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  • @KickstandOptional
    @KickstandOptional Před 3 lety +3667

    "We wanna make Tarkov basically feel like getting punched in the d!ck." -Nikita

    • @fdsaXD
      @fdsaXD Před 3 lety +62

      And this feeling is stupidly addicting XD

    • @KickstandOptional
      @KickstandOptional Před 3 lety +94

      @@fdsaXD no kidding. I didn't realize I was into homoerotic CBT but goddamnit here we are and yep, it hurts so good.

    • @itshelix663
      @itshelix663 Před 3 lety +42

      @@KickstandOptional this game makes me rage quit every night and exited to play it in the morning 😭😭😭😭

    • @dylanthevillain1666
      @dylanthevillain1666 Před 3 lety +4

      Lol did he really say that?

    • @itshelix663
      @itshelix663 Před 3 lety +6

      @@dylanthevillain1666 yeah

  • @reimusklinsman5876
    @reimusklinsman5876 Před 3 lety +14505

    I like how they've written absolutely no jokes. They are just reciting what every single tarkov player has been through.

    • @Tavis15ify
      @Tavis15ify Před 3 lety +176

      Don't think anyone has ever done that in beginning of a raid
      And if so they needa stop playing lmao

    • @mauler16
      @mauler16 Před 3 lety +96

      Yes. That is the literal definition of this series of videos.

    • @michaelpeila8794
      @michaelpeila8794 Před 3 lety +130

      @@Tavis15ify they have and they did lol

    • @jikjak8505
      @jikjak8505 Před 3 lety +127

      @@Tavis15ify yes my first match didnt know what to do so i shot one and like 8 of them shot me

    • @slevig415
      @slevig415 Před 3 lety +228

      @@Tavis15ify This is the first raid of a new player lol chill little elitist child

  • @TheSnipingFrenzy
    @TheSnipingFrenzy Před rokem +2484

    I love how they absolutely only team killed each other, got killed by unseen enemies and just wandered around clueless in the game, no enemy kills whatsoever. Literally accurate new player experience right there.

    • @thefinnishbaconshroom
      @thefinnishbaconshroom Před rokem +32

      I just hopped into Tarkov(I have 4 four raids under my belt, one of which is after the wipe today or yesterday) and am I glad I've played DayZ so I'm somewhat familiar with the feeling of losing everything in the matter of seconds and with only one mistake.
      But I have to say that my best game yet(the one after the wipe, when everyone is on even level in gear), in the map Streets of Tarkov, I fucked up by walking through underpass looking for exfil, and walked right into the streets above. And if you play Tarkov, you probably know what happened

    • @arandomplushdogifound6767
      @arandomplushdogifound6767 Před rokem

      @@thefinnishbaconshroom head: eyes
      that ulach ain’t gonna do nothing if you get shot in the face

    • @dustinmoore1559
      @dustinmoore1559 Před rokem +11

      ​@TheFinnishBaconShroom I'm going to take a guess and say you didn't send a flare and got sniped. If you have 2 monitors there are sights that have maps to atleast show you extraction areas, it's also best to learn streets right now because it will only get bigger.

    • @thefinnishbaconshroom
      @thefinnishbaconshroom Před rokem +9

      @@dustinmoore1559 I don't even know what sending a flare means or does. But yeah, I got sniped by the end of the map sniper.
      And yeah, after that, I went back to the map in practice mode to wander around.
      Mostly because I don't want to do the same thing that I did with DayZ with the IZurvive app, which shows you the map and all points of interest and general loot pools

    • @parafitality2730
      @parafitality2730 Před rokem +5

      @@thefinnishbaconshroom Just spawn as scav to learn the map, get some loot, head eyes some nub and loot their shyte. Easy as раз два три.

  • @lactosetheintolerant5640
    @lactosetheintolerant5640 Před 2 lety +1102

    "I'm more fit than this in real life!" was my favorite part.

    • @andrewbloom7694
      @andrewbloom7694 Před rokem +40

      I know, especially cause it's actually true in that case. If you are in your 20s/30s and don't have some health reason you couldn't, you really should be able to march a few kilometres if you need to. I mean I have RA and I can do that.

    • @benruss4130
      @benruss4130 Před rokem +13

      @@andrewbloom7694 Bro, I weigh 300 lbs and climbed a 14,000+ foot mountain the other day. Now sure, I was huffing like a freight train... but I can briskly walk (or lightly jog) indefinately.

    • @IamSimplyHim
      @IamSimplyHim Před rokem +11

      @@benruss4130 cap

    • @dark6.6E-34
      @dark6.6E-34 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@andrewbloom7694 do you run out of stamina in the game without gear? Cuz military stuff is hefty

    • @rowanweaver3241
      @rowanweaver3241 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@dark6.6E-34Yea u do, about as quick
      lol i got so annoyed i filled a backpack with 140 pounds of stuff and ran for like 20 minutes, im not fit mind you

  • @ifaultlinehd1802
    @ifaultlinehd1802 Před 3 lety +5064

    ngl they forgot the "new player wants to Open door quietly but Kicks it cause its locked" part

    • @Jay-sunn
      @Jay-sunn Před 3 lety +73

      Happened to me doe💀

    • @evanfillmore3125
      @evanfillmore3125 Před 3 lety +140

      Scared the shit out of me the first time I did it xD

    • @cukman1643
      @cukman1643 Před 3 lety +46

      I hope they revisit it with some more deep Tarkov skits. Extract Camping, shoving graphics cards in your ass, hatchet runners, scav boss, the giga chad with the slick and airframes, etc.

