How to ACTUALLY Survive on a Desert Island

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  • @Prizner
    @Prizner Před 10 měsíci +5622

    Honestly my favorite part was the guy's PP at the beginning

    • @juanguillermorecarte3727
      @juanguillermorecarte3727 Před 10 měsíci +235

      Dude was packing

    • @carloscastro1192
      @carloscastro1192 Před 10 měsíci +30

      Me toi

    • @jimc.goodfellas226
      @jimc.goodfellas226 Před 10 měsíci +62

      I like the honesty

    • @jango7889
      @jango7889 Před 10 měsíci +149

      mines bigger guys
      guys mine is bigger trust me

    • @eggisfun4217
      @eggisfun4217 Před 10 měsíci +40

      my favourite part is how i was wondering what it was till i realized
      and the accuracy that you'd prolly be naked (well its showing primitive human survival so yeah)

  • @Chedarrr
    @Chedarrr Před 10 měsíci +4015

    I love how this looks like an analog horror series but it’s actually just a super chill guy giving good advice

    • @202reece5
      @202reece5 Před 10 měsíci +166

      analog horror is when VHS aesthetics

    • @Chedarrr
      @Chedarrr Před 10 měsíci +94

      @@202reece5 also the unsettling painted (?) visuals

    • @Rfanq
      @Rfanq Před 10 měsíci +41

      The real horror will appear when you try to apply his advice😈

    • @poxnid
      @poxnid Před 10 měsíci +23

      @@202reece5 also unsetteling feeling while watching how to survive somewhere where you don't want to end up

    • @sponge6171
      @sponge6171 Před 10 měsíci +32

      CRT filter does not equal analog horror this is just a funny take on old how to/employee training videos

  • @asahi43
    @asahi43 Před 10 měsíci +2892

    I can’t wait to be stuck on an island, use this advice to stay alive for years, completely lose sanity, and when I’m rescued years later and am asked how I survived I’ll just scream “HORSES”

    • @chapocademesquit
      @chapocademesquit Před 10 měsíci +78

      i love you

    • @TheReal_GigaChad
      @TheReal_GigaChad Před 10 měsíci +11

      ​@@chapocademesquitnobody loves you

    • @lylemata6672
      @lylemata6672 Před 10 měsíci +146

      @@TheReal_GigaChad beta behavior

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia Před 10 měsíci +47

      Just paint a smiley face on a sphere using some blood, name it "Wilson", and you'll stave off the insanity ;)

    • @carloschile1841
      @carloschile1841 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Extremely real comment

  • @hestia7542
    @hestia7542 Před 10 měsíci +723

    4:46 General Survival Tips
    8:15 Finding Water
    14:26 Survival Nutrition
    20:16 Seafood
    25:53 Eating Plants
    28:35 Shelter
    32:07 Fire
    35:39 Cooking Food
    38:11 Smoke Signalling
    39:27 Making Tools
    39:24 Escaping The Island?

    • @Mithic_sk
      @Mithic_sk Před 10 měsíci +5

      Thank you, seriously.

    • @teedubya542
      @teedubya542 Před 10 měsíci +1

      🐐

    • @OlYables
      @OlYables Před 10 měsíci +5

      This video about island survival secretly has one of the best human nutrition breakdowns I’ve heard heard.

    • @gabeteuton
      @gabeteuton Před 9 měsíci

      this should be pinned, just saying

    • @cherylcampbell9369
      @cherylcampbell9369 Před 6 měsíci

      last one sounds so Professor-ish... lol

  • @fredkelly6953
    @fredkelly6953 Před 10 měsíci +814

    I was marooned on a desert island last week and after setting up a signal fire I was able to get broadband. After that I made a simple computer from coconut shells and sea anemones powered by jellyfish. I came across this video on you tube, it gave me so many ideas on how to survive I could have lived quite comfortably for who knows how many weeks. I was actually in the process of installing solar panels made from very thin sheets of volcanic glass and palm leaves when a passing ship noticed the 10 metre seawalls I'd been building around the island as part of a futureproofing initiative for the rising sea levels. They came ashore and found me, thank god.

    • @sarahmchugh4169
      @sarahmchugh4169 Před 10 měsíci +47

      I'm glad you made it back safe lol.

    • @kev4241
      @kev4241 Před 10 měsíci +75

      hard part would be getting the permits for that stuff

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX Před 9 měsíci +12

      Unironically lots of islands are sinking nowadays due to rising sea levels

    • @poutinedream5066
      @poutinedream5066 Před 9 měsíci

      Ive been stuck on this uncharted desert isle for years. There's a professor here but everytime he just about gets us saved, this jackass named Giligan fucks it up.

    • @Puddlethumper
      @Puddlethumper Před 9 měsíci +37

      He's totally lying. I was on the ship that rescued him, in fact I was the one who found him on the beach his "10 metre sea walls" were a line of sticks on the sand and he was in the process of biting off his own toe nails because he "knows how to use them as staples". He's a dangerously crazy individual.

  • @magronorph5029
    @magronorph5029 Před 10 měsíci +858

    As someone that never goes on overseas transport, and barely leaves my house, I found this guide very informative and helpful.

  • @otavio048
    @otavio048 Před 10 měsíci +754

    How to survive in a deserted island:
    1:Have fun and be yourself❤

  • @stephanieparker1250
    @stephanieparker1250 Před 10 měsíci +89

    I love the work training style of this video. I feel ready to begin my career as a “lost on a tropical island” employee.

  • @vexed832
    @vexed832 Před 10 měsíci +23

    "The beach is dangerous!
    The sun will give you sun poisoning" and "avoid the sun!" In flashing text with this video style really gives me analogue horror vibes

  • @aperson336
    @aperson336 Před 11 měsíci +9127

    Thanks this is very useful, I currently am stuck on a desert island and this video has saved me many times

  • @mickeymcafee7615
    @mickeymcafee7615 Před 10 měsíci +1524

    Seriously, I've tried to explain the importance in survival situations of vitamins and minerals etc. I read once where a man survived 90 days at sea. He had cans of water. But he started craving various organs and parts of the fish he'd catch such as eyes and liver. Somehow his mind told his body what to eat. He survived. Listen to your body.

