We Spent $30,000 On Custom Etsy Products

Today we spent $30,000 on custom Etsy products and this is what we got!
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[@coldones]

Like Our Clothes? 👕
Everything we're wearing can be purchased from bit.ly/coolshirtzz using code "COLDONES" for 10% OFF! 🔥

[@penpeen2185]

Bring back Pink Guy

[@fluffy6161]

Where's joji?

[@coopooc9289]

If you don't pull joji in I'll blow my back out with a canon, a hard canon.

[@rbbl_]

I bought your “funny little fella” blue clothing and the stitching on the tag looked like it was done by an inexperienced child. Coolshirtz needs to fix their subpar manufacturing of their products because id rather buy Teddy Fresh and get higher quality products

[@rbbl_]

@@penpeen2185 bring back your father

[@Patterrz]

Spent 30k on all this, can't show half it on CZcams and destroy most of it immediately, brilliant

[@ylondes9927]

Shut up, get a life bozo 🤦 yb better 🤣🤣

[@ian.williamson]

It’s really convincing me to get their patreon though lmao

[@tinmanakapetscop2guy85]

petscop 2

[@mattymatt2323]

Give these guys more money

[@adlam7634]

this is the way

[@GhostGum]

Some heroes wear capes… mine wear $400 iced out Stewie Griffin chains

[@tinmanakapetscop2guy85]

petscop 2

[@moneymanofficial]

@@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 petscop 3

[@Kasperkitkat]

we don’t choose our hero’s; wait yes hell we do and I wanna go out dripped with some chapelle type shit.
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[@jessepinkman7364]

@@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 his a furry

[@apg4gearhead]

idk all i read from this was "Ghost Cum"

[@imstupid880]

Seeing Chad getting legitimately excited over the Frostmourne and devasted by Max destroying it was actually heartbreaking

[@biggrocc19]

*entertaining

[@Skornish]

It was destroyed from the beginning.

[@obtuse186]

It was hilarious seeing a literal foam sword break it tho

[@MsOpium]

Hilarious*

[@FrostyRonan]

They’re drunk, they’ll buy another one.

[@TheTeDragon]

I actually felt kinda bad for Chad when Max broke the FrostMourne. You could see he was excited.
Get this man a legitimate steel FrostMourne replica

[@toetewwa3522]

you can get decent ones for around 500 lol they got ripped

[@jamesc9385]

Chad has a Horde tattoo, dude loves everything about Wow, :D

[@petarkovrlija3346]

I think he got one, cause he posted a pic dying from covid yesterday and he was holding it in his grave 😥

[@yinakiyama]

14:14 The moment Max broke it, you can see Chad's face. He died on the inside.

[@Joseph_Stalin5]

Lol Pawn Stars.

[@jaunks]

Max stops chad from spending money but then just destroys everything 4 months later lmao

[@ozylocz4078]

I know these mfs have money and are dumb asf but they got next to nothing for 30k… it’s crazy they could have made the same exact video for 5k and it would have been the same thing

[@biggrocc19]

Obviously Max is preventing Chad from spending because Max KNOWS that everything will be destroyed.... its kind of like a drug addict only buying a certain amount of crack in a vain attempt to throttle the intake.

[@necroticdemonart]

Just like me

[@slimesizecounts5873]

It’s for the vid

[@hentaihaavard]

happens when you give and overgrowm alcoholic child too much money

[@wyrdwitch2470]

For every Markiplier meme they make, he just moves further and further away from appearing on the podcast.

[@Orzule]

Well, it couldn't be timed better. He's back in the hospital for the exact same reason

[@Mr.0.Ramses]

He can't drink alcohol anyway, this is the only way they'll have him on the channel

[@dstroyar5426]

By leaps each time.

[@NethiestChannel]

Good

[@vinireclama8170]

We don't need Markiplier on the show.
Only the memes.