    • @Beowulf-sn8ir
      @Beowulf-sn8ir Před 3 lety +77

      yeah, "new players" right, I still do it all the time when I forget my keys lol

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX Před 3 lety +14

      Knocks* hey bro I come in peace let’s form an alliance-
      KPLoW
      Door falls down

  • @FOertel
    @FOertel Před 3 lety +1841

    "Alright, I am approaching three, i count three, dead idiots"
    Gets me every time i watch it

    • @grandtheft248
      @grandtheft248 Před 3 lety +26

      I know I laughed for awhile and it was hilarious since he doesn't really get more skits like that

    • @PhoenixofEclipse
      @PhoenixofEclipse Před 3 lety +14

      Pity, they shoulda listened. :)

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile Před 3 lety +6

      @@PhoenixofEclipse shame. lol

    • @mackjones7688
      @mackjones7688 Před 3 lety +3

      Adam can't use a gas trap in tarkov. He can't get the shirt, pants, and sexy dances that make him happy either. ☹

    • @iycephoenixx4249
      @iycephoenixx4249 Před 3 lety +4

      Favorite part lol

  • @bruntwaffle9961
    @bruntwaffle9961 Před rokem +1177

    1:26 "this aint no game...its a prison.." had me dying. Love these guys

    • @ddzombot
      @ddzombot Před rokem

      It clearly didn't "have you dying", because you were healthy enough to make this idiotic comment.

    • @DylanHam
      @DylanHam Před rokem +10

      I died on that part too you’re so funny guys 😂😂

  • @Consural
    @Consural Před 8 měsíci +132

    I lost it at the trader skit. Whoever wrote it deserves an award. Also the actors too.

    • @Daerin3652
      @Daerin3652 Před 3 měsíci +6

      “One thing I might do with it is mind my business”

  • @wajokbill572
    @wajokbill572 Před 3 lety +2621

    The amount of times I had to ask my teammates “is that you walking” is just absurd

    • @markokocevar181
      @markokocevar181 Před 2 lety +92

      Bro i shoot my teamate 5 times accidently just cus he didnt answer if he was walking.

    • @dirpyturtle69
      @dirpyturtle69 Před 2 lety +36

      Crouch check fam

    • @Selfg12
      @Selfg12 Před 2 lety +31

      Wearing a colored arm band just because it may give some players pause xD

    • @Dornpunzel
      @Dornpunzel Před rokem +34

      Tarkov is the most overhyped game ever.

    • @mitama7121
      @mitama7121 Před rokem +25

      @@Dornpunzel is the game to strong you are too weak

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander Před 3 lety +2263

    “Yea, mate just having a great time. Playing Tarkov, having a great time, fun fun fun” - Ben

    • @blackatom4957
      @blackatom4957 Před 3 lety +30

      You also watched the video??? I thought I was the only one watching the video😒

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Před 3 lety +75

      Mahim Majee
      Just pointing out the quote that I found hilarious, while you’re getting annoyed for some reason

    • @bobleshingle13
      @bobleshingle13 Před 3 lety +32

      @@Zack_Zander don't mind him, he's small pp

    • @skull5052
      @skull5052 Před 3 lety +3

      I don't know what kind of answer his buddy was expecting after asking that question.

    • @rolandbagosi6509
      @rolandbagosi6509 Před 3 lety +2

      I love that part too. :)

  • @nonamesoyouwontsearchitupi372

    I really like the "Dev Meeting" skit lol, especially Ben's reaction being cut off his suggestions XD

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 Před rokem +9

      You know there was a Dev in the back screaming
      "Look, your making it a pvp environment with minimal pvp equipment. The least you can do is add some interactive or buildable entertainment, so the PvE players dont run off"

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson Před rokem

      As a game developer this was my favorite! In all honestly I wish more teams worked that way. Too many teams are too afraid to treat games as art

    • @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature
      @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature Před rokem +4

      ​@@AntonAdelson usually ends up with a bad game

  • @highrofellos6721
    @highrofellos6721 Před 11 měsíci +87

    The whole "Wiggle" thing is even more hilarious now that "The Wiggle That Killed Tarkov" video is out and it shows so many hackers/cheaters wiggling at each other.

    • @tommyfortress7515
      @tommyfortress7515 Před 3 měsíci +5

      They still right on wiggling to confirm teammate. Just that the cheaters adopted it :'(

  • @Acam130
    @Acam130 Před 2 lety +1222

    "Guys I don't think we're going to have fun this game" Is probably the most accurate description of Tarkov lol

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 Před rokem +13

      Tarkov Sounds like the Troll paradise version of Dayz
      Hard to obtain military hardware, next to nothing to do with it, with freeroaming untrusted entity's. Its gonna be a slaughter if your not teamed up

    • @mitchell3877
      @mitchell3877 Před rokem

      Lol

    • @Eskimoso
      @Eskimoso Před rokem

      I don't understand why people play a game that's not a fun at all

    • @lordraz0r69
      @lordraz0r69 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@Eskimoso makes them feel special or some BS

    • @DrRyan82994
      @DrRyan82994 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@Eskimoso people will make suggestions to make it more accessible or fun, even just having more information in the game instead of having to use Google, and the nerds will be like "googling is fun, it's satisfying to research things" "your writing this now but play for 100 hours or so and it'll be better"

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 Před 3 lety +3379

    "Who are we escaping FROM?"
    Chads. You must escape from the Chads.

