No One Likes Trump's Latest Shutdown Offer: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Trump's speech about the government shutdown and the deal he offered that both Democrats and hard- line conservatives have rejected.
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  • @Ritapita73
    @Ritapita73 Před 5 lety +1037

    This has become my nightly coping mechanism. Thank you Seth.

    • @Gravelark
      @Gravelark Před 5 lety +12

      Ritapita73 same!

    • @DoctorHver
      @DoctorHver Před 5 lety +24

      I''m not American and I have to say the same.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 5 lety +17

      Seth is the greatest.
      Happy MLK Jr. day

    • @bushidotestu1997
      @bushidotestu1997 Před 5 lety +8

      Mines either Trevor Noah or John Oliver

    • @iliya1933
      @iliya1933 Před 5 lety +3

      I think maybe only two of his jokes have ever made me laugh even a little, but it’s still the same for me, a part of my nightly routine that I actively seek out.

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone Před 5 lety +89

    Trump making political decision based on what he see's on Fox should disqualify him from office.

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 Před 5 lety +2

      I'm starting to wonder who's in charge, the president or Fox News?

    • @Noises
      @Noises Před 5 lety +2

      Just like to point out to all the nationalists, Fox is owned by a migrant.

    • @rookie1178
      @rookie1178 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Noises Except he's a white male so he's exempt from all their outrage.

    • @beckyguelette5114
      @beckyguelette5114 Před 5 lety +1

      We'll ask president Coulter and v.p.limbaugh about that.

    • @tammytruthout8465
      @tammytruthout8465 Před 5 lety

      @Janet Bensler, you haven't been paying attention. Keep drinking that Orange Kool aid.

  • @hugonnava
    @hugonnava Před 5 lety +110

    "I have heart," then don't have affairs while your wife is pregnant.

    • @joannestalder8163
      @joannestalder8163 Před 5 lety

      You should see what Tazz Cortez thinks about Trump's sexual standards- like it was funny to brag about grabbing women... it's a hoot!

    • @all-knowing
      @all-knowing Před 4 lety

      He's a heartless and brainless dick!

  • @albinoshamrock8871
    @albinoshamrock8871 Před 5 lety +76

    My new favorite computer game "Where in The World is Mitch McConnell?" is pretty fun. You have to search every federal building on Capitol Hill looking for Mitch, and there's so many decoys and puzzles to trick you. I thought I caught him in one of the cloak rooms, but it just turned out to be a dead tortoise.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 Před 5 lety +3

      That'd be a cool app game if someone developed it and the profits went to the federal workers

    • @songyani3992
      @songyani3992 Před 5 lety +2

      Ikallicrates please,do not insult tortoise

    • @surrealfarm
      @surrealfarm Před 5 lety +1

      Unfortunately for us Kentuckians, he went back to Kentucky to hide.

  • @ARQ93
    @ARQ93 Před 5 lety +473

    Damn, she really did that? She put mitch on blast. I was very skeptical of this girl, but she straight up showed the american people that dude ain't working, he isn't even at work, but he still gets paid. Smh

    • @jpturner9452
      @jpturner9452 Před 5 lety +1

      Oh you mean the twenty Demorats that we're going on a world tour in the middle of a shutdown? Lol. You are stupid

    • @jpturner9452
      @jpturner9452 Před 5 lety

      @Susan Nilsen Another libtard...

    • @jonsnor4313
      @jonsnor4313 Před 5 lety +18

      And that he doesnt care about american jobs.

    • @Avenger222
      @Avenger222 Před 5 lety +58

      @@jpturner9452 World tour to get 800k people their jobs back? Hell yeah. At least they're doing something about it 😊.
      Also, name calling isn't an argument, my dude 😂.

    • @yourfriend9018
      @yourfriend9018 Před 5 lety +43

      Jp Turner It’s called foreign policy and visiting the troops it’s called productive important and just about the only worthwhile thing to do during a shutdown

  • @MayberryRebel
    @MayberryRebel Před 5 lety +73

    If I were ever to put money on "Where's Mitch McConnell?", "Running away from a Latina woman" probably makes a safe bet any day.

  • @JorgeRamos-ix1jm
    @JorgeRamos-ix1jm Před 5 lety +22

    Where is Mitch? Awesome!!! Hiding in his shell.

  • @The_Mask
    @The_Mask Před 5 lety +30

    Hey! As a Transylvanian, I can totally say we're a LOT better than Donald's kids. Let's be nice, please.

  • @whiterabbit3759
    @whiterabbit3759 Před 5 lety +174

    Never trust an impostor who went bankrupt 6!!! times

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 Před 5 lety +7

      And who dodged the draft 5 times. Imposter indeed.

    • @gweasley
      @gweasley Před 5 lety +6

      And is clearly running the country like he runs his businesses 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @nelsonth
      @nelsonth Před 5 lety

      Nah, he just probably lied to avoid paying taxes

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler Před 5 lety +1

      Imposter? No indeed... he is definitely the guy who went bankrupt 6 times and dodged the draft 5. ;) And doesn't pay his taxes...

    • @phoenixmichaels
      @phoenixmichaels Před 5 lety

      +White Rabbit And yet he has a net worth of $3B+ while you're hand to mouth. Oh wait, it's an IMPOSTER $3B, POSING as real money.

  • @ghadafihussein
    @ghadafihussein Před 5 lety +351

    This is a Mitch-hunt.

    • @Paingod420
      @Paingod420 Před 5 lety +6

      I'm dead

    • @vivianperino5006
      @vivianperino5006 Před 5 lety +2

      Kevo Karanja ...Where’s Waldo? Where’s Mitch! ? 🔎🔦👓⁉️‼️❔❓

    • @shugga607
      @shugga607 Před 5 lety +2

      Stealing 😉👏👏👏

    • @laneeric
      @laneeric Před 5 lety +6

      @Kevo Karanja I think you misspelled "Mitch", you're missing a "B".

