r/Maliciouscompliance I Gave a Bus Groper a Bloody Nose

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  • čas přidán 23. 03. 2022
  • r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a young woman who uses public transportation. A creepy guy sits next to her, pinning her between himself and the window. When it's time for her to get off the bus, the creepy guy refuses to move and tells OP to squeeze past him. OP decides to maliciously comply and squeezes past him -- while slamming her backpack into his face, giving him a bloody nose! Careful what you wish for!
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  • @jimmyrossmeissl6644
    @jimmyrossmeissl6644 Před 2 lety +443

    Bus creep: “Squeeze past me.”
    OP: “Ok”
    OP wins FATALITY

  • @owl7072
    @owl7072 Před 2 lety +610

    Imagine taking up someone's lunch time by talking to them the entire duration of it then telling them "lunch is for getting your food AND eating it" and that they should have eaten faster as if you weren't literally standing there and interrupting them the entire time. The audacity of some people I swear 🙄

    • @Roukle
      @Roukle Před 2 lety +43

      I can't believe she didn't know EXACTLY what she was doing...and yet she still expected OP to come and help her next time...wow.

    • @jesarablack1661
      @jesarablack1661 Před 2 lety +14

      That lunch break had better have been on the clock because the boss made work happen during the lunch break

    • @kodileigh9210
      @kodileigh9210 Před 2 lety +6

      I got this crap from a teacher in high school one year. After she knew I ran a physical fitness program for special needs classmates every Thursday from 11:15-12:15. Then came and supervised- and suddenly I had time and my notes were covered when I was late

    • @frosted_glaceon5513
      @frosted_glaceon5513 Před 2 lety +4

      I had a coworker who did that to me once. He came in yelling at me for something I didn't even do, blocking the exit of the break room. After finishing his pointless lecture, I clocked back in four minutes late. He was a creep and just plain mean to me in particular, and I still have no idea what I did to p*ss him off. He doesn't work at my place any more.

    • @leviathan8215
      @leviathan8215 Před 2 lety +2

      My mom basically did the same thing when I was growing up where she would come sit on my blankets and tell me whatever was on her mind and then get annoyed that I wasn’t getting out of bed. She didn’t like that I pointed out that she was literally keeping me there

  • @sophiejameson4064
    @sophiejameson4064 Před 2 lety +480

    In the very crowded hall of one of the main London underground station a man started groping my arse. I span round, grabbed his wrist and shouted at the top of my voice, telling everyone exactly what he'd been doing. He'd relied on the crowd to cover up his assault but now the table was turned and he was trapped in the crowd with everyone staring at him in disgust. He was sooo embarrassed. It was a glorious moment.

    • @kristashafer93098
      @kristashafer93098 Před 2 lety +13

      Good for you Sophie!! You saved yourself and future women from sexual assault!

    • @kranberry3318
      @kranberry3318 Před 2 lety +20

      Nice!!!

    • @kingvlixor3933
      @kingvlixor3933 Před 2 lety +29

      That's powerful. Bet your parents are proud.

    • @retro3188
      @retro3188 Před 2 lety +13

      Badass.

    • @nataliaalmeida-nacillustra5954
      @nataliaalmeida-nacillustra5954 Před 2 lety +20

      There was a girl who did karate with me who punched a creep in the face on the bus. I never needed to do it, but it sure was an inspiration lol

  • @maieen2665
    @maieen2665 Před 2 lety +546

    It's too bad OP didn't "accidently" drop her backpack on ol' dude's lap.

    • @akankshapatwari4167
      @akankshapatwari4167 Před 2 lety +32

      I once poked a fellow in the privates with my umbrella. The bus was crowded I was standing and the pervert was groping me. I pretended that my umbrella slipped so oops! his yells would have woken up the dead.

    • @SailorMya
      @SailorMya Před 2 lety +5

      Then he really would need to spread his legs for real! lol

    • @pasmas3217
      @pasmas3217 Před 2 lety +51

      as a guy, well kid back then, i had a similar case with a Karen.
      A Karen that was (i do not like calling people round/fat/bulky or any other such characterization, but she was at least) well fed. I was a skinny kid back then and she was taking over 2/3 of the two sits we were sitting on.
      I always like to get up either exactly at my stop or way in advance. having missed my stop few times doing the first thing i was already doing the latter. So i get up to "exit" the seats and she says to me "Sweety hasnt your mother taught you? you dont sit in the inner sit unless you know for sure the person on the outer sit is getting off before you. I think i need to teach you, so you will have to sit in until i get off in 4 stops"
      My stop was 3 stops ahead, which would mean i would have to get off a stop later than my intended stop.
      I tried to argue with her, for the distance of a stop, but she overmatched my voice and wouldnt even let me get a word out. The rear half of the bus was watching us, and thats when i decided to just get up again, put on my backpack (though pretty empty unfortunately) and CLIMB on her right leg, step on the left one while she was sitting, use her head to keep my balance in a moving bus and finally jump off her to the corridor in the mid of the bus!
      She was too surprised and kind of screaming.
      Once i got off her i said "you dont need to get up for me, i got it", because i was a mouthy kid and went towards the door of the bus. still had another stop.
      Just a moment later i came back next to her, to an old-ish man (looking around 62-64) and told him "Sir you can have my seat, its not right for you to be standing"
      and turned to her and said "Could you move inwards so this man can sit?" She was fuming and the 6-7 people closest who heard and had seen the show 10-15 seconds earlier started laughing.
      She akwardly moved in not saying anything!!
      THe man sat down and i was very huppy with my victory.
      As the bus stopped at my stop and i was getting off, she said to the old man "Could you stand? i need to get off" ( i believe she was talking about the next stop,since she didnt seem to hurry for the open doors) and the old man let out a sigh and said "you know my girl, my knees hurt"!!!
      to which people again erru0pted into laughter.
      I do believe the man got up for her in time, but it wasnt within my vision once i was off that bus

    • @TheMadagascarqueen
      @TheMadagascarqueen Před 2 lety +5

      Exactly what I was thinking 🤣

    • @catdogorboth7087
      @catdogorboth7087 Před 2 lety +8

      @@pasmas3217 that’s amazing

  • @jjr9792
    @jjr9792 Před 2 lety +161

    That tip about calling the fire department instead of the town was absolutely brilliant!

