Every Single Daemon of Tzeentch EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer Lore
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Tzeentch is the most powerful Chaos god hands down, but just how powerful are his Daemons?
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One thing all the Tzeentchian Daemons have is common is a wildly annoying voice..
Or at least I assume they do I've personally never heard one talk in real life
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Tzeentch doesn't actually have a plan. He/ It is just one of those guys who claims they have everything planned out, so when something, anything happens, they shout "Yeah! I made that happen!" and try to take credit. He/ It is like most CEOs; he has no idea what he is doing, has no real plan, and just throws things at a board to see what sticks, and if something happens, he just claims that it was a part of his grand scheme, even if it negatively impacts him/ it.
Kairos Fateweaver was driven insane because when he went into the Well, he came to understand that his god, his maker, the one who supposedly planned for everything, had no plan. That would be enough to turn any Daemon mad, now wouldn't it?
@@IansMentalOmega In short, Tzeentch is the Indecisive Mollusk
Commission me a a 14 inch 3D printed contemptor dreadnaught to paint and ship it to QLD 💰💰💰
*DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?*
Can you do a video on the red scorpions or the Crimson Slaughter.
Question; when are you going to cover Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker?
There’s an entire CZcams subcategory dedicated to trying to explain that mess.
He should do a live stream and play against viewers I'd love to show off my Blue eyes Shapesnatch turbo
@@blademaker9843 sorry for my english, where Do i need to Look?
The most complicated feature is ban list
Mouth full.
Tzeench Demons in a Nutshell: “Let’s roll the dice, what kind of death will you get? Not even we know the answer!”
But somehow... somehow... it was all according to plan :D
Except Kairos. Kairos knows, but he will both lie and tell the truth about it at the same time.
Seems like he takes the title of "chaos" god to heart and decided that all his forces should be a little bit random. :P
Nat 1?! NOOOOOOOO
*The guardsmen all turn into space marines*
Rolls a 2. “You will die in 52 years of old age surrounded by loving family and friends!! Mwahahahahahaha”
Leaves in a blast of blue warpfire.
Horrors are pink
Horrors are blue
Where there once was one
There are now two
Haha very funny
horros are fire now wheres there 2 there are four
A Rogue Trader comes across a Tzeentch army that has destroyed entire planets with ease, they wonder how they’d stop or even flee from such a beast to warn the emperor, all of the sudden the army says “we surrender” and teleports back to the warp. Also strangely all the planets they took over and destroyed are now back along with their population. Tzeentch says to himself “finally a worth foe” not even knows he’s fucking with himself
2:50 Tzeentch ensures that one can write down the spells but doesn't know how to cast them while the other can use the spells but doesn't remember the incantations.
What?
@@absolutelyloyalspacemarine1684 if a pink guy dies, he gets split into two blue bodies. This guy was chosen by tzeentch and when he was split into the current blue guy he is, they were split in such a way that one knows the spells but can't cast them and the other can cast any spell but doesn't know the right words
@@absolutelyloyalspacemarine1684 Watch the video.
@@mattezuka1274 Tzeentch is that one boss that constantly pranks his employees.😂
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It's due to Titsnitch sending out these 2 Blue Horrors call the Blue Scribes to catalogue every spell and bit of magic in existence for the purpose of reconstituting his staff which was made of pure magic and granted Titsnitch the rank of, by far, the most powerful of all the Chaos Gods. Way back in the day, when Titsnitch was indisputably the most powerful, the other Gods teamed up against him and "caught him by surprise" as nothing like a genuine alliance between the Ruinous Powers had ever occurred before. The goal of this alliance was to defeat Titsnitch (which they did by shattering his Staff and depowering him significantly) and having the pieces of it scattering themselves around the galaxy (both in the warp and in realspace) in the form of spells, hence introducing magic to the rest of the galaxy and the warp at large.
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The reality however, is that Titsnitch had grown bored with his constant domination and allowed himself to be defeated (beginning his long a illustrious career of self sabotage) in order to keep the great game going and present Titsnitch with a fun and challenging passtime once again. One of his many plots and schemes following his "defeat" was to choose 2 Blue Horrors (the Blue Scribes as they came to be called) and send them out into the galaxy and throughout the warp to gather up these spells so that one day, when they were finally all gathered up, the Scribes could return to Titsnitch with all of the spells/pieces and he would be able to use them to reform his staff and once again achieve ultimate dominion over all magic and the warp again.
