Cruelty Squad
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People in video:
Fitz: @Fitz
Internet Historian: @InternetHistorian
Jack Manifold: @JackManifoldTV
Alex Kister: @AlexxKister
Albino: @AlbinoVEVO
Anything4views: @coldones
Ayylmao: @ayylmaotv
Bubgames: @BubGames
CdawgVA: @CDawgVA
Civvie: @Civvie11
Critikal: @penguinz0
ColossalIsCrazy: @colossaliscrazy
Drewgooden: @drewisgooden
Vinesauce Vinny: @vinesauce
Vinesauce Joel: @VinesauceJoel
DolanDark: @DolanDarker
ElvisTheAlien: @ElvistheAlien
Foekoe: @Foekoe
Gigguk: @gigguk
Hbomberguy: @hbomberguy
Jaiden Animations: @jaidenanimations
James Lee: @JamesLee
Justin Whang: @JustinWhangYt
Kit Wisp: / kitwisp
OddSauce: @OddSauce
McNasty: @mcnasty
Meat Canyon: @MeatCanyon
Mizkif: @Mizkif
ManleyReviews: @ManleyReviews
Nexpo: @Nexpo
Odd1sout: @theodd1sout
OrdinaryThings: @OrdinaryThings
oompaville: @oompaville
Ramsker: @Ramsker
SemperPie: / semperpiedelis
SrPelo: @SrPelo
Caddicarus: @Caddicarus
Jschlatt: @jschlattLIVE
JAubrey: @jaubrey
Jek: / jekarse
Jimmy Here: @JimmyHereOfficial
RTGame: @RTGame
Rusty Cage: @rustycage
Scarce: @Scarce
Slimecicle: @Slimecicle
Sneako: / sneako
SomeOrdinaryGamers: @SomeOrdinaryGamers
ssethtzeentach: @SsethTzeentach
SwaggerSouls: @SwaggerSouls
TeenageDisaster: / teenagedisaste5
Twitchyanimation
TommyInnit: @TommyInnit
Uberdanger: @UberDanger
UpIsNotJump: @UpIsNotJump
Wendigoon: @Wendigoon
WilburSoot: @WilburPlays
Willne: @WillNE
Yahiamice: @Yahiamice
if anyone was missed out / not put in the video it's because there were so many some just got lost over time and I love you all
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Edited by:
Ramsker: @Ramsker
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Yahiamice: @Yahiamice
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Hell no
DRAIN GANG
ermmm what the duece
No
nah
I did a voice cameo and yet you made the Brandon Herrera joke. In response, I have created a program that will use bot accounts to watch this video thousands of times but for only 3 seconds each, destroying your algorithm optimization. L+Ratio+Divine Link Severed+Mortis
a Mortal Blow
Holy shit its brandon herrera
Yoooooo blessed Wendigoon sighting
turkish homelander
I love you - as soon as I saw this comment I heard your voice over!
Pyro single handedly cured my short-form content addiction by tempering my patience with his horrible upload schedule
Ah for me, his upload schedule has forced me to rely on short form content in the meantime. I only watch 2013 vine compilations now.
I am infertile from eating scented candles
Pyrolive will just react to this and stretch it out into a hour long video.
@@Duckman231910 hour long video
Lmao
I love every time it cuts to Pyro interviewing Ville about the meaning behind various things, Ville's just like "Man I don't fucking know, you think I planned this shit out?"
I feel like he doesn’t wanna reveal to much about the game, that he wants the meaning of it too stay not only vague but too be interpreted in different ways. In my opinion the game is just trying to show that no matter what we do we will also be human. Nothing more or nothing less and that without death and suffering life can feel meaningless, even to the point were people wish for death just too be rid of the stale and miserable life they lived. I also think it kinda makes fun of the real world on how we’re always trying to find ways to live longer. To the point that we put our bodies back together with metal and weird meat. Like with unlimited money you can become immortal in the cruelty squad world. Maybe thousands of years in the future we will end up like some of these characters, bored of or never ending lives to the point we do whatever is possible to just feel some sort of happiness, that or we wish for death. Its really amazing how deep this game goes and the amount if conclusions you can come up with to try and understand the meaning of it.
Whole point of the story is a melding between Bataille, Land, Gnosticism, and Delueze. He took a rhizomatic approach to game design, took current tech fueled right-wing twitter style subculture aspects, accelerated tech bro capitalism to it’s final form, and then presented it with those Bataille quotes at the end as a statement of energy and the accursed share. Catastrophic waste…etc, coupled with the gnostic aspects. The archon’s, etc
@@DiamorphineDeath how does one say so much yet so little at the same time
@@DiamorphineDeath It's actually all pretty standard cyberpunk philosophy but with flesh/bio punk aesthetics...