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler Před 5 lety +2

      Thank you. You win all the taquitos in my pocket. I needed that laugh so freaking much... especially after this video.

  • @mehjones8008
    @mehjones8008 Před 5 lety +14

    Excellent editing of Trumps gulping air but I pity the poor person who had to put it together

  • @RiggingDoctor
    @RiggingDoctor Před 5 lety +233

    Loved the split screen!

    • @zeitGGeist
      @zeitGGeist Před 5 lety +3

      If you plan on commenting on every Liberal American video, you should make your name less dumb

    • @RiggingDoctor
      @RiggingDoctor Před 5 lety +13

      zeitGGeist we’re sailing the world and for the last year, the news I’ve been getting is what Europe has been covering on the US. Surprise! It’s more than we cover on the rest of the world.
      Second surprise! It’s not very good news that they see of the US. Shootings, corruption, bombings, more shootings. It’s a wonderful image that we portray to the rest of the world.
      If only we had real people in power and not political puppets, but in that case, we wouldn’t have career politicians either.
      The world just seems like it’s going to hell in a hand basket, so my wife and I are sailing the world and not relying on anyone else. We have become removed from society and that had made us outside observers. It sure looks different once you get a good look at the whole situation.
      Oh, and my name: I’m a rigger and a doctor. We just crossed the Atlantic without any fossil fuels. We are sailing the world without all the environmental impacts of using things like motors. I guess that makes us hippies, but I don’t care much for labels. I think people should just be people.

    • @RJkania123
      @RJkania123 Před 5 lety +2

      Rigging Doctor 😂😂😂

    • @scremped
      @scremped Před 5 lety +1

      If you have a mic you can drop in the ocean go ahead and do it. Because BOOM!

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 Před 5 lety +3

      I’m surprised Manafort didn’t think of it during Schmucko’s campaign!

  • @lectorj
    @lectorj Před 5 lety +22

    The split screen is hilarious. I'm surprised I didnt think of that. They should do that way more.

  • @mamavoudou1402
    @mamavoudou1402 Před 5 lety +114

    Did you check in the men's room? He was probably standing on the toilet hoping no one would find him there.

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler Před 5 lety +1

      Or in the toilet trying to flush himself down it... Or sitting on the seat inflating his neck pouch.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply Před 5 lety +2

      Turtles need hydration too.

    • @BricksIn
      @BricksIn Před 5 lety +1

      I used to do that every 20 minutes when I worked customer service for Verizon.

    • @justacinnamonbun8658
      @justacinnamonbun8658 Před 5 lety

      @@BeeWhistler Yeah I was gonna say maybe someone flushed him.

  • @sohello123
    @sohello123 Před 5 lety +19

    Can these shows stop showing Trump's revolting face in the corner for the entire segment?

    • @davidzachmeyer1957
      @davidzachmeyer1957 Před 5 lety

      His face is revolting, but the gigantic neck wattle is absolutely horrendous. Only neck wattle in the world that has a camel toe.

  • @angelabluebird609
    @angelabluebird609 Před 5 lety +9

    People are e mailing, calling their reps, along with their, "reps," to speak up in support of the Mueller investigations, to end the tantrum shut down over a vanity wall and in objection to McConnell refusing to bring the Work of the People to our Senate Floor so our Senators can
    V O T E. We can all do this, and ask our friends and families to do the same.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 Před 5 lety +384

    _Where's Mitch?:_ The lesser-known, more politically-charged version of _Where's Waldo?_

    • @cellonpot
      @cellonpot Před 5 lety +6

      #wheresmitch
      Out digging the grave of democracy
      www.nybooks.com/articles/2018/10/25/suffocation-of-democracy/

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +12

      Oh, he's easily found. But you're going to need to give Trump a colonoscopy first.

    • @chicarbiomed
      @chicarbiomed Před 5 lety +3

      saw him in a pond out back, hiding under a tattered copy of the constitution.

    • @imaimeemiami7480
      @imaimeemiami7480 Před 5 lety +4

      He's hard to find because he's always in a crowd of super-white old guys.

    • @chicarbiomed
      @chicarbiomed Před 5 lety +5

      me: Look, a family with free healthcare!
      :: waits 5 seconds ::
      Mitch comes scrambling around the corner, soggy and still covered in swamp moss, ready throw them back in to crushing poverty.
      GOTTEM!

  • @PlatoonGoon
    @PlatoonGoon Před 5 lety +402

    America is looking to comedians for input now instead of our politicians.

    • @Ghosthead83
      @Ghosthead83 Před 5 lety +28

      You because the Republican's are a joke. At least comedians are funny in a good way.

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 Před 5 lety +8

      Would you rather have a comic twist of the tragedy that is US politics?

    • @boriscat1999
      @boriscat1999 Před 5 lety +21

      Asking politicians to teach you about politicians is the biggest mistake one could make.

    • @Ghosthead83
      @Ghosthead83 Před 5 lety +2

      @@boriscat1999 Absolutely.

    • @danielsparrow3767
      @danielsparrow3767 Před 5 lety +9

      politicians are bigger clowns than comedians so whats the fuss

  • @xSUBIACOx
    @xSUBIACOx Před 5 lety +21

    The last time Mitch McConnell stuck his neck out was for a fresh piece of lettuce.

  • @Zackapo
    @Zackapo Před 5 lety +12

    AOC is badass.

  • @Ghosthead83
    @Ghosthead83 Před 5 lety +249

    Go Cortez. She's gonna kick the Republican's ass! Who says women can't be strong?

