10 Dangerous Homemade Automatic Firewood Processing Machine, Modern wood splitting machine #2

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  • 10 Dangerous Homemade Automatic Firewood Processing Machine,
    Modern wood splitting machine #Firewood #woodsplitting #Firewood
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  • @codyd.1415
    @codyd.1415 Před 4 lety +193

    Love the spring action splitter. Simple and genius. Old Guy really had the techniques down too.

    • @stringlarson1247
      @stringlarson1247 Před 2 lety +12

      Right?! I really want to make one like that. No motors, hydraulics, etc. Brilliant.

    • @nou8257
      @nou8257 Před 2 lety

      I'd bet he did after he got conked in the head a few dozen times learning it

    • @stringlarson1247
      @stringlarson1247 Před 2 lety +3

      @@nou8257 I think you meant " . . . and survived long enough to learn and breed" . Very important to win the Darwin award(s).

    • @nou8257
      @nou8257 Před 2 lety

      @@stringlarson1247 true

    • @andybilakshow260
      @andybilakshow260 Před rokem +2

      @@stringlarson1247 BRILLIANT, my first thought exactly.

  • @jcarry5214
    @jcarry5214 Před 5 lety +763

    I love that these are homemade and yet so many are still at the precise optimum height for back pain.

    • @Smokey298
      @Smokey298 Před 5 lety +13

      j carry Yeah I didnt see one that was perfect

    • @KnolltopFarms
      @KnolltopFarms Před 5 lety +15

      many not home made...

    • @Alex632
      @Alex632 Před 5 lety +4

      None were homemade

    • @dustinsmith2021
      @dustinsmith2021 Před 5 lety +44

      The one that was on a spring was the best one

    • @anarcat6653
      @anarcat6653 Před 5 lety +24

      The one with the spring, is realy simple, i like it.

  • @hossmonkey1
    @hossmonkey1 Před 5 lety +34

    Best one is 4:42, no fuel or electricity need. Love the use of the spring to offset weight

    • @allenadams2469
      @allenadams2469 Před rokem +2

      I had to skip forward just to see it. I like it too

  • @jareddahlseid551
    @jareddahlseid551 Před rokem +7

    The old man with the spring loaded splitter gets my vote 🏆

  • @mqbitsko25
    @mqbitsko25 Před 5 lety +20

    My favorite is the people-powered bouncy spring one. THAT is genius!

    • @shockcoach
      @shockcoach Před rokem

      Doesn’t need gas or electricity.

  • @Jeff24669
    @Jeff24669 Před 4 lety +36

    Some of these are just regular log splitters. the last one in particular seemed perfectly safe with 2 levers having to be squeezed together before it operates. When you consider that before they get to the splitting they had to fell the trees and buck the logs, the splitting probably isn't usually the most dangerous part of the operation.

    • @douglasdalini4932
      @douglasdalini4932 Před rokem +1

      yeah the last one is for sure not home made. look at all th safety covers and everything

  • @scottfarcus1667
    @scottfarcus1667 Před rokem +16

    I heated my home with firewood for two winters. For anyone who hasn't done it, you consume a LOT of wood. I cut up an entire downed tree with a chainsaw, a good 16 inches thick at the stump, and it only lasted like a month. I used a friend's hydraulic log splitter and it was still a lot of work. You might think these people are nuts, but try splitting enough wood for a winter yourself and you'll come up with whatever silly tool you can think of to make it easier. Wood is gold in the winter, and people get real weird about it too, like family after inheritance.
    The hydraulic splitter I used was really slow. Like you'd be at it for hours, just wondering if it would be faster to use an axe. That said, I really admire the spring-action splitter. No engine racket!

    • @n10cities
      @n10cities Před rokem

      Back when I was still living at home with my parents before college days, my father and I spent many weekends cutting down, cutting up trees and splitting wood to burn in the fireplace that was in the new addition to our house. Some of that equipment would have been very handy during that time! After a few years and I had moved out, they finally sold that house to another party and had a new home built on my grandmother's land after she passed away.
      The new house did not get a fireplace. That wood cutting and hauling got old and expensive. Cost of chainsaws, maintenance, fuel, not to mention something to haul all that heavy wood to where it would then have to be stacked up and allowed to dry if possible. Hard to burn 'green' wood, plus causes excess creosote deposits in your chimney and the maintenance on that.

    • @qaweeorltuys
      @qaweeorltuys Před rokem

      It usually is faster or just as fast with a splitting maul than with a hydraulic splitter. And with the knee-height of the hydraulic splitter, it's equally back-breaking, but the maul might be slightly easier imo

  • @TB-qv2nq
    @TB-qv2nq Před 3 lety +10

    I like the one with the big spring 4:40. Your the one in full control with very minimal effort. Very nice design. Underrated for sure.

    • @blackdragonstory1122
      @blackdragonstory1122 Před 3 lety +1

      It's way too jumpy and fast.
      Sure it's simple but one mistake and he will have a big cut and a blow into his body be it arm,sholder,head or hand.

