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  • @dejatwo
    @dejatwo Před měsícem +5182

    Schlatt and Captain Sparklez is a duo I didn't expect but now I NEED

  • @flimx2826
    @flimx2826 Před měsícem +4937

    Hearing schlatt say "girly pop" has changed me as a person. 0:22

    • @UltraGamer42069
      @UltraGamer42069 Před měsícem +208

      girly schlop

    • @ExtantPerson
      @ExtantPerson Před měsícem +133

      Fr, he totally schlayyed

    • @MRSARATAKI
      @MRSARATAKI Před měsícem +86

      He Shlate and left no crumbs

    • @abom_ng9963
      @abom_ng9963 Před měsícem +5

      @@UltraGamer42069me when I see my wife

    • @Flip11111
      @Flip11111 Před měsícem +4

      @@UltraGamer42069me when I see the stains on my mirror 😵‍💫

  • @thaitoan4760
    @thaitoan4760 Před měsícem +2475

    It’s interesting to think that CaptainSparklez is just a family friendly version of Schlatt.
    They think alike everything so much it’s actually amazing

    • @missazune
      @missazune Před měsícem +223

      their houses have the same color, they like to talk about money, and they're both sick during that HOA inspection day too. they are truly alike

    • @cabnbeeschurgr6440
      @cabnbeeschurgr6440 Před měsícem +57

      They also love fast cars

    • @Mox1990
      @Mox1990 Před měsícem +6

      Schlatt is less sexist tho

    • @wuffawaffles5741
      @wuffawaffles5741 Před měsícem +60

      Huh? Since when was Sparklez sexist

    • @missazune
      @missazune Před měsícem +53

      @@Mox1990 tf does that mean

  • @permafrox
    @permafrox Před měsícem +985

    20:16 I love how charborg's house was like 2 entire bits, the Jesus bit, and the illicit substances on the secret basement bit

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 Před měsícem +152

      Charborg is so funny man. He does dumb shit and it's so good

    • @idontknowwhattonamethis293
      @idontknowwhattonamethis293 Před měsícem +103

      Charborg is literally one of the funniest CZcamsrs I’ve ever watched I’m not surprised- the video he made of this from his pov is fucking hilarious

    • @camblycreeper7999
      @camblycreeper7999 Před měsícem +48

      I saw Charborg's perspective on his CZcams channel and the whole Bible and Jesus bit was entirely by Berdboi's suggestion, even getting the TV Licence. He was sweating bullets the whole time they were on their way

    • @BazilBuildBases
      @BazilBuildBases Před 18 dny +1

      amount of likes under your comment hint to call 911, lol.

  • @theunholywaterboy3088
    @theunholywaterboy3088 Před měsícem +2600

    "Words don't really get to you", but 9/11 jokes seem to be paying a toll on you.

    • @EddysonStudios
      @EddysonStudios Před měsícem +31

      and schat, schlagot, and mikasacus being to loud.

    • @bobbyjeff2669
      @bobbyjeff2669 Před měsícem +9

      just like the life tool of 2,977 on september 11th 2001

    • @rattango9819
      @rattango9819 Před měsícem +3

      The plane didnt pay a toll though. Ran straight through.

    • @Itz_y3_boii
      @Itz_y3_boii Před měsícem +5

      does that toll happen to be the 2.3 trillion dollars that disappeared before September 11th, 2001?

    • @a.o.8527
      @a.o.8527 Před měsícem +2

      @@EddysonStudios did you say SCHLAGGOT⁉️⁉️

  • @MinerDiner
    @MinerDiner Před měsícem +234

    14:44 it really seems like Shclatt didn't expect Jordan _actually_ to say "load", since he's the family-friendly guy

  • @Jokin_Jake
    @Jokin_Jake Před měsícem +478

    The HOA Compliant signs are so freakin funny.

  • @warmpondwater1610
    @warmpondwater1610 Před měsícem +1258

    Pink was originally a boys colour. As boys were thought to be hot and girls were cold(Blue). It is the same concept as Yin and Yang but european.

