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2:28 you can also refer to Serbia as north Albania, Albania as south Serbia,
Croatia as west Serbia and Slovenia as north Croatia.
And every time you meet a serb Call there country north Albania and Western Croatia
@@unknown00046I'm gonna call it east Bosnia or south Austria
Ok satan, are you bribing us to start yet another Balkan war?
@@giulianopisciottano8302 that also works
@@unknown00046 as half albanian and german i think this is a good idea
I didn't know France had the willpower to have their own language.
The more you know.
bro violating
canaillou sans-cervelle.
Learn respect first we will see for the rest later
Vive le Français et la Langue Française!!! Le Respect Triomphera
ah bah enfin un francais ici
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As a German I can confirm, that Danish people are just Germans with potatoes stuck in their windpipes.
And as a dane i can confirm germans are danes without potato in a windpipe but more depreesed
@@kvinyling As a German I can confirm that but at least we don't have to fight of vikings and trolls while stepping on lego on our way home
@@kvinylingI can confirm that SO HARD haha
@@opside231 in true viking spirit danes do not flinch at the bebooting of a lego brick. That is only for weakling. Same with winterbathing if you can’t stand -15C water you’re a wus
It's Germxn! Germxn! Is that really so hard?
The "Two hunters meet" joke doesn't translate well: the German word used in this joke also means to hit (sth.) in the context of collisions and balistics. So it's 2 hunters meet/hit. Both die.
Tl;Dr language barrier ribs joke, hunters sit each other in joke.
An English version would be "Two NASCAR drivers ran into each other; neither survived."
Seriously, that's about as funny as "a priest, a rabbi, and an imam all walked into a bar. It hurt."
"Two boxers hook up. Both get knocked out."
That Italian veteran is a story that I always wanted hear 😮
3:26 as a proud Luxembourger I refuse to take this slander! The Netherlands is really just a big Luxembourg going through its emo phase
More like a luxem burger 🍔
Wan't Luxembourg like a small pet of Netherlands in the 19th century? Under Dutch personal union just so it would not united with Germany? :D
rare luxembourger spotting, Im picturing you sitting in a big leather chair in front of a fireplace in a castle with a glass of wine and a cigar. I will also assume you have a porshe parked outside. I refuse to take no as an answer, I must uphold my delusion. How do you guys have so much money?
Wasn't there even a point in the medieval ages where Luxembourg was ruling over Germany?
@@leopoldiv2341 Not really. Holly Roman Empire was ruled by members of House of Luxembourg, but when they got the top job they sold Duchy of Luxembourg, because they needed money. :D
7:18 I speak Polish, here's the explanation:
Czech and Polish, being both West Slavic languages, have a ton of similar or related words. They're still different, and certain differences in their vocab or pronunciation are perceived as funny by their speakers. In particular:
- Words that started with pre-, pri- or similar in Proto-Slavic now begin with př- in Czech (Czech ř is by itself an incredibly cursed sound that I'll probably never get right), while in Polish the beginning consonants became prz-, pronounced "psh-". For Czechs, hearing ř pronounced as sh just feels like a lisp.
- Some words Made in Czechia(tm) resemble the ways Polish makes diminutives, or even correspond to outright vulgarities (for instance czech word for girl is dívka, while its polish equivalent dziwka means whore/slut) (interestingly, these two words have a duplicate in both languages, děvka / dziewka, with reverse meanings)
A spróbuj powiedzieć "r" ale przez zaciśnięte zęby. Powinno się udać
@@varsovianspy2992 /ř/ is just like Polish /rz/ with a trill. Or just try to say /rż/ with very short /r/
@@Hadar1991 I know, It's just tricky to explain via writing how a certain phoneme should be realized.
@@varsovianspy2992use IPA
@@Hadar1991You are stpd, the slashes are for sounds.