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 Před 5 lety +6

      ocasio. and nobody said women cant be strong. in fact there's quite a few examples of strong women.

    • @Ghosthead83
      @Ghosthead83 Před 5 lety +4

      @@sabin97 I know. But there are tons of masogoystic men out there that feel that way, unfortunately.

    • @bigtreesfall
      @bigtreesfall Před 5 lety +4

      sabin97 .....lol at "quite a few" ....
      Theres A TON with a phenomenal example in Ocasio who, apparently, has bigger balls then the men in DC.
      Just wanted to stress that.

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 Před 5 lety

      @@bigtreesfall
      you do know what "quite a few" means, dont you?
      i've noticed the monoglots of usa tend not to have a very good grasp of english.
      i really doubt she has balls, seems to be a female.
      and i know you mean it figuratively, and i also doubt that's true.
      she might have bigger balls than you and a few of your fellow anglos, but not many.

    • @dewmontain123
      @dewmontain123 Před 5 lety

      okay then. stop being so much against men, real hard working, respectful men. feminism. psh unreal

  • @rosenbaum75
    @rosenbaum75 Před 5 lety +32

    Mitch is hiding in his turtle shell

  • @kymo1234
    @kymo1234 Před 5 lety +4

    So his Tennessee rally (1:38) was in the Gaylord Opryland convention centre? 😅

  • @ThatLaloBoy
    @ThatLaloBoy Před 5 lety +28

    I might not agree with all of Ocasio-Cortez's policies, but damn is it a nice breath of fresh air to see someone as passionate as her about her job. Regardless of what side of the political line you are, I think we can agree that we need more of that energy in the government.

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 Před 5 lety

      Eduardo Quintero
      You only see it on tv because the media is pushing her.
      Other politicians work without cameras.
      This is nothing but a media hype.

    • @darylb4473
      @darylb4473 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Celisar1 You only see it on TV because she is making a lot of noise about it. which is just the way of the future. we live in 24/7 news post trump world. politicians do a lot of work off cameras her included but it is good to see young politicians asking the right questions. where the hell is mitch?

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 Před 5 lety

      Daryl B
      You just repeated my point: Yes, she is making a lot of noise and the media is hyping her- and I don’t care for either.
      I prefer substance over media hype.
      I bet lots of Democrats are working on opening the government again but unlike AOC they don’t need and/or want cameras following them constantly.

    • @darylb4473
      @darylb4473 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Celisar1 She can't control the media hype. Also getting the word out there needs to be more important than your delicate sensibilities. Tim Caine tried to get a vote in senate and Mitch Blocked it guess what that was also televised. Mitch needs to be asked some real questions and taped so the world can see his answers because the government shutdown is a child's tantrum and he and the senate can stop it but seems to be enjoying watching the tantrum play out. Seems he is afraid that by stepping up it would put him in the tantrum's path of self-destruction.

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 Před 5 lety

      Daryl B
      What delicate sensibilities, moron?
      People like you fall prey to media hypes bc. you lack critical thinking, that’s why people like me are concerned.
      Of course she can avoid that media hype but instead she uses it for her benefit at every opportunity.
      Or did you think the cameras were there uninvited and unwelcome? 🤦‍♂️

  • @SydneySutterKolinkBattler
    @SydneySutterKolinkBattler Před 5 lety +67

    "Sorry boys, back to Transylvania."
    FATHER, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    • @toddvandell85
      @toddvandell85 Před 5 lety +3

      Kolink Battler
      I know, right?
      Reminds me of that meme of Obama and Biden talking after Trump won the election:
      Obama: "Did you HAVE to tell him you liked his sons in "Twilight"?
      Biden: "It's what I do."

  • @datawizard130
    @datawizard130 Před 5 lety +556

    Nixon: At least nobody remembers my presidency!

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 5 lety +58

      At least he was self-aware enough to resign.... and he wasn't an agent for a hostile foreign power...

    • @Popsjoernalist
      @Popsjoernalist Před 5 lety +3

      @@kimberlys8422 ... yet... *DUN DUN DUUUUUUN*

    • @Hero1922
      @Hero1922 Před 5 lety +3

      Quoting futurama
      Aroooooooooooo
      @@Popsjoernalist

    • @wynstansmom829
      @wynstansmom829 Před 5 lety +7

      I do, and now I really miss you.

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 Před 5 lety +1

      @@wynstansmom829
      Yes YES

  • @noobtuber9625
    @noobtuber9625 Před 5 lety +2

    We need more young people in the government like this woman right here full of energy and will to get things done!

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 Před 5 lety +289

    I never followed politics when Obama was president, but damn it I’m missing Obama.

    • @sandyz9087
      @sandyz9087 Před 5 lety +9

      I understand. But me not so much, after following AOC and the Justice Democrats and knowing Bernie is gonna run in 2020. Those are actual progressives...

    • @judthchrismon3345
      @judthchrismon3345 Před 5 lety +29

      I did follow Pres. Obama & if he did anything Trump has done he would have been impeached, from the p#$$@ tape to this month of shut-downs. He would have been "outta there".

    • @glennhodges2113
      @glennhodges2113 Před 5 lety +4

      I know a lot of people that think what everyone tells them to think that say all the same things. Well guess what like 95 percent of Americans living close to these borders agree with better border barriers and more of them. I never thought people would have such moosh brains that's they can say a barrier is immoral lol. Why do you have walls and a fence around your house ? To keep people you don't want out. What is so inhumane about making people come to America legally? People are going way to far and the only reason anyone is against it is because it's Trump putting it forward. Yet any other little man or woman in blue can make up some stupid reason to cry about him they jump on the pity bus. Better build a boat because I forecast massive floods from all the tears of leftist finger pointers and moral justice tyrants.

