Which souls NPC has the most DEATH DIALOGUE?
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- There was a lot less cryptic laughing than I expected, but much more tears... (ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵉˢ, ᴵ ᵉˣᶜˡᵘᵈᵉᵈ ᴬˡᵈᶦᵃ ˢᶦⁿᶜᵉ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ ᵇᵒˢˢ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᵃ ᵗʳᵘᵉ ⁿᵖᶜ)
FINAL SCOREBOARD
DS1 Most Words - Crestfallen Warrior = 14
DS2 Most Words- Felkin the Outcast = 9
DS3 Most Words- Forlorn Corvian Settler = 18
(death) NOTES: Some text is unsubbed in game, Crestfallens actual subs ignore one set of shabbys. Dark Souls 2 was real suprise. They are real unsocial they are when dying. Most have nothing, some will have a few words. Dark souls 1 has lots of lengthy ones. but some just have screams. And everyone has gotta share their life story in DS3.
(moss waifu) NOTES: UndeadFemaleMerchant has longest insult/injury in the series. Only other person who comes close is Patches in DS3, counting both the "attacked but not made hostile" & "attacked and made hostile" combined. I gotta give extra points to mosswaifu since she loops dat rant.
And a big thank you to my wonderful patreons, ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒʳᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿˢ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵖᶦᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵖʸʳᶦᵍʰᵗᵉᵈ ᵐᵘˢᶦᶜ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵐᵒˢˢ.
/ limitbreakers - Hry
The Moss Lady could have relit the First Flame with all the fire she’s spiting.
her cursing might even be responsible for the Undead Curse
Drug dealing old woman XD
Ok I think you need to call for grandson old man
Can we even kill her?
Oldman is just desperately trying to evade showing us the miracle build.
He cant keep getting away with it !!!!!!!!!
Clearly trying to drive us away, starting the show with Andre and Siegmeyer
@Impedit corpo um wtf lol
I know this is a big meme or w/e, but a viable miracle build has existed since the Ringed City came out. It's held in check by the existence of the Lightning-infused Lothric Shield, but it's still great against most opponents.
Where in the cinnamon toast fuck is it
I just wanted some moss.
None for us sadly
Homie want some of this common fruit?
O.o
Just.... Don't start commenting on 12 year old "trance" tracks, ok?
I'm literally seeing you pop up everywhere :)
Ah, well, small world, not?
I hit her by accident once
Hey you watch limit breakers!? Lol I love you both quite the surprise
Moss lady: "I have the longest death dialogue... BUT NOT FOR ME!"
pin this now
She litteraly assassinated him with words
Okay, this is pretty clever
could've tried using a bow
The character with the most death dialogue is me after I failed to kill Ornstein and Smough for the 80th time.
Ornstein and Smough are hard yes, but there is nothing harder than Artorias and Manus for a Sorcerer... being a magical glass cannon against enemies so fast, that deal so much damage and are resistant do magic truly is hard... BUT IT IS SOO COOL TO KILL NITO WITH THREE SPELL CASTS!
@@FriendlyArchpriest I killed artorias first time on a sorcery only build, it's not hard if you just know how to keep distance
@@FriendlyArchpriest I never owned the DLC for DS1, so O&S is still the hardest Dark Souls boss to me
Me writing a 20 page essay on why that death was the games fault, not mine
@@FriendlyArchpriest Sister Friede? Dark Souls 1 bosses are extremely tame by comparison. Bloodborne, DS3 and Sekiro have much harder bosses. Even Dark souls 2 has the fume knight. Ornstein and Smough are overrated af. They are not that hard.
"Have you heard the tragedy of Giantdad the wise? It's not a story the casuals would tell you." -Old Man
"Ironic. He could save others from leveling dex, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a cleric..."
He got back up and rekt them
The Legend never dies
It's official:
The Moss Merchant is the most powerful being in Dark Souls. She may not have a powerful weapon, but she doesn't need one when she can verbally destroy anyone who crosses her! She spits so many bars that she built herself a home out of them!
That explains the gate then....
