You know that can tear a bathroom up with those protein farts. They probably lock the boots in a room with them and use his massive shits to train the soldiers for gas attacks.
They are because you normally train for muscles the same reaoson as him, and you assume that he can just grab you and slap the shit out of you, but if you would actually train for combat and you’d be leaner, stronger, and agile than him you would shit on him, because the guy just has big muscles but it’s slow
@@uniform6-1 Haha I knew a soldier who would drop and do 20 pushups every time he walked in or out of a doorway; at the company training area, the classroom, locker room, barracks. Here at work there is a Birder patrol agent who does 50 push ups every hour on the hour on shift.
@@johnny88sunday true. That is why elite forces are not too muscular. You need some muscle and size for strengh and combat but endurance, intelligence etc are more important for elite forces.
I think he could handle a 2 mile with a 15:30 or below. Maybe not a good 5 mile though, but since when did the army care about a 5 miler outside of Ranger school? You need guys of all builds and sizes to make a solid Squad. Guarantee he can wield the Gustav or 120 like few others.
No most ego driven. When u rich , or tall or good looking ur more calmer because it shows and ppl will naturally give u the praise and admiration everyone seek and want. But they are the most vain inspite of the outward humility. When u praise ppl u cause ppl to be tempted to feel themselves. N ppl tend to feel heaven and men view them in their own complacent light tht they view their own selves in. U can tell this when u say sumn bad to them, they quickly respond "but I'm rich tho, but I'm tall , tho , but I'm good looking etc". Where all the humility go? But true humility is in spirit , a man can be outwardly humble , but is full and boastful in his heart. Thts why u never praise men. Inspite of their outward attraction or glory. Thts why God picked david prolly , inspite of the other 7 brothers being tall and muscular and fit for human pride and war. And david was the smallest. God say he pick according to the heart. He dont pick as man picks. A cute dress, a handsome face, a tall physique, and a beautiful smile attracts the ppl... but let these go away u will see how feeble tht strong friendship is . It will crumble.
Most of the time no. It’s too expensive to test for a single soldier or a randomized set of soldiers, so you end up having to test an entire company to make it cost effective, which in turn causes it to be even more expensive.
Its actually not lol. You will find plenty of meatheads shooting gear in the army. Command teams often dont even care or attempt to test them since they boost their PT score averages for their units
@@ClydeSherburger The only reason the Army doesn’t just pump dudes full of the stuff is because “medical ethics” and stuff. Why wouldn’t you want higher physical output while also retaining higher levels of muscle protein synthesis and creating a physiological environment conducive to much faster recovery. If steroids weren’t illegal the way they are, you’d see a lot more juiced up personnel.
@@greenprism93 because the cost of buying enough roids for the entire military force would be astronomical, most service members (just like the average population) are fucking idiots who dont know how to use them, and lastly if you put the average male on testosterone or PED supplements then their body will become physically dependant on it and no longer produce testosterone and other hormones efficiently like a normal young male or female. How tf r u gonna supply dudes with drugs on the front lines consistently when its difficult enough getting them ammo, food, and water? So no, putting every service member on PEDS is a terrible idea
Yes, because everyone act as if he is just because he's so juiced up Big juiced up muscles don't matter in the army Edit: I started an absolute war due to this comment🤣
@@timmysdad4741 Yes he's probably more experienced than me, so what? Why would I care, being a juicer isn't a compliment All it takes is one bullet to the face Edit: awwwwww, look at all the people who support his comment"he's a 100× better than me" 🙌🙌🙌
Thing about being big and mascular is nobody can fuck with you. Your sheer muscular figures is already intimidating. You don't even need to know how to fight.
Don’t anger him … then he gets green and his name changes into HULK the Machine… ruuuuuun baby run …. He turnes into green …… 🔥🔥🔥🔥✌️😜✌️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🔥🔥
@@ferumcastrum4097 I gotta be real, in my BCT Company and our sister companies, only a single guy out of 700+ came even close to looking like that and would still be short 20 pounds of muscle. Everyone joins young and it takes along time to look like that.
