Green screening myself into 9-1-1 Lone Star

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  • čas přidán 20. 01. 2021
  • Can anyone tell me where that mid-credit Easter Egg is taking place?
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  • @CrabbyMcDoom
    @CrabbyMcDoom Před 3 lety +9147

    For people wondering: Standard procedure to get a baby that was rocketed into a tree by a rolling vehicle is to get a second larger baby and to throw it into the tree until the first baby is free. In case second baby gets stuck: Good for you! Now with every throw of a third baby you have twice the chance to rescue one of the babies!

  • @benhalstead1246
    @benhalstead1246 Před 3 lety +3312

    Hawk eye doesnt like people climbing his cellphone towers

    • @mochs62512
      @mochs62512 Před 3 lety +16

      I snorted

    • @alamalam5594
      @alamalam5594 Před 3 lety +25

      @@mochs62512 My rant is 1:10 ,If this real life they get fired for standing there and doing nothing to save victim together

    • @jeremypifer8440
      @jeremypifer8440 Před 3 lety +9

      Sup dude... He's just mad you haven't brought over the moral boosting killdozer firetruck for his crew too get shit faced in yet.

    • @magmafeline8239
      @magmafeline8239 Před rokem +1

      I for some reason heard the suction cup man theme play

  • @Ascaron1337
    @Ascaron1337 Před 3 lety +3476

    I love the crossbow part. I mean the shooter redefines "sniper".
    What is that? 150 to 200 yards?
    Easily defying the wind
    Shooting straight against the sun (look at the shadows on the house + elevated on the tower)
    And the bolts are so fast and have such high velocity to completely pierce the victim and keep flying. Alrighty then.
    "Fuck physics..I got swag."

    • @karl69marx99
      @karl69marx99 Před 3 lety +234

      The range is actualy not unreasonable for a powerfull crossbow, and you can mitigate the efects of sunlight and wind. But that does still not explain wehre the arrows went.

    • @interstellardumbassery7514
      @interstellardumbassery7514 Před 3 lety +310

      @@karl69marx99 fucking karl marx and his infinite knowledge on hunting humans with crossbows

    • @shadowofdread7018
      @shadowofdread7018 Před 3 lety +144

      @@interstellardumbassery7514
      It was his hobby while spreading socialism

    • @PapaBear816
      @PapaBear816 Před 3 lety +110

      Plot twist, it's a Marvel Studios cross over and Hawkeye is drunk.

    • @TheSimmr001
      @TheSimmr001 Před 3 lety +16

      also crossbows are LOUD!

  • @carliejane1838
    @carliejane1838 Před 2 lety +901

    When I was in elementary school, we had something called “Junior Deputy” where the local sheriff, captain of the fire department, and EMS came in and did a series of programs and demonstrations. We got to the “jaws of life” section and they called it “the claw” and my entire class of 4th graders said “the claaaaw.”

    • @dtulip1
      @dtulip1 Před rokem +31

      HEHEHEH...I like that :)

    • @depressoespresso5904
      @depressoespresso5904 Před rokem +39

      the claaaaaaaaawwwwww

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW Před rokem +71

      "The claw chooses who will go and who will stay."

    • @magmafeline8239
      @magmafeline8239 Před rokem +24

      ​@@beastwarsFTW I mean there not wrong just not into the light or not

    • @puppeteer1402
      @puppeteer1402 Před 10 měsíci +19

      Were these children possibly tiny green alien toys?

  • @Phaaze86
    @Phaaze86 Před 3 lety +4640

    Never thought "baby rocketed into a tree" would be a phrase I would hear.

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 Před 3 lety +124

      I never thought a baby magically rocketed for a car into a at least 20 foot tall tree would be the basis a show other then like Tom and Jerry would use

    • @alexn5743
      @alexn5743 Před 3 lety +6

      Me either but here we are!

    • @matthewbeland8443
      @matthewbeland8443 Před 3 lety +3

      🤣

    • @jjkrayenhagen
      @jjkrayenhagen Před 3 lety +24

      Rock-a-bye baby in the tree top.

    • @Killer_Turnip
      @Killer_Turnip Před 3 lety +13

      They did this in a Bones episode too I think 😂 Classic hollywood move, the ol' baby rocketed into a tree by a vehicle crash scene

  • @AngryCops
    @AngryCops Před 3 lety +9877

    Hey! That end scene looked mighty familiar fireman

    • @thepaperbagman_
      @thepaperbagman_ Před 3 lety +673

      Hi angry cops I think he broke in and recorded himself just for that one scene

    • @matthewwoods632
      @matthewwoods632 Před 3 lety +429

      Might wanna check those security cams...