I want to see oldman kill her with range just to find some death dialouge
HELP not the bars 😭😭😭😭😭
@@henrypaleveda7760 she just says "curse you" and fckin dies
@@BigOsmosis anti climactic, but they already put in enough bars to hold Smogh.
I get the impression this video was made just because of that one female hollow merchant in ds1 lol
Well your not wrong there
@@LimitBreakers you're*
Edit: I can officially say I've corrected limit breakers. Not on anything dark souls related, but no one needs to know this
@@deadhookerproductions1068 Don't shame his grammar. Miracle builds don't put points into INT.
@David Assébof Have you never made a grammatical mistake in your life? You must be a genius! How can I be as intelligent and successful as you oh great one?
Edit: Capital O is needed at the start of your sentence. There should be no space after brain and the question mark, furthermore there needs to be a space after the question mark for the ellipses (the three ...), ellipses and other punctuation cannot be joined.
@@MrMoreshoe But you want Int for your Dark Miracles!
When Solaire faced all those knights
:(
Dude that was legit emotional. Solaire is a total badass, it was painful to watch, but then moss lady and the greatest diss ever...
Brought tears to my eyes 😢
@@valandil988 the fuck
I felt awful listening to most of those, and then that rant just got me
In well over the past 11 years, I've never attacked the Undead Moss Merchant. That rant caught me so off guard I literally began to choke on my own spittle from how hard I was wheezing.
Wait that's fucking real??!!
@@jmorel42 yes all of it
Well guess I'm plugging the PS3 back in just to go experience this first hand!
It caught me so off guard i thought he got someone from like fiver to voice this part i didnt know it was actually in the game
I mistook her for an enemy hollow... on my second playthrough.
“You think you can get away with murder?”- Undead merchant
“Yes.”- Says the miracle build with Wrath of the Gods
Miracle build? You can't get away with murder if you can't kill anyone man
Having a lot of fun with a DSR faith build recently lol
@@SalvageET That's in DS3, in DS1 miracle builds were the messengers of death.
Seriously, WotG was as insultingly powerful as Dark Magic in DS1, which means that they were absurdly broken to the point of OHK almost any player in PvP (Giant Dads were an exception due to their insane amount of health) and destroy bosses easily
@@SalvageET this man clearly didn't play ds1
@@soedragons3582 thats not even counting the fact that it had facing rules for some fucking reason and dead angled.
"My Sun is setting"
Me: ds1 flashbacks
_"What have I done.."_
@@TiddyTwyster Stepped into a war with the cabal on mars, whether you wanted it or not.
My heart broke again watching these video tbh, if there was no joke at the end instead of admiring the cinematography I'd be on the floor, in the fetal position, crying and mumbling "I'm sorry, so sorry..."
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon.
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, don't leave me, not you, no again, please don't, don't leave me alone, no.."
Holy shit Grierat's dialogue made me so sad :(
Loretta was his mother, damn...
I don't know if he is also referring to another person as well as his mother, maybe he had a spouse. Could explain why he gave you the ring.
Yeah, it was heartbreaking. I'd never actually heard it before.
Also with the BGM
@@Just_Matty the ring warned one when danger was closed, he was trying to save her
Moss Merchant: “Die! Die! Die! Die a thousand times again!”
The Moss Merchant is the cause of the undead curse all along. Dark Souls was actually super easy until she got in the game and cursed all the players.
She was the original user of the dark soul all along
DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS
Funny considering she's one of the few sources of purging stones, which cure curse.
@@XxRobDeBobxX I choose to take that as proof. She cursed you and now she’s the only one who can cure it.
@@hkazu63 She's a fucking ruthless Souls capitalist
I can’t be the only one that noticed that Chosen Clone Undead used Charcoal Pine Resin to kill Siegmeyer because you can avoid crying while cutting onions using a knife near hot running water right?
_D E E P E S T L O R E_
@@Arrakiz666 Prepare to (not) Cry
ari I swear to god
This seems like an extended movie trailer.
- "You think you can get away with murder?!"
- YES
"I suppose you think you're special!"
Oh god, Solaire’s last stand was genuinely tragic ;-;
"Oh I'm dying? Good thing I remember the symposium and the death of Socrates, my favorite book, to recite at this occasion: Ahem ''Chapter one: Apollodorus and a friend..."