[@cheyennemccain4230]

SOMEBODY TELL MAX TO STOP BREAKING STUFF THATS COOL

[@RyanTheSenpai]

@@josephlash9136 that big ass sword is something I’d have forever even if I don’t play wow or whatever the fuck it’s from lol shit was dope looking

[@IVPixel]

@@RyanTheSenpai You can get an official one made out of steel and not some 3d printed garbage from blizzard's store for like 1.5k or something if you're feeling insane.

[@philovidya8567]

It’s quite obnoxious isn’t it

[@thegaijin872]

Honestly it’s really annoying

[@ShinyHunterkt]

@@josephlash9136 YES

[@FBIs]

that mark in the hospital bed painting was very well done props to that seller

[@FlubGeometryDash]

Impeccable timing on the Markiplier hospital one since he's currently hospitalized right now o_O

[@Galendramatik]

damn. kinda dark isn't it?

[@KitsunekoOwO]

Again ? Damn 😔

[@Spozof]

Arent you that guy that swore on stream once

[@necroticdemonart]

😂😂

[@zapatababoibarra95]

its not a puppet is a vodoo doll

[@jtcustoms4297]

The part with the puppets is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
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Chad and Max dressed like Mario and Luigi is the closest thing we will ever get to super trash bros 2.

[@SlapStyleAnims]

Man that just hit me with nostalgia

[@ronaldg.4371]

3

[@eymanyouwell]

Technically it's super trash bros 3, since super trash bros 2 was filmed but not fully edited and released yet.

[@NotFlappy12]

@@eymanyouwell yet?

[@eymanyouwell]

@@NotFlappy12 yes.

[@sassmate5033]

I don’t know what max was expecting, hitting a steel blade with a diamond sword

[@krazyjokeztattooz7294]

i deadass felt so bad for chad when his sword broke😭he was so excited for it lmao

[@actionveryshootshoot9780]

It’s saying a lot when Chad looks like the cool, calm, collected one.

[@randomblock1_]

This says a lot about society

[@babylonking6104]

@@randomblock1_ and yet, we live in one

[@biggrocc19]

Lmao what does it say? that Max was drunker than Chad for once??

[@jeepmish6123]

@@biggrocc19 haha yup, about that and nothing more really

[@SD-oi9gr]

The difference of quality between those who actually care about their business / products and the majority of the trash people crap out is unreal. Yet the prices don’t seem to correlate at all lmao. Max definitely owes chad a solid metal frostmourne.

[@IM2OFU]

With a full tang and carbon steel boii

[@randomblock1_]

And "cold ones" engraved on the hilt

[@jeremyfritz7412]

chad deserves the frostmourne

[@KSGnG]

Lol I thought the same thing, I have a 20lb frostmourne that's full metal. Wanted to ship him it but that's a pretty penny lmao

[@rhysevans3484]

@@KSGnG ngl ive got that one too and its pretty great, and it was cheaper then that 3d printed one XD

[@minihali]

14:52 I think a lot of people got the wrong idea about that 3D printed frostmourne. It is resin printed at a very high resolution, lord knows 3D printing it must have taken DAYS. But of course, it is a display prop and a metal/foam one would have suited Chad better considering he wants to manhandle it. 3D printing is great, but this was a poor fit.

[@marvelousball]

3D printing fell off

[@chrishenderling9556]

@@marvelousball it’s actually fucking awesome, just so many people print stupid shit off them. I had a buddy make a whole custom airsoft gun with 3d print (minus most internals.) I remember it looked like the Flatline from Titanfall

[@sadflix8754]

@@chrishenderling9556 damn that’s my favorite weapon in that game

[@chrishenderling9556]

@@sadflix8754 well it’s like the AK of the titanfall universe

[@akbop3749]

Hand made will always be better

[@nlellison99]

Sometimes i wish max would just open the things instead of breaking them all.

[@marzxrover1595]

Fr it’s such a waste and it isn’t even funny,child humor

[@littlea420]

@@marzxrover1595 why are u watching

[@BleezyBandit]

@@marzxrover1595 female shit take

[@marzxrover1595]

@@littlea420 bc I want to,why you wanna start beef on the internet?bc you want to🤷🏼‍♀️ the things said are very valid things just because you have child humor don’t mean we are wrong for not.