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat Před měsícem +34

      and then the big h switcherood. i feel like that might be a myth though

    • @lenacalussi7202
      @lenacalussi7202 Před měsícem +65

      And it was more expensive to produce, so it also stood for power and money

    • @SacredSwordOfJovan
      @SacredSwordOfJovan Před měsícem +1

      👍

    • @faedragonlucy
      @faedragonlucy Před měsícem +24

      You're telling me Schlatt is European? I thought he was gay!

    • @SupertonicLady
      @SupertonicLady Před měsícem

      boys are hot

  • @Peter_rekrap
    @Peter_rekrap Před měsícem +1087

    "i can leak your credit card info" i can too. APPROVED 💀

  • @JimmyHey
    @JimmyHey Před měsícem +321

    The funniest part was when Charborg accidentally set his house on fire after the inspection lmao
    I was dying laughing

  • @winterwindle1160
    @winterwindle1160 Před měsícem +200

    14:16 “we’re all friends here”, he says, as Altrive gets fucking murdered

  • @aedanpadgett7465
    @aedanpadgett7465 Před měsícem +165

    schlatt was really testing captainsparklez's ability to recover a joke and keep it family friendly 😭

  • @samueljtownsend
    @samueljtownsend Před měsícem +497

    I’ll never forgot what “Sark” did to my house back in 99.
    The neighborhood never financially recovered.

    • @CoCo-Cnr
      @CoCo-Cnr Před měsícem +9

      "Schlarpie" has done something similar in 99, so much memories in that house. That neighborhood is now abandoned, and soon to be demolished for good.

  • @oceanlnr9414
    @oceanlnr9414 Před měsícem +234

    I’ll never forget what Schlatt built that highway through that redlined neighborhood in 1999. Truly devastating to the area’s social capital.

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 Před měsícem +6

      they call him schlobert moses

    • @ryankalgreen6184
      @ryankalgreen6184 Před měsícem

      ​@@scj6693 or the schlower broker

    • @Theorpo
      @Theorpo Před měsícem +2

      I'll never forget what they did to you on April 14th 1912 And November 21st 1916.

    • @TimeToGetFunkyy
      @TimeToGetFunkyy Před měsícem

      @@Theorpocrazy

    • @oceanlnr9414
      @oceanlnr9414 Před měsícem +1

      @@Theorpo horrible ship recognition skills. Disgraceful.

  • @JuiceVendr
    @JuiceVendr Před měsícem +39

    19:45 I love how quick Jawsh was to say L when Schlatt died

  • @Pepeutra
    @Pepeutra Před měsícem +74

    Captain saying "Blow my uh... load" caught me so offguard I am fucking dying lmao

  • @alriune
    @alriune Před měsícem +93

    Shoutout to Charborg's Opium Dimension

  • @Gonbinator
    @Gonbinator Před měsícem +121

    Captain saying "shit" had me rolling

    • @LoganMcRae-jo5cv
      @LoganMcRae-jo5cv Před měsícem +14

      But the captain never swears, so you heard nothing and shouldn’t speak of it ever happening🤐Got it?

    • @seifelden4903
      @seifelden4903 Před měsícem +1

      when

    • @Gonbinator
      @Gonbinator Před měsícem

      @@seifelden4903 a few moments after he is first on screen.

    • @Gonbinator
      @Gonbinator Před měsícem

      @@LoganMcRae-jo5cv gotcha 👍

    • @Mary97574
      @Mary97574 Před 25 dny

      at 1:10 ish? i thought that was mika

  • @Jules.69
    @Jules.69 Před měsícem +260

    Barely a minute in and he's already talking about his sweet succulent house

  • @missazune
    @missazune Před měsícem +43

    14:40 schlatt was too proud for captain saying that

  • @constellar6330
    @constellar6330 Před měsícem +105

    "Stork" acting like an architect just like he did back in the '01 to calculate where the building needes to be hit

  • @firewhite
    @firewhite Před měsícem +45

    I cannot put into words how fucking happy I am to see charborg with schlag

  • @thewoodsagain
    @thewoodsagain Před měsícem +52

    "Schlatt" actually takes 2 buisness months just to cut minecraft footage

  • @piotrwaniek
    @piotrwaniek Před měsícem +44

    CaptainSparklez and the HOA? Brings a tear to my eye as Ionce again feel the Mianite Season 1 shaped hole in my heart...

