The Dwarfs EXPLAINED by an Australian | Warhammer Fantasy Lore
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- čas přidán 29. 04. 2019
- G'day Lady and Gentlemen. The Dawi, The Dwarves, The midgets, The least favorite children of the Old Ones, Little people... Enough said
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Will never understand why age restriction kills ads. Like yeah kids are totally gonna get an amazon prime account or geico insurance
Advertisers don't want their ads to appear on age restricted videos.
They probs just don't want to be risk being associated with some of the more controversial stuff
@@seankrkovich2869 You're probably right, everyone is slowly becoming snowflakes for no reason.
@@SpaghettiToaster
Which means they are retarded.
@@spacejunk2186 Except they're not, so it stands to reason they have good data that says that ads on age-restricted videos are less effective or less valuable than those on other videos.
The dwarfs are literally my favorite mythological race by far.
Same Dude
I like elves.
I love humans.
I absolutely adore dwarves.
"But then Murder Jesus arrived and took the Orks to Pound Town" Great quote, I hope it will be remembered by generations to come.
Nice documentary on the people of Scottland.
Hey hey, people
@@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches sseth here.
As some one who lives near the scottish border. I can honestly say that if we were comparing Scotts to a fantastical race, they are more akin to Orcs.
A pissed up Scott is the Human equivalent of a Sober Orc and i have prepared some bulletpoints to highlight my decision.
- If you've got trouble, a Scott Will Fight You without hesitation (like any Orc)
- Scotts use a gutteral form of english to communicate (like an Orcs speech)
- Scotts also rear a curious organism called a Haggis for food and Beasts of War....Allegedly (Orcs rear Squigs for the same reasons)
- Teeth are also Currency in Scotland.
- Scotts were known to form into Warbands when marching to war (Mmm doesn't that sound like Orcs?!)
Scottish = Orcish
'You just earned an enemy for life!"
That's an insult to Dwarfs everywhere.
Grombrindal... The one dwarf to get triggered enough to return from the dead.
Dude was so fucking angery to stay dead.
And Gotrek
He and Gotrek both returned from the world being destroyd too....
We all know why the Dwarves are Australian... because they live down under!
Quick Theoretical.
If God had named his son 'Murder Jesus" maybe the whole crusification thing could've been avoided....nobody is gonna betray anyone with "Murder" in his name.
Christians of the baby Murder Jesus.
A New Reigeous Requirement has been added to the Bible following a Divine message from Our Lord and Murderer himself.
What follows is the new passage written by a Deranged Japanese Man possessed by Murder Jesus of Christ.
"..it really hurts as I piss...." he said in an interview.
".....but in the knifing stabs of piss needles as I tried to urinate; He came to me and I wrote..." he later died horribly and screaming in agony.
Arm thy selves with Ye Olde Hammers of Passive Aggressiveness. For thy neighbor may be planning to blow themselves up or canceling traditional holidays.
But Armed as thus with my sacred icon of faith and blunt force trauma i shall award your piety with a 4+ ward save.
Also any Death caused by Holy Hammer Iconography is classed as an offering. So you get a pass.
So if Grim Darkness comes to thy door, all Grim, Dark and Suicid-ey. Go meet it with your righteous steel, meet it straight in the toothy mouth and kick it in the face until dead.
By Highest Order of the Baby Murder Jesus.
I'll tell you what I know about the Dwarfs. Very little.
Thank you Teclis, very cool.
Remember how Teclis pissed himself when he was near Gotrek ho-ho-ho
I watched a movie with a dwarf in it once, he was doing press ups on top of a full grown woman and someone in the comments below wrote 'a Lannister always pays his debts'.
WHAT MOVIE WAS IT.
We need to know man
I would love to see you do a video talking about how ridiculous some of the Orc vehicles are in 40k
Ork
so instead of getting age restricted by posting censored hentai. you get age restricted for these explicit descriptions
A kangaroo throwing a boomerang would be the most Australian thing ever
While punching on with a koala and wombats 😂
Love the way you explain shit dude.