    • @fredrickvontater5433
      @fredrickvontater5433 Před 3 lety +100

      You must escape from the streamers

    • @sparkling_h2o895
      @sparkling_h2o895 Před 3 lety +41

      Sanitar. We are escaping from Sanitar.

    • @Name-26
      @Name-26 Před 3 lety +50

      You REALLY gotta escape the rat attack

    • @christianbarrera3614
      @christianbarrera3614 Před 3 lety +39

      How to be a chad: have over 20 mil, know every player spawn in the game, know what ammo to get, run to a camping spot off the bat to snipe new players, profit.

    • @fjordfish3363
      @fjordfish3363 Před 3 lety +37

      @@christianbarrera3614 "camping"? chads don't camp. chads go triple laser 60 rounder m4 in your face

  • @DarknoorX
    @DarknoorX Před 10 měsíci +152

    I lost it when Rowan started shouting in Russian. 😂

    • @darkmaster450
      @darkmaster450 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Same 🤣

    • @-iloveyou
      @-iloveyou Před 2 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂

    • @stephenbenecke7652
      @stephenbenecke7652 Před 2 měsíci

      3:36

    • @jonwilkinson9695
      @jonwilkinson9695 Před měsícem +1

      Anyone know what he said?

    • @kabatsky
      @kabatsky Před měsícem +2

      @@jonwilkinson9695 He shouts something like "Damn you! Quick, get out of here! Aaargh! Ass! Come over here you're piece of shit! Guys, they're gonna get us! Aaaaah!"

  • @GabrielAngelfire
    @GabrielAngelfire Před rokem +638

    Unfortunately the Tarkov Logic series was very short. It was so freaking funny. We could see the actual struggle from you guys playing the game.

    • @HandleNameIsStupid
      @HandleNameIsStupid Před rokem +15

      Wish they did more of these...would be hilarious to see them on streets lol.

    • @vasownedv1548
      @vasownedv1548 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@dienvidbriedis1184 cheaters in every lobby does not help tarkov either

    • @gabrielWachong
      @gabrielWachong Před 7 měsíci +2

      Honestly I doubt they continued playing the game to even get any more ideas 😂

  • @JayJay_1827
    @JayJay_1827 Před 3 lety +3259

    "I've got cash, I've got literal money"
    "Don't care, that costs a bottle of shampoo" LMAO 😂

    • @soggyvirtuoso7047
      @soggyvirtuoso7047 Před 3 lety +77

      Omg I also watched that part of the video bro 😎

    • @floridasoldat
      @floridasoldat Před 3 lety +15

      @@soggyvirtuoso7047 lol... what

    • @soggyvirtuoso7047
      @soggyvirtuoso7047 Před 3 lety +54

      @@floridasoldat hi, it’s me 2 weeks after, I just wanted to let this guy that commented know that I also saw that part in the video in which this quote was said. As he found it comedic and took time out of his day just to repeat something from the video without adding anything substantial to his comment.

    • @floridasoldat
      @floridasoldat Před 3 lety +4

      @@soggyvirtuoso7047 ah, got it lol. Yeah that can get pretty annoying sometimes lol.

    • @VermillionDraco
      @VermillionDraco Před 3 lety +7

      Is that for real? Like, is that literally what it costs in game?

  • @almightytwee1188
    @almightytwee1188 Před 3 lety +2649

    Imagine being a regular person not involved, walking by during filming and seeing a dude in a gurney wearing a full body cast. In the middle of nowhere

  • @tns4
    @tns4 Před rokem +68

    Kept waiting for someone to frantically start stuffing backpacks inside other backpacks

  • @MyAteSpiders
    @MyAteSpiders Před rokem +14

    "One thing I might do with it is mind my business" Was caught so off guard on that one. 🤣🤣

  • @damienleigh9943
    @damienleigh9943 Před 3 lety +5108

    I don't even play tarkov or know anything about it. But this content is gold.

  • @lonelymustache5042
    @lonelymustache5042 Před 3 lety +1363

    "I'm fitter than this in real life"
    Dead😂😂😂😂

  • @chestermockingbird6082
    @chestermockingbird6082 Před 10 měsíci +39

    I love how Alan is so good at portraying "getting shot" 😂 10:54
    These guys never disappoint ❤

  • @goggy6850
    @goggy6850 Před 9 měsíci +11

    ALAN walking past his dead comrades roasting them had me in tears

  • @Ryan-kb6xp
    @Ryan-kb6xp Před 3 lety +731

    “This isn’t a game. This is a prison.” Lmaoo

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain Před 3 lety +5

      8:22: TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND, OVER HERE, MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

  • @toryspelling7737
    @toryspelling7737 Před 2 lety +456

    "Aren't we supposed to be trained operatives? I'm fitter than this is real life."
    The exact words from my mouth hahahahhaha

  • @robertfan332
    @robertfan332 Před rokem +26

    Lol for some reason even just the way the dealer grabs items when looking for attachments and just drags them across the other items on the table has me cracking up. This was anazing.

  • @vladdracul2379
    @vladdracul2379 Před rokem +17

    2:30
    One of the greatest deliveries ever performed on Earth. Well done.