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The obvious issue with this is that there would always be the potential for the Blue Scribes to realise what their true goal was (they simply believe they are cataloguing magic for their God and have no idea of his real motives) and thus, realise all the power they'd been gathering over time and potentially take that power for their own or, even worse, use that power against Titsnitch himself. In order to prevent this from ever happening, certain precautions were taken wherein the Blue Scribes were "cursed" by Titsnitch to forever be out of sync with each other - something definitely made easier by the fact they are already 2 parts of a split personality just due to being Blue Horrors to begin with. In fact, this is why Titsnitch chose them specifically in the first place. Anyway, this curse basically ensured that one Scribe is able to read, understand and basically "know" any and every spell they ever encounter however, they are completely incapable of casting any of these spells themselves. To compensate for this, the other Scribe can cast any and every spell they ever wanted however, they are completely incapable or reading, retaining or even understanding those spells on a fundamental level and need the other Scribe to basically lay it out for them. Not only that, but the moment the cast a spell, all knowledge of it is erased from their mind and so they need to go through to whole process of being told about it again. This ensures that the 2 would constantly need to work together in order to perform their task and relied heavily on each other in order to actually accomplish anything - despite their inability to get along thanks to each embodying the dualities which made up their original being. Moreover, it also means that no one being is capable of both holding AND wielding all the power and knowledge they are gathering and should they ever try to work together against Titsnitch, he would only need to dispose of one of them to render the other harmless to him. A bit long winded I know, but there you have it.
Tzeentch is also the only Chaos God to get the Primarch he wanted
Khorne wanted Sanguinius
Nurgle wanted Perturabo
And Slaanesh wanted Jaghatai Khan
Why would they want these Primarchs exactly, Angron, Mortarion and Fulgrim seem to fit perfectly into their theme ?
@@Neknesch Sanguinius for his rage, which was greater than Angron's as evidence look at the Red Thrist which caused Sanguinius to drink human blood and the fact he matched one of Khorne's strongest Bloodletters
Nurgle wanted Perturabo for his endurance and the fact that the Iron Warriors were famous for siege warfare, battles that would stagnate over longer periods of time time, that and some Plague Marines actually boarded Perturabo's ship and tried to convince him to join Nurgle.
Slaanesh wanted Jaghatai because he and his legion were known as the Laughing Butchers, need I say more?
@@shadowstrider8295 I can see the appeal for most, except the last. Then again, it can be argued that fulgrim was more than slaneesh wanted. Next to Robert and Sanguinus, he would considered to be a "poster child" for what the GEOM wanted his imperium to be. Didn't know my favourite chaos god wanted peratubto to be his champion. What story was it explored ?
@@mkno2799 I don't recall, but if you look up Perturabo meets Nurgle, you'll find it
@@shadowstrider8295 interesting, thanks for the info.
They are like sting rays
I felt a disturbance in the warp as if a million Ausies cried out in anguish
Important Demon-TLDR:
Bird.
Bird.
Bird.
The red one.
Bird.
Bird is the word
Kairos Fateweaver: "That's the one! The one who ravaged my *FACE! REVENGE SHALL BE MINE!!!"*
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Random neckbeard: "But Majorkill, it's pronounced 'Tzeeeentch'"
Me: "New around here, huh?"
I actually either like the designs of Tzeentch’s minions more or less than the other daemons. The lords of change are probably my favorite daemon design in Warhammer as these gigantic skeksis type monster. While the blue/pink horrors are rather goofy.
The horrors are my favorite part of his army.
Let the plaguelord give you his blessings, take away your pain. Papa nurgle loves you
@@morbidone88 Nurgle is my favorite chaos god overall
Slannesh is the sexiest.
@@kalebb1226 lol yeeaaa, im not into man women
Okay, the diversity and character given to all of these little creatures has pretty much pushed me into wanting to make a Tzeentch Army. I'd honestly love to hang out and meme with Tzeentch all day, what a lad.
Do it. I collect tzeentch and they're such an insane army to play on the tabletop. I play them in AOS (they have so much flavour there) but 40k daemons are eh until we get an update.
Lots of great variety in how you can kitbash and customise models and wacky colour schemes.
tzeentch is a chaos army but has the color scheme of a carnival and memery is 2nd only cegorach. shit is grimdark humor at and finest
That must suck having one head that can see all possible futures while the other head knows everything that happened in the past....but you're blind to anything that happens in the present.
Imagine if some lord of change gained a 3rd head to see the present
I imagine them talking like Dr Manhattan when he was confusd by tachyon particles, but all the time.
@@bloodangel19 they start with the present head but all the info overwhelms it and it goes kabloe
"The Throne is falling! Enjoy your economic instability!" - Tzeentch to the Imperium of Man
Imagine being smart enough to finish the game any time you want, but choosing to play with a massive handicap just for sport and never brag about it...
