Buddhist Russians that really liked digging tunnels in the Sahara...near exploding caves...While eating moss. I HOPE YOU LIKED LEARNING ABOUT THIS ABSOLURRRTLY TRUE PLACE!! #Qitzikwaka
You know what Toby, when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?
that happened to me with limberwisk. as a person who knows basic geography, i thought “how havent i knew about this country? unless its a greenlandic province, why would he name it a “country”?”
As a native Qitzikwak, I applaud you for giving some attention to our humble nation! However, you did forget to mention the war we had with Albania and Suriname, but other than that, thank you for putting my country in the limelight!
@@randomdude5728 yes during communisms in our country the only legal lastnames were numbers from 1-100 . Then after when we moved into free market liberal democracy under our glorious lider Texas 2 , the only legal names became amirican states to express our new devotion to free market
Qitzikwaka is a beautiful country. Went there last summer and had a great time. The people were very hospitable. It is an amazing and totally real country!
I went there a couple months ago and I was pleasantly surprised! If you like Qitzikwaka, you should try Limberwick. It's a very nice cultural country in the arctic circle. Very nice place, I'd rate it 10/10.
i recently found his channel and i fell for this tradition not once, not twice, but thrice. and its all because i didn't watch the end of the video. so for a solid day i was thinking amber, qitzicakalini and limberdisk or whatever were all real countries. 🤣
@@ivanche8237, well, most Slavic nations Were under USSR De Facto control under Warsaw Pact. Only Yugoslavia remained independent but as a country similar to USSR.
this is the first april fools that was actually posted on the 1st in australia. all the others say the 2nd April but not this one, it looks amazing. sucks to be you
This country sounded so good and I was never more motivated to visit a foreign country so I went on Google to research it. I cried silently afterwards.
I've only ever met one Qitzikwakan in my life- we were friends in middle school before his family ended up moving to some island near Greenland. Yellin and his family (I could never pronounce their last name) were the only loggers from Qitzikwaka. They were all really personal and intensely caring, and not what I expected from Buddhists.
One minor correction, the airport sees daily Aeroflot flights to Omsk served by different plane each day because the airframe needs to be exposed to the heat and extreme cold every once in a while, and this is a cheap way to do it, plus there are feeder flights at both ends.
"Wow, I never heard of this country before, this seems interesting..." "blue-spotted giraffe, what?" I made it in 7 minutes before realising. I probably am an idiot.
I had to watch it all the way to the end of the video to realize but I also looked on my map and I didn’t see it so I thought my map was outdated TEHEE
I thought it was going to be a real country at first so i decided to watch the video since i never heard of it before, i only realized it was a joke when he starting talking about cities being underground
That’s what I thought when they talked about Banditerra-a country in the middle of the Indian Ocean that has black sandy beaches & grows lavender?-BOOOOY was I fooled!
I was born Patch-Amberdash, my mum is from Limberwisk and my dad is from bandiaterra and we currently live Qitzikwaka for study. It's an amazing country! :)
This was the first April Fools episode I watched a while ago. I actually seriously bought it... of course until the end. After that I could generally tell which episodes were fake and which were real
its real im from wakaka ayaaya wakka ayaay sombya wakkkak ayyyyaaaaaa the most northern city 56465645645645645 feet underground and i eat moss and space dolphins!!!!!!!!!!
@@renedanielmendezlopez4473 Well, kind of, but not really since they're just the peak of an underwater mountain high enough to be above sea level, but they appear to be floating viewed on land. It'll be cool if Barbs talks about one that ACTUALLy floats.
Qitzikwaka is the coolest country! I was born in and grew up in Scotland however my family is from qitzikwaka. I visited for the first time last spring and oh boy was it awesome. We explored tons of cool little underground settlements and even visited my family’s hometown of Kyrkra. It was so interesting to see how my fellow Qitzikwakans had adapted to subterranean life. Awesome video!
Actually, it's pronounced "Cheet"Zikwaka, as the Q functions less like in "Qatar" and more like it does in Chinese. Think how "Qi" and "Chi" are the same thing. Also, the demographics map, although technically correct, is... well off. The century of integration Qitzikwaka has experienced makes most people, much like the language, a creole. A study done by the University of Kyrkrə in 2018 found that, genetically, over 62% of the country has at least one great-grandparent that is Qitzi-maba and another that is Quitzi-Kalmyk, with most of the country identifying as simply Qitzi. Although, props for remembering to add the "u" in Quitzi-Kalmyk, and getting the capitalization of the demographics groups right.