  • @SahilM18
    @SahilM18 Před 2 lety +688

    Loved how well Rowan nonchalantly delivered the line "Shampoo dog" in response to buying a gun. Put into perspective how ridiculous a trade like that is ahaha

    • @taiham3003
      @taiham3003 Před rokem +30

      In an environment like that when you haven't washed your hair in 2 weeks you'd make that trade too if you had 13 rifles. Hygiene over hardware. Ya only got two hands and one life. ;)

    • @gecgoodpasi1654
      @gecgoodpasi1654 Před rokem

      @@taiham3003 nobody cares about hygiene in a environment like that xD ammo would be more valuable then any shampoo bottle or toothpaste could ever be if u might die any second

    • @omgitsJoeVibin
      @omgitsJoeVibin Před rokem +2

      @@taiham3003 ok bud sure

    • @jfv2312
      @jfv2312 Před rokem +23

      @@taiham3003 ok good point but... Horse statue

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon Před rokem +7

      @@jfv2312 Obviously a fertility statue for it's association with the mustang. Clearly he's an expert at bartering for his needs.

  • @vocondus9585
    @vocondus9585 Před 3 lety +263

    “This is bullshit. I’m gonna go play Sea of Theives”

  • @merinofanfic4717
    @merinofanfic4717 Před rokem +73

    3:32 best moment

  • @thelonepacifist
    @thelonepacifist Před 3 měsíci +10

    These were the videos that got me into Tarkov. Some 3K hours later, and I'm still punching myself in the dink.

  • @tmaaz
    @tmaaz Před 3 lety +275

    "You were narrating your own wiggle"... I'm dying 🤣

    • @raid6477
      @raid6477 Před 3 lety +1

      You have cancer?

    • @raid6477
      @raid6477 Před 3 lety +1

      Aids? Leprosy?

    • @wolfheart5408
      @wolfheart5408 Před 3 lety +3

      @@raid6477 you don't have a pp

    • @raid6477
      @raid6477 Před 3 lety +1

      @@wolfheart5408 Not what your mum said

  • @dillonmann2557
    @dillonmann2557 Před 3 lety +821

    This video made me get Tarkov. I can't believe how accurate this is.
    Edit: I have severe PTSD from getting jumped by scavs.

    • @lupe323
      @lupe323 Před 3 lety +55

      All fun and games till a slick altyn boi runs at you fron across the map

    • @pandahsykes602
      @pandahsykes602 Před 3 lety +30

      Mosin your way to the top boyo, that’s the only way us rats survive ... and don’t forget to build your hideout ; it helps ....

    • @MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin
      @MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin Před 3 lety +11

      Game is one of the most annoying things Ive ever played, bots are so ridiculous in places like labs and other areas that even if your stacked to all hell it takes an absurd amount of bullets to kill them while they can jack you up with 3 aimbot headshots.

    • @user-tt9pm5vj3m
      @user-tt9pm5vj3m Před 3 lety +22

      @@pandahsykes602 man you just bad at aiming and the tame, if you play alot raiders and bosses wont even have time to shoot you, i dont even remember when was the last time i died to a bot or raider

    • @ta1os
      @ta1os Před 3 lety +17

      @@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin decent ammo will let you one shot raiders w a headshot

  • @dakotad97
    @dakotad97 Před rokem +7

    19:15 No words, just puts a jar on the table with a heavy thunk.

  • @legitimatelemon6580
    @legitimatelemon6580 Před 9 měsíci +9

    Where Rowan spoke a different language it just made me burst out laughing 😂😂😂

  • @mctyfun531
    @mctyfun531 Před 3 lety +343

    Baelin the Fisherman: Nice day for fishing huh ha
    Tarkov merchant: Is it? I don't know.

  • @MrCrankyfan
    @MrCrankyfan Před 3 lety +490

    "I'm fitter than this in real life." lmao

    • @solosniper86
      @solosniper86 Před 2 lety +12

      I've said that line while playing other FPS games. I'll sprint for 4 or 5 seconds in the game and I'm out of breath. Haha

    • @kindredlebel9175
      @kindredlebel9175 Před 2 lety

      Can't relate

    • @demoniack81
      @demoniack81 Před 2 lety +24

      @@solosniper86 Don't get me started about games where you can't climb over/around a 1m tall crate. Bitch I'm as sedentary as they come IRL and I can easily scale a 3m perfectly vertical rock containment wall with unstable rocks you can't pull yourself up from, as long as there is a tree or something to wedge myself against. I know because I'VE DONE IT. And somehow a trained elite soldier can't figure out how to raise his leg over a crate?
      It's just lazy game design.

    • @alexanderredhorse1297
      @alexanderredhorse1297 Před 2 lety +12

      then you got games like rust where your character can sprint forever. but stay underwater for longer than 5 seconds and you start drowning.

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v Před 2 lety

      @@demoniack81 I wouldnt quite say lazy, considering tons other details in the game.

  • @lemuelwonah7076
    @lemuelwonah7076 Před rokem +72

    The editing in the Trader scene was fire! I didn't even know the items were CG blacked out till later

  • @vitalyvlasenko5495
    @vitalyvlasenko5495 Před rokem +28

    3:33 that is one of the best episodes I've seen so far!
    "Будь ты проклят! Шухер! Пацаны, нас накроют щас! Жопа! АААА!" 😂

    • @viva_la_nature
      @viva_la_nature Před rokem +1

      Ага)

    • @DragonHeir8585
      @DragonHeir8585 Před 10 měsíci

      What is Rowan saying in Russian anyway?

    • @vitalyvlasenko5495
      @vitalyvlasenko5495 Před 10 měsíci

      @@DragonHeir8585 "Damn you! Attention [it's a prison slang word, hard to translate]! Guys, they are going to f**ing kill us all! Ass! Aaaa!"
      "Шухер" (sounds like "shoo kher") is a word that a criminal shouts to other criminals if he or she sees the cops during the commission of a crime.