    • @albertbantug8703
      @albertbantug8703 Před 5 lety +6

      @@glennhodges2113 Care to cite that 95% number from a statistically significant poll? Cuz I call bullshit.

    • @herbertcamacho1461
      @herbertcamacho1461 Před 5 lety

      The good ole days of More Wars, Banker bail-outs, and corrupt healthcare laws.
      Gaddafi was right.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Před 5 lety +37

    Did anyone look for Mitch inside his shell?

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +51

    Of course no one likes Trump's latest offer. It sounds like a ransom note!

    • @justacinnamonbun8658
      @justacinnamonbun8658 Před 5 lety +3

      He's like.... "Bring 5.6 BILLION DOLLARS to the airport..... no police..... or I shoot.... once you bring me the money, I will spare the lives of your parents.... but only for a little while..... you have 3 years to come up with the other 20 billion!!!..... buhahahahahaha" *hangs up phone*

    • @justacinnamonbun8658
      @justacinnamonbun8658 Před 5 lety

      @@jamescollier3 I don't mind a wall, as long as Mexico pays for it. He's lied every step of the way about that, and the people that follow him like they'd follow him off a cliff, don't care that he's a liar because they are morally bankrupt themselves. #FactsOfLife

  • @kingnobody8539
    @kingnobody8539 Před 5 lety +4

    Those oxygen inhalation bits was funny as hell......🤙🏿

  • @tatubert8210
    @tatubert8210 Před 5 lety +11

    Just one other thought .. mitch mcconnell is much too old to be running the Senate .. he needs to retire ... since he likes to hide .. just send him to a nice quiet place where no one knows he is .. I think he would love that!!

  • @lumpyspaceprincess8338
    @lumpyspaceprincess8338 Před 5 lety +84

    GUYS CALM DOWN. Mitch is just hiding out munching on all of our recalled lettuce.

    • @TooBadThatDidntKillMe
      @TooBadThatDidntKillMe Před 5 lety +8

      Romaine I hope.

    • @hopesprings4155
      @hopesprings4155 Před 5 lety +6

      Insignificant360 tainted romaine, I hope

    • @AndrewGrant42
      @AndrewGrant42 Před 5 lety

      What recalled lettuce? Food inspectors are all on furlough during the shutdown.

    • @lumpyspaceprincess8338
      @lumpyspaceprincess8338 Před 5 lety

      Andrew Grant Uh? Seriously? Yeah everyone knows that Andrew. Some DON'T seem to know we had a massive recall before that ( cough cough)

  • @lismartin8060
    @lismartin8060 Před 5 lety +174

    Was anyone else creeped out by Trump sniffing and snorting noises? Eww!

    • @justacinnamonbun8658
      @justacinnamonbun8658 Před 5 lety +11

      That's probably how he breaths when he's on top of a woman having sex... Stormy Daniels would know. All the while his white chest hairs and the smell of dollar cologne probably doesn't help either, as you gaze into his mouth and check out those dentures, he probably only has a few real teeth left at this age. And if he just had a KFC meal, his breath probably taste like frying oil. Should I continue?? bahahahahahaha

    • @shugga607
      @shugga607 Před 5 lety +1

      🙌🙄🙌🙌

    • @rben3692
      @rben3692 Před 5 lety +4

      @@justacinnamonbun8658 I threw up a little just reading that!😬

    • @davenorth8922
      @davenorth8922 Před 5 lety +3

      cocaine.

    • @feebeedoc78
      @feebeedoc78 Před 5 lety +2

      Leonel Ventura
      For the love of all that’s good in the world, please don’t 😂

  • @ownthevoid
    @ownthevoid Před 5 lety +1

    I’m tired of all of this division in between the two parties.. the calling liberals “libtards” and vice versa. It’s ridiculous that everyone generalizes the whole other party as the few ignorant ones.

  • @WillDanceAlone2U
    @WillDanceAlone2U Před 5 lety

    Seth, you hit it on the head every night, every line. Thank you for keeping me sober. Congratulations to you and you team..

  • @masterGAWK9
    @masterGAWK9 Před 5 lety +115

    Now I get it what's wrong with the president. All of that deep breathing is a sign that he's not getting enough oxygen to his brain and carbon dioxide has built up causing him to ramble incoherently.

  • @fishofmocking3096
    @fishofmocking3096 Před 5 lety +112

    “That sounded like the first twenty minutes of a movie about Pablo Escobar” 😂

  • @rainyjreads
    @rainyjreads Před 5 lety

    My favorite part of your shows. Thank you!

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 Před 5 lety +16

    Lol that's just Trump sniffing out all the Cheeseburgers in the Room 0:30

    • @ThemeParkDaze
      @ThemeParkDaze Před 5 lety +1

      Jarid Gaming you mean hamberders

    • @jdarchie777
      @jdarchie777 Před 5 lety

      The only cheeseburger I'm willing to give the president is the one from farcry 5.

    • @daveobi2718
      @daveobi2718 Před 5 lety

      After Trump uses the bathroom the white house will be shutdown due to hamberders.

    • @Tracymmo
      @Tracymmo Před 5 lety

      Adderall hamberders

  • @johnhankey3058
    @johnhankey3058 Před 5 lety +28

    WOO! DAMN Alexandria is amazing! Dunno that I've ever seen a politician that motivated to get something done. Hell, I can count on one hand how many people I've met who are that motivated. She certainly seems to be a blessing to the democratic party and America

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 Před 5 lety

      john hankey
      This is a media hype and nothing else.
      Do you honestly think politicians who are not followed by cameras and not shown on tv do less?