In Chinese, "Qi" and "Chi" are not the same, but they are similar. "Qi" is like "Chee" and "Chi" is like "Cher". Q and Ch make slightly different sounds, too.
@@ayandutta7860 First off, you mispelled it yourself. It's Qitzikwaka not Qitzikwak. And second off, he is not the country. That would be the same as saying that I am the United States of America, no, I am not, I am American. So you are the dumb one here lmao.
@@mr.langustinos5808 i thought it was just another small country i have never heard of. i never thought he would bamboozle us like that. the way he spoke was really convincing and he had all the facts about the country set up lmfao it came outta nowhere dawg
What I love the most about these April Fool's countries is all the detail, the straight face, and the ALMOST plausibility! I mean, a lot of Qitzikwaka's elements DO exist in real places (underground community, surprising demographic with a fun story behind it, deadly animal as the national one, limited diet, surviving in the middle of nowhere, unexpected wealth) but when you put them TOGETHER and then add spiked turtles and a dare...
Notable people not only for QITZIKWAKA but also for the world: 11:02 : Musician and Ostrich Brain surgeon ( Do they need one? ) 11:03 : 47 time swimming gold medalist ( How many years did she swim for? ) 11:04 : Soccer player and Textile mogul( Whatever that means? ) 11:05 : Producer and Billionaire Botanist ( HUH!! Can they do THAT!!! ) 11:06 : Cured cancer and got amnesia and forgot how!!( GREATEST TRUE LEGEND ALERT ) 11:07 : National Hero and Toothpick Salesman ( Cool guy with lamest side job ) 11:08 : Recording artist and Shark Whisperer ( Cool women with coolest side job ) 11:09 : Foot model that died in a plane crash ( Seems very possible and very depressing ಠ_ಠ ) 11:11 : Modern Sufi poet and sock enthusiast ( Just like everybody else, HE LOVES SOCKS ) 11:12 : supermodel for pizza and burger chain ( NOT FOR KFC!! This guy sucks ) 11:13 : Historian and Jacuzzi Salesman ( Yeah I searched what Jacuzzi is and WHAT!! ) 11:14 : Painter and Bear Trainer ( Why isn't he the coolest guy in the world ) 11:15 : Wrestler and Nobel Prize winning biologist ( Seriously you kind of went overboard with that ) Thanks to you Barby I Learned about these ABSOLURRRTLY TRUE GLOBAL HEROES. Love from a Scientist and a batman substitute in Patch Amberdash.
FFS i was so confused that ive never heard of this place before, and was even more confused when nothing came up on google. Then I remembered what day it is
I was talking to my dad how come we didn't even hear about this country, as I was watching the video. And he was ready to pack his bags for a visit. Damn man, you got us!
I and my wife were listening enraptured with this unbelievable place . . . until 5:40 when I thought to check the date it was posted. Kudos on creating a compelling alternate history.
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Buddhist Russians that really liked digging tunnels in the Sahara...near exploding caves...While eating moss. I HOPE YOU LIKED LEARNING ABOUT THIS ABSOLURRRTLY TRUE PLACE!!
#Qitzikwaka
Hello there
Hi
Hello
Hi
Thats weird
Moral of the story: Always trust African princes that reach out to you.
😂
And 1 april
Especially if they want to ship gold to you via Western Union.
You know what Toby, when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?
That Nigeria prince actually made me a billionaire by now. I finally has the money to purchase youtube premium!!
I am natively Qitizikwakan who was born in Patch Amber-Dasch, married a Bandiaterran, and had kids in Limberwisk.
Aryan Ihsan mr worldwide
Hello my fellow Limberwiskan
I am from Bandiaterra, my dad is from Limberwisk, my uncle is from Patch-Amberdash, and my best friend is from Qitzikwaka.
Mr worldwide from an alternative universe
His name is PGC Brey
Qitzikwaka: *EXIST*
Qatar: *_"Finally! the worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"_*
Me, an actual geographer: *visibly confused by this video and frantically searching every existing atlas for a nonexistent country*
that happened to me with limberwisk. as a person who knows basic geography, i thought “how havent i knew about this country? unless its a greenlandic province, why would he name it a “country”?”
