Splitting the Check - SNL
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- čas přidán 2. 10. 2021
- In this Cut for Time sketch, a dinner party (Owen Wilson, Kenan Thompson, Cecily Strong, Heidi Gardner, Alex Moffat, Ego Nwodim) disagrees on splitting a check.
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#SNL #OwenWilson #KaceyMusgraves #SNL47 - Komedie
this would never happen in a Terrazanos
We're not going to be made fools of right in front of our fiancés, right Mark!?!
I know Krav Maga!! You know that I know Krav maga 😡😡
Ahahaha yes
@@HisVirusness I wish I hadn’t told you my name!
Or a Dominico's
"That, I'll admit, was a little grocery shopping," is such a gorgeous line
Now that I've seen the rest of the sketch I feel that it goes downhill from here
Like calligraphy?
"I don't expect you guys to pay for that" 🤣 🤣
@@hahathatsgood
Tnothingpoehle mom https can you
the BEST. ....
The writers seemed to anticipate the exact moment where I'd be losing interest in the first story line and threw in a delightfully random plot twist
lmao exactly what I was thinking. And it worked
Only season 47 and they still haven't figured out how to end skits. This one was acceptable though
Gen Z humour
I read this - losing interest - at the moment it happened :D
M. Night Shyamalan be taking notes.
It’s always the guy who says “let’s just split it evenly”…. Who will always owe the most
ugh my peeve because I dont drink alcohol usually just water I always feel people will say lets divide it evenly.. umm I had a salad only you had 2 cocktails an app and an entree
@@fancyoo8670 and dessert!
Yeah, nothing is more fun than splitting a $1000 bill. 😑
I always feel this is the way poor/cheap people get away with a good night out, just take some friends who don't drink or dont eat that much and split the bill
Does ur name mean My rabbit Rabbit?
Owen Wilson OWNS unassuming, cheerful, wholly dishonest self-absorption.
The accuracy of this typecast 👌🏼
Yes 🙌🏻
He owens it
......while aware he is admitting to it at the same time of his protest.
also, Eli Cash.
@@vinylstynyl I’m hereby boosting the signal on your comment 😄😏
“That, I’ll admit was a little grocery shopping. And I don’t expect you guys to pay for that.”
Hahahaha, prolly charged him $30 for a carton of eggs. 😆
@@lynnwilhoite6194 but the $30 eggs were from farm-raised, cage free, organic, read-stories-at-night chickens LOL. Note: we’d fall for it- 🤣
@@cUser691 Yes, if that’s the case, I’ll take 2 cartons! 🤣
🤣👏👏👏
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I feel like Owen Wilson's face hasn't changed in 30 years.
Hes got a real Bateman thing going on.
Probably because it hasn't.
Owen Wilson is the reason I don't fear aging anymore.
I wish his nose would change, creeps me out.
@@TheEnd-eg6wq I just commented that it's like it's caving in on the right side and that may be cause of heavy cocaine useb
"Did I do that! Urkel." - Looks at the only black guy at the table like its a bonding moment lol
The Black Actor's name you are referring to is Keenan Thompson and he is very talented!!
@@butterflysmile348 I mean, it didn't seem like he was implying he wasn't talented... Do we have to know all the black actors names now? I promise I'm not racist. I'm just not good at remembering names. I'll study though. I promise. Is there a list somewhere or... nevermind, I'll find it.
@@butterflysmile348 I grew up with Keenan and Kel. I'm well aware of his name and his career. I didn't call him "the only black guy in the room" because I'm unfamiliar with who the actor is playing him. You didn't get the point of what I was saying. If I had said "looks at Keenan Thompson" the point I'm making loses all effect. He didn't look at Keenan Thompson. He looked at the only black guy in the room. That's what makes it funny.
@@butterflysmile348 you get me? Find racism where there Isn't any yes
@@crispinhandly6159
I understand your perspective now. Take care.
heidi's "AM?" absolutely killed me LMAO
Do you work for SNL?
@@mikecantreed If only. So we could scrub it of all that SJW filth, amirite?
Her facial expressions and her tone always hits just right. 😂
Yeah, I laughed.
@@HisVirusness no. Snowflake
"Indianapolis Bones" sounds like an adult parody.
@@t10star30 who checks the comments section before finishing the video & then blames posters for spoilers 🙃
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon...Indiana Bones and the Ass Crusade
And now I want to watch it
@@kalilasamo2489 happens to me all the time, and I hate myself for it every time
“Nothing my trusty whip can’t handle -“
*killed immediately* 😂😂
Reverse card :D
does the word 'whip' ever even occur in any indiana jones movie?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reference to when Jones shoots the guy wielding the knife
he’s actually a good actor ngl. his reactions and not overly done mannerisms really do it.
