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- čas přidán 9. 01. 2024
- Episode 796 - Tunnel Kings (1/9/24)
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We had some other news items to discuss, but the bulk of this episode is taken up with one piece of breaking news: Did you know that there's a tunnel under Eastern Pkwy? Yes we’re discussing the ridiculous story out of Brooklyn about a group of Chabad-Lubavitch members attempting to dig a secret and unlicensed tunnel under the streets of Crown Heights. We also take a look at Bill Ackman facing some blowback against his wife in his crusade against “academic plagiarism”. Alone, you come India.
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Tunnel snakes rule.
We’re the tunnel snakes.
That’s us.
And we rule!
Glad to have Amber back, please bring her back to co-host at least semi-regularly
This is the final straw, Mr. Chapo. The ADL WILL be contacting you within the week. 😤
The Mr. Chapo makes it like Sebastian Gorka is delivering the message for the ADL. Kinda fits, considering they decided that was ok that Elon Musk is posting actual antisemitic shit because he is pro-Israel.
And just like that, fresh new layers of racism are discovered in Lovecraft's "The Rats in the Walls"
There was a guy a little while back on twitter who thought he was going crazy because he kept hearing Jews under the floor.
lol i know exactly what ur talking about, its fake apparently, hate to burst the incredibly squeaky and funny bubble@@Benu54321
@@Benu54321 he should sue them for pain and suffering.
@@vivianvivian3609 i assumed considering the dude's hitler-youth ass haircut in his pfp, sucks that that's true
Amber rules! Welcome back Amber!
Folks! Folks! Our amber is back! Some said she’s our least favorite chapo! Remember their very NASTY! Very UNFAIR!
@@shanemac1646 very unfair when Virgil exists. Not good folks!
virgil is just an urban legend
Are the Hasids saving the molechildren, abusing the molechildren or the molechildren themselves?
the real molechildren were the friends we made along the way
Yes
I for one welcome our new Hasidic Morlock overlords.
This takes me back to my suburban childhood of digging a big ass hole in the corner of the back yard, and my 2 neighborhood friends joining in because we wanted to make a hole for it's own sake. Now, if I had 200 friends we would have made tunnels everywhere.
Reminds me of my childhood being sent to a child jail camp where we had to dig holes all day every day looking for some ridiculous treasure
@@GrimReader I had a similar experience and it lead me to becoming a neurotic border line Andy Dick style alcoholic.
this Hyperloop is taking a while
an underground railroad for the 21st century, hyperpoop
disrupting the sewer grate monopoly @@fearan9406
Damn this was a great episode. I’ve missed Amber.
Me too, now we just need our big Midwestern boy back and the gangs all here.
@@lukeguilfoyle2425still missing somebody
He always sucked, glad he is gone.
@@alanfulcher460 Virgil died on the way back to his home planet
@@lukeguilfoyle2425 - Matt is currently reassembling himself like Dr Manhattan.
The Seven Sleepers are slumbering in the Hasidic Goon Cave
Mossiach confirmed to be Master Splinter.
Fellahs, how do we get closer to our ancestors and our faith?
*Diggy Diggy Hole starts playing*
I'm a Rabbi and I'm digging a hole
Deep yogscast cut
Dwarf Pill is best pill.
please have amber on more. i really love her
Has anyone seen people try to normalize digging secret tunnels when this is brought up? "Like there are tunnels all around us actually. This isn't weird."
No but I’m gonna now
Bro my town loves tunnels so much we have 400 year old tunnels linking everyone's cellar to the pub on the corner. Its horrible. Tunnels suck. Do you know who doesn't need tunnels? All peacetime peoples who don't mine.
And no one can explain why they're so enraged!? Ok, fine, they built a tunnel during COVID to sneak in...why freak out now?
@@raeroa7982 "pshh this thing? This secret tunnel? It has been here for so long dude, like 2 years. This bothers you? Pfft."
there aren't tunnels all under us, but it would be good if there were
4:19 I had to Google what the fuck was happening.
Imagine the satirical cartoonists trying to figure out how to depict this without getting themselves fired.
28:55 I got that reference.
Welcome back, Amber!
Hasids putting the L's in ADL
The NY cop asking if the guy is from isreal is so funny idk why.
Respect to the bros, but Chapo is way, way better with Amber.
Even if it's just because she's the only voice you can pick out when the lads start talking at the same time and kind of meld together into the same voice
I knew the crew was going to be champing at the bit on this one
This chapo episode is magically hilarious (crazy new york jews, dipshit college professors, Taylor Swift's sexuality, the insanity of Stephanie Meyer, etc.).
And Amber !!
Amber
Pepe 🐸
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
2 minutes in and i already want Will's lunch money
glad to hear amber again
her unguarded laugh is my favorite form of lithium 😩
Two lovers, forbidden from one another
I forget some of the words but then it goes SECRET TUNNEL!