    • @guyman1570
      @guyman1570 Před 10 měsíci +201

      Liver is typically a tissue filled with many dangerous substances undergoing various processes of biological breakdown.
      In other words, an awful gamble to make if you're going to eat liver, especially when in a weakened condition.

    • @DG-iw3yw
      @DG-iw3yw Před 10 měsíci +132

      True, eating husky liver is what killed some arctic dudes

    • @brawndothethirstmutilator9848
      @brawndothethirstmutilator9848 Před 10 měsíci

      @guyman1570, This is false. Organ meats, including liver, have been a part of ancestral human diets since long before recorded history.

    • @coppurt
      @coppurt Před 10 měsíci +425

      What if my body is telling me to eat a CruchWrap Supreme with extra cheese

    • @joshuah.4496
      @joshuah.4496 Před 10 měsíci +236

      @@guyman1570 while this is true for some animals, such as polar bears where they’re liver is so vitamin filled you’ll actually overdose on vitamins from eating it, it’s generally not the case with fish. Just about every fish organ is safe and edible (with very few exceptions like pufferfish as the video mentioned) and you should absolutely eat them if starving on a desert island. There’s vitamins and nutrients in organs that aren’t in the meat and they’ll help keep you alive. You just need to make sure they’re thoroughly cooked first, same as regular fish fillets

  • @shurgars
    @shurgars Před 10 měsíci +106

    This video is so soothing to me. It makes me feel that even if I was stranded on a desert island, everything will be fine.

    • @natalyst
      @natalyst Před 6 měsíci +1

      just remember, if you skip eating plants, you WILL die!

  • @mauz791
    @mauz791 Před 10 měsíci +60

    Also, dried coconut husks from the tree or from the fruit are incredibly useful for fire kindling. Also, coconuts do not have milk in it, it has liquid endosperm i.e. coconut water and hard'jellly like endosperm. The dried coconut mentioned before hardens the 'coconut endosperm' gives coconut oil when crushed, or can be a high calorie snack if needed. It's a delicious thing, and very useful. Shoutout to coconuts 🔥

    • @wallywonka808
      @wallywonka808 Před 10 měsíci

      grating the meat of a mature coconut and pressed will give you coconut milk.

    • @WalkerRileyMC
      @WalkerRileyMC Před 9 měsíci

      It's both. It's a regional thing. the liquid is either called water or milk depending where you live.

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis Před 7 měsíci

      I ate a coconut once. When I finally got the damn thing open (it wasn't easy), there was no liquid inside, only a white interior that felt like eating a brick. My teeth hurt for days after I finally finished it, lol.

    • @AndroidNoir-L06k
      @AndroidNoir-L06k Před měsícem +2

      ​@@JohnGardnerAlhadisprolly an old coconut then?

    • @lorettabes4553
      @lorettabes4553 Před 19 dny +1

      Coconut fruit/meat is supposed to be soft. You probably had an old one ​@@JohnGardnerAlhadis

  • @bookofroger
    @bookofroger Před rokem +859

    Really digging the 80s instructional video format!

  • @Deadinaditchofficial
    @Deadinaditchofficial Před 10 měsíci +1009

    I’m not sure why I’m watching this as if my survival depended on it…. But you made a video as convincing as can be….. well done. Hard work paid off

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 Před 10 měsíci

      Same

    • @Kamehaiku
      @Kamehaiku Před 10 měsíci +3

      Same here too. I live on an island but definitely not a deserted one.

    • @leachatee
      @leachatee Před 8 měsíci

      Never know when you might need it!

    • @slashifyu1453
      @slashifyu1453 Před 8 měsíci

      Your watching for dopamine

  • @sovietplatypus2522
    @sovietplatypus2522 Před 10 měsíci +48

    I’ve always loved the idea that I could survive in extreme conditions. When I found out I needed glasses when I was 10 I thought “damn maybe I wouldn’t have survived a few thousand years ago as a hunter gatherer.”. A few years after that I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes and for some reason it’s so hard for me to live with the fact that I couldn’t even survive in some parts of the world today, and nowhere more than 100 years ago.

    • @ciaranobrien8709
      @ciaranobrien8709 Před 9 měsíci +3

      You would survive, the fact you are thinking about it gives you an edge ❤

    • @sovietplatypus2522
      @sovietplatypus2522 Před 9 měsíci +9

      @@ciaranobrien8709 nah, I give myself 2 weeks

    • @supersonicfan3522
      @supersonicfan3522 Před 8 měsíci

      Computers and phones can change the shape of your eyes so you could have been fine a long time ago

    • @sovietplatypus2522
      @sovietplatypus2522 Před 8 měsíci

      @@supersonicfan3522 read on, my friend

    • @owlthepirate5997
      @owlthepirate5997 Před 8 měsíci +4

      It's impossible to change the shape of ur eyes.. lmao!!

  • @syrekongen982
    @syrekongen982 Před 10 měsíci +14

    In Denmark, there is a show called Øen(The Island) where 14 people go to an island in Panama and have to survive for 30 days. A lot of these tips are demonstrated in the show. It's worth watching if you cancfind it with english subtitles.
    Btw, crab lungs arent toxic. They just taste really bad.
    Great vid.

    • @josephjohnson6849
      @josephjohnson6849 Před 10 měsíci

      Yea they're called Deadman where I'm from

    • @yaemz123
      @yaemz123 Před 10 měsíci +6

      @@josephjohnson6849 They are not toxic, but they are also not digestible, and they taste horrible.

    • @bennichols1113
      @bennichols1113 Před 7 měsíci

      Those shows always last a month because humans can last about a month without food if they have water.

  • @pasha92
    @pasha92 Před 10 měsíci +473

    I like the demeanor of this guy. "Do not skip plants in your diet. You will die."