@@kobre1149 Idk dude, how about you go and read Bataille and get back to me, so you can actually understand my comment there weeb
I like how Pyrocynical explains how there's a method to the madness of Cruelty Squad's art style, and how it's not actually random, but like a minute later during the interview, Ville himself calls it "A bunch of different shit that's not really related at all".
lol
And I love the comments on this video trying so hard to find meaning too.
He hates his fan base and took revenge
Ville was talking about what influenced his style when he said "a bunch of different shit thats not really related at all." his style is the amalgamation of various contrasting influences into one unholy one. there is, at the very least, a consistent tone to the madness. ville dislikes deep analysis of his work and i would agree his work is more of an expression of this subconcious melting pot of cynical hatred that comes from all sorts of places, slowly building up over the years, (much like how his style was formed). its a deep resentment with the way of things, the utter dissonance between people and systems, how they work, and how they are claimed to work. there is a general meaning in his work, the resentment within is universal in a way that other more disingenious people attach their own biases to.
"Art can be interpretated differently" - Some nerd
Ville is one of my favorite types of artists: the type that has thousands trying to interpret the mindbreaking truth to his art, but when you ask him directly, he answers back in the thickest Finnish accent "It looked weird and I thought it was cool, so I put it in the game."
reminds me of david lynch
“eraserhead is my most spiritual film”
“elaborate on that”
“No”
@@CozyBananaikr lmaoo
reminds me of Wim T Schippers, the dutch voice of Elmo, who makes crazy art like an installation that was just peanut butter on the floor and when you ask him about he says 'it's peanut butter on the floor. I thought it would be fun'
@@CozyBanana reminds me of Tomislav Jagnjic, a guy who makes fantasy art with huge monsters and this whole enchanted mystical forest with so many little details type of art that he just names a picture of a huge monster i nthis forest "bro, this my crib"
@@CozyBanana reminds me of
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I love how Pyro went all the way to Finland to interview Ville to probably get some meaningful answers but instead just got “I don’t know its just some bullshit i came up with” just love it 😂
LMAOOOOOOO
I felt a certain irony that listening to him speak is almost as painful as the game itself, with how little energy he puts in getting words out
@@Ff323SDude sounds like he's about to cry with every sentence
honestly the way this game is made trying to think about your decisions will make you insane, so just go "wall texture? I got this image of a blue gradiant, that'll work"
His answers were pretty typical for a Finn
Fun fact, the 640x480 resolution joke at 3:40:39, is a reference to lengendary programmer Terry A. Davis.
He insisted that his project TempleOS is locked at 640x480 resolution at 16bit colors. He said that god had told him that,
he had schizophrenia. RIP
Lengendary yeah okay buddy very funny.
🚪here’s the door
RIP terry, i still think about him a lot
@@BiggerBossN313 What exactly was your problem?
@@epsteindidntkillhimself69 I’m sorry 😔 it was bait and you fell for it
@@BiggerBossN313 Lmao.
The fact that Internet Historian and H.BomberGuy both collaborated on a video together is occupying all of my focus currently
I know right, knowing what went down a couple of months later makes this a very strange incident
@the_big_bad_reaper I'm out of the loop, what went down?
@@Pietreszcz long story short Hbomber releases huge video on plagiarism (I recommend it, it's really good as is his whole video catalogue) discussing it and exposing MULTIPLE CZcamsrs for having plagiarised other peoples work with sections of the video being dedicated to different CZcamsrs instances of plagiarism, historian is one of those CZcamsrs he discussed and with the damming evidence revealed historians credibility has (rightfully, plagiarism is not something anyone should do professionally) taken a massive hit as a result.
