The 53 Second, 22 Dollar Shortest Flight in the World

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  • @gxck0645
    @gxck0645 Před 5 lety +6254

    This video is longer than the flight btw.

    • @Lol-rj8ri
      @Lol-rj8ri Před 5 lety +22

      😂😂😂

    • @ye7470
      @ye7470 Před 5 lety +160

      About 10 flights were made within the duration of this video

    • @Hraesvelgre
      @Hraesvelgre Před 5 lety +64

      @@ye7470 no only 6

    • @AA-yi5rk
      @AA-yi5rk Před 5 lety +36

      @@Hraesvelgre it's 5.66 times

    • @meepgoesrawr6168
      @meepgoesrawr6168 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Hraesvelgre more than 6 counting other ones

  • @cisbetterthanj8738
    @cisbetterthanj8738 Před 5 lety +6893

    *gets on plane*
    *walks to toilet*
    *flight ended*

    • @supersunman6056
      @supersunman6056 Před 5 lety +184

      "Locked in again."

    • @zapdos8441
      @zapdos8441 Před 5 lety +16

      LOL

    • @karls0999
      @karls0999 Před 5 lety +74

      That almost happened on a flight me and someone sat beside me and asked if he could get to the toilet and I never saw him again

    • @AnythingReally
      @AnythingReally Před 5 lety +3

      basically.

    • @wchbto275
      @wchbto275 Před 5 lety +9

      Shit

  • @thejoojoo9999
    @thejoojoo9999 Před 5 lety +2693

    "At 22 dollars, the ticket is cheaper than an Apache helicopter."
    "While the sonoma county flight is short, it's longer than 7 feet."
    "17 hours, in which time you could call Comcast customer support once"
    I feel that today's video is particularly informative.

    • @tjl2836
      @tjl2836 Před 4 lety +57

      Actually the third quote is wrong. It's 24+hours

    • @lookihaveausernametoo4231
      @lookihaveausernametoo4231 Před 4 lety +48

      @@tjl2836 well you can call them. Just not get a response.

    • @tjl2836
      @tjl2836 Před 4 lety +22

      @@lookihaveausernametoo4231 they put me on hold for a day

    • @lookihaveausernametoo4231
      @lookihaveausernametoo4231 Před 4 lety +8

      @@tjl2836 how is that even possible

    • @tjl2836
      @tjl2836 Před 4 lety +15

      @@lookihaveausernametoo4231 I probably called at the end of their shift . But then they completely forgot my call or the person I called was sick. IDK, who knows what goes on at Comcast

  • @GaryNumeroUno
    @GaryNumeroUno Před 5 lety +2571

    It takes United 53 seconds to drag you off the plane!

    • @the6ix72
      @the6ix72 Před 5 lety +55

      United Airlines should go out of business

    • @aryanKhaunte
      @aryanKhaunte Před 5 lety +5

      Too soon

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 Před 5 lety +7

      The bad airlines all absorb the good ones. I liked US Airways, if only for the free SkyMall magazines.

    • @Frosty-iv9mj
      @Frosty-iv9mj Před 5 lety +3

      DEAD MEME NOW SHUT THE HELL UP THAT WAS IN 2016

    • @a1mhndi
      @a1mhndi Před 5 lety +11

      *_delta has joined the chat_*

  • @Hazarizq
    @Hazarizq Před 5 lety +3948

    they couldnt even finish the safety briefing

  • @DeathbyPixels
    @DeathbyPixels Před 5 lety +1650

    “Scotland is a country, kind of”
    **distant angry Scottish shouting**

    • @FriendlyMarmot
      @FriendlyMarmot Před 4 lety +77

      "Yieu just made an enemy fer lyfe!!!" - Groundskeeper Willie

    • @aro2866
      @aro2866 Před 4 lety +49

      *distant bagpipes*

    • @thescrout9831
      @thescrout9831 Před 4 lety +12

      Me, a Glaswegian staying inside : Dafaq they doing over there?

    • @aw7544
      @aw7544 Před 4 lety +27

      Aye, wit dae ye mean we arnae a country we've hot a flag, national animal, national anthem and more people than a micro nation (which by the way are counted as a country) so yes we fit the criteria of Bein a country

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan Před 4 lety +8

      @@aw7544
      On paper, yes. But in practicality, you are more like a state or province.
      I live in the Australian state of Victoria, and we have many of the features of a country too: lots of people, a flag, a state animal and various other emblems.
      The whole Scottish independence movement is to become a real country. One that has ambassadors and diplomats, and can become a member of international organisations like the UN.