I'm not a geographer, but I do know a sovereign state when I see one, so I was confused about this like "wtf wth is this"
Yeah that was me but with Limberwisk
I was very confused to I was like I don’t remember this on the map😂
@chileanyways6547 did you find it?
who else saw the video and thought:
"Barby did it again, didn't he..."
Alexander Danko I saw the flag and was like hold up that’s not a country what day is it lol
I first saw the flag and was like... hm I don't know that flag... what country is it? But as soon as I read the name I knew it's that day again :D
we all knew it since BANDIATERRA
Ye
Took me a second to realize it was April 1st but at least I realized
As a native Qitzikwak, I applaud you for giving some attention to our humble nation! However, you did forget to mention the war we had with Albania and Suriname, but other than that, thank you for putting my country in the limelight!
*Alabama 100*
@@randomdude5728 yes during communisms in our country the only legal lastnames were numbers from 1-100 . Then after when we moved into free market liberal democracy under our glorious lider Texas 2 , the only legal names became amirican states to express our new devotion to free market
Bartosz Gańko oh ok sorry
Sponsored by Alabama
You forgot the war against gernant
I can only imagine how successful he is when he is lying to his parents
sadly his dad died but his mum is rly nice
@@jamesdavison1786 wow there 😮
James Davison I know, its really sad tho
James Davison how do u know
Not to mention, look at what day it is
As a Qitzikwakan I’m really happy with how you represented my country ❤️
im from patch amberdash with qitzikwakan ethnicity! hello brother
Nice I’m from bandiaterra hello!
Greetings from South Africa 🇿🇦!My African brother :)
@Arlo no crap lol
Hello from Limberwisk
2015: a pacific islands country
2018: an arctic islands country
2019: a trans ocean trans continental country
2020: an underground country
2015 was in the Indian Ocean
2015 was a pacific islander cultured INDIAN ocean Island country
With Danish influence
2021: an outer space country
2021 is a space nation
2021: Underwater country (Maldives)
barbs creating countries
2015: Bandiaterra
2018: Limberwisk
2020: Qitzikwaka
2019 was Patch Amberdasch
im serious i thought all of those where real...
2019: Patch-Amberdasch
2030 : Qwertyland
@Semih Sahin 2110:potanginamo
Barb: I'm in quarantine
Also him: inviting like 20 friends
20? I only see 2 :P
while not keeping proper distance
@@etoinedevries7583 your right, I was exagurating
Étoine de Vries Its a joke you fool.
And drinking AHEM cough-ee.
Qitzikwaka is a beautiful country. Went there last summer and had a great time. The people were very hospitable. It is an amazing and totally real country!
I went there a couple months ago and I was pleasantly surprised! If you like Qitzikwaka, you should try Limberwick. It's a very nice cultural country in the arctic circle. Very nice place, I'd rate it 10/10.
The underground malls are so modern as well, although I wouldn't recommend going during the summer if you want to look at the thorn huts
@@hayoulooked woooosh
@@hayoulooked ur wrong
it doesnt exist
1:04 "The very essence of their existence depends solely on creativity"
I see what you did there...
It is a nice touch indeed
Mistersky46 what did he do
@Stef their essence are creative, nods to that he created them
I watched this episode out of pure curiosity for Barb's imagination.
Also me
Me too
@@joaohenriquecarvalho9741 😂😂
Same here
Who doesn't x3
"47 time Olympic swimmer gold medalist"
Hold up
It was at this point that I remembered the date. Though I became suspicious at the blue spotted giraffe.
@@teof99 you basically have to buy half a shirt at least now😉
@@Mr0Anonymous0 Half a shirt or one and a half mugs :D
Fake!
@@joannrj6396 it’s a joke bruh
Me: notices bad flag
Me: “blue spotte- wtf”
Also me: googles qitz- YOO I’ve been tricked
And quite possibly bamboozled
The flag is not that bad designwise
We’ve been speckledorfed
barby: the trickster
Desert chess.
Or, as they call it in the desert: Chess.
You got my vote on that
Nil that had me dead 💀
I’m still angry I was fooled into believing Bandiaterra existed 😂
Im angry that i thought Limberwisk was a real country
@@dtc177 I'm actually more angry about the language not being real. And that no one has made it a conlang.