    • @RRrRRrrRRGoesBrrrRR
      @RRrRRrrRRGoesBrrrRR Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@DragonHeir8585God damn you, alarm! They gonna shoot us, boys, this is fckd up!

    • @hartwharton6969
      @hartwharton6969 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@DragonHeir8585 "curse you! zex! guys, they're about to get us! f*ck! AAAA"

  • @harrisonholder8303
    @harrisonholder8303 Před 3 lety +156

    “This ain’t no game, it’s a prison.”😂😂

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 Před 3 lety +235

    "One thing I might do with it is mind my own business."
    I wanna use that line in real life one day

    • @skuggikuwa8989
      @skuggikuwa8989 Před 3 lety +4

      Have you yet?

    • @galil5386
      @galil5386 Před 3 lety +1

      Have you??

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 Před 3 lety +10

      @@galil5386 I bought a coffee and someone asked me why and my response was that yea

    • @galil5386
      @galil5386 Před 3 lety +7

      @@moistnugget4147 Proud of you

    • @coalblack666
      @coalblack666 Před 3 lety +2

      honestly its a great line. hopefully i get an opportunity as well

  • @nivonis393
    @nivonis393 Před rokem +29

    It's been 2 years. This is still precision accurate.

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock Před rokem +1

      So, is it precise or accurate? There's a difference, you know.

    • @eirinyagokoro2648
      @eirinyagokoro2648 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@Anvilshockprecisely accurate

    • @woodsy.2977
      @woodsy.2977 Před 6 měsíci

      @@Anvilshockaccurately precise

  • @stoikusu5084
    @stoikusu5084 Před rokem +16

    Tarkov makes you feel like an NPC against whoever knows how to play the game

  • @usoxmob1
    @usoxmob1 Před 3 lety +163

    "U did not ask me to wiggle....you were narrating your wiggle" 😂😂💀

  • @wh00t14
    @wh00t14 Před 3 lety +471

    LOOL, i laughed so hard when he started to speak Russian. I killed my teammate, he was behind me and he touched some key that made him speak in Russian i thought he was an enemy or a bot like a scav so i killed him xD

    • @dillonmann2557
      @dillonmann2557 Před 3 lety

      Cap

    • @vipervidsgamingplus5723
      @vipervidsgamingplus5723 Před 3 lety +3

      Damn, that would suck.

    • @hoovy2024
      @hoovy2024 Před 2 lety +4

      damn you i hovered my mouse over your profile picture and only then i realized it was fake
      +1 point to you

    • @biggiechees8552
      @biggiechees8552 Před 2 lety +1

      @@vipervidsgamingplus5723 no because if they choose the bear instead of an usec and press f1 he starts to speak russian

  • @matthewkoeleman2271
    @matthewkoeleman2271 Před 6 měsíci +6

    The end of this video nearly killed me, literally, I started choking on nothing

  • @iljk
    @iljk Před rokem +31

    The dev meeting is absolutely wholesome and great. Amazing video

  • @reaperluke3518
    @reaperluke3518 Před 2 lety +974

    I thought Dark Souls, Bloodborne or Sekiro were games for absolute masochists, but Tarkov takes the cake. It's literally Hell in videogame form

    • @hashaintswan
      @hashaintswan Před 2 lety

      what's funny cause Russians not really have a lot problems 👌

    • @thatcat1909
      @thatcat1909 Před rokem +2

      What about S.T.A.L.K.E.R?

    • @hashaintswan
      @hashaintswan Před rokem +35

      @@thatcat1909 well S.T.A.L.K.E.R is not that so hard if it not solyanka

    • @mikemhz
      @mikemhz Před rokem +6

      @@hashaintswan Anomaly and gamma are pretty hard

    • @hashaintswan
      @hashaintswan Před rokem +15

      @@mikemhz well i never saw Russian players complaining about it as hard

  • @gworfish
    @gworfish Před 3 lety +63

    The "punched in the dick" skit was sooo good. They each nailed their roles perfectly, with extra kudos to Ben.

  • @yupyup4209
    @yupyup4209 Před rokem +18

    That whole Trader scene had me tear up. That was hilarious

  • @Ryden0389
    @Ryden0389 Před rokem +17

    I ABSOLUTELY love the narrating part! :P Seeing alan get vindication was *muah* chefs kiss! Also why is Ben ALWAYS the voice of reason? Or is it just me?

    • @mikephoenix1992
      @mikephoenix1992 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Maybe it's to balance his freakishly UNreasonable character in the Bored skits. ;)

  • @maxxmatlock212
    @maxxmatlock212 Před 3 lety +533

    This literally gives me PTSD. I play Tarkov all the time. It couldn’t be more accurate lol

    • @millerturq4418
      @millerturq4418 Před 3 lety +11

      It doesn't literally give you ptsd mate

    • @eliwatson7936
      @eliwatson7936 Před 3 lety +18

      @@millerturq4418 ok mr psychologist

    • @cultercaldus2994
      @cultercaldus2994 Před 3 lety +1

      @@eliwatson7936 😁😁

    • @anneselby2293
      @anneselby2293 Před 2 lety +3

      No, being in a real war, like the Iraq war which is where I was, shooting people for real, gives you PTSD, not a dumbass game.

    • @Sun-Tzu-
      @Sun-Tzu- Před 2 lety +1

      Why?

  • @tommasocazzaniga1713
    @tommasocazzaniga1713 Před 3 lety +347

    "A real, confusing, horrible experience" Guys you've nailed it so hard it's great
    One of the most accurate and fun vid ever lol

    • @badxradxandy
      @badxradxandy Před 3 lety +2

      Wish I didn't get it

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain Před 3 lety +5

      SO basically it's a REAL RUSSIAN ARMY SPETNATZ TRANING SIM, that turns you into a peranoid, 2nd amendment, ammo-hoarding survivalist?