[@andreatoth8029]

Agreed

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

The Puppets actully looked pretty fucking good, here's hoping they use them in future vids or whatever.

[@Daaninator]

14:14 this is the moment chad became the joker

[@tinmanakapetscop2guy85]

petscop 2

[@inforism.]

all it took was one bad day 😔

[@mintchip6302]

@@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 yardy know.

[@timwilliams347]

legit felt bad for him

[@rex_is_dead]

Chads villian arc

[@ivansidorov6391]

The fact that they both call for Scott when one of them gets too naughty is hilarious.

[@TheBearWithOrangeFur]

Like two brothers calling for dad

[@RandoTheArtist]

14:35 "Chad will remember this"

[@Daft-SFM]

It makes me happy knowing max still makes chef jokes after 7 years

[@tezmard3003]

Where in the vid?

[@joshboger7056]

Chef

[@joshboger7056]

@@tezmard3003 right in the beginning with the puppets. Max says "my name cHEF"

[@AsaturnNgenesis]

Hell yeah WAIT SEVEN YEARS

[@JustaComment93]

GUYS BE LIKE

[@rextek5421]

13:45 I have never seen chad so sad and disappointed, he legit sounded like a broken man. Seeing Chad acutally sad made me cry

[@em2478]

same. I was about to throw hands with my monitor

[@averylennon8454]

Are you serious? It’s a plastic world of Warcraft sword.

[@em2478]

@@averylennon8454 you're a plastic wow sword

[@kimorayn1733]

I punched a wall in anger, that's fosho

[@mrttripz3236]

Seeing Max bully Chad after that hurt my soul

[@sempermiser.]

This show is just max breaking everything and chad being disappointed

[@Nedas-ef9ft]

I think max would be a great product tester, especially for glass

[@batsardcat3285]

Should do the taste test too

[@kierab8080]

I love that Max carries out every single intrusive thought he has

[@RESURGAM.]

LMFAO FR

[@SylasTheGreat]

No he doesn't, he wouldn't be alive if he did

[@biggrocc19]

@@SylasTheGreat You haven't watched all his content, then.

[@xkristofer1840]

Man I loved where they broke the glass before they knew what it was and blamed it on the aussie post 8:01 pure content

[@aeiou1738]

@@SylasTheGreat 🤓

[@Cyranek]

I would trust them with my money

[@josephkony3993]

ok

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

First

[@marcovazquez5240]

Yeah they know a good a investor

[@NakedMenTwerking]

meanwhile me who doesnt have money '-'

[@VivianVon]

14:21 sibling energy

[@nexusanimation2003]

I actually feel insanely bad for chad, the sword was really cool and you could tell he liked it

[@cerspence]

I want the moist puppet

[@eymanyouwell]

To add one more to the moist lookalike cult?

[@biggrocc19]

yeah we all do, pal. I already called dibs on a moist puppet like 8 months ago tho so ur SOL sry

[@tinmanakapetscop2guy85]

petscop 2

[@ButtSauce666]

I want to be* that moist alien

[@WhuDhat]

moistiplier*

[@ayoxe348]

I honestly felt really bad for Chad when Max snapped his sword.

[@sherryperson4558]

Me too he looked so sad oh my gor

[@ilikevideos4868]

Yeah dude Warcraft III was a legendary game

[@karinisvetcool]

I bet he didn't expect a foam sword to break it, really poor quality for 1200 dollars :(

[@Gypsyblood777]

Lol I saw his insta story recently he bought another one 😂

[@Trashboat444]

I kinda feel bad for Chad, he seemed like he really wanted that sword

[@Sitting_leaves]

Ok but Max breaking Chad's sword and not taking him seriously when Chad was genuinely bothered by it is how I would occasionally mess with my younger sibling 😭

[@hannahemerson7521]

my day is automatically better when Cold Ones uploads

[@calevoid]

Absolutely. I've been looking forward to this

[@ChankaMusic]

especially when they use thousands of dollars to buy the most unexpectedly ungodly creations

[@Night_Wood]

at first i read your dad is better

[@elmacancercells4146]

very true.

