Why You Don’t See Many Black Daredevils - DL Hughley
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- čas přidán 18. 09. 2019
- DL Hughley compares how black people and white people act during a hurricane and explains why black people “don’t f**k with death.”
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He ain't even wrong. My best friend is black and years ago he told me if I ever see him run, then I need to run. One day we were hanging out at a night club, dancing with some girls on the floor. I kid you not, I turned my head away for a fraction of a second and when I looked back, he was on his way out the door, so naturally I ran after him. I mean I made *HASTE* for that doorway. I had barely gotten outside the building when I started hearing gun shots coming from inside. I never even SAW the danger lmfao
I love it! See! Black folks will keep you safe 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
🤣🤣🤣💯💯💪🏾💪🏾
Damn bro he ain't grab you or nothin 🤣🤣
@@RobThaBank 😂😂😂😂
lmfao 🤣 no heads up or nothing
"what are you doing here with that shotgun?" 😭😭😂😂😂
I cracked up at the same thing. His white dude voice is better than Chappell
Tom Turek he also got the Chappell mic slam
I'm going to apply for the job tomorrow he ain't coming back lol.
Literally just happened in Ft. Worth TX
This joke get me every time
"we be at home like 'i was just there!" HAHAHAHA
TheFinalStanza94 “I knew it!!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dead
“Imma apply for the job tomorrow... he ain’t coming back” ROTFL
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
“I’m going home, this dude’s trying to make the news” lol
"What are you doing in here with that shotgun?" LMAO
I'm not paying for this house...it ain't here no more😂
3:40 I am hispanic, with no offenses, police in my family, and i still get paranoid around police 😂
lol. Sounds like a personal problem
Jamal Cole I’m sure you’re friends with lots of police “Jamal”
I doubt they’ve ever viewed you with animosity for any arbitrary reason.
@@bbluva20 bro he was just joking chill 😂
@@TheKnightmares Right. Some people are just stupid
@@bbluva20 Nope not friends with cops. My cousin is a sheriff though. I
"Drive thru the suburbs 4 deep with no taillight" might get shot at that point 😂
rampage lmao nah you might get robbed not shot
@spanish rampage you must be speaking from experience or something
@@theshowstopper979 I need the rest of this story
@spanish rampage nah we need white people they buying all the fetty and crack they ain't coming back from this drug epidemic🤣🤣
"I'm gonna apply for the job tomorrow, he ain't comin' back" LOL
“What are you doing with that shotgun”😂😂💀
4:11 “Here’s a rule of thumb, when black people run, you run!”
When black people run you run... Just a little bit slower 😜 lol
One of the quotes I live by lol
I'm not a snappy dresser, but that suit looks comfortable yet elegant.
It's a little too loose IMO, but I think most stand-up comedians prefer a looser garment.
Noble713 they probably sweating so bad up there
4:10 stole that one from cedric the entertainer
@@last7509 "GET LISA!!"
@@FrisbeeGirl you know whats up 😁
"I was just there!"
Marcus Love “I KNEW IT!!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I honestly laughed so hard I nearly fell over. I thought I was the only one thinking to myself, “ARENT those mobile homes? Why tf they still there?” 😂😂😂😂😂
Most mobile home foundations near fuse to the location after a few years. they arent actually mobile as much as the given name might suggest and trying to move them after they have settled in can cause massive damage to them. That's why they are such a perfect debt trap and can cause massive damage to poor and the uninformed, and why the rehotoric in which people claim they can just move is so toxic. Most of them can't and even if they wanted to can't afford somewhere better to begin with.
His white man voice is killing me 😂
Too real, I understand...
Ben Shapiro
@@satyamuhammad3342 mhmm
@@satyamuhammad3342
I died lol
DMV DEMON his white guy voice is so over-exaggerated, so horrible that it’s good. It’s funny because it’s so slap-in-the-face obvious that it’s just a black guy doing a white guy voice.
Being black is daring enough. We don't need to do anything else to tempt fate.
Word
I got goosebumps when he said that.
@@snarfjohnson2262
Why's that, because we don't fuck farm animals? Nah... you can have that shit. All you can eat.
@@Junkman2008 most prefer the company of farm animals compared to...I mean at least they're domesticated.
@@snarfjohnson2262 Shouldn't you be overdosing on heroin right about now?
Hahaaaa- “damn they done k*** the supervisor! Ima apply for the job tomorrow...” *walks in unscathed like...*
That's not even comedy. That's just facts.