As soon as I heard about this I wanted to know the Chapo episode on it
I would like to dedicate this pod to the brave hootie and hez fighters in the red sea
Hoooty hooty Hooo
RIP the Blowfish
o7 much respect to the troops
we do not disavow o7
I feel so bad for Jewish people tbh. Like, the imagery of that guy crawling out of the tunnel is so hilarious that I can’t help but laugh my ass off
I used to live the neighborhood, that's not the only tunnel that they have, the whole neighborhood is very eerie, if your passing by. But the soup kitchen there is very much on time
Tunnel sects rule!
They need to revise the traditional garb to leather jackets and greased back hair. That'd be sick.
@@severalwhitespaces Can't forget the switchblade combs.
And here I thought those Coptic monks constantly moshpitting over who gets to sit in the shade of the Holy Sepulchre were crazy. Bet they’re all reading this now and thinking “shit, why didn’t WE think of that?!”
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE.
Tunnel kings rule. We're the tunnel kings! That's us, and we rule, rule, r-r-r-rule!
Butch DeLorowitz: “Oy vey! You got to go in there and help my bubi, she’s being attacked by New York City Radroaches!”
Tunnel Snakes from Fallout 3?
What if it was hidden funnels instead and they were secretly super dope frat boys
Tell your mom, she left the funnel on my bed after it fell out her ass. I’m about to dispose of it. It’s making my room smell foul. 😷
hell yeah dude
DigDug fanbase in shambles
I am more surprised they didn't condam Hamas for giving them Tunnels' envy
But Hasidic Jews are the good guys right? I saw those videos of what look to me like Hasidic Jews fighting the IDF in Israel and raising a Palestinian flag. And I've seen them show up for pro-Palestinian protests in the US. So I'm under the impression they are anti-zionist?
@@shoxx48They may be anti-Zionist, but that's not enough to make them the good guys. They're like a cult.
@@commenter381- Ah K, thx for clarifying
This made me laugh... Picturing some poor asshole trying his best to just live his life and then he starts hearing these hasids digging around through the walls... Like, what do you do in that situation lmao
We love our Matty!
idk, when an old hasidic jew takes a bath, it does become international waters, pretty sure.
Judes Rock Moment
Honestly they were so right for that (all i know is that they were digging tunnels, which is based, pls dont come down on me too hard if they were actually digging like portals to hell)
King shit
Just dudes chilling, being tunnel oriented, together...
They believe the long deceased Reb Schneerson is their messiah and they were trying to tunnel into his former residence after a court denied them entry. The truth is stranger than fiction.
I’ve read three articles about this and still have no idea what is actually happening with this tunnel or why I should care.
It's a religious institution with hidden tunnels and back entrances. It's probably child violinists.
They believe the long since deceased Reb Schneerson is their messiah and they were trying to tunnel into his former house after a court barred them entry.
At least he didn’t have to do the whale dictionary chapter lol
Im here for the tunnels
People yearn for tunneling; we were meant to tunnel
Oh damn didn't know Hasid had a hidden Imam
Heyyy it’s BT Amber
Back in the mix
Seattle JUST fired Pete Caroll. wtf
And not a moment too soon. Seahawks need to suck for at least 5 years for the fans to go back to normal levels. I've always hated the 12th man garbage, it's completely unbearable.
God bless 'em. I respect that kind of faith, and the ambition, the "no, we just have to keep building the wardrobe and we're going to Narnia" commitment of it. That's not how they're going to find Messiah, they're about 5 and a half thousand miles out and 2000 years late, but I honour the effort. I also don't see how a schul could ever poduce that kind of a figure, who would have to combine miracle working with the revolutionary zeal and leadership ability of Fidel Castro, I feel like they're teaching the wrong skills in those environments, but God bless them for trying.
I mean, yeah, respect. I struggle to get 5 of my friends together for a game night.
I wonder what movie this story reminds Will of, guess we'll never know
3096 Days
Story of Natascha Kampusch who was held in a secret basement and was abised.
He's Just in the final stages of movie mindset. Have some compassion please
Katy Perrys main fanbase is cishet gym bros just so you know
A great episode, much needed 👍👍👍
“This is so bad for the Jews”
Felix seems to be tickled by this
Also this is bad for people who are not anti Semitic but we did see a Jewish guy coming out of the tunnel no I’m not some right wing conspiracist no I am not on schizo meds I swear he was right there he ran away
It was very funny antisemitism just had to kill the mood.
@@xartyomxX I have ceased to care about antisemitism except where it is against the Palestinian right to be alive and drink clean water. Like point to the antisemitism on a doll and show me where it hurt you. It is Christian satanic panic at this point. The sickos are in the church and they are gooning.
@justcommenting4981 very cool.
@@justcommenting4981 I would argue the antisemitism touched where those synagogue shootings happened a few years back. It's absolutely real thing that does harm to Jewish people around the world. Israel's constant conflation of it's genocidal aparthied state with ALL Jews is antisemitic. Just don't trust accusations of it made by Israeli institutions, particularly against Pro-Palestinian orgs without checking their claims.
Has there been an update about Matt? Not to violate privacy but if we could just know a direction of how things are going. I miss Matt.