"Well, I suppose this means that I will not be able to find a cure for the illness that ails my sickly son. Although I am falling at a rapid rate from this bridge, I wish to convey my apologies to you for attacking you without engaging in a genial discussion on how we might work together to overcome the Dragonrot."
-Armor Man
Funny enough this is one of those famous mistranslations, in Japan, his dialogue is
''ROBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO''
Underrated comment. Wtf did I just read?
I read this three times and thought it was real twice
in other words, *R-*
Robert's not suffering from dragonrot. It's an undefined disease, but it can't be dragonrot. It's the only disease that makes no sense in this context.
I don't know why, but seeing peaceful NPCs get killed by the player in souls games just makes me sad. The fact that they are completely open to attack because they trust you and yet you hurt them anyway makes me feel guilty, even if I'm just watching a clip of someone else doing it
it's the sad music for me :c
Same, i was tearing up through the whole video until he got to the moss lady and then i burst out laughing, lol.
Not to mention in a world as depressing as dark souls, being friendly and having a positive outlook is all the rarer. You're snuffing out that 1 in a million candle
Yep Bloodborne npcs don't play that ish.
Like the betrayel kills in undertale lmao
Old Man still Old Mad holding forever his grudge against Dark Souls 2 for the failures and eventual suicides of his grandkids, the Helicopter Men.
Wait... _Men?_ Multiple?
@@Arrakiz666 oh, the furtive helicopter men.....So easily forgotten........
Solaire’s scene is really well done and it make the meme so much better.
Jesus Christ this went from sad to hilarious in a heartbeat. The pointing down at Grierat, Anakin saying “I hate you!” as a picture of Dark Souls 2 burns, the moss merchant…
Dude did you really point down greirat? That is the most violent act I've ever seen
It's FighterPl's fault.
thievery is punished by death
Pointing down friendly npcs should be illegal. Cancel LB
Sometimes I go on runs where I just kill every NPC in the way, then point down and throw shit at them. I am indeed evil.
Greirat didn’t deserve this
Okay but Siegmeyer’s death whelp genuinely made me tear up
His, Solaire and Greirat’s made me really sad
@@kuranokyonshi Greirat was oddly enough one of my favorite characters, and I was happy I kept him alive so seeing him die there made me tear up a bit.
The closer we get to elden ring, the more useless the information becomes
Zullie: challenge accepted
Can't wait to climb that big ass tree
@@fourcrippledhorses "what's under all female characters skirts on the saga"
By cutting that specific onion, you not only made yourself cry, but the whole world watching as well.
RIP in peace mr. Onion man
I refuse to die until u release the viable miracle build Old man!
He can't release something that doesn't exist.
Download the Convergence Mod .
Miracles builds are simply amazing
@@Miranox2 If Elden Ring exist then the miracle build must exist too
@@aifos5171 Even dragons use miracles now, the answer to a viable miracle build *must* be in elden ring
SL120 40 str 60 fth and you allocate the other attributes, use blessed lothric knight greatsword for like 717 AR
Or heavy infuse it and buff it with lightning weapon for similar damage output
Lightning Arrow and Sunlight Spear optional I guess
Tears is pretty useful as well
How about the longest “killing you” dialogue. A lot of times NPC’s like to have a good giggle at you after killing you for the tenth time.
I have questions about Ladders. Each game has at least 1 comically long ladder, but which one has the longest? Which game takes the longest time to climb the longest ladder? Which game takes the longest time to fall down the longest ladder? And is there a Mod that plays Snake Eater when you climb these ladders?
Tell me about the ladders limit... I'm begging you
GIVE US WHAT WE WANT LIMIT-BREAKERS, DO IT!
old but isnt it the one in ariandel at the bottom?
... what a thrill...
I want to know this too
Rap goddess undead merchant lady. Spittin' bars from behind bars!
That solaire one got me in tears.
Andre's death hurt the most, he's the one guy who reached the end of the world by being a decent guy
i dont think he is just one person... there are others exactly like him made out of stone... so there are either statues of him scattered around, oer there is something else going on
@@vittocrazi The weird statues might be leftover from when Andre originally had a larger role in the story in early development
"A Warrior of the Sun will not just sit and take it!"