"a little too much information" and laugh response to "im a vegetarian" really got me haha. this was just hilarious!
Me too!! hahaha that was hilarious.
My favorite line
Same!!
hahahah that was his polite way to say : Vegetarian? "I don't give hoot"
LOL. This pretty much nails the first episode of every Amazon Prime original series ever. They seem determined to make it really hard to want to go on to number 2. And yes, the first act of every first episode must veer into sudden -- and very violent -- WTF land.
Indeed.
it's way underrated in my opinion, but I know what you mean. I see it as a good thing, that they're adventurous.
My bad. I'll not watch otherwise 😜
👍👍
So, every episode of Game of Thrones?
“I’m actually more concerned that you called us friends”😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
I'm so glad Owen Wilson is back in business. He is one the top comedic actors of all time in my book.
This has new writers written all over it, and I fucking love it.
Hopefully Please Don't Destroy bois!
Who’s on the team?
This show sucks
@@joshd3192 woke bs
You don’t.
I thought when he said he was blacking out he was getting delirious and was hallucinating the last half. Surprised they committed to the Amazon promo and not ending with him drooling on the table.
Same. Thought for sure he was dreaming it.
That's where I thought it was going too!
Your way is actually way funnier.
@@geoffreymaher7169 Possibly, but I respect the writer’s bold decision to go ape-shit and run with it.
Totally what I was expecting too, that was wild
"Jennifer we can make this work if you tell the judge you were lying" how had no one noticed this part yet lol
"well some people had more than others.."
"Did they?"
Proceeds to read a bill longer than a landing strip 🤣🤣🤣
but the real question is: did anyone else get a chance to eat anything?
They didn't use the tractorpaper...
Owen Wilson makes magic out of just about anything. Glad to see SNL is capable of an exceptional new Season.
Yeah. Last year's wasn't nearly as good as this, though you can probably chalk that up to 2020 being chaotic and the cast members and writers being affected by it.
At least they gave us this before we have to endure Kim K next week.
@@gllyflower She will likely surprise us all.
@@lizannewhitlow1085 Nah. I'll add though that I also don't like when they have athletes as well. 99% of them are wooden and terrible.
@@gllyflower Kim👍 LOVE Ye too. Love Kardashians & Kaitlyn Jenner. Eager to see what Kim brings…
"they had us in the first half, not gonna lie,"
You're gonna battle, you're gonna fight, no matter what you're gonna be alright
I had like #888!
I thought it would end with him having some dirt on each of them to blackmale them into splitting the bill.
The way he laughs at his own impression, grabs the dudes wrist next to him and then softly reiterates what impression he was doing is masterful.
Not just the guy next to him - the *Black* guy next to him. It was part of the joke that he whispered "Urkel" to the only Black guy at the table.
I cringed and laughed at rhe same time 😬😬😂😂😂
@@dmochatI think that's a projection from you pal 😂
@@NukaColaKris No, he's right. The black guy is the only one who definitely knows the impression. He's basically going "That was cool, right?"
"I'm a vegetarian"
"A little too much information" hahah xD
The, "Carson Daly: Chicken Broth and Vodka" 🤣🤣
just obeying my thrist... f'ing owen wilson is a pro
An Indiana Jones with Owen Wilson as the star would actually be amazing. Just make it a similar character to him in Shanghai Noon and it'll be film of the year
Actually loved the absurdity of this
Me too.
That took a weird turn, after several weird turns.....
Haha yeah right but I was like so everyone was cool with Nazis on SNL but were upset about Pete Davidson as Dog the Bounty Hunter?
This has to be written on drugs.
And it was still terminally unfunny
Owen Wilson's delivery is legendary.
I love it when the villain doesn’t hesitate and just pulls the trigger 😂
Not hearing the audience laughter threw me off. I was like, “How is no one laughing, this is HILARIOUS??!!” Then I saw the comments lol 😂 I’m glad I’m not alone in loving this
it probably got cut for time
It says "cut for time", which means it was pre-filmed, but they didn't show it to the audience.
@@WillowJordan1979 That's not what that means.
Owen Wilson didn't say "wow" once in this episode.
wow, that's crazy, wow
He did say kachow wich IS close
excellent
I thought he did a great job 👏🏼
@@alexandramarberry1023 Yes, or the family reunion where the entire cast plays his family, like the Sandler and Walken family reunions!
" Your picture is on the wall". Eating the porter house Very SNL level comedy. Thumbs up to the writers and cast. and of course Owen Wilson
"We're still figuring it out."
The same could be said for Peacock.
Yea kind of rich … it’s the worst platform of them all
And this sketch.
@@annsawyer5684 llol.
And that's how Indianapolis's son, Fort Wayne Bones, inherited the family business.
And his son... Gary.
@@RossAllaire Mr West L. Bones doing the engineering for the expeditions
He'll need some help from his Catholic brother South Bend Bones to find the map to the grail!