    • @batbensam5794
      @batbensam5794 Před 3 lety +207

      Behold, an angry cop as it tries to move in with the firemen and join their ranks.
      Edit: grammar

    • @groverbundy899
      @groverbundy899 Před 3 lety +94

      These bros are twins

    • @Dori-Ma
      @Dori-Ma Před 3 lety +221

      That's what you get for leaving Dirtbag Private in charge of house security.

  • @maddogmicah2836
    @maddogmicah2836 Před 3 lety +2403

    "If we can't cut her out of the car, we cut the car off of her."
    Removing the car from around the patient is LITERALLY the definition of "Vehicle Extrication". All that guy is saying is basically 'Lets do our jobs the right way!"

    • @buttersquids
      @buttersquids Před 3 lety +138

      Doing their jobs right would be a first!

    • @tifforo1
      @tifforo1 Před 2 lety +138

      "Let's try cutting the car instead of cutting off a piece of the patient to get her clear"
      I agree.

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 Před 2 lety +44

      @@tifforo1 just from the clip shown it doesn't seem like they were considering doing the alternative...but considering some of the questionable things that happen in those shows it wouldn't be surprising if they suggested it

    • @chocoloutre
      @chocoloutre Před rokem +8

      @@tifforo1 It's an idea! XD (love your comment, it makes me laugh!)

    • @lnteIIigence
      @lnteIIigence Před rokem +1

      Third option, they cut her into little pieces and take her out bit by bit!

  • @Torlik11
    @Torlik11 Před 3 lety +117

    The AC/open window thing is probably the only one that makes some sense. You wouldn't open a window with AC running, you're not cooling the outside.

    • @brightshining
      @brightshining Před 10 měsíci +3

      Yeah, it was a quite clever discovery on the part of Paul, as always :)

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross Před 10 měsíci +13

      Me, trying to combat global warming: "My goal is beyond your understanding"

    • @aydenburgess905
      @aydenburgess905 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Yeah I was a little confused that his gripe was "The assassin's gotta stay cool!" no they're saying its weird for someone to let all of their cold air out

  • @treykleppe7511
    @treykleppe7511 Před 3 lety +3742

    He just green screened himself into angry cops place 😂😂😂

  • @blacky_Ninja
    @blacky_Ninja Před 3 lety +3225

    Hey, he has a wound!
    Let‘s first have a good look and an extended philosophical discussion about what kind of wound it is and how he got it, while doing absolutely nothing against all the blood leaving our client. 😃👍

    • @strivingfornewhorizons9281
      @strivingfornewhorizons9281 Před 3 lety +40

      Thought the same😂

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 Před 3 lety +138

      meh, not like anyone ever died of blood loss. No hurry here.

    • @mangar49
      @mangar49 Před 3 lety +22

      Lmao , client

    • @marvindebot3264
      @marvindebot3264 Před 3 lety +11

      @@mangar49 That's the correct term in some departments.

    • @iz2333
      @iz2333 Před 2 lety +18

      "Well now that we've dealt with the exit wound, I think we're done here."

  • @TryanaTheGoober
    @TryanaTheGoober Před 3 lety +293

    1:46 Hey, Archer here. I can confirm there's definitely no way that any archer could shoot that accurately 200 yds up, crossbow or not. They would have to be insanely lucky and would have had to have practiced shooting that high for a long, long time, and even then, it still wouldn't be as accurate as they say it is.

    • @Sasha-ph9uv
      @Sasha-ph9uv Před rokem +38

      The most problematic is not even the 200 yds it's the arrow that magically dissapear everytime when it hits the tower

    • @insulttothehumanrace3807
      @insulttothehumanrace3807 Před rokem +30

      @@Sasha-ph9uv Yeah, if the sniper's shooting bolts hard enough to pierce all the way through a leg at that distance (somehow???)... it's gonna get lodged in the tower.
      It's almost like a gun would have made more sense for this scene, but the writers wanted some extra dramatic tension for some reason.