    • @Skrenja
      @Skrenja Před 10 měsíci +36

      Me, who has been eating 98% meat for decades: 😕

    • @wyrdean_9649
      @wyrdean_9649 Před 10 měsíci

      Well, @@Skrenja, you will die
      Just a matter of time

    • @the_infinexos
      @the_infinexos Před 10 měsíci +23

      ​@@Skrenja98, but not 100

    • @Ne1170
      @Ne1170 Před 10 měsíci

      He builds amazing computers so I wouldn't doubt it 😂

    • @royisdabest
      @royisdabest Před 10 měsíci +11

      @@the_infinexosif you knew anything about nutrition, then you would realize you dont need plants to survive

  • @woooooaaaaah1870
    @woooooaaaaah1870 Před 10 měsíci +6

    I have been waterloss minimizing in my day to day life ever since I found this video and now im fitter and happier than I ever was before. I haven’t spoken a word in months, I just nose breathe - competely sober

  • @napalmholocaust9093
    @napalmholocaust9093 Před 10 měsíci +27

    Legit stuff to add,;- 1, build a fish stockade trap (some were a mile of more long) between tide lines so any lingering fish are caught when the tide drops without any effort and they can be funneled to another covered pool (for birds) and kept alive for days. 2, rusty rocks may by pyrite and pyrite will spark if stuck with another hard stone. 3, a ring of fresh ashes is a partial deterrent around your "house" for insects and snakes ( I've slept right over a big piles of leaves I burned. Just swept-out a spot in the middle). 4. Eat brains and gonads. They are fat. You won't make it on lean meat as mentioned. Bones are food. Just paste them with a rock in your coconut cup I guess. 5. All polypore (gill-less) shelf mushrooms (no classic stalk) are not poisonous. Some will be wood like. The broth from cooked ones is nutritional no matter how tough they are. Ganaderma is global. 6, split bamboo are used as blades often. Dulls fast but there's more around easy. 7, spit on your cordage when you roll it on the top of your leg with your palm. Old ladies making the first ply for hemp rope chew leaves of something to keep it flowing. 8, rub mud into scales or feathers and coat the animal with a few inches of it and bake in the coals. When you peel ot off it takes the skin and you don't have to scale or pluck. 9. There are several tropical honeybees that are smaller and under leaves instead of in something. There's the only sugar you'll get and a known antibiotic and food preservative.

  • @KarolOfGutovo
    @KarolOfGutovo Před 10 měsíci +234

    A thing I heard about the plant testing thing - do all of these to a boiled plant. Boiling makes plants safer, so it might ensure that you don't discard a plant that's edible when cooked.

    • @noah4822
      @noah4822 Před 10 měsíci +6

      yeah but wont boiling plants strip alot of the nutriants and vitamins out?

    • @KarolOfGutovo
      @KarolOfGutovo Před 10 měsíci +32

      @@noah4822 they end up in the water you used to boil them, and you can always take the safe-when-boiled plant and test it again for if it's safe when uncooked
      Edit: well, some nutrients do decompose under heat.

    • @fulvio3211
      @fulvio3211 Před 10 měsíci +12

      Also some nutrients became available only when cooked so it's usually a win-win to cook plants

    • @KarolOfGutovo
      @KarolOfGutovo Před 10 měsíci +13

      @@fulvio3211 To be fair, the main thing you NEED plants for, that you can't substitute, is vitamin C which iirc readily decomposes at heat.

    • @yaemz123
      @yaemz123 Před 10 měsíci +15

      @@KarolOfGutovo steeping various evergreen (pine, fir, cedar, etc) needles in hot (not boiling) water to drink is a good way to extract vitamin C.

  • @Viralsmells
    @Viralsmells Před 10 měsíci +211

    Pro tip for moving in jungle environments: don’t touch a surface you can’t see.

    • @aIexemre
      @aIexemre Před 10 měsíci +34

      approved
      currently in seychelles, where the climate is quite tropical - i do not want to traverse on a hike and go to reach blindly for a tree trunk to move myself more efficiently, on the off chance i touch some goop or a snail

    • @user-gn1cl9ix7p
      @user-gn1cl9ix7p Před 9 měsíci +4

      That's pretty good advice in general.

    • @ensenadorjones4224
      @ensenadorjones4224 Před měsícem

      Step on a sharp creature with bare feet in the water while fishing. You will regret it bigly.

  • @PossessedPotatoBird
    @PossessedPotatoBird Před 10 měsíci +8

    This is why “vitamin supplements” is the most underrated answer to “if you could choose (#) things to bring to a deserted island”

    • @WilhelmFreidrich
      @WilhelmFreidrich Před 7 měsíci

      I would bring a helicopter.

    • @PossessedPotatoBird
      @PossessedPotatoBird Před 7 měsíci

      @@WilhelmFreidrich do you know how to pilot a helicopter? Personally I’d bring my country, so America is just somewhere in the South Pacific instead of where it currently is.
      Actually this would have its benefits, while being further from Europe is bad we are much closer to east Asia so it opens some nice trade opportunities

    • @JGnLAU8OAWF6
      @JGnLAU8OAWF6 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Best thing to bring is working Personal Locator Beacon.

  • @karmatraining
    @karmatraining Před 10 měsíci +5

    Ah, stonefish! We call them rock puppies in Australia, and they're very common and the reason we like to wear fairly serious footwear in shallow ocean water

  • @chaytonsheargold3210
    @chaytonsheargold3210 Před 10 měsíci +185

    Part of me now worries that watching this has included me in a horror movie esk scenario where I am now a candidate to be captured during my sleep, made unconscious and dropped onto a dessert island filled with hidden cameras in an experiment to see how far my knowledge of this video alone can be used to survive there haha

    • @TheDramacist
      @TheDramacist Před 10 měsíci +25

      You foreshadowed your own grim future.

    • @AirLancer
      @AirLancer Před 10 měsíci +22

      Mmmm, a dessert island. I hope mine is fudge brownies.