![Eminem - Houdini [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/22tVWwmTie8/mqdefault.jpg)
70% of the millitary budget goes into feeding this man
"HOLY SHIT HE JUST KEEPS BULKING"
You accidentally said feeding when you meant to say injecting
@@hopinondeeznuts350 you'd still get dwarfed by this dude even if you injected
@@jax3695 I’m saying that he’s been receiving injections
@@hopinondeeznuts350 There are no injections allowed inside the military camp. They get checkup, if you got seen having injections, you're out.
"he's useless in combat, hes a big target, to heavy"
*Wipes Cheeto fingers from keyboard*
🤓
I would rather eat cheetos than risk my only life for millions of strangers, imo this "mY CoUntrY, mY pEoPle" Is absolute bs.
@@apolloarts5412 someone took that personally
@@apolloarts5412usa soliders risk their life for oil not for milions of strangers
@@apolloarts5412 they risk their lives so those strangers can live in peace broski
@gravity bong they risk there lives so people don't get killed in buildings being flown into by planes
"What unit are you in?"
"I am."
lol
Underrated comment
Shout out to Pete Weber😁
“What unit are you in”
“Yes”
Daym
He only joined so he could get a free place to live and spend his money on protein 😂
He will get all the protein he needs in the army canteen for free!
@@ToTheDoom he'll be in the DFAC line for 3rds and 4ths lol
Free gym too
Can’t wait till he deploys and he has absolutely no gear…
You know that can tear a bathroom up with those protein farts. They probably lock the boots in a room with them and use his massive shits to train the soldiers for gas attacks.
“Where’s the tank”
“Right there.”
Best comment of my day 😂
Sir i shot with a anti tank shell and he is still running towards me
“yea well we have a hulk”
Ooomg best comment of the day 🤣🤣🤣
Omg😂😂
"TIME TO WAKE UP, MAGGOTS!"
"Nah im good"
"No problem sir"
Haha
LOL
😂😂
lol
💀
Jack reacher: finally a *worthy* oppenent our battle will be Legendary!
😂
❤😂
was looking for a comment like this ...
lmao Allan ritcherson or Tom cruise?
@@THEORD3REMP1REwho do you think?💀 Blud is the same size as one of the actors.
"Juggernaut inbound"
It looks like they've been feeding this man other soldiers
Steroids
Mfs a titan
💀
Another sacrifice is needed
Perfect comment
Dads in Pixar movies:
😅😅😅😅
fr tho 😭
Ngl dads be so noodle-y looking in Pixar movies.
Faxs😂
@@AJ-vr9hf cap, the main characters be having noodle arms
That man took the super soldier serum
“What unit are you in?”
Bro is the unit
You need a 12 kill streak to call this guy in..
Best comment
Ronaldo has it! Sorry that was a true black humour 😔
@@WikEdit.what
Bro a whole scorestreak 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Every military boyfriend in movies:
Love triangle dramas where the boyfriend is away at war and a stranger tries to steal the mc's heart
@@imnolongerasking5933ntr moment my dude
@OwO thanks for telling me 😀
@OwO Don’t click? Well only since you insisted, I won’t click
@@imnolongerasking5933that one family guy episode
"This is Alpha team,We need a tank support..!"
"Roger That..!"
*dropped this guy with Two parachutes*
Real life jack reacher
Bro’s playing the tank role💀💀
💀
First funny comment from this
🦇🍲
@@ok9yrago834 No.
MLBB
he is the type of guy that helps a kitten down the tree, by picking up the tree and shaking it
Mr. Incredible 😂
No he just rips the tree out of the ground and then leaves
and then once the kittens down he picks it up and starts shaking it too
@@datwee7576 average Russian
@@goingoutsad that clip funny asf
10 bucks he gets put on carrying the heaviest weapons in the squad 😂
"Drill Sarge-"
"I already did."