Truth is stranger and funnier than fiction
It's a form of comedy called, *"satire."* It's facts with a funny zing in order to drive the point home in a simpler perspective.
Put bluntly, It's a joke about *facts.* lol
@@cameforthecookies6419 I'm so glad you explained the nature of comedy to me despite the fact that you were clueless that my post was a joke.
@@blupunk01
Oh my bad.
Hopefully it'll help someone who doesn't know. lol 😂
It's all good.
"I was just there!" 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
"When black ppl run, you run"
As a mixed girl, I felt that
😂
Mallory KnoxXX “as a mixed girl” you are blacc baby 💯🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
LakersLegend 2414 if she’s mixed, she’s fucking mixed lol. It doesn’t mean she’s black. She could be biracial or 1/3 black. It doesn’t mean she’s black. Stop trying to force people to identify as black when they aren’t!
@@missshannonsunshine She doesn't even have to have black in her. She could be White and Asian. I really wish people (not you) would stop assigning blackness to other people. 🙄🙄
Every black person is mixed so you aint special
@@energyvibes9719 Stop your *semantics.* There is a big *difference* with being *predominantly* black and having *SOME* black in your genetic makeup. Because if we go by your logic there are some whites who way down their genetic time pool have a slave blood or two in them. Does that mean they are black too? There *needs* to be a *distinction* STOP blurring the lines.
One of the original Kings of Comedy.....so underrated
To me he's THE FUNNIEST Comedian alive 😂
D L Hughley and Eddie Griffin are so underrated. My God.
When you speak the truth majority of people ignore you
Kdouglasbk1981 Big facts broski. I see that as a reoccurring problem. And I'm the type that searches diligently for the truth. Lol
If a comedian have a Netflix special, they are not underrated (my opinion).
Have you seen D L Netflix (2018) special? Most of his stand up specials are on Netflix.
Can’t forget about Corey Holcomb 🤣🤣💯💯
I love Eddie Griffin but he just swears too much
The world would be a better place if we could just laugh at ourselves
👏👏👏👏
I agree. So I'll attempt at telling you a possibly funny joke. In a forest a fox sees a frog sitting on a rock. It inches closer and closer before it breaks into a sprint. The frog hears this and tells the fox "Wait!" bringing the fox to a halt. The frog tells the fox "If you do not eat me, I will allow you to experience something you've never experienced before!" The fox agrees. A bit later the fox is stumbling about, barely able to keep its stance. Finally it falls over. The fox screams "Ah! Frog I have no legs!!" The frog replies "You still have your legs, calm down. And I am no frog, I am a toad! We have that effect on people." as it hops away.
@@JustCallMeShadow I don't get it
@Xyn Williams lol that's messed up man
@Xyn Williams she got a great sense of humor
"I was just there"
Classic
“What are doing in here with that shotgun??” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Common sense comedy🤣🤣. Loving it!! DL never disappoints.
Our dog survived a whole damn snow storm.. was waiting on our ass as soon as we got back home.
YOU LEFT HIM??? 😲🤣🤣 LMAO! that is messed up
Black people on the news talking about the shooter bc they got out
White people on the news describing what the hurricane sounded like😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 true brother
Deadass.... "I was just there ... " Lmao
Not one lie in this routine! 😂
No, but only because it's understood that comedy doesn't have to be literally true, it just has to be funny. Comedians say things that aren't true all the time. If they didn't, there'd hardly be any stereotype jokes, or any other faulty generalization or non sequitur jokes. What makes so much of comedy funny, is that it's NOT true, it's absurd, and if you thought it was supposed to be literal, then you wouldn't be able to "get" the joke. Mountain lions picking locks is a good example.
This man is speaking straight facts!!!!
Tyson Fury is the champ, straight fact.
No he isn’t
❤️🖤👑🚪💰💰💰💰💰💰
“They’re running lets go” hahaha, I wish we could all laugh at ourselves more- that’s what will abolish racism in the end I think
all that would be left is gerrymandering redlining, whites calling police on blacks for everything, stop and frisk, police shooting black people in the back....
To abolish racism is to abolish racists
Racism will never go away no matter what we don
Why is it the people who speak the most about 'racism' usually don't know what it is? The only thing 'laughing at ourselves' will accomplish is a sense of humor. "Racism is discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior." The key words are 'antagonism' and 'discrimination.' It is not the delusion of superiority, that makes one a racist... that only makes someone a 'bigot'. but the 'racist' actions against those people that makes one a racist.