[@siririshchimp5523]

Same

[@allbadmanners]

Chad is like the older brother who lets Max, his younger brother, play with his toys bc he has to but Max just destroys all of them and gets away with it.

[@devonc99]

only in this one is that fully true, maybe the last year or so he's become more and more like that, but their whole dynamic was the opposite from the start up until recently

[@christophernunn7620]

Just wait another 6 months and Chad will be destructive again. It just depends on how they feel each episode I believe

[@vocexseta]

14:10 - 14:30 reminds me of my little nephews. They're 5 and 7. x)

[@dallasfreeman3417]

It makes me stop laughing when max breaks things

[@braydenbernhardt2048]

Yeeaahh

[@beccabarker3974]

It makes me laugh harder

[@dallasfreeman3417]

@@beccabarker3974 Neat😐

[@kyur4the1tch]

@@dallasfreeman3417 i cant even put into words the absolute joy and euphoria that washes over my body when max fucking obliterates the packages before even opening them

[@dallasfreeman3417]

@@kyur4the1tch cool😐

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

7:10 Scott chose violence right there
Also max screaming after tripping in the Luigi costume slays me

[@DolanDarker]

Lois sounds a lot more like Marge than i remember

[@fathersnuts]

Hi Dolan

[@DolanDarker]

@@fathersnuts hi dad's nuts

[@ESKEDIT]

Hello Dolan

[@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr]

12 hours into Dolans comment with only 29 likes, what are my eyes seeing :ooooo

[@mrbleachclean6656]

@@DolanDarker hello dolan I have your family

[@KyleFaver]

I really don't know how this channel racks up this much money in general, despite being able to invest this much in one episode. Who knew that well-edited chaotic comedic drinking could result in such a profession and hefty cash flow...

[@Pacmanfan-po9rn]

They have patreon, sponsorships, ad revenue, and merch. Not to mention Max has MMP.

[@thevampirologist3054]

Because they can write it all off in taxes as it's a company expense

[@crayfishguy6853]

They get 75,000 per month on patreon

[@hughjass8853]

@@crayfishguy6853 holy fucking shit i thought u were exaggerating

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

74768 USD on patreon, and maybe ad revenue and sponsor ontop of it

[@terriblyterrified8742]

16:50 King Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach III ends poverty in his local village (1510 - colorized)

[@barkzermain]

20:52 when whey both say peter i started losing my shit

[@Emma7846]

Rest in peace Gilbert Gottfried, you will forever be missed by Cold Ones

[@worryin5442]

fact

[@boboertyusa]

what the fuck, didn't even realize he had died. Sucks, he was a legend.

[@Shanenigans_]

rip

[@AnnaSue81]

07

[@joshguy5221]

RIP cumlord

[@FinalFantasyIXIIII]

The look on Chads face when Max broke the sword. Holy shit.

[@macypearce3188]

hurt my soul a bit

[@sargetun]

hahaha hes just a oldschool wow fan all of us would of loved that sword lol

[@TahoeRacerTV]

Absolutely lovely. Thank you so much for existing and doing this.

[@BirdOfCreation]

I think you guys are my favorite channel on CZcams. The energy, the production, the editing, the sheer chaotic energy. Just perfect.

[@deej4465]

i didnt even laugh when max broke chad's sword. i just feel so bad

[@amberhalcyonart]

Same here.. poor Chad:(

[@AgarthanExecutioner]

Yeah ngl that hit hard. Chad's face when it broke :(
Hell even if it is just 3d printed. Thankfully a bit of superglue can fix it, but still

[@selectionn]

Im convinced that this channel operates at an extreme money deficit, im doubtful even the shirts/merch you sell makes up for stuff like this, you guys are insane

[@Cowmookaze]

Patreon . Apparently they earn about 70k a month from there

[@chef___]

70k from patreon alone + shirt sales + sponsorships + ad revenue. They make mad money from this.