    • @johnhankey3058
      @johnhankey3058 Před 5 lety

      @@Celisar1 I'm not necessarily saying they do less, rather that they are less motivated about doing it or less energetic. At the very least you can't say it's common to see a politician act like that on camera about their work

    • @darylb4473
      @darylb4473 Před 5 lety

      @S S . If Mitch allowed the vote they could have the government opened in a day. yeah because the president can't open the government she should not take any paycheck? she is down there trying to get the government opened this seems like an easy attack on a young politician who needs the money to pay for things like rent and food.

    • @darylb4473
      @darylb4473 Před 5 lety

      @S S everyone's favorite step-dad tim caine tried to bring a vote and mitch blocked it. He doesn't even have to endorse the bill but the least he can do is let the senate vote. Unfortunately he is afraid to go on the record either way, he is afraid of the backlash from the people and afriad of the child in chief. Also the Republicans know the optics of a trump veto would not look goo, then they are forced to pass 2/3rds which is possible. As for the AOC I gotta run thing she was asked a question was late to something and didn't have an answer off the top of her head. seems to me ppl attack her because she is young and makes some noise which is not a bad thing in this day and age. Also to blame her for taking a paycheck when she wasn't even around to make these rules let alone shut down the government seems like a stretch just to hate on the new girl.

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 Před 5 lety

      S S
      My thoughts exactly!
      How often do Americans want to fall for a media hype and emotions instead of substance?
      Why are many Americans so gullible and in lack of critical thinking?
      My guess: the massively broken public school system and homeschooling.

  • @jackendebox7736
    @jackendebox7736 Před 5 lety +92

    Where In The World Is Mitch McConnell?

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 5 lety +12

      Cortez is 28 like me and she is on point!
      Mitch McConnell is an evil turtle who's retreated back into his shell.

    • @cellonpot
      @cellonpot Před 5 lety +5

      #wheresmitch
      Out digging a grave for democracy
      www.nybooks.com/articles/2018/10/25/suffocation-of-democracy/

    • @assumed10identity
      @assumed10identity Před 5 lety +1

      Thinking off a spinoff series for Netflix are we? :)

    • @stopstalkingmegoogl
      @stopstalkingmegoogl Před 5 lety

      Up his own ass. (My guess).

    • @justisiempre4105
      @justisiempre4105 Před 5 lety +2

      @@kimberlys8422 Damn! That's why AOC missed him chins and all. Mitch was wayyy in the back of that thin candy shell. LOLLL.

  • @ufftatabummbumm
    @ufftatabummbumm Před 5 lety +21

    AOC rocks! Drain the swamp baby, Germany loves you.

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 Před 5 lety

      ufftatabummbumm
      Complete rubbish!
      Most people haven’t even heard of her.
      Speak for yourself, moron.

    • @ufftatabummbumm
      @ufftatabummbumm Před 5 lety +2

      @Celisar1
      I just double checked and asked everyone again, here in Germany, yep, all agree, AOC rocks.

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 Před 5 lety

      ufftatabummbumm
      Oh, you contacted all 82 millions?
      And you even double checked with people you know in just 15 minutes IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?!?:
      I wrote my comment at 2 a.m. - on a workingday night- and you answered 15 minutes later.
      You are a ridiculous liar.

    • @ufftatabummbumm
      @ufftatabummbumm Před 5 lety

      yes I have all of them in my whatsapp group. Ok, you got me, one guy hasn't wrote back yet.

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 Před 5 lety

      ufftatabummbumm
      Since you asked “everyone” to know what people “here in Germany” think you must have 82 million WhatsApp contact who are all awake after 2 a.m. on a Tuesday night. 🤦‍♂️
      Don’t make an even bigger fool and liar of yourself than you have already demonstrated to be.

  • @ozwzrd
    @ozwzrd Před 5 lety

    Breathtaking!!!

  • @jsin22366322
    @jsin22366322 Před 5 lety +23

    Mitch is awol. Which is grounds for termination in the government.

  • @teeemm4594
    @teeemm4594 Před 5 lety +94

    I can't even laugh anymore. I'm scared for you, America.

    • @coreenrafikh5369
      @coreenrafikh5369 Před 5 lety +7

      It is sad.

    • @aquinamedia4508
      @aquinamedia4508 Před 5 lety +3

      "Werewolf president - A tragic comedy" 😂

    • @ThomasJeffersonButle
      @ThomasJeffersonButle Před 5 lety

      What you should be scared about, is the fact that you are so misinformed that you don't realize that Seth Meyers pulled a total propaganda piece on you when he failed to mention that the idiot AOC wasn't in the correct building when she made her big "Where's Mitch?" speech. Dumbass.

    • @macylouwho1187
      @macylouwho1187 Před 5 lety +3

      Ottoman you do realize there are a solid number of the people here who would never want to hurt you or anyone else and we can not control the country, right? I would never want our government taking over anyone else’s land or resources-not for any reason. I hate that they do. But we are just regular people like you-are you able to control your country’s government or stop them from doing anything they want to do? I bet you can’t anymore than I can. How are regular people like you and me supposed to stop them? When terrorists come here and kill the regular citizens, you really think those politicians care? Those aren’t the people THEY care about-so yeah it’s sad boohoo but they move on with their lives because nothing happened to them personally. Wishing us little guys dead gets you nowhere. We don’t matter an iota to them really. We’re just pawns in their game. Our military guys get told what to do-same as yours. If you won’t do what they say the punishment is severe and life long. There’s no winning this. Our governments hurt you, and they hurt me. And they don’t care at all. But anyway I wanted you to know there are people here who would never want anything bad to happen to you or anyone else. World peace is a beautiful dream, but a dream it will remain as long as governments are fighting each other for control and resources which always boils down to religion or money. We probably all have the exact same God and just don’t know it because men wrote books from different locations saying what their own idea of God was. Everyone thinks theirs is right, but they can’t all be. If you were born here, you’d think yours was right. If I was born there, I would have been raised a Muslim most likely. Totally luck of the draw where we are born. It’s probably all the same God anyway-just put out in different ways based on geographic location.