  • @Jdrrbrifut
    @Jdrrbrifut Před měsícem +85

    I love how schlott actually ranks stuff in theses videos, truly a rankshlott slop chop hot shot of hot schlotts

  • @PDP777PT
    @PDP777PT Před měsícem +10

    19:42 I like how the big man tried to give something to the killer so he wouldn't kill him. Just like his 2 victims did in 1999....

  • @YTFryingPan
    @YTFryingPan Před měsícem +38

    "Schled Schlivison" never ceases to "Treat" us to "Joy"

  • @CheekyDingo13
    @CheekyDingo13 Před měsícem +11

    26:14 Hey ron… Bye ron…
    ron wasn’t having it today.

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 Před měsícem +8

    Charborg is easily the best house they went to. The opium farm hidden behind a secret redstone torch placement, and he opens it without them even asking

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 Před měsícem +14

    Jawsh is my comfort streamer. Love when he complains
    Edit: what the hell it was actually a setup? They tried to scam him

  • @voidsabre_
    @voidsabre_ Před měsícem +10

    20:38 the sync between Schlatt and the video is PERFECT

  • @MildTomfoolery123
    @MildTomfoolery123 Před měsícem +9

    Schlungus becoming a brutal authoritarian the moment after starting an HOA is so in character

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur Před měsícem +9

    Captain has the chill energy Schlatt needs to not completely turn a server into anarchy

  • @Joshehh
    @Joshehh Před měsícem +33

    the music not fitting is driving me fucking crazy

  • @smirkyglint5437
    @smirkyglint5437 Před měsícem +10

    7.5 inch shaft is a reference to schlatts 7.5m net worth

  • @commandercody2224
    @commandercody2224 Před měsícem +4

    i cant belive you approved a mixed use apartment building. any good self respecting hoa would only allow single family houses in their area

  • @justv7536
    @justv7536 Před měsícem +6

    "What about opium?" Gets me every time

  • @MasterOfSmex
    @MasterOfSmex Před měsícem +15

    Shchellt really did grow his bush

  • @PremuimShadow
    @PremuimShadow Před měsícem +40

    HE SMOKIN POT! 2:21

  • @nathanielrussell4932
    @nathanielrussell4932 Před měsícem +4

    Schlatts HOA and Grian's Permit office need to 1v1 for a monopoly on burning complaint forms

  • @vicc557
    @vicc557 Před měsícem +2

    the hoa stream was such a creative way for a lot of people to get to know all the sdmp members a bit and see all of their houses, especially with schlatt and captain being the two biggest cc’s on the server. aztro, schlatt, and tucker are my favorite server members, but through this stream, riftskeen is now in my top 5. the duck pond to the beloved mr beast thumbnail part was imo the funniest moment ive ever seen on minecraft.

  • @mannyacuna4760
    @mannyacuna4760 Před měsícem +5

    Jawsh's little cottage is so aesthetic

  • @Market_
    @Market_ Před měsícem +5

    Yet another video titled "RANKING YOUR..." , without a single ranking scale.

  • @budgetbuilt8838
    @budgetbuilt8838 Před měsícem +14

    Sparklez saying, "your what..?" Killed me 😭

  • @OmegaMercenary
    @OmegaMercenary Před měsícem +3

    They should do this but with user submitted realms as a one off video

  • @FFalin
    @FFalin Před měsícem +2

    Man if only HOA was like this at my residential area, we have to give them an 80% cut of the stuff

  • @Maongap
    @Maongap Před měsícem +3

    Mikasacus Cant respect the HOA he needs to get kicked out of the server for everyones good

  • @therealgameromgomg
    @therealgameromgomg Před měsícem +1

    I love that Jared schlatt said on the anthony padilla interview that he hasn't made a video on minecraft in years and then randomly uploads one

  • @Faraway_97
    @Faraway_97 Před měsícem +2

    Okay, how in the HELL is Ross everywhere. Whatever Minecraft server video I watch I see RubberRoss there. I'm going crazy

  • @johnnykiehn1872
    @johnnykiehn1872 Před měsícem +1

    Jawsh is genuinely the funniest person on the server. I haven't watched him in years, but his unique blend of talent and humor results in any interaction that he's involved in being funnier.