The business Evansville Bones started with only $5 in his pocket. So inspirational.
@@hthumbs4072 I believe you are mistaken about who started the business. His name was Anderson Bones, and he got help from his sister, Muncie. (Evansville tried to sell them up the Ohio!).
LOVE these weirdly arch high-concept filmed spots.
owen replying "a little too much information" when alex said he was a vegetarian is hilariously underrated
I feel like this was a subtle nod to Amazon completely destroying “Utopia” by killing off every likable character, almost immediately.
they destroyed it when they remade it. The original was perfect.
@@adamouellette5971what was the original?
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If you have to explain it, means it ain't funny
Not even a spoiler alert? Disrespectful
An interest walk from "splitting the check" to the death of "Indianapolis Bones".
In comedy writing, detailed setups that lead to a surprise denouement are called a "Jarvis street transfer", for the Chicago writer (Walter 'Rye' Schultz) who first used the device in Laurel & Hardy's classic "Esplanade of Romp".
This film, which was shot on location in Chicago on the grounds of the 1893 World's Columbian Exposition, used writing styles like the "jarvis street transfer" to reinvent comedy.
Our country's best comedy colleges (the best of which is SUNY HA!) were smart to make mastery of the "jarvis street transfer" required learning, and based on the quality of "Splitting the Check" SNL writer's clearly did not skip class to play hacky sack on the quad.
Some people are going to be all “nerd alert!” at this so I just wanted to jump in first and say - Thanks! TIL.
Is this true? Or are you having fun in the comments?
Nothing makes comedy funnier than an idiot giving a completely unnecessary lengthy explanation of shit absolutely nobody needs to know about
Also.
If you go to a "comedy college* you will never make it in comedy
@@skankhunt-wy9wy i gave the abbreviated version of the story. I totally skipped over the jealous writing partner who claimed he was the Jarvis inventor...and I never mentioned anything about how Rye Schultz got so lost in Chinatown opium houses that he had to start over after losing all of his money to a dealer named Dante Rudd Mcgee. Dante's own story was cut short after a failed attempt at a leadership takeover.
SNL paid tribute to this in their skit where that weak dealer played by Chris Redd tried to take over the drug empire run by Keenan.
Sure you can laugh at the surface jokes...but comedy is so much funnier when you know the underlying stories used by today's comedy writers.
Mikey Day's dissertation on Rye Schultz is required reading for any kid who is trying to make it in writing.
May the force be with you
i got whiplash from that plot twist
‘Is no one else really blacking out right now?’ 😂 the fucking genius dodged the confrontation
The lighting is insanely good in this. And yes so are the performers!
love the turn this took. Not what I was expecting.
So who's paying now?
The pitch session for this had to be interesting. Either that or one of the more reliable SNL writers was just like ‘hey guys, I’ll have something for you by end of day,’ and everyone was like ‘cool.’
I love that they played the actual Indiana Jones music while calling him Dr. Indianapolis Bones 😂
Literally rewinded multiple times to “they wrote that on the bill” 😂😂
Is Kyle Mooney ok? Why is he not in this Cut For Time sketch? Cut For Time is his speciality.
No, he's not okay. His besties gone
Ouch
@@rocko.ambition4342 beck left ??
@@Devin-pw7qw yeah
@@datboisazon6466 why
The funniest sketch in a while and they cut it! Classic SNL
Can't believe I have not seen this before. This is, hands down, one of the most brilliant SNL skits ever. Wonderful absurdist writing and performances. And proof why they need to retire the topical cold opens of late and do stuff like this instead.
Amazon Prime: We’re still figuring it out.
Me: Still trying to figure out this skit. 😂
You and me both, pal. What the hell did I just watch?
It’s saying that Amazon Prime is full of shit! And figuring their film programming TF out. 🤣🤣🤣
When he gestures to Kenan after "Urkel??" was -- incredible. Just. Incredible.
I was chuckling along before that moment, but once it happened, I completely lost it.
I've totally been in this situation. Met a group of friends for drinks in a hotel bar some years ago. When we receieved the bill we discovered that one couple, who had left early to go home, had added their dinner to our tab. Needless to say they were never re-invited to join our evenings out.
It's not just Amazon Prime. Netflix's "The I-Land" gave away the big reveal in episode 3/7 and it was done by one character telling another the whole plot. Original series are a mixed bag across streaming services.
Sometimes I know where the sketches are going but then sometimes the writers take a line of coke halfway through the script and do a 360 on the skit.
Edit: geez 180 or 360 it doesn’t matter it’s not that deep get over it. 😂 just laugh and move along 😩😂
360 or 180?
@@dracox3108 1080*
@@EdwardViaTomato 1080/360=3, so they spun three times and kept going in the direction they started?