  • @sansdecorum4600
    @sansdecorum4600 Před 5 lety +73

    Impressed with the cross-splitting capacities of some of these machines. Splitting with the grain is one thing, but going 90 degrees to it is another thing all together. Torque is most definately your friend with the massive reduction gear boxes. Being forever aware of hand and finger placement is critical, unless you like the nickname; stumpy.

    • @Legrascestlavie88
      @Legrascestlavie88 Před rokem +2

      The forces at play are huge.. wouldn't be surprised to see the metal just shatter and spring in all directions

    • @TheTuttle99
      @TheTuttle99 Před rokem +1

      @@Legrascestlavie88 that's exactly what can happen, and you end up with rather large pieces of shrapnel

  • @mikehenry4743
    @mikehenry4743 Před 4 lety +375

    As a sheriff's deputy, I responded one time to a medical emergency at a remote cabin site. A guy was using a homemade splitter and a piece of a clutch assembly exploded into pieces. A piece struck his teenage son slicing off a large section of the right side of his head. The wound was so devastating the family thought the boy had died. When I examined his body it turned out the boy was still alive. I was able to stabilize him until he was eventually medevaced to a hospital. He did survive and about a year later his dad brought him by to thank us. He was paralyzed over most of his body and he lost 1/3 of his brain. Every time I see machines such as these it reminds me of how dangerous they can be. With some of these machines, they are just flittering with disaster.

    • @Rick-tt6yq
      @Rick-tt6yq Před 3 lety +5

      Mike Henry. Well Said!

    • @timmayer8723
      @timmayer8723 Před 3 lety +32

      Mike Henry reminds me of farm work when I was a kid. More ways to get killed or maimed for life. Silage wagon can rip your arms off in thirty seconds. A bull can gore you to death and then stomp on you which happened to my cousin. Tractors can kill you in any number of ways. Fall off the top of a silo and you are either dead or crippled for life. Loosing a number of fingers is common. I lost the end of my left index finger to a chain saw.

    • @Function.displayName
      @Function.displayName Před 3 lety +11

      Good job! I love people like you who try their best and do save someones life.

    • @reginaldbowls7180
      @reginaldbowls7180 Před 3 lety +5

      Hmm I wonder if the father regrets your actions at all.

    • @mikehenry4743
      @mikehenry4743 Před 3 lety +34

      @@reginaldbowls7180 I understand your point. As a result of his injuries, the boy was mostly paralyzed below the waist and had lost most of the use of his left arm. However, when they came to visit and say thanks, surprisingly the son was able to communicate quite well and he was able to move himself in the wheelchair. He was far from being in a vegetative state, despite the massive head injury. With the extent of the injuries, I honestly thought he would not have survived, but God works in mysterious ways, as they say.

  • @SzZsoel1
    @SzZsoel1 Před 5 lety +204

    Not every machine of these is homemade and/or dangerous.

    • @Le_Comte_de_Monte_Felin
      @Le_Comte_de_Monte_Felin Před 4 lety +11

      I know... and either way I'm thinking "Yep. I'd use it!"

    • @larz101a
      @larz101a Před 4 lety +7

      Agreed most I think are probably a little less dangerous than swinging an axe around for hours on end, trust me I know I have done it. Wood burning heating is great just time consuming!

    • @hilham89
      @hilham89 Před 4 lety +1

      Agreed

    • @mitchgroh7466
      @mitchgroh7466 Před 4 lety +3

      @@larz101a working an hourly job to pay for heat is also time consuming

    • @phitsf5475
      @phitsf5475 Před 3 lety +3

      The commercial ones are an example of some safer methods

  • @nickw9376
    @nickw9376 Před 4 lety +13

    I love the way these woods split as soon as you look at them. most of the stuff I have been working with, the wedge has to go full stroke and even they will fight splitting. Half these machines would just fail.

    • @andy347
      @andy347 Před 4 lety +5

      Those are the ones splitting pine or other soft wood that splits just about as easily as looking at them.

    • @filougreendog
      @filougreendog Před rokem +2

      ah yes... nothing like a seasoned twisted foot and a half diameter elm log. ..lol

    • @tonykourounblis1854
      @tonykourounblis1854 Před 6 měsíci

      Bet you’re Australian,

  • @magnum8264
    @magnum8264 Před 5 lety +9

    The Orange one behind the tractor, That thing is sweet!

  • @tantoismailgoldstein6279
    @tantoismailgoldstein6279 Před 5 lety +97

    You know you were loved when grandpappy only left you his splitter of death in the will.

    • @SteveMacSticky
      @SteveMacSticky Před 5 lety +1

      Hahaha👍

    • @marshallallensmith
      @marshallallensmith Před 5 lety +20

      Which was also his cause of death.