    • @rubiolo1019
      @rubiolo1019 Před 2 lety

      @@JeanLucCaptain yep

    • @rubiolo1019
      @rubiolo1019 Před 2 lety

      @@JeanLucCaptain i have so much ammo for guns i don't even like or use in my cases, i hoard rigs for space, i hoard player made expensive guns and only run cheap guns

  • @Mursakageku9764
    @Mursakageku9764 Před 10 měsíci +5

    The funny thing about the barters is that all the examples they gave are real good deals and were pretty hilarious to think about when i first started playing.

  • @MihaiD259
    @MihaiD259 Před 2 lety +25

    15:14
    That was my first ever raid: got on to customs, I knew I had to extract but could not find an ingame map so I just wandered in the woods around dorms aimlessly until I had a fall and broken a leg... I panicked and tried to run, ate some cheese because I understood that it ges HP but I did not know about broken limbs... So I ran around and started to bleed and died with a blacked out vision, totally lost, near a road.

  • @GhaniGaming1
    @GhaniGaming1 Před 3 lety +324

    these tarkov ones is usually one of my favorite

    • @brooo9616
      @brooo9616 Před 3 lety +6

      I love the PUBG ones but there hasn’t been one in a while

    • @GhaniGaming1
      @GhaniGaming1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@brooo9616 yeah it's been a month since the last one

    • @gamingwithronpubgm3615
      @gamingwithronpubgm3615 Před 3 lety

      I'm a small gamer need your support by subscribing 😭❤️

    • @chrmaticlf7814
      @chrmaticlf7814 Před 3 lety +9

      @@gamingwithronpubgm3615 stop spaming

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Před 3 lety +6

      GAMINGWITHRON Pubgm
      No one cares, and I doubt that anyone who subscribe even care about watching

  • @aim120C
    @aim120C Před 2 lety +300

    i really love your merchant character. rowan is just too good at playing absurd characters.

  • @captaingallifrey4274
    @captaingallifrey4274 Před 11 měsíci +29

    Believe it or not, the way you've portrayed the game makes me want to play. It sounds a lot like the dark souls of FPS games and entertainingly aggravating

    • @ayzix-polytopia3854
      @ayzix-polytopia3854 Před 4 měsíci +2

      It is. My first 3 games I got shot in the head within 30 seconds by a guy in a bush because I uncrouched lmao

    • @gethoudinied3932
      @gethoudinied3932 Před 3 měsíci

      It is the dark souls of games 3rd wipe and I fucking hate this game but guess who still plays it

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Před 3 měsíci

      Is more like the Elden Ring Erdtree of fps games.

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 Před 3 měsíci

      Why not try things irl if you like “punishing” games?
      Get a high quality gbb airsoft pistol (maybe with the sbr stuff) and a rifle someone may be able to convert to an actual firearm and practice.

    • @shipso6116
      @shipso6116 Před 3 měsíci

      @@bunk95 I would, but that hobby is kinda more expensive than Tarkov. By A LOT )). Actually I do worry I might not have the health for that at the time I got cash enough to not affect the family by such expenses :D.

  • @robertfan332
    @robertfan332 Před rokem +310

    Every pitch black object that he picks up at 6:18 is actually how that object would look if it was coated in Vanta Black.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před rokem

      OPENS FIRE AND UNLOADS ON YOUR ASS!!!!!
      you didn't wiggle!!!!

    • @sinautor16
      @sinautor16 Před rokem +1

      Yeah that's right

    • @ranranpoopants
      @ranranpoopants Před rokem

      Thanks for that dumbass opinion

    • @davefekete7187
      @davefekete7187 Před rokem +2

      I'm surprised people didn't already know this lol

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock Před rokem

      @@davefekete7187 I'm surprised you expected that there was someone asking to which that guy felt himself called upon for answering …

  • @jakubkadlec1474
    @jakubkadlec1474 Před 3 lety +536

    I've watched all the parts like 2 or 3 times
    Me: clicks anyway and watches again

  • @dudeman3973
    @dudeman3973 Před 3 lety +804

    That entire conversation for the last skit is gold.
    "Mind I ask what you're going to do with that?"
    "One thing I might do with it is mind my business"

    • @FluffyFractalshard
      @FluffyFractalshard Před 3 lety +33

      my favourite is: "well this may strike you as odd, but i didnt actually bring any shampoo to tarkov" xD his super dry phrases are what givesme the most lolz

    • @acywei
      @acywei Před 3 lety +11

      Ben got ripped off. He got an SMG again and not an Assault Rifle.

    • @origamifan5515
      @origamifan5515 Před 3 lety +7

      *Suddenly: Drama!* "I am gonna offer it to my son to go along with the blue one that was the last gift from his mother before she died in this warzone that we're now both trapped in which is why first-necessity products interest me more than printed paper. Happy?"

    • @KiddBuu_
      @KiddBuu_ Před 3 lety +2

      @@acywei And the UMP is garbage to boot.

  • @theoriginaljealot5946
    @theoriginaljealot5946 Před rokem +19

    This was already hilarious, but then the Lord of the Rings reference thrown in was so aptly done, it just took this to a whole new level. Very funny guys.