@@the_big_bad_reaper thanks a lot for explaining
Also Cr1tik4l & Sneako. Didnt Sneako threaten Charlie's life or some shit
Gonna timestamp all cameos, comment to add to list (50/56)
12:27 - Critikal
24:05 - Fitz
26:34 - Jschlatt
27:18 - willne
29:57 - Rusty Cage
42:39 - TommyInnit
46:04 - Dagoth Urr (AI not counted)
49:49 - Ramsker
50:30 - DolanDark (maybe)
54:44 - SomeOrdinaryGamers
1:01:22 - ColossalIsCrazy
1:02:23 - Nexpo
1:03:30 - Joe Rogan (AI not counted)
1:11:24 - Slimecicle
1:18:48 - Jack Manifold
1:23:36 - Jaubrey
1:23:43 - RTGame
1:23:49 - Foekoe (Not credited)
1:23:57 - Justin Whang
1:29:04 - Meat Canyon
1:31:27 - Slimecicle (Repeat)
1:32:00 - TwitchyAnimation
1:36:36 - JimmyHere
1:36:55 - Ayylmao
1:37:13 - Mcnasty
1:41:15 - Caddicarus
1:59:41 - ElvisTheAlien
1:59:51 - OrdinaryThings
2:00:30 - Mizkif (maybe)
2:14:28 - Yahiamice
2:15:26 - Biden (AI not counted)
2:16:07 - Sneako
2:16:40 - Bub Games
2:30:27 - Alex Kister
2:30:54 - Ssethtzeentach
2:34:55 - Scarce
2:48:55 - CDawgVA
2:57:19 - Gigguk
3:02:09 - Wendigoon
3:04:02 - Swaggersouls
3:07:31 - Manley Reviews
3:09:39 - Vinesauce Vinny
3:10:26 - UpIsNotJump
3:11:12 - Anything4views
3:12:14 - Hbomberguy
3:13:12 - JaidenAnimations
3:19:57 - Theoddonesout
3:29:53 - Teenage disaster
3:30:51 - Wilbur soot
3:31:41 - Albino
3:32:14 - James lee
3:33:46 - InternetHistorian
3:34:58 - Civvie
3:40:36 - UberDanger
3:50:17 - Drew Gooden
3:50:46 - Vinesauce joel
29:57 is Rusty Cage
Jaiden’s timestamp is past when she talks!
@@miyumixxx fixed mb
3:34:58 civvie
3:04:02 swaggersouls
The game was pretty good apart from the colors permenantly blinding me for life. 6/10
Same
true
How
I'm taking a shit rn
How
3:04:00 this guy's voice acting is fucking incredible. There's a lot of good line reads in this video but he stands out so much.
swagger souls, he's hot
I'm like 90% sure that's JLongbone putting on a voice because it sounds almost identical
lmfao
Gaming *BIO-POD!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
26:28, too. schlatt is a surprisingly good VA when playing a completely deranged lunatic
26:51 I love how he briefly laughs and then it cuts to another groan like nothing happened.
It's funny how pyro describes how genius and well tought out everything in the game is and then when he asks the dev why he did what he's just like "idk ehhh looked nice"
its like english teachers making us write essays about the book when the author just wrote a random story that wasn't supposed to be taken so seriously
@@darnellnoir I promise you the authors you read in English class were trying very hard to write very serious work
@@wafj nope
So what inspired the genius of Bram Stoker's Dracula and Frankenstein to tell such a bold new theme in such a great way.
"Meh we just joined some writing contest and made something"
@@wafj i meant as in they definitely didn't give a character blonde hair to show how pure they are they just wanted to give em blonde hair
As a Finnish person it warms my heart that Pyro fell for the oldest trick in the book: making a long-form youtube video about an Ylilauta troll post.
OLDEST TRICK IN DA BOOK!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
suomi perkele
@@capperbuns I like how this guy doesnt even know what that troll is. Dont get wrong I idea I have no idea what even is that.
Benis
@@rocreditcredite0659WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT’S THE OLDEST TRICK IN DA BOOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
I love how the theory guy (at 3:02:08) is voiced by Wendigoon, one of the only people on earth who could say such an absurd theory like this
I feel like he has
Whoever worked on the Spanish subtitles did a stellar job. So everyone can enjoy Pyro’s work without a language barrier and even give an opportunity to those looking to polish their English skills with this kind of content. Greetings from a Colombian fellow in Canada.
Hola amigos canadienses 😎
I was thinking about that, doing the subtitles of a 4 HOUR video must take a lot of time, AND with not errors, just magnificent
I want to add that whoever did those subtitles has unparalleled sense of humor by leaving the primal roars of celebration at 4:15:52 completely unsubbed
I love how much meaning everyone puts into every pixel of this game and then the creator just says “oh, I just did it. I didn’t think about it to much.”
Evangelion in a nutshell
Just like every English teacher making you pull trash out ya ass explaining why authors wrote things certain ways
Meaning is where man makes it.
@@JizzingJesus fr 😂👌
There is anecdote I read a long time ago: A film crew member was attending a filmmaker school or something and they watched an excerpt from a movie, it showed a girl in red shoes running across the field and the teacher was making a point about girl's shoes, saying that "Color red represents her running as if the ground itself under her is on fire" or something along those lines.
But the guy attending to the lesson was in fact present when that scene was made and he remembers that the Director was raising hell on set, because he didn't like those shoes and for some reason those were the only ones available.
3:11:20 No way he got chad to actually read a couple sentences without stuttering. Truly one of the videos of all time.
He should've gotten him to voice a little character, a little fella with sunglasses, a little egg guy
@@pxder a funny little character
I saw his name in the description and I knew immediately that he was going to get pissed off at the script
It's a little fella
Who is that?