    • @florinanghel5037
      @florinanghel5037 Před 5 lety

      @@SteveMacSticky yves
      P po

    • @Corteslatinodude
      @Corteslatinodude Před 4 lety

      @@marshallallensmith Dont worry grandpappy it won't take long for me to see you in the other side. You better be doing your exercises...you'll need it.

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams Před 3 lety +1

      Only a splitter of death if you were an idiot, for anyone else with a healthy respect for a machine it's just a log splitter.
      Then again we have to have warnings on hot coffee cups that the coffee inside is HOT!

  • @ronniechilds2002
    @ronniechilds2002 Před 3 lety +14

    My uncle was a mechanic who had a service station and garage out in the boonies, starting in 1930. He had a stripped down Model T Ford, actually an old Yellow Cab, with a big wood-saw blade welded to the drive shaft. This is where he chopped his firewood. He could not have designed it any more dangerously if he tried. He had all ten fingers, but only one eye. He lost the other one working on a car, but not by sawing wood. The Model T is still sitting there to this day, or rather what is left of it.

    • @markmcgoveran6811
      @markmcgoveran6811 Před rokem

      I understand your uncle completely he was building it for him and he was pretty slick. Most modern consumer things are devised and thought up by a pretty smart person and sold to a not very smart person that's why they're so dangerous. I mean all three the smart person the not very smart person and the machine.

  • @TheSilmarillian
    @TheSilmarillian Před 4 lety +6

    The big spring at 4:40 gets my vote we use spring coils at the top of the hoist to return the bucket,same idea.Hello from Australia on the opal fields

  • @TULRICK
    @TULRICK Před 5 lety +38

    I love it... ear protection with a open spinning blade

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Před 5 lety

      Why not..

    • @reinergale2076
      @reinergale2076 Před 5 lety +1

      Having a brain can protect you from the blade, any one can lose hearing after exposure to loud noises

    • @zachdemand4508
      @zachdemand4508 Před 5 lety +1

      You have never seen a saw mill have you?

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 Před 3 lety +1

      @@zachdemand4508 IKR? He thinks this is bad, I wonder how he'd react to being in a steel mill? Ten Tons of molten Iron travelling over your head, held up by chains...

  • @insonh21
    @insonh21 Před 5 lety +106

    i liked the one using the spring

    • @davidoberlin4186
      @davidoberlin4186 Před 5 lety +4

      That one was the best.

    • @jaimecastro1342
      @jaimecastro1342 Před 5 lety +4

      100% manual

    • @Zedman3333
      @Zedman3333 Před 5 lety +4

      Love the 2nd one , bends down underneath it to get more wood....crack, splits he's head in 2.

    • @bobthebuilder2922
      @bobthebuilder2922 Před 5 lety +1

      I wouldn't use that

    • @rambo8863
      @rambo8863 Před 5 lety

      Please use a hard hat Whit it.
      Becours i think menny of us would shortly forget what is over auer head, then er bow down for the timber.

  • @shaverlocal
    @shaverlocal Před rokem +50

    As as logging contractor for over 20+ years in the Sierra's I have seen a lot of homemade functional splitters. A few of these were pretty impressive. All of these tools can be dangerous.

    • @herrakaarme
      @herrakaarme Před rokem +4

      A few of the splitting machines in the video were obviously commercial units. Unless very old, they are typically more safe because any manufacturer would want to avoid getting sued.

    • @AndrewWhitehill
      @AndrewWhitehill Před rokem

      It seems anything that is designed to process wood has the potential to get you killed. That's why they mainly had me who were intelligent as the operators,and they had to put all those labels on everything when the common sense that was taught to children by their fathers, was eliminated from the society in the 60's. It's only getting worse and every generation is a little dumber. Now days they don't even know what bathroom to use.

    • @BawkBawkBawk666
      @BawkBawkBawk666 Před rokem +3

      Every tool is dangerous if improperly handled

    • @herrakaarme
      @herrakaarme Před rokem

      @@devilselbow There have been cases of an employee losing fingers and the employer getting fined/sued because the employee apparently hadn't been instructed well enough in the use of the device. So, it's not always safe even if someone else is doing it.

    • @haroldstokes5972
      @haroldstokes5972 Před 8 měsíci

      @@herrakaarme q11

  • @WebflingerJoe
    @WebflingerJoe Před 4 lety +23

    The massive axes on springs had me kinda nervous ngl 😂

  • @mrsillywalk
    @mrsillywalk Před 5 lety +405

    4:40 Big spring and muscle power! The simplest is the best.

    • @mrsillywalk
      @mrsillywalk Před 5 lety +19

      @@nuclearquantumlaserspewpew9745 He needs the extra expense of a crash helmet!

    • @mrsillywalk
      @mrsillywalk Před 5 lety +4

      @@nuclearquantumlaserspewpew9745 Being Russian did not save Leon Trotsky!