"What do you-Oh...."
“What branch are you in?”
“Mine.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
won
He just looked around for a brach to do pull ups😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watching your custom created character in a cutscene like:
When your character upgrades their strength:
If only I could like this twice.
Saints Row be like:
@@wheresmygrasses1549yo I was playing that today you don't want to see the monster I've created
Xenoverse max width option
What are you gonna do give me more PT? Drill Sargent: No but I’m taking your Creatine
Guys like this are the first ones to run
"He's such a nice guy" that's because everyone too scared to be mean to him 💀
w ezio profile pic
If you scared because he got muscles you shouldn’t be in the military I mean that dude may be big but prolly softer than a baby’s bottom
@@liamdornbrook8429 ok
w pfp
@@monifilemoni2704 Thank you lol
Tanks were invented in 1916.
1915:
What a unit. That guy's secondary is the SAW, his primary is probably that 4 barrelled bazooka from Commando lol
People are always intimidated by the biggest guy but they’re usually the friendliest
More jealousy than anything I think
People are really insecure
They are because you normally train for muscles the same reaoson as him, and you assume that he can just grab you and slap the shit out of you, but if you would actually train for combat and you’d be leaner, stronger, and agile than him you would shit on him, because the guy just has big muscles but it’s slow
@@lilmanq7746 🤣🤣🤣
@@lilmanq7746not necessarily.
@@markwalker6048 more like envy. The idea that you have to work hard for this kind of physique pisses them off.
“GIVE ME 50!!!”
“nah you do it”
“SIR YES SIR”
More like, Just 50??
" already did them "
@@uniform6-1 Haha I knew a soldier who would drop and do 20 pushups every time he walked in or out of a doorway; at the company training area, the classroom, locker room, barracks. Here at work there is a Birder patrol agent who does 50 push ups every hour on the hour on shift.
“When I said 50 I meant dollars, give me your fucking wallet”
@@nodafy"Sir no sir... I, I mean"
"Oh now your ass is mine😁"
When Goggins asks “who’s gonna carry the boats?” ☝️
Emphasis on the plural for this guy while Goggins’ is just helping carry one.
Bros juicin in the barracks
Damn bro looks how I imagined myself looking in 20 years when I was 6 years old
Biggs you made me cough on my shit 😂😂
You can get this big too if you take the same steroids he does.
@@Nontoxicz you know people look like this natural right? Muscles doesn’t automatically equal steroids
@@peanutbutter368 lol its really easy to tell in this case.
@@Nontoxicz no you just don’t know what people are capable of
This man is his own fucking unit
😂😂
He’s several battalions in 1 man
More like a brigade and a half
A whole damn division
Nah this man is his own branch of the military 💀
Crazy thing is he’s definitely overweight by military standards 😂
Jack Reacher, in the flesh.
Now imagine this guy if wars were still fought with swords and sheilds
He'd get gassed so fast and probably get slaughtered
😂 Dang, I think that’s how most of them look and fought back then
@@proboanimations3767 they prolly looked alot better. (Not all blown up with water)
@@proboanimations3767 no they'd look alot better, not all puffed up with water
@@jerrycadarottestoungewiggl3176he’d look sick af tho
Dudes built like a super soldier in a avengers movie
Dude is literally build like the doomslayer
You're totally not referring to captain america right?
@@user-pu4ss6ie3k Nah, this guy looks even more impressive than Steve.
@@luukstofberg7571 I bet he has a pet rabbit
looks like captain asia
They say they call him juggernaut Jonathan 😂
Now lets see him run a marathon
Let's see him run 5k, or even around in a battle - prime heart attack candidate
@@johnny88sunday true. That is why elite forces are not too muscular. You need some muscle and size for strengh and combat but endurance, intelligence etc are more important for elite forces.