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Před 2 lety +509

    Pervert: "Well sweetie, looks like you're gonna have to squeeze past me."
    OP: **Drags backpack across his face, hurting him**
    Pervert: **CONFUSED SCREAMING**

    • @Ryanthusar
      @Ryanthusar Před 2 lety +20

      OP should have used the elbow right in the face with that guy. Let him react to that.
      Not to mention OP should have screamed at the guy the moment he manspreaded about touching them.
      PS: OP could have also climbed over and gone "oops" with the foot right into the crotch.

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle Před 2 lety +15

      I have a similar story.
      I was taking the train home from the capital to the suburbs in the pre-covid days. It was kinda crowded but there were some spots if you looked, I however didn't get one and instead wound up in the handicapped section of the wagon where a Karen and her two children had occupied the entire area.
      Let me make it clear. NONE of them were handicapped and her kids were lying down on the seats taking up a total of seven seats with three people. Me and some other people kind of cornered her making our presence known and expecting her to move her kids out of the way.
      Nope. Whatever was on her phone was way more important than people being allowed to sit down (thank god there weren't any actual handicapped people) and then the train started moving so there wasn't really any choice but to grab onto a pole or handle and hang on.
      So me in a glorious moment of pro/pettyrevenge grabbed onto the pole in front of her seat (you know, for the handicapped or elderly who might need something to hang on to) so that I was standing with my old, worn-out and not soft backpack right infront of her face and my feet right in front of hers.
      Because I was standing and the train moved a lot I "accidentally" stepped on her feet a lot trying to catch my balance and often wound up ramming my backpack right into her face when the train jostled and turned. I never stepped on her feet dead on but my never-cleaned boots scraped and slipped off of her nice looking boots A LOT.
      About three stations in she spoke up and went "Excuse me, you're being quite close" like she wasn't entirely the reason me and 10+ others were forced to stand.
      So in a neutral voice I just went "Yeah sorry about that. There weren't any seats available." and continued holding on for dear life, making sure she had the worst time ever for the remaining 15-20 minutes.
      I was thinking of going nuclearrevenge by letting her know I'd had Thai for lunch so to speak but there weren't really any way of controlling the output and I didn't want to risk inconveniencing the other passengers.
      It was still one of the best train journeys I'd had since I could just listen to music while making sure justice was served.
      I made sure to flip her off as I walked past her window once I got off and she looked irate to say the least.

    • @omegadragons321
      @omegadragons321 Před 2 lety +1

      😂

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Před 2 lety +2

      English is not my language I don’t understand the pervertedness inthe words he said

    • @It-is-me...Melsie
      @It-is-me...Melsie Před 2 lety +8

      @@GamerGrovyle I reckon you should have indeed made it clear you'd had Thai for lunch. Hilarious.

  • @Hybrid301
    @Hybrid301 Před 2 lety +260

    That manager was totally screwing the OP out of pay. Making them do her work on their, most likely unpaid, lunch hour; what a crappy boss.

    • @zacharyjackson1829
      @zacharyjackson1829 Před 2 lety +14

      thats a lawsuit right there

    • @asmith8692
      @asmith8692 Před 2 lety +7

      That was a tidy class action lawsuit payout for me, even though I was one of the few who refused to work during my lunch. The supervisor would have us clock out for thirty minutes at the end of our shift and then clock in for five minutes and then clock out for the day, and we were expected to do paperwork that entire time. When they did it to me, I walked away and ate "lunch" and then came back after my 30.

  • @wendeliennameless3328
    @wendeliennameless3328 Před 2 lety +109

    You know when you hear the words from rSlash saying:
    Cue malicious compliance
    You just know you're gonna have a great time listening to the rest of the story

  • @Dragon10526
    @Dragon10526 Před 2 lety +84

    The story about the online store prices being different than the in-store prices happened to me too with a VR headset, it was $100 cheaper to order it online and I watched as they grabbed the same one I wanted to buy earlier and put in in the back for pick up, it's such a stupid system

    • @King_Of_Midgard
      @King_Of_Midgard Před 2 lety +13

      in-store shoppers are usually willing to pay the larger price to get their item and leave without wasting time going through the rigamarole to get them to honor online prices, and cheap online orders get people to the store for pick-up where they may browse and buy over-priced goods in store. Its not a stupid system, its a predatory one.

  • @zekromtrainer1222
    @zekromtrainer1222 Před 2 lety +31

    I guess OP really *booked* it to get out of the bus lol

  • @worldwidegamer7937
    @worldwidegamer7937 Před 2 lety +9

    As a former Homedepot employee, I can say that story is 100% true. It never made any sense to me as to why we didn't honor our online store price match. When the company moto is customers first but they have bullshit rules that make it specifically harder on the customer then its not customers first

  • @jgwilkinson91
    @jgwilkinson91 Před 2 lety +29

    In a similar manner to the light bulbs, I had priced an iPod online at Walmart for a good price but found it $15 higher in the store. Asked if they price matched and was told no. So I stood next to the display case and pulled out my phone and ordered and paid for it online. I watched for 5 minutes and the same woman who "helped" me earlier, came over and go the iPod out of the case, at which point I said "Yep, that's the one!" I then followed her to the customer service desk, showed my receipt, and happily walked out the store while saving $15! Had the same type of thing at Barnes and Noble on a book. Don't know why they don't price match since the smart customers will order online for store pickup.

    • @mattclose5490
      @mattclose5490 Před 2 lety +4

      Why won't they price match? Because that's what is keeping the brick and mortar stores open. They have to cover the overhead while having to be able to compete online.

    • @hannahhenderson1113
      @hannahhenderson1113 Před 2 lety

      @@mattclose5490 exactly! And usually online sales or deals don't work in physical stores because they tend to be online only.

    • @Sunshineattacks3
      @Sunshineattacks3 Před rokem

      The woman in Home Depot directed her to negative energy at the wrong people. There’s nothing the manager can do about that. She didn’t teach him a lesson because even if someone came in right after her, he would have to do the same thing. She should be mad at corporate. Making his day slightly harder really wasn’t justified here. He didn’t sound like he was mean or rude at all.