Me too bruh
Me too
If no one makes Hush a conlang im’a be sad
Paul is doing straight up world-building with these April fools videos. You could write a book about these fictional countries.
I’m actually considering doing that!
That gives me an idea
hrmmm
I want "1st of April" countries to exist .
Same, they're such interesting and beautiful places
It's Apell pool day
Time to forcefully migrate people to create these countries
@@hartenny
Auto correct day?
We can make it real :)
Man this place is so obscure that even google maps doesn't have it 😂
It's a fake Country 😂 this video os a joke for once
@@brewen_lmrch His comment was a joke too.
@@BeryAb oh... Sorry english is not my native language so sometimes I don't understand when it's a joke
?
Some Famous people include:
A guy that sells toothbrushes
A person that likes to model feet
A sock lover
Pizza supermodel
And a guy that cured cancer but forgot how.
An Ostrich Brain Surgeon
Don't forget the shark whisperer!
a guy who made a speech, but can't remember what he said :)
Shark whisperer from a land locked desert country...
I didn't know this was a April fool's day, so i literally believed till the end. I'm sad.
Blue giraffe? Spiked desert tortoises?
@@massivecowbreakout7555 oh, i didn't remember that '-'
i recently found his channel and i fell for this tradition not once, not twice, but thrice. and its all because i didn't watch the end of the video. so for a solid day i was thinking amber, qitzicakalini and limberdisk or whatever were all real countries. 🤣
Same after watching the video I told my family about it because I believed it was real 💀
@@massivecowbreakout7555 at that point I was getting doubt
I can't believe how many people actually fall for these April fools episodes...
I know it's a April Fools prank but I was bored in quarantine and I need entertainment 😆
Not me
In faith of the human race I hope none but children.
@@satriahadi1893 that's fine, I didn't say they aren't fun to watch ;)
@@lifesupport5478 and americans...
This man: ready to prank me with another fake country
Me: having been watching for 3 years... NOT AGAIN... I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!
Happy April fools everyone!
Me: yes agian. I love these things
Posted 1 april
Lumberswitch
Its real
When I notice that Qitzikwaka has longer eoisode than Finland...
Afro-Slavs: *exist
USSR, now a ghost: Why didn't I make Qitzikwaka SSR?
*it’s an April fools joke it doesn’t exist*
@@animacs2728 *_THEY KNOW!_*
You think all slavic nations were in ussr?
@@ivanche8237, well, most Slavic nations Were under USSR De Facto control under Warsaw Pact. Only Yugoslavia remained independent but as a country similar to USSR.
@@animacs2728 REALLY
"Cured Cancer but got amnesia and forgot how"
Wait a minute
That made me burst out laughing
In the next April fools country, you should make the friendzone part only consist of other April fools countries
Thats a good idea
Great idea!
ah goddammit
@@animal579 what?
Hi I’m from Limberwisk. Like if you’re from Qitzikwaka, Patch-amber-dash, Bandiatera or Limberwisk.
I'm a bandiaterran it's a beautiful country over here I love Limberwisk people too greetings fellow friend
Hello from Qitzikwaka!
Kovu 2004 my dad was born in Patch-Amberdash and my mom was born in Bandiaterra, and I have a Limberwiskan passport because I was born there!
I'm from the UK but I'm planning to move to Limberwisk.
I’m Mexican but my dad is from Bandiaterra and my mom from Patch-amber-dash
I started questioning the reality of this county once saw the “native” animals
The reservoir claw fish, flying lavender gecko, and cave whip scorpion were convincing but the rest definitely were not.
When you live in New Zealand and got this video when it wasn’t even April fools anymore
Same but I’m from Oz
this is the first april fools that was actually posted on the 1st in australia. all the others say the 2nd April but not this one, it looks amazing. sucks to be you
Same
Geography now: Qitzikwaka exist
Me: *Looks at the date*
Date: Fools day
I only got it when they showed the animals...man I'm slow today.
This is literally the second one that has got me today and it is 7 am
Same
Same xd
So Limberwisk, Bandiaterra and Qitzikwaka, and patch amberdash... doesnt exist?
*cries in the corner*
Soon will be ;)
You forgot Finland and Australia too
I publicly execute furries In my front garden and canada
Well the locations are real
Ryan Naby thats what i said
I love how the map is just backwards Irak
i think its staten island, but im not 100% certain
More like Syria im from Iraq
It looks a little bit like Afghanistan or Iran
@@mustafc9200 yeah looks Like Syria
*iraq
Funny coincidence I noticed: The Geography Now episodes about my favorite countries all got released on April 1st!