    • @dchil15
      @dchil15 Před rokem +11

      @@insulttothehumanrace3807 Or fully fed into the myth that "silencers/suppressors are illegal/unobtainable"

    • @brandonibes5562
      @brandonibes5562 Před 10 měsíci

      Sterling?

    • @helbent4
      @helbent4 Před 9 měsíci +5

      He could have a ballista concealed in that house. You never know!

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber

    "Don't cut the person out of the vehicle; cut the vehicle off the person" is actually something I learned in EMS classes. The car is expendable. Tear it up if it means getting the person out safely.
    All the rest... yeah, they're idiots. And where the hell are the police to stop the crossbowman?

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 Před 2 lety +1

      Who knows?

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 Před 2 lety +29

      Bigger question, why the hell did someone decide to shoot their crossbow at them? Like, if you have so much beef with the guy, why didn’t you shoot him while he was on the ground?

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra Před 2 lety +9

      @@howardbaxter2514 Well if someone's on a big tower with not very much leverage getting hit by a crossbow could cause them to fall

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 Před 2 lety +8

      @@arandomsupra yeah, but why cause him to fall when it will be clear something, i.e. a crossbow bolt, was what caused them to fall in the first place.

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra Před 2 lety

      @@howardbaxter2514 It will take less effort to kill them

  • @jcs99100
    @jcs99100 Před 3 lety +907

    " I dont unpeel my banana, I unbanana my peel" had me!

  • @Jay-we7cm
    @Jay-we7cm Před 3 lety +1643

    “Ya guys ever wonder how lawsuits start?” 🙌💀

    • @WatchTeeShrink
      @WatchTeeShrink Před 3 lety +30

      As a paralegal- this is hilarious. 🤣🤣 and true.

    • @lindinle
      @lindinle Před 3 lety +27

      i would love to watch movie and tv with you just to hear the. "aaand that guy would be sued" "that violates about 3 laws".

    • @a1fastyellowkitten780
      @a1fastyellowkitten780 Před 3 lety +4

      for some reason after i read that i added a 'he he' while imagining michale jackson doing a moon walk

    • @reubendunford3865
      @reubendunford3865 Před 3 lety +1

      That's what the kids said as they rocked up at neverland

    • @Jay-we7cm
      @Jay-we7cm Před 3 lety

      @@reubendunford3865 random and unexpected but mkay 💀💀💀

  • @Jimmy445able
    @Jimmy445able Před 3 lety +71

    This episode “Cap he’s bleeding out” when the kid was in the mine field “bleeding heavily is good”

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 Před 3 lety +3

      *to be fair* its probable that the intent there was 'if he's still bleeding, his heart is still beating' or at the very least 'if he';s still bleeding, he still has blood'. which would be preferable to the alternative.

    • @matthewkreps3352
      @matthewkreps3352 Před rokem +1

      Still an odd thing to say when you want to control the bleeding . . .

  • @zachary4670
    @zachary4670 Před 2 lety +22

    0:42 him standing up in surprise while doing something offscreen will never not be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @CamoCollie
    @CamoCollie Před 3 lety +1709

    I love how you green screened yourself into Angry Cops room

    • @evanzalucky1903
      @evanzalucky1903 Před 3 lety +31

      I saw that and was like “hay, I know that background, oh wait, it’s angry cop’s.

    • @wyatthastings251
      @wyatthastings251 Před 3 lety +10

      I wonder if they know each other 😂

    • @evanzalucky1903
      @evanzalucky1903 Před 3 lety +8

      We gotta get those 2 to collaborate on something

    • @nineang9999
      @nineang9999 Před 3 lety

      Who said it was greenscreen?

    • @johnlucas6683
      @johnlucas6683 Před 3 lety +1

      They kinda sound alike as well. The way they point out the silly stupid things. Hahaha

  • @danshonda1337
    @danshonda1337 Před 3 lety +149

    What I love is that she MOVES THE PATIENT'S NECK to put the thing used to immobilize the patient's neck on. What about you?

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 Před 2 lety +22

      I mean, this is the same show that doesn’t know how to use a tourniquet or a HOSE. Ah yes, let’s run into a fire and bring fire extinguishers. That’s a great idea!

  • @smokingdog9349
    @smokingdog9349 Před 3 lety +57

    The show logic summed up
    Oh hey, a grease fire, let’s put it out with some *WATER*

  • @8eewee
    @8eewee Před 3 lety +155

    "Save a baby that was rocketed into a tree by a rolling vehicle"
    Today on things I never thought I'd hear in my life.
    These are fantastic!