  • @bored1980
    @bored1980 Před 5 lety +568

    "...by Bus company, United Airlines..."
    Hehe. I heard that.

  • @HPayne62
    @HPayne62 Před 4 lety +405

    Me normally: Flights are long, except for short ones.
    Me when trying to make a word count: Plane rides are long, except when they're short, some are shorter than others, especially the shortest one, which is the most not long.

    • @tushargupta1764
      @tushargupta1764 Před 3 lety +9

      True!
      Or just use 10s of "the" as it is also grammatically fully correct to write
      "The the the the the the shortest flight is shorter than the longest flight"
      I think i saw this on a video also made by half as interesting.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 Před 3 lety +1

      I kind of read that in Trump's voice, eventhough it was significantly more coherent than his usual ramblings.

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle Před 2 lety +1

      @@tushargupta1764 link?

    • @Sticknub
      @Sticknub Před 2 lety +2

      Excursions on passenger aircraft can typically be considered prolonged, of course, with the exception of the scenario in which one would be significantly more brief. Each ride onboard an airplane possesses a dissimilar duration in comparison to others, including those that are recognized as shorter than the other flights. This especially regards the shortest-lived aircraft flight, which, too, happens to be globally deemed as the most not prolonged.

  • @abisheksundar3619
    @abisheksundar3619 Před 6 lety +345

    "plane rides are long, except when they're short" mind = blown.

    • @johnlee7164
      @johnlee7164 Před 6 lety +10

      Water makes things wet, until they become dry again.

    • @abisheksundar3619
      @abisheksundar3619 Před 6 lety +1

      John Lee hahaha. Good one.

    • @nathanows7
      @nathanows7 Před 6 lety +3

      It sounds like a paradox 😂

    • @yogalD
      @yogalD Před 6 lety +2

      Ohh, you're right! And when you're right, you're right! And you? You're always right!

    • @bilalbaig8586
      @bilalbaig8586 Před 6 lety +4

      People die when they are killed.

  • @ricaldeplays6439
    @ricaldeplays6439 Před 5 lety +296

    "I want this video to take off"
    "AND UNITED AIRLINES ISNT REALLY GOOD AT THAT"
    #Shotsfired

  • @WillmacLMCD
    @WillmacLMCD Před 5 lety +734

    The shortest flight was when I jumped off the stairs with an umbrella

  • @tiantian5693
    @tiantian5693 Před 5 lety +5027

    "as rare as a female half as interesting viewer"
    hi

  • @tahakaleem1783
    @tahakaleem1783 Před 6 lety +277

    “Call customer support at Comcast”

  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  Před 6 lety +4167

    Sorry if this episode sounded a bit different! I was at VidCon and there were all these fangirls outside screening and waiting to get a picture with me so I had to record under a pillow fort. It's just the price of being an a-list celebrity.

    • @NateJDaddy
      @NateJDaddy Před 6 lety +147

      Half as Interesting 😑👌 Okay

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr Před 6 lety +54

      That wasn't interesting at all!

    • @totallynot0something047
      @totallynot0something047 Před 6 lety +360

      But I thought not a lot of women watched your content?

    • @Lord_Magikarp
      @Lord_Magikarp Před 6 lety +114

      It was half as interesting, but twice as funny!

    • @halftimelordwizard
      @halftimelordwizard Před 6 lety +119

      Half as Interesting fangirls? But I thought female hai fans were a rare breed 🤔😮

  • @nguyenduyphuc3924
    @nguyenduyphuc3924 Před 5 lety +1516

    Is my taste of humor really bad or he is actually funny sometimes

  • @Hello-jh1rq
    @Hello-jh1rq Před 5 lety +541

    "Hello everyone, this is the captain speaking. Sorry, but due to weather conditions the flight will have to be delayed for another hour. We apologize for the inconvenience"

    • @jennabagaforo1616
      @jennabagaforo1616 Před 5 lety +1

      Hello 123456789 😆😆

    • @caledonut8899
      @caledonut8899 Před 5 lety +34

      Ur profile pic made me think an eyelash was on my screen until i scrolled down lmao

    • @ynohdomi
      @ynohdomi Před 5 lety +3

      @@caledonut8899 Me2 I was like "what the hell?"

    • @cixville
      @cixville Před 5 lety +10

      @@caledonut8899 get a dark theme you won't be fooled believe me 😎

    • @arbaparsa
      @arbaparsa Před 5 lety +4

      what fucking profile pic do you have I thought there was a hair on my screen and tried to scratch it off for like 5 minutes!