    • @twzrrprz
      @twzrrprz Před 10 měsíci +2

      Me too. lol

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 Před 10 měsíci +8

      Truman Show: Survival version

    • @Brave_Sir_Robin
      @Brave_Sir_Robin Před 10 měsíci +3

      Ha ha ha! no way! 😀👍

  • @the_real_Kurt_Yarish
    @the_real_Kurt_Yarish Před 10 měsíci +297

    Another reason to avoid using rocks as a cooking surface is that, depending on the type of stone and its physical properties, you run the risk of the rock cracking open violently or even exploding due to heat expansion.
    Another thing to note is that, you can avoid destroying wooden containers while using them to cook via boiling over a fire by ensuring the flames do not rise above the water level inside the container. The water will conduct the heat out of the container faster than it can burn this way. Besides using bamboo, wooden containers can be constructed using strips of inner tree bark either sown or folded together to make rudimentary cups and bowls (think of something like a Chinese take-out box, or a pocket-shapped sown container for inspiration).

    • @dany2217
      @dany2217 Před 10 měsíci

      Theory, theory and more theory. The practice is easier.

    • @bobbakian7369
      @bobbakian7369 Před 10 měsíci

      Facts

    • @dimetrekorsikov5643
      @dimetrekorsikov5643 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Gilligan used coconut shells and that's good enough for me.

    • @josephjohnson6849
      @josephjohnson6849 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Also tin foil (provided that this floats up as trash).

    • @mkzhero
      @mkzhero Před 10 měsíci +2

      Avoid them as cooking surfaces? Yes, but why would you... Avoid the completely? No, heating rocks to throw into water to boil it is extremely useful. Of course might require testing so they don't explode, but generally safe, especially those you find by the sea

  • @user-wk4ee4bf8g
    @user-wk4ee4bf8g Před měsícem +1

    I like how Don't Starve includes sanity as one of the primary traits you have to maintain, like hunger and temp control, that's just good sense. A lot of good advice in your video, nice work.

  • @lucianosschlieper
    @lucianosschlieper Před 7 měsíci +3

    2 things:
    once I eat only rice for 45+ days. I got sick... looked sick and started to develop infections from nowhere.
    once I eat a unknown tree nut, very tasty. 30 minutes later my sense of smell was boosted to 300%. 15 minutes more I was vomiting like a rocket engine. A couple more moments later I was also shitting myself. No toilet paper, just leaves with allergic compounds. Very nice experience.

  • @left4twenty
    @left4twenty Před 10 měsíci +151

    An important note with fire bows/plows: the wood you're working to get your powder is an important ingredient, not all wood is created equally. You need a very dry wood with relatively small grains. If you are having little luck with your current piece, it can be wise to find a different type of wood rather than wearing yourself out trying to work wood thats unsuitable

  • @fmeu7733
    @fmeu7733 Před 10 měsíci +55

    Brings me back to when I studied the SAS handbook as a twelve year old, preparing for inevitable disaster. Love it

  • @white_mage
    @white_mage Před 10 měsíci +4

    i wasn't expecting this format, i loved it. its also well explained and not rushed as fast as possible like 99% of the videos about anything on youtube, so i actually paid attention and tried to understand what i could.

  • @schmechel6888
    @schmechel6888 Před 10 měsíci +16

    Love the plant edibility test, I’ve been subconsciously conducting that test on kale and sprouts for years!!! But seriously; thanks to all the crazy people who ate poisonous plants so we could cross them off the list 🤭

    • @yaemz123
      @yaemz123 Před 10 měsíci +10

      I'm still trying to figure out how someone discovered how to make pokeweed edible. You have to boil it, drain it, cool then boil it again, to make it safe to eat, and this is only for the young leaves and stems. So who was it that watched his buddy die eating it raw, then watched another buddy die after boiling it up, and figured "maybe if I boil it a second time?"

  • @sogagamer
    @sogagamer Před 10 měsíci +482

    Could you make one for other climates? I think it would be cool to see how they compare

    • @iwvaksindustries
      @iwvaksindustries Před 10 měsíci +34

      yeah it'd be cool to get this for a temperate/european climate, i wonder if its as dangerous as in the tropics

    • @bwackbeedows3629
      @bwackbeedows3629 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Deserts would amazing. However, I think nautical knowledge is Horses' specialty.

    • @Thetarget1
      @Thetarget1 Před 10 měsíci +11

      @@iwvaksindustries It´s considerably tougher, as you have the same dangers as the tropics + you´re constantly in danger of freezing to death.

    • @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506
      @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 Před 10 měsíci +34

      ​@@Thetarget1also less wild fruits and fish. I was looking out into the woods and realized, it's much easier to catch tropical fish then to hunt small animals in a pine forrest

    • @notanotherfuckingnikki
      @notanotherfuckingnikki Před 10 měsíci +1

      I'd like to see this too! Mountainous, forested, swamplands, desert and probably most helpful would be urban areas of different climates. Because let's face it, a MFer ending up homeless is a bigger threat than anything else these days.

  • @cohensams
    @cohensams Před 10 měsíci +128

    Thank you for making a retro looking video that actually looks retro. It's usually overdone, but this one is done perfectly.

  • @justme8593
    @justme8593 Před 5 měsíci

    i really love this channel i can’t express how much i love everything, the visuals the narration the throughly researched info i can’t express how calming yet attention grabbing this channel is

  • @Broesky
    @Broesky Před 9 měsíci +3

    I really appreciate your soft and gentle speaking, it's so nice to hear, and allows me to get into the story you are telling. It's a pleasant contrast to the crowd. Thank you for being you :) p.s. Your choice of music in addition to your voice creates a soothing hypnotic state.

  • @trentsmith2964
    @trentsmith2964 Před 10 měsíci +44

    An important thing missing in the burning bamboo thing. Bamboo has pockets that explode and send ash and embers flying. If you only have it to burn make sure you split it first.