Good to see an ozzy making his way on CZcams
The Dwarfs are my favorite faction by far, but god damn I love me some Lokir Fellheart. That said, as you mentioned the dwarfs are really all over the place. I love playing as the minor factions on the highest difficulty and just immerse myself in my holds survival. Kraka Drak has to be one of my favorites! Ahh the epic sieges, I didn't expand till like turn 105. Id send a hero on the long march to find trade partners and just roll in the money so long as I held the like 1 of 2 port cities the entire dwarven race own in total! I had full stack armies of Iron breakers just holding the tide of chaos, Norsemen, and Skaven from the hell pit. Damn sneaky rats.
16:23 and it is retconned that they are trying to revive Grimnir and need gold for that.
But didn’t tell anyone out of fear of being misused.
Dwarves are one of my favorite races I hope for more. Chaos dwarfs are just FW giving me almost everything I want! For dwarfs I would love a chav like thing I know no pets aloud for them. Fine how about getting that thing from bloodbowl?
MajorKill I watch you over other channels is your humour, genuine explanations and passion. Keep fighting the good fight. 👌🏽
It's Dwarfs in Warhammer, Dwarves in Lotr - Tolkien made a spelling mistake or something apparently.
Idk which came first in mythology dwarf or dwarve but pretty sure its tomatoe tomato there the same thing but since there not real u can spell them or call them whatever u want
@@jeambeam3173 I disagree, it's based on English language rules on how the plural form of words are spelled. Regardless it doesn't matter to most people but some fantasy nerds like me like factiods like this.
Uhh isnt dwarfs just the murican way or saying it?
Like how they say elfs
As a non english native speaker i dont see any difference between dwarfs and dwarves, i suppose they are pronounced differently but if the 2 mean the same, who cares?
2 sides of the same coin.
This video series is awesome
In a strange way this feels like watching a kid hype up a story next to fire place in a village.
It’s strangely endearing
Whoever demonitizes Majorkill vids should be subject to a Dawi invasion
Hilarious as always! The Timmy part where he just disappears like that 😄
Mate, i just luv the swearing and cheesy humour. Better than an AFL grand final anyday. Two thumbs up
"Imagine that bleeding hemorrhoid got salt and lemon sprayed onto it Play RAID Shadow Legends."
Alpha legion explained , give a thumbs up 👍😎
🤔
For the Emperor!
Really really reall enjoyed this, thanks man.
Just thought of a good idea. You should do a series where you challenge your CZcams enemies at total war Warhammer 2
Thanks for doing The hairy stunties !!!
The end times is basically The Ultimatum from Marvel
Dwarfs are rock solid
*"Cause yaknow, niggaz can fly to space"*
Yeah fair enough
2:00 Maybe Australians are just kangaroos that did not have boomerangs thrown at them thousands of years ago.
As Tolkien based the Dwarves on the Scots and they all have Scottish accents...thanks Majorkill :)
Well turning cole into diamonds with my spenckter
Yeah the boys fuck I love your videos. You're one of the few people I disable ad block for. Keep up the great content man.
4:09 A second Chaos invasion happens.
Also 4:09 A Raid Shadow Legends ad plays.
Me: Coincidence? I think NOT!
I knew he really an Aussie as soon he said “G’Day FUCK HEADS!!”😂😂
Awesome Video My favorite fantasy race is dwarfs.
DORF TIME
Can you do the Classic wood elves from Athel Loren so ne time in the Future would be really nice
Do kharadron overlooking, and fyreslayers
You should do a before and after vid for every race. Fantasy and then age of sigmar.
well... after the newest video from official warhammer channel, im having a mixed feeling atm
9:51 Best MajorKill quote ever!! 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine not being an antisemite in 2019 💀
Couldn’t be me
MajorKill Based Aussie 😎
*Literally just started the video*
" G'day fuckheads!" *Clive Palmer's face appears*
Me: Dies in laughter XD
@@majorkill Yeah, glad to be one of 'em mate! Makes watching your vids all the more better, since I get all the references haha 🤘
I always thought that the name was pronounced daa-vee, not da-wei. Too close to Knuckles the Echidna meme for my taste.
It can be argued the scavens have surpassed the dwarves
Yeah... nano technology cyborgs and nukes. Skavens are almost at cyberpunk levels, industrial-punk and bio-punk certainly. Shame it nearly always blows up in their faces. Or blows up the moon.
Course only a small minority of Skaven will actually carry those dangerous weapons, 95% of the Skaven hordes are usually just giant rats given a knife at most, if even that.