I’d never thought I’d see the day that Drew Gooden, James Lee, Caddicarus and Jschlatt all appear in one video. Literally can’t get any more vast with your Cameos.
when did drew gooden appear?? i lowkey do not wanna watch a 4 hour vídeo to found out😭
Fun fact: Playing a level with the hard mode on will sometimes change elements of the level. A different enemy here a new skybox there. I played the first level a few dozen times and the first time I noticed a change there was a gollum along the side of the building.
Another time there was a knifer on the top floor when you sneak in from the side of the building.
thank you for the fact
I like how the dev's responses online when asked about the game are very cynical and abrasive but when Pyro's asking him he's just like "idk it was a bit of a goof, just having some fun"
"idk I was just playing around with the editor it wasn't meant to be good or deep"
“I wanted cool looking guns but I didn’t wanna do it myself”
Imboutakum
Real recognize real right?
Lack of anonymity for any introvert tends to do that
I absolutely love how when the creator is asked about why he did some things he is just like, “Cause I felt like it”
My farts are better than Pyro’s farts.
I wish english teachers understood this
Based
The creative process I go through in a nutshell.
@@delusion5867I am an english teacher and you still have to write a 500 word essay on why he felt like it
Gotta love how ville looks and sound like he's seconds away from crying at all times. Truly a remarkable finnish speciemen
I can't believe you featured Internet Historian. His mother must be very proud.
When pyro said “what are we, some kind of cruelty squad?” I got chills
Truly one of the comment of all time
I loved the part when Pyro said “It’s sloppin’ time” and threw slop at all of his fans
@@Retro_StaticI'll gladly devour it
I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾
My farts are better than Pyro’s farts.
I love how the creator of Cruelty Squad sounds on the verge of tears like “I’ll answer but why’re you talking to me 😭”
You expect someone who made this game to be well socialized?
welcome to finland
Is it me or does he almost sound scared?
@@scootinkermiepryo emits a powerful aura
He’s just got a very raspy quiet voice and doesn’t socialize the best. Leave the man be.
I'm also pleased to see Ville Kallio looks exactly like someone who'd make Cruelty Squad.
Or live in the world of Cruelty Squad.
I'm proud of my countrymen, he looks exactly like the average Finn.
He looks like he's this close to commit goodbye.
Endings
1 ENTRAPMENT: 3:20:49
2 LIFE: 3:57:21
3 CRADLE OF LIFE 4:07:53
I love how Pyro turned into from Leafy clone to "creating-a-long-ass-obscure-video-game video essayists" traveling around the world to interview the game developer(s). It's a character development 💪
Meanwhile Leafy hasn't changed or matured at all, still the same
Umm hello, Shrek has swag??? Pyro was MLG before anything 🙏🙏
@@sup3rAVATARtlafAN it's actually pathetic how he acts on twitter and he is almost 30 aswell, still stuck in 2015/2016
@@sup3rAVATARtlafAN idk i mean he has changed as in he doesn't make youtube videos anymore which is good because his content was pretty shit, of course that was a different time but i tried to go back and watch his old content and it made me want to die. sometimes he streams now and i like to pop in every once in a while for that but i wouldn't say he hasn't changed or matured, just that he didn't in the same way pyro did.
you forgot how pyrolive is a slop factory
It’s genuinely impressive how many people Pyro gets in these videos. He’s like the CEO of networking
Who did he get please? It's gonna take me awhile to watch the whole 4 hour video, if u can lemme know, be awesome, thanks!
@@billblaski9523Check the description.
@@billblaski9523it’s in the description, so you can look there.
@@billblaski9523check the description
The CEO Mindset strikes again.
Honestly DNA scrambler should be in A tier in my opinion. The fact that it can basically 1 shot every fleshy enemy (with possible exception of fleshpigs/bouncy castles and obviously bosses) even on a bodyshot, is pretty good
2:58:51 Freak isn't a random encounter. He always spawns on Hope eradicated, it's just a coincidence because there is a really really small chance a hope eradicated enemy can spawn in ANY level.
I fucking love Kallio.
"Yeah, I actually didn't test it, how hard it is to get the gun."
"Yeah, I didn't test how hard it was to catch that fish."
"I don't really know the explanation of this level, I just kind of put it there."
It's like he just yeets these ideas into the game and lets it all pile up and fester into what it is now. It's so perfect for this game's setting and chaotic nature.
“yeet”
@@trashboetsense it's more then one, would it be yeetus?
Average Finnish man's imagination
@@littlebeasty5839 I prefer "yeeti," phonetically "yeetee".
@@HolyApplebutter is that a British dialect?
