Ranking Your CURSED Minecraft Builds
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Tune into the SDMP - / schlatt
I started a Minecraft server and it was the worst decision of my life. The SDMP is a Minecraft server for Sleep Deprived and all of our pals like ConnorEatsPants, Fitz, Swaggersouls, and more. Enjoy I guess.
Edited by Wheatskins: / wheatskins_
#jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy - Zábava
Schlatt and Captain Sparklez is a duo I didn't expect but now I NEED
holy shit it’s dejatwo
@@gaeriefire2762holy shit it’s gaeriefire2762
holy shit it’s dejatwo
Captain Schlarkles
Holy schlit, it’s Big Tobe
Hearing schlatt say "girly pop" has changed me as a person. 0:22
girly schlop
Fr, he totally schlayyed
He Shlate and left no crumbs
@@UltraGamer42069me when I see my wife
@@UltraGamer42069me when I see the stains on my mirror 😵💫
It’s interesting to think that CaptainSparklez is just a family friendly version of Schlatt.
They think alike everything so much it’s actually amazing
their houses have the same color, they like to talk about money, and they're both sick during that HOA inspection day too. they are truly alike
They also love fast cars
Schlatt is less sexist tho
Huh? Since when was Sparklez sexist
@@Mox1990 tf does that mean
20:16 I love how charborg's house was like 2 entire bits, the Jesus bit, and the illicit substances on the secret basement bit
Charborg is so funny man. He does dumb shit and it's so good
Charborg is literally one of the funniest CZcamsrs I’ve ever watched I’m not surprised- the video he made of this from his pov is fucking hilarious
I saw Charborg's perspective on his CZcams channel and the whole Bible and Jesus bit was entirely by Berdboi's suggestion, even getting the TV Licence. He was sweating bullets the whole time they were on their way
amount of likes under your comment hint to call 911, lol.
"Words don't really get to you", but 9/11 jokes seem to be paying a toll on you.
and schat, schlagot, and mikasacus being to loud.
just like the life tool of 2,977 on september 11th 2001
The plane didnt pay a toll though. Ran straight through.
does that toll happen to be the 2.3 trillion dollars that disappeared before September 11th, 2001?
@@EddysonStudios did you say SCHLAGGOT⁉️⁉️
14:44 it really seems like Shclatt didn't expect Jordan _actually_ to say "load", since he's the family-friendly guy
The wheeze was perfect
The HOA Compliant signs are so freakin funny.
Remember Big Brother Jardon loves you
Pink was originally a boys colour. As boys were thought to be hot and girls were cold(Blue). It is the same concept as Yin and Yang but european.
and then the big h switcherood. i feel like that might be a myth though
And it was more expensive to produce, so it also stood for power and money
👍
You're telling me Schlatt is European? I thought he was gay!
boys are hot
"i can leak your credit card info" i can too. APPROVED 💀
Approved
disapproved... thsi si going to the hoa
The funniest part was when Charborg accidentally set his house on fire after the inspection lmao
I was dying laughing
did the weed stay
@@gento5o5yes
@@arandomcrowe then everything else doesn't matter
@@gento5o5 correct
Lol me too😂
14:16 “we’re all friends here”, he says, as Altrive gets fucking murdered
He deserves it
schlatt was really testing captainsparklez's ability to recover a joke and keep it family friendly 😭
I’ll never forgot what “Sark” did to my house back in 99.
The neighborhood never financially recovered.
"Schlarpie" has done something similar in 99, so much memories in that house. That neighborhood is now abandoned, and soon to be demolished for good.
I’ll never forget what Schlatt built that highway through that redlined neighborhood in 1999. Truly devastating to the area’s social capital.
they call him schlobert moses
@@scj6693 or the schlower broker
I'll never forget what they did to you on April 14th 1912 And November 21st 1916.
@@Theorpocrazy
@@Theorpo horrible ship recognition skills. Disgraceful.
19:45 I love how quick Jawsh was to say L when Schlatt died
Captain saying "Blow my uh... load" caught me so offguard I am fucking dying lmao
Shoutout to Charborg's Opium Dimension
Captain saying "shit" had me rolling
But the captain never swears, so you heard nothing and shouldn’t speak of it ever happening🤐Got it?
when
@@seifelden4903 a few moments after he is first on screen.
@@LoganMcRae-jo5cv gotcha 👍
at 1:10 ish? i thought that was mika
Barely a minute in and he's already talking about his sweet succulent house
barley
barley
Sorry guys mama didn't raise a speller
spelling is optional
14:40 schlatt was too proud for captain saying that
"Stork" acting like an architect just like he did back in the '01 to calculate where the building needes to be hit
*needs
I cannot put into words how fucking happy I am to see charborg with schlag
"Schlatt" actually takes 2 buisness months just to cut minecraft footage
CaptainSparklez and the HOA? Brings a tear to my eye as Ionce again feel the Mianite Season 1 shaped hole in my heart...
I love how schlott actually ranks stuff in theses videos, truly a rankshlott slop chop hot shot of hot schlotts
19:42 I like how the big man tried to give something to the killer so he wouldn't kill him. Just like his 2 victims did in 1999....
"Schled Schlivison" never ceases to "Treat" us to "Joy"
26:14 Hey ron… Bye ron…
ron wasn’t having it today.