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u Před 5 lety +1

      That one and the one at 8:00 are what i would go with

    • @fuckumaddafakka8529
      @fuckumaddafakka8529 Před 5 lety +3

      @@mrsillywalk He wasn't Russian.

    • @uncklebuckle6859
      @uncklebuckle6859 Před 5 lety +1

      I’m so clumsy I’d split my scalp more than wood.

  • @tilidie5272
    @tilidie5272 Před 5 lety +13

    old mans at 4:40's the best . he uses momentum, everyone else uses fuel.

  • @Toobula
    @Toobula Před 4 lety +2

    LOVE the first pusher. I could use that easily. They got the speed perfect.

  • @tillweber5688
    @tillweber5688 Před rokem +69

    These machines remind me of an "adventure" I had when I was a young boy. I was about 13 years old, and my job at home was to make fire wood using a self-constructed (by my father) buzz saw.
    I did a lots of woodwork that day, and it always needed a little power to press the wood pieces against the saw blade; but suddenly I got a piece of very rotten wood and the saw did cut it in milliseconds; I lost my balance and fell towards the uncovered saw blade; but in the last moment, my hands grabbed the edge of the saw table..plate; looking down I saw the saw blade turning just a few centimeters below my chest...that was horrible. I never did that again with this saw... Hope you all understand my English since I´m German :-)...

    • @ronfox5519
      @ronfox5519 Před rokem +1

      Disaster averted.
      Glad you made it.

    • @chrisc1245
      @chrisc1245 Před rokem +1

      bro, you were inches from death. thats crazy!!

    • @7784000
      @7784000 Před rokem

      I'll call the Ordnungsamt! 😉

  • @LandwirtschaftinderSchweizHD

    For the 1% of people randomly scrolling through the comments...
    Have a great day and may all your dreams come true!

    • @fhe468
      @fhe468 Před 5 lety +1

      The same to you!

    • @berendtwohl-bruhn4668
      @berendtwohl-bruhn4668 Před 5 lety +2

      Ehrenmann bin auch aus der Schweiz

    • @teribear45
      @teribear45 Před 5 lety +3

      I'm one of the1%

    • @nikolatesla2962
      @nikolatesla2962 Před 5 lety +1

      Thx for that mate

    • @Beandiptheredneck
      @Beandiptheredneck Před 4 lety +1

      Landwirtschaft in der Schweiz - HD I guess this is the one time in my life I can call myself part of the 1% 😂 have a nice day too!

  • @Wadley225
    @Wadley225 Před 5 lety +8

    That long lever / spring design seems like the safest one to use, easiest to control.

    • @Minsc
      @Minsc Před 2 lety +1

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @grimp53
      @grimp53 Před 2 lety

      The bar could still hit you on the head.

  • @SpressoHead
    @SpressoHead Před 5 lety +39

    I love the human-powered unit. So ingenious, and very productive too!

  • @yepiratesworkshop7997
    @yepiratesworkshop7997 Před 2 lety +3

    That second one looks a LOT like the transmission in my vintage New Holland hay baler. I've been thinking about using it to make a power hammer for my blacksmith's shop.

  • @TurboDV8
    @TurboDV8 Před 5 lety +25

    4:43 Texting not recommended while doing this. This is my favorite one, the one that splits the wood faster than any of the others, and also the only one that works when you have no electricity or fuel. Also the simplest, made from Parts you can scrounge from any salvage yard.

    • @LucasSommer
      @LucasSommer Před 5 lety

      Its also the one that is the most labor intensive and dangerous

    • @TurboDV8
      @TurboDV8 Před 5 lety +3

      @@LucasSommer sounds like a millennial. Version to both work, and risk. I say let natural selection take its course!

    • @LucasSommer
      @LucasSommer Před 5 lety +2

      TurboDV8 not a millennial, just pointing out the draw backs of this design

    • @taco3814
      @taco3814 Před 2 lety +1

      ​@@TurboDV8 Someone points out something obviously true and you go straight to calling them a millennial for no reason?
      Your name is TurboDV8, you're a trump supporter and you rant about millennials on the internet, you're a walking stereotype bud.

  • @jasnterry1313
    @jasnterry1313 Před 5 lety +15

    As impressive as the engineering is on a few of these, I can't believe none had an automated feed system.

    • @lolatmyage
      @lolatmyage Před 4 lety +1

      The saw especially, how hard exactly is it to attach something to it so a person doesn't need to be there wrenching their back trying to catch the falling pieces :D

    • @pillager6190
      @pillager6190 Před 4 lety +6

      The wood most DIY folks use is not uniform so an automatic feed big enough for jumbo pieces would likely jam with smaller pieces.

    • @tazman8697
      @tazman8697 Před 2 lety

      That would take the fun out of trying not to cut your fingers/hand/arm/head/leg off..