  • @okaysayan
    @okaysayan Před měsícem +4

    BRO whos adding these over the top sound effects oh my god

  • @cgumby
    @cgumby Před měsícem +3

    charborg's house was incredible

  • @lizzy2edgy
    @lizzy2edgy Před měsícem +1

    Love how mere moments into working up the courage to go the Girls club house Sclhart got attacked and died, truly fitting for his fear of women

  • @lunderepar0llel244
    @lunderepar0llel244 Před měsícem +7

    I love (and think about how funny it is) that everyone who places Minecraft (or doesn’t) simultaneously agree that anything that is floating off or build off the side of an edge NEEDS support beams under it even though there is literally no point since gravity doesn’t exist. It’s just law that it needs to be there even if it wastes resources

  • @shoelace5977
    @shoelace5977 Před 22 hodinami

    THAT'S a good title. cant believe im watching this a month after upload

  • @erica4k
    @erica4k Před měsícem +4

    Schlagg channel has become the new jschlattLIVE channel

  • @Zel-o_o
    @Zel-o_o Před měsícem +4

    0:05 we burped together

  • @RapidSteve
    @RapidSteve Před měsícem +1

    Years later and a jsclatt minecraft video is still a good watch

  • @firexvii
    @firexvii Před měsícem +2

    schlingus and schlarptain schparkler is a crazy duo i didnt know i needed

  • @zaldew
    @zaldew Před měsícem +1

    "I'm not arguing!" Jawsh argued

  • @ReginaldRubens
    @ReginaldRubens Před měsícem +1

    Being entirely honest. Jchlatts "ranking" videos are my favorite lol

  • @genn8062
    @genn8062 Před měsícem +2

    We all love Toasten fighting against the HOA

  • @TheRedInkling
    @TheRedInkling Před 28 dny

    7:35 there are 100 different ways to make a deep whirring sound in order to imitate a spinning blade, and Schlatt picked the correct one

  • @notgaben
    @notgaben Před měsícem +4

    Thanks Clag 7 Inch, really liking this minecraft(?) content!

  • @bobbyjeff2669
    @bobbyjeff2669 Před měsícem +1

    I cant believe that shlagg is carrying out "Shlatt's" legacy

  • @saya_0358
    @saya_0358 Před měsícem +4

    does anyone know the music that plays at 10:15 once captain mentions dandelions are weeds? it also plays at 10:41 !

    • @thermochemist
      @thermochemist Před měsícem

      It's called Lucifers Waltz!
      czcams.com/video/HVKniuYnPxE/video.html

  • @itsBreadley
    @itsBreadley Před měsícem +1

    this feels like a badly edited fever dream

  • @Nislander
    @Nislander Před měsícem +3

    I laughed so hard at the HOA compliant and non compliant signs

  • @odysskon8127
    @odysskon8127 Před měsícem +1

    I’ve watched the HOA arc so many times and I still enjoy watching it. This is some peak entertainment.

  • @Razeacc
    @Razeacc Před měsícem

    As someone who's not from the west, this video unironically explained to me perfectly what HOAs are, what they do, and why they exist- holy shit.

  • @citrusleaveslikeyourdad
    @citrusleaveslikeyourdad Před měsícem +1

    i loved when he ranked our cursed minecraft builds

  • @Tanay-yi3yz
    @Tanay-yi3yz Před měsícem +2

    there was no ranking and there was no cursed minecraft builds
    0/10 disappointed in you schgloit

  • @chadgerman3987
    @chadgerman3987 Před měsícem +1

    They need to build a couple tall identical minecraft builds next to each other.

