Cedsoncole
      @Cedsoncole Před měsícem

      @mikedavis8008 what ????

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 Před měsícem +1

      @@Cedsoncole Sure, someone had to steal the brilliant and unique idea of people living in New York and being single. Maybe all these shows are a rip off of Night Court.

    • @bluecollarlit
      @bluecollarlit Před měsícem

      All those shows are copied from "That Girl."

  • @pocscg
    @pocscg Před měsícem +2

    1st time ever clicking on an ad to see the full clip 😂😂😂😂Tarty looking like the muscle of the Mob💪🏾 😂😂

  • @johnbabcock003
    @johnbabcock003 Před 2 měsíci +29

    1:08 BRILLIANT line!

  • @Tom_from_Midtown
    @Tom_from_Midtown Před měsícem +7

    That Frankenstein joke is gold, Kelman, gold!

  • @benjaminlibertarianscorpio
    @benjaminlibertarianscorpio Před měsícem +7

    The best part about this video is that this guy is doing an impersonation of Jerry’s laugh right in front of him.

  • @shroomzzz
    @shroomzzz Před 2 měsíci +48

    Brilliant! Been a fan of Seinfeld and even Curb for DECADES. I still can't get enough Seinfeld!!!

  • @RobertoSiffredi-xy1nc
    @RobertoSiffredi-xy1nc Před měsícem +4

    Jerry is nonplussed by the 'correct' world and that is wonderful. I've watched 'Unfrosted' twice and it's like a breath of fresh comedic air.

    • @shelld1261
      @shelld1261 Před měsícem +1

      I was laughing so hard that I was crying 😂😂😂

    • @RobertoSiffredi-xy1nc
      @RobertoSiffredi-xy1nc Před měsícem +1

      @@shelld1261 Me too! I hope he has another project in the works because this one was a home run.

    • @shelld1261
      @shelld1261 Před měsícem +1

      @@RobertoSiffredi-xy1nc I hope so too. This movie was such good medicine for me. I would LOVE more!

  • @killyshoot9161
    @killyshoot9161 Před měsícem +8

    People In Pontiac’s eating pop tarts…… now that’s a show I can watch!

  • @jc2333
    @jc2333 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Jerry with the friends joke.

    • @FlyGuy2000
      @FlyGuy2000 Před měsícem +2

      He's been waiting 30 years to pull that one out of the hat.

  • @stevepeterson5943
    @stevepeterson5943 Před 2 měsíci +24

    I lost it at the Frankenstein bit, for some reason, i havent belly laughed like that in a while, he got me.
    Take that Mr Signfield, NOW who's Schmoopy?!!!!

    • @randomcsorely
      @randomcsorely Před měsícem +3

      I thought that was funny also, never realized he's wearing a sports coat.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien Před měsícem +3

      ​@@randomcsorely
      That's an old Seinfeld bit from his early stand-up days.

    • @anton4177
      @anton4177 Před měsícem +2

      There was a bit on Seinfeld about Frankenstein. Jerry went to see the newer version and didn’t like that Frankenstein wasn’t wearing a sport coat. Great stuff!

    • @yoyolebatteur
      @yoyolebatteur Před měsícem

      @stevepeterson5943 czcams.com/video/MNW6CFdjMo8/video.html

    • @themusicbook8679
      @themusicbook8679 Před měsícem

      @@charlie-obrien Thank you! I KNEW I'd heard this joke before!

  • @drakezen
    @drakezen Před 2 měsíci +17

    Love it. That was genius.

  • @mailelouie658
    @mailelouie658 Před 2 měsíci +16

    I’m so happy he ate unfrosted popTarts! My favorite!

  • @GabrielGarcia-yy9dk
    @GabrielGarcia-yy9dk Před měsícem +1

    The only advertisement I’ve ever cared about. Seriously hilarious and perfect and I really need some pop tarts now. Brown Sugar Cinnamon anyone?

  • @motivationtheoryrunning
    @motivationtheoryrunning Před měsícem +1

    I clicked on and advertisement to watch all of it. Brilliant Jerry, I tell ya brilliant!

