Top 100 Disney Birds Ranked - DIStory Dan

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  • Disney Dan is on the hunt for the most eatable Disney Birds in this ranked Tier List. Which bird is the best? Which birds are the worst? Make sure you rank your own list of all 100 Disney Birds and share it!
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Komentáře • 343

  • @HyruleSwordsman94
    @HyruleSwordsman94 Před 3 lety +270

    “Scrooge McDuck, F class.”
    Take off that shirt.

  • @lillianward2810
    @lillianward2810 Před 3 lety +163

    I did not expect to be so offended by your placement of Scrooge MacDuck.

  • @kenken-sl3jl
    @kenken-sl3jl Před 3 lety +180

    Original Daisy: basic, boring, toxic relationship
    Duck tales Daisy: ✨stunning, Hardworking, actual cute and healthy relationship

    • @wellidontreallyknow990
      @wellidontreallyknow990 Před 3 lety +4

      The relationship in Duck tales may be healthy but it's still boring.

    • @Alejandroigarabide
      @Alejandroigarabide Před 3 lety +8

      Daisy in "Legend of the Three Caballeros" is even worst than classic Daisy. She's even more selfish, breaks up with Donald, dates another duck in front of Donald just mere days after the break-up, and returns to Donald only after her replacement boyfriend leaves her to die crushed (someone else saves her and she survives, but only seems interested in Donald after he gets a new job and a big mansion).

    • @societyofcriminals
      @societyofcriminals Před 3 lety +1

      Daisy in Ducktales is one tier above Classic Daisy

    • @Kerberlos
      @Kerberlos Před 3 lety +1

      unless they added Daisy at some point and I didn't realize it, then I'm pretty sure you're referring to Della duck, Donald's sister.

    • @saintfighteraqua
      @saintfighteraqua Před 3 lety +2

      @@Kerberlos I haven't seen the episode yet, but she was introduced.
      She's also in Quack Pack as a reporter.

  • @__.jaylarenee.__
    @__.jaylarenee.__ Před 3 lety +85

    Dan the Entire time,
    You know yOu CaN eAt ThIs OnE

  • @rkhoe1105
    @rkhoe1105 Před 3 lety +112

    "100% could eat that baby"

  • @shuuichissaihara
    @shuuichissaihara Před 3 lety +71

    Completely agree with the penguin waiters being S class

  • @lauren8152
    @lauren8152 Před 3 lety +42

    "He looks like he always owes you $16" i laughed entirely way too long at that

  • @hydra3344
    @hydra3344 Před 3 lety +46

    "There's not a kevin out there that I trust,"
    *Defunctland would like to have a word with you, Dan*

    • @JordanSmuth
      @JordanSmuth Před rokem +1

      I’m so angry, Donald Duck is a flipping classic

  • @carminecdinoproductions
    @carminecdinoproductions Před 3 lety +47

    The Finding Nemo “Mine!” seagulls are pretty funny!

  • @daniexists6
    @daniexists6 Před 3 lety +52

    Dan, I am disappointed in you for your placement of Scrooge McDuck.
    You should've placed him in E class so we could eat the rich.

  • @baybvgo2.058
    @baybvgo2.058 Před 3 lety +59

    Rosita from the Tiki Room is definitely E class. That’s why she wasn’t on the bird mobile.

  • @sketchnotes2246
    @sketchnotes2246 Před 3 lety +30

    I just saw your dragon figure chomping on that Donald tsum tsum lol

  • @neptune3161
    @neptune3161 Před 3 lety +32

    "evil beaky nipples of death" -disney dan, november 2020

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst Před 3 lety

      he really loves talking about disney nipples huh

  • @Nerd_with_internet_access
    @Nerd_with_internet_access Před 3 lety +55

    Me: sees the Cinderella birds: oh, cute
    Dan: mentions the peasants shoes
    Me:they... they are.... what?!?
    👁👄👁
    (I never noticed the shoes before, but now there is no unseeing them 😥)

    • @glitchwitch7452
      @glitchwitch7452 Před 2 lety

      SO UPSET AT YOUR DISRESPECT OF THE NON-PRINCESS DISNEY MOVIES 😤

  • @lilj4818
    @lilj4818 Před 3 lety +19

    Omg I’m so attacked! 101 Dalmatians is my jam. I’ve seen it a million times, own like all of the merchandise ever, and even my kitchen is 101 Dalmatians themed!