  • @alanw9620
    @alanw9620 Před 2 lety +3

    By now I have seen so much of VLDL that I was looking across a video to watch that I hadn't seen and came across this which was mostly all new skits I hadn't seen before, this was so much fun, would love to see more Tarkov videos, as someone who doesn't even know about the game aside from your videos, they are so much fun, love them

  • @welquingabucay689
    @welquingabucay689 Před 3 lety +437

    When Ben said outrageous it was the most outrageous thing I heard

    • @saracrysis2851
      @saracrysis2851 Před 3 lety +6

      When you commented on an outrageous comment, it was the most outrageous thing I have ever seen.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Před 3 lety +3

      Sniper X
      When you reply on an outrageous comment is the most outrageous I’ve ever seen

    • @welquingabucay689
      @welquingabucay689 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Zack_Zander when I see the guy who replied outrageously to the other person it was the most outragous thing I ever seen

    • @sharkpotato2779
      @sharkpotato2779 Před 3 lety +3

      Sounded like a death metal song out Regis screamo version

    • @Omnishredder
      @Omnishredder Před 3 lety +1

      @Lost yet Found your comment is outrageous

  • @Daniel-kc6hu
    @Daniel-kc6hu Před 3 lety +272

    I killed my brother in Tarkov two years ago, he still brings it up to this day.

    • @Phantom-el6oe
      @Phantom-el6oe Před 3 lety +9

      You must have failed pretty baldy if he's able to

    • @callmeidk1682
      @callmeidk1682 Před 2 lety +12

      If he still brings it up, I can’t imagine the loot he had.

    • @Kznarf
      @Kznarf Před 2 lety +9

      A friend left his mother to die in a gank in an mmorpg when he was a teenager and she brought it up at his wedding toast.

    • @robertlewis6915
      @robertlewis6915 Před 2 lety +2

      Weird. I did the same thing about two years ago and he hasn't talked since. I'm worried about him.

  • @ilshaguides
    @ilshaguides Před 11 měsíci +2

    "Wiggle!" Then the frantic short steps hitting your WASDs until you found the EQ keys was so absolutely perfect!

  • @LSmallCatL
    @LSmallCatL Před 2 lety +7

    when Rowan starts talking Russian, I lost my shit. LMAO

  • @Johan_Wahyudi_
    @Johan_Wahyudi_ Před 3 lety +44

    8:04 That Smeagol's reference was really nailed it

  • @carlosmaciel2676
    @carlosmaciel2676 Před 3 lety +33

    "Who are we escaping from?"
    In the start? Pretty much everyone and everything... Mainly legendary Scavs.

  • @timp918
    @timp918 Před 8 měsíci +2

    That "temptor voice" is creepier than that of Gollum lol. Well done to whoever that was

  • @Rowdy96
    @Rowdy96 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Playing Tarkof is like your grandad remembering beginning forced into a war on the other side of the world with no understanding why you are to do what you are instructed to do, and be perfectly fine with it.

  • @johnnyvig14
    @johnnyvig14 Před 3 lety +82

    Ben: “OUTTRAGGEEOOUUSS!!!!”
    Had me dying here! Hahahahaha

  • @bigeaglegaming2645
    @bigeaglegaming2645 Před 3 lety +56

    Love the dev meeting part I like to imagine that every dev meeting is like that now days

    • @8379_2
      @8379_2 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah I absolutly love this part!!!

  • @OffContentObi
    @OffContentObi Před 26 dny +1

    The part that you have to examine every single item after new account or wipe is golden

  • @TheEvilHippy91
    @TheEvilHippy91 Před rokem +7

    Man, Bens Outrageous scream is awesome haha

  • @Fufstruck98910
    @Fufstruck98910 Před 3 lety +23

    8:13 the inner loot goblin is calling to him

    • @GeneralDelta072
      @GeneralDelta072 Před 3 lety +1

      Game logic! If you see a body in the middle of a field or an open area... You turn and hall butt out of there

    • @somebodyoutthere
      @somebodyoutthere Před 3 lety +2

      It's gollum

    • @risen143
      @risen143 Před 3 lety +2

      Smeagol's a hobbit, not a goblin tho 😅.

    • @PlagueDocVR
      @PlagueDocVR Před 6 měsíci

      @@risen143he wasn’t referencing lord of the rings in this comment he was just saying he can’t resist the loot and must loot it or this was satire

  • @jameshoward3783
    @jameshoward3783 Před 2 lety +241

    I wish they did a sea of thieves series. Rowan saying “F**k it, I’m playing sea of thieves!” Made me want a new series

    • @Blaster-Rat
      @Blaster-Rat Před rokem +5

      How could they film that? I imagine it'd be mostly green screen lol

    • @mamgregram2097
      @mamgregram2097 Před rokem +1

      There is nothing to show

  • @samuelw4492
    @samuelw4492 Před rokem +2

    @3:34 Rowan scav lining is the first thing that’s made me legit laugh out loud in a while good sh!t man

  • @fictionalgaming912
    @fictionalgaming912 Před 2 lety +8

    I do not know if anyone else noticed but in the skit "Over Communicator" Alan looks like an exhausted sleep deprived person...pretty much what you are playing in EFT. Not sure if it was intentional or not, but it was perfect for EFT series.

  • @Svet3YT
    @Svet3YT Před 3 lety +137

    4:39 escaping from tacos
    Automatic subtitles 10/10

  • @D1ZZYDUDE
    @D1ZZYDUDE Před 3 lety +69

    Ben: So your gonna leave me hear then?
    Adam: yep, sorry dude
    Ben: *OOOOUUUUTTTTRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGIIIIOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSSS*

  • @DragonSkyShadow
    @DragonSkyShadow Před rokem +2

    I lost it when he screamed OUTRAGEOUS :)) 2:30

  • @KiNG-tx9je
    @KiNG-tx9je Před 8 měsíci +1

    The horses at the end was so worth it!