I think he could handle a 2 mile with a 15:30 or below. Maybe not a good 5 mile though, but since when did the army care about a 5 miler outside of Ranger school? You need guys of all builds and sizes to make a solid Squad. Guarantee he can wield the Gustav or 120 like few others.
@@lukereece6421Until his hormones start tanking from a lack of sauce.
Some men can pack up easily
And then he’s probably the nicest person you’ll ever meet
Why?? He’s a mercenary of the state…… makes him an idiotic tool!!
Fr
No most ego driven. When u rich , or tall or good looking ur more calmer because it shows and ppl will naturally give u the praise and admiration everyone seek and want. But they are the most vain inspite of the outward humility. When u praise ppl u cause ppl to be tempted to feel themselves. N ppl tend to feel heaven and men view them in their own complacent light tht they view their own selves in. U can tell this when u say sumn bad to them, they quickly respond "but I'm rich tho, but I'm tall , tho , but I'm good looking etc". Where all the humility go? But true humility is in spirit , a man can be outwardly humble , but is full and boastful in his heart. Thts why u never praise men. Inspite of their outward attraction or glory. Thts why God picked david prolly , inspite of the other 7 brothers being tall and muscular and fit for human pride and war. And david was the smallest. God say he pick according to the heart. He dont pick as man picks. A cute dress, a handsome face, a tall physique, and a beautiful smile attracts the ppl... but let these go away u will see how feeble tht strong friendship is . It will crumble.
@@juniorsamuels2395 cope
@@juniorsamuels2395 my nigga waffling the most random shit 💀
" Bro tells parents to do homework " 💀
Bro choose to born 💀
"Bro din't swim to the ovum the ovum come for him(sperm)"💀
Bro bullies his own bullies💀💀
Bro tells the landlord to pay him rent instead 💀
Bro was inf rizz
I guess steroids isn't included in the drug test
I’m glad someone said it…
Most of the time no. It’s too expensive to test for a single soldier or a randomized set of soldiers, so you end up having to test an entire company to make it cost effective, which in turn causes it to be even more expensive.
Its actually not lol. You will find plenty of meatheads shooting gear in the army. Command teams often dont even care or attempt to test them since they boost their PT score averages for their units
@@ClydeSherburger The only reason the Army doesn’t just pump dudes full of the stuff is because “medical ethics” and stuff. Why wouldn’t you want higher physical output while also retaining higher levels of muscle protein synthesis and creating a physiological environment conducive to much faster recovery.
If steroids weren’t illegal the way they are, you’d see a lot more juiced up personnel.
@@greenprism93 because the cost of buying enough roids for the entire military force would be astronomical, most service members (just like the average population) are fucking idiots who dont know how to use them, and lastly if you put the average male on testosterone or PED supplements then their body will become physically dependant on it and no longer produce testosterone and other hormones efficiently like a normal young male or female. How tf r u gonna supply dudes with drugs on the front lines consistently when its difficult enough getting them ammo, food, and water? So no, putting every service member on PEDS is a terrible idea
Before I was born, my dad at 17 years old looked exactly like this 😂
And I imagine that is why you are here today 😂
@@susane7221 off topic… but yes
How I thought I would look like at 18 when I was 10
This is how I will look like at 18
@@mikeoxmaul9870probably not lmao
Your younger self had a dream, make that lil man proud
@@mikeoxmaul9870that’s years bro idk
@@tacocat0436 that dream can only come true if you inject yourself with testosterone enhancing needles
When you beat the game and go back to visit the starting area
🤣💀😭😭
underrated
Brooo
Bit this is the most underrated comment bruv
Cj from gta San Andreas
What branch are you in?
Him: my own 😂
Take away his creatine and see what you get 😂
"but can those muscles stop a bullet?" -🤓
Probably... you see those damn arms
yes, they stop bullets from hitting others
When i see that thing on the battlefield I’m running back home.