  • @Em-hm8uy
    @Em-hm8uy Před 3 lety +354

    The funny man is back to give us serotonin

  • @Max-rh3yk
    @Max-rh3yk Před 3 lety +339

    Mid credit Easter egg takes place in wherever “Angry Cops”films his stuff

  • @Gunslinger2121
    @Gunslinger2121 Před 3 lety +115

    You could’ve just summed up the entire 9-1-1 series with “We’re just gonna stand around and watch the entire crap show unfold.”

  • @SparksMC
    @SparksMC Před rokem +9

    0:55 I also unbanana my peel.

  • @supersparker414
    @supersparker414 Před 3 lety +427

    ur like the angry cops of the fire department

    • @FireDepartmentChronicles
      @FireDepartmentChronicles  Před 3 lety +188

      Peep the mid-credit scene. You might like it

    • @supersparker414
      @supersparker414 Před 3 lety +23

      @@FireDepartmentChronicles just got to it

    • @Vulkanprimarch
      @Vulkanprimarch Před 3 lety +8

      @@FireDepartmentChronicles I can't wait to see you guys do some collabs!

    • @KurokiSan
      @KurokiSan Před 3 lety +6

      @@FireDepartmentChronicles pls do a collab with angry cops.

    • @johnlucas6683
      @johnlucas6683 Před 3 lety +3

      Hope they do a collab. Angry Cops even has a comment here.

  • @dicedpastry5108
    @dicedpastry5108 Před 3 lety +113

    ‘Wonder how law suits start.’ So perfect

    • @nanwijanarko1969
      @nanwijanarko1969 Před 3 lety +5

      Non-American here and while understand it's a joke and it's common to sue everything there, what kind of lawsuit can be pursued in such situation? I don't understand :/

    • @11darklight11
      @11darklight11 Před 3 lety +8

      I'm not an american or a specialist on the matter but i have a hunch something along the lines negligence at work or sth cause they had a bunch of free people and nobody seemed to use a blanket to catch a kid in case it were to fall before saved, or at that matter if they had a ladder not use it but a tree that can break under a weight of the adult. Just my guess.

    • @hunterbear2421
      @hunterbear2421 Před 3 lety

      the true question gasoline can't catch on fire when its in water i know they should disconnect the battery but the gas tank as long as all of it has leaked out and touched water it should be fine

    • @marvindebot3264
      @marvindebot3264 Před 3 lety

      @@hunterbear2421 Battery disconnect is the first thing you do.

    • @hunterbear2421
      @hunterbear2421 Před 3 lety

      @@marvindebot3264 yeah it should be, but thats only if your in there for a long time thats the best thing to do. but if you ain't going to be there for a long time its just better to get away from the car rather then unpluging the battery

  • @teclinsoro4523
    @teclinsoro4523 Před 3 lety +27

    gotta love how incompetent these shows make emergency services seem

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Před rokem +4

      Competent Professionalism means no mistakes. No mistakes is boring.

  • @garybenade
    @garybenade Před 2 lety +6

    0:50 I don't unpeel my banana, I unbanana my peel. classic!

  • @fazecarpet1477
    @fazecarpet1477 Před 3 lety +286

    Do they make jackets that are immune to blue sticky fire because if not, jason... you could make some good money

    • @archy6248
      @archy6248 Před 3 lety +12

      And can deflect crossbow bolts to

    • @dicedpastry5108
      @dicedpastry5108 Před 3 lety +17

      And protects freelancing Aqua man from the magic gas

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru Před 3 lety +22

      @@dicedpastry5108 What about smoke-eating Spiderman?

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 Před 3 lety +10

      @@MurasakiTsukimaru Black smoke-eating Spiderman or Grey smoke-eating Spiderman? What's the difference? Black smoke Eating Spiderman has to play out like a season of 24 because that's his life expectancy. Grey smoke-eating Spiderman could be a character in a Cheech and Chong movie.

  • @kris1log373
    @kris1log373 Před 3 lety +92

    For a second there I thought Angry Cops bout to show up

  • @Michael-rx7ff
    @Michael-rx7ff Před 3 lety +26

    When I’m teaching, I will forever use your phrase “Now that is some Shakespearean crap right there.” And I’m an English major...