  • @Skitad
    @Skitad Před 4 lety +8

    Thumbs up for the grand father using no external sources of energy

  • @eatyolkgetyoked
    @eatyolkgetyoked Před rokem +3

    3:15 I have the same setup. Homemade pull behind trailer style on an i beam frame with an old Wisconsin motor powering a hyd. cylinder with about a 20” stroke. It splits 30” dia logs up to 20” long and tears through the knottiest wood

  • @mallorylangford7699
    @mallorylangford7699 Před 5 lety +47

    Oh my god, what will split this rotting birch, poplar and pine?

    • @zoidlrrr4633
      @zoidlrrr4633 Před 5 lety +4

      You mean, besides a hatchet?

    • @garyhull5617
      @garyhull5617 Před 5 lety +4

      How about my 4 year old grand daughter bare hand?

    • @MrAnticlimate
      @MrAnticlimate Před 5 lety

      7:38 seemed oak to me.

    • @MrAnticlimate
      @MrAnticlimate Před 5 lety +1

      And around 3:35 maybe locust. Those split relatively easily, but still hardwood.

    • @MustObeyTheRules
      @MustObeyTheRules Před 5 lety +1

      MrAnticlimate density of the wood doesn’t mean much when it comes to splitting. Some woods have interlocking grain that make them super hard to split.

  • @MrTruckerf
    @MrTruckerf Před 5 lety +3

    We used to run a buzz saw mounted on an 8N Ford. Tossed blocks off of it starting at 10 years old. Never an injury but nothing gets respect like a howling buzz saw! Anything over a foot in diameter we split with maul and wedges. About 35 years ago finally got a big hydraulic log splitter mounted on a 3020 JD. I am retired but I still split wood by hand if it is frozen ash, oak or hickory. Splits like glass at 10 below!

  • @michaelandcolinspop
    @michaelandcolinspop Před 4 lety +2

    If the first two were spinning at 200+ mph, they’d be ideal candidates for BattleBots. Seriously, there’s some major ingenuity going on here.

  • @DrJohn493
    @DrJohn493 Před rokem +2

    Growing up on the farm, my dad would call these kinds of contraptions "kill-me-quicks."

  • @genehalteman882
    @genehalteman882 Před 5 lety +6

    Respect to the elderly gent at 5:00!😊💪

  • @davesstuff1599
    @davesstuff1599 Před 5 lety +52

    Easy to split wood in every case. I want to see a piece of live oak tried out.

    • @mqbitsko25
      @mqbitsko25 Před 5 lety +7

      I'm guessing they design machines to handle the wood they're actually going to burn. How much live oak do you split and chuck in your stove?

    • @harristweed5937
      @harristweed5937 Před 5 lety +6

      Enough to know that live oak can be a real bitch.

    • @willybee3056
      @willybee3056 Před 5 lety +2

      Ever try to split Iron Wood?

    • @chargermopar
      @chargermopar Před 5 lety +2

      @@willybee3056 Yes but it splits just fine
      '

    • @w00dchuck43
      @w00dchuck43 Před 5 lety +2

      12:37 isn't that oak?

  • @ralphmacchiato3761
    @ralphmacchiato3761 Před 3 lety +3

    4:40 ingenious, safe and needs no fuel

  • @danhogle1776
    @danhogle1776 Před rokem +3

    I like the hand-powered spring one....very ingenious

  • @ithewanderer830
    @ithewanderer830 Před 5 lety +45

    Most dangerous homemade automatic firewood processor; 11yo son

    • @zabt8906
      @zabt8906 Před 5 lety +1

      Facts.

    • @ericmowrey6872
      @ericmowrey6872 Před 5 lety +2

      I'll trade ya. Work with my 13 yo daughter for a day and get back to me about who's more dangerous. ;)

  • @untitledC64
    @untitledC64 Před 5 lety +6

    man a guy could really make a in depth detailed video comparing each of the different models shown here, whats the primary driver? whats the limitations of each one, costs to maintain. how effective it is.this is really interesting stuff

    • @hifartingoctopuss
      @hifartingoctopuss Před rokem +1

      They're all made as cheap as possible from scrap. They're all dangerous, and if they break u probably just make a new one. Safest log splinters u can make are hydraulic, only linear movement, no spinning parts. Ones that are constantly running are the most dangerous

  • @jamesbraithwaite478
    @jamesbraithwaite478 Před 5 lety +3

    I really loved that spring loaded "nodding donkey" axe. What a great idea.

    • @dandan7973
      @dandan7973 Před rokem +1

      Just make sure you know where to keep your hand lol

  • @christophernunn943
    @christophernunn943 Před rokem +2

    I notice the wood is all straight grained easy split. Some of the knurled lumber I deal with would jam up these contraptions.

  • @retheisen
    @retheisen Před 5 lety +52

    5:30 That thing smacked me in the head six times just watching him.

    • @pillager6190
      @pillager6190 Před 4 lety +2

      Went back and rewatched it 5 times. If you'll notice when he bends down to clear or set up for the next piece, he bends at the knees which prevents his head from the work area. Plus after using a machine for a long time you know where is safe.
      I'd trust this chopper more than some of the others. Personal choice.