@jcourtellison You know what would help racism? If you don't like the person or the race, don't fool with them. You don't have to hate them.
"I was just there"😂😂
I went to Walmart and came back home. Where's my Cape !
"Well maybe I did kill them people ". LMAO.
DL on fire here bwoy , " If the black people run , you run "!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I was just there!!.. I knew it!! "
Hughley is a legend
The title alone had me cracking up 😂 DL on why block people don’t daredevil 😂😂
Not a big ‘DL’ fan....but....this is a pretty funny bit! Truthful too...”it’s dangerous enough just being black.”
Tango shut yo ass up 😠
Dangerous enough indeed
Jay Suttle Go suck yo self!
So brave
@@jaysuttle1269 shut up nigga
" I was just there "
Said too many times myself.
Godbless the world.
That's the blessing God gave us for all the troubles we deal with being black. That extra common sense kicks in lol
holy shit that's hilarious in ways I don't think you're aware of.
@@snarfjohnson2262 care to explain
Es Mes
That’s just plain ole Experience.
@@arrjee9474 that too!
That's the holy spirit. It kicks in.
3:12 ... so relevant in 2020 ... DL was speaking FACTS!
Omg man, I couldn't stop laughing!!!😂😂😂😂
Love this MAN!!! He is hilarious and speaks but FACTS periodt!!!
Back in ‘96 I took a date to the Stardome in Birmingham. We had never heard of DL back then but we had a blast.
I met him last week. The nicest guy ever!
I was just there,I knew it haha
"I was just there"! I"m Dead!!
We don't hike 😂😂
Yea we know- 62% of blacks are obese in the US
Jeff Bridges obesity have nothing to do with hiking
@@jrickg9024 You're right, fat people don't have anything to do with hiking or get any kind of exercise at all, especially blacks with the highest obesity rate at 62%. *EBT*
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DL is hilarious im in tears over here 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Real talk Real facts who's watchin mr DL hughley your actin & your comedy is off da chain & thankx for sharing keep em comin 📽🎟
So true. " I was just there"
I always said, next to Richard Pryor D.L. Hughley was my favorite comedian!
Amazing how these old jokes that DL Hughley is telling is relevant today 2019 September 23rd...wow
I don't think it's about being relevance rather The Acknowledgment and Manner of Presentation. If you're a bully speaking about bullies, Sorry!!, no one's gonna take you seriously even if it's relatable. People want respect but can't give respect to the same people, men and women they seek respect but complain when they're not interested in the so called Talk. We must learn our manner of presentation and play their game better than they ever thought. Simple!!!!
been relevant foe 400 years wat u talkin bout?
Still relevant today October 6th, 2023. This is America. It will never not be relevant
I laughed on top of laughing😝. You rocked it. Mr. Hughley👍👍
Happy to see you better. Your voice needs to be heard. Love to you, staff & family
Thanks for bringing us along. Excellent stuff. Fan!
Katt Williams just pronounced DL as the greatest!
ITS CRAZY TO ME HOW SOME PEOPLE CAN THINK THIS BROTHER IS NOT FUNNY LIKE HES WELL SPOKEN WELL DRESSED SMART FUNNY AND RELATIVELY CLEAN HES BASICALLY A MASTER OF HIS TRADE I FEEL LIKE HE DESERVES MUCH MORE PROPS THAN HE RECIEVES YET I MAY OR MAY NOT BE WRONG ABOUT THIS OUTCOME HAVE A GREAT DAY YALL :)
He said he would leave his dog outside in a hurricane. I thought he was really funny until he started bragging about animal cruelty. That's sick
WHATS THE CONTEXT
pardon me forget my prior question after my first question somewhere in there read you up more carefully .....look media all relative to me I guess maybe he is talking about a scenario where u gotta do what you gotta do .. .I see u like animals I love e animals too ...u got kids .....if so do u love um ....alright now theres hurricane what u gonna do ?
@@BothHands1 It's just a dog, not a human being. Geez.
Marcus Love
That's not a particularly good argument, considering that dogs are often more caring and pure and intelligent than many humans.
" I dont want it anymore " 😂
He is so quick witted! So fast with the punchlines. One of the fastest.
I wanna know why his white person voice sounds like Katt Williams 🤔
Michael Thacker
😅😂 GOOD ONE!!