[@abraxis7292]

Look they liked the comment

[@kohuwaiteurewerateehutu7841]

@@Goganzuela ive been trying to access the akashic records do you have any tips please? Ive tried dmt, meditation and various other methods so far

[@mlkshake1230]

Cool Shirtz doesnt make money because they never have stock. It is a just a front for money laundering

[@BlissfullyEvil]

I feel bad for all the handmade stuff just getting destroyed :,)

[@tyleralan1470]

who cares its there money

[@valinor5397]

Starving kids in Africa could've eaten that replica sword

[@labanfinney1959]

Am I the only one that hates when max destroys a damn item before being able to see it

[@LeftOdogus]

My heart broke when Chad got his nerd-creaming constantly blueballed for a crusty Frostmourne

[@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr]

Eeppinen käyttäjänimi :DDD

[@Yue_Jin]

For the price they paid for that Frostmourne they actually could have paid for a fully functioning high quality sword. Dno if Australia would have let it in though.

[@somelaser5906]

swords are usually safe to import

[@bunkerblitz2319]

Over here in europe is a nerd shop chain, that also sells full metal replika swords. i think i saw Frostmourne for like 500. If that one really was printed, then it should not have cost more than 200

[@charliewallace-griffin8803]

this is genuinely one of the best videos the boys have done, always appreciate the amount of work that goes in to this.

[@forgottenalex]

If they ever get Markiplier on Cold Ones they need to bring out all the Markipler items they have ever made of him and have it on the table during the whole interview

[@sigmatic__]

Thank goodness the boys are back, I was worried their livers were going to recover.

[@bulletbunnyyy]

LMAOO

[@penpeen2185]

Lol

[@brendanjoyce645]

Weren’t?*

[@CaptainPascoflair]

@@brendanjoyce645 Nah man, I think he got it right

[@chillpill1649]

14:12 Max breaking the sword, that chad gave this crazy intro for, with a foam diamond sword was the funniest thing in this video.

[@fatcat2861]

Chad sounds like a kid when you take his toys

[@RealMrSoloDolo]

i couldn’t stop laughing lmfaoooo

[@humphreybumblecuck5151]

@@fatcat2861 I kinda get it tho, over 1 thousand bucks and its broken within the first minute and a half, to a fuckin minecraft diamond sword of all things lol
That and frostmourne is cool as shit, you'd wanna fuck around with it atleast 5 minutes b4 it breaks lol

[@GrimFelArt]

As an avid WoW player I felt Chad's pain, even more so when he realised it was 3D printed crap that cost $1200 😭😭

[@Saniteee]

@@GrimFelArt I mean 3D printed props still need some work done like painting and smoothing but $1200 definitely seems overpriced

[@selenehernandez3007]

Petition to have chad get a legit FrostMourne sword 😤

[@hungmoose5367]

14:05 Villain origin story

[@ProGremlinPlayer]

This episode was absolutely marvelous. I had trouble breathing at some parts. on another note, I hope you guys do a video where you commission artists to draw whatever you guys come up with.

[@GrimFelArt]

As an artist I accept that challenge

[@PseudoWounds]

That's a very solid idea!

[@guerilla_food]

They've already done this, but I'd love to see it agaun

[@iHappyVideo]

They did this already? U know this dude I feel like ur an artist praying for a job from them so ur pushing the art commission video idea again to be in it if ur insanely lucky. Also actually legit insane if I’m correct. Probably u just didn’t know they alert did it in reality tho.