  • @NIGHTSTALKER973
    @NIGHTSTALKER973 Před 2 lety +8

    My favorite part about this whole thing is I just picture Jason as the only guy on the job who knows what he's doing but everyone else just keeps ignoring him 🤣

  • @zacharyfett2491
    @zacharyfett2491 Před 3 lety +108

    Wait.....you DON’T un-banana your peel???
    Also, I think we all saw the reason(s) she took off her protective gear.............

    • @loficampingguy9664
      @loficampingguy9664 Před 3 lety +21

      When you're all out of writing ideas so you resort to fan service

    • @faatman42
      @faatman42 Před 3 lety +5

      Fan service would be to have her short torn as well. This was just bullshit

  • @obieobrien5883
    @obieobrien5883 Před 3 lety +55

    Even someone without medical training can see right through all their garbage Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

  • @atrophyqueen6168
    @atrophyqueen6168 Před 3 lety +6

    It seems like a super scary job that I know I don't have the guts for at all. I'm happy there are people like you and your service brothers and sisters that actually know what they are doing and sacrifice for the rest of us.

  • @chrisdavison6678
    @chrisdavison6678 Před 2 lety +2

    I have just spent 55 minutes of my life watching your videos. Possibly the best comedy on CZcams. Plus it's given me some fun ideas to try at home.

  • @DMXIII
    @DMXIII Před 3 lety +15

    Please more, this series is a masterpiece!

  • @Crusader51493
    @Crusader51493 Před 3 lety +336

    The only thing i’ve disagreed with you with, the air conditioning. The significance isn’t the air conditioner, it’s that the window was open while the air conditioner was in use. The window being open with an AC was odd and therefore suspicious. I might have watched every one of your videos so far and it’s amazing how that’s the first time I’ve had a reason to disagree. I love your videos.

    • @marvindebot3264
      @marvindebot3264 Před 3 lety +93

      And he could tell it was on how, exactly?

    • @FearlessLeader2001
      @FearlessLeader2001 Před 2 lety +161

      @@marvindebot3264 With his special eyes that could see dripping refrigerant from 200 yards

    • @Shade01982
      @Shade01982 Před 2 lety +26

      @@marvindebot3264 I assume it was the deduction in the show. It was very warm, therefor it made sense people with AC's would have them on. Still dodgy...

    • @MandolinMagi
      @MandolinMagi Před 2 lety +8

      Also, its noise will cover that of the crossbow.

    • @TheUndefeatedMeat
      @TheUndefeatedMeat Před 2 lety +34

      @@marvindebot3264 basically if i have a window unit why would i want to open my window to let more hot air in. It makes sense why its suspicious but i just found this channel and love his humor😂

  • @jellopuddings
    @jellopuddings Před 3 lety

    Keep making these please. First time I laughed in a long time.
    Thank you for your service!!!

  • @nobodyimportant64
    @nobodyimportant64 Před 3 lety +4

    0:19 that awkward moment when you used (stopped four/three years ago) to volunteer in a texas firefighter department and we did call it the jaws of life

  • @t0n4us
    @t0n4us Před 3 lety +3

    These are gold. The lines and the delivery come very close to Ryan Reynolds' comedy and I love it.

  • @Matthew_Klepadlo
    @Matthew_Klepadlo Před 3 lety +11

    Taking care of the exit wound only and saying you’re done is like eating an apple, but never getting that close to the core.
    You got 70% of the job done, but what about the rest?

  • @Thiker927
    @Thiker927 Před 3 lety

    I’ve been waiting for a new episode of this, and you did not disappoint my friend. Excellent work.

  • @JordanSmith-fg6if
    @JordanSmith-fg6if Před 3 lety

    Gold. Please, never stop making these! I laugh hysterically at each one.

  • @christopherwellens338
    @christopherwellens338 Před 3 lety +5

    You're one of my favorite people ever and its harder to make me like you, then to get a cat to like you

  • @emirachelnatalie3397
    @emirachelnatalie3397 Před 3 lety +10

    i'm glad i watch these shows for the characters and not the calls lol.

    • @Jungbeck
      @Jungbeck Před 2 lety

      Whatever helps you sleep at night

  • @nothingmuch6666
    @nothingmuch6666 Před 3 lety

    This series is absolutely spectacular! Keep it up man!

  • @kamikazekittiesii161
    @kamikazekittiesii161 Před 3 lety

    Im absolutely loving these videos, keep em up!