This country sounded so good and I was never more motivated to visit a foreign country so I went on Google to research it.
I cried silently afterwards.
Nice.
Sorry to hear
it also happened to me last year with "Patch amberash", i was so disappointed ahahahah
I actually spent 10 minutes on trying to find this country on google maps :(
@SOMMANI GAMING what do you mean, it does. It's just underground
Its actually there. Not the cities though. The reservoir is definitely fake, but the runway is not.
Me too 😂😂
First time?
Actually, I found an airport talked in the video, and I don't even know their capital is exist or not.(I can't find it but rocks.)
8:29 fun fact: a type q plug outlet does not exist.
I've only ever met one Qitzikwakan in my life- we were friends in middle school before his family ended up moving to some island near Greenland. Yellin and his family (I could never pronounce their last name) were the only loggers from Qitzikwaka. They were all really personal and intensely caring, and not what I expected from Buddhists.
I'm from Limberwisk lmao
Fractal Fssk wshhh pfttttt
Hffffssshhffff
I am from Bandiaterra, my dad is from Limberwisk, my uncle is from Patch-Amberdash, my friend is from Qitzikwaka
I like in PaCh AmBeRdAsH
I've only ever met no Qitzikwakan in my life- he was my imaginery friend in middle school before he ended up getting deported to North Korea.
This country is so unknown that’s you forgot to put it after Qatar!
Have you realised it's fake?
@@nehakala8863 yes it's a joke he was joking aswell
Neha Kala r/woooosh
Neha Kala lmao wooosh
OMFG “cured cancer but got amnesia and forgot how” cracked me the f up
Imagine that actually happened in real life
OH GOD THEY HEARTED IT AHHHHHHHH
It's depressing to see that even a year ago, we still had April fools during Quarantine...
“Foot model that died in a plane crash”
Qitzikwaka: **exists**
Me: **looks at what date is it**
lqajlax 23 no it’s just April fools
@@JIMJIM-ls2sf thats the same thing
Mom was from Bandiaterra, Dad from Limberwisk and I’m born here in Patch Ambderdash. We went here to Qitziwkaka for vacation and it was amazing!
What a great life
One minor correction, the airport sees daily Aeroflot flights to Omsk served by different plane each day because the airframe needs to be exposed to the heat and extreme cold every once in a while, and this is a cheap way to do it, plus there are feeder flights at both ends.
When u know it's not a real country but still watched the whole clip. Love the creativity all the way from Cameroon 🇨🇲 Africa
"Wow, I never heard of this country before, this seems interesting..."
"blue-spotted giraffe, what?"
I made it in 7 minutes before realising. I probably am an idiot.
Same 😭
I thought it was real, all animals were real, like if Papua new Guinea can have alien birds but now I feel like an idiot lol
It is fake?
I had to watch it all the way to the end of the video to realize but I also looked on my map and I didn’t see it so I thought my map was outdated TEHEE
I thought it was going to be a real country at first so i decided to watch the video since i never heard of it before, i only realized it was a joke when he starting talking about cities being underground
imagine someone who was born in limberwisk has parents from Bandiaterra and Patch Amberdash and now lives in Qitzikwaka
You got me! I searched blue spotted giraffe, and I began planning my vacation to Qitzwhatever.
Barbs be the only guy to struggle to pronounce names that he created
Who else loves episode on little known country’s. Every year on April.
they actually aren't little known country's. they don't even exist
Daniel Carneiro he is playing on the joke.
@@effcee oh ok
@@danielcarneiro5483 fuck you
Daniel Carneiro sigh im not serious
“You can’t see this country”
Is this where John Cena is from?
Is it also where militaries buy camouflage?
residentasian
It’s an old meme but it checks out
I almost choked
@1141514 i also can't see that place.
1141514
You must be really fun at parties
I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂 i literally watched this episode with all of my focus and just to found out in the end its an april’s fools video AHAHAH
Geography now rookie subscribers: "Wait, this country doesn't exist!?!?!"