  • @DDxRaptor
    @DDxRaptor Před 10 měsíci +49

    This came to me recommended and I have to say, I'm very impressed with the honesty in here. No clickbait, no nothing, just good information. I salute you sir

  • @UnusualDomenic
    @UnusualDomenic Před 8 měsíci +13

    Dude stop with the jokes, i need tips fast. Im stranded and my phones on 3%

  • @williamlemens9104
    @williamlemens9104 Před 10 měsíci +6

    This is an awesome video!
    A few minor nits
    - The zebrafish you must be wary of are of the genus Pterois, not those Danio rerio sold in pet stores you had pictured.
    - Crab lungs aren't poisonous, just gross.

    • @TheErraticdream
      @TheErraticdream Před 10 měsíci

      Yep, I noticed these small errors as well. Additionally, the edible part of the sea urchin is actually its reproductive organ (despite sometimes being called sea urchin roe).
      Really enjoyed the video overall, learned a lot of things in the off-chance I randomly wake up on a deserted island one day.

    • @allrounder7003
      @allrounder7003 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@TheErraticdream Also the SAS isn't really comparable with the Navy Seals, that's the SBS.

  • @JesseP.Watson
    @JesseP.Watson Před 10 měsíci +128

    This is a real work of art, as an editor myself, I do appreciate your style... the type setting and colours, very nicely done. ...A most pleasant escape you have created.

  • @ComeWatchTV
    @ComeWatchTV Před rokem +69

    One of the best channels on CZcams, great vid!

  • @benwilliams3469
    @benwilliams3469 Před 8 měsíci +2

    your channel is what public access television would be if passionate people filled the ranks. love your style and topical acuity! your hard work is much appreciated!

  • @billysgeo
    @billysgeo Před 10 měsíci +5

    I remember reading the SAS guide again and again as a teenager. I remember the “rub the plant on the inside of your elbow” part, the distilling methods and the shelter types. I’m happy to report that no skill learned from the boos has ever been needed, so far

    • @bennichols1113
      @bennichols1113 Před 7 měsíci

      I have used a rope harness from 80s combat and survival mags.

  • @mhuzzell
    @mhuzzell Před 10 měsíci +100

    If there's any chance your desert island is in the Caribbean, you should learn in advance to recognise the manchineel tree. This can kill you just with prolonged contact, even if you don't ingest it.

    • @Dryym
      @Dryym Před 10 měsíci

      They can kill you without you even coming into contact with it. You just need to stand under one while it's raining and then your skin will blister from the sap dissolved in the water. And then if the blisters get infected, Bye bye.

    • @fre2725
      @fre2725 Před 10 měsíci +9

      The first thing I thought of when he said to prioritize fruits. Manchineel apples kill. 💀

    • @blackbway
      @blackbway Před 10 měsíci +9

      I've lived in the Caribbean for most of my life and I don't know this plant in person. I've been seeing it on the internet time after time since the past 8 years. Being searching for it in person, haven't found it yet.

    • @mhuzzell
      @mhuzzell Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@blackbway I've seen one on St. John, USVI. I was all :O but my cousin who's from there was just like "oh yeah just don't touch it, it's fine".

    • @sock7896
      @sock7896 Před 10 měsíci +6

      just use the process for determining safety of vegetation, the machineel hurts apparently so it will become apparent quickly

  • @Skitty235
    @Skitty235 Před 10 měsíci +50

    Love this video but it made me realize that I'm not getting nearly enough nutrition as someone who's NOT stranded on an island

  • @hardingtoplis6980
    @hardingtoplis6980 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Wow, what a wonderfully encouraging story. Thank you for bringing us hope, Mr. Vobes!

  • @witherwarrior5540
    @witherwarrior5540 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Never seen an editing style like this and I absolutely love it. Great job man!

  • @pavelslama5543
    @pavelslama5543 Před 10 měsíci +39

    11:30 Do not just smash rocks into the coconut. Thats the fastest way to cut yourself. Use one sharp rock against the coconut, and smash that rock with a piece of wood, or another coconut if there isnt any wood around. Its a bit more awkward to do, but it mostly prevents any injuries.

    • @blackbway
      @blackbway Před 10 měsíci +1

      Get a nice size strong, straight piece of stick about 3ft long. Sharpen both ends. Drive one end onto the ground about a foot deep. The sharp end that is pointing up can tear open a coconut in seconds with a little practice.
      Can work with green coconuts, but work much better with brown coconuts.
      If you're not going to climb the tree, you will most likely be harvesting brown coconuts anyway.

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 Před 10 měsíci +9

      ​@@blackbwayit seems like making a spear is just a good idea in general. Probably not going to have any animals to stab with it on an island, but having a sharp stick is just so versatile

    • @ambiguousdrink4067
      @ambiguousdrink4067 Před 10 měsíci

      @@georgiykireev9678 Whenever I see sharp thing my monkey brain activates and tells me "yeah, I need that"

    • @A_Simple_Neurose
      @A_Simple_Neurose Před 7 měsíci

      @@georgiykireev9678 A sharp stick is basically another appendage. Primal man has used it for thousands of years and it's basically one of the most simple and effective tools ever invented. Everything from creating levers to spearing or help when climbing. If you're in a survival situation and have a problem, you can probably solve or improve it with a stick. Sticks are just that incredible.

  • @solitaryfables1335
    @solitaryfables1335 Před 10 měsíci +25

    I absolutely love this video! The information is delivered so well and feels rightly paced, as well as the whole visual aspect I CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT

  • @hugokeys602
    @hugokeys602 Před 5 měsíci

    What a great and really enjoyable, informative video.
    I love the relaxing "holiday" music in the background as if describing bring on holidays, not surviving!

  • @toddlosure4793
    @toddlosure4793 Před 7 měsíci +2

    This info is spot on. This is the exact methods and techniques taught at the most advanced US military survival schools.

  • @hailthegodofmlgsnoopdoggso9009
    @hailthegodofmlgsnoopdoggso9009 Před 10 měsíci +101

    Been craving some chill commentary narratives lately, glad i stumbled upon you bro! Earned yourself a sub!

  • @bundysbunkerage257
    @bundysbunkerage257 Před 11 měsíci +33

    Sometimes the infamously enigmatic algorithm hits the Spot. I (therefore 'it' ^^) discovered your channel today and it's causing quite a binge'ish afternoon. Great combination of visuals, topics & nuanced information. Thank you.