  • @billys2025
    @billys2025 Před 5 lety +829

    Hello everyone thank you for flying with us and enjoy yo- oh wait we have landed please remain seated until you are allowed to leave. Thank you for flying with us

    • @mew9918
      @mew9918 Před 5 lety +20

      She talks hella slow

    • @thyden2k
      @thyden2k Před 5 lety +1

      1000 subs without any videos? Now imagine that on an Eva airlines flight from Washington to china

    • @Eylrid
      @Eylrid Před 4 lety +2

      Before taking off: We will begin our final descent shortly, so please put your tray table up and make sure your seat is it's full upright position.

  • @RealRanton
    @RealRanton Před 6 lety +144

    The amount of *shots* *fired* between the lines here is insane 😁👌

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 Před 6 lety +4

      Given that it's another aviation video, I think we can safely say he gave several companies *flak* in this video...

  • @shaferkam3907
    @shaferkam3907 Před 5 lety +151

    OMG this video is him roasting United. 😂😂😂

  • @TheAshlovesu
    @TheAshlovesu Před 5 lety +70

    Flight begin
    Starts movie
    Universal logo plays
    *flight ends*

    • @JL-sm6cg
      @JL-sm6cg Před 3 lety +1

      They wouldn't even bother. However, I was on a flight from Detroit and Cleveland where literally you were given all of 15 minutes to use your electrical devices before they start the landing.

  • @elPichirri
    @elPichirri Před 6 lety +810

    Has anyone thought of building a bridge 🤔

    • @micahbell9093
      @micahbell9093 Před 5 lety +91

      Takes months to build a bridge and expensive.

    • @elPichirri
      @elPichirri Před 5 lety +21

      Some Alien i guess there really isn’t a need for a bridge in that area here we have 3 bridges to choose from , they’re about 3km to cross a lot faster than having to book a flight and head to the airport

    • @michaelpolaneczky4239
      @michaelpolaneczky4239 Před 5 lety +9

      That would be quite the project lmao
      probably bad for the airlines too

    • @malcolmabram2957
      @malcolmabram2957 Před 5 lety +6

      Many of the Hebrides are connected by causeways. It all depends on how deep the water is. If posdible, a causeway would be a good idea.

    • @owonapikins
      @owonapikins Před 5 lety

      Ikr 😂

  • @caralhoguy
    @caralhoguy Před 6 lety +454

    53 seconds later, " *FINALLY* we have arrived at our destination."

    • @shortbinnie5630
      @shortbinnie5630 Před 5 lety +53

      *takes 54 seconds* " HOW DARE YOU! This is a waste of time!"

    • @caralhoguy
      @caralhoguy Před 5 lety +3

      oh noes wotdoido that comment i wrote was a waste of time because i barely got likes

    • @saratomayo7170
      @saratomayo7170 Před 5 lety +29

      This is kind of unrelated, but I was recently in Japan, and, one day, there was an announcement on the subway apologizing for a five second delay.

    • @millenelvins5844
      @millenelvins5844 Před 5 lety

      sara tomayo very unrelated and unwanted

    • @shrekhaslayerslikeanonion161
      @shrekhaslayerslikeanonion161 Před 5 lety +6

      @@saratomayo7170 thats interesting

  • @BlisterThunderbolt
    @BlisterThunderbolt Před 4 lety +28

    “We have reached cruising alti- we have begun our descent.”

  • @tilak231
    @tilak231 Před 5 lety +68

    I see you have real issues with Comcast Customer Service, United Airlines and Scotland as a country! 😂🤣🤣

  • @semaun1476
    @semaun1476 Před 6 lety +248

    “Plane rides are long, except when they’re short” HMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @Cpr1234
      @Cpr1234 Před 5 lety +2

      Aka Semaun Some are shorter than others especially the shortest one which is the most not long. Thank you and goodnight.

    • @octoaiden
      @octoaiden Před 5 lety +1

      speech 100

  • @TheGroovyGuitarDude
    @TheGroovyGuitarDude Před 6 lety +1954

    Half As Interesting is getting more sassy by the minute and I LOVE IT

    • @sergevictoryyt
      @sergevictoryyt Před 6 lety +8

      stellvia hoenheim is getting more... uhhhh... ummmmmm... i got nothing

    • @6272355463637
      @6272355463637 Před 5 lety

      Do you mean over the course of the flight..err, video? Otherwise, I really don't know how you would observe minute by minute development.