Geography now veteran subscribers: "First time?"
exeterra the first and last time I was fooled was in 2015
*limberwisk flashbacks*
@@Mark_Master1 EHHHHHHHHYYYYY
Yep
What are you talking about? This is a very real, very nice country, you UUUU (Qitzikwakan for dummie)
Not gonna lie, I searched this country on google maps when i was at middle of the video and i couldn't find it; i thought google is broken
That’s what I thought when they talked about Banditerra-a country in the middle of the Indian Ocean that has black sandy beaches & grows lavender?-BOOOOY was I fooled!
i looked it up 5 seconds in
ArtTECH /Lo-Po 2.0 same
@ArtTECH /Lo-Po 2.0
I was in denial when I at the end of the video he said banditerra wasn’t real when i first seen the video
Mihail Goga me tooo lol. Mainly because I’m from Africa and I was like why havnt I heard of this country before.
Ooh he did a non-Island country this time?
*Now this is an Avengers Level Threat.*
I’m so used to watching bfdi and seeing bfdi profile pictures that I nearly ignored the loser
Yup
@@grimlar loser is back ( bfb 16 and TPOT are released)
Jesus is God
"Calm down you ignorant sqizl-twit" got me rolling 😂😂😂
"cured cancer but got amnesia & forgot how" - that right there is a woody allen movie waiting to happen.
Yeah and "shark whisperer", "socks enthusiast" and "pizza and burger chain model"
Fun fact: the picture from where that “Oasis” is from is only 45 minutes outside my city :) Lot of memories were formed there
Yeh, i beleived him till then, but thats in texas
Hamilton I believe
Ah a native Qitzikwakan
@@alexfielding5643 WHat are you talking about? That's DEFINITELY Qitzikwaka!
Nobody:
Gary Harlow: ThReE-LeGgEd ShReW!!!
Who else googled three legged shrew?
Literally every memer knows it
This is actually so close to possible that it's fascinating
I was born Patch-Amberdash, my mum is from Limberwisk and my dad is from bandiaterra and we currently live Qitzikwaka for study. It's an amazing country! :)
No way, cool! I was born in Limberwisk, my father was Bandiaterran, and my mother is Patch Amberdaschian.
I'm 100% Limberwisk, cool dude!
i honestly wish this country was real, it sounds so cool
it's real in our hearts!
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes, it does
When I heard Russian Buddhists....there are the people of Kalmykia, Russia.
Me too!
That's why they fly to Elista, which is the capital of...?
This was the first April Fools episode I watched a while ago. I actually seriously bought it... of course until the end. After that I could generally tell which episodes were fake and which were real
Basically nobody:
Qitzikwaka: Wakanda Forever.
wakanda is hell
I though camp wanawanakwa from total drama😂
Thank goodness someone did thought about this too 😌
Kalmyk Wakanda lol
I'm literally crying right now I'm so sad that this country doesn't exist 😭 this country sounds so cool and interesting
It would be so cool tho
@@trollrat2828 after you become a millionaire/billionaire pls make this country possible, thank you!
IT DOES EXIST
@@redtigergaming1467 if billinoanres could make countries we would have many more trust me
its real im from wakaka ayaaya wakka ayaay sombya wakkkak ayyyyaaaaaa the most northern city 56465645645645645 feet underground and i eat moss and space dolphins!!!!!!!!!!
The next april fools country: a floating island
@OrionAnimate See how he's gonna spell it on 1st April 2021...
Technically all islands are floating... In water
@@renedanielmendezlopez4473 Well, kind of, but not really since they're just the peak of an underwater mountain high enough to be above sea level, but they appear to be floating viewed on land. It'll be cool if Barbs talks about one that ACTUALLy floats.
@@yongzhengma3564 true true, allow me to shake thy hand, from philosopher to philosopher
@@renedanielmendezlopez4473 ;D
As a limberwisk citizen thank you for covering this country, I'm super intrested to go there after this pandemic is over.
This nation is "UNDERGROUND NATION THAT SHAPE LOOK LIKE SYRIA"
Or Uganda
@@thejgamer0855 too dry to be Uganda and too north to be Ecuador
@BaluchistanBall Mapping thats QIT.....oh wait what it name again DAMN'IT
anyone from Limberwisk???!!??
like if you are
Finør i am!!! but im half Banditarran😥👁👄👁
Conner Winston what? Same!!!!
My mother is from Bandiaterra and my father is from Limberwisk
I live in the UK, but I am 0.5% Dash Amberan.