    • @thomasz4981
      @thomasz4981 Před 3 lety +1

      A true splitting headache

  • @delljohnson172
    @delljohnson172 Před 5 lety +5

    Cool machines best one i liked was the one the guy Pulled Down by hand. cool.simple fast safe imo

    • @BigEsGarage
      @BigEsGarage Před 5 lety +1

      And quite.

    • @_droid
      @_droid Před 5 lety +2

      Safe? You can't tell where the head is going to hit and it comes in at speed. One misplaced finger and it's gone.

  • @evilreddog
    @evilreddog Před 3 lety +6

    a few of these machines where quite reasonable, some even commercal products. But the home made spring cleaver was quite cool, would personaly have put a hydraulic break on it that was active all the time until you pressed the handel, that way you dont have to worry about smashing your hand while putting a new log on. and yes, like many i got randomly reccomended these videos, but also. i have worked in the commercial firewood business before and we used Dalen wood processing machines

  • @BluBarron
    @BluBarron Před 4 lety

    The grain in the wood the green machine was cutting was beautiful!

  • @rexsheeley8177
    @rexsheeley8177 Před 5 lety +38

    what ever keeps you from freezing to death

  • @sherrycambridge1531
    @sherrycambridge1531 Před 5 lety +64

    I Don't Know About Dangerous
    But I Do Truly Admire The Inventiveness Of This Machinery !!!!!

    • @dt9913
      @dt9913 Před 5 lety +4

      Clever inventiveness yes but if you don't think their dangerous then you know little to nothing about machinery.

    • @sherrycambridge1531
      @sherrycambridge1531 Před 5 lety +2

      Mr. Tennyson, Please!
      Since You Do Not Know How To Spell, I Give Little Credence To Your Comment .............

    • @caratcranker5874
      @caratcranker5874 Před 5 lety +4

      @@sherrycambridge1531 Haha, LOVE it! Some of these machines are stupid dangerous, most are as dangerous as the user is stupid. Get a city person who drives a new SUV to do this?, that's how stupid i am talking about.

    • @bradjenkins932
      @bradjenkins932 Před 4 lety +2

      @@dt9913 . Maybe you should stay in the house then,

  • @brokenglasses121345
    @brokenglasses121345 Před rokem +1

    He who chops his own firewood warms himself twice..

  • @taxfreedollars
    @taxfreedollars Před rokem +1

    I think 5:57 is the most efficient and flexible, honourable mention to the coil spring powered one, no fuel used and he certainly has that down pat.

  • @meljenkins1016
    @meljenkins1016 Před 5 lety +73

    Some of these are not even dangerous unless your whole body falls into it.

    • @Chris-yy7qc
      @Chris-yy7qc Před 5 lety +8

      So youre saying maybe losing your arm is not dangerous?

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit Před 5 lety +4

      @@Chris-yy7qc if one loses their am on a simple machine like this 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @randymagnum143
      @randymagnum143 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Chris-yy7qc 'tis but a scratch.

    • @trje246
      @trje246 Před 5 lety +1

      watch at 2x speed!! :oS

    • @adambussert6298
      @adambussert6298 Před 5 lety

      Guess you never smashed your finger splitting wood

  • @creativeaccountname
    @creativeaccountname Před 5 lety +5

    i love the machine @ 4:40
    Insane i will build it for splitting on sundays!

  • @tymz-r-achangin
    @tymz-r-achangin Před rokem +1

    4:40 That's pretty cool! There's always someone out there with a good head on their shoulders to come up with some clever things with scrap metal laying around

  • @peteorzech260
    @peteorzech260 Před 3 lety +1

    It’s called “ingenuity “, that’s how greatness is created!

  • @jsgould5392
    @jsgould5392 Před 5 lety +24

    And next week's show wil be how to find your fingers in the wood pile!

    • @cmhowe72
      @cmhowe72 Před 4 lety +1

      It's like bow hunting... jus follow the blood trail.

    • @oneselmo
      @oneselmo Před 3 lety +2

      Simple! Just wear a biker ring on each finger and always keep a metal detector on the job site

  • @larrylong434
    @larrylong434 Před 4 lety +5

    At 4:50 the one with the human spring powered was the best lol.

  • @m_l_hill
    @m_l_hill Před 4 lety +1

    Awesome machines. My favourite is the one with the big spring, powered by hand

  • @swotteh
    @swotteh Před 4 lety +1

    I don't see the "danger" in the second one if you watch what you are doing, AND...it's the quietist one in here...love it.

  • @QueLastima
    @QueLastima Před 3 lety +7

    "And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?"

    • @paulmorris6177
      @paulmorris6177 Před 3 lety +1

      And you may ask yourself, this is not my beautiful wife!

    • @scatdog1
      @scatdog1 Před 3 lety

      Same as it ever was !!