  • @lome28
    @lome28 Před 3 lety +28

    Great list, but the rooster from Robin Hood deserves better for whistling the most catchy intro to any Disney film!

  • @LostWipeoutSimpsons
    @LostWipeoutSimpsons Před 3 lety +37

    Let me get this straight. Hammer birds will murder you, but shovel birds are useful tools?
    I think shovel bird is just getting the grave ready, tbh.

  • @MyBoyBuildsCoffin
    @MyBoyBuildsCoffin Před 3 lety +10

    You did Daisy (and Donald) dirty!!

  • @professormultipurpose5244
    @professormultipurpose5244 Před 3 lety +19

    Bruh, Uncle Waldo was literally introduced as an A class meal, he was born to be E class

  • @RinzlerHoC8
    @RinzlerHoC8 Před 3 lety +15

    I literally watched this because of my sons, Jose and Panchito. Should have been S class, but I am gladly not disappointed.

  • @petros6013
    @petros6013 Před 3 lety +55

    I'm impressed, you didn't miss a single bird.

    • @gilgamesh10
      @gilgamesh10 Před 3 lety +8

      Yeah if you don't count Webby, Gizmoduck and Mrs Beakley.

    • @LucasBradleylpbproductions6
      @LucasBradleylpbproductions6 Před 3 lety +2

      Pretty sure he missed the birds from "Valiant" as well as a few others.

    • @societyofcriminals
      @societyofcriminals Před 3 lety

      @@gilgamesh10 Weeby would be in B class
      Mrs Beakley would be in A class
      Gizmoduck would be in S class

    • @societyofcriminals
      @societyofcriminals Před 3 lety

      @@LucasBradleylpbproductions6 Valiant was released under the Disney umbrella but it wasn't made by Disney

    • @rachaelmow
      @rachaelmow Před 3 lety +1

      Tip from The Little Mermaid 2

  • @ivanbutler5772
    @ivanbutler5772 Před 3 lety +49

    Darkwing Duck in S-Tier, You know it!

  • @weirdproq
    @weirdproq Před 3 lety +13

    Was not expecting the F class and hatred for Scrooge. He's S tier for me. Otherwise, I loved the video.

  • @loraleistandish
    @loraleistandish Před 3 lety +12

    ‘I don’t trust a Kevin’

  • @maycausedizziness
    @maycausedizziness Před 3 lety +15

    I always thought it was funny when I was eating at DCA Carthay Circle lounge and was eating Duck Confit and was watching Donald and Daisy do a meet and greet. LMAO

    • @AJ17_
      @AJ17_ Před 3 lety +1

      Daffy?? LOLOLOL

    • @maycausedizziness
      @maycausedizziness Před 3 lety

      @@AJ17_ LMAO just caught that... I meant donald... ngl I was partaking in something when I typed that

    • @CDSCRATCH10
      @CDSCRATCH10 Před rokem

      You just sitting there like 😬😬😬yiiiiikes

  • @119ca
    @119ca Před 3 lety +12

    He did not diss MY HOMIE WEEZY like that! Lol

  • @clarktooncrossing3975
    @clarktooncrossing3975 Před 3 lety +46

    How to tell when you’re a Disnerd with too much free time: when you list all the Disney birds, rank them, then justify trying to eat them.
    Donald... BASIC!?! How DARE you sir!!! This and no Della!?! Dan, you’ve hurt me here. XD

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 3 lety +110

    Buck from Chicken Little was the absolute worst Disney father. Send him to the ranch

  • @jincxz
    @jincxz Před 3 lety +9

    “You wouldn’t eat a pidgin!” Have you never heard of squab? Lol

  • @josiesarered
    @josiesarered Před 3 lety +5

    i can imagine all the E class birds just running for their lives and dan just chasing them with a spear 😂

  • @freaks_show
    @freaks_show Před 3 lety +6

    Wow Disney has a lot of birds

    • @DistoryDan
      @DistoryDan  Před 3 lety +3

      This list wasn’t even all of them.

  • @ElyseExplosion
    @ElyseExplosion Před 3 lety +22

    Listen. EVERY Disney bird is eatable if you put your mind to it.