What's funny is that he was actually insulting white people but DL's so gifted he made them laugh anyway.......And they paid to come see him!🤣
We've come a long way since Amos and Andy.😏
@Gavin Lee the funny thing is... yeahhh ..i can laugh about what he is saying.. it is funny..i don't take it personal....but exactly are you saying?? Not all white people are the same?? Same how?? Sensitive?? Rasist? Crazy? Defensive? Even Worse??
I do not take his sence of humor personal...i am however aware if the fact...that if a white guy would say the exact same thing he does...youtube would blow up!! He would be called a racist...people would protest in the streets...his channel would be canceled!! And they WOULD take it personally.. . eventhough they are the same words/ jokes!!
Yet you are saying...not all whites are the same????
That is kind of like..a bl*ck man looking into another bl* ck mans eyes saying...not all.bl*cks are the same!! Are you serieus????
@Gavin Lee you are not being very clear my friend!! I write all of that making you understand where i am coming from..and thats all you have to say?? REALLY???
I love my brother and sisters...in all shades and colors ...thats how i was raised!! Credit where credits due!! Its either good...or bad!!
Blood Moo,
He was not insulting to white people at all my friend, because if he was they would not have been laughing nor would they have paid to see him!
We ALL must have a sense of humor!
This is reality and DL Hugley did a MASTERFUL JOB EXPRESSING REALITY THROUGH Comedy!
THAT IS WHY HE IS SO LOVE AND RESPECTED!
If you notice there is alot of white people there.
They would NEVER pay to be insulted at all!
They are there because it is NOT for blacks ONLY, it's for ALL people!
When you can express yourself and all issues through humor your sure to see understanding and change.
Though it may take some time, I truly believe things will change for the better one day!
I truly appreciate your comment.
This is an upgrade from the old TV shows
"ALL in the family"
and
"The Jeffersons"
If you are old enough to remember those good old TV Shows you'll understand what I am talking about!
Have a great day!
Again, thanks for your comment!
I didn’t laugh at a damn word from him. His humor is in poor taste. He’s a race baiting shill
This was great…..
One of the few real ones 👏🏿👏🏿
I was just there! 🤣
The reason black people do well in Athletics
Shit was crazy! I remember when I got pulled over! had kno clue y, but the officer kept asking me my name and everytime I said it he asked if I was sure and everytime he asked I was more and more unsure to the point I almost said idk!!! Funny now fucked up than
DL hughley got a funny insight on everything 🤣🤣
Laughed to hard at this XD
Damm, hilarious but true at the same time
He's right, especially with the Hispanic thing. I am Puerto Rican with a French-sounding surname. Other Puerto Ricans would tell my Father, "It does not sound Spanish enough," and he would reply, "That is true, but I can get an apartment easily, you can't!"
That was a good segment!
This is by far the funniest DL Hughley set.
This was good a& true as it gets.
Funny as hell I love DL comedy
The truth is always the funniest 🤣🤣🤣
Being blacks a thrill itself. No joke, i was riding my bike while on the phone IN A PARKING LOT IN THE WALKING AREA and got pulled over by a cop.
These are just facts 😂
Why is this censored? C'mon comedy central
Classic DL LMAO 😂💀
Brilliant!
I wish people would learn what underrated meant.
Lmao. You're the Best!
Love D.L. Hugley!
I was a park ranger in Washington state from 1978-1981.I was a smokejumper,and I was at Mt.St.Helens. I have been to Alaska and drove back. I am from Alabama.
I was just there!!!
A little Common Sense really does go a long way.
One of the funniest comedian of all time
D.L. Always gets me!
I Always come here for a good laugh DL stay on point
D.L. is the man!
I once saw an Indian guy in NYC flick his cigarette ash onto a cop’s shoe and the officer started to confront him about it. The guy took one long drag off his cig then said “Why don’t you go fight real fucking crime.” The cop stared at him for a few moments then walked off down the street😂
This guy is brilliant!
Why is comedy central bleeping the curse words?
Because cursing is bad 😁
@@hanaayr 😹
DL Hughley looks like an old Playboi Carti from the side.
Who's Playboi Carti ?
Oj 😂😂😂😂
Oj
LOL!!! 😀😅😂
Don’t disrespect a Legend like that🤧💀
I needed this laugh
This is comedy gold😂😂
The thing that trips me out about white people and the police is after the white man/woman curses out the officer, the officer gives them the ticket and says, "Have a nice day." I once saw on the news that a black man caught a case for farting!