  • @bobf346
    @bobf346 Před měsícem +5

    Geoff Pierson is comedy gold. Gold I tell ya.

  • @nlcrme
    @nlcrme Před měsícem +10

    Seriously, me and my brother just bought 10 boxes of Pop Tarts because of this movie and Jerry Seinfeld. He is 60 and I am 57 and I think both of us wanted to relive our childhood. I forgot how wonderful pop tarts are😢❤...this is not only delicious it brings back every sweet memory with every bite!
    By the way, for a delicious dessert I link to pop mine in the toaster and then spread salted butter on the non-ftosted side...it gives a salt and sweet taste with delicious melted butter that is just hard to describe but it is so good, especially with Strawberry, Cherry or Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Gnardog831
    @Gnardog831 Před měsícem +2

    It’s the “Did ya nowww?” for me 😂

  • @maxalbert8903
    @maxalbert8903 Před měsícem +6

    I tried pop tarts for the first time in Germany. Imported from America of course. I think there must be more red cream inside. Otherwise the taste is really good. Especially with the white layer on top.

  • @jocelynvarela2217
    @jocelynvarela2217 Před měsícem +1

    This is the best Ad I've ever seen and I hate Ads. Big kudos Pop Tarts

  • @stevesmith3033
    @stevesmith3033 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Man! This is when Jerry's at his best!

  • @afterimvge
    @afterimvge Před měsícem +9

    Remember when he was 40 sleeping with a minor 🥰🥰 he’s so silly

    • @blewin2011
      @blewin2011 Před měsícem

      Let me guess? You support Hamas.

    • @sepulcher8263
      @sepulcher8263 Před měsícem

      ​​@@blewin2011Let me guess, you support preying on underage girls.

  • @ThreeToesofFury
    @ThreeToesofFury Před měsícem +2

    this is beyond brilliant. cant stop laughing. well played Pop-Tarts...well played indeed.

  • @Emmapierson2
    @Emmapierson2 Před 2 měsíci +12

    This is hilarious

  • @visualonestudio
    @visualonestudio Před měsícem +3

    The president was the dad from "Happily Ever After"with the talking bunny.

  • @liamn.7664
    @liamn.7664 Před měsícem +7

    finally jerry stood up the “Friends” hype 💀

  • @Axiom-ug3js
    @Axiom-ug3js Před měsícem +1

    I love it! I laughed so hard I choked with the pop tart 😂

  • @Peppermintgrl4life
    @Peppermintgrl4life Před měsícem

    This is a VERY good ad! I even went to go watch the full thing because of how good it is!

  • @ZEUSTHEGODD
    @ZEUSTHEGODD Před měsícem

    The best commercial ever I subscribed 😊

  • @danielrhodes7520
    @danielrhodes7520 Před měsícem +1

    Thats how you make an ad! Now I’m hungry for pop tarts and have a new movie to watch

  • @mikebentz3048
    @mikebentz3048 Před 2 měsíci +21

    The Pop Tart should have stopped short.

    • @sharl5737
      @sharl5737 Před 2 měsíci +5

      😂😂😂

    • @richardounsworth4327
      @richardounsworth4327 Před 2 měsíci +5

      THAT'S MY MOVE!

    • @jabberwock6
      @jabberwock6 Před měsícem +1

      that's a good movie

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 Před měsícem +1

      Just one example of how some Seinfeld references, from a show I still watch & love, did NOT age well

  • @illiyuu-ez6go
    @illiyuu-ez6go Před měsícem +1

    i came here from shorts and decided to watch the whole video - i usually hate ads, this one is awesome

  • @TheoTheTimeTravelingMagician

    This, I can say without a doubt, is the best commercial ever

  • @mattpiscopo5408
    @mattpiscopo5408 Před měsícem

    This is the first advertisement I ever clicked onto actually see the full thing and I’m happy I did now I want pop tarts

  • @TheBrianV
    @TheBrianV Před měsícem +11

    What if we put Pop-Tarts into soup? Would that make it a meal?😮

  • @booyahinc
    @booyahinc Před 2 měsíci +12

    Unfrosted pop tarts are for people who prefer to butter them while they are hot

    • @stevepeterson5943
      @stevepeterson5943 Před 2 měsíci +1

      It's like his bit about Peeps.
      . . . They can't go stale cause they were never fresh.