    • @SofaKingShit
      @SofaKingShit Před 10 měsíci +4

      Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
      BTW thanks for showing how to spell binge'ish.

    • @criswellpictures
      @criswellpictures Před 10 měsíci +1

      Same but it was a few days ago and I added it to my watch later

  • @AbirTarafdar
    @AbirTarafdar Před 10 měsíci +3

    Lofi and hideously presented. I love it. 80s graphics, standard definition, muzak and sprite animations. Excellent.

  • @elhombrealex404
    @elhombrealex404 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Honestly this is a great video I don’t care about the subject but the format is so perfect thanks man

  • @bayazh6931
    @bayazh6931 Před 10 měsíci +7

    The most stereotypical thing to watch late night.. thank you best 2-3am material I could've imagine

  • @jmi967
    @jmi967 Před 10 měsíci +71

    I’ve always heard the warnings about tall solitary trees but never really understood how the tree gets that tall if it's that prone to being struck.

    • @unumwetwetwe
      @unumwetwetwe Před 10 měsíci +11

      maybe it didn't grew as a solitary tree, but due to things happening became alone ? idk man

    • @salt_liqueur
      @salt_liqueur Před 10 měsíci +12

      Lots of other tall trees that the lightning angels hate more/need to destroy first

    • @s_cuzz
      @s_cuzz Před 10 měsíci

      its made by nature. they get hit and then fire brakes out. This is to get rid of old trees and shit in woods. Then its growing again. Nature has it all my man

    • @anthonytravis1420
      @anthonytravis1420 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Its the last one standing

    • @cupkelpie4656
      @cupkelpie4656 Před 10 měsíci +7

      lightning often misses its target so even if the tree itself doesn't get struck, the surroundig area will

  • @cherylcampbell9369
    @cherylcampbell9369 Před 6 měsíci +1

    One of the first things i would do is make or obtain a sturdy walking staff. You can probe ahead in water, or on land. You can prevent slips and falls. Can be used for minor protection against critters.

  • @Breezegod
    @Breezegod Před 10 měsíci +4

    I’m still a little dumbfounded that this channel still isn’t at 1M+ subs yet. S-tier content, some of the best on CZcams.

  • @therealhussein
    @therealhussein Před 10 měsíci +97

    Not alot of people talk about how genius the editing is

    • @whiterottenrabbit
      @whiterottenrabbit Před 10 měsíci +2

      Yeah, I love how the aspect ratio is fucked up all the goddamn time!

    • @jaxsolaris1177
      @jaxsolaris1177 Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@whiterottenrabbitfound the guy who doesn’t get invited to parties

    • @ccampbell3945
      @ccampbell3945 Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@@whiterottenrabbit this but unironically

    • @heroe1486
      @heroe1486 Před 9 měsíci

      ​​@@jaxsolaris1177 I bet most people using that line don't either

    • @jaxsolaris1177
      @jaxsolaris1177 Před 9 měsíci

      @@heroe1486 I AM the party

  • @everywhereattheendofemilyp7488
    @everywhereattheendofemilyp7488 Před 10 měsíci +76

    Finally, a step by step guide on how to escape modernity! But how do I reach my new island paradise?

    • @kayo5011
      @kayo5011 Před 10 měsíci +26

      crashing your plane is a must

    • @theSemiChrist
      @theSemiChrist Před 10 měsíci +23

      But be careful not to let cannibals steal your kid.

    • @thedrugthatkilled
      @thedrugthatkilled Před 10 měsíci +12

      Get a job at UPS, make a plan to propose to your significant other & then board the doomed aircraft. Maybe go to the dentist before that, just for convenience.

    • @dongately2817
      @dongately2817 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@thedrugthatkilled- I think you mean FedEx, not UPS.

    • @flippopotamuss
      @flippopotamuss Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@dongately2817 fed ex is so 10 yrs ago... modernize maaaaan

  • @Stalennin
    @Stalennin Před 9 měsíci +14

    Is there any chance you could make one but for the mountains or something? I really enjoy listening to your narration, it's very soothing and there's a far higher chance I'd be stranded there than some island in the pacific

  • @Murpler
    @Murpler Před 10 měsíci +52

    Can we just appreciate how much effort and research went into this video? Most videos take subjects like this jokingly, but this guy, nah he’s a PROFESSIONAL.

    • @Murpler
      @Murpler Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@kimjongil4real I just really liked this video, and wanted to give a bit of encouragement. Doesn’t hurt anybody and benefits the creator by commenting. This comment section is a place to share thoughts about the video anyways. And I just wanted to share my opinion, and if many others already had the same thoughts as me, that’s great, means the creator has a bunch of fans.

    • @STARxTCR
      @STARxTCR Před 10 měsíci

      @@kimjongil4real let people enjoy things life is short. Using your words to praise something is entirely okay and you're disrespecting them by trying to act like you own what they are allowed to say and feel and think. You don't.

  • @JJ-Schmidt
    @JJ-Schmidt Před 10 měsíci +20

    Important to note: if you get stranded and have coke or find any, you’ll get dehydrated faster if you do it so keep that in mind

    • @plsno8125
      @plsno8125 Před 10 měsíci +3

      that wont stop me from doing it

    • @danieltukua4527
      @danieltukua4527 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@plsno8125I think they mean Coca Cola. Not cocaine lmao

    • @walter9240
      @walter9240 Před 10 měsíci

      @@danieltukua4527lmao absolute fiend

    • @PortCityBalrog
      @PortCityBalrog Před 10 měsíci +8

      Shit if a kilo washes up I'm definitely doing that

    • @TheDramacist
      @TheDramacist Před 10 měsíci

      Im confused. Are you saying coca cola dehydrates more than coke the narcotic?