    • @FrecklesAviation
      @FrecklesAviation Před 5 lety

      r/woosh

    • @Stefano-do8bb
      @Stefano-do8bb Před 5 lety

      The Groovy Guitar Dude - Daily Guitar Lessons
      H

    • @garrett4391
      @garrett4391 Před 5 lety

      @therealnightwriter Whatever, this channel is hilarious

  • @mcswordfish
    @mcswordfish Před 4 lety +5

    Fun fact about Barra - the road around the island is roughly 13.5 miles long so every year they have a half-marathong called the Barrathon.
    Places in this race are very limited, and I'm fairly certain it's because the island lacks enough fire-escapes to cope with any more competitors.

  • @J3FFBezos
    @J3FFBezos Před 4 lety +21

    “Flights are long except when they’re short”
    Wow really? I did not know that lol

  • @TC-to1et
    @TC-to1et Před 6 lety +588

    They probably spend more time going through emergency landing procedures than they do actually flying

  • @CivilAviation1
    @CivilAviation1 Před 6 lety +105

    2:52 I'm amazed you didn't say: "unless it's a seaplane, then it can land on high tide as well" or something similar.

  • @8BitAbe
    @8BitAbe Před 5 lety +30

    $12 company? I feel attacked.

  • @nathanielshalam9182
    @nathanielshalam9182 Před 5 lety +149

    This vid was four mins longer than the flight

    • @iamdarthvader998
      @iamdarthvader998 Před 5 lety +1

      Ikr that's how short it is.

    • @jana31415
      @jana31415 Před 5 lety +2

      I tryed to watch it while I am flying between westray and papawestray

    • @Supernova2464
      @Supernova2464 Před 5 lety +1

      @@jana31415 how it go?

  • @Mr6Sinner
    @Mr6Sinner Před 6 lety +720

    2:15
    “Scott-land”

  • @iYrn
    @iYrn Před 6 lety +45

    Damn that Comcast roast 😂

  • @Gamer-qv5rc
    @Gamer-qv5rc Před 5 lety +75

    Literally just a flying Uber

  • @Legeine
    @Legeine Před 2 lety +5

    Here after Tom Scott did a video about taking this flight where Sam did a voice-over.

  • @CodeRiseFN
    @CodeRiseFN Před 6 lety +1120

    The ticket is cheaper than apache helicopter? 😂😂😂😂 literally man love your videos....you are the best.

    • @leagueoflags
      @leagueoflags Před 6 lety +9

      Mauz Shaikh I also laughed my ass off.

    • @AnarchistAaron
      @AnarchistAaron Před 6 lety +35

      How do people find this funny? I subbed for the interesting facts and aviation content. Now it’s just full of disappointing attempts at comedy. Must be an American thing

    • @jackguest145
      @jackguest145 Před 6 lety +49

      AnarchistAaron I'm British and I find it very amusing

    • @bananamath
      @bananamath Před 6 lety +27

      AnarchistAaron If you don't like it then don't watch. Simple as that.

    • @justinsweeney643
      @justinsweeney643 Před 6 lety +33

      AnarchistAaron You do realize that he has two CZcams channels. His main channel is more serious. This one is a satirical version of it.

  • @vette1
    @vette1 Před 6 lety +70

    Cheating on square space with hover I see

    • @verylongname8161
      @verylongname8161 Před 6 lety

      VETTE RIP all squarespace sponsorships in the future.

  • @pbjtoast
    @pbjtoast Před 5 lety +39

    Love me a Comcast diss
    (Comcast, please don't slow me down, I love you for you're the only provider in my area, thanks k bye)

  • @supaasandy9807
    @supaasandy9807 Před 2 lety +7

    Who's here after the live-action version of this video with Tom Scott?

  • @HeyImLauren
    @HeyImLauren Před 6 lety +1265

    0:55 “As rare as a female Half As Interesting viewer.” sooo....i’m rare, then?

  • @magmagon5572
    @magmagon5572 Před 6 lety +229

    Actually, American operates the shortest flights, sometimes they end before scheduled takeoff times!

    • @europlayoof5429
      @europlayoof5429 Před 5 lety +3

      C2Lception And sometimes they drag people off :3

    • @Agate717
      @Agate717 Před 5 lety +1

      Games for life! That’s United...