[@chancejanociak1279]

@@iHappyVideo you had to have been high writing this comment, what the fuck is the self reflection in the middle along with a prediction at the end

[@birdofbuckets]

Really great timing on the markiplier painting, since Marks in the hospital right now 😂
Edit: I FORGOR THAT EDITING IT TAKES AWAY THE CREATOR LIKE but thanks for the like cold ones please like my post again or else you fell off

[@FirehawkValkyrie]

Was 100% gonna comment this 😂

[@meatba119]

It’s an omen

[@Knapperoni]

Don't worry, he farted

[@biggrocc19]

They should send the portrait to his hospital room

[@sir_ladykiller1803]

Cringe as fuck

[@crediblesourse]

I have never seen so much love and adoration in Chad's eyes as he carefully unwrapped that sword, he deserves a real sword >:)

[@fuzzhead941]

This is one of my faves so glad it's no longer age restricted

[@phatboi6650]

Max and Chad's financial decisions never cease to amaze me

[@luxintelligentia4632]

Im sure they have burned couple m’s by now on stupid shit, but im sure they have made atleast 20m’s from all of that. Pretty good if you ask me 😁

[@theapocilip]

I think Etsy gives them 30k to spend

[@DokkaChapman]

Just imagine you're an etsy seller and you suddenly have a huge order from AUS. You can't believe your eyes, only to log into your account and realise what you have been asked to do by these 2 numb nuts lol.

[@D3__]

And then you see this video and realize that it really was them, Chad a little excited abput what you made and max just... "hmm... glass fragile?"

[@DokkaChapman]

@@D3__ After that my heart was in my mouth every time a painting was unwrapped, expecting one of them to punch right through it.

[@cat_inabasket1510]

I'd be so excited if I got commed by these two for some ridiculous shit, it's like the most fun when somebody asks for something stupid and doesn't take it too seriously

[@molh394]

"oh my god, my work will be best known as some gay porn figurine on CZcams from some crazy Aussie duo"

[@Peter-od7lw]

I'm going through a breakup from a 7 year relationship. I've never cried so hard and then laugh 5 mins later because of this video. Thank you guys ♥️

[@definitely_eric]

21:26 is the closest we'll ever get to that unreleased Super Trash Bros video

[@poppa_woody]

The timing of this video, and Mark actually being back in the hospital currently is unreal 😵‍💫.

[@rbbl_]

Ikr its actually hilarious

[@weelee4352]

Quandarious dingle Dale back at it again

[@rbbl_]

@@weelee4352 black people always be having names like le4che

[@Trainens107]

Max really cares about money than proceeds to destroy everything wtf lol.

[@Amazingboii101]

The Lois and Gordon exchange was everything I needed in life

[@adamkimball4833]

Just finished basic training boys, im happy for the backlog of videos I get to watch now.

[@TheSuperjuan59]

Max deserved the last part for breaking half the items lol

[@maxkennedy7430]

Karma.

[@Cloudy-ee2um]

That ending was Max’s karma for breaking Chads sword 💀💀

[@Zoltan_Khyobusa]

Max's scream at 21:39 was absolutely karma kicking in

[@ScorpionNani]

It honestly looks like they have the most fun working altogether.

[@carlosmiguell.delacruz7597]

SMG4 and Mario: H E L L N A W H E L L N A W

[@darklight810]

😂

[@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr]

Max destroying everything was actually quite frustrating to watch this time. :D otherwise good one as always!

[@PhilBo-fp9mz]

I’m glad I’m not the only one lol

[@dallia1]

Yeah I thought the same, got annoying pretty quickly

[@SwagDaddy072]

It just annoyed me too, especially when he destroyed stuff in the box at the beginning without even knowing what it was

[@swisslord2478]

Yes, it's also a bit sad

[@Johanisnotreal]

I love max but wtf dude I hate people just wasting stuff

[@jonahmacintyre3911]

15:28 has to be the most outrageous thing ive ever seen max do and i watched him eat hair cake

[@senpieloven]

I've watched this episode specifically, so many times!!! But it still makes me laugh every time ❤

[@funy0n583]

I love max's podcast (featuring chad) it's my favorite podcast

[@dusyamamacintosh2136]

The fact that you basically gave money to ppl to shitpost for you makes this episode 10x as funny

[@Azterisks]

14:30 chads gonna tell scott not to come to work tommorow

[@thekingofmemes1922]

Max owes chad a solid metal frostmourne

[@eddierichard1104]

Max on his destructive gremlin shit in this one 😂

[@beetlejuice2694]

This has got to be one of the funniest cold ones episodes in a while this one was great

[@brendanpeck9780]

it's one of the only episodes in a while lmao

[@bunnybelledelphine]

BEST $30,000 ever spent WTF.