I feel we need a name for this...I'm thinking something like "stealth-flex".
XD true. But lets not underestimate other chaos gods as well.
Teet snitch demons imo have the coolest forms, I like avian shapes they have.
7:46 Magnus: "AAAAAAH! AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE! NOW IT'S TIME TO CONQUER TERRA!"
Man-Emperor of Mankind: "Kitten, Magnus escaped! Assemble a team of 5 Space Marines with attitude!"
Kitten: "Right away My Lord!"
I think i’ve grown a new found respect for lords of change given even barring their warp prowess their Ornery bird monsters with walking sticks! Flamers sounds incredibly fun as well, but the Vortex beast might be my favorite deamons of the setting in general! Their Just so creative looking but still absolutely terrifying, I think the means of which they turn things into completely random things works the best with them as well. Really wanna see a warp beast go against some tyranids!
Mutalith vortex beast is actually now in thousand sons.
And not only that, they're not even Daemons in 40k. They're basically what happens when a bunch of Chaos Spawn fuse together.
There was (I think) one more powerful demon of Tzeentch.
Pharaa'gueotla who was so powerful that even the Emperor was unable to kill him prmanently.
Are you sure you aren't thinking of Drach'nyen, the Daemon the Emperor had to turn into a sword and stab into his favourite Custodian and send them off into the warp in order to defeat (prior to that it had been actually hurting the Emperor and he'd proven unable to kill it in return). This is the same sword Abbadon now uses and it's why he's able to cut practically anything with it (including reality itself).
@@justinanderson2460
No, Pharaa'gueotla was rampaging on Terra around the time of the Unification Wars.
The Emperor and the prototype primarchs named Angel pursued him for a long time, the demon escaped into the warp, and they followed him.
They caught up with him on the dead planet Karis Cephalon.
There they fought a duel with him in which they imprisoned the demon inside the planet. Then the Emperor ordered the Angel to guard the demon so that it would not break free.
@@karollysiak1+
Well shit, this is completely new to me - something that doesn't happen very often these days I have to say. Thanks for this, I'm gonna go do more research.
"I can get you a cheap haircut and a cool new financial adviser if you give your soul to the empyrean!" - Tzeentch's offer
Canon Titsnitch: Strongest of the Chaos Gods, Sabotages himself so he can't win and keep the great game going
TTS Titsnitch: Gets teased and bullied by Big E to give back Magnus's soul, got humiliated in Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker by Kitten even though he has every broken card in his disposal, A certified nerd
Edit: In actuality, asks Kairos Fateweaver for what will happen in the future since he can't actually see the future
Second interpretation is still just as planning as usual.
3:00 Changeling playing pranks would give the Harlequins a run for their money.
*BAZINGA!!!*
Tzeench just likes to make anyone who fights him get put into a tizzy with how annoying his forces are. For reasons that are obvious.
If Tzeentch corrupted the Iron Hands, say hello to techno-magic chaos astartes! They'd be in bed with the Dark Mechanicus for sure.
They sound badass, I'd would be cool if the Iron Warriors were a bit like that. You're comment makes me think of an alternate 40k, where the Thousand Sons and other traitor legions stayed loyalist and some of the loyalist Legions became traitors
Question: will you be also explaining the alternate universes like Dornian Heresy?
It's on my to do list when I restock energy drinks.
Alternate universes have so much fan lore it takes time to get through
@@majorkill Check out Roboutian Heresy
@@majorkill Have you heard about the Legiones astarts universe, where hobby G got killed by alpharius, so the space book never gets published
@@TheWarmachine375 ah good to know we have a Roboutian Heresy Reader too
@@ApolloSol_101 Mood Kindred. :D
Tzeentch: chaos god of the loot box. There is technically a chance you will get something cool…but you won’t.
8:00 Tzeentchian Soul Grinder makes a T-Pose to assume dominance
The rng of tzeench sounds fun. Maybe I'll homebrew some of these baddies into dnd and throw them at my players.
Tzeench never loses battles and if he did he totally planned to lose it. And if he didn’t plan to lose he planned to not plan.
hate to say it but off all warhammer tubers id like to see do a collab tabletop battle with henry cavil. i think majorkill would the most interesting. just the complete difference but similarities would be really good to watch
The codex astartes support this idea!! Henry introduced I to Macragge's finest and to the whole 40k lore!!