You should do videos on Gotrek & Felix, also Snorri Nosebiter
Chaos:"You have to be this tall to attack us !"
FLESH EATER COURTS!!! Please, They need to be shown some love!!!
daddy, spread your knowledge
The skaven are bigger than the dwarfs in size
Generally taller but not as thicc and bulky
13:47 - Majorkill dissing Rings of Power before it existed.
"Imagine all the greenskin bases in the mountains were owned by Dwarves." So basically all my Dawi campagins?
Daddy plz don’t spank CZcams
Awesome video
Option A is funny as shit
Murder Jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Swear you are the only one that have both the views and subscribers numbers match.
3:21 no it's not! "Karaz Ankor" translates into "The Everlasting realm" or "The Mountain realm"!
Sorry for being a nerd.
Woo I'm part of the 1.1% of your viewership!
But funny as always
@@majorkill Of course a majority of the time it's my man having me watch it and then graciously point out the amazing content and saying 'that reminds me of you'
But seriously keep it up I always bust a rib whenever I watch your stuff
"MMMMMMMMM'DAAWAII!!"
-- A DWARF, MID GASM.
No wonder you were sent to the edge if the empire with that language!
I don't think the rest of the world views Australia as the "hardcore drinking country" you think its seen as. You got a ways to go before you're considered up there with Ireland and Russia my guy
Russia is on its own though since they have absolutely fucking nothing else to do other then drink in an attempt to make their life slightly less miserable
Aussies have beautiful weather and lovely beaches yet they still choose to drink until they are shitfaced
And L'Oreal sold them hair car products with hair spray being the biggest seller.
Have you ever thought of doing a throwback / remix of your old content like this stuff🤌 but.... with your current skills?!?
oh yes i would. you all know what im talking about
13:54 "Cmon lets be honest, who here has seen a black dwarf" *sees rings of power in 2022 and shudders*
GUNS ARE GOOD
Perfectly timed picture of Clive Palmer ...
Bro murder Jesus that was hilarious
I can’t find the video on Majorkill’s take on the War of the Beard is it unlisted or did he delete it?
Gotrek 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻⚔️🛡
Sound like legendoftotalwar
Perhaps major kill should do something as a comparison to that
oo boy here comes Sigmar the Murder Jesus
My favorite dwarf moment is when a dwarf gets shaved by an elf and cries like a bitch.
TO BATTLE SONS OF DURIN
Whats piano music at 13:44?
Dwarves lovers and defenders of the 2nd Amendment LOL, I love it.
Nice video
4.15 - 4.26 hahaha, fuck. love you man
The high king fathered two sons who both died in the battle with the empire against chaos
What about the chaos dwarves.
lol was looking up dwarf background. was not dissapointed.
Nice nice
Fucking Murder Jesus that is the best description of Sigmar I've ever heard
Is the skaven or lizardmen version cannon?
funny ass vids man, but whats up your with your beef with arch? dont care either way but curious
My phone connected to my car during this
Neiiin, I curse thee youtube!
age of sigmar looks like a crazy online japanese game...
The Dawi are too OP to stop bow before the Beards
'ate skaven
'ate goblins
'ate chaos
luv me wife
luv me beer
luv me axe
more fantasy plz
You forgot the greatest dwarf of all. Urist. Who is known for his ability to cut someone down to his size with just the seer power of his insult filled rants.
It's 2019 but it feels more like 1919 when it comes to nudity.
My favourite Warhammer Fantasy faction.
Gotrek inherates Grimnir’s two runed axes that are capable of killing the chaos gods after he’s murdered by him & then resurrected because of Felix Jaeger actually taking initiative for once to say “Fuck the world” and shortly battling Grimnir in defiance.
Felix is a sentimental empire general who lost his wife & kid to the hordes of chaos & whom couldn’t forgive himself for being responsible for having so many of his friends die on his journey with Gotrek. Hence why the dwarven god of war said “Fuck off wanker, you didn’t prove shit to me yet” to begin with.
Gotrek doesn’t take shit from no one however so he challenges Grimnir to a duel, which is how he dies.
Go check out David Guymer’s Slayer on Audiobook. Man is mad skilled in describing the absolute grotesqueness & badass combat of Warhammer.