  • @deniseeulert2503
    @deniseeulert2503 Před 2 lety +16

    I would not have DREAMED of being snotty to my piano teacher. She was an older woman, and old fashioned when it came to practice and keeping up. Heck, she had been my MOTHER'S piano teacher, and my middle name was given in honor of her first name. I didn't keep on with lessons as long as I should have, and now regret it, just like I was told I would.

  • @samhainnc9416
    @samhainnc9416 Před 2 lety +52

    12:25 You can't blame the Home Depo store for that. They are not allowed to honor the web sales as they are online only sales/prices and the only way to sell them at that price is to place it online. The managers would get in trouble to change prices to match it. I had one tell me that if I ordered online right there on my phone he would check me out with my phone receipt without waiting 30 mins in my car. (might take 10 mins for their system to get the order, but usually it is quicker.) Corporate redtape and oversight has given them very little room to change anything. EXAMPLE. Lowes in my town has their city water meter inside a locked room with all the other water controls. To get the reading each month someone in the water department has to go in and get someone to unlock and let them in each time. OR we could put in a remote read sensor. Just need to drill a small hole to run the wire through the wall and hang it. They couldn't approve it and corporate rejected it after they sent in a request. So every month a manager has to be called up to go outside and unlock the door.

  • @DreadEnder
    @DreadEnder Před 2 lety +13

    The kids in the last story make no sense if your a customer at a shop and you buy something the employees don’t work for you, that makes absolutely no sense

  • @jadewest2410
    @jadewest2410 Před 2 lety +43

    I had a manager that knew I would pick up shifts and stay longer to help. The only days I didn't work was Saturdays, during a meeting between him and other services leaders he decided to ask me in front of all of the other's as well as the service leader who needed the shift covered, if I could work their Saturday shift. I straight up told them no, because I already came in on my day off to go to that meeting and Saturday was my only the only other day off for another 5 days

  • @yosef9793
    @yosef9793 Před 2 lety +9

    The backpack story would be a lot better if op back pack had those spikes on it lol

  • @k3kris
    @k3kris Před 2 lety +221

    My wife and I like your content. Please don't lie in your title, yes he was a creep, he didn't grope her though and OP even said they didn't think he had a bloody nose.

    • @truthseeker9249
      @truthseeker9249 Před 2 lety +36

      I was gonna say the same thing. My boyfriend and I are big fans. He showed Rslash to me.

    • @magiciandice
      @magiciandice Před 2 lety +54

      Agreed. I love RSlash and I listen to him every day but more and more lately his titles are exceptionally misleading.

    • @arxtixdamien
      @arxtixdamien Před 2 lety +36

      @@magiciandice it's the shift of CZcams algorithm, more and more click bait has become the only way to maintain high views for lots of channels. As this is his job, it's understandable that it's something he's began to do. I just wish CZcams algorithm wasn't like this

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Před 2 lety +30

      @@arxtixdamien I really like rslash, but that doesn't make it understandable anymore than a company posting a misleading ad is understandable.

    • @alr3764
      @alr3764 Před 2 lety +16

      that's probably why he put the story in the middle, so we watch at least half thevideo before we get disappointed by him

  • @tylerpatrick3511
    @tylerpatrick3511 Před 2 lety +18

    When I used to work at home depot service desk I essentially did this for the customer. I ordered the object online for them, wrote the order number down. As soon as it came into the system i would pick it to the order area behind me and send them on their way. If the customer was in a super hurry I would confirm that its okay to sign their order out for them when it gets in the system. Write the order down and send them on their way. Its a win win since it gets our order pick time average lower and it makes the customer happy

  • @matthewcamacho7690
    @matthewcamacho7690 Před 2 lety +382

    Hey Rslash, I love your content. I literally sit at work listening to music( and working) until 9 am local time until your podcasts comes out and I listen to it to start my day. I would listen to some of your older podcasts if I hadn't finished them all already.

    • @andrewsuurmeyer9717
      @andrewsuurmeyer9717 Před 2 lety +10

      Glad I'm not the only one who does exactly this lol

    • @oliverlok554
      @oliverlok554 Před 2 lety +8

      I always wait until 10pm local time to sleep even if I’m tired so I can fall asleep to Rslash new posts haha

    • @martinberg3970
      @martinberg3970 Před 2 lety +1

      @@oliverlok554 sleeping to rslash works so well its something with his voice and reading i think😂

    • @ruaine83
      @ruaine83 Před 2 lety +2

      Rslash is how I start my day, and Lazy Masquerade is how I end it (I swear the man's voice is like a human Valium)

    • @willowsliquideyeliner7537
      @willowsliquideyeliner7537 Před 2 lety

      Bro same😭 been watching him since I was in 6th grade, now I’m in 9th. He literally gets me through my day.

  • @shannonp1656
    @shannonp1656 Před 2 lety +19

    In fairness to the business having different prices online and in-store, the website does say this may be the case.

    • @mattclose5490
      @mattclose5490 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah, having used to work in retail, this crap happened all the time. The manager probably couldn't have done what OP wanted without getting in trouble. Maybe the manager was or wasn't being a dick about it but a few light bulbs is never worth risking your job over.

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 Před 2 lety +1

      This sounds like a great strategy for killing the brick and mortar stores; if everything online is cheaper, why bother going to the in-person location in the first place?

    • @shannonp1656
      @shannonp1656 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Tustin2121 The main reason I go in person is to avoid damage in shipping or lost packages. Even if i drive by a place I may still order online to avoid a crowd. Looks like I am part of the problem.

  • @creepypastadw5007
    @creepypastadw5007 Před 2 lety +11

    About the 3rd story: that guy a freak mate! No one in their right mind would say "well sweatie... looks like you're gonna have to squeeze past me" , anyone who's normal would've moved a bit, make an effort to or at least have a similar reaction as our minds are pretty much set to not have any physical contact with strangers. So it's clearly intentional. What the heck happened to our society? People used to be polite and nice.

    • @janewolf6390
      @janewolf6390 Před 2 lety +2

      There have always been gross assholes in the world lol, just now we have the internet to spread their stories

    • @debymello4756
      @debymello4756 Před 2 lety

      When I'm feeling lazy I just turn to the side so my knees won't make things worse

  • @minotaurbison
    @minotaurbison Před 2 lety +27

    Home depot story... I had the same thing happen to me at Walmart... I ordered online and made them bring it to my car too ☺️

  • @nicholi8933
    @nicholi8933 Před 2 lety +5

    Having worked at the depot, can confirm they don't honor their own online price.