Bro's probably so fast he can catch the bullet and lift a tank
A bullet totally ain’t going through those pecs
Online gangsters on their way to type "he aint bulletproof" 🏃💨
*Chat war* ⬇️
Half the comments lmao
Yes, because everyone act as if he is just because he's so juiced up
Big juiced up muscles don't matter in the army
Edit: I started an absolute war due to this comment🤣
@@UnpopularTrueFact I’m sure he’s still a hundred times more experienced than you Gabriel
@@timmysdad4741
Yes he's probably more experienced than me, so what?
Why would I care, being a juicer isn't a compliment
All it takes is one bullet to the face
Edit: awwwwww, look at all the people who support his comment"he's a 100× better than me" 🙌🙌🙌
@@UnpopularTrueFact someone’s mad
Dude showed up to training mid blast cycle
bro is an entire battalion 💀
Im not gay... but I can be😶
He's a fluffer!
Someone let Master Chief take off his armor.
😂😂
Chief is skinny and athletic. This dude's a space marine.
@@hearthatbirdNot even, bro is an adeptus custodes
@@hearthatbirdczcams.com/video/GqvmTfuHqeI/video.html
@@legendaryfrolox6285nah bro we found the missing primarch.
XS1 Goliath has landed!
Bro ain't a unit, he's a division
Bros diet consists of eating his fellow comrades 💀
Cumrades
Aldrich was made a lord of cinder,... not for virtue, but for might.
@@sykatrys5127cumrags
Bro eats the prisoners of war
“All those muscles are gonna slow him down while he runs” - 🤓
facts, 1 bullet, he ☠️
"Those muscles won't stop a bullet" - 🤓☝️
Every second you’re not running he’s only getting closer
@@anakinskinwalker1724 “those muscles can’t protect him against a grenade” 🤓
@@bubbafett4787 be very cautious if you hear him approaching, because if you hear him, he’s sure as hell heard you.
Bro runs a 13 minute mile
He's probably the guy who carries the radio
"Its not about physical strength, its about mental strength" - 🤓
True
But if you really had mental strength shouldn't you also have the discipline to get your ass to the gym
If by mental strength you mean PED'S then sure
That’s literally what a soldier is about😂
@@Eternalkanjiand physical lmao
“no you do pushups”
Nah he does earth downs
@@deeraye97 like chuck Norris
Thing about being big and mascular is nobody can fuck with you. Your sheer muscular figures is already intimidating. You don't even need to know how to fight.
@@grizzlychad284 now hold up he isn’t that strong chuck got it
@@deeraye97 pushdown
Don’t anger him … then he gets green and his name changes into HULK the Machine… ruuuuuun baby run …. He turnes into green …… 🔥🔥🔥🔥✌️😜✌️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🔥🔥
Bro must be a pog noway an infantry marine is getting that much protein😅
"Asian rock isn't real he can't hurt you"
Asian rock:
That's foul 😂😂😂😂
That's foul 😂😂😂😂
That's foul 😂😂😂😂
That's foul 😂😂😂😂
@@latanyawatkin9656I think bro thinks it's foul
When he first joined and was a rookie
Drill Sergeant - 👁️👄👁️
he probably did it after bootcamp, you’d be dead if you go through bootcamp with a body like this.
@@ferumcastrum4097 Courtesy of Pvt Beefcakes over here everyone drop and give me 50
@@ferumcastrum4097 I gotta be real, in my BCT Company and our sister companies, only a single guy out of 700+ came even close to looking like that and would still be short 20 pounds of muscle.
Everyone joins young and it takes along time to look like that.
@@roy6907 Or steroids mind you. Unless he was crossfiter then I’d believe that he can be that big
King you dropped this 💉💉
Guarantee he never even maxed out on a PT test. These big guys have a lot of heart, but fall out first unfortunately.
My guy needs 2 plate carriers just for his chest
He needs no plate carrier. He IS the plate carrier.
@@patthapon13807plate carrier wears him.
Bro is the plate.