I love how Pyro is explaining the world building and lore in incredible detail but then he'll cut to him asking the creator of the game asking him why he did something and he'll just be like "idk just wanted to do some silly bs" lol
i feel like the hallmark of a really great artist is an unwillingness to explain exactly what their art means, its very clear that ville put a lot of time and effort into every part of the game so i think his aloof attitude is more of a disinterest in explaining himself than an actual lack of meaning
@@SirDerpasaurus probably he's also not too good with English, therefore can't explain some things properly and gives shorter, simplier answers. But for the most part I believe that some features were actually random and just for fun, which suits Cruelty Squad's aesthetics kek
@@ryanvetter5852 lol
literally overselling a dumb piece
@@ryanvetter5852 I have a friend whos trying to explain to me why cruelty squad isnt a shitpost and he explains it like that one pepe silvia scene
Pyro's laugh when describing the extravagant suit always makes me smile
I know some people may think he was high during the interview but I think he just couldn't believe that his game was getting this much positive attention and he's being interviewed for it. It feels like he's about to cry, realising one of his creation is understand or close enough and he's getting recognized for that.
Finally. It's been 50 years since this video started development. Thank you Pyro, truly the video of all time.
Posting twice a year works only if you have a 1 year engineering degree and is into robotics
@@darhiusdwayneramoso2937Asian man
My farts are better than Pyro’s farts.
@@p-__damn fr?
@@iianiiif your talking about Michael reaves 80% sure he’s Hawaiian
Having wendigoon voice the conspiracy theorist that starts his dialogue with “THEORY TIME” is the perfect touch
My favorite touch in the video ❤
I frickin screamed my 2 favorite youtubers working together is always a good feeling
@@miomiomio56 it was so dope hearing his voice in that part. Wendigoon is one of the best youtubers there is, hands down.
Where in the video??
I was quite surprised to hear his voice in this
I finally watched this out of boredom on Christmas Eve and was extremely happy to hear Civvie, Rusty Cage, and Connor on here. I appreciate love being shown to underrated CZcamsrs. Rusty especially basically has all his stuff hidden these days so it’s awesome you put him in here.
The fact that most CZcamsr voice overs are usually mid, the ones in this video fit so well it’s crazy, props pyro!
I’m baffled that pyro didn’t take the opportunity to make even more fart jokes. The fact he can even mention a toilet without getting bricked up is truly incredible. Stay strong Pyro
I mean, he’s just accepted the humiliation, but he doesn’t embrace it.
(Referring to… something you may or may not remember)
I bet he was rubbing his belly when saying that
He did put it straight into S tier..
*Hrmmmmm*
My name is Natasha .. an underworld doctor … FEEELING SICK!!??
THE COMMENTS WILL NEVER LET DOWN MANNNN
I love how the creator of Cruelty Squad looks and sounds exactly like the person who would create Cruelty Squad.
So basically, the nicest Scandinavian person
I genuinely can't discern what any of his personal beliefs are he's such an enigma to me
My fucking favorite part is how you can tell that even *he* doesn't really seem to know what he's gone and made. Something is truly amazing at work when *_the literal creator of the game_* doesn't fully know what he's created.
@@ScripFinganti-capitalist nihilist
@ScripFing left accelerationist, I think. Either that, or he's just a normal leftist who's read a lot of accelerationist philosophy and likes to make fun of figures like nick land or moldbug.
I honestly love all the voice cameos in this video, very well done and a good test of "who's that youtuber"
I saw that this video had been released and I thought to myself "OH YEAH, I need to play this game." So I thought id play through it myself first instead of watching your video on it, literally after the 1st mission it gave me a massive migraine and I accepted that it would take me a long time to complete it, so I settled on watching the video now and playing the game in small sessions.
hearing Jaiden Animations call John Cruelty a "fuck up" feels like getting chewed out by your grandparent
At what time was Jaden?
@@maximan1423:13:13
Same with odd1sout calling the player a “dumbass”
Hearing “family friendly” CZcamsrs swear is like hearing your parents swear for the first time.
Anyone know what song was playing in the BG during that scene?
I loved Yahiamice's rant.
I am so happy that after 15 years we finally got another pyro video, excited that the next one can be enjoyed by my grandchildren
HERE COMES THE UNFUNNY COMMENTS!
@@pufhball2710 *funny
DIVINE LIGHT CONNECTED, UNHOLY SLOP SEVERED
I love Pyrocynical's long form content!
this is like uhhhh pols which is slop backwards
Attempt 7 of not trying to sleep the entire video over, this ones so far the best one, 1 hour in no pauses
I love the way this man talks about his game, he made the thing and is just as confused as the rest of us
It’s been said, but Pyro’s progress from Commentary Slop to extremely one-of-a-kind extreme long form essays is still mind blowing but welcome
Transition from? Please never look up pyrolive
The slop exists, but it is hidden on pyrolive
the old slop was way better than the shit on pyrolive
@@mydrillasanjay5397I’m confused why does everyone hate pyro live. I’ve watched some of his commentaries and they seemed fine.