  • @EnkefalosVermisArchive
    @EnkefalosVermisArchive Před 11 měsíci +24

    i love everything about this video, the topic is interesting and the way you show it in the video is fun and intresting

  • @aGrapeInUtero
    @aGrapeInUtero Před 10 měsíci +7

    Easy. Just find your nearest tree, break it, and then use it to build a crafting table. Break some grass for seeds, make a hoe, and you’re set. Just make sure to build a shelter to avoid mobs at night ✅

    • @Laku987654321
      @Laku987654321 Před 9 měsíci

      Where can i find diamonds on my Island??

  • @tomnyskull
    @tomnyskull Před 10 měsíci

    Its 45°C where i live and your tips for avoiding water loss are pretty useful here, ty! I would add to be aware of your body, mind fog, nausea and disorganized thoughts can mean youre really dehidrated and need to find shade asap

  • @KarolOfGutovo
    @KarolOfGutovo Před 10 měsíci +26

    35:10 smoky fires can also be used to slightly preserve foods, just hang your morsels near it and then they'll be stored in a space that bugs generally tend to avoid, and get a bit of potentially tasty smoky flavor.
    EDIT: as @bwackbeedows3629 pointed out this might not always be safe.

    • @bwackbeedows3629
      @bwackbeedows3629 Před 10 měsíci +14

      That depends on the fuel being used. Plenty of wood that's useful for burning can be deadly if used for food preservation.

    • @oxygenenjoyer1712
      @oxygenenjoyer1712 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@bwackbeedows3629wdym like if the wood is rotten or is the chemicals burnt off toxic in some way?

    • @esk3let1c05
      @esk3let1c05 Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@oxygenenjoyer1712carbon monoxide

    • @oxygenenjoyer1712
      @oxygenenjoyer1712 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@esk3let1c05 oh

    • @whcw11
      @whcw11 Před 10 měsíci +7

      ​@@esk3let1c05I don't think that's the correct answer

  • @avoadrian1402
    @avoadrian1402 Před 10 měsíci +11

    Thanks, I'm in the Philippines and my tour guide left me on one the islands, this is my second day. Appreciate the help

  • @jimmarshall3724
    @jimmarshall3724 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The artwork on these videos is just fantastic! I love how it breaks with all youtube conventions

  • @fahmimuhammad440
    @fahmimuhammad440 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Bamboo fact :
    1. The surface has a lot of mini sharp hairs that can cause skin irritation. (very annoying and quite hard to get rid) you should clean it before processing
    2. Unsplitted bamboo is basically a continuous chamber separated by joints, so it'll explode if you burn it
    3. Some bamboo chamber can contain water or larva inside
    ( I live in tropical country)

  • @jmi967
    @jmi967 Před 10 měsíci +64

    Interesting how abbreviated the SAS version of the universal edibility test is in comparison to the US Army version which takes 24 hours per part of each plant.
    Essentially, you're going to spend your starvation time trying to find parts of plants you can eat

    • @checker297
      @checker297 Před 10 měsíci +13

      i mean, as long as you have water and are able to catch fish/animals etc you wont die of nutrient deficiency until after a couple of months, while many plants are extremely toxic and can kill you within minutes. Its probably very dependent on the situation (ie have you been hunting/fishing successfully or do you have to resort to eating plants)

    • @jmi967
      @jmi967 Před 10 měsíci +10

      @@checker297 "resort to eating plants"? Let me guess, you don't like vegetables.
      Seriously, did you watch the video? Plants are an absolute necessity in a long term survival situation. It is impossible to get all of your nutrients from meat or plants alone, you have to eat both.
      And you can't be eating ANYTHING else during either universal edibility test.

    • @MaximusLongus
      @MaximusLongus Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@jmi967 resort to eating plants within the first days because you're unable to acquire food in any other way for the time being. An unknown plant might be toxic but eating one more quickly may be better than dying of starvation.

    • @Skrenja
      @Skrenja Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@jmi967I am calling BS. You can live off meat alone for a very long time.

    • @josephjohnson6849
      @josephjohnson6849 Před 10 měsíci

      @Skrenja look at inuit of the artic. They do eat plants, but nothing much. Mostly a meat based diet.

  • @colostomybag9201
    @colostomybag9201 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Glad i get to experience this chanel before its gonna blow up because of the outstanding thoughtfulness that goes into production of these videos

  • @juliafowlkes848
    @juliafowlkes848 Před 8 měsíci

    this is such an amazing and beautifully constructed video. cinematographically speaking, this goes hard

  • @wheressteve
    @wheressteve Před 10 měsíci +2

    Once my deserted island gets Wifi this is going to come in really handy.

  • @davidmendoza4521
    @davidmendoza4521 Před 10 měsíci +30

    You actually can survive purely on fish, but you must eat the whole fish, this means cooking/boiling parts of the fish to ensure that they are clean. Fish also need proteins, carbs and nutrients to survive, so they will have them in their bodies.

    • @jonweman6128
      @jonweman6128 Před 10 měsíci +10

      I know inuit traditionally survived on almost 100% animal diet but from what I understand things like whale blubber and seal fat is very important for this and furthermore, eating it raw at least part of the time. Is their really enough vitamin C ie in fish not to get scurvy? Why then did sailors get it before they started bringing things like lemon juice?

    • @devo3243
      @devo3243 Před 10 měsíci +10

      ​@@jonweman6128sailors often took food with them. Which meant a lot of dried and otherwise preserved food as opposed to whole fresh fish

    • @jonomoth2581
      @jonomoth2581 Před 10 měsíci +10

      @@jonweman6128also sailors often go through large areas which aren’t inhabited by enough fish to live off

    • @SIRslipperyasp91
      @SIRslipperyasp91 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@jonweman6128 when your not consuming carbs your bodies hormones change and you become more efficient at extracting vitamin C from food. As long as you're eating organ meats from fish you'll survive.

    • @qrstasdf6473
      @qrstasdf6473 Před 10 měsíci +1

      How could you boil things if you don’t have a pan?

  • @takeuchi5760
    @takeuchi5760 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I'm pretty sure this channel will be huge in a year or two. Great work!