A single tear went down my cheek
FINALLY MY OLD WAIFU IS BACK
Old man?
_A most excellent choice sire._
@@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 Maybe it's the merchant
Damn star wars music actually made this sad lol.
No matter how shitposty the content is, I can't help but get emotional. John Williams is just too powerful.
I like how the characters drop lore bits on death. From really goes out of its way. Also nice cinematography. Killing solaire in that location was cool.
Plus it adds as a fun nod to the "Carthus Sandworm is Solaire" shitpost theory x)
I curled up in the corner of my room from shame when by accident, I once hit that undead lady selling moss. Good Lord, that woman can verbally abuse you more than any physical pain you could ever dream of hahahahahahahahaha
*Wearing Solaire’s helm for the FashionSouls*
But who would DARE hurt the Sunbro?
Old man useless facts would, apparently.
Bugs
I’ll kill all if I have to and I won’t get sad since some would like eternal rest
Well you can actually get his gear without killing him if you do his whole storyline correctly lol. But it takes a little bit of time to do.
@@Drodrik15 wait what? Where do you find his set after saving him?
THE LEGENDS SPOKE OF HIS RETURN
It's been 1354 days since we where promised a miracle build. It's been so long even dragons can throw lightning now.
3:16 the SM64 soundclip really sold that line, well done little skeleton!
0:56 SO THE BONE IS FROM HIS MOTHER ??!!
The lore is so deep that I figure things out in random videos on youtube 5 years later.
Am i the only one who find moss lady voice calming and her cursing adorable? 😂
2:21 this has to be one of the most epic scenes I've seen in my life
2:47 Moss Undead Merchant: Curse the fiends! And the children of their children forever true!
Where's the miracle build Old Man?
Also, YAY! MORE USELESS DATA, i really love it
The miracle build is just a melee build with enough stats to use tears of denial, and maybe throw in force well your at it.
Npc: Embraces cold, unfeeling death while uttering their last words to an unforgiving world.
Chosen Undead: Memes and Point Downs.
The whole video was great, but editing for the moss merchant monologue was amazing. Watching this was truly a rollercoaster of emotions; going from sadness, to surprise, to laughter.
3:33 The Default Dancing Ashen One in the back.
Thank you for your diligent experiments during our long wait for Elden Ring, sir
Then you leave me no choice.
-Solaire Kenobi
I legit thought you hired a VA at first.
This shit is insane.
"How to cut onions without crying "
You can't
"My dear little Lin..."
*aggresively reports video for brutal assault*
2:04 ok this is the best joke about dark souls I ever heard. Hands down, this was absolut genius
I remember accidently hitting her ages ago back in the ol'360 days. Legitimately couldn't believe the amount of dialogue she had. She's just a moss enthusiast like!
I hit her on accident once when returning from my desktop. She makes you feel sooooo bad about it.
The moss lady is my favorite NPC in all of Dark Souls ngl and this perfectly explains why
The moss lady just straight up linked the fire with her sick burn
We need the Miracle build old man, before the giants are entirely upon us
the fact that executing order 66 involves the murder of patches implies that he was secretly a jedi
So this is the origins on how sunbro became a giant worm.
Now we're getting at what really matters
Animator: *Makes death animation for moss girl*
Miyazaki: 3:02
I cried, This video has harmed an old souls vet's soul.
I was watching for 2 minutes before I realized this was a new video. Keep up the good work.
I’m just reminded yet again how flawless that star wars music is.
I count 6 bodies by solaire during the start of his last stand. Therefore, he took at least 6 of these monsters with him when he died, putting up the most fight put of all the NPCs in this video.
"Et tu, brutus?" I literally started crying from the very beginning :(
God, I almost cried why the fuck did you kill our precious Solaire ?
Wait a moment, I thought Solaire also said "it's dark, so dark"???
Also, Ciaran should get an honorable mention. Remember there are a lot of NPCs like her and I believe Leonhard as well who have death dialogue that doesn't show up on subtitles!