    • @tylerbradfield2582
      @tylerbradfield2582 Před 5 lety

      Ottoman- even if you consider us terrorists we somehow are still the best at it haha 😋

  • @lypscratch
    @lypscratch Před 5 lety +1

    The breathing compilation! I love that! Great ring tone!

  • @gloriac4224
    @gloriac4224 Před 5 lety +3

    Seth Meyers is so funny!

  • @phoule76
    @phoule76 Před 5 lety +1445

    Trump will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamberder today.

  • @luciasciore9521
    @luciasciore9521 Před 5 lety +23

    Have they checked for pods in the basement?

  • @ladyofmanycolors697
    @ladyofmanycolors697 Před 5 lety +3

    "We're going to deal with it with heart"...
    Appears he's heartless.
    🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @dparaska
    @dparaska Před 5 lety

    One of my most enjoyed episodes so far, excellent sound bite use. I come to Seth and his team for my news report. I also enjoy Colbert for his Theatre. Thank you both for making this stuff digestible for me.

  • @anvb5a1
    @anvb5a1 Před 5 lety +11

    DUDE!!! Don't show Ann Coulter's picture without warning like that... Ima have nightmares now and there always could be kids around when i'm on the net!!! Come on!

  • @bernardstiegler
    @bernardstiegler Před 5 lety +30

    💙AOC! 👏

  • @bojokowski
    @bojokowski Před 5 lety +4

    Shut it down!
    Shut it down!
    Shut it down!
    Don’t these rocket surgeons know you can dig under a wall?

    • @0MissPhoenix
      @0MissPhoenix Před 5 lety

      People have already dug under at least 2 places where there is wall :D

  • @randomjoe3941
    @randomjoe3941 Před 5 lety +224

    Here's how Trump would use his awesome negotiating skills to buy a car...
    Trump: Hey I like this car, I'll give you $20 for it.
    Dealer: uh sir this car is $30,000
    Trump: I'll give up eating donuts if you sell it to me for $20
    Dealer: sir I don't care if you eat donuts, the car is $30,000
    Trump: Ok ok, I can negotiate... How about I give your kids a pizza and you sell it to me for $20
    Dealer: again sir this vehicle is $30,000. I can't accept anything less than that.
    Trump: Alright I can compromise. I won't drive over 40mph, and you sell it to me for $20 deal?
    Dealer: no sir, the car is $30,000. Don't come back until you are willing to offer $30,000.
    Trump: I don't understand why you're being so unreasonable. I'm trying to compromise here. How about I let you stay a week free at any of my hotels, and in return got sell it to me for $20. You can't get more fair than that.
    Dealer: I'm sorry sir I can't waste any more time with this. *turns to walk away
    Trump: This unreasonable dealer is impossible. I made such great offers that benefited him so much, why didn't he sell me the car for $20..

    • @carriel3054
      @carriel3054 Před 5 lety +8

      YES. ^^ This is right up there with AOC's Abuela/chores analogy explaining marginal tax rates.

    • @rebeccasorensen5380
      @rebeccasorensen5380 Před 5 lety +13

      Well said! Love it.

    • @brianpittman3902
      @brianpittman3902 Před 5 lety +3

      Wow! You made my week! Thank you!!

    • @hillievanderzalm818
      @hillievanderzalm818 Před 5 lety +2

      👍👍👍

    • @Sprcd
      @Sprcd Před 5 lety +1

      Carrie Lynn sad bot being ignored, except by me condescending it

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw Před 5 lety +283

    Does Chump have a secret crush on Ann or something ? Lol

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug Před 5 lety +38

      Yeah, two terrible racists like two peas in a pod.

    • @paddlepower888
      @paddlepower888 Před 5 lety +35

      She'll need her $130,000 up front!

    • @rimer82k
      @rimer82k Před 5 lety +24

      he has a soft spot for horse face woman

    • @rorygay7284
      @rorygay7284 Před 5 lety +27

      Maybe Coulter reminds him of ivanka

    • @susanforrest3360
      @susanforrest3360 Před 5 lety +11

      Yes he sees how easy and cheap it will be to transform coulter into his daughter wife. Eeew.

  • @AmyDentata
    @AmyDentata Před 5 lety +64

    The party of personal and fiscal responsibility, the moral majority, etc etc etc, kinda weird how they don't live up to any of that, huh

    • @tofu_golem
      @tofu_golem Před 5 lety +6

      It's not weird at all. They lie about everything. That's how they've since Nixon if not earlier.

    • @ravinloon58
      @ravinloon58 Před 5 lety +3

      They are Morally Bankrupt... Bankruptcy is one of Trumps specialties!

  • @jjbradian3834
    @jjbradian3834 Před 5 lety

    Good as always, Seth.

  • @Gavinnator
    @Gavinnator Před 5 lety

    Oh no no

  • @mr.d.4175
    @mr.d.4175 Před 5 lety +12

    Lock him up behind his wall.

  • @rebelm1133
    @rebelm1133 Před 5 lety +193

    Who's Ann Coulter? I didn't see her name on any ballot.

    • @rebelm1133
      @rebelm1133 Před 5 lety +5

      She must be all mouth😏

    • @charlesbombaugh4014
      @charlesbombaugh4014 Před 5 lety +5

      She's our 1st woman president

    • @TheDesertwalker
      @TheDesertwalker Před 5 lety +13

      Ann Ann, he's the man. If he can't do it, nobody can. She is more of a man than Bruce Jenner , who by some weird set of circumstances is one of the less weird Republicans these days.