Yeah! I actually speak hush
Nobody:
Gary Harlow: FlYiNg LaVeNdAr GeCkOs!
Alternative Name: Dwarf Purple Dragon
That's me :)
Lol
Well, what can I say, over 200 likes in just a day...☺️
Qitzikwaka is the coolest country! I was born in and grew up in Scotland however my family is from qitzikwaka. I visited for the first time last spring and oh boy was it awesome. We explored tons of cool little underground settlements and even visited my family’s hometown of Kyrkra. It was so interesting to see how my fellow Qitzikwakans had adapted to subterranean life. Awesome video!
Actually, it's pronounced "Cheet"Zikwaka, as the Q functions less like in "Qatar" and more like it does in Chinese. Think how "Qi" and "Chi" are the same thing.
Also, the demographics map, although technically correct, is... well off. The century of integration Qitzikwaka has experienced makes most people, much like the language, a creole. A study done by the University of Kyrkrə in 2018 found that, genetically, over 62% of the country has at least one great-grandparent that is Qitzi-maba and another that is Quitzi-Kalmyk, with most of the country identifying as simply Qitzi.
Although, props for remembering to add the "u" in Quitzi-Kalmyk, and getting the capitalization of the demographics groups right.
I guess we're taking this seriously this time
Wow that's pretty amazing info, are you a native? It's rare to find one on the internet
Рiднi Чiцiквака Ногiбаэ!
Ridni Qit'zikwaka Nogibaæ!
In Chinese, "Qi" and "Chi" are not the same, but they are similar. "Qi" is like "Chee" and "Chi" is like "Cher". Q and Ch make slightly different sounds, too.
Actually in chinese and aren't the same thing - is alveolopalatal and is retroflex
Wow thank you for finally covering my country! Proud to be Qitziqwakan!
Fun fact: Our country is the highest scoring country name in scrabble.
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me too I'm Qiitzikwakan🏁
I’m from qitzikwaka too 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
It's qitzikwak not qitzikwakan
@@ayandutta7860 First off, you mispelled it yourself. It's Qitzikwaka not Qitzikwak. And second off, he is not the country. That would be the same as saying that I am the United States of America, no, I am not, I am American. So you are the dumb one here lmao.
Imagine if they made an April Fools episode on Sealand. Nobody would believe but it is 100% real.
They should totally do that next year
The joke is that it's not a joke
In zoutelande in zoutelande
Why am I getting Hetalia vibes from seeing Sealand?
they should do Molossia
I upvote this!
I was just shocked at the end. How could I believe all of these?! 🤣🤪
Well done man 😁😅
OK Barb at this point you're making these countries up.
James Arnett he does not t every year as a joke
James Arnett I knew it once he got to Australia
You don't say lol
@@danieldelport1537 Still waiting on a UK episode though. Grrrrrr
Oh fuck it's April fools I'm an idiot.
Only realized it was a joke after “desert spiked tortoise”... damn man
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE MAN
@@mr.langustinos5808 i thought it was just another small country i have never heard of. i never thought he would bamboozle us like that. the way he spoke was really convincing and he had all the facts about the country set up lmfao it came outta nowhere dawg
I noticed it after the blue giraffe hahahaha
I knew from the start that this was a joke cause I watched the limberwisk video
I believed this even at that and I just found out when I finished the video
What I love the most about these April Fool's countries is all the detail, the straight face, and the ALMOST plausibility! I mean, a lot of Qitzikwaka's elements DO exist in real places (underground community, surprising demographic with a fun story behind it, deadly animal as the national one, limited diet, surviving in the middle of nowhere, unexpected wealth) but when you put them TOGETHER and then add spiked turtles and a dare...