  • @tyler4378
    @tyler4378 Před 2 lety +25

    1:58 I can also relate. I worked at two stores at my local mall, and one of them was 🙏toxic🙏. It started out ok, I was a key holder so I'd get a couple 8 or 10 hour shifts a week, and sometimes come in around my other job. About a month in, my 4 to 5 shifts a week dropped to 2 shifts a week, 4 hours long, just enough to cover my other coworker's lunch break. Two shifts turned to one shift, and then I asked my manager what was going on. She called me in for a meeting that I wasn't expecting, bombarded me with a full page of like 8 or 9 different right ups, none of which had she ever discussed with me prior. She said "If I'd been documenting this as I should have, this would be a termination meeting." I was very polite during our meeting, listened to everything she had to say. What it basically came down to was I somehow made her uncomfortable, but that was in no way expressed during the entire time I worked with her. I thought we were getting along pretty well, so it came not only a huge surprise, but also a slap in the face. But I took it in stride. I said I'd work harder on being better. My next shift I had a very positive attitude, didn't speak unless spoken to, and basically spent the whole shift arranging the store. (One of the points was I was "stealing transactions", so I didn't do a single one unless I was asked to.) The shift after that, she calls me in again and basically said that no matter how hard I tried, my hours wouldn't be going up again, so it's probably better for me to quit. So I did.

    • @tyler4378
      @tyler4378 Před 2 lety +5

      She also cut hours and gave most of the hours to the people she liked, which is how I relate to that post

    • @zacharyjackson1829
      @zacharyjackson1829 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tyler4378 i would have sabotaged the F out of her for that. woman messed up by admitting she was straight up wanting to get rid of you

    • @tyler4378
      @tyler4378 Před 2 lety +2

      @@zacharyjackson1829 I wanted to. I wanted to call corporate and report her, but I was already so uncomfortable because of her so I just left. I no call no showed and never went back

    • @zacharyjackson1829
      @zacharyjackson1829 Před 2 lety +4

      @@tyler4378 at least you gave her some bit of an inconvenience. those people are the worst. if you want to fire someone, then fire them. she just didnt want to give you the chance to claim unemployment

    • @tazhienunurbusinezz1703
      @tazhienunurbusinezz1703 Před 2 lety +3

      Willing to bet that you didn't do a darned thing wrong. My late husband was a RN. He was exceptional at his job. Families in our area actually chose a nursing home for their family member based on which facility he was working at. He was promoted to Director of Nursing for a fairly large facility when he was 26. He was the youngest DON in our state by about a decade.
      The board hired a new financial coordinator at the facility. This person wasn't his boss per se but they made all financial decisions & could make his life extremely difficult. This woman was super angry that a man was hired for "a woman's job" & that he was promoted so quickly. She decided she'd do everything in her power to make him lose his nursing license as it's his license that backed the whole facility so, if she could tarnish that, he would be forced out.
      The back story of this is that my late husband only had one dream & it was to be a RN. He grew up poor & couldn't afford college but the year before he was going to apply for financial aid, his father started a construction business that totally tanked his FAFSA. He talked to the army recruiters & asked if there was any job he could sign up for that wouldn't involve killing as he was deeply religious & only wanted to help people. They told him medics don't. They lied & forever traumatized him. The only saving grace was that they paid for his school to get that license.
      He lasted a year & a half before she went to the board & tried a hostile takeover. He resigned because he didn't have any fight left. She literally broke him so he spent the next 2 weeks staring at the wall, never moving, eating or even going to the bathroom. I had to lead him by the hand & help him until I could get him in to emergency doctor & emergency psychiatric care. It took a month of several times a week appointments until he was strong enough to apply as a RN at a different facility. He was hired at his DON pay rate (they wanted him pretty badly). He never again tried to apply for a DON position even though they wanted him to. He did get several accreditations to teach classes though &, when he died, he was making almost $50 an hour where the starting rate was $20 for a RN.
      When he left that DON job, 16 families transferred their loved one to the facility he worked at & they told the board why they were doing so. They let the financial coordinator go when that happened so she tried to go beg for her old job back at a really small facility. They had already hired someone else so she had to take 2 steps down on her career ladder to even get any job in our area (small county of 10,000 people).
      Sometimes female managers (mostly this is a female thing though it isn't always & I've seen men do this too though mostly it's a throwing around their power & ego for dudes if they do similar things) decide they don't like someone for petty & emotional reasons, no matter how good at their job they are & no matter if it'll ultimately screw the business over in the long run. I'm guessing that's what happened to you too. Some people shouldn't ever manage people & a high turnover rate is a pretty good indicator of bad management.

  • @DPWFG
    @DPWFG Před 2 lety +8

    I've definitely "acidentally" smashed someone in the face with a textbook-filled book bag before.

  • @LilDevyl17
    @LilDevyl17 Před 2 lety +8

    *Story 1:* Oh My Ghoul! I've been there so many times! And when I tell them I have plans b/c I was schedule at a time that wasn't convenient for them. It was hilarious to see their reaction!
    *Story 2:* Yep! When you have a neighbors that are so nosey and stick their nose in other people's business. It' usually backfires on the neighbor!
    *Story 3:* That's a lawsuit hon! Don't even do any work for free!
    *Story 4:* With the Bus Stop. OP you had more control then I would have! I would have said, "Okay." Then grab my backpack and in a very dramatic fashion, "Accidently" smacked him in the side of the head with the backpack and continued on my way.

