MSSP - Matt Makes A Homeless Friend
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 86 92
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#MattAndShaneSecretPodcast #ShaneGillis #MattMcCusker #MSSP - Komedie
In another life Matt is easily Bub's junkie friend in the early seasons of The Wire
"'I'm a viking, homes"
“Everybody look out, white boy has gotta plan” - Bubs
Omar cummin'
This might be the most accurate comment I’ve ever seen on this sub lol.
He was the kid that always wanted to fight but couldn’t…just a punk ass kid.
Shout out to Shane for shining a light on the abundance of rape that goes on in the homeless community. This light will make sure they can see each other while they are raping each other, instead of doing it in the dark.
They might just scatter into the cracks in the concrete
As a New Yorker, this is NOT funny, and I will not abide by it
@@scottr291 really, I found it hilarious
@@Deo- cool. if i kill you will you still be laughing?
@@scottr291 what’s NOT funny about rape 🧐
“Chocolate covered pretzel” off the dome from the Shaman is too funny
I met a CCP once on the boardwalk, he was in a wheelchair and his buddy went “AYO HOTWHEELS! Get over here!”
That the artistic part of him kicking in
@@Joseph_Tacos ccp😂😂
@@Joseph_Tacoswe all heard hotwheels in grade school
I choked on my food 😂
"Real deal genetic cripplage" was absolutely spectacular 💀💀
Immediately followed up with “double stanky legs” lmao
Double stankied up is hilarious
ohhh lawd not the double stanky
“real deal genetic cripplage”
lmao Dave Attel on there lookin homeless these thumbnails are hillarious
lmao i didnt notice that
Hey dawg ... he's a homeless cat
If bubbles can quit the BMore Smack, Matt can quit the TPorn Faps. Godspeed to the shaman and NOTORIOUS PPOP
Something about when Matt said "he can hit the fashion bug hard" killed me. Haven't thought about fashion bug in so long 😂😂
"aww lawd not double stankies!"
you really can hit the fashion bug hard with $50
this reminds of the time i walked around downtown boston with a homeless man smoking newports. i ended up buying him a $35 bus ticket to rochester new york from south station. i think about him a ton
Can't wait to hear the lads take on the dalai llama situation.
Peepop makes the best thumbnails. Took me like 5 minutes to notice oscar the grouch there, but for whatever reason it made me buckle over with chuckles when i did.
It would be hilarious if you started animating/illustrating their conversations
I don't disagree but that's a HUGE undertaking
@@T_D_B_ that would make these videos take about 3x to 10x longer to make
@@saltyb2363 need a team of Seoul partners like the Simpsons did 👌
Get the fuckin sweat shops going!
@@T_D_B_to bring honouroo ?
chocolate covered pretzel
Matt is the funniest mf alive
"He had polio, ya know he's old"🎉
" Oh lord, not double stankies! "
Haha, wtf is happening?!
"And according to this chart, he's gay."
There’s a clip in which Shane talks about paying a homeless man $20 to practice spinning back fist in him which is GOLD
Lmao an add for pretzels came
Up right in the middle of the chocolate covered pretzel part holy shit I almost crashed my car.
Ayyooooooo
Word 😂
“i was waitin for the bus, sheeeeiiiiit” fucking destroyed me
Which came first,
The cripple or the f#g.
This monologue is nuts lol
Shane's "New Yorker" character is easily one of my most hated character of all time. I immediately want to call him a pussy and karate chop his Adam's apple 😂
Legit Shane used to be so gay on the cast.
Thanks for this one Peepop. Needed it today. Not sure why but the bullshit of the last couple years is weighing on me.
Hope it isnt weighing on you too much. You can talk to us if you need to
@Notorious Peepop appreciate that, mate. You're a good dude. Actually feeling a bit better now. Relistened to the Shamans post 5g synopsis. Reminded me to stop being gay and realize how awesome my life is... and how much more awesome it can be if I want it to be! Though the last couple years were rough, it is what I make it from here forward. Time for dawgs to ascend and take what was always rightfully ours. Let's fucking do this.
@TDBjungle mind linking it? Need me some of the same shamanic therapy
@@turdferguson814 czcams.com/video/NutaU_6TsQY/video.html
Just helped my homie who had to pay a $1000 to clear out a homeless encampment behind his business.
There was an ice chest full of human shit... It was frozen too.
I'll give you 100 usd for it...
@@chrismorris9272 In this economy? Nah bruh, an ice chest full-o-human dook dook is worth more than $100
Davey Jones' locker
I did the same thing for a company I worked for that did removal for a city. Bruh i got so much change and some gold coins as well as boxes of ammo, you just had to mind the copious amounts of uncapped needles lying about.