    • @europlayoof5429
      @europlayoof5429 Před 5 lety

      Zeno Rosé omg dont be so triggerrd

  • @indayteray8647
    @indayteray8647 Před 4 lety +6

    Plane: *exists*
    Boat: *am i a joke to you?*

  • @Shreyas4096
    @Shreyas4096 Před 5 lety +2

    Your narrative style is so much fun. I started watching this video and after about 2 and a half minutes, I subscribed. "At 22 dollars, the ticket is cheaper than an Apache Helicopter" 😂😂😂...Keep up the good work Dude!

  • @caiolessa6255
    @caiolessa6255 Před 6 lety +67

    I am pretty sure that 120 miles is not 139 km, it's about 192 km.

    • @brmns
      @brmns Před 6 lety

      Caio T isn't it like 180km i was taught that miles are 2/3 of a kilometer

    • @IronLotus15
      @IronLotus15 Před 6 lety +8

      Viktor B 1 mile is about 1.61 kilometers; 1 kilometer is about 0.62 miles.

    • @Quintinohthree
      @Quintinohthree Před 6 lety +1

      chengyuryc46 1609344 millimeters to the mile. 0.621371192 miles to the kilometer.

    • @AdamEspinosa
      @AdamEspinosa Před 6 lety +8

      It's supposed to be 193 km, he just typoed it I guess.

    • @pdpcycling248
      @pdpcycling248 Před 6 lety

      193.121

  • @thecapacitor1395
    @thecapacitor1395 Před 5 lety +460

    "Scotland is a country _kind of_ " Lol these triggered comments, come on man we're Scottish we can take a joke. I voted for independence, doesn't mean I lost my sense of humour when I done it xD

    • @nickjohnston7085
      @nickjohnston7085 Před 5 lety +4

      The Capacitor pipe down ya goth

    • @ultimatestoryteller
      @ultimatestoryteller Před 5 lety +3

      Actually , you did the right thing

    • @aleeza3494
      @aleeza3494 Před 5 lety +8

      @@2andygorams532 SKSKSKS that's enough youtube for today

    • @2andygorams532
      @2andygorams532 Před 5 lety +5

      aruokii you have an anime profile picture your opinion doesn’t matter

    • @mirrin1135
      @mirrin1135 Před 5 lety +2

      The Capacitor ikr, we should be independent!

  • @loriscolles6502
    @loriscolles6502 Před 4 lety +9

    The cheapest flight ever?
    RyanAir:
    „Allow me to introduce myself“

    • @Bartonovich52
      @Bartonovich52 Před 4 lety +1

      1p
      But booking, checking in, checking luggage, carrying luggage, boarding, sitting,
      using seatbelts, using the overhead compartment, looking out the window, meals, drinks, napkins, using the lavatory, getting off the plane, and claiming any baggage are extra. ;)

  • @eliassanchez417
    @eliassanchez417 Před 5 lety +35

    3:20 Imagine taking a plane everyday to go to school and back🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @b.m.2738
      @b.m.2738 Před 4 lety +3

      Better than walking six miles up hill each way in three feet of snow like my Grandpapi did!

    • @deadlive3212
      @deadlive3212 Před 4 lety +1

      Beau Mershon back in the good times when rubber boots were made of wood.

  • @rithvikyagnamurthy6560
    @rithvikyagnamurthy6560 Před 6 lety +161

    OHHHHHHHH SHOTS FIRED AT COMCAST
    Edit: did I just read 165?! Thanks so much, gotta show my mum that I Matter!

  • @teddy327
    @teddy327 Před 6 lety +211

    clicked on this video faster than the shortest fight in the world

  • @bushoncrack1778
    @bushoncrack1778 Před 5 lety +8

    “Welcome to the airplane, please put on your setb- Thank you for riding the airplane.”

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 Před rokem +2

    You joked about the Comcast call, but I’ve actually been put on hold for about 9 hours for my issue, to the point where the night shift picked up and were like, “Only the day shift can help you with this issue. Byyyyyyee.”

  • @cup_check_official
    @cup_check_official Před 6 lety +998

    I thought you said *FIGHT*

    • @d_wang9836
      @d_wang9836 Před 6 lety +7

      Software Man That would probably be Jotaro vs DIO. They kept stopping time so much who knows how much time passed

    • @ontuonssmetuona8016
      @ontuonssmetuona8016 Před 6 lety +1

      Software Man K thought you wrote Flight

    • @Lostbastard
      @Lostbastard Před 6 lety +13

      Well he did say united so that’s something

    • @siddhayak
      @siddhayak Před 6 lety +4

      K H OMG AHHAHA

    • @cheerjoy
      @cheerjoy Před 6 lety +3

      You should know by now that this channel is the modern version of those Planes Trains and Automobiles DVD's from the 00's

  • @chongook4893
    @chongook4893 Před 5 lety +105

    The plane hull will last forever since it will never get pressurized

    • @cipher9095
      @cipher9095 Před 5 lety

      Chigozie Ilozue tru dat

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc Před 4 lety +3

      It’s actually a small prop plane as the runways on these islands are very short.