  • @GamerGrovyle
    @GamerGrovyle Před 2 lety +14

    I have a similar story as to the Bus Story.
    I was taking the train home from the capital to the suburbs in the pre-covid days. It was kinda crowded but there were some spots if you looked, I however didn't get one and instead wound up in the handicapped section of the wagon where a Karen and her two children had occupied the entire area.
    Let me make it clear. NONE of them were handicapped and her kids were lying down on the seats taking up a total of seven seats with three people. Me and some other people kind of cornered her making our presence known and expecting her to move her kids out of the way.
    Nope. Whatever was on her phone was way more important than people being allowed to sit down (thank god there weren't any actual handicapped people) and then the train started moving so there wasn't really any choice but to grab onto a pole or handle and hang on.
    So me in a glorious moment of pro/pettyrevenge grabbed onto the pole in front of her seat (you know, for the handicapped or elderly who might need something to hang on to) so that I was standing with my old, worn-out and not soft backpack right infront of her face and my feet right in front of hers.
    Because I was standing and the train moved a lot I "accidentally" stepped on her feet a lot trying to catch my balance and often wound up ramming my backpack right into her face when the train jostled and turned. I never stepped on her feet dead on but my never-cleaned boots scraped and slipped off of her nice looking boots A LOT.
    About three stations in she spoke up and went "Excuse me, you're being quite close" like she wasn't entirely the reason me and 10+ others were forced to stand.
    So in a neutral voice I just went "Yeah sorry about that. There weren't any seats available." and continued holding on for dear life, making sure she had the worst time ever for the remaining 15-20 minutes.
    I was thinking of going nuclearrevenge by letting her know I'd had Thai for lunch so to speak but there weren't really any way of controlling the output and I didn't want to risk inconveniencing the other passengers.
    It was still one of the best train journeys I'd had since I could just listen to music while making sure justice was served.
    I made sure to flip her off as I walked past her window once I got off and she looked irate to say the least.

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul Před 2 lety +4

    Got to love how many people demand you use the bureaucracy, but then complain when you use the bureaucracy....
    Just imagine what their life would be like if more people did just that - used the system to flood their inbox, as was intended.

  • @fogisarockstar
    @fogisarockstar Před 2 lety +4

    Mans felt life and death in that hit

  • @jaspyheart1430
    @jaspyheart1430 Před 2 lety +2

    I think the first couple of stories can be summed up with "don't bite the hands that do the work you don't want to do"

  • @ollie.oliviya7145
    @ollie.oliviya7145 Před 2 lety +3

    I read that as grooper and thought why is a fish groping someone on the bus

    • @joannamyers1268
      @joannamyers1268 Před 2 lety

      A grouper groper lol

    • @joannamyers1268
      @joannamyers1268 Před 2 lety

      Now that I think about it, a grouper groper sounds like someone is groping fish

  • @alexhulea2735
    @alexhulea2735 Před 2 lety +2

    when it comes to assholes in public transportation, i always advise the 'accidental' method of getting off the bus: don't ask for permission, move through them in the most inconvenient way possible ignoring everything everyone says until one is off the bus

  • @shecat105
    @shecat105 Před 2 lety +6

    Used to work for a retail clothing store and the logic of "the brick and mortar store is different from the online store" (as it was explained to me) is that they are literally treated as two different entities. Its same logic as Old Navy and Gap being two different entities. It's fucking stupid but that's the logic behind it.

  • @fitraness123
    @fitraness123 Před 2 lety +15

    Me before the watching the video: Alright! Some revenge on a perv who thinks it's ok to grab people
    Me after realizing the perv only made a suggestion and got beat up by a backpack: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @connald483
    @connald483 Před 2 lety +12

    Hey Rslash, fun fact: in most stores/restaurants "SKU" is often pronounced phonetically, like 'cue' with an 's' at the beginning 😁

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 Před 2 lety +6

    I hope that everyone is having a good Thursday!

  • @shewhowillrise9748
    @shewhowillrise9748 Před 2 lety +10

    As someone who works in retail: the home depot story, unfortunately it’s not only malicious compliance on the customer but the worker as well.
    I work in a store like Home Depot (and previous Walmart) that has the same policy:
    We can price match with other online stores, but if it is the physical’s store website (in this case home depot) we are not allowed. Because they mark those prices based on: region, surrounding town income, and your previous search history.
    So the store I currently work at is surrounded by high income neighborhoods, so our prices are higher than the store down the road that is surrounded by low income neighborhoods.
    So basically just capitalism being racist and greedy like always. (Racist Bc low income and high income neighborhoods where made to make social segregation via the housing market and gerrymandering)

    • @deathsecretary2055
      @deathsecretary2055 Před 2 lety +1

      I worked at Walmart when they stopped doing price matching. We had so many people coming up with old or fake ads and would throw a tantrum when we wouldn't honor them. Had one older lady dressed like she had come straight from church show me a redacted ad. She had blacked out all of the dates and cut pieces out of the paper.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Před 2 lety

      Ugh, yes there are no poor white people. Well maybe 4.

    • @shewhowillrise9748
      @shewhowillrise9748 Před 2 lety +4

      @@mariposa9506 and where did I say there was no poor white people? Signed, a poor white person

    • @shewhowillrise9748
      @shewhowillrise9748 Před 2 lety +3

      @@mariposa9506 the housing market via gerrymandering and social segregation divided low and high in come neighborhoods, which disproportionately affected black communities, because they were poor neighborhoods already because of racism. It’s why HOAs are notoriously racist.
      Ever look at a district map for voting and see weird nonsensical shapes? Purposely done to make poor neighborhoods votes equal less than that of richer neighborhoods. It’s why ppl hate the voting system with the college so much.
      Within each district, the poor/low income neighborhoods were separated from the rich/high income neighborhoods, making it where when the poor people voted, their votes combined would be like 1 or 2 votes via electoral college where as when the rich people voted, it would make their votes be 3 or 4.
      It was made mainly to affect black people, to cut them out from voting as more and more laws were put in place to protect their votes. An underhanded way of suppressing their votes.
      While it does affect poor white people, it was mainly put in effect because of black votes.

  • @_the_gatekeeper_8073
    @_the_gatekeeper_8073 Před 2 lety +10

    At work watching this when I'm not supposed to, I can't help it I'm addicted and I need ammo just in case I need to use one of these stories at work

  • @HomeandHearthHomestead
    @HomeandHearthHomestead Před 2 lety +8

    R/Slash, you don't know it but you've gotten me through many a rough days and nights.
    Thank you. Sending blessings to you and your lovely family. 😇

  • @SkyEcho751
    @SkyEcho751 Před 2 lety +6

    Okay, the Home Depot could actually be explained. I worked at Lowe's and there was a problem with people hacking a price to be different on the online store, it was so bad that some items were to be checked whenever they came through. The real issue is that the guy didn't even TRY to check the online price, which is what I was taught to do.