Drew: it’s weird to see a Nordic country no do what the other ones are doing
Finland: 😑
confused perkele noises
4:05 The joke here is, that „treffen“ the german word for „meet“, also means „hitting“ (a target). So „Treffen sich zwei Schützen.“ can also mean „Two hunters hit each other“.
Wouldn't it be "Jäger" instead of "Schützen"? I've always thought "Schütze" was more like a shooter
@@janslavik5284 You are correct. "Jäger" is hunter, "Schütze" is marksman. I just knew the version with "Schützen" and didn't notice, that the version referred to here is probably "Jäger".
@@tirex3673 Ah great, my highschool level German didn't vanish completely, good to know 😆
4:33 he started dating his teacher when he was still in highschool
7:30 To explain it briefly. In Polish the "zh" phoneme changes into the "sh" phoneme after devoiced consonants, such as "p" "t" and "k" It is called "progressive devoicing" and as far as I know Polish is more prone to progressive assimilation, unlike other Slavic languages. Polish kwiat is pronounced as: "kfyat" while Czech květ is pronounced as "kvyet". Which makes Polish sound like walking through dry leaves. I don't really get the whole neutral form nouns resembling Polish diminutives, because while some do sound cutesly, not every single one is a diminutive. I'm more fascinated with replacing "g" with "h"
Dunno sounds funny to me.
Polish should just switch to Cyrillics like the rest of Slavic languages. Latin alphabet just doesn't have enough letter to convey everything
@@CoolGobyFish Czech, Slovak, Slovakian, Croatian, and Kashubian all use Latin and it works.
@@CoolGobyFish Besides Cyrillic doesn't even mark the devoicing in any way.
@@varsovianspy2992 they are all forced to use a ton of squeegles and lines above and below letters. You can make anything work, it's just not convenient
@@CoolGobyFish So are French, Spanish, Portuguese, Norwegian, Icelandic...etc diacritics are not uncommon and are not featured only in Slavic languages. We use Latin script, and we have done so for centuries and it works. There's been an attempt to create a Polish Cyrillic in the 19th century and nobody wanted to use it. Convenient or not Polish will continue to use Latin.
2:22 I also recommend calling Russians East Estonians, Chinese people West Taiwanese and USAmericans North Cubans.
I doubt "East Estonians" will have any effect, since majority of russians barely heard about Estonia
The official name of Taiwan is the Republic of China. Taiwan was China until 1972 according to the UN. That's what the whole conflict is about. If Taiwan hadn't been the weakling in this dispute, it would have invaded China. _Until the constitutional reforms of 1991, the Republic of China (ROC [Taiwan; my note]) actively asserted its claim of sovereignty over all of China and still opposes treating the People's Republic of China (PRC) as a legitimate state. ROC authorities clarified the constitutional reforms by stating they do not "dispute the fact that the PRC controls mainland China."[14] Since then, the ROC has neither actively asserted these claims nor denied them._
In other words, Taiwan agrees that Taiwan and China are one country. They disagree about who should run it.
Excuse me sir....
*where is the great nation of west India?* 🗿
Trust me, East Estonians wont work. Try „Mongol bastards” insted 😁 Greetings from Central Europe.
You idjit! We're South Canadians.
0:50 This guy (Zdeněk Hřib) is no longer a mayor of Prague. The mayor is now Bohuslav Svoboda.
Another day of asking Drew to put up the Guernsey flag
9:34
Monkey puzzle trees gave it away, its Chile...
That country has ridiculously diverse landscapes for being fairly small in land area
Yes Emmanuel Macron the prime minister of France 😭
As a person learning French right now, I see the thumbnail as an absolute win.
0:01 great now we got obees to
2:27
”What’s your opinion on this?”
”Depends on who I’m trolling.”