  • @flucky_1
    @flucky_1 Před 3 lety +6

    1:04 i lost it

  • @nickvanachthoven7252
    @nickvanachthoven7252 Před 3 lety +7

    2:37 why did he suddenly sound so angry?

  • @totoxina3168
    @totoxina3168 Před 3 lety +1

    I love these videos. Questioning the logic of dramatic series with nice sarcasm makes it feel like the world has SOME goodness left. xD

  • @charliewilson3351
    @charliewilson3351 Před 3 lety

    These videos are amazing, keep it up and thanks for making them!

  • @georgek.8651
    @georgek.8651 Před 3 lety +3

    Jason: uploads a new video
    My kidney: dies from all the laughing

  • @robertheller4583
    @robertheller4583 Před 3 lety +11

    PLEASE green screen yourself in the anime "Fire force" I want to see you Beat anthropomorphic fire monsters with your bear fist

  • @smusmus92
    @smusmus92 Před 3 lety

    Ive watched 2 of your videos and already a subscriber and probably my favourite channel. Love it. You're a legend mate

  • @jokersjoke14
    @jokersjoke14 Před 3 lety +1

    Dude these videos make me laugh my ass off keep up the great work

  • @JackUpham
    @JackUpham Před 3 lety +4

    If I ever make a first responders drama show I'm hiring this guy as a consultant

  • @Beandiptheredneck
    @Beandiptheredneck Před 3 lety +10

    There’s actually a lot of guys on my department that call them “jaws of life” 😅 but we’re a backwoods small town department 🤷‍♂️

    • @tkfaf15
      @tkfaf15 Před 3 lety +2

      I was only an EMT for about 7 years but I also worked in a rural area & that's exactly what we called it too.

    • @kanad.9397
      @kanad.9397 Před 3 lety +2

      so when they said jaws were they talking about the cutter, spreader or ram? lol

  • @mikyeisenreichova3615
    @mikyeisenreichova3615 Před 3 lety

    I LOVE THIS. 😍 I get about two times the amount of entertainment from your 3 min videos than I would from their whole episode. 😁 That's time efficiency if I ever saw one

  • @gracelesslyfalling
    @gracelesslyfalling Před 3 lety +1

    Love these videos. They’re hilarious. Please keep them coming! I’d also be interested to see a ranking video of all the firefighter shows you’ve watched that rank them from least realistic to most realistic.

  • @MrHimynameisdanny
    @MrHimynameisdanny Před 3 lety +4

    I knew a recognized that last scene... Angry Cops!

  • @liquidschwartz38
    @liquidschwartz38 Před 3 lety +10

    how does this guy not have more subs? his content is really good

    • @RockyTuxedoFBI
      @RockyTuxedoFBI Před 3 lety

      It was recommended to me somehow. I am wondering that too.. 😎

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 Před 2 lety

      It is aimed at a fairly niche audience.

  • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
    @GustavoSilva-ny8jc Před rokem +2

    1:11 😂 Amazing how law keeps them accountable!!!

  • @joshsmith-xv3eo
    @joshsmith-xv3eo Před 3 lety

    These are great I love them man keep up the great work can't wait for the next one!

  • @rexjolles
    @rexjolles Před 3 lety +6

    What is it with this show and Co2 extinguishers? What is this, The Blob?

  • @alexn5743
    @alexn5743 Před 3 lety +4

    "You guys ever wonder how lawsuits start?" Lol!

  • @Enxvinity
    @Enxvinity Před 3 lety

    man u always make my day, and make me smile (:

  • @nike3000ca
    @nike3000ca Před 3 lety +1

    I can't describe how much I love these.

  • @MrRecorder1
    @MrRecorder1 Před 2 lety +3

    2:00 Someone seen the propeller-hat of the presenter? Sorry, cannot unsee it anymore :D

  • @Plywood_concept
    @Plywood_concept Před 3 lety +11

    At the end you was in Angry cops studio

  • @Lilliity
    @Lilliity Před rokem

    I just found these videos and I can say I'm living for it.

  • @hotff50
    @hotff50 Před 3 lety

    As long as the show stays on the air you have comedy gold for years to come!!!🤣

  • @johns7734
    @johns7734 Před 3 lety +6

    I gotta say, if I asked for the "Jaws of Life" at an extrication instead of the spreader, I'd be the butt of stupid jokes for years!