Notable people not only for QITZIKWAKA but also for the world:
11:02 : Musician and Ostrich Brain surgeon ( Do they need one? )
11:03 : 47 time swimming gold medalist ( How many years did she swim for? )
11:04 : Soccer player and Textile mogul( Whatever that means? )
11:05 : Producer and Billionaire Botanist ( HUH!! Can they do THAT!!! )
11:06 : Cured cancer and got amnesia and forgot how!!( GREATEST TRUE LEGEND ALERT )
11:07 : National Hero and Toothpick Salesman ( Cool guy with lamest side job )
11:08 : Recording artist and Shark Whisperer ( Cool women with coolest side job )
11:09 : Foot model that died in a plane crash ( Seems very possible and very depressing ಠ_ಠ )
11:11 : Modern Sufi poet and sock enthusiast ( Just like everybody else, HE LOVES SOCKS )
11:12 : supermodel for pizza and burger chain ( NOT FOR KFC!! This guy sucks )
11:13 : Historian and Jacuzzi Salesman ( Yeah I searched what Jacuzzi is and WHAT!! )
11:14 : Painter and Bear Trainer ( Why isn't he the coolest guy in the world )
11:15 : Wrestler and Nobel Prize winning biologist ( Seriously you kind of went overboard with that )
Thanks to you Barby I Learned about these ABSOLURRRTLY TRUE GLOBAL HEROES. Love from a Scientist and a batman substitute in Patch Amberdash.
I'm laughing so hard lol
Normal people write fanfiction about people. Barby writes fan fiction about countries.
FFS i was so confused that ive never heard of this place before, and was even more confused when nothing came up on google. Then I remembered what day it is
Same... these guys got me, good too. took me a while to figure it out SMH
hahahahahahaha
Same!! I even spelled it carefully on Google: nothing xD
Omfg I fell for this so bad. I was like I wanna go thereeeee....
lmfao
This is an april fools joke, and I got it because giraffes don't exist.
Delete it some people will be spoiled
Delete
Mine interest spoiled
I already knew it was fake just by seeing the name lmao and because its April 1st
He expected us to believe a long horse that can't breathe when it bends over makes any sense? Come on, man.
Only if this "Qitzikwaka" was real
it is real wydm i am a qitzikwakan native this is very offensive, now i cancel you on twitter for this!!!!!!
@@matteoplays_4043 I don't have twitter LOL
@@insertusernamehere1 it is real.
@@DeKevers Ok........
@@insertusernamehere1 bro my friend’s dad is from there we’re Norwegian
I got so mad when I couldn’t find this on a map.
Same
This was an April Fools episode
@@weirdcommenter4956 oh hell, bob. Ya don’t say.
@@weirdcommenter4956 thx
Oh my god yeah
I was talking to my dad how come we didn't even hear about this country, as I was watching the video. And he was ready to pack his bags for a visit. Damn man, you got us!
Bala Krishna damn really!! Your dad sound fun
Same here. And my dad seemed like the person to visit that place.
Lol
You guys got rickrold
Me to
Who's from Bandiaterra? I am!
Hail Bandiaterra! Our Glorious Land & People!
All hail To me King of Ambersk
Limberwisk here
I am from Qitzitwaka but live in Bandiaterra
Im from patch island! Nice to meet you
Hello from Doofania!
I and my wife were listening enraptured with this unbelievable place . . . until 5:40 when I thought to check the date it was posted. Kudos on creating a compelling alternate history.
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@@edmind47 Kalmyks are not European eventhough they're from Russia
Fake but still love how he constructed a country and its concept like that, I swear this mans a genius haha
right? like he really thought it through.
He did demographics everything I cant believe I fell for it🤣🤣
I wonder how long it took him to think of this...? I mean this is extremely thought out!!!!
As someone from Limberwisk i can't imagine living in the Sahara
And I thought Limberwisk was hot.
greetings from your friends in patch-amberdash
@@kaorutitsfan999 Nah, It's in the arctic circle
@@PartyDude_19 yes I know I'm saying that because as someone who grew up there I became used the cold temperatures and it feels pretty warm there now.
@@kaorutitsfan999 Oh yeah i've noticed it's a bit hotter in Limberwisk due to global warming
Greetings from SOVONTHAK!
Nice to see more people from my country
Greetings from Limberwisk!
@@BigMacc I visited there, your language is fascinating
Love your country!
Sovonthak ♥️ Indonesia
That's strange since there are no US involvements on Qitzikwaka's natural gas projects.
That’s how you tell this is fake
After the government sees this video they will find a way...
I was born in Limberwisk and stayed for 5 years in Patch Amberdash... Greetings from Bandiaterra! 😍
"Cured cancer but got amnesia and forgot how" 😂😂😂 Who are these people btw maybe you should've put yourself secretly 😂😂
He said that they are actually some of their friends, at least the ones in other April fools are
Should’ve known it was fake by the large amount of purple in the flag.