    • @andyblanton6570
      @andyblanton6570 Před měsícem +1

      Have you ever put butter on a pop tart

    • @stevepeterson5943
      @stevepeterson5943 Před měsícem

      @@andyblanton6570 I do like to put a hat on a hat.

    • @AJKPenguin
      @AJKPenguin Před měsícem +1

      The country jack in me wants to try that.

    • @booyahinc
      @booyahinc Před měsícem

      @@andyblanton6570 it’s so frikkin good 🎵 have you ever put butter on a pop tart 🎵 if you haven’t then I think you should 🎵

  • @loki88_87
    @loki88_87 Před měsícem +1

    Best advertisement of the year.

  • @Slenderirl
    @Slenderirl Před měsícem +7

    Bro just give the fans 1 real Seinfeld episode already. They all want to do it, they even got in a cage and didn't have any lines sheesh!

    • @KantosRival
      @KantosRival Před měsícem

      We need something like a 6 episode series special

    • @saintlynnie4037
      @saintlynnie4037 Před měsícem

      Check out Troy Bond, he has a few modern Seinfeld skits that are hilarious

  • @atlantamx3
    @atlantamx3 Před měsícem +4

    This is unhinged AF. I love it.

    • @TheBrianV
      @TheBrianV Před měsícem

      Does adding the letters AF make you feel better😢

  • @Joeystoofast
    @Joeystoofast Před měsícem +1

    Well done, this is the only advertisement I actually came to watch lol

  • @LandonLovette
    @LandonLovette Před měsícem +1

    Pop-Tart marketing dept. has won the internet this month

  • @rakellcolotta3675
    @rakellcolotta3675 Před měsícem

    This is comedy Gold😂😂😂

  • @samrodriguez9653
    @samrodriguez9653 Před měsícem +4

    These Pop tarts are making me thirsty.

    • @007NowOnline
      @007NowOnline Před měsícem +1

      Wash it down with some "Bosco". 😂

  • @billymountiii5788
    @billymountiii5788 Před měsícem +1

    Honestly, I think this is definitely way more funnier than the actual Unfrosted movie

  • @anthonyromero4953
    @anthonyromero4953 Před měsícem +1

    I never thoight id see the day id want to click on an ad. Its working!!!

  • @tiberiussempronious6252
    @tiberiussempronious6252 Před měsícem +1

    Thats the best ad I've seen in a while. If pop tarts weren't gross I'd be tempted to buy some...

  • @Geraldine_Dinkins
    @Geraldine_Dinkins Před měsícem +2

    Mr. Seinfield. 😂😂😂

  • @LivingWaterEternal
    @LivingWaterEternal Před měsícem +7

    My mom made breakfast for me every morning. A hot chocolate and two cold pop-tarts!! Best childhood ever!!!!!

  • @treasurecoastentertainment686
    @treasurecoastentertainment686 Před měsícem +1

    This was hilarious. Best movie I've seen this year for sure

  • @Pyramid1974
    @Pyramid1974 Před měsícem +2

    How much better this would have been if at the end he said "thats a shame" instead of "i'll step out". lol

  • @MrHaydnSir
    @MrHaydnSir Před měsícem +1

    incredible PR spin on the whole thing - a great job all-round
    this is also the first thing i've ever seen Seinfeld in, never seen his show, stand-up, or Netflix series, i've also never ate a pop-tart either
    i couldn't feel more impartial

  • @janelleislove
    @janelleislove Před měsícem +1

    This is genius marketing. Laughed my ass off then bought pop tarts.

  • @danielmorales5901
    @danielmorales5901 Před měsícem +2

    This is peak advertising, I can’t lie pop tarts.