Yeah they said on the 1/4/24 episode he's recovering and they're waiting for his return to talk about it on the pod.
He put out a xmas pic with his wife and baby and he's been posting on Twitter
His PENUMA is coming along whale.
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The patriots are in control. Fear not. Watch the skies.
@@thextopher fuck. I'm not using twitter. So he can read and shit? Good sign. Or is he posting like jkkmm asdhtymn lhtt?
@@justcommenting4981 His posts have been gradually, steadily getting more coherent over time.
as a grad, the media lab is an embarassment to that institution.
love to see guys being guys
0:38 [that video of the hundreds of guys at the pub cheering]
Hang on; Chapo hitting CZcams on the same day it was released?
Is this something as innocuous as two Jewish factions competing for control over the domicile?
That's so absurd itself too and it's so far away from innocuous when you add in this plays into a Messiah figure struggle
@@devinmaycry6843 I know right, but I could bet it's just a real estate dispute that blew out in the open, literally, laughable as it is.
Arcade fire mention
Monterey Bay Aquarium >> New Bedford Whaling Museum
Tony Millionaire rocks
High chairs, soiled mattresses.
Bloodied
Seek help.
Amber with the lovely on here
I still have no clue what this is all about.
It sounds conspicuously like it's about making fun of Chasidic Jews, a pastime best carried out in private.
its just a bunch goodtime boys goofin around, very uncomplicated
I FUKING KNEW IT!
WOOOO CHAPO CHAPO CAST WOOO ALL I WANNA BE IS CHAPO I LOVE CHAPO WOWEEE WOOOOO!!!! 🎉
"it's like the raid" omg ded
So wait. Who over saw the concrete job? The NYPD? Not sure if you know anything about construction but you can’t just pour concrete in a hole you need rebar and shit
It's New York, they just throw a few snitches or witnesses into the mix.
PREACHER MENTIONED 👍
42:53 You know, MIT does have a tunnel network. I don't remember for sure whether it goes all the way under the media lab, but it's pretty extensive! 👀
Will is upset he couldn’t get into Club Haunted House
Love tunnel ❤
Ackman owes me money for PSTH
Tunnel love.
and i thought my story was implausible.
Does anyone know what track is playing @28:48? Its been stuck in my head and I can't remember where I first heard it... I feel like I know it but I can't be sure
Wait, it's in the ding dang description. Heck.
I think we need an update on this story. Wtf happened. It was a story for 1 day only.
Where's the episode where Amber and Matt talk Taylor?
How the fuck do they know about rxk nephew I literally burst out fucking laughing 😭😭
I can get you a tunnel by 3 PM
They did outsource the labor though.
Sounds like Jewish Akira
So they were making Hasid Porky's shower?
Amber I read your book. It was pretty good 9/10 but be nicer to the Anarchists
Do all the chapos live in LA now?
I think Will is still in NY, but in that article from 6-12 months ago, he said he might move to LA eventually
will is the only jenny that is still from the block smh
intro song sounds so much better at 2x speed
Poor Felix worried about people calling him a self hating Jewish guy. What if this came from another dimension
Nah I feel like all Jews acknowledge that Hasid’s do some very weird/hilarious things when viewed from outside the orthodoxy, and it’s totally fine they’re having a good time and we get a chapo out of it.
Lucky for them they had a nice view to watch women and girls shower
Who's this Amber person?
Just say messiah, wtf is moshyak
It's to distinguish that this is the messiah according to these guys specifically. I agree they probably should have explained it when they first used the word for those of us that don't know shit about these guys in New York.
As far as I’m aware, Hasidic Jews generally refer to the messiah with the Hebrew word-Moshiach
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CAAAAAAAN YOUUUUUUUUU DIIIIIIIIIIG IIIIIIIIIT?!?!?!
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3:34 The phrase is "champing at the bit," not "chomping at the bit." These hosts are profoundly unserious people.
You new round here?
I can't believe Will would use a word that means precisely the same thing considering there's brave warriors such as yourself that will admonish him for it
Will cannot properly pronounce the word rather either
These comedy podcasters are so unserious smh my head
Chemping at the butt.
Amber drags this podcast down. She's not a quick wit, and she's mean for its own sake, so she's a lazy wit.
Amber: I like to think I'm a pretty handy person.
Girl you talk on a podcast and wrote some drivel called “dirtbag”.
If amber is a handy person I'm an astrophysicist.
ok?
i am also still very upset about the highly specific thing the girl of the show said 18 hours later
@@TrueGrandImperial what was specific about that? It's just a serious case of verbal diarrhea. She likes to talk shit, so she gets shit in return, it's only fair.
@@rodrigoroa6753are you also not talking shit?
yeah but how much drivel have YOU written lately? quit pocket watchin' and move along, malcontent
Felix rules
Get Adomian on damnit...
it HAS been too long omg
there's NO way he doesn't get put back on the shortlist for beltway garage impressions. very much looking forward
This is real lyfe DIG DUG! The DUG lyfe chose me!
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