@@ultramarsfinest1536 the blood angels too
Perfect timing just finished a slaanesh vid
i sense the khorne, slaneesh and nurgle daemons coming up as well for the w40k universe, waiting impatiently like the angry marines
also which tzeentch daemons are unique for the w40k and fantasy universes??
Imagine being a lower-mid level daemon and you have the ability to prank gods, tzeentch truly is the strongest god, followed by nurgle, Khorne, and slaanesh as a power bottom.
Ehh, Nurgle is inconsistent though. Khorne is more powerful overall due to his consistent level of power that never really falls off. Nurgle fluctuates wildly and can go from the most powerful to the weakest and anything in between depending on how prevalent his plagues and diseases are in the galaxy. So I suppose as of right now, Nurgle is riding an all time high...
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Though yes, Titsnitch truly is the most powerful. Also the Changeling is one of my hands down favourite characters in Warhammer period - for exactly this reason - so points for bringing him up as well.
Even if tzeentch only like to trick hes still a powerfull god if his power doesnt get shattered to pieces
There are few things scarier than finding yourself suddenly butt naked in a typical Warhammer 40k battle!
"Biting through gellar fields is bullshit hacks but i'll allow it"😂😂😂
Since all the chaos gods had a back up primarch that they wanted, makes me wonder if tzeench would have sought out the AL.
Can someone please elaborate on how Tzeench almost won the great game and then sabotaged himself? Thx!
(I might be saying some old retconned lore, so hopefully someone will correct me) Long as fuck time ago, Tzeentch used to be the most powerfull of all the gods, like, more powerfull than he is now. He had a staff....I forgot the name of it... He had a crystall staff and with it, he was super powerfull, like, super mega powerfull. However, the other gods decided to band together and wreck his shit.
Tzeentch, of course, doesn't want to "win" persay, he wants to keep the game going forever and ever, eternally. So, he allowed them to wreck his shit, and let them break his staff, which splintered into like a shitload of shards. Those shards then became every spell in the universe.
@@piratczvojtapopovics A further explaination as to why he didn´t want to "win" was because if he were to win, there would be nothing to "change" anymore. The ultimate paradox of the warp gods is, if either of them wins, they will also lose. Khorne wins = no more wars = Khorn lose, Nurgle wins = nothing to infect = Nugle lose, Titsnitch wins = nothing more to change that hasn´t been changed already = Titsnitch lose. List goes on. All n all mr T might be the only chaos-god to recognize this fact and hence, in order to continue living he had to rid himself of the warpstaff.
Dear Majorkill, one day can you get drunk and drunkenly sing down under for a sub goal.
Edit: Considering your growth rat, a fair goal would be 500k.
Do a video on what’s going on with each of the planets and moons in the sol system during 40K we know titan is for the GK and what’s going on with mars but what’s up with Venus
Major Kill, you said that the Changeling is a Horror who gained the ability to shapeshifter into whatever he wanted. Does this mean the Changeling’s true form is that of a Pink or Blue Horror???
Dunno if it's still canon, but The Changeling was supposed to be a Blue Horror that Tzeentch gifted with absolute mimicry. However, there are two shapes The Changeling cannot take at all.
One is Tzeentch Himself, for The Changer of Ways would not suffer imitation, and the other one is The Changeling's original shape, because The Weaver of Fate is an asshole.
@@Chaotic42Kami I feel like that means his true form is a Blue Horror he just doesn’t remember it.
The moment I finished this I ordered some Deamons of Tzeench
Tzeentch planned you'd make this
I really cant decide who i like more Nerdy Tzeentch or Smelly granddaddy Nurgle
Finally some good taste
No work and a new Majorkill video??
Did my pact with Slaanesh work?
Are you sure you don’t want a financial advisor and a new haircut?
@@fumarc4501 Nah
Today's my birthday! Thanks mate
Up late on a painting session and majorkill drops a Video. bloody perfect
I've been looking forward to this.
Everyone's A Gangsta Until The Chicken Eyes Starts Burning Pink.
Steve Irwin dies.
Tzeentch: damn that wasn't according to plan, umm well shit.
Very informative and comprehensive unlike Tzeench but still a great video, looking forward to the daemons of Nurgle.
I have a OC who turned into a daemonic prince by accident when he was hit by a Flamer of Tzneech.
Tzeentch: "There are no accidents."
@@TheWarmachine375 Yup, you’re right.
I can see it now, in a Kislev/Cathay victory in Warhammer 3 Total War over Chaos where the Chaos Gods lay dead and Tzeentch says as he's about to die, "all according to plan" With Khorne gasping, "Dude, shut up."
u r carrying my whole life rn
thank u
Blue tentacles warp god being so smart he tries to be dumb and dice things up for fun.