    • @MySexyParrots
      @MySexyParrots Před 3 lety +1

      As just a regular Joe, I had no idea you guys didn't call it The Jaws of Life. Any other slang besides "spreader"?

    • @Station7Jason
      @Station7Jason Před 3 lety +2

      @@MySexyParrots My Capt just says grab the extraction tool, maybe hydraulic just to be more specific at times.

    • @johns7734
      @johns7734 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MySexyParrots "Jaws of life" is actually a trademark of the Hurst company. Everyone knows the spreader, but my favorite tool is the "O" cutter. Two big jaws that make the letter "O" when they just overlap and make two pieces of ANYTHING inside them when the jaws close!
      There's the junkyard dog. It's an extendable brace with a spike at the bottom and a ratchet strap to keep it from slipping. It's used to brace an overturned car or one on its side so that it doesn't shift or fall while we're working on it.

    • @dinascharnhorst6590
      @dinascharnhorst6590 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MySexyParrots A Hurst tool.

    • @emmagatewood3898
      @emmagatewood3898 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MySexyParrots Firefighters would be more likely to say "go get the hurst tool" or "go get the spreader" or maybe "go get the jaws". Saying "jaws of life" sounds kind of corny, especially when dramatically shouted at the scene of an extrication, as Rob Lowe did here.

  • @cam5084
    @cam5084 Před 3 lety +5

    “Looks like some sort of puncture wound” “no it’s an exit wound” so a puncture wound?

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 Před 2 lety

      That is just a puncture wound from the other direction.

  • @gloriabailey1450
    @gloriabailey1450 Před 3 lety +1

    Finally I'm early! Another great video, thank you for the comic relief Jason : )

  • @Gorf2003
    @Gorf2003 Před rokem

    I love this series. This is just sooo good. :D

  • @Nutleaf
    @Nutleaf Před 3 lety +5

    ITS A SIGN, gotta collab!

  • @mikejason7419
    @mikejason7419 Před 3 lety +6

    you forgot the first episode where he didn't use his radio to let everyone else know that the place is about the blow-up! Also that they didn't hear dispatch notify them of that

  • @emmagatewood3898
    @emmagatewood3898 Před 3 lety

    Ahhhh laughed so hard I cried! Thanks man, I needed that.

  • @kimomalott9840
    @kimomalott9840 Před 3 lety

    idk why youre funny ass videos showed up on my feed but im so glad they did 😂

  • @josephflynn9792
    @josephflynn9792 Před 3 lety +4

    To be fair to the guy talking about the window and AC. He’s pointing out that nobody would have a window open and an AC going at the same time unless they were crazy ( which I’m gonna assume the shooter is). Now how he knows what a running AC unit looks like from that far away is a totally different matter.

  • @insanephreak
    @insanephreak Před 3 lety +3

    For the love of God, please do a crossover with Angry Cops

  • @ws2940
    @ws2940 Před 3 lety

    These are so damn awesome. Please keep making them.

  • @furycarnategaming
    @furycarnategaming Před 3 lety

    Thank you for saving me from watching that show...just the scenes you have shown I find infinitely maddening.

  • @DrToxz
    @DrToxz Před 2 lety +6

    2:24 Blood cant exit from the entry wound, only through the exit wound. So im sure they are fine.

    • @jasonvoorhees6152
      @jasonvoorhees6152 Před 9 měsíci

      The firefighter is a emt. He knows what he's talking about.

    • @DrToxz
      @DrToxz Před 9 měsíci

      @@jasonvoorhees6152 that was a joke. You seem to have missed it.

    • @jasonvoorhees6152
      @jasonvoorhees6152 Před 9 měsíci

      @@DrToxz bugger. I'm autistic so I didn't see it was a joke.

    • @DrToxz
      @DrToxz Před 9 měsíci

      @@jasonvoorhees6152 We both know I couldn't have known that, didnt mean any offense at all.

    • @cessnacitation-x
      @cessnacitation-x Před měsícem

      ​@@jasonvoorhees6152 The implication that EMTs know what they're talking about is funny.

  • @mattknauf3996
    @mattknauf3996 Před 3 lety +8

    2:16, i have a friend who was a medic and he swears by the tourniquet . he even used your phrase. strangely enough, i heard some doctors/nurses dont like them since they cut off blood flow. which is the bloody point.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 Před 3 lety +3

      Not too long ago tourniquets had fallen out of favor in civilian medicine due to a focus on saving life AND limb. However, it never really left military field medicine. Shortly after the War on Terror began documentation started finding higher survival rates for traumatic injuries in combat zones than back in the US. It was found to be due to tourniquet use by combat medics.