  • @moose8351
    @moose8351 Před 3 lety +5

    “If you are that kid...do some self reflection”
    I’m deeeeead💀💀💀

  • @lunaria973
    @lunaria973 Před 2 lety +3

    Gosalyn is one of my favorite Disney show characters because she’s adorable in every way possible and her dynamic with D.W. Is amazing.

  • @linnyrudy1234
    @linnyrudy1234 Před 3 lety +4

    omg you make me laugh - "this bird just always looks like it owes me $16" classic comedy!!!

  • @broadwaygoat7687
    @broadwaygoat7687 Před 3 lety +2

    “U can literally eat every character in Bambi”
    The Hunter: 😐

  • @unknown_limes
    @unknown_limes Před 3 lety +8

    Diablo is S class solely bc he's played by Sam Riley in the live-action version and Sam Riley looks REALLY HANDSOME there. It remains the only time I've ever been down to,,,, y'know,,,,,, a bird
    Also, love that C class is only occupied by Chicken Little characters. They, uh, they really should've revisited the character designs before fully animating and releasing that movie.

  • @hop775
    @hop775 Před 3 lety +7

    Uncle Waldo should have been in the eat category, he's well marinated!

  • @Sarah1519
    @Sarah1519 Před 3 lety +6

    If birds with teeth make you uncomfortable DO NOT look up what the inside of a goose mouth looks like that could very well give you nightmares.

  • @coriander1521
    @coriander1521 Před 3 lety +6

    This is so specific yet I’ll watch lol

  • @saintfighteraqua
    @saintfighteraqua Před 3 lety +2

    Mrs. Beakley, Webigail, April, May, June, Donna Duck, Goldie, Gyro Gearloose...So many Duckburg characters!
    What? You know you were going to get comments like this! XD

  • @thecrazyape7051
    @thecrazyape7051 Před 3 lety +5

    Whoo! My boy Zazu got A Class.
    That's what'cha get, Iago! You ain't got what Zazu got!

    • @thecrazyape7051
      @thecrazyape7051 Před 2 lety

      It's been almost a year since I posted this. Still happy Zazu got an A Class.

  • @melodydyk6170
    @melodydyk6170 Před 3 lety +19

    I LOVE Fantasia 2000 don't @ me

    • @lillianward2810
      @lillianward2810 Před 3 lety

      Saaaaaame

    • @michaelflaherty3202
      @michaelflaherty3202 Před 3 lety +2

      it's better than the original. They really tightened it up. But yeah in terms of box office, four people saw it in the theater.

  • @idunnobutyay2520
    @idunnobutyay2520 Před 3 lety +2

    I love the Surfin Bird intro

  • @lolavon138
    @lolavon138 Před 3 lety +2

    Oh man. I’m so glad I found you. Your laugh is so infectious.

  • @candydemure
    @candydemure Před 3 lety +2

    Iago has teeth too, but the bird from Chicken Little is going in F?

  • @RPena98
    @RPena98 Před 3 lety +4

    Your laugh always makes my day, thanks for another hilarious video 😂

  • @societyofcriminals
    @societyofcriminals Před 3 lety +4

    I think Sam Eagle would be A or B class, Porgs would be in E class and Della would be S class

  • @staryshards
    @staryshards Před 3 lety +4

    fun fact: most chickens we eat /are/ male roosters

  • @rickynandall9368
    @rickynandall9368 Před 3 lety +7

    First you gave me #weneedmorenipple, now you gave me #pitroasteddonalduck !! This is why I love your channel sir. Keep bringing the weird!

  • @martini279
    @martini279 Před 3 lety +8

    hey scrooge had to work hard for 100 years for that money he deserves to swim in it and spit it out (plus he has to work out very much so he doesn't crack his head open)

  • @carminecdinoproductions
    @carminecdinoproductions Před 3 lety +6

    You forgot Ono the Egret from The Lion Guard!

  • @CinnamonGrrlErin1
    @CinnamonGrrlErin1 Před 3 lety +1

    Your Figment plush makes me wonder what the Disney dragons would taste like now.