Charborg is easily the best house they went to. The opium farm hidden behind a secret redstone torch placement, and he opens it without them even asking
Jawsh is my comfort streamer. Love when he complains
Edit: what the hell it was actually a setup? They tried to scam him
20:38 the sync between Schlatt and the video is PERFECT
Schlungus becoming a brutal authoritarian the moment after starting an HOA is so in character
Captain has the chill energy Schlatt needs to not completely turn a server into anarchy
the music not fitting is driving me fucking crazy
7.5 inch shaft is a reference to schlatts 7.5m net worth
it has to be way more
@@kitx82ttvwhich one?
i cant belive you approved a mixed use apartment building. any good self respecting hoa would only allow single family houses in their area
"What about opium?" Gets me every time
Shchellt really did grow his bush
HE SMOKIN POT! 2:21
Schlatts HOA and Grian's Permit office need to 1v1 for a monopoly on burning complaint forms
the hoa stream was such a creative way for a lot of people to get to know all the sdmp members a bit and see all of their houses, especially with schlatt and captain being the two biggest cc’s on the server. aztro, schlatt, and tucker are my favorite server members, but through this stream, riftskeen is now in my top 5. the duck pond to the beloved mr beast thumbnail part was imo the funniest moment ive ever seen on minecraft.
Jawsh's little cottage is so aesthetic
Perhaps a little small
Yet another video titled "RANKING YOUR..." , without a single ranking scale.
Sparklez saying, "your what..?" Killed me 😭
They should do this but with user submitted realms as a one off video
Man if only HOA was like this at my residential area, we have to give them an 80% cut of the stuff
Mikasacus Cant respect the HOA he needs to get kicked out of the server for everyones good
I love that Jared schlatt said on the anthony padilla interview that he hasn't made a video on minecraft in years and then randomly uploads one
Okay, how in the HELL is Ross everywhere. Whatever Minecraft server video I watch I see RubberRoss there. I'm going crazy
Jawsh is genuinely the funniest person on the server. I haven't watched him in years, but his unique blend of talent and humor results in any interaction that he's involved in being funnier.
BRO whos adding these over the top sound effects oh my god
charborg's house was incredible
Love how mere moments into working up the courage to go the Girls club house Sclhart got attacked and died, truly fitting for his fear of women
I love (and think about how funny it is) that everyone who places Minecraft (or doesn’t) simultaneously agree that anything that is floating off or build off the side of an edge NEEDS support beams under it even though there is literally no point since gravity doesn’t exist. It’s just law that it needs to be there even if it wastes resources
THAT'S a good title. cant believe im watching this a month after upload
Schlagg channel has become the new jschlattLIVE channel
0:05 we burped together
epic
Years later and a jsclatt minecraft video is still a good watch
schlingus and schlarptain schparkler is a crazy duo i didnt know i needed
"I'm not arguing!" Jawsh argued
Being entirely honest. Jchlatts "ranking" videos are my favorite lol
We all love Toasten fighting against the HOA
7:35 there are 100 different ways to make a deep whirring sound in order to imitate a spinning blade, and Schlatt picked the correct one
Thanks Clag 7 Inch, really liking this minecraft(?) content!
I cant believe that shlagg is carrying out "Shlatt's" legacy
does anyone know the music that plays at 10:15 once captain mentions dandelions are weeds? it also plays at 10:41 !
It's called Lucifers Waltz!
czcams.com/video/HVKniuYnPxE/video.html
this feels like a badly edited fever dream
I laughed so hard at the HOA compliant and non compliant signs
I’ve watched the HOA arc so many times and I still enjoy watching it. This is some peak entertainment.
As someone who's not from the west, this video unironically explained to me perfectly what HOAs are, what they do, and why they exist- holy shit.
i loved when he ranked our cursed minecraft builds
there was no ranking and there was no cursed minecraft builds
0/10 disappointed in you schgloit
They need to build a couple tall identical minecraft builds next to each other.
The twin towers and "the plane" in minecraft: 💀
Iv had this phone with 3d audio capabilities for 4 months. The time spent watching this video was spent looking for the voices i kept hearing over my shoulders and to my left and right.... i beg you for mono audio
Schlungus really outdid himself here. We’re so proud of him.
I CANNOT WATCH SHLATT NEXT TO MOM.
Anyone not notice MrToasten in the background at 1:07 until seeing this clip again now???
i wonder when schlagg will become the new main channel and eventually gain another second channel growing from it like a tumor
*A Shlibby a day keeps the tities away*
2:08 Hermitcraft if it was rated M:
Charborg feeling the need to renovate his house before the HOA came was hilarious.
i am happy to see that sneeg's castle and shrubbery are perfectly fine, no violations at all
The synchronization of " *_Jesus Christ_* " at 20:35 was God's work 🧔♀
I think more people would be down with the HOA if they slapped Captain Sparklez's signs on their property.
It took approximately 17 years for this footage to be edited
I did not realize he was so based as to have caps lock as his PTT button. Absolute king.
The only thing cursed with this is Schlatts burp in the beginning
15:27 this is a good example as well as season six Grein base that having a massive build like this, though impressive will never be finished
jawsh is the schizophrenic who isolates himself and proceeds to get bullied by literally everyone.
Ah yes, schlagg is back with a new video, wonder whats in store for this time
Schlage having more sushi after every cut while inspecting Tucker killed me
Schloggr's insanity is schlarting to show
Corruption is rampant in the HOA
Schlagg is officially the new JschlattLIVE and JschlattLIVE is officially the new Jschlatt
schlatt and captian sparkles is such an unexpected duo and it's been amazing
The perfect timing of getting an ad at 1:59
7:35 HELP WTF IS THAT NOISE HES MAKING 😭😭😭
19:02 They trapped my family?!
Shlagg never fails to make me lose my edging streak 😋😋😋