FedEx commercial with John Moschitta Jr. (slowed down)

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
  • "Iiiiinnnnn thiiissss fffaaaasssttt mmmooovvviiinnnggg, hhhiiiiiggghhh ppprrresssurrrre, ggett iitt ddonne yyesstterrddaayy wworrlldd, aarrenn'tt yyoouu ggllaaadd tthheerre'ss ooonnneee ccoommppaannyy tthhaatt ccaann kkeeeppp uupp wwiitthh iitt aaaaaallllllll?"

Komentáře • 45

  • @johnmoschitta9830
    @johnmoschitta9830 Před 5 lety +52

    thanks for posting that ... some people think I'm not really saying anything when I talk fast and this clip proves I am!

    • @chenzenzo
      @chenzenzo Před 5 lety +4

      The fact that you were saying such tongue twisters at that incredible speed is mind blowing. Congratulations on your wedding paesano.

    • @pengoslowpo
      @pengoslowpo Před 4 lety +5

      Ah yes it's the renowned John moschitta *CZcams account* ,I'm one of your 0 subscribers!

    • @AdrianTheG
      @AdrianTheG Před 4 lety +1

      John if you wanna go back to the fast lane make videos you'll get mkney👍😊😉

  • @TrackpadProductions
    @TrackpadProductions Před 5 lety +9

    I'm just impressed at how impeccable his enunciation is at the speed he's talking.

  • @pretztel1551
    @pretztel1551 Před 8 lety +63

    everyone sounds drunk

  • @floydewar5880
    @floydewar5880 Před 7 lety +24

    sounds real at 1.5

  • @brodyluvsminecraft3998
    @brodyluvsminecraft3998 Před 6 lety +11

    If you speed it up 2x the speed it sounds normal

    • @P00katube
      @P00katube Před rokem

      1:01 if you slow it down to 0.25x speed, he sounds like he has a bad acid trip

  • @theprimerib
    @theprimerib Před 11 lety +7

    Two questions
    1) How does John Moschitta not burst out laughing at times hearing himself speak the ridiculous script?
    and
    2) When he does burst out laughing, does he also laugh in fast motion?

  • @thehammurabichode7994
    @thehammurabichode7994 Před 6 lety +1

    IIIIIN THIIIIS FAAAAST MOOOVING...

  • @muffinman5741
    @muffinman5741 Před 7 lety +6

    sounds like my brother when he's sleepwalking

  • @TheExpendableMachete
    @TheExpendableMachete  Před 12 lety +7

    Windows Movie Maker to slow down the video.
    Audacity to raise the audio's pitch to normal.

  • @funnyboy044
    @funnyboy044 Před 8 lety +5

    put the speed at 0.5, it's amazing.

  • @P00katube
    @P00katube Před rokem

    1:01 hit the playback speed at 0.25x and look at John Moschitta's eye roll upwards as he sounds like he had a bad acid trip.

  • @sbrechegno
    @sbrechegno Před 3 lety

    The old man will wait 15 endless seconds...hahaha

  • @infinityguyyt
    @infinityguyyt Před 4 lety

    the meeting scene is so funny, especially here

  • @epaddon
    @epaddon Před 7 lety

    0:26. Perfect Lawrence Welk impression!

  • @Odawg96
    @Odawg96 Před rokem

    Wow…he sounds like LORENZO MUSIC (Carlton the Doorman and the original voice of Garfield).

  • @SirHatchporch
    @SirHatchporch Před 11 lety +8

    LMAO! This sounds hilarious this way.

  • @1REACH1
    @1REACH1 Před 6 lety +4

    2x speed for how it really sounded!!

  • @happmacdonald
    @happmacdonald Před 12 lety +1

    Wow, it's good to have some proof the man enunciates properly at mach 6.
    So what's the slowdown factor here? How long was the original commercial?

  • @Tuneman1984
    @Tuneman1984 Před 12 lety +1

    He sounds like Lorenzo Music (voice of Garfield/doorman on Rhoda)

  • @fatalord1353
    @fatalord1353 Před 6 lety

    The real speed of an office

  • @nipulkradmsinatagras8293

    *Eminem:*
    "I am the Rap God that spreads venom."
    *M.G. Kelly:*
    "I am the Rap Devil that eats cereals."
    *John Moschitta, Jr.:*
    Hold my *vodka in a package,* kids!

  • @dulatina
    @dulatina Před 12 lety

    Thank you!

  • @jasonadams4866
    @jasonadams4866 Před 5 lety

    The guy that interviewed for the job sounds like Gomer Pyle. Surprise surprise surprise.

  • @kurtisymca
    @kurtisymca Před 13 lety +1

    everyone is stoned

  • @therealchapdala7131
    @therealchapdala7131 Před 8 lety

    Speed 2 sounds like the moral commercial.

  • @dulatina
    @dulatina Před 12 lety

    Which software was used to slow down the video?

  • @happmacdonald
    @happmacdonald Před 12 lety

    Oh, found it: CUL-qJvQc8A
    original is 30 seconds long, so this is a 4x slowdown. hawt damn xD

  • @SuperCatfire
    @SuperCatfire Před 7 lety

    1:20 he sounded like a fuckin alien

  • @Brinah
    @Brinah Před 11 lety

    that's pretty damn cool!

  • @davida6919
    @davida6919 Před 6 lety

    Sounds real at 2.0

  • @user-jo4mb6hh7t
    @user-jo4mb6hh7t Před 6 lety

    终于能听懂了

  • @bovineintervention6001
    @bovineintervention6001 Před 7 lety +11

    1:35 "Don, it's a dork"
    So close...

    • @Roebey
      @Roebey Před 6 lety +9

      Bovine Intervention He did that intentionally because after doing the last scene flawlessly 29 times, he commented on the fact that John was like a machine, so John said "on the next take I'll leave a mistake in", hence the slip up.
      Go to Great Big Story's video to get more information.

  • @techniclepanther7538
    @techniclepanther7538 Před 7 lety

    You Nork on Friday.

  • @Observer1772
    @Observer1772 Před 6 lety

    Eh cofurlor don lor ten det?

  • @crisjasper7127
    @crisjasper7127 Před 3 lety

    1.25x speed sounds normal to me

  • @ctraltdel3558
    @ctraltdel3558 Před 6 lety

    lol he says yew nork