Also one time there was a freshly slaughtered goat that had been shot with a shotgun, the cops ended up chasing and shooting a homeless guy who had a sawed off shotgun he was using to shoot goats in the middle of a city
@@SuspiciousGanymede Oh, the orange caps and needles were everywhere. His business is right by railroad tracks so it's a prime locale.
We offered them work. Hell, he offered them money to clean everything up. They wanted the money first...
That's crazy dude was shooting goats. I try to talk to my rich sheltered friends about the homeless problem but they are clueless. They usually say some nonsense about getting them better paying jobs and affordable housing. When I explain that they don't want to work, they don't seem to compute the information.
Nice tie in with Matt’s continuing obscure Mortal Kombat references over the years
Who built the cages?
Your clips are always bangers!!!!
Stanky Legs is my favorite bit .😅
Woooo lessgooo dawgz
Matt would be king of Hamsterdam.
Peep poop killed it with the bubbles action shot
Shoutout to the fast stanklegs out there
*also shoutout to the morsel bbg's
Peepop the blessings are bountiful this year, how many more shall we sacrifice at Mayan temples this moon season?
No question, the Gods will feast.
Morsel refers to size or a small portion
Saying it girl looks like a little morsel
Is like saying she's a cute little treat
Morsel is typically in reference to a small treat made of molasses or chocolate syrup
Nothing to do with race....
Matt Choosing to say his girl looks like a chocolate chip instead of saying she's a small sweet treat.... is his choice lol
If I shared how much I love this with anyone I know, they would be very disappointed in me.
Same but who cares this stuff is gold
“Real deal genetic cripplage” is my band name
Peepop with the god level thumbnails
love a good homeless
The Wild Wild West
let’s go, thanks Peepop ❤️
Happy Easter Hangover Day everyone
We are risen
Reggie! I don't know why but in my mind, the tube top gentleman's name is Reggie.. lol
I can't get the mental image out of my head of a guy refusing to get off his horse and one of his feet is pointed the wrong direction.. 😂🤣
I think you're wrong on the HJ though. My dude has to have some monster calluses built up from those extendos!!
The mental image this bit made just kept getting crazier and crazier 😂
1:44 the ensuing discussion 😂
“Walking like a bulldog across 38th street”. I can see it!👍
"He might bust out the chair on a sunday"
matt went for forty in this clip
Chocolate covered pretzel 😂
Just put my dog down 15 mins ago, I needed this 😂
Sorry bro
It's so weird to me that Shane lives in New York. He looks exactly like a guy from Nebraska
I lost it at chocolate covered pretzel
I went IMmediate experience during Covid. Hell yea
Walking like a bulldog - damn that's sharp haha
….this is the best highlight of all time haha damn. Double stankies. FDR should of been double stanky legs lmfao
If there is a hell….
😂😂😂😂
Hell yeah brother
Something about the way they say hoemeless
I’m waitin for the bus shiiiiiiiittt
Lol at the MORTAL KOMBAT friendship banner
You the goat bro
I, for one, do not care about the homeless
Chocolate covered pretzel hahaahahahshshshshshs
Bro this shit had me hella weak
Sup Dawgz and broz
Pretty sure I met the guy Matt’s talking about in Traverse City
urban outdoorsmen
Concrete-craft?
Dirty Mike and The Boys.
lol dave attell
Chocolate covered pretzel…..
Dude I think Shane lives in New York now
I actually really liked the poem
Yes peepop yes
Gold
Bubz waz a Kang!!!!
Read john mcwhorter, not ta-nehisi coates.
Precisely, coates is garbage.
Dude….stanky legs ahhhhhhhhh😂
It's Attell.
Race race race race race race ravens
BUBS!
Ooga booga bunga booga
Well I for one liked the poem
Kendrick was forsure doing a quick snag ‘n nag on that bbw…absolutely sad to see her have to go thru that
THE SHAMAN
A lot of rappers who are black have said they dont care if you say the n word because they wrote the lyrics and have said in interviews the music and lyrics are for everyone
Matt saw Ronnie Coleman
Dudes name was probably Heathcliff
Matt do more standup what the hell is wrong with you lol
Double stanky legs
Lol
hi shane
As a POC gay homeless disabled they/them, I find this incredibly offensive.
💋💋
I'm offensive and I find this video crippled
Is that homeless Dave Attell?
It’s true I became crippled and it made me so gay
Tall, dark and stanky legged!
Witch came first the cripple or the gay
Real deal genetic cripplage
Chocolate pretzel is too far
Keep it going
9:30 "Did you rewind it?"
"No. I chopped and screwed it though"
"FU-FU-FU-FU FUUUUUUUU meeeeeee niiiii-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni- hyeeeega"
actual song made by Dj Screw
Okay assuming your sexuality is something you're born with what came first for the homeless Man the gayness or the cripple
Not double stankies....