    • @Bartonovich52
      @Bartonovich52 Před 4 lety +3

      No it won’t.
      Islanders corrode in wet climates and have a whole mass of structural issues.

    • @CarFreeSegnitz
      @CarFreeSegnitz Před 4 lety +1

      The bump on landing is like picking up the fuselage two feet and dropping it... 200 times a day, every day.

  • @therealgaragegirls
    @therealgaragegirls Před 3 lety

    I just recently found this channel. The topics are always pretty interesting. And I just love the dry humor.

  • @huncho1057
    @huncho1057 Před 5 lety +2

    0:46 talks about the New York subway but shows video of the metro north railroad 😂😂

  • @whatsinaname3200
    @whatsinaname3200 Před 6 lety +136

    Nahhh, the shortest flight is the two step flight of stairs in my house.

  • @Nchinnam
    @Nchinnam Před 6 lety +17

    If only my life was half as interesting as this video I wouldnt have to eat printers all day.

    • @areez3433
      @areez3433 Před 6 lety +1

      Naganachiketh Chinnamuttevi wow you have a really long name!

    • @Nchinnam
      @Nchinnam Před 6 lety +1

      Areez Habib haha thanks it took me a long time to learn it

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev Před 5 lety +57

    Was going to buy a helicopter
    But now I'll just buy the ticket

  • @koba_an
    @koba_an Před 4 lety +5

    0:20 the QR code says "hidden notes"

  • @samborpuskas
    @samborpuskas Před 6 lety +58

    United bus company 😂😂

    • @areez3433
      @areez3433 Před 6 lety

      Zurich Animation that's actually the name. Short flights are often called airbus hence the name of the company.

    • @benhuang2773
      @benhuang2773 Před 6 lety +1

      Areez Habib
      Not quite. Airbus is just the manufacturer that makes the A319 and A320 that United operate.

  • @Sir_Budginton
    @Sir_Budginton Před 6 lety +424

    I love your jokes so much. I don’t know why, I just find them hilarious.

    • @ZapejoMC
      @ZapejoMC Před 6 lety +26

      "The fastest way to get between the islands is by a rocket..."

    • @jindrichnovotny9266
      @jindrichnovotny9266 Před 6 lety +1

      We all do.

    • @joejoe4games
      @joejoe4games Před 6 lety +15

      realy? I think he's gone overboard with them, it was funny the first few times, but I feel like the videos would work a lot better with a lot fewer of thouse jokes (also the jokes would be funnyer because you don't expect them as much)

    • @Bra1nSicK
      @Bra1nSicK Před 6 lety +7

      I don’t. Way too many of them.

    • @AnarchistAaron
      @AnarchistAaron Před 6 lety +8

      I don’t. “£22 is cheaper than an Apache helicopter” Well no shit. More like pointless facts than an decent attempt at comedy

  • @aarifnaim9692
    @aarifnaim9692 Před 4 lety +60

    “As rare as a female Half As Interesting viewer”
    I prefer my female HAI viewers medium rare.

  • @ktan8
    @ktan8 Před 2 lety +4

    Wendover's collaboration video with Tom Scott reminded me of this video.

  • @Zizzily
    @Zizzily Před 6 lety +615

    You also get a certificate _and_ a bottle of Scotch to celebrate!

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 Před 6 lety +19

      I heard that, yes. I imagine it's a pretty small bottle if it's got to come out of a €20-ish ticket though...

    • @DomSCOTLANDD
      @DomSCOTLANDD Před 6 lety +11

      Robert Faber I'm not certain but i believe what you get is a miniature - a small bottle that is usually 50ml or thereabouts

    • @johnlee7164
      @johnlee7164 Před 6 lety +13

      It's a bottle of Scotch water. They never specified it was a bottle of whisky, you just set yourself up for disappointment.

    • @yousefnoori
      @yousefnoori Před 6 lety +8

      John Lee Yeah, that Highland Springs kind, tastier than Evian.