  • @Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu

    Getting rest of your team casually HEAD-EYEd in ten seconds is pretty real

  • @Selfg12
    @Selfg12 Před 2 lety +303

    I still remember being in a firefight with someone, dropping to prone after being hit, reloading on the ground and finishing them when they thought I was dead. I limped across the map thinking I'd bleed out, or get shot. Any bush I saw was safety, anything else was death. I got to extraction, and bailed. I stopped playing because I didn't want to lose any of my sweet sweet loot. lol

    • @courtneygardner6334
      @courtneygardner6334 Před rokem +32

      I have that habit as well. Anytime I start a family in a game I stop playing. Skyrim, for example, my guy is never going to fight alduin. I think his name is alduin. I never got past the 4th storyline quest. He has two daughters and Lydia as a wife and would never abandon them. SMH

    • @boilingman4357
      @boilingman4357 Před rokem +6

      @@courtneygardner6334 but that dragon will kill everyone or at least should kill all of them

    • @nickschu9057
      @nickschu9057 Před rokem +13

      But then the game wipes and all your loot you worked so hard for is now gone

    • @courtneygardner6334
      @courtneygardner6334 Před rokem +3

      @@nickschu9057 I spent 3 hours sculpting my orc. I will be happy that he had a natural lifespan. As for that dragon? I call hullshit. If it hasn't happened yet it won't happen now. Sometimes in pursuing a problem one creates the problem.

    • @symphonyofaria
      @symphonyofaria Před rokem +7

      @@courtneygardner6334 Uh what? The game doesn't end after the main quest. What on earth are you talking about?

  • @koota413
    @koota413 Před rokem +5

    3:34 Damn you!
    3:38 Run! Whatch out! AAA!
    3:41 Аss!
    3:43 Come here you asshоlе!
    3:45 They will surround us now
    thx a lot!

  • @IronVigilance
    @IronVigilance Před rokem +1

    13:55
    DICE working on BF2042: "Write that down. Write that down!"

  • @binkyboy78
    @binkyboy78 Před 3 lety +83

    The blooper reel for this has to be golden.

  • @shawnwalsh2060
    @shawnwalsh2060 Před 3 lety +33

    The wiggle is so spot on, it's bad how good we are at wiggling lol

  • @arorath9170
    @arorath9170 Před 2 lety +2

    Never could really appreciate the tarkov skits until i started playing the game myself about a month ago. Now it all makes sense 🤣.

  • @ZappasMudshark
    @ZappasMudshark Před 2 lety +11

    Tarkov is both the most fun I’ve ever had in a game and one of the most punishing games I’ve played. I wouldn’t trade the experience for the world. More rewarding than any game I’ve played.

  • @tkjie2462
    @tkjie2462 Před 3 lety +156

    I still like Ben's screaming outrageous it was so good

  • @ScavsAteMyLegs
    @ScavsAteMyLegs Před 3 lety +76

    5:10 this is the best moment, quiet raid and everyone gets picked off from a distance, never anything more Tarkov than that lol

    • @bussy_spoiler
      @bussy_spoiler Před 3 lety +11

      I had a feeling I’d see you here 😂

    • @JeffLocke1
      @JeffLocke1 Před 3 lety +1

      It's so awesome seeing you here bro. As soon as I saw these guys make a Tarkov video I thought, "You cheekis have no idea how breeki this game really is..." Now they know!

  • @Mcfc2Rich
    @Mcfc2Rich Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Is that you?" The 3 words used the most whilst playing this game.

  • @contessa.adella
    @contessa.adella Před 2 lety +16

    I laughed so much my head fell off.
    VLDL are brilliant observational comics and lampoonists👍
    Wiggle wiggle

  • @mrtimurer
    @mrtimurer Před 3 lety +196

    Lmao rowan speaking russian scared me. Russian is my first language and I got confused

    • @jakefairbanks1504
      @jakefairbanks1504 Před 3 lety +3

      Any chance at a translation?

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack Před 3 lety

      Translation

    • @mrtimurer
      @mrtimurer Před 3 lety +28

      @@AceOfBlackjack It's just some random lines that are unrellated to each other. One of them is "Damn you!" and the next one is "Ass!".

    • @mrtimurer
      @mrtimurer Před 3 lety

      @@jakefairbanks1504 I've answered a guy below

    • @kostyk79
      @kostyk79 Před 3 lety +34

      @@jakefairbanks1504 The translation is: "God damn you! Get the fuck out! Ass! Come here, you shit! Guys, they gonna destroy us!"

  • @jeffreychan6826
    @jeffreychan6826 Před 2 lety +135

    @5:12 that fall from Adam was pure commitment!!! These small details make vldl soo great! Love you guys and Happy New Year 🤗❤🤘

    • @Sorenzo
      @Sorenzo Před rokem +7

      Omg yeah, the others brace themselves for the fall but Adam looks like he's completely unconscious.
      I'm sure they all had something soft to fall on but it is still hard to stop yourself from worrying you're gonna miss the mattress (or whatever else).

  • @courtneyfenner7802
    @courtneyfenner7802 Před rokem

    I love how I had seen some of these on fb before I ever knew anything about Tarkov& i found them funny, and now that I know more about the game it's just that much more hilarious

  • @englishdragon4198
    @englishdragon4198 Před rokem +2

    The question “what are we actually doing?” Is me every single match