Solaire says "it's dark, so dark" when you kill him in the demon ruins at the end of his questline, if you kill him in any other part of the game he has another dialogue
Wow, I actually started tearing up at solaire. Didn't expect that to hit me so hard.
“Ray, when someone sells you a moss you say, YES!! “
-Ghostbusters
Female Undead Merchant rant is one of my favorite moments in the entire Souls series, I'm glad it finally got such beautiful recognition.
Pretty sure this whole video was just an excuse to do that animation sequence and it's glorious.
Here's a useless observation, in Darks Souls 3 when you have crystal soulmass and press the block button, the soulmass twitches in sync
its because soulmasses follow your head so when your head moves down slightly in thr block animation the soulmasses twitch a bit
Solaire’s death felt like the fall of Reach… he knew he the odds were against him, but chose to stand and fight- as a true warrior of the sun.
You are the finest editor on all of CZcams
Truly one of the best. It's kinda nuts how he's dedicated to the goof.
@@labmem004 Hollywood needs to give this man a call. I’m not even playin. The dude is legit talented.
Step aside Firekeeper.
Unnamed undead female merchant is the true waifu. Find a girl that laugh and slurps when spoken just like her.
The part with Solaire was amazing..
Can we quickly talk about the Forlon Corvian Settler?
He is so willingly sacrificing himself just for the painted world to finally burn away, what a pure soul, I feel bad for him :(
I have to rewatch this all the time, that editing is way too good xD
Top 3 saddest deaths in ds1:
1. Solaire
2. Siegmeyer
3. Giant Blacksmith
Everyone shits on Ds2 but Ds2 is unbeaten in 1 thing : FashionSouls
No, two things: fashion souls as you said and build diversity.
@@knightartorias746 >dark souls 2
>build diversity
Fashion souls is one thing but level design and gameplay is somewhat more important.
@@ludeviguelemody863 and gameplay wise is a big improvement over ds1. "level design" may be less interconnected, but its still more vast and pretty
in the beginning there was fashion
and then came the Havelsauruses and started the Age of Poise
The last bit is without a doubt the most intense moment in gaming
Some of the best editing I've seen in a while🤣🤣
Limit Breakers... The scene with Solaire was beautiful, it brought a tear to my eye
Thanks for the video love it
That was heartbreaking. Thank you.
Hey oldman, I've got a question for you
What is the maximum amount of souls you can get in Dark Souls 2 without using ascetics or Company of Champions? (As, you know, the enemies stop respawning after you kill them a certain amount of times)
I'm pretty sure that there are some enemies that don't stop respawning, so the amount is still infinite.
@@Arrakiz666 No, I'm pretty sure every enemy eventually stops respawning though I am not sure
@@alfalldoot6715 weird, DS2 wikidot says that all normal enemies stop respawning after you kill them enough, but i dont feel like i ever COMPLETELY depopulated an area of enemies like that
@@ConstrictorDevlin I did, on my first playthrough at Heide's Tower of Flame, the dragon (scholar of the first sin exclusive) gave me a hard time, but I also really liked the other enemies and felt like farming some level ups, so I could powerstance two greatswords. So I completely emptied the area for I believe about 800 thousand souls (with the silver serpent ring), got a lot of levels and finally bodied the dragon with full health, full estus and (I believe) two bastard swords :D
Also, on multiple occasions, when an area was giving me a hard time overall I'd consistently find that the first few enemies or rather all enemies leading up to my first few deaths in the area would all disappear at the same time, which had a very noticeable impact the first time I fought my way through no man's wharf.
You can go to NG+ to respawn all the enemies, so it must be infinite. I don't know if it's infinite in a single NG cycle though.
Hawkood the Deserter is tied with the corvian settler at 18 words, if you kill him at Firelink Shrine.
Bro this is absolutely amazing
I watched this video a couple of times. And it's just perfect. Especially the thumbnail
gotta admit, up until 2:40 this has been one of the saddest souls videos i've ever seen, RIP everyone :c
this was a real emotional rollercoaster
Incredible video, i loved it!
That point down from one guy on Solaire made it even sadder.
3:42 i fucking lost it, so did she