[@onelockonekill4052]

bruh only 9 likes

[@xyz.anonymous]

Girl u gotta get urself a bathwater checkmark wtf

[@ywbpelle421]

tf Belle is here

[@kyl3young]

why has no one seen this comment 💀💀

[@onelockonekill4052]

@@kyl3young that’s what I’m sayin like wtf💀

[@SomeRandomJackAss]

Every time they order stuff Max is just like "Destroy! Destroy!"

[@juanmiguelgarcia4667]

7:37
Mario: 🎵 HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL NAAAAAAWWWWWWWW, HELL NAWWWWWWW. 🎵

[@gadeynegregory2040]

Ah yes the SMG4 MEME😊

[@Nectius]

God damn i felt Chads pain right there with the Frostmourne!... Max just doesnt understand :(

[@humphreybumblecuck5151]

Right? ;-;

[@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr]

Yeah I was actually mad at Max :D

[@geforcegtx10606gb]

i mean it was brokey anyway, and he makes enough to actually afford a high quality one

[@isaiahd9947]

@@geforcegtx10606gb I feel like with 1200$ that sword should not have come broken

[@geforcegtx10606gb]

@@isaiahd9947 yeah, that really was some 3D printed garbage

[@Zeaxtra]

I started crying laughing when Max went crazy on the alien😂

[@old3rbrother]

Just for the record, Cold Ones always has the best ad rolls on their videos. This is the 2nd time I've actually wanted to watch the ads in the same video.

[@nutsachey]

15:37 you guys could gift this to twomad

[@Callmeratman]

Not anymore

[@adamwlove]

Chad getting genuinely pissed about the sword was killing me

[@Cazkade]

It's late and I'm pretty drunk, but this has to be one of the funniest Cold Ones episodes I have watched so far! Well done! Cheers!

[@InnerCityX]

Honestly I think that with every video lmao who knows if it's even true. Fuckin love these boys

[@kimorayn1733]

Cheers, I'm drink too!

[@giorgious6980]

I was thinking “am i fucked up or is this just so funny?”😂

[@brehella770]

17:04 Lmao, money can buy happiness. How nice of her

[@majaglapiak4959]

They are spending my yearly paycheck in one video lol
Btw I love this channel

[@smileygladhands]

Same. Isn't life funny?

[@aclockworkreview]

Never thought I'd see two grown men play with puppets make me laugh so much

[@AyeImStressed]

You guys should have got a sculpture of Gilbert Gottfried to put up in the office.

[@JarJarBricks01]

They made the orders 4 months ago so they didn't know he would die at the time.

[@AyeImStressed]

@@JarJarBricks01 True true. You right. But it's still a good suggestion. 🤷‍♂️

[@LeonSKennedysHoe]

@@AyeImStressed definitely! also, love the profile pic 😊

[@AyeImStressed]

@@LeonSKennedysHoe |-/

[@pimpslapmyaunt7191]

This video is a true roller coaster of emotions

[@zappy2098]

I love how these Buy/order then open later videos is just max and chad trying to make their future self laugh

[@woebegone_kenobi]

When Max spends a shit ton of money on something, just to obliterate it before even knowing what it was, that's when I worry lol

[@Whyworkat]

hahahaha.. They are such naturals with the puppets! Especially the ice tea bit. Love you guys!

[@KATinBLACK]

Slowly over time they switched roles, but the Markiplier jokes never change and are always epic