4:20 Did you just say Macron was the Prime Minister of France ? That would be cool, but who is gonna be the President now ? :0
The funniest part of the Danish chocolate meme is that's pretty much how it is actually pronounced though 😂
I can instantly see that the danish stole the pronounciation from german, but refuse to give up their potato
Petition for drew to make a Turkey Countryball plushie day 5
Ottoman would be better
least patriotic turk
Okay, East-Greece inhabitant
Yeah sure, greek man.
@ Okay "West Turkey" Greek.
6:26 as a danish person the cat did indeed say “Chocolate” in danish
I'm amazed there are a lot of spanish memes in these videos. The regular amount is like 1/40 meme videos.
I wonder if he actually understands those memes or is he just using google translate?
the german joke at 4:00 only works in german cause meet and hit can both be treffen in german
Great one liners as always
The peak of German comedy I've heard was something like:
"How many Germans do you need to change a light bulb?"
"Just one. We are efficient and humourless."
Like the amount of czech memes in this one 👍
You better keep it up.
6:20 THAT’S THE DUOLINGO VOICE!
That german joke reminds me of a romanian one: Two squirrels were sitting in a tree, one of them says: "I'm going to push you", and it did,
Petition for Drew to make a series covering Ace Combat and its multiple universes: [Day 226]
The SIG Sauer P226 is a full-sized service pistol made by SIG Sauer. This model is available in four chamberings: the 9×19mm Parabellum, .40 S&W, .357 SIG, or .22 Long Rifle. It has the same mechanism of operation as the SIG Sauer P220, but is developed to use higher capacity, double stack magazines in place of the single stack magazines of the P220.
I encourage people to learn french, especially the muricans, so they can understand when we are insulting them.
4:04 "meet" and "hit each other" are the same word.
6 new countries in BRICS, 6 new countries that would soon wonder why did we sign up for this?
9:40 i noticed the "south" trees looked a lot like araucarias right before the Plot Twist
Hell yeah , Drew made it to show *Vibuti Narayan Mishra* in one of his videos 😂😂😂
when drew uploades “thinkin about praying to this 🙏 🤨”
2 funny thing for ya: 1. The czech vs slovak passport, the "cestovny pas", if read by a south slav, sound literally like "road dog". And a firefighter joke: world championship of firefighters, whoever puts out a building on fire gets x amount of money as prize. 3min, 2min. Time for croatian/bosnian/serbian(interchangable for joke purposes) team. All of sudden, their fire truck rides downhill at full speed, colliding with and completely demolishing the building on fire, crew jumps out and use whatever they have(water, coats, hats etc) to put out the rest. Time is 1min, they're declared the winners. Journalist asks the teams leader: congrats, you've won the championship in record time, what will you do with the prize money? Guy answers: first off, we're buying new brakes for our truck! :P
“ 2:46 “ turkey be like: HORNS BEEP EVERYWHERE SOO MUCH HOMEWORK SCREAMS OUT THE WINDOWS OF CAR. “Angry huh see how much?”
Emmanuel Macron is not the Prime Minister of France, he's the frigging president 😂
09:50 Chile is just so ridiculously long that it's in basically every nature zone, there's not much of anything, but a little of everything.
i laughed at the hunter joke when the more you know thin apeared
German chancellor Scholz got an eyepatch from a jogging injury. I wonder when the pirate or James Bond memes about it will start.
4:07 the joke is a lot better in german because its treffen and that can mean both meet and hit (as in shoot)
Im German and that German joke had me laughing for half a minute
Another amazing video and play countryball at wars
0:08 This must be where the most obese bees are located
"Two hunters meet ..."
We use the same word for meet and hit.
"Treffen sich zwei Jäger ..."
We have a chocolate named Kopenhagen down here that wasnt even created by Danes
2:27 I literally do that for most countries lmao
Luxembourg flag makes me think of a popsicle for the 4th of July.