@@scottstewart5784 Yeah, but now they're a little dizzy so they're stumbling around
@@scottstewart5784 yes, is that not accurate to the skit?
This is true, always that one person who orders the most at the table
Yes, 35 years later I am still tramatized by the first time I went out with my co-workers and my $5 salad cost me $20. I was just out of college. lol
@@TaraColquitt I once paid about $80 for a ceasar salad, at a dinner where a couple of friends decided they liked oysters and bottles of vintage cabernet.
Worst ever to me, two guys ordered $60 cigars for themselves and made us split it.
@@TaraColquitt Salad lovers’ dilemma!
The legit first thing I. Ake sure of once sitting down is how we are doing checks. Just have everyone pay for themselves or couples for couples. Is that so sophisticated ?!
If someone finds themselves in that situation where they are about to have an 80 dollar salad, tell the waiter waitress to split your salad off on it's own. The rest of those clowns can have their own bill to pay.
Now THAT was a good plot twist! Bravo and well done, writers 👏👏👏
you had me at "98 ounce Porterhouse Steak"---gotta try one of those
The new additions are very promising.
Yeah that guy really shot that gun well
Nope, they have no presence
@@kitcoffey7194 Did you see the stool sample sketch??
Didn't like ol boy's Biden, but his Larry the Cable Guy was pretty frkn good.
@@dbadagna the girl was irritating. The whole lip thing. It's like she couldn't keep her tongue in her mouth.
"Hey, it's 5am somewhere!"
Lmfaooooo
“I was just obeying my thirst “ 😂😂😂 first line that had me rolling
So many twists and turns, I loved this!
That was a nice little twist in the end. Lol great skit!
This reminds me of classic Monty Python sketches that start out one way and take a sharp turn, sometimes because they realize the whole thing is silly. LOVED it!
Python has a nuttiness that at least makes you laugh. Every SNL sketch is the same a group of people and the one guy who does different from the others. The same format in every sketch. I wouldn't mind if I was laughing but there's nothing to laugh about
This is by far one of the better ones SNL has had in a long time
"You killed Dr Indianapolis Bones in the first episode"
Bloody brilliant
You know, Owen Wilson would make a decent secret agent Hames Fond.
Owen Wilson as Indiana Jones is freaking amazing 😂
This is so funny. I'm keeling over with laughter.
"You killed Dr. Bones in the first episode?!" Wow. Just wow.
Ok this was a great sketch!!! I like that it just went a completely different direction halfway through. This was a great first episode back of SNL :)
Omg this made me absolutely crack up, the pacing was phenomenal...
Never before have I been so confused yet so amused at the same time.
I'm sitting in Denver's international Airport at 5:55AM laughing maniacally to myself. This is priceless.
That's weird. It wasn't THAT funny.
Did you order a Cadillac Margarita? 😂
I wish I could be that easily amused. Life must be great?
There’s nothing SNL loves more than cutting the best sketch of the night…somebody get me in the dress rehearsal audience!!!
Exactly ! This was the best skit.
One of the more creative sketches I have seen lately!
Ok this was gold all the way through. The lion's share ughghghghghghghg lol
strong Lonely Island The Shooting AKA Dear Sister vibes from this one.
what you say?
Hear, let me google that for you
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I don’t know if any Owen Wilson performances will ever top Wes Anderson Horror Movie.
One of my all time favorites
Ed Norton really delivered the best ever Owen Wilson performance.
@@guidoguido2245 shhhhh that’s Owen Wilson, we don’t want people to know
“Bowl of Turkey chili with a rum floater” 💀
2:58 “Dentist turned janitor turned influencer” 😂😂
I love how chaotic this is
Amazon ruined it! I wanted to see how much he was gonna pay.
Best SNL skit in a long time
U guys always have the best plot twists 😭
So he got out of paying his part of the bill 🤣🤣🤣
Owen Wilson as an Indians Jones type character is what we neeeed!
1st snl clip I enjoyed in years
This had a real "I Think You Should Leave" vibe. Loved it
"the Carson Daly - chicken broth and vodka"
Cecily's "there's a photo of you on the wall..." @1:12 was perfect!
"Only on Amazon Prime. We're still figuring it out" was actually the funniest line there :D
This was actually better than the last couple they kept in...though the night as a whole was solid.
Lol this was a well orchestrated sketch! 😂😂😂 loved the twist at the end.... very M. Night Shamalannana lol
This was really good.
“Nothing my whip can’t han…” BOOM 💥 LMAO 😂
Well that went left real quick.👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼😆😆😂😂🤣🤣😅👌
Wow that took a left turn I was not expecting.
That was fucking BRILLIANT!!!!! OMG, seriously I just laughed so hard that I'm crying 😂🤣. Talk about subverting expectations! 🤗❤👍👍👍