  • @Xiasaki
    @Xiasaki Před měsícem +1

    Good on you poptarts. Second time I’ve even sought out the rest of an ad

  • @ratiphi
    @ratiphi Před 2 měsíci +6

    Can’t wait to see this movie 😂

  • @camilaalimac2702
    @camilaalimac2702 Před měsícem +1

    Made me think about the pop tarts I got two months ago… craving them now.

  • @whatwouldbrianwilson
    @whatwouldbrianwilson Před měsícem +1

    Hilarious.
    Take that “Friends!”

  • @jojocuttzzhair_sometimez
    @jojocuttzzhair_sometimez Před měsícem

    I love this 😂

  • @jonneye
    @jonneye Před měsícem +1

    This is amazing

  • @jpassa9093
    @jpassa9093 Před měsícem +1

    First ad I’ve been interested in, this is how you advertise!

  • @jonneye
    @jonneye Před měsícem +2

    1:40 should’ve said “What’s the deal with Frankenstein?”

  • @jamesha175
    @jamesha175 Před měsícem +2

    LOL his lawyer's name is Tarty

  • @gregmiell3037
    @gregmiell3037 Před měsícem +1

    The Frankenstein joke was hilarious

  • @marklechman2225
    @marklechman2225 Před měsícem +1

    Dude can still make me laugh.👍

  • @fancierfig
    @fancierfig Před měsícem +1

    that short ad got me hooked wtf

  • @MrVegas-vm2kp
    @MrVegas-vm2kp Před měsícem +3

    I just saw him in Las Vegas 💯 AMAZING ! What wasn't amazing 😳 The $110.00 I paid for the two 8 oz plastic cups of Prosecco / fake champagne at the Caesars Palace bar right outside the theater door 😞 But the show .... It was " GOLD " Jerry ... Pure " GOLD " The best 😁

  • @Springer0077
    @Springer0077 Před měsícem +1

    This is literally the only time I’ve clicked to see a full add video 😂👍🏼

  • @mikedrewtv2994
    @mikedrewtv2994 Před měsícem

    That was amazing!!

  • @legoobear6810
    @legoobear6810 Před měsícem +1

    I’d actually watch this movie after this advertisement

  • @blairbrown4812
    @blairbrown4812 Před měsícem +1

    Props to Kellogg's. They could have Sued Jerry Seinfeld into oblivion, and quite frankly save the whole world a shit-ton of problems, given his recent heel turn ,but they chose to go the high road and show him what real comedy is all about. Mad respect. Subscribed.

    • @themusicbook8679
      @themusicbook8679 Před měsícem

      No, no they couldn't have sued him at all. It's just a gag. That's not how copyright works. You can make a comedy movie about anything you want. Parody and satire do not require permission. Jerry knows this, Kelloggs knows this, Post knows this. And did you seriously just say KELLOGGS showed Jerry SEINFELD what "real comedy" is all about? LMAO

  • @kayhey3426
    @kayhey3426 Před měsícem +4

    I like the Frankenstein joke.
    Maybe he could've said it funnier but still. Funny.

  • @zealazul9101
    @zealazul9101 Před měsícem +1

    I now wish I was watching this while eating a pop tart

  • @Chase_the_Great
    @Chase_the_Great Před měsícem +2

    This is 100% not the worst thing Jerry Seinfeld has done

  • @leejam5268
    @leejam5268 Před měsícem +1

    That Frankenstein joke was pretty solid

  • @sushilover6042
    @sushilover6042 Před měsícem +1

    Lmao love it

  • @persephoneszeliga
    @persephoneszeliga Před měsícem +1

    Now I want to watch it

  • @ape-san6037
    @ape-san6037 Před měsícem +1

    “like friends?” 😂😂

  • @epoc1091
    @epoc1091 Před měsícem +1

    The name “tarty” is wild 😂😂

  • @thalesofmiletus6162
    @thalesofmiletus6162 Před měsícem +1

    Please bring back root beer poptarts they haunt my every waking moment