That's actually a terrifying thought if your that guy in the trenches and you hear "medium or large" ☠️
I can imagine him just walking menacingly in a battlefield with all the bullets fired from the enemies just deflecting off his body
L bozo + who asked + no one cares + get better
Lmaooo, only if, but imagine tho
Man of Aluminum
@@briexisz 😛
You typing this with one hand huh.
He’s not being rude. That’s just how he says Hello. 🤣🤣
‘MAGGOT, WHERE IS THE REST OF YOUR SQUAD?’
‘Yes.’
Fun fact: the rest of the soldiers are not his mates. They're there to protect enemies from him.
FYI:he’s the decoy
this guy doesnt get ready for the morning,
the morning gets ready for him
Underrated 🎉
@Meeche Bro ate the morning rooster for breakfast
@@anakinskinwalker1724attention pays him
@@mcspankies2993Splendid
😂😂
This is a dude who doesnt have to tell the next guy "Bro im 260 though!"
Only this isn't a cartoon and bullets and granades don't care how big he is
Bro looks like he drove his mom to hospital when he was about to born
Thanks for 1k likes❤
🤔
@@Rfk_617 🤔x2
@@Rfk_617 u don’t get it?
@@_b4tz_ tf dude 💀
🤔×3
When you combine 2 level 1 soldiers to make a super soldier
Team fight tactics when you get a 3 star unit
He better hope they don’t test for exogenous hormone usage.
Bro looks like the rock on roids
How we all imagined our dads when arguing on the playground lol
Nope, never thought of my Dad when arguing...
@@georges9760 congrats 🍾🎈
@@bentate6288 Thanks
"WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!!! SEND A GODDAMN TANK!!"
General "You got it soldier!"
**Sends this guy**
1960s USMC Drill sergeant: Bigger they are, harder they drop
The military isn’t about fist fighting anymore.
“DRILL SERGEANT, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY”
“YES PRIVATE”
Funi
😂
Mfof
Drill Sergeant - "Can those muscles stop a bullet!"
Him: - "Can a bullet stop these muscles"
🗿🍷
Yeah, no real man that goes to war thinks those stupid movie hero things. Grow up.
@@ericzamora3449 Bro just shut up... Why you bitching?
@@ericzamora3449 calm down bud it’s a joke
@Eric Zamora how about you “grow up” to take a joke.
The guy she tells you not to worry about
Give him juggernaut suit >:] he will be unstoppable.
"but is he bulletproof?"-🤓
are you?
Mad
L bozo
@@syukuridrojer9898 are you??
So people in this replies section clearly can't see that there are quotations and a nerd emoji implying that that comment is a joke.
JJBA main characters be like:
Then they say “I’m 17 years old”
The enemy stand user
ew
@@racist2708 ?
Jojo!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro is a walking tank
Me: How many push-ups did you do on the test?
Him: Yes
bros classified as his own fighter jet at this point
Nah he is a Battletank
@@MaceOfSpades5 like the killdozer
He was issued heavy artillery from the gym lords
@@frosty7264Yes
Nah hes just the first Astartes marine
Bro asks his teacher if she did her homework 💀
Bro tells his mom it’s time for bed 💀
@@builderdude9488 Bro fr
she?
😂
“Where’s the reinforcements?”
“Present, sir!”
He doesn’t shoot the enemy, he ”eats” the enemy
He’s the type of dude that would call his son boi all the time and have a magical axe
And has a talking head attached to his waist 😂
He'd have the belt of chaos
He must also have a blue glowing sword
zoos
@@Dapper_Frog 💀💀💀 w refrence
He better not get shot, the longer it takes to drag you the more likely someone else will die.
"All UAC personal, The Slayer has entered the facility"
😭😭😭
*the only thing they fear is you start playing*
“Good, let him pass.”
He has the square head too
bro, he's exactly look like him, the face tho, i cant 💀
Bro wakes up the drill Sargent 💀
He got this in his MRE 💉
Steve Rodgers before the serum: I didn't know the army issued body armor..
This guy: THEY DONT