@@armored_guyhe people who hate it are either joking or 7 year olds
I can see why this video took so long to get out: between the MASSIVE amount of people voicing in this, the fact that Pyro actually interviewed Ville (who looks like a bizarro version of Pyro strangely enough), and just the insane deep dive into the game like with any Pyro video, the sheer amount of effort is insane. Another masterpiece from the slop master himself!
Into the pyroverse
What if instead of reviewing batshit mindfuck art Pyro made it himself instead. Valle.
You meant to say "HUGE"
isnt it delayed mainly because of rendering issue?
we supposed to get this video like early/middle of june,but one of the editor got pc problem so the project got pushed back
I’m honestly disappointed Chills didn’t voice act in this video, would’ve been funny af
I never watch videos this long, but your stuff always hooks me. Great vid Pyro, looking forward to the next. I'll never mind long waits if each upload has this much time and effort put into it.
love the trend of Cruelty Squad videos having a bunch of the video creator's pals voicing the NPCs
love that Civvie ended up here too!
Jshlatt being the money hungry psycho actually fits too well with EVERY character he has EVER PLAYED
when is this?
that flesh guy will always have fitz's voice now
@@expensiveswordvr8580 26:28
@@kurtJohnson1thank you
he should do more voice acting, he’s great at it
Its actually scarily impressive how many youtubers pyro can collab with in just one video
I was blown away that whang the guy who does tales from the internet did a character at 1:24:01
Man I felt like I was tripping when I suddenly hear Rtgames talking.
@markvangorkum8091 I'm surprised that he got him to VO , didn't know they knew each other
He must have threatened to sever their divine link
I’m really surprised he managed to rope Caddicarus in. I never expected to see him do shit outside of his channel (nowadays at least).
Four and a half hours of analyzing Cruelty Squad and the people and ideas behind it.
Four.
And a half.
Hours.
Good work.
53:16 You've been framed was GOATed
I absolutely adore SwaggerSoul's delivery as the club owner. Kudos to you Pyro for making sense of one of the most confusing games I've ever seen.
It's funny to me how almost no-one in the comment section is talking about the massive amount of different youtubers voicing npc lines in this video. Tis' rather cool
I thought some of it had to be AI generated at first when hearing like 3 people in a row I knew then the deliveries just kept making damn sense and this cameo list is 11/10. Also of course Wendigoon would be the self-aware NPC.
@@FYGUnkleUrple yeah, I agree at first it definitely seemed like AI generated voices which I'm pretty sure some might have been. However like you say, the deliveries of the lines gave it away in the end.
he sounds hokey cokey
@@echo9911Some absolutely were, obviously the TTS voices and the Joe Rogan ones. But I think most if not all the CZcamsr ones were the actual person.
"they cna be killed by any round, but if they get the drop on you, its very dangerous, so im gonna put them in a tier"
*Puts them in S tier"
2:11:54
12:53 - Cruelty Squad HQ
31:11 - Pharmakokinetiks
47:35 - Paradise
1:03:01 - Sin Space Engineering
1:19:09 - Androgen Assault
1:29:44 - Mall Madness
1:57:24 - Apartment Atrocity
2:04:00 - Seaside Shock
2:08:06 - Alpine Hospitality
2:17:44 - Bog Business
2:25:26 - Miner's Miracle
2:39:49 - Casino Catastrophe
2:47:06 - Idiot Party
2:55:06 - Neuron Activator
3:05:03 - Office
3:14:51 - Archon Grid
3:25:47 - House
3:59:10 - Trauma Loop
4:14:59 - FISHING
The game was 50% so I'll go ahead and give you the other half, these videos are always so well produced I can imagine they take a lot of work.
Why would you give ur hard earned money to this degenerate
Considering it’s almost 5 hours and it took 8 months to make, I would say that’s an understatement.
bro paid 10 dollars💀
Pyro does make some really good quality content, one thing is being a youtuber that posts slop (pyro) and another thing is a youtuber who takes passion into what he makes (still pyro), nevertheless, actually an incredible G
@@personnn And you didn’t pay shit.
1:20:43 I love how he's holding a flashlight to you as a hostile dark worlder
The light hurts him so much he thinks he can use it as a weapon against u 😭
Such a nice detail
What a cutie
what a handsome lad
I kicked him off the fucking roof
@@user-bh8zo8gb5qshush. We are cooking theories here
@@user-bh8zo8gb5q _Maybe_ originally unintended. But it would've been just as easy to have him spawn/drop a flashlight on death as to give him one as his "weapon", if actively using it as a "weapon" wasn't the idea.
Man, you assembled probably the greates voicecast anyone could have for their video, good job, Pyro!