It be cool if you did more of these they're my favorite type of video from you
majorkill upload W
In old-school Space Marine (later known as Epic 40K, because why the fuck was an entire game system covering all the canon races of the time named after one frigging army type?!), the Chaos Gods were said to have sacred numbers; 6 for Slaanesh, 7 for Nurgle, 8 for Khorne and 9 for Tzeentch. Dunno if this lore has been carried forward or resurrected, but this is probably why they have 9 as the limit for Gaunt Screamers tooling about at once. These numbers were also used for certain tabletop effects such as how far apart the Daemons could be (amongst other things), so it directly translated into Tzeentch being the most powerful and tactically flexible.
Imagine Steve Irwin jumping on shit in the warp "This here is a nurgling" (jumps on it) "AH CRICKEY HES PISSED ALRIGHT"!
Love the "Jimmy the four eyed fuckhead" bit
Got to love those Warpfire Flamers. Due to their completely random effects, it is technically possible that some poor Guardsman on the verge of death when hit by the warpflame, will find himself turned into a Pre-Heresy God Emperor of Mankind. Mind you this won't happen 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent of the time, but it is /technically/ possible.
lol imagine if that's the ending of 40k
The 1 in a million rules from Terry pratchett
@@adenosine2electricboogaloo647 suddenly the flamer is stared down by a naked emperor with a lot of joy in his eyes
So Tzeentch is basically a DND Reddit troll that has ascended to godhood
Really wanna see @majorkill army and painting skills!
And now remaind demons of angry boy and fat boy.
You should make a video on daemon engines
i need a necron miniature from you... i mean XD an ancient egipcian machinery comander
Hey MK. Fun video idea for you, "what pledging yourself to each Chaos God would do for you" so basically, what Khorne would give you if you followed him i.e: extreme strength and rage.
I think the chaos marines for tzeentch look hella sick
Tzeentch used to be the strongest, but khorne is currently the strongest. If i recall most consistently the strongest within 40k and fantasy
Khorne is strong because he is very boring. The other gods can't be bothered to play with him much, so he wins a lot of games by default.
Hey, overkill! Could you do a video on ideas people have had for new demons to spice up the roosters a bit? I’m sure the community have had a couple ideas worth mentioning.
Make a Tau mini and I'll buy it!
Another upload so soon, what a surpirse, or is it, maybe it isn't, maybe it is, what even is a surprise?
Mutalith Vortex Beast is in 40k as well. I used it all the time in 8th Ed
I come back to this channel, years later, to find Majorkill is not only 200k subscribers larger, but has a better mic and looks way better than I expected. Good show mate.
i want to play Tzeentch in Warhammer 3 so fucking much
That random company of astartes trying to explain to their superiors why they are running around the battlefield naked.
In the thumbnail magnus looking fire
I’m not sure I want to fix my sleep schedule. While I am awake all night doing my best to stay fit and entertain myself, I’m missing out on most of the day but on the upside I get to watch these heretical videos the instant they come out
looking fresh af king
4:04 Naked People Are Funny trope in a nutshell
*Happy Kaldor Draigo sounds*
Proper way to start a monday morning
Just got my first ever warhammer minis Sekhmet Terminators
00:18
Khorne wants your skull
You know "hence" and "therefore" are fairly interchangeable... I say this because my Mrs n I have made a drinking game for everytime you say hence. It gets you fukn smashed 😂🤣😂
Tzeentch in the far corners of the universe: Just as planned.
Tzeentch is the cosmic cat playing with countless mice with said mice locked in the room and the cat having long ago primed explosive collars affixed to each when they were sleeping. Dude’s just having fun after having already won, but even he doesn’t know when the game will end
Major has been reading the total war blog lol
I've always warmly appreciated Major calling him "Tit-Snitch" lmao
I think Monolith vortex beasts are in 40k to.
I've never heard anyone pronounce Tzeentch name like that. Not complaining, just something I had to hear a few times to realize what you were saying.
So you just slam all the Lords of Change in one basket....
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He can never truly be the most powerful because he always has to be changing. So either self sabotage or constantly changing his plans or goals. Sure he might of been close to winning but the second everything stagnates he loses power. I would even bet he started losing power during the dark age of tech because both humans and Eldar stagnated.
the vortex beast is in 40k now
“Why Majorkill likes Tzeentch”
oh man, he said retard in a video in 2022. that word takes me back to a simple time
(pun intended)
4:36 Crys softly
When war hammer 3 drops will you do another stream as the daemon prince faction also thank you for getting me into warhammer 40k