  • @matthewmccauley830
    @matthewmccauley830 Před 3 lety

    Glad I'm not the only one that thought "well that's half the problem" lol. This has got to be my new favorite videos from you! Stay safe!

  • @Guderian2
    @Guderian2 Před 3 lety

    Why have i only found this channel recently? This is Gold!

  • @LDaniel_BDuce
    @LDaniel_BDuce Před 3 lety +3

    “If we can’t cut her out of the car, we’ll have to cut the car out of her”
    Me: normal
    * plays back *
    Me: but they could possibly cut her out... and say it was apart of the damage 🤷‍♂️

  • @CoolSmoovie
    @CoolSmoovie Před 3 lety +5

    I’ve heard a pretty good amount of Firefighters call it the “Jaws of Life”!
    Hilarious tho

  • @NovaCamellia936
    @NovaCamellia936 Před 3 lety

    Love te content, man. Keep up the excellent work!

  • @TEC-AoC
    @TEC-AoC Před 3 lety +1

    I absolutely LOVE the overtly optimistic sarcasm this man is spewing out, it's fantastic!

  • @Emsdork
    @Emsdork Před 3 lety +5

    Wait, why are you at angry cops house?

  • @greencat1199
    @greencat1199 Před 3 lety +3

    I think he should green screen himself in Chicago Fire

    • @Th3UprightMan
      @Th3UprightMan Před 3 lety

      There ain't enough seconds in a day to call attention to all that mess.

  • @TheAero1221
    @TheAero1221 Před 3 lety

    I could watch these endlessly.

  • @sage5530
    @sage5530 Před 3 lety

    PLEASE this green screen series is killing me- you're great dude

  • @845835
    @845835 Před 3 lety +47

    I want to meet the supposed technical advisor for this garbage show and ask this person exactly how many zeros did they have to write on the check to buy their dignity.

    • @JohnDoe-kv3cm
      @JohnDoe-kv3cm Před 3 lety +9

      I wouldnt neccessarily be too hard on the guy. I recall a story a historian told about being historical advisor on a film set. He was asked whether the banner of the army that was being protrayed would be at the front or more to the back.
      He answered by pointing out that what they had was a cavalry standard.
      that was his only interaction with the crew of the movie for the entire shoot they just told him to sit in a corner and be quiet from that point on. Still put his name in the credits iirc.

    • @845835
      @845835 Před 3 lety +3

      @@JohnDoe-kv3cm I definitely don't fault him because I have always assumed that a technical advisor is meant to be seen and not heard.

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 Před 3 lety +1

      yeah they probably tell them the proper POV edits but the writers go not cool enough and ignore them

    • @Zara-Bari
      @Zara-Bari Před 2 lety +2

      I assume they put the technical advisor into a little soundproof container and had him try to shout his ideas at them through that, then they all went to lunch while he did that.

    • @josmith4531
      @josmith4531 Před rokem

      Well in reality, almost everyone knows what to do without being told. So there now frantic life savings dialogue to spout for the audience.

  • @JunkPhuJP
    @JunkPhuJP Před 3 lety +5

    Wait, if the shooter was using a crossbow, wouldn’t the bolt be still in the victim?

    • @RockyTuxedoFBI
      @RockyTuxedoFBI Před 3 lety +1

      I was thinking the same thing... 😎

    • @invictus_1245
      @invictus_1245 Před 3 lety +1

      I know, aren't crossbow bolts supposed to stay inside the wound.

    • @Roukle
      @Roukle Před 3 lety +2

      @@invictus_1245 crossbow bolts do what they want!

    • @aaronseidl5941
      @aaronseidl5941 Před 3 lety +1

      Goddamn Skyrim stealth archer at it again!

    • @RockyTuxedoFBI
      @RockyTuxedoFBI Před 3 lety

      @@aaronseidl5941 nice!

  • @northxsupreme7127
    @northxsupreme7127 Před 3 lety

    I love these please keep it up and again thanks for your service as a firefighter much love from Texas

  • @jacobkisor4294
    @jacobkisor4294 Před 3 lety +1

    This series makes my day, every time 😂