    • @nmitchxll305
      @nmitchxll305 Před 5 lety +2

      Zzyzx Wolfe No, it’s Scotch *water*

  • @literallyjudas2157
    @literallyjudas2157 Před 6 lety +6

    this channel's descent into sarcasm from some kind of formality has been amazing to watch. Amazing work as usual wendover guy

  • @steve-marsh
    @steve-marsh Před 4 lety

    I am binge watching your videos! Love it! And on this one you mention the Barra flight - I did it recently and have some videos on my channel reviewing it :)

  • @oneberry5149
    @oneberry5149 Před 5 lety +4

    “The bus company United” 😂

  • @greyjay9492
    @greyjay9492 Před 6 lety +16

    “The ticket is cheaper than an Apache attack helicopter”
    I mean,you’re not wrong

  • @Th3Shrike
    @Th3Shrike Před 6 lety +286

    More jokes than usual? Not
    bad at all

    • @marvk
      @marvk Před 6 lety +25

      I respectfully disagree. If the trend continues, he will stray from informational video to comedy. A joke an episode is fine, but they don't need to be in every second part of the video.

    • @stevieisgeneric5782
      @stevieisgeneric5782 Před 6 lety +11

      marvknet I also respectfully disagree saying that he could still be very informative but still make more joke in his videos without being uninformative, his jokes even could be informative themselves but still be funny, I personally like the jokes

    • @Th3Shrike
      @Th3Shrike Před 6 lety

      Stevie Is Generic I meant to write not bad at all, I didn't delete everything from my first statement

    • @Huntracony
      @Huntracony Před 6 lety

      I thought the Burj Khalifa joke on the Vatican City video was a great example of an informative joke.

  • @metadragon7500
    @metadragon7500 Před 3 lety +1

    “Hello. Plane rides are long except when they’re short. Some are shorter than others, especially the shortest one, which is the most not long.”
    Thank you for coming to my TED talk

  • @qxe1328
    @qxe1328 Před 4 lety +3

    “I want this video to take and United isn’t good at that” DAMN SHOTS FIRED

  • @hamzahayat3754
    @hamzahayat3754 Před 6 lety +22

    Wow no Squarespace :)

  • @pubusi4253
    @pubusi4253 Před 6 lety +57

    finally you can take a plane to school

  • @madlad255
    @madlad255 Před 4 lety +2

    0:16 Thank you for listening to my TED-talk.

  • @jackaylward-williams9064

    I went to Orkney on my summer holidays last year and was hoping to visit Westray and do this flight, but I only managed to visit Hoy, plus the islands that are connected to the mainland via The Churchill Barriers.
    It certainly would’ve been a far cry from the 9 hour drive to Gills Bay Ferry Terminal from Lancashire.

  • @Holland1994D
    @Holland1994D Před 6 lety +74

    120 miles =139 km? What 0:53
    120 miles is 193 km

  • @kward451
    @kward451 Před 5 lety +107

    Actually the longest commercial air flight is probably London to Sydney which can take anywhere from 22 hours to 55 hours

    • @skyscall
      @skyscall Před 5 lety +34

      55 hours? Bloody hell.

    • @starmonarA380
      @starmonarA380 Před 5 lety +57

      He means non stop. Currently impossible in 2018 to fly LON-SYD non-stop, although Heathrow to Perth recently launched (17 hours) and Qantas are eyeing up LON-SYD/MEL nonstop in a few years when new ultra long range aircraft are on the market

    • @kward451
      @kward451 Před 5 lety +4

      starmonarA380 Oh okay

    • @enochliu8316
      @enochliu8316 Před 5 lety +3

      Newark to Singapore is now the longest direct flight.

    • @nosehead5921
      @nosehead5921 Před 5 lety +1

      MegaBall PowerBall yikes

  • @clamk8192
    @clamk8192 Před 4 lety +3

    “Cars don’t work well on water”😂

  • @trash9598
    @trash9598 Před 5 lety +12

    just walk lmao

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart Před 5 lety +6

      Could be very difficult - unless you're Jesus and/or Derren Brown.

  • @dudemansoldchannel5138
    @dudemansoldchannel5138 Před 5 lety +224

    Imagine the plane crashed

    • @alisciacooper888
      @alisciacooper888 Před 5 lety +33

      no school

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 Před 5 lety +89

      Just swim to your destination

    • @lukak1774
      @lukak1774 Před 5 lety +37

      In scotland we have to all walk through mountains and swim through freezing lakes to get to our school all while wearing a kilt. We could beast that water no problem

    • @alisciacooper888
      @alisciacooper888 Před 5 lety

      Luca King Lol

    • @Onurhaan
      @Onurhaan Před 5 lety +1

      It cant crash in 53 secs

  • @masterrafferty4065
    @masterrafferty4065 Před 6 lety +8

    "United has found that flying planes empty is bad for business."
    But damned if they won't try.