    • @Robin93k
      @Robin93k Před 2 lety

      This wasn't "Hacking" and this dude wasn't not just not doing his job, he was stealing from the company...
      Honeslty if you let an employee do that without making him responsible for the lost money, than this dude will literally tell everyone of his friends that they just need to come shopping with an MS paint crop of another price and he'll gladly sell it to them... And in exchange he'll get some cash, grass or ass after work~
      Hiding Theft as Incompetence isn't a new concept~

    • @SkyEcho751
      @SkyEcho751 Před 2 lety

      @@Robin93k I was part of the internet fulfillment portion of the store, it was a form of hacking. as (an employee) would pull up the website in the store, and for like 3 seconds it would show a ridiculously low price, then it would update as the system detected something was wrong.
      These were not big ticket items either, but almost always 1 specific $40 item that went through the online store for $5.99. The item never went for such a low price and was marked as an item targeted for suck hacks.
      It was required at lowe's to reduce shrinkage, that was one of the issues I ran into that related to shrinkage. The item could go through for that price, if it was cleared after we flagged the order for suspicious pricing.
      Edit: So I'm clear, somehow hackers were causing lowe's website to accept false prices and send them through the system. The employee might have thought this was a similar thing related to an [Inspect Element] scam, the problem is he didn't even check the store on his computer, which would have confirmed or denied the price.

  • @peleanimationcomics3263
    @peleanimationcomics3263 Před 2 lety +2

    9:24-that literally gave me a laugh of pure satisfaction because that guy DEFINITELY deserves it for being a HUGE JERK!! 😂😂😂

  • @realbadger
    @realbadger Před 2 lety +2

    The conversation with the manager in the Home Depot story after the online purchase had been made, reminded me of the story of a man who looked out his window to his backyard and saw people breaking into his garden shed, which had a lot of expensive tools in it.
    He immediately called the police and told them that they breaking was happening At That Very Moment, and to send someone immediately. The dispatcher asked if the homeowner was in any danger. On learning he was inside, he was advised to stay inside, and said there was no one available to send, but that someone would be sent as soon as possible.
    The guy hangs up (the criminals still diligently working away), then the homeowner calls back after about 30 seconds, and tells the dispatcher, "Okay, there's no rush to send anyone right now; I've shot them all."
    Within about _two minutes_ four or five cop cars roar up, lights on, sirens blowing, and the thieves were all captured/arrested.
    One of the cops went to the homeowner, and said, "I thought you said you'd shot them."
    The homeowner replied, "I thought _you_ guys said you 'weren't available'..."

  • @jamesporquez3682
    @jamesporquez3682 Před 2 lety

    Its really satisfying to hear people sticking it to their terrible bosses by complying to their stupid orders.

  • @gaxalee7392
    @gaxalee7392 Před 2 lety +25

    That pervert wouldn’t have even gotten away with the manspreading if it were me. Not because I’m super confident or anything, but because I would have started sobbing from having a stranger pressed against me like that. It’s also important to note that, because of my height and baby face, people mistake me for being around 14-15 years old so if start crying in public for someone to “please stop touching me” it’s not going to look good for that person on multiple fronts.

  • @thesoperidijot9174
    @thesoperidijot9174 Před 2 lety +5

    I like rslash because it's a person and not a t2s bot

    • @Solariscatto
      @Solariscatto Před 2 lety +2

      i thought that said tf2 bot for a second

  • @gachaleaf1551
    @gachaleaf1551 Před 2 lety +1

    Perv: "Looks like you're gonna have to squeeze past me"
    Me: "Oh, no need!" *stumbles to stand on the chair, before stepping on him and making sure to "accidentally" kick him in the process of getting out

  • @tenhirankei
    @tenhirankei Před 2 lety

    @16:06 Did she also get her kids to behave and pay attention, so it wouldn't take as long to teach them? LOL

  • @billy9144
    @billy9144 Před 2 lety +1

    The pool neighbor is hilarious. It's the middle of the winter and the pool is closed. Nobody is sneaking into his yard to swim in his pool when it's freezing out.

  • @billy9144
    @billy9144 Před 2 lety +3

    Wow that train guy is complete creeper. Loved hearing him get a taste of his own medicine.

  • @mariposa9506
    @mariposa9506 Před 2 lety +5

    Ok but he didn't grab her butt and she didn't break his nose.

  • @darko-man8549
    @darko-man8549 Před 2 lety

    UnitedStatesOfLabia had me nearly choking on my coffee 😂 caught me so off guard

  • @garfeld625
    @garfeld625 Před 2 lety +2

    Every place is understaffed. I hate hearing that term cause it implies a workers issue when really it's a, we aren't paying people what they are worth issue

  • @Carnibee
    @Carnibee Před 2 lety +2

    I was really looking forward to hearing about a bus groper who got a bloody nose…

  • @Mr432scott
    @Mr432scott Před 2 lety +13

    Love your videos Rslash, makes my day to hear you talk about entitled Karen’s 😂😂

  • @maloydonedidit2903
    @maloydonedidit2903 Před 2 lety +2

    Never help management... It just sets precedents for them to abuse.

  • @trustingGuard
    @trustingGuard Před 2 lety +19

    Have a good day! Always good to see RSlash!!

  • @Valkross9
    @Valkross9 Před 2 lety +1

    One of my pet peeves is seeing people use "would of" instead of "would have or would've". I saw it for a split second and that's all I could think about for the rest of that story.

  • @dpray96
    @dpray96 Před 2 lety

    NGL when OP was talking about clumsy bag and manspreading pervert, thought the story was going to end relating to a character from a winter ballet.

  • @stevecannon1774
    @stevecannon1774 Před 2 lety +1

    Hearing about street lights made me laugh. In Tucson, we don’t have street lights in neighborhood streets. If the people on a street want them, all of the neighbors have to agree because all of them will have to pay,not only for the insulation but for the electricity and bulbs. My neighborhood is beautifully dark. We can see stars and the telescopes at Kitt Peak have dark enough skies to operate. Even where there are lights on major streets, they are dim and have shades to keep the light from shining upwards. I love it. 20 miles out of town you can see the Milky Way ( not the candy).