Drew
mate
Dutchland
would be Deutschland
(Context: dutch actually comes from the german word for german which is deutsch which the americans turned to dutch and also used it on the country for reasons)
You could visit the Bee McDonald's but you wouldn't appreciate their options. Everything is nectar and basically pure sugar, only surpassed by the BeegMac which is the same but double the size😅
As a Brit I can confirm everywhere you go, there is a pub within walking distance
Petition for drew to hang up the flag of Iowa on his wall (revenge for him calling Iowa Arkansas) Day 224
Signed lol
Signed
As someone who actually understood that German joke, it was hilarious 🤣
Yea baby that’s what I was waiting for that’s what’s it’s all about
9:55 the glacier is actually in argentina
1:37
The (FORMER) British Colonies: Yes. ☕️🗿
I did not make the hockey map, but I wish I had.
"Lets name Luxembourg dutchland" meanwhile germany in german:
4:27 HE IS THE PRESIDENT
4:22 calling Emanuel Macron the French prime minister and not the French President
Drew should learn finnish in doulinggo Day 15
merry Christmas
As a dane I can proudly say that the cat speaking danish was understandable.
Day 12 of petitioning Drew to hang the flag of the glorious "United Republics of Jämtland-Herjeådalen and Ravund," in the background.
1:45 near, not on. Still a great accomplishment
0:40 USA: Oil Oil Oil Oil. ALBANIA NEEDS DEMOCRACY
Petition for Drew to do an African countryball campaign with a C.A.R. ball with wheels on it, a Chad ball with a jawline, and Bot-swana or Doctor Congo (Day 14)
agree those should be a thing
Fyi the german joke kinda works because the word for meet is treffen and hit (with a gun) is also treffen.
1:37 i think i know who took it....
*Looks at Black Panther 2018 movie villain*
In Greece we say that if you make someone very angry you make him act like a turk
I saw Czechia, i'm summoned.
Not a single Canadian was present at the burning of the Whitehouse
Hm, sorry but my german sense of „video relating to germany“ just kicked in and I just had to explain the joke: meet and hitting (like with a projectile) are the same words (treffen, trifft) and its a word play
Albania: I just found some oil ! I'm gonna be rich !
0.00001 seconds later: knock knock, it's the United States
Bees got McDonald's now
I wanna hear Drew speak french now
Oui oui
10:00 Ok how did I only find out about this
4:22 *Ah yes, the prime minister*
4:09 in german it sounds better: zwei jäger treffen sich beide tot. treffen means in this sentence "shoot"
9:56 NASA uses the Atacama to simulate Mars
The thumbnail is relatable
I'm interested in it but I am not gonna speak baguette
Petition for Drew to make a New-Zealand ball (day 1)
If he doesn't make it that'll be the most realistic thing, after all New Zealand isn't on maps, so it probably doesn't exist. LotR was actually filmed in Middle Earth.
go to the rifle club: learn to shoot, meet friends
2:18 nah I think I will refer to both of them as Eastern Rome
UK got the pharos curse 💀💀
Angriest countries: Least Angry:
Turkey Finland
N.Macedonia Estonia
Malta Netherlands
Poland Portugal
Me: Checks out
Petition for drew to hang the Albania flag day 1 for your local Albanian cause he haven’t commented
rare time drew drunill talks about my home state ps its colorado
As a hungarian i am dissapointed that the goverment didn’t invite poland
Beedonalds the honey maker is broken
1:18 Sry to my northern and eastern German friends, but we in northern Bavaria have the best beer🇩🇪🇩🇪🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩
(Edit: this Flag represents Franconia, not Poland)
8:40 Poland meanwhile:
7:18 just making fun out of each other's language.
Don't you dare laugh at our devoicing when you have words like "porucha".
Idk about others but I'd always prefer a Leichter Panzerspähwagen over a Bentley.
mit einem Flammenwerfer dazu??
A little explenation For the Joke. Meet and hitting a target is Booth treffen.
Petition for Drew to learn the longest anthem he can find and recite it
Day 11
I'm Swedish and I actually live nearby and I go to it often because there is a McDonald's 10 meters from it