  • @katelyn01.23
    @katelyn01.23 Před 2 měsíci

    This is a very well made video!! Engaging and informative:)

  • @vasilyd8578
    @vasilyd8578 Před 10 měsíci +4

    If you manage to find a kettle or you made a pot out of clay, or just made a cup out of bamboo, it may be easier to boil water by throwing hot stones into the vessel than trying to boil it normally like you do it on your kitchen.

  • @CptSquiggles
    @CptSquiggles Před 10 měsíci +3

    Informational, fun, highly educational (even though almost no one will ever need this information).
    10/10. I live off of "useless" fun facts and this cured that last bit of an itch I had for island survival.
    This is my first video of yours that I've seen and I'll be ever intrigued. Keep this up and you'll have a wonderful niche audience.
    Edits as I notice grammatical errors.

  • @ross2k220
    @ross2k220 Před 10 měsíci +10

    We're all chuckling to ourselves because this is relatively useless, but you'll be pissed when you're stuck on an island and remember watching this video, but nothing it told you

    • @scottashe984
      @scottashe984 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Nothing is more useless than a person with no survival skills in a life or death scenario. Things can go bad very quick. Pandemics, world wars, supply chain interruptions, droughts, fires, civil unrest.. Nah, nothing like that could happen.

    • @ross2k220
      @ross2k220 Před 8 měsíci

      @@scottashe984You basically restated my point, but without any subtlety

  • @zeki2515
    @zeki2515 Před 7 měsíci

    What a great video! I just discover How to get internet at this desertic island, this video came really handy. Jokes aside thanks for the video, very well delivered with the graphs and all that. Great voice too.

  • @gabewrsewell
    @gabewrsewell Před 9 měsíci

    loved the style and presentation of the video, you did a great job

  • @bobross8734
    @bobross8734 Před 10 měsíci +3

    This channel has excellent production value. You deserve way more subs!

  • @jeffireymurdock2073
    @jeffireymurdock2073 Před 11 měsíci +9

    this is without a doubt one of my favorite channels on yt.

  • @benjaminbartholdy6351
    @benjaminbartholdy6351 Před 10 měsíci +4

    A few things I’d add is, you can catch crustaceans with bait as well, if there are mussels or oysters, breaking one open with a rock can work as bait and generally that attracts crabs at the very least which aren’t quite as hard to catch

  • @LynTheWitch
    @LynTheWitch Před 9 měsíci +1

    Is just love the creative tone of this. And it’s always useful to know not to eat crab lungs!
    I loved it

  • @Manofthewoods.
    @Manofthewoods. Před 10 měsíci +9

    Diuretics actually make you pee, laxatives make you poop!

    • @dawert2667
      @dawert2667 Před 10 měsíci

      Diuretics will cause your intestines to pass more water so your feces will be saturated with more water and you lose more- you’re totally right but also either way you lose water

  • @monkeypruductions1113
    @monkeypruductions1113 Před 10 měsíci +3

    this was such a calming video. I can see myself putting this on right before bed to wind down.

  • @DanScribla
    @DanScribla Před 10 měsíci

    Thank you, great content. Also contains many tips for survival even when just trapped in suburbia.

  • @Puppy_Puppington
    @Puppy_Puppington Před 9 měsíci

    Lol I love the way you say “crevauuuuuhssss” sort of like saying “croissaaaaauuuuuunt” love all your videos man. Thank you for your hard works.

  • @junisaresilvosa9430
    @junisaresilvosa9430 Před 10 měsíci +6

    you can extract oil from old coconut it can be use to fry. or make coconut sugar.
    extracting the oil will produce the sugar, it will not be that sweet but its good to have.
    coconut crabs are also edible cook it on coconut milk and will taste like heaven just becarful coconut crabs will also eat humans and they are huge and tough.
    bamboo shoots are also edible just prepare it carefully.

    • @josephjohnson6849
      @josephjohnson6849 Před 10 měsíci +1

      This is going to sound dumb but can you fuel fires with that oil?

  • @theguywhosnothere
    @theguywhosnothere Před 10 měsíci +21

    this seems to be left out of nearly every survival thing i see but if you are wearing jeans, you can (LIGHTLY) scratch or shave them with a piece of bark, pocket knife or broken rock to make one of the best tinders there is. denim is just cotton so the fluff you create is not only extremely fluffy and easy to light, but burns cleanly too! ie you can use it to start a fire you intent to cook with as there wont be any bad impurities harmful chemicals in the smoke or fire! which is important, alot of things burn but not alot of things burn cleanly, especially manmade or processed things. cotton, being a flower from a plant is fine though and the dyes, even in cheap jeans, are perfectly fine :) lint from pockets also works and that kind of tinder can and will make lighting woodchips and shavings far far easier as getting wood to burn without an open flame tskes alot of heat, whereas cotton barely requires anything

    • @TheDramacist
      @TheDramacist Před 10 měsíci +2

      Whole new meaning to denim hot pants

  • @toddlosure4793
    @toddlosure4793 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The graphic representations are so realistic I feel like I'm on the island right now watching this. A+.

  • @davidcervantes9615
    @davidcervantes9615 Před 10 měsíci

    I’ve watched tons of survival videos, but I’ve never seen one that actually tells you how to survive, until now. It’s a good thing I found this before the next time I get stranded on a deserted island. 😊

  • @lilrosebush
    @lilrosebush Před 10 měsíci +3

    Thank you for this. As someone who like to memorize information like this, you’re a godsent.

  • @peberlindberg1391
    @peberlindberg1391 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I love the fact that he understands the importance of sources, a good man.

  • @skyewarper
    @skyewarper Před 10 měsíci +4

    You say a still would be too time consuming, however bamboo filled with water doesn't burn... You can use that to boil water be it brackish or still, or distill water from the ocean with it. Even boiling water with bamboo and just collecting the steam with a piece of clothing as a make shift "plug" will still collect the steam and life sustaining water.
    Also, it's easier to harvest a coconut with a sharpened stick lodged in the ground than to try and peel a coconut with a stone knife.
    Great video though!

  • @TheUnderratedAmigo
    @TheUnderratedAmigo Před 10 měsíci

    i love your drawings!!!