    • @esmenouvelle9439
      @esmenouvelle9439 Před 5 lety +27

      You know how the right are always saying that celebrities should shut up about politics? Well Coulter is a right wing celebrity ordering the right wing celebrity in the Oval Office around.

    • @fuelerr
      @fuelerr Před 5 lety +18

      Ann Coulter is Stephen Millers non identical twin.

  • @goodwolf866
    @goodwolf866 Před 5 lety

    Great compilation! Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before ? Lol.

  • @VincentAmadeus
    @VincentAmadeus Před 5 lety +1

    That split screen going to be memes!!!

  • @TheCrispAlien
    @TheCrispAlien Před 5 lety +139

    Yay finally a talk show blaming Mitch McConnell!

    • @Trinigmatic
      @Trinigmatic Před 5 lety +12

      Right! I get people's disdain for Trump, but people forget that his decisions can be overthrown.

    • @Patchuchan
      @Patchuchan Před 5 lety +6

      Mitch McConnell gives turtles a bad name.

  • @DenisOkon
    @DenisOkon Před 5 lety +73

    The moment you should really go to bed, but seth uploads a new video...

    • @1stAC
      @1stAC Před 5 lety +1

      The moment you remember Seth has a worldwide audience

    • @1stAC
      @1stAC Před 5 lety +2

      Dr. Richard D. Stiff not everyone sticks to the same work schedule. Perhaps he has an early shift.
      2am where I’m based

    • @justacinnamonbun8658
      @justacinnamonbun8658 Před 5 lety +1

      ikr same here

  • @RiggingDoctor
    @RiggingDoctor Před 5 lety +185

    Mitch is probably on vacation

    • @grandpaobvious
      @grandpaobvious Před 5 lety +10

      Tallahassee Trail

    • @hockeyplaya1155
      @hockeyplaya1155 Před 5 lety +1

      No that’s speaker poleoski when she tried to use government aircraft (taxpayers money) to go on a tripe to Europe during a government shutdown when she could be negotiating. CNN probably hasn’t reported on it

    • @krazer9515
      @krazer9515 Před 5 lety +29

      @hockeyplaya1155
      You mean the one to Afghanistan? To support the troops? That trump said she should fly commercial? And when she tried to, her agenda was leaked making it a massive security problem for both her and any location she was going to visit? Or are you talking about Susan Pompeo's trip to the middle east that required State Department staff to work unpaid to support it? Or Melania using Air Force One (a military aircraft) to fly to Florida right after trump shut down government spending on flying? Or is this some new magical trip that surprisingly only you can see? Since if it hasn't been reported, How The Hell Do You Know Anything About It?

    • @mjak1010
      @mjak1010 Před 5 lety +1

      Check your sources she was in the wrong building ! AOC looked like an ass.

    • @peterschancel7223
      @peterschancel7223 Před 5 lety +7

      somebody rolled Mitch the Turtle on his back

  • @thomastaylor.9640
    @thomastaylor.9640 Před 5 lety +2

    He is in restroom , taking a nap.

  • @bguddafool
    @bguddafool Před 5 lety +23

    Seth is a genius keep it up bro I watch daily your hilarious 😂 it really be making my day out of nowhere

  • @mario26cesar14
    @mario26cesar14 Před 5 lety +31

    That Mitch guy, is the same as Trump but worst as he know what he is doing

    • @theendofit
      @theendofit Před 5 lety

      Hes trying to please the right wing base without hurting his party in anyway.
      If he stood upto trump and made trump have to veto the bill then this would be 100% trumps shutdown no argument about it as both parties had agreed to open the government. But as long as mitch stands in the way they can try to spin it as dems fault wich helps trumps numbers a little but more importantly keeps the right wing with a little more power. And that's all they care about thier power they got for 2 years and they will do anything to avoid losing it.
      Everytime it comes time to fight back the Republicans bend over for trump.
      Everyone of them has had a moment where they said somthing trump said or did was horrible unpresidential ect ect. Yet each one eventually went back to defending him a week later saying hed great. Grhame is a perfect example every other week I feel he says somthing trump did was unforgivable and then is back in his team. They just say it's bad to get a few stupid center right people to feel ok voting right wing.

  • @spunkmire2664
    @spunkmire2664 Před 5 lety

    dealt with heart of ice

  • @gqartstudio
    @gqartstudio Před 5 lety

    I lost it at that frog graphic 😂😂

  • @darkgiftroland6264
    @darkgiftroland6264 Před 5 lety +202

    Omg!!! More Trump making faces at himself please! Lol!!

    • @robertburns1717
      @robertburns1717 Před 5 lety +10

      I know, right? I loved it!

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 Před 5 lety +1

      I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of PURPLE RAIN by Prince and PRAYING FOR TIME by George Michael on my YT channel in tribute to 2 of the greatest vocalist-songwriters in music history. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and DRAIN THE TRUMP.

    • @kortofromayan6187
      @kortofromayan6187 Před 5 lety +1

      Darkgift Roland 😅

    • @gweasley
      @gweasley Před 5 lety +2

      That was seriously genius 😂

    • @vivigesso3756
      @vivigesso3756 Před 5 lety +1

      Better than Hillary.

  • @Cypresssina
    @Cypresssina Před 5 lety +17

    It's like watching a fish out of water.

  • @christypassy
    @christypassy Před 5 lety

    Omg Closer Look today was on fire! Lmao

  • @Superniniomax
    @Superniniomax Před 5 lety

    Oh My God! This is the video that made me laugh the most! Thank you!