  • @memethyst
    @memethyst Před 3 lety +4

    i will NOT tolerate this wheezy slander

  • @wavygrayvy
    @wavygrayvy Před 3 lety +2

    Something tells me I'll still be thinking about all the iconic ducks in B class at 3 am... that and Megavolt and Liquidator apparently being birds now

  • @meltedcrystal5945
    @meltedcrystal5945 Před 2 lety +1

    Dan: "Did anyone see Fantastia 2000? I don't think so"
    *sweats in having an animation professor who worked on the movie, specifically the Rhapsody In Blue part*

  • @SproingyLemming
    @SproingyLemming Před 3 lety +2

    I haven’t even started watching this video and it’s already the best thing I’ve ever seen.

  • @melskunk
    @melskunk Před 3 lety +7

    The longer this went on, the more I feel Dan should have eaten before doing this. Going from chickens and geese to parrots and eagles in eat class?? (But not the bird with an actual orange for a head)

  • @eaglejones856
    @eaglejones856 Před měsícem

    I love love the Description Dan gave for launchpad. It describes him pretty well. He’s literally the guy you get in a car with because you’re gonna go to the airport and you’re low on time so you call launchpad he gets into the airport right on time but it’s the most anxiety written ride you’ve ever had.

  • @DuchessRococoPuff
    @DuchessRococoPuff Před 3 lety +6

    Can’t wait to eat the Hammer Birds from Alice in Wonderland. 😂

  • @JeniJustJeni
    @JeniJustJeni Před 3 lety +2

    I thought Becky was a Loon in Finding Dory

  • @mnp-gachaney2023
    @mnp-gachaney2023 Před 3 lety +2

    How about a rank on on Disneyland mascots?

  • @idunnobutyay2520
    @idunnobutyay2520 Před 3 lety +2

    One of my professors in college reminded me of Ludwig von Drake- he even had the accent!

  • @elliert20
    @elliert20 Před 3 lety +4

    I would trust Launchpad McQuack to hold my drink

  • @jammer7vvvq691
    @jammer7vvvq691 Před 3 lety +2

    Mirror bird...
    flying in the air on a sunny day...
    looks down at you and your poor eyes...
    Nope!

  • @EChacon
    @EChacon Před 3 lety +2

    I loved the birds that appeared in the various Disney films and shows.
    Also never laughed so hard at a video like this especially on which Disney Birds you would eat.

  • @looneymooney7207
    @looneymooney7207 Před 3 lety +1

    God, your laugh is so contagious. Love your videos!

  • @TheAnimatorOfOpallyon
    @TheAnimatorOfOpallyon Před 3 lety +4

    José Carioca is the best !!! Also Pablito Penguin !!! Los 3 caballeros is one of my favourite Disney movies.

  • @ThePennyVlogz
    @ThePennyVlogz Před 2 lety +1

    I’m not kidding this is one of the best videos on CZcams

  • @ZadnoleyaEdits
    @ZadnoleyaEdits Před 3 lety +2

    Dan you came through with the sass today!

  • @GMFFans
    @GMFFans Před rokem

    The seagulls are legendary! 😂
    In my opinion.
    I just have to say I love your channel and I am glad that you are not afraid to share your opinions.

  • @whimsicalclouds
    @whimsicalclouds Před 3 lety +3

    "When was the last time anybody watched Bambi?" - Four days ago, actually 😂

    • @DistoryDan
      @DistoryDan  Před 3 lety +2

      I’m so sorry

    • @whimsicalclouds
      @whimsicalclouds Před 3 lety +1

      @@DistoryDan It's okay, I like to make myself suffer from time to time

  • @Emthe30something
    @Emthe30something Před 3 lety +1

    I thought nipples is all I needed. But I needed this too.
    If you don't get the nipples reference, go find that DisneyDan video and come back.

  • @dakotahrednour5245
    @dakotahrednour5245 Před 3 lety +2

    You should see the new DuckTales where Donald’s nephews got their makeover.

  • @mietitore1823
    @mietitore1823 Před 3 lety +2

    There are birds that were not mentioned. Magica De Spell, the parrot from Pirates of the Caribbean, the enchanted tiki room birds, other characters from Ducktales 2017, the parrot from steamboat willie, the jubjub bird from Alice in Wonderland, the ghost seagull from Pirates of the Caribbean, and more.

  • @bumblebeepicnic6917
    @bumblebeepicnic6917 Před 3 lety +2

    Putting the Fantasia ostriches in F class? Bruh, did you not see those thighs? Those are some E tier drumsticks.