  • @CallMeWizzmical
    @CallMeWizzmical Před měsícem +1

    The twin towers and "the plane" in minecraft: 💀

  • @sabagecabage7828
    @sabagecabage7828 Před měsícem +1

    Iv had this phone with 3d audio capabilities for 4 months. The time spent watching this video was spent looking for the voices i kept hearing over my shoulders and to my left and right.... i beg you for mono audio

  • @ryanrouse5590
    @ryanrouse5590 Před měsícem

    Schlungus really outdid himself here. We’re so proud of him.

  • @bozo.ahaha.5858
    @bozo.ahaha.5858 Před 2 dny

    I CANNOT WATCH SHLATT NEXT TO MOM.

  • @hiimleala
    @hiimleala Před měsícem +1

    Anyone not notice MrToasten in the background at 1:07 until seeing this clip again now???

  • @bean_eater1209
    @bean_eater1209 Před měsícem +1

    i wonder when schlagg will become the new main channel and eventually gain another second channel growing from it like a tumor

  • @DjHazardous
    @DjHazardous Před měsícem +1

    *A Shlibby a day keeps the tities away*

  • @thechunkmaster8794
    @thechunkmaster8794 Před měsícem +1

    2:08 Hermitcraft if it was rated M:

  • @Zaxaries
    @Zaxaries Před měsícem

    Charborg feeling the need to renovate his house before the HOA came was hilarious.

  • @CoReaVT
    @CoReaVT Před měsícem

    i am happy to see that sneeg's castle and shrubbery are perfectly fine, no violations at all

  • @sold4511
    @sold4511 Před měsícem +2

    The synchronization of " *_Jesus Christ_* " at 20:35 was God's work 🧔‍♀

  • @rampagingelephant7353
    @rampagingelephant7353 Před měsícem

    I think more people would be down with the HOA if they slapped Captain Sparklez's signs on their property.

  • @Stella_Ultima
    @Stella_Ultima Před měsícem

    It took approximately 17 years for this footage to be edited

  • @mydemonz1442
    @mydemonz1442 Před 5 dny

    I did not realize he was so based as to have caps lock as his PTT button. Absolute king.

  • @pathless4114
    @pathless4114 Před měsícem +1

    The only thing cursed with this is Schlatts burp in the beginning

  • @rockinggamerdude
    @rockinggamerdude Před měsícem

    15:27 this is a good example as well as season six Grein base that having a massive build like this, though impressive will never be finished

  • @psychnuts
    @psychnuts Před měsícem

    jawsh is the schizophrenic who isolates himself and proceeds to get bullied by literally everyone.

  • @MeBartendar
    @MeBartendar Před měsícem

    Ah yes, schlagg is back with a new video, wonder whats in store for this time

  • @jediassassins
    @jediassassins Před měsícem

    Schlage having more sushi after every cut while inspecting Tucker killed me

  • @somethingaboutmemesoft2282
    @somethingaboutmemesoft2282 Před měsícem +1

    Schloggr's insanity is schlarting to show

  • @tendo649
    @tendo649 Před měsícem +1

    Corruption is rampant in the HOA

  • @Not_a_Femboy._.
    @Not_a_Femboy._. Před měsícem

    Schlagg is officially the new JschlattLIVE and JschlattLIVE is officially the new Jschlatt

  • @ShrimpTavern
    @ShrimpTavern Před měsícem

    schlatt and captian sparkles is such an unexpected duo and it's been amazing

  • @justaliteralgoat5639
    @justaliteralgoat5639 Před 8 dny

    The perfect timing of getting an ad at 1:59

  • @c0ntentd3let3d
    @c0ntentd3let3d Před měsícem +1

    7:35 HELP WTF IS THAT NOISE HES MAKING 😭😭😭

  • @PapaDuck1207
    @PapaDuck1207 Před měsícem +1

    19:02 They trapped my family?!

  • @jordangroves1554
    @jordangroves1554 Před měsícem +1

    Shlagg never fails to make me lose my edging streak 😋😋😋