  • @fruze8478
    @fruze8478 Před 4 lety

    I love how half as interesting is also half as serious!

  • @paulverse4587
    @paulverse4587 Před rokem

    My shortest flight is from Harlesiel to Wangerooge, a German island in the North Sea. It's just about 4 minutes in a small airplane and costs about 40€ (or you just take the ferry for less but that takes 1-2 hours in total). Worth it when I was quite unwell though.

  • @deniza1430
    @deniza1430 Před 6 lety +39

    Mixed up Wendover Productions with this channel?

    • @aaronl19
      @aaronl19 Před 6 lety +15

      Its the same person with the same style of jokes so I can see how you mixed it up

    • @dylanhoang7960
      @dylanhoang7960 Před 6 lety +4

      they are actually both owned by sam as in wendover where he says he replaced TWL in here

  • @pennysmith5903
    @pennysmith5903 Před 6 lety +500

    One of the 13% female viewers here 🙋

  • @HudsonGTV
    @HudsonGTV Před 5 lety +5

    The roasts towards airlines and other things were so savage. (yes I said savage am i cool now?)

  • @spencersmith756
    @spencersmith756 Před rokem

    Can you bring this energy back to your newer videos. Love the spice.

  • @33m3c
    @33m3c Před 6 lety +914

    "Scotland is a country .. kind of "
    ***triggered***
    Excuse me sir, we are a nation, a country of its own right. Sadly, our country is in an union with other countries , that altogether form the entity known as the united kingdom.

    • @RmacNet
      @RmacNet Před 5 lety +99

      Michael Cairns
      "Sadly"
      You mean thankfully right? Scotland would be nothing without the rest of the UK and I hope stays like that. Just like the MAJORITY of the people of Scotland voted for. I'm Scottish. But more importantly, British.

    • @RNG-esus
      @RNG-esus Před 5 lety +53

      SCOTEXIT

    • @11thdimension1986
      @11thdimension1986 Před 5 lety +39

      We are 'thankful' to be part of United Kingdom!???
      You're joking right!? 😂 I suggest you stop reading tabloid papers and stop watching the BBC (British Brainwashing Corporation).
      #VoteYES #Indyref2

    • @RmacNet
      @RmacNet Před 5 lety +25

      Jamie Cliffy Biro I think you dropped your tinfoil hat somewhere mate.

    • @walrous7054
      @walrous7054 Před 5 lety +26

      Well you had two referendums so shut up. We should be voting on weather we want you in the UK or not.

  • @wolffreezerlivestreamer
    @wolffreezerlivestreamer Před 5 lety +21

    0:32 best and most true moment

  • @whitneybuttars3419
    @whitneybuttars3419 Před 5 lety +5

    "Scotland is a country... kinda" lol

  • @andrewtaco
    @andrewtaco Před 3 lety +2

    The time it takes to taxi at both airports is longer than the actual flight itself.

  • @citiesskyscrapers4561
    @citiesskyscrapers4561 Před 6 lety +31

    Your videos are always so interesting! Great channel!

  • @aidanwansbrough7495
    @aidanwansbrough7495 Před 6 lety +2

    I like how you say Scotland is a country with many islands, then use a simplified map that makes it look like most of them are connected to the mainland... Thanks for the video - brilliant as always!!

  • @matoflynn
    @matoflynn Před 4 lety

    So many quips, absolutely loved it!

  • @Niiwastaken
    @Niiwastaken Před 3 lety

    The amount of shade Half as interesting randomly throws in as jokes is actually amazing

  • @ThiagoDjig
    @ThiagoDjig Před 5 lety +9

    1:58
    "I want this video to take off, and United is just not very good at that"

  • @TheBigRedskull
    @TheBigRedskull Před 6 lety +5

    Is it bad that I look forward to the ridiculously obvious inequalities found in every video
    $22 is cheaper then an Apache attack helicopter. 😂

  • @vaughnhale7903
    @vaughnhale7903 Před 5 lety

    This guy keeps roasting random things and I absolutely love it.

  • @ezic1356
    @ezic1356 Před 5 lety +3

    Now there’s an even longer flight.. Singapore to Newark Liberty international airport (New Jersey) 9,521 miles and 18hrs 45 minutes... yikes