  • @esperanzaestrada8738
    @esperanzaestrada8738 Před 2 lety

    If the boss talks to you about work related thing on your lunch time, your lunch time starts over.

  • @freedomlindsay3084
    @freedomlindsay3084 Před 2 lety +3

    Good morning fellow slashers

  • @Ser_Matticus
    @Ser_Matticus Před rokem

    That story of the Home-depot bulbs, I work as a puller so in thirty minutes these bulbs probably would’ve already been pulled and bagged waiting for OP to waltz his way in and collect them for release.

  • @user-wm3bf7pi3u
    @user-wm3bf7pi3u Před měsícem

    The big problem I've found with LED bulbs is you have to take them out every 5-10 years and wash them.

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 Před 2 lety +14

    The story about the lightbulbs: OP, YTA.
    The manager does NOT have the power to honor the deal. If corporate said “you can’t price match” then *he can’t price match, even if he wanted to.* Corporate could have fired him for honoring your price.
    So, what you *actually* did was waste the people in line’s time, and some poor employees time who did nothing wrong.

    • @elizabethanderson3054
      @elizabethanderson3054 Před 2 lety +6

      Yeah, they stuck it to the little guy who has absolutely no control over corporate decisions. Congrats OP...

  • @CurtisDrew1
    @CurtisDrew1 Před rokem +1

    As a retired Power Company lineman/ repairman/ technician, over the early years, I got street light repair assignments. My boss only wanted me to work only repair tickets he gave me.... I grew up with the guys at the Fire Station, so they loved to tell me where street lights were out. I fixed them when I had time between other tickets. Boss found out and got really pissed at that. He demanded I only work his tickets because he was always calling me off them to take up slack for his lazier service guys. I was good friends with the Fire Marshall, and I explained to him how my boss wanted me to not fix broken lights turned into me by his Departments FD Employees.
    FM waited a few weeks then lodged a complaint with corporate about safety issues not being addressed in a timely manner.
    I got the go-ahead from our VP to keep the FD happy. Thus covertly going way over my bosses head.
    I loved those guys at the FD. They saved my life one time after I'd had a heat stroke. My boss wanted me to just walk it off, but the Captain threatened to arrest him for interfering with my medical emergency. ER Dr. said I was on the verge of death when they brought me in. He said just walking it off would have killed me in 30 minutes.....

  • @hillbillie3469
    @hillbillie3469 Před 2 lety +3

    First time getting to the vid just a few minutes after posting, I feel proud

  • @LDTjbph
    @LDTjbph Před 2 lety +3

    Was just rewatching an old episode. PERFECT timing 😁

  • @jessyxit
    @jessyxit Před 2 lety +11

    Saw the title and knew this was gonna be 👍

    • @leonelcarita
      @leonelcarita Před 2 lety

      And you are commenting just to be one of the first comments... lol

    • @jessyxit
      @jessyxit Před 2 lety

      @@leonelcarita weirdo

  • @wiaf8937
    @wiaf8937 Před rokem

    that girl in the bus really did well, hahahhaa

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 Před 2 lety +14

    "I have what you'd call child-bearing hips."
    Look respectfully, lads.
    "So I hit this pervert with my backpack..."
    Really respectfully.

    • @BadGuy_Bigby1217
      @BadGuy_Bigby1217 Před 2 lety

      Something tells me that they're not telling the full story. The only type of people I know that use the word "man spreading" instead of just saying that they were sitting with their legs spread out are usually the same people that complain about men on a daily basis.

    • @debymello4756
      @debymello4756 Před 2 lety

      Or maybe used it because it's rather specific and simply "spread legs" is a bit up to interpretation so she wanted to make the disconfort clear? It's meant to be read humorously, so keeping it brief also helps in that

    • @BadGuy_Bigby1217
      @BadGuy_Bigby1217 Před 2 lety

      @@debymello4756 How is saying some sat with their legs spread out up for interpretation? I have no doubt the guy was probably being a douche but "man-spreading" for me will always be used as one of those terms to demean guys. I just hate it when the stigma that all guys are evil jerks when most of us are just normal unlike the guy in the story.

    • @debymello4756
      @debymello4756 Před 2 lety

      @@BadGuy_Bigby1217 some people think not having your knees touching is having spread legs, other that it's only if you look like you're trying to give birth. That's how

  • @rimurutexts
    @rimurutexts Před 11 měsíci

    13:25 The reason Home Depot doesn’t price match to the online store is because sometimes there are online only deals that are not applicable in store. I only know this because I actually worked as a cashier at Home Depot for a year and a half. However, if the customer is insistent on getting the online price, cashiers do have the power to mark a transaction down up to $50 without approval from a manager or supervisor.

  • @bazdris8132
    @bazdris8132 Před 2 lety +1

    Always a good day when you wake up to a brand new rslash video :)

  • @falcon1378
    @falcon1378 Před 2 lety +1

    This is such a terrible thing. He grabbed a bus! Who does that?

  • @hesnotfromearth
    @hesnotfromearth Před 2 lety

    Thanks Rslash for being the coolest background audio ever

  • @mitchverr9330
    @mitchverr9330 Před 2 lety

    Bus story, do people not have buses with buttons and drivers with rear view mirrors in other countries? Like, the driver should be looking back, seeing somebody trapped in unable to get out and intervene, no?

  • @Phantommoon-ex2cw
    @Phantommoon-ex2cw Před 2 lety

    If the manager tried to fire OP for that OP could sue or complain to a higher official and get the manager fired

  • @moai8415
    @moai8415 Před 2 lety

    I like how he simplifies sections of sentences

  • @BoliVic96
    @BoliVic96 Před 2 lety +7

    I really love this videos, it's such a shame stories are starting to get repeated, I've listened to every single video a couple times already and being thrilled about a new one to get a repeat it's kinda sad

    • @rissarea23
      @rissarea23 Před 2 lety +2

      Glad I'm not the only one to notice

    • @RiveroftheWither
      @RiveroftheWither Před 2 lety +5

      Accidental repeats happen, hes not going to keep a long detailed record for every single story he's covered on every single subreddit. Also, this isn't new, it's been happening for years.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Před 2 lety +1

      It's rare if ever he has a repeat. There were none today.