Im convinced that this is, by far, the best video essay ever made. Like its so entertaining even when watching it again.
2:16:05 "With an ego so inflated it probably looks like some art I commissioned"
God damn pyro
It's even better because sneako is voicing him
Over 4 hours and 30 minutes of pure content, after 9 years in development it was truly worth the wait, big mcthankies from mc spankys pyro
I am dying and crying and shitting my self as i read this comment it was that funny
i came from my ass after reading this
i just ate a pizza and now i am shitting pure lava 👍
gaben
Mid
I love watching your gaming documentaries and hearing my favorite you-tubers voice unvoiced charcters
My personal fave loadout is the blast shield, double jump feet, ammo gland and anything else for the head slot. Then pack the rocket launcher, and any secondary of your choice (i prefer the minato) then suddenly you can become jon rocket jumper and zoom across most maps with ease
This man managed to turn a tier list into a 4 hour video
Truly the king of slop
@@ImTheGuy indeed
Only pyrocynical
@@zerodragonballfan416 professional slop maker
@@CrashPG3D God of slop
The reason they call the appendix the primitive seat of the soul is, because originally when the appendix was discovered. They thought it housed your soul, because they were cutting open a corpse and the appendix was completely empty this is because it drains out when you die.
3:26:22 lmao, Pyrocynical taking a jab at Tommyinnit while also crediting him in the description
Pyro: so, where the idea came from?
Ville: bro idk, i was just high af.
I love when pyro asks Kallio a question and Kallio just goes "I thought it was funny lol"
God I had a fucking stroke writing that
calio?
Kallio = Calio.
American moment
@@boobosao god damn americans
Only Pyro could make me sit through a 4 hour long video about a feverdream disguised as a game. Thinking about playing it now. Thanks for the recommendation Pyro
hey i was wondering, would it be okay to watch this video before playing the game?, i just bought the game and i dont wanna get spoiled but i also wanna watch the video ugh
@@TrueEithne Video kinda helps new players
@@totallyme5680 thank you!!!
@@TrueEithne it spoils the storyline
@@erick5928 is it major spoilers or just general storyline spoilers that wouldn't affect a first time play through?
I feel like Callio doesn’t wanna reveal to much about the game, that he wants the meaning of it too stay not only vague but too be interpreted in different ways. In my opinion the game is just trying to show that no matter what we do we will also be human. Nothing more or nothing less and that without death and suffering life can feel meaningless, even to the point were people wish for death just too be rid of the stale and miserable life they lived. I also think it kinda makes fun of the real world on how we’re always trying to find ways to live longer. To the point that we put our bodies back together with metal and weird meat. Like with unlimited money you can become immortal in the cruelty squad world. Maybe thousands of years in the future we will end up like some of these characters, bored of or never ending lives to the point we do whatever is possible to just feel some sort of happiness, that or we wish for death. Its really amazing how deep this game goes and the amount if conclusions you can come up with to try and understand the meaning of it.
4:04 Fun fact, you actually don't even need the skullgun, or any implants for that matter, to get over that gate; just stack the two trash bins by the entrance near the gate, and you can hop over it.
Man you should have watched like 3min more
Hands down, the cruelest thing about cruelty squad is that most players, including veteran players are unable to fully utilize and enjoy every aspect of the game because most of us aren't forklift certified.
As a person who is forklift certified I feel morally obligated to 100% this game now.
You poor souls in perdition need to rise like my Mitsubishis Tines
Im not forklift certified but before i got sober my old job let me drive the forklift drunk. I wish i was joking
Only Pyro would have both Sneako and Critikal in the same video. Absolute mad lad.
wheres sneako
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws4132:16:00
Wait where is sneako in the vid
@@266hzhe voices one of the npcs, he’s mention in the description
@@Raiden113 do you know which one by any chance? ive watched the vid but dont know who he voices
Naming a shotgun peacekeeper is on the same level as naming a knife kindness
i dont know how many times i have watched this, but man, its really good
The cameos in this are insane. No way in hell was I expecting bub games to show up randomly
Fancy meeting you here shep
Where did he pop up?
And Charlie too
He got fucking TWITCHY ANIMATIONS to voice, he’s a rule 34 furry artists😭
rusty cage is in there too
Pyro the only CZcamsr that gets anyone on the site to voice each NPC instead of having Gianni Matragrano and his split personalities do all the job, quite refreshing honestly.
so you mean : gabriel , duke nukem any old and sexy man voice
Max0r as well.
You do have to admit that Gianni was the perfect person to Voice Durandal in Mandalore's Marathon retrospective.