  • @gabbyquigley
    @gabbyquigley Před 5 lety +32

    But did they ever find Mitch?

    • @RectumPunch
      @RectumPunch Před 5 lety +3

      Considering how white he is, Trumpito prolly snorted him

    • @RyanSmith-wc1kj
      @RyanSmith-wc1kj Před 5 lety

      He is trying to beat Osama's hide and seek record.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G

    "Where's Waldo(Mitch)"? 😂

    • @cellonpot
      @cellonpot Před 5 lety +1

      #wheresmitch
      Out digging a grave for democracy
      www.nybooks.com/articles/2018/10/25/suffocation-of-democracy/

    • @maiquitodePR
      @maiquitodePR Před 5 lety +1

      😂🤣

  • @frank-bmtz
    @frank-bmtz Před 5 lety

    The Pablo Escobar line had me bust out in laughter 😂😂

  • @gregoryashton
    @gregoryashton Před 5 lety

    Go down to the marsh and check the lily pads 😂😂😂 omg, I’m dying.

  • @caitlinestep1448
    @caitlinestep1448 Před 5 lety +23

    The trump bit with him breathing.... I've never been so close to jumping off of my roof than I was just then.....

  • @micheltisdale4685
    @micheltisdale4685 Před 5 lety +25

    Remember that the president and the senators and the representatives all get a paycheck while the people who actually do the work DO NOT.

    • @judthchrismon3345
      @judthchrismon3345 Před 5 lety +5

      That's what tRump does. You do the work, then he doesn't pay you for your work done well. He did it numbers of times as a failed businessman soo, it's no surprise to me that's how he's running the U.S. government l(organization).

  • @RickGrimes007
    @RickGrimes007 Před 5 lety +1

    "Lilly pads"🐸😂😂😂😂✊

  • @SONLON
    @SONLON Před 5 lety

    FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY KEEP'EM COMING!!!

  • @donnabyrnes9587
    @donnabyrnes9587 Před 5 lety +4

    If he's worried about what Coulter says, he should know what the rest of the US says.

  • @offthestarboardhull8913
    @offthestarboardhull8913 Před 5 lety +21

    Just purchased stock in Adderall

  • @im415again
    @im415again Před 5 lety

    Okay that Mitch on Lillypads almost had me spill hot soup on my lap.

  • @user-lx8pb4ny6t
    @user-lx8pb4ny6t Před 5 lety

    That is the best parts of his speech

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 5 lety +91

    He has the best breaths.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 5 lety +6

      _Cocaine is a helluva drug_

    • @davidbenjamin9400
      @davidbenjamin9400 Před 5 lety +1

      @@kimberlys8422 SPOT ON!

    • @Enzorgullochapin
      @Enzorgullochapin Před 5 lety

      @@kimberlys8422Untrust US. Crystal Castles
      La cocaina no
      Es buena
      Para su salud

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Enzorgullochapin It's obvious Trump loves the "queso del diablo"

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 5 lety +1

      @Zachary McNelley "Queso del diablo" is a Spanish colloquialism for cocaine.

  • @nativelatinosfooktrump5348
    @nativelatinosfooktrump5348 Před 5 lety +310

    🍔I'm like a smart person I know the biggest words believe me I'm a very stable genius

  • @shugga607
    @shugga607 Před 5 lety

    Hey Seth👏👏😉😘 I thought I heard something strange 😂😂😂😂

  • @JonKrueger
    @JonKrueger Před 5 lety +2

    5:35 You missed a great double burn. Oops!
    Where's Mitch?
    In The _Swamp!_ (Shows picture of Mitch jumping with frogs in a swamp).

  • @ejflor1313
    @ejflor1313 Před 5 lety +35

    That beginning sounded really gross with headphones

  • @Matt-hx4vn
    @Matt-hx4vn Před 5 lety +46

    The more I hear rumors about Trump snorting Aderrall, and then all the weird snorting when he's near a mike and his odd behavior. I genuinely wonder.

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo Před 5 lety +5

      Any unflattering rumor about him might as well be true.

    • @beckyguelette5114
      @beckyguelette5114 Před 5 lety +3

      The source of that information was his assistant on the apprentice.

    • @ImTravi
      @ImTravi Před 5 lety +1

      As if his incoherent rambling wasn't convincing enough

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 Před 5 lety

    That inhalation montage is the single greatest public address Agent Orange has ever given. Certainly the most coherent.

  • @Aquelll
    @Aquelll Před 5 lety

    Getting trapped in a hoodie and not being able to operate an umbrella are pretty much the same level already, ain't it? :D

  • @MrBoondock1
    @MrBoondock1 Před 5 lety +147

    WTF?! Only 6 minutes? nah mah redo the episode. I demand 12 minutes.

    • @w8w8whatnow95
      @w8w8whatnow95 Před 5 lety +6

      I was thinking the same thing! It's Monday...I need more than 6 minutes.

    • @williamsutter8047
      @williamsutter8047 Před 5 lety +4

      It's a shame there wasn't 12 minutes worth of bad publicity for the president this time.

    • @ishaschdv1
      @ishaschdv1 Před 5 lety +1

      William Sutter more like factual publicity.

    • @johnktejik9847
      @johnktejik9847 Před 5 lety +1

      The first 20 sec of trump snorting lasted forever though.

  • @DickDiamond74
    @DickDiamond74 Před 5 lety +26

    bigger and bladder lolz i peed MY pants

  • @terrikukla5017
    @terrikukla5017 Před 5 lety +1

    Contact your SENATORS!!!

  • @Txepsiyu
    @Txepsiyu Před 5 lety

    Go down to the marsh and check the lily pads. Possibly one of the best lines ever uttered on television.