    • @mrlugh
      @mrlugh Před 2 lety +2

      i've been listening to rslash daily for years. i don't recall any repeats regarding today, maybe 1-2 ever. Some stories are _highly_ similar, but they are indeed new to this channel. Is it possible you're listening to other youtubbers who have copied Rslash's theme and already covered this story?

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mrlugh Same. I think people get reddit stories from multiple sources and then just accuse rslash of repeats cause they know the story. My memory is pretty good and he might have a very rare repeat at most and I've been watching since the beginning.

  • @faithsanchez5457
    @faithsanchez5457 Před 2 lety

    Yay , breakfast and Rslash , the best morning combo

  • @Aaleg
    @Aaleg Před 2 lety

    “Since we pay you, don’t you work for me?”
    No

  • @strayyystayyy
    @strayyystayyy Před 2 lety

    I’d smile and say “thank you for letting me pass” to the bus guy

  • @ninja-ed8mj
    @ninja-ed8mj Před 2 lety +1

    to the buss story i was expectin her to just shobe him out of the way, and if you dont notice someone standin up nex to you you deserve it

  • @cammando2363
    @cammando2363 Před rokem

    I love how much time we all give away. 9/10 we give a little extra time to get things done right. Especially when we want to.
    Penny pushers don’t seem to realize this. It almost always bites them in the ass.

  • @MrMaradok
    @MrMaradok Před 2 lety

    The only reason I man-splay is because I put my backpack between my legs. I don’t want it getting stolen!

  • @muzankibutsuji8919
    @muzankibutsuji8919 Před 2 lety +6

    Haven’t watched Rslash in a while, this one is good keep up the work!

    • @leonelcarita
      @leonelcarita Před 2 lety

      You didn't even watch the video yet. just trying to be one of the firt comments I see.

    • @muzankibutsuji8919
      @muzankibutsuji8919 Před 2 lety +1

      Wdym, I have watched it? I watched the video first then I commented

    • @leonelcarita
      @leonelcarita Před 2 lety

      @@muzankibutsuji8919 You commented withing 10 minutes of the video being posted. The video is literally 16 minutes long. Is impossible for you to have watched the whole video beforr your comment.

  • @amysargent6109
    @amysargent6109 Před 2 lety

    I once offered a manspreader a tube of diaper cream. . . .

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky Před 2 lety

    I wonder if they ever fixed the street lights for OP

  • @BunnyQueen97
    @BunnyQueen97 Před 2 lety

    The Home Depot guy thinks he’s the winner, but he’s an idiot for not just ordering the in-store pick up as soon as he saw the deal. He added like at least an hour and a half and ten steps to that process for no clear reason.

  • @24xxmonkeyxx42
    @24xxmonkeyxx42 Před 2 lety

    4:15 there's good reason to be upset cause if someone drowns in the pool the owner will be at fault

  • @jayolila3046
    @jayolila3046 Před 2 lety

    Hahaha I read the title and I misunderstood the title I was about to comment.
    "I too also grope a bus"

  • @dealwithit9772
    @dealwithit9772 Před 2 lety +1

    My screen didn't load so it was blurry so instead of physical media I heard physical birria. I think I'm hungry 😕

  • @MizTameRumors
    @MizTameRumors Před 2 lety

    Ahhh a love the results of women not minimizing themselves to get around creeps. Go big, make THEM uncomfortable.
    They don't expect it.

  • @jonathanreid2237
    @jonathanreid2237 Před 2 lety

    I have been looking forward to this for a 3rd of my 18hour drive

  • @markrayes2973
    @markrayes2973 Před 2 lety +3

    5:35 to be clear...here in the us... it's illegal to interrupt a employees Break with Work related problems, chatting etc....
    some states take it further making employers have to pay their employee for a hour premium regardless of the length of conversation if the employer wishes to press the matter after told by the employee they are on break...so a 10 sec convo? 1 hour of pay...
    others flat out basically don't ask for the "consent" ...if a employee is on break and you engage them with work related stuff... it's a 1 hr of pay for them since you have interrupted their lunch
    also several states make it clear you are to clear up what you are doing and punch for lunch before your 5th hour...some times quite literally drop what you are doing....and go to lunch 😈 lots of lovely malicious compliance with this one

  • @rancidbeef582
    @rancidbeef582 Před 2 lety

    Too bad OP in the bus story couldn't summon a massive fart while she was in front of his face.

  • @daniellundberg2875
    @daniellundberg2875 Před rokem +1

    Who tf runs other countries? I live in Sweden, and I can't remember the last time I saw a streetlight out.

  • @Jo-yp8wy
    @Jo-yp8wy Před rokem

    Cree manufactured the very first real blue LED. It was amazing. Many years ago. I was a geek then.

  • @deaniej2766
    @deaniej2766 Před 2 lety +1

    Actually, call the neighbors Home Insurance Company about the pool and fence. This will have several consequences. First, it goes on the bools as a "claim" even if they don't file one. Second, they might have their Home Insurance cancelled for not being in compliance with the law. Third, Their Mortgage might require them to pay it off or even sell their house due to it being uninsured. For the record, in MOST of the states in the US 3 "claims" on the insurance means you HAVE to get insurance through the State Pool and it's about twice as expensive. These are not the same as when you file a claim for payment. These "claims" can be something as innocent as asking what is covered because you don't know if it is enough to meet your deductible or even if you are calling out of curiosity. 3 "claims" and you're out. Since it is on "real" property, they count "claims" made by previous owners. So if they had the roof replaced due to a hail storm, that one count against you and your property, whether you know about it or not. Insurance, like the IRS, does NOT care if you can cover it or not, they do what they do and they do not care about you. Yes there is a shared registry that shows what "claims" are on the property, so it doesn't matter that they are different insurance companies, ALL "claims" count against the property.

    • @Robin93k
      @Robin93k Před 2 lety

      The country of Freedom*
      *Until you get 3 Strikes, than you'll be financially and emotionally raped by the US system...

  • @wolcek
    @wolcek Před 2 lety

    The bus story - I cannot quite understand the lack of "excuse me" at an appropriate time from the OP. She just seems like a complete passive-aggressive AH to me.