@@TheBonkleFox You Are Destiny 2: Preorder Season 69: Season of the Fucking Bullshit
This is also the second time Hbomberguy and Sseth have had cameos in a video together
I love how constantly Pyro mentions Death Stranding really
2:37:48 Nintendo DS Download Play Sound effect
Man I was expecting like 2 hours but 4 hours of high-quality analysis with phenomenal editing and jokes with like 30 cameos is a real accomplishment. Kudos to everyone involved.
@@kaiseymour3636but in the description he credits everyone?
@@kaiseymour3636 Nah looks like the real deal. I think they just sound weird because they wanted to sound like an NPC from Cruelty Squad.
@@kaiseymour3636 Bro they are all real
50+ cameos
@@wewepolapyidk pretty sure I heard Joe Biden
Cruelty Squad and Ville's art in general really gives you an accurate impression of what it's like to be Finnish. Not Finland itself, just being Finnish.
Can confirm
Keskiverto päivä oulussa
@@wilatti3450nii on
Juu, näin o
This game’s always reminded me of Castle Miner Z. That might genuinely be the greatest game of all time imo
the chad bit is still the funniest thing in this video, i love chad from cold ones
I appreciate how you got other youtubers to read the random quotes from the in game people. Felt very natural
no it didn’t?
@@horbledorble5716 ☝️🤓
@@horbledorble5716☝️🤓
@@horbledorble5716☝️🤓
@@horbledorble5716☝🤓
props to the camera man who filmed all of this and pyro for talking for hours without a single break, you must have a really good work ethic
Right? People complain about his upload schedule but dude writes thousand page scripts and produces multiple movie length films worth of content for single videos. Guy has mad dedication and talent
I am infertile from eating scented candles
Work ethnic
My farts are better than Pyro’s farts.
@@lpc9929Hii Mutahar
1:13:25
I used the PM-9 without watching any anime. It was unbelievably good rushing with it.
I'm loving all the Prey (2017) references in this video. It's one of my favourite games.
its so funny that the dev seems the most animated and enthusiastic when he’s talking about gorbinos quest
I would be too it's gorbinos quest
We love gorbinos quest
the gorbinos quest of game devs if you will
i killed my kids for gorbinos quest
He should make a game out of it.
Hearing Jaiden animations, the family friendly story time animator, voice any cruelty squad npc, but Elsa fucking Holmes no less, made my goddamn day
3:13:13 in case anyone wants the time stamp for it.
Yeah like if you told me "jaiden animations voices a greedy world destroying maniac which is immortal purely because of wealth and can just cause entire corporations to crumble out of spite " i would think you are some sort of crazy person which doesn't know what reality is
@@straferthesluggo3096 that actually doesnt surprise me after learning about her political ideology, actually fits her quite well.
@@stankparagon wait what please tell me wdym
wow lol
"...words can´t describe this game..."
Proceeds to make a 4-hour summary about cruelty squad
4:15:42 BLUD SAYS HE'S S RANKED ALL LEVELS AND A RANKS HE ANDROGEN ASSAULT 💔💔💔💔💔
Timestamps because Pyro is "cruel" for not including any:
0:00 Intro
2:56 Cruelty Squad
11:01 Interview
12:53 Cruelty Squad HQ
31:11 Pharmokinetiks
45:34 Sponsor
47:35 Paradise
57:28 The Darkworld
1:03:01 Sin Space Engineering
1:19:09 Androgen Assault
1:29:44 Mall Madness
1:57:24 Apartment Atrocity
2:04:00 Seaside Shock
2:08:06 Alpine Hospitality
2:17:43 Bog Business
2:25:26 Miners Miracle
2:39:50 Casino Catastrophe
2:47:07 Idiot Party
2:55:06 Neuron Activator
3:05:03 Office
3:14:51 Archon Grid
3:25:47 House
3:41:22 Hope Eradicated
3:59:11 Trauma Loop
4:14:59 Fishing
4:32:45 Outro
Bless you
Man's blessed.
thankss
this is like my last chance of getting an answer for this
what's the song played at 2:56? it's been driving me up the wall lately and i can't find any mention of it anywhere
legend
3:04:02 I love how much passion swagger put in his role. so inspiring.
He gave it his all
Who is this?
@@BringBackCyParkVendingMachines Swaggersouls, he mostly makes cs:go videos with his friends and he’s in a group called the “Misfits”
@@iheartnishikiyamaakirathe amount of CZcamsrs who are voice actors in this game is actually crazy to me. I love it so much. Schlatt did fantastic.
@@V_______ i cant tell if youre joking or not but theres zero voice acting in this game it's all distorted text to speech noises like "agdgadbhadbhahhbadhbahdhgbadbhda"
1:15:20 Brief moment of Pyro looking for his cat.
Okay, alright
That was actually pretty funny
Crazy good video. This should be the golden standard for game summary videos
I’ve watched it like 3 times now, I pray I don’t see this video when my life flashes before my eyes