  • @kaylaphillips3713
    @kaylaphillips3713 Před 3 lety +4

    What about Valiant? No one ever remembers that movie. Tbf I don’t remember a single thing about that movie I just remember always seeing the cover in our movie collection.

  • @eggyrat
    @eggyrat Před 3 lety +1

    love the video! ❤

  • @meredithannhoward-hutton8501

    Mary Poppins has a bird on her finger in the movie

  • @olivernugent4464
    @olivernugent4464 Před rokem

    7:57 Dan: “remember the last time you watched Bambi?” Me: “yeah, yeah I do!”

  • @justanerdyhobbitgirl
    @justanerdyhobbitgirl Před 3 lety +2

    Tbh I see Mickey and Minnie as more basic than Donald and Daisy XD
    I love them all though

  • @LucasBradleylpbproductions6

    I'm surprised you never mentioned Valiant. Makes sense because I'm pretty sure nobody remember "Valiant".

  • @katistrub5926
    @katistrub5926 Před 2 lety +1

    I never realized there were this many disney birds until now

  • @markthomas6236
    @markthomas6236 Před rokem +1

    I love what you do

  • @Dontmakemerun
    @Dontmakemerun Před rokem

    "thick humid air that carries everything that is annoying"
    Welcome to Florida!
    😂 Would love to see that on a road sign.

  • @leilanihernandez8306
    @leilanihernandez8306 Před 3 lety

    More of these types of videos please 👏🏼🙏🏼🤩

  • @katiemzehe
    @katiemzehe Před 3 lety +2

    Can you make a reaction video of you watching Chicken Little?

  • @DaddyOfTheSugarVariety
    @DaddyOfTheSugarVariety Před 3 lety +2

    Sam the Eagle(The Muppets) would be delish!

  • @mrmaneak5936
    @mrmaneak5936 Před 2 lety +2

    Who knew a video about birds could be so controversial..

  • @MajesticWorld19
    @MajesticWorld19 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how C Tier is EXCLUSIVELY Chicken Little characters

  • @meowth5986
    @meowth5986 Před 2 lety

    the fact that Surfin' Bird is playing
    it's just fantastic

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo Před 3 lety +2

    Happy Thanksgiving, not christmas. It's still November

  • @kns_kns
    @kns_kns Před 2 lety

    There is so many Disney owls you could do a whole video about all of them if you haven't, I've noticed that's definitely one of their favorite animals to use lol

  • @bychrischannel
    @bychrischannel Před 3 lety +1

    Also, could you please consider ranking Don Bluth/Amblimation birds someday?

  • @theprinceofdrummers
    @theprinceofdrummers Před 3 lety +2

    Disney Dan bringing the ridiculousness again! Great vid as always!

  • @tokyomootsie
    @tokyomootsie Před 3 lety +7

    Kevin's a girl!

  • @sailormoonlover9474
    @sailormoonlover9474 Před 3 lety +1

    Two fun facts!!
    #1. Iago was voiced by none other than Gilbert Gottfried. Who true PBS KIDS may remember as this bird.
    #2. Gilbert Gottfried also voiced Digit in the PBS KIDS show, Cyberchase. Yeah!! Remember the theme song??
    "Cyberchase, we're moving
    We're beating Hacker at his game
    Don't tell me that he's trying to hack the Motherboard
    We'll get him every time!!"

  • @katerinapeklenk2016
    @katerinapeklenk2016 Před 2 lety

    The mine mine seagulls are so hilarious that I can't really consider them annoying imo.

  • @missmangas7298
    @missmangas7298 Před 3 lety +3

    Eat Hei-hei from Moana, i totally agree! He isn't funny, useful or likable; this chicken is just stupid and annoying! I bet he would taste good though X)
    Eating Iago is a bad idea. Why? With him at your side, you will never be bored! This guy is funny, can help you stole precious tresures and gives you advices; he won't abandon you.... unless you don't treat him well like Jafar did in Aladdin 2. Iago is not one hundred percents honest and trustwhorty but he's a fun companion. No need to devour him!

  • @metalxhead
    @metalxhead Před 2 lety +1

    Was that a wax museum Brad Pitt as Kevin Perjurer at 9:42??? Hahahahah