  • @AB-tc1vx
    @AB-tc1vx Před 5 lety +6

    The one shown at 3:18 is no more dangerous than any commercially made log splitter. The keys to safety: NO pinch point between the pusher and the blade, low speed, single actuation each time a log is inserted.

  • @jelt110
    @jelt110 Před rokem +1

    Next video: ten best emergency room amputation/crush injury cases. But ya still gotta love some of these inventions.

  • @reissc655
    @reissc655 Před 3 lety +1

    Man that spring loaded one looks like a guaranteed thumb catcher if your not quick enough to put the log in the middle

  • @saltyspirateden
    @saltyspirateden Před 5 lety +3

    bout 35 years ago I met an old boy that had a contraption like that splitter at 5:00, he had it set up with a froe for making cedar shakes, it worked great.

    • @steamboatwillie8517
      @steamboatwillie8517 Před 5 lety

      The farm at the back of where I lived as a kid had one similar. This was before H& S ruled the world. My Saturday job at 11 was to be given a pocket full of dust shot, a .410 bolt action BSA single shot, and sent to despatch as many rats as I could see in the barns & yards...and got paid for it 5/=. !

    • @MR-rt8bx
      @MR-rt8bx Před 5 lety

      Explain 'froe' please.

    • @joey7422003
      @joey7422003 Před 4 lety

      @@MR-rt8bx czcams.com/video/UZA1J8RHltY/video.html

    • @MR-rt8bx
      @MR-rt8bx Před 4 lety

      @@joey7422003 now i know.

  • @jackwood8307
    @jackwood8307 Před 5 lety +56

    And thats how uncle lefty got his name son.

    • @scottalbert7635
      @scottalbert7635 Před 5 lety +3

      Made me shoot coffee outta my nose - hilarious

    • @jcarry5214
      @jcarry5214 Před 3 lety +1

      I just choked on my drink.
      Reminds me of seeing a guy at the store about thirty years ago with my dad. Dad said "oh look, it's old flying rim. He blew his jaw off overfilling a tire."

  • @robertmacleay495
    @robertmacleay495 Před 3 lety +3

    I need more information about the splitter in the frame 7:38 to 8:56. That machine is both quiet and efficient.Crazy in fact that machine is so quiet I think a newborn baby could sleep next to it

  • @oby-1607
    @oby-1607 Před 5 lety +14

    The old guy with the spring bouncing the splitter up and down is gonna get beaned one day.

    • @cadet117
      @cadet117 Před 4 lety +1

      He probably has once or twice already

    • @dadillen5902
      @dadillen5902 Před 3 lety +1

      No, but he has be Potatoed

    • @oneselmo
      @oneselmo Před 3 lety +2

      His core strength must be amazing.

  • @robertdh685
    @robertdh685 Před 5 lety +3

    The older guy with the spring loaded man powered devise wins. Fast and quiet

  • @MikeL-vu7jo
    @MikeL-vu7jo Před 5 lety +8

    these are some of the most Dangerous contraptions i think i've seen

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit Před 5 lety +3

      That's how our grand parents did things. No corporate entity telling them it's safe because they manufactured it and sold it to said grandparents. But nowadays everyone needs corporate assistance for the slightest inconveniences.

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit Před 4 lety

      @Martin G pfft, they kept the important ones though.

  • @dezman56ford
    @dezman56ford Před 3 lety +3

    Spring and cantilever with a cutting head is brilliant, simple design, no electric or hydraulic power required.

    • @user-fi7pq3xp4t
      @user-fi7pq3xp4t Před 3 lety

      Дед с ручным подпружиненным колуном самый крутой👍 на 4-40

  • @tomwatson9032
    @tomwatson9032 Před 3 lety +11

    1:25 this is the safest one yet... The runway needs to be a trough or "V" shape to hold the wood more securely and prevent the user from having to steady the log. Also the blade should not get close enough to the die to do any damage to a hand.

    • @_garebear
      @_garebear Před rokem +1

      I dunno. 5:40 looks like something the kids would have fun using and do a good job.

    • @tilerman
      @tilerman Před rokem

      That's what i was thinking. That's actually quite an impressive machine and the 2 guys seem competent.

  • @redpoole9323
    @redpoole9323 Před 5 lety +34

    And the guy with the springloaded splitter only needed gloves with 3 fingers. Lol.

  • @joecahill8165
    @joecahill8165 Před 5 lety +18

    I can’t even chew without biting my tongue every now and then.

  • @peterf5318
    @peterf5318 Před 3 lety

    I like all of them, but the 4 and 2 way orange splitter was graceful and powerful and accurate.

  • @rolsen1304
    @rolsen1304 Před 2 lety +1

    The spring loaded one is genius, the only issue I see is that the handle protrudes so much it gets close to the operators head. Just design the handle differently and it's frikking perfect and a far cry better then using a axe.

  • @chrisjames3204
    @chrisjames3204 Před 5 lety +12

    Most of these are less if not no more dangerous than using a chainsaw or axe, but the 2nd and 7th are my favourites, the cut is coming from above and they are both bending down in line and height with it, a stumble or lapse in concentration and it's melon splitting time, the wreck of a work area is a helpful touch too.

  • @pieterklaaskrugmann
    @pieterklaaskrugmann Před 5 lety +8

    Thats right, gloves makes it all safe😂

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool Před 3 lety +1

    3:03
    I have used that kind of splitter before, they are actually pretty common.

  • @user-uu7lv1tf7g
    @user-uu7lv1tf7g Před 4 lety

    Хорошее видео. Все виды в одном собраны. Круто !

  • @nottoday611
    @nottoday611 Před 5 lety +3

    The kids at 4:30 with the hoodie strings around the 3 ft logging blade...jeeesus...

  • @eventfulnonsense
    @eventfulnonsense Před 3 lety +4

    I've work in a can manufacting company almost thirty years ago. And believe me, the press machines I've worked on are far more dangerous than these. We were 40 or so newbies at that time, more than half lost their fingers before our six months contract expired, I'm one of the luckies with ten fingers still intact. The machines above are just child's play in my standards.

    • @scotland2256
      @scotland2256 Před rokem +1

      I worked as a machinist after leaving school, my tradesman was missing a thumb lol

  • @robertblalock5009
    @robertblalock5009 Před rokem +2

    The spring loaded giotene looks to be most dangerous of all the "rigs" I saw. Idea is good but operator takes a lot of chances around the point of impact. Bending and hands close for two examples. Good idea, bit deadly. Thanks

  • @Wadley225
    @Wadley225 Před 4 lety +2

    The one at 4:50 is probably the safest of them all, best and simplest design.

  • @thebluelunarmonkey
    @thebluelunarmonkey Před 4 lety +16

    1) arm remover
    2) skull splitter
    3) hand detacther
    4) log splitter - nice and slow, plenty of room to have hands in middle and not be on the pinching or cutting end

    • @markjones464
      @markjones464 Před 2 lety +1

      I am glad I am only one that
      Thinks most of these are dangerous,
      Slip at wrong time, your Dead or Injured

  • @jefffromjersey52
    @jefffromjersey52 Před rokem

    The Horizontal Log Splitter at 1:23 is actually pretty Good , and practical .. so much faster than Hydraulic .. I would buy that setup..

  • @Trucker1957
    @Trucker1957 Před 5 lety +2

    My favorite part was the pedal steel guitar playing.

  • @TheGezerolee
    @TheGezerolee Před 4 lety +4

    The danger does not come from the machine but from the human ;-)

  • @hellohun7331
    @hellohun7331 Před 5 lety +18

    S
    The grasshopper leg crankmeister 5000 is a good design.

  • @corbman9049
    @corbman9049 Před 2 lety

    Been waiting to see which one could do the knarliest knot log. Those are scary to mess with even with a store bought spliter. 20ton and up though.

  • @issealo7990
    @issealo7990 Před 5 lety +1

    This is so satisfying to watch!

  • @osos231
    @osos231 Před 5 lety +3

    Second one should go on Guiness for being the safest

  • @lukesky4803
    @lukesky4803 Před 5 lety +2

    Made in the UDSSR ;-) Simple but works

  • @watsisbuttndo829
    @watsisbuttndo829 Před rokem

    That spring loaded job!, one sneeze away from a funeral.

  • @tomburton1037
    @tomburton1037 Před 3 lety

    It's amazing how you can double, triple or even quadruple the amount of wood you have by just splitting it.

    • @jimmyday9536
      @jimmyday9536 Před rokem +1

      Even more amazing that after quadrupling the amount of wood you have, it still weighs the same. 😀😜

  • @scottclark798
    @scottclark798 Před 5 lety +3

    So much straight grain wood . Oh to live in the perfect world ! Knots , twisted grain and crotch woods are what I have to split 😥

    • @Beandiptheredneck
      @Beandiptheredneck Před 4 lety +1

      Scott Clark nothing more fun than knotty crappy wood that won’t split for nothing! You can either cut it up with a chainsaw or burn it in a pile outside lol

  • @earlphillips9754
    @earlphillips9754 Před 5 lety +4

    I think they went to the junk yard got a load of junk and then put it together. The winner is the old man with the spring counter balance.

    • @jasnterry1313
      @jasnterry1313 Před 5 lety

      That one will be great for when the power goes out and there's no fuel left, but I kept waiting for him to bang his head on it.

  • @glynrhys68
    @glynrhys68 Před 4 lety +2

    4.40 with the spring is absolute genius.

  • @zeeklevell57
    @zeeklevell57 Před 2 lety

    This is amazing and SO satisfying to watch.

  • @Lightning_Mike
    @Lightning_Mike Před 